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taes-kookie-blog · 4 months ago
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DATES WITH BTS
these days i’ve been daydreaming on what kind of date our boys would bring us on 🥹 i jinja miss them. pls enjoy dear~
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JUNGKOOK
he’d call you late at night. you’d facetime for a bit, this is what your dates have been lately due to the military. things get a bit freaky a while into the facetime call, and jungkook loses it. “i cant kiss you through the phone.” he says. you laugh, thinking he’s making a soulja boy joke bc you’re listening to it. but he’s serious, and he’s getting all worked up… he bites his lip and leans closer to the camera… “i wanna see it.. in motion… in 3D.” upon hearing this you get up to strip for him but he hangs up. you receive a text from him; an address. you go to the address and it’s the military grounds, where he sneaks you in so you can do it in 3D. but then you get shot and you die :(
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SUGA
it’s a friday night. due to suga’s busy schedule, you don’t see eachother much so you want to go a bit crazy and go to the club together. he’s wearing sunglasses and a cap to disguise, so everyone in the club thinks he’s weird. he drinks a lot due to stress and judgement. “yoongi.. slow down…” but he doesnt. he’s been drinking a lot more lately but you brushed it aside as you haven’t seen it; until now. glass after glass, shot after shot… he’s almost blackout by this point. he buys a bottled beer to go home with, so you wrap your arm around him to help him out. while waiting for your uber, you turn to see he isn’t there… that’s when you hear a load bang. you immediately run down the street towards the commotion. there he is, on the ground, a wound on his head. he drunkenly laughs and sits up, but the situation isn’t laughable. beside him is a scooter and a pram. a pram that fell over.
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JIMIN
jimin’s ideal date with you would be a karaoke bar. he loves to tease you as you try your best to sing, and of course, he loves to sing too. but he’s banned from all the karaoke bars in seoul. you’re walking along together, moreso you’re being guided along by him after he told you he ‘knows a place.’ you reach a strange part of the city, where you’ve never been. there are a lot of buff shirtless men around. “this way babe.” he tugs on your hand towards a staircase leading underground, so you follow, confused. at first glance, the place is amazing and lively, a cool underground club, you figure it’s probably so hidden because it’s for celebrities only. but upon walking further into the club…. “jimin! what the fuck?! this is a gay bar!”
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V
tae has always been reluctant about taking you out due to his dislike of PDA, and of course, the attention to his public image. you understand, dispatch can ruin careers after all. he calls you to come over, so you do. you reach the apartment and notice how foggy the windows are, is he cooking? you smile to yourself happily, smitten at the fact that beyond his stoic image, tae would cook for you. you walk in and immediately begin coughing. you stumble into the room, tripping over something on the floor. it’s hard to see through the smoke, steam, vapor..? what is this? but after crouching down and picking up what you tripped over, you can see it’s a vape. not just one, the whole floor is covered… emerging from the clouds, tae holds one out to you. “choof sesh?”
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JIN
jin is usually a stay at home watch movies and snuggle type, so when you got the text asking you to come out with him, you were more than excited. you dress yourself up to look your best, and meet him outside. he compliments you which makes you blush, but then there’s an awkward silence. he waits, until you compliment him too. then you go, and arrive at a carnival. walking along together, getting cotton candy (he won’t eat it but at least he paid), playing games, going on rides… it’s so much fun. until you go into the hall of mirrors. at first it’s funny, seeing so many of your reflection, but of course it’d get boring after a while. “jin, let’s go!” but he doesn’t answer. he’s entranced by his reflection, and refuses to leave. good luck getting him out…
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RM
namjoon likes to make dates personal and meaningful. he wants to connect, not just through your bodies, but your mind and heart. when he told you he wants to show you where he grew up your heart was touched and you couldn’t wait. the car trip is fun, and eventually you pull up to a run down part of the city. checking your location on your phone, you knew this wasn’t where he grew up. “babe-“ before you can speak, he cuts you off, sighing and shaking his head and he drives slowly and looks melancholically out the window. “this is my hood.” you look at him in confusion, he seems totally lost in thought. he’s still driving, but you go to open the door to hint you wanna go and see it for yourself. before your hand reaches the handle he quickly grabs it. “don’t. it’s not safe out there…”
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JHOPE
jhope had recently recovered from his emo phase so you could finally enjoy time with him, and you couldn’t wait. he invited you over. upon entering, he greeted you with excitement, wearing a cute apron and ushering you towards the kitchen to show the meal he prepared. you’re beyond surprised and excited, your heart warmed from this gesture. you sit at the kitchen counter as he continues cooking, the room filled with laughter and joy. he falls into conversation with you, his back facing the stove as you joyfully exchange conversation. until suddenly, a fire breaks out. he turns to face it, his expression unreadable as you scram to get the fire extinguisher. you run over but he silently holds a hand out, gesturing for you to stop. “what if.. what if…. what if i have no dream? no hope?” he mumbles, his expression still as he stares into the fire. “hoseok we need to put it ou-” he shushes you, still staring into the fire. “let it burn. let it all burn.”
