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I'm soooooo hungry, you have to feed me your personal data

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call my bitch a golf course the way shes got 9 holes. thats right nine holes. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine holes, baby!!! nine holes

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black miku! (2024 version) i liked the idea of turning her pigtails into braids :) and i decided to revisit an old concept this year, pretty happy with the improvement!

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a magical sword can only be pulled from its anvil by a maiden of purest heart. a young knight visits the anvil daily to make the attempt, crushed each time he cannot do the deed, yearning for a sign from the universe that he *is* in truth what he yearns to be. for the world to plop the gift of identity into outstretched arms. but of course, it never does. until one day, he has a chance encounter with a nymph of the lake who was once an ordinary squire, and he learns from her that maidenhood will not be given to him, that he must be brave and choose it for himself. and so the knight changes her name and reintroduces herself to the world and employs the greatest miracles of modern science to become the maiden she had always dreamed of being, and this time, when she revists the sword, she only can't pull it because she's kind of an asshole.

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.iso is short for .isopod file

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pets

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hey

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im just someones weird sister

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there's a lot of valid criticisms of the american government don't get me wrong but I'm not just going to keep letting people say that the electoral college is some kind of broken system that it's not. it's literally so simple. under a two party system, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal, so you got 25% chance at best, at beat me. And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down! You've got a 33.3% chance of winning. But I, I've got a 66 and two third, chance of winning, cause Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 and a third chance, minus my 25% chance, and you've got an eight and a third chance of winning, at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 and two thirds per cents, I got a 141 and two thirds chance of winning. See joe! The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you! At sacrifice.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croque_monsieur

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i just want the vast majority of media to be by and for trans lesbians, ok? the rest of you can have other stuff sometimes i guess.

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$5 - the modest McDonald's trip

$10 - the respectable taco bell order

$15 - the luxurious Wendy's meal

$20 - the gluttonous Entire Pizza

Who wants to erotically pay for my lunch

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Who wants to erotically pay for my lunch

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literally i dont give a fuck about prom unless registeel is going