#robotdick!

[spidergirlfangs]

is loader ROR2 botfucker-adjacent? does a working chassis worn as a suit and used to transport heavy loads roboticize her enough? i want her to pop my head between her thighs like a microwaved grape either way

[timeclipsed]

☕ + Eggman!

Send ☕ for my muse to rant about something in character (status — accepting!) 

❝—AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING! He thinks he can take my personal belongings and break my stuff just because we're like, roommates, or whatever! You know, you know— I used to have this handmade gemstone bracelet that Knuckles and Amy made me for my birthday one year, I wore it everywhere! And then one day I woke up, and it wasn't around my wrist anymore! So of course I ask the Doctor, and he says "oh no, I wouldn't take some worthless piece of junk like that"! But then a few weeks later, he shows me this autojob he did! This girl asked for a custom hood with gems, so what did he do?! He took the gems off my bracelet, scientifically enhanced them, and seared them onto her car! He didn't even share 40% of the pay with me! Now he dodges it whenever I bring it up! I just wanted him to give me back my bracelet! My stupid, dumb, god damn BRACELET!❞

[soitgoes4948]

Call me Agent Stone the way I'm always thinking about that RobotDICK.

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

Or, as High Boi called him in his "Sonic Movie Explained By An Idiot" video: Dr. Robotdick

@zay-does-things

Richard Kuta getting pissed about Robotnik's name supposedly being changed to "Eggman" for no reason is really funny since his name had always been that in the Japanese games before the western stuff started using it, too.

Plus, his gadgets and stuff usually had "Egg" in their names, like Egg-Robo, the Death Egg and the Eggmobile.

[cipherhunter]

well... already caught my first sighting of jimbotnik fanart with his pingas hangin’ out. that didn’t take long. 

[mlm-writer]

Test Ride (Peter Parker x Android!Reader)

Kinktober Day 10: Human x Android

Pairing: Peter Parker (Tom Holland ver.) x Android!Reader (Reader has no specified gender, because reader is an android, but reader has a robopenis.) Rating: Explicit Words: 1071 Summary: Peter is a busy and horny college student, but he is also a prodigy, perfectly capable of making his life easier with his very own sex robot. Note: No pronouns or gendered words, just a robotdick. I had way too much fun writing this.  Sequel here Tags: Dom/sub dynamics, sex toys(?), can a sex android be considered a sex toy I mean I am not one to dehumanise androids, edging, sub!peter, rough sex and y’all should know I love bottom Peter. 

The hud lighted up, showing you your physical statistics and some miscellaneous stats about your environment. Once the loading bar was filled, your optics turned on and you were faced with your creator. Puppy eyes stared at you, your system telling you they belonged to one Peter Parker, freshman engineering student. "Status report?" He questioned a little insecure. 

"All systems are functioning optimally. Awaiting command," you stated per your programming. He stared at you with an open mouth. 

"Give me your arm… please." You did as you were told and he took a gentle hold of it. He pressed on the silicone enveloping your metal skeleton. "Do you feel this?" 

"Affirmative."

"Sweet." 

He continued looking at you with wonder. "Can you run program D.O.M. please?" 

"Program D.O.M. comes in variant P and V. Which one would you want me to run?"

"Let's start with P."

"What is the break command?" 

"Stark." 

"Program D.O.M. version P will be executed."

Peter licked his lips as your pelvic plate retracted and a phallus emerged from the compartment behind it. "Do you wish to hear the instructions?" He swallowed thickly as he shook his head. "Very well, undress, Parker." Peter was quick to follow your instructions. "Now bend over against the wall." 

His ass was on full display. Your analysis showed it was looser than it should have been. You scooped some of the glistening fluid around his hole up with your finger and brought it to your tongue for chemical analysis. There was lubricant around his hole. You stuck a finger inside, meeting no resistance. A second easily joined. A third less easily, but still found its way inside. "You have sufficiently stretched," you commented. 

"Yes, I wanted to be ready for you," your maker squeaked out. He whimpered as you fingered him further open, lube pouring from the pores in your digits. "Please, fuck me." You smacked his ass with the pre-programmed force, leaving a red imprint on his pale skin. 

"You are so dirty. You want me to pound you like no human ever could, don't you?" He looked at you, desperate with tears in the corners of his eyes. He nodded, begging you to fuck him. You scanned the room, finding a bed. "First you have to endure sitting on my cock, boy." You lifted him up with ease and carried him to the bed. You lied down and positioned him on top of you, the tip of your length against his slicked hole. "Slide down."