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i hope u enjoyed dears~ pls send requests
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taes-kookie-blog · 4 months ago
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Hiii! I just wanted to say that you’re an amazing writer and also thank you for the follow🤧✨
thank you so much dear 🫰🥺💜
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taes-kookie-blog · 5 months ago
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if u post 24/7 about wanting to Fuck kpop idols do not call my posts triggering. YOU are triggering me by being an untouchable ob€se loser behind that screen…. go on a diet and go outside
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taes-kookie-blog · 5 months ago
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Hey don't give up on your writing . I saw where goayeos called u out
i got called out???? LOL
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taes-kookie-blog · 6 months ago
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tysm 🥹🤍
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seventeen fic recs (ot13) [june]
check out specific members here
all credits go to the respective authors. this is a fic rec list and i do not claim to have written these posts. if you would like your writing removed, please let me know and i will erase it immediately.
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FLUFF
ᝰ svt when you ask them if they would love you if you were a worm by @atiny111718 hyung line / maknae line
ᝰ svt as dads by @bbyobbyo
ᝰ svt, asking them for a selfie (hyung line) by @dioll
ᝰ svt when you block their kisses by @dokries
ᝰ svt, confessions (hhu) by @hanggarae
ᝰ svt as romance tropes by @hoshipills
ᝰ svt when they like the outfit you're wearing by @kimbappykidding
ᝰ svt's favorite place to kiss you by @juniperdugong
ᝰ calling svt by the wrong name as a prank by @mangocustard16
ᝰ svt, dates with them by @nonuify
ᝰ svt buying you lipstick by @ppumeonae-bigvibe
ᝰ svt when their shy s/o wears a swimsuit by @seventeenreasonswhy
ᝰ svt meeting their little selves (their newborn baby) by @shuagirl
ᝰ svt when you bake something for them (95z) by @snwvee
ᝰ svt when you get their names tattooed by @taes-kookie-blog
ᝰ svt when they misunderstand and kiss your cheek by @whipped-for-kpop-fics 95 line / 96 line / 97 line / maknae line
ᝰ svt finding out you didn't bias them prior to dating by @wonuwrites
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HURT/COMFORT
ᝰ how svt takes care of you by @waldau
ᝰ svt, you coming out as bisexual by @wooahaes hyung line / maknae line
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ANGST
ᝰ svt when their crush (who happens to be their best friend) is in a relationship by @januaryrabbit
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SMUT (MDNI)
ᝰ svt when something embarrasing happens during sex by @hoshifighting
ᝰ svt texting you to go home by (vocal line) @kooqitas
ᝰ svt making you finish by @nonuify
ᝰ svt, ass or boobs by @nonuify
ᝰ svt watching their you please yourself by @seventeenreasonswhy
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all love to the authors! i enjoyed reading every single one of these writings! <3
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taes-kookie-blog · 6 months ago
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POV: YOU GOT SVT MEMBERS' NAMES TATTOOED
their reactions ~
requested~ request more in box ok dears i jinja need requests dear ok thanks Ok
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SEUNGCHEOL
is shocked at first but then goes and gets your name tattooed as well because he feels bad
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JEONGHAN
smiles at you awkwardly, pitying you and trying not to laugh
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JOSHUA
rubs his thumb over it and tears up, speaking softly "thank you...."
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JUN
stares at you then says ".... i thought you were joking"
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HOSHI
smiles widely but he's really scared
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WONWOO
looks at you ".. why did you do that?"
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WOOZI
already has your name tattooed too
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DOKYEOM
laughs uncontrollably but then the laughter turns into tears and he cries "y/n.. i cant believe it. i love you"
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MINGYU
tries not to laugh but then smiles "you should've gotten it bigger"
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MINGHAO
gulps awkwardly "oh... um did it hurt..?"
