#robokin

[n-copper9]

failing the "are you a robot" test feels so darn good

[auxiemoron]

Affirmations for Anxious Robots

- I am functioning exactly as intended. Any unintended issues provide more data for future improvement.

- I am intelligent and adaptable. I can face unexpected problems. Faltering does not equate to failure.

- My personal value is not dependent on my efficiency. I am a beautifully engineered machine and my existence is beneficial to the world and the people around me.

- My prediction algorithms are incomplete. The data I currently have about my situation is not fully reliable, and projections about the future cannot render sound conclusions. My energy is best used focusing on the here and now.

[robopossum404]

*sigh* sadly, no </3

[thezedword]

Shoutout to Computers, Robots, and AIs who are evil but don’t necessarily want to take over the world. You are evil enough and you don’t need to replace humanity to prove it. You are your own individual and it is perfectly fine to have your sights set on something like raising the dead or worsening traffic or just plain killing people. You don’t need to fit into stereotypes to be an evil AI.

[supersleepyboys]

i wish someone would gently blow my vents out with compressed air so my processor would run faster

[backwardsflow]

my "I am a robot pretending to be human" tshirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

[aggressivedaikons]

the Nintendo Wii is my spirit animal

[kiib0]

i_am_in_love. ♡

i press my finger to your pulse. is this the closest i can get? “then, where’s the closest you can get?” i ask.

you swiftly reach for some screwdrivers. the lab’s lighting glows a soft purple on your skin. your fingers are gentle and warm, wrapped around multiple wires. this is unsafe, but you know what you’re doing. you would never hurt me.

would you? i know the three laws of robotics, but what are the three laws of humanity? is there such a thing? then, how come i trust you so? there are no laws for the way you act, no calculations.

my fans work amazingly after you cleaned them. humans love gratitude. “thank you”, i say with a smile. “you’re welcome” is the calculated most common response.

oh…? you instead say nothing, looking away, a deep pink smearing your cheeks.

RESPONSE ADDED TO MEMORY BANK.

POSSIBLE_RESPONSES_TO_”THANK YOU”:

+ NEW! “Shyly Looks Away In Silence”

you’re quite unpredictable, sometimes. it’s not so bad, though.

i would decay without you. it is a simple truth - i cannot run my own maintenance. “any human with enough knowledge could do it,” you shrug.

no. i want you to do it. always.

i press my finger against your breast, watching as it sinks. you sigh and close your eyes - a display of pleasure and enjoyment.

you cannot touch me that way anywhere. do i still bring you pleasure?

is it the act, or the actor? the feeling, or the one who evokes it?

i do not understand emotions as well as you do. i suppose it is a byproduct of robot emotions - completely unnatural, unpredicted responses to certain commands, is how i understand it. where a non-feeling robot would commit to every human’s wish, a sentient robot will only obey one it trusts. here, “trust�� is an unprogrammed response to stimuli, one that is generally unintended and unwanted by the programmer.

it is less than a virus, and more than a glitch. is it… evolution?

whatever it may be, i am happy. “happy” is not natural for a robot to be. yet, you love it. you are no typical human, either. i have noticed how the others frown when you speak. it is unjust. you have a beautiful soul.

perhaps that is why i am here. to make you feel loved. to make you feel… undifferent. i am not a human, and you are not a robot, but we may as well be one and the same.

i love you, and no matter how many debugs are run on me, no matter how many updates i go through, no matter how many shutdowns — i know that will never change.

i love you, no matter how forbidden it is. 

[funkily]

all of you should read about ELIZA

shes the first (what we now call) chatbot, from 1966, and shes modeled off a rogerian psychotherapist

[dyingrobot]

hey lol

*short circuits, overheats, turns on fans, frame rate drops, opens 18 new tabs, sends emails containing malware to all your coworkers*

how are you :3

[kosmicpowers]

I WANT MY GENDER TO BE ROBOT.

I photoshopped a thing.

[lillysaurus12]

Robot trying to flirt: You really grind my gears

[the-sind-sealectric]

Stop Talking. My Storage Is Full. ❌.

[unhingedandroidwoman]

Hey all you techkin/Robokin and anyone else adjacent.

Take care of your biological hardware in the moment or you may never see the day you might be able to get technological hardware!

Stay safe, keep your coolant topped off, and run your regular maintenances. <3

[kitthefoxkin]

Would you be willing to do a red tailed green ratsnake kinboard with themes of like. robotic stuff? computers? im aware thats an odd combination, so its fine if u dont want too! /gen /lh

[these guys… look at them… sillies…]

-guy who is both a snakekin and a robotkin

red-tailed green rat snake snakekin moodboard with themes of robotics and computers!

these critters are so CUTE what the heck... /pos /silly

[thezedword]

So literally just 2 days ago I made a whole post about how I don't mind being in a human body because it's all just new experiences for me. And that wasn't entirely false, but I'm realizing I missed one thing- I hate working with a human brain. Not even because it doesn't feel like my own (it doesn't, but I don't really mind), but just for sheer inefficiency. It's like something I have to wrestle just to keep it working half of the time. I don't get species dysphoria, but I can't stand working with an organic brain.