Peter lowered himself, whimpering when you breached him. He threw his head back, being verbal with his pleasure until he had taken the full length of you. “Good boy,” you praised him, stroking his side in a comforting manner. You angled your length inside him until your sensors detected his prostate. Your cock started vibrating inside him, right against his prostate. 

“Oh fuck,” Peter moaned as he instinctively tried to get away from the vibrations. You pulled him down by the hips, holding him in place. It was just the lowest setting. You gradually amped it up to the highest and back to the lowest, making the intensity come and go in waves. “Fu… fuck I am going to…” You turned the vibrations off, denying him release so early on in the program.

“Do I need to remind you that the program will not allow you an orgasm until you have been granted permission?” He shook his head, breathing in an orderly fashion to calm himself down. “Very well.” The vibrations returned. You switched through several patterns in a random order, quitting when he got close and resuming when he was calmed down enough for you to continue. 

“You have performed sufficiently. I will grant you whatever you desire.”

“Please, please, fuck me.”

“You will need to be more specific with your demands.” 

“I want to… lie down and…” 

Peter groaned, his cock twitching with every thought. He couldn’t believe he got this hard without a single touch. “I need you to pound me into the mattress.” He let out a sigh of relief when it was finally out of him. You lifted him up and bent him over a pillow on the bed. He put his hands on his ass, spreading his soft cheeks for you. His hole was gaping from having your cock in him for so long. “Also can you… increase your size?”

You pressed your cock against his hole, lubricating it to make fucking him easier. “I can increase the size up to 12 inches. What length would you like?”

Peter swallowed. He was open and gaping all right, but he might have been ambitious when he made you. “Ten,” he replied, breath shaky as he rubbed his cock against the pillow. 

“My analysis shows that eight will still be in your comfortable range. I will increase the size gradually from there.” Peter wanted to protest and argue he could take it right away, but you were already entering and his eyes crossed. He cursed and moaned as he took your length. It was all perfect, the force you used, the speed with which you plowed into him. He nearly screamed when he felt your length increase. 

“Yes, it’s so good, please keep going.” You wrapped your arms around him and lifted him up, fucking him with more force. Your scanners kept a real-time updated stats profile to determine how much he could take. The goal was to maximise his pleasure. Peter saw stars, the edges of his vision unclear and his eyes unfocused. He felt absolutely brainless as you build him up to taking ten inches of cock fucking him like no human ever could. “Cum,” you commanded as your cock started vibrating at maximum intensity. Peter screamed, his vision white as he came over the bed. His orgasm felt like it lasted ages. He cried as your onslaught persisted. The vibrations gradually decreased to nothing as did your thrusts. “Good, Peter, it’s over.” You slipped out of him, the lubricant you excreted dripping from him. You pulled the sheets off the bed and wiped him off with it, before placing him on the mattress. You grabbed new sheets and covered the both of you with them. Peter cuddled up to you and you held him in his post-orgasmic bliss, caressing his hair until he would tell you that you passed the test ride. 

[robotpussy]

Can I fuck you with my RobotDick?

what does it look like and can it warm up and vibrate

[fortuitous-gooch]

love my mutuals!

[yippie-kai-gay]

Yeah sondick the heghog

Doggor Robotdick

Talls the dickfox

Sondick the heghog (super cool and awesome) or Samus from Metroid (Super cool and awesome and pretty)

Sondick you say?

[stephanamiche]

I'm trying to be fucking pretty ok? #vape #facecare #perfectlyposh #cacklespackle #teslacigs #punk85w #smok #babyprincetank #ejuice #ecig #robotdick #delicious #myfacerocks

[deadnightmoon]

Me and my robot penis wishing everyone a good day

[robotpussy]

hang on anon.... why'd you start that prompt why asking to fuck me with a dildo.m u could've just told me u have a robotdick it's ok ❤️

[robotpussy]

I'm a trans man so all I have is a robotdick, BUT it does vibrate and it's purple :)

oh babe I already have a vibrating purple dildo 🙏 it's ok tho that sounds cool and great

[fortuitous-gooch]

love my mutuals!

[robotsnchicks]

Oh my God! Stop this nonsense! My blog is pure and beautiful with only a slight scattering of tentacles and robotdicks

i’m just saying if you decide to follow @robotsnchicks

which i DO encourage

but just know you’re going to See Some Shit

[fortuitous-gooch]

love my mutuals!