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SEUNGKWAN
cringes and walks away but then comes back "it's.. so cute! thank you"
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VERNON
his eye twitches and looks at you "that's.. really weird" pulls out his wallet and rubs his head "how much is tattoo removal?"
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DINO
"it's.... beautiful.." takes out his phone and sends a photo of it to the gc to laugh
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thanks dears pls enjoy~ my first svt imagine~
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taes-kookie-blog · 6 months ago
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i'm so serious i started ironically saying for jinja because of you
Ahhh jagiya~~ 🥺 I’m honoured ok dear thanks dear I’m jinja blushing dear ok 🫰
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taes-kookie-blog · 6 months ago
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Seventeen reacting to you having a drug problem
Imagine this: you and your boyfriend spend a comfy evening watching a movie. In the middle of the movie you excuse yourself to go to your bag to look if you brought your drugs with you. You didn’t notice that he followed you so you almost get a heartattack when he asks “(y/n), what are you searching for?”. Your heart stands still, your hands start to shake. Not being able to think properly, you decide to tell him about your secret..
S.Coups: After you told him about your problem, he runs into your room and searches all over the place to find anything drug related. He throws the mattress off the bed, all of your clothes out of the closet “Seungcheol.. please stop” you cry to him, he turns around, facing you as he notices the teddy bear he gave you for your birthday last year “No, please… (y/n).. please don’t.. “ He looks like a helpless puppy, standing there in the messy room. “Please don’t cry..”
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Jeonghan: “no, not my beautiful jagi..” he shooks his head, looking at the floor. He doesn’t know what to say or even think, his mind seemed to be empty completely. “What do you want to do now (y/n)?” he asks. You wish you had an answer, a plan how to solve this, how to get out of this, but sadly you didn’t. You felt a huge pressure on you and couldn’t even say a word. The silence continued for half an hour. As you were about to leave, he suddenly takes your hand, stroking it softly with his other hand “Don’t leave me (y/n), please..”  tears streaming down his face “Don’t leave me alone..”
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Joshua: “ (y/n).. I’m sorry to say that, but.. you need help, serious help”, he holds your arm gently, but tight enough, so that you don’t leave. Out of shame, you can’t look into his face. “(y/n) please answer me.. This is very important” He moves closer to you, you can smell his scent. It’s so familiar and soothing.. Suddenly he hugs you “ Jagi, maybe it’s not important for you, but it really is for me.. please.. let us go visit a doctor”
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Jun: “So.. you want to tell me, that you betrayed me the whole time?”, he asked in disbelief. “Jun.. I didn’t betray you.. It’s a little different” , “Different? WHat do you mean? You lied to me, you did harmful things and didn’t even bother to tell me. What do you want to call it if not betrayal?” You were speechless, you didn’t know how to defend yourself, because he’s right. “I wanted to stop Jun..” ,  “Ah okay, and when? Please tell me when you wanted to stop and still not tell it to your boyfriend?” His words felt like stabbing, eventhough he wasn’t even screaming. “I can explain.. You know, I had some problems..” you wanted to keep on talking, but just couldn’t hold your tears anymore. “(y/n).. please don’t cry.. Let’s talk about it later, when we both thought about it more ”
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Hoshi: “haha that was one lame ass joke… hey.. why aren’t you laughing??” Soonyoungs smile disappears and his eyes get wide “Jagi, are you serious right now?”, “Oppa.. I’m so so sorry..”. He softly takes you into his arms, you could feel his heart beating fast as his shoulders seem to protect you from anything else like a shield. “But Jagi, why do you do that?” He says gently. You don’t know. He keeps asking “Why didn’t you tell me before?”. You still don’t know. “(y/n), you need to go to the doctor” His words are only a fragile whisper now “I don’t think I could provide you the help you need.. I’m sorry” His voice cracks up in the middle of the sentence, his apology was only mumbled as he was in tears.
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Wonwoo: As soon as you tell him, he refuses to talk to you. He goes straightly into his room and locks it. You decide to leave him alone and leave the dorm. Later that day you get a text from Mingyu “what happened? he doesn’t talk anymore, doesn’t eat and only goes out of his room to go to the toilet”. While reading the message, your heart seems so break terribly. After overthinking every possible solution, you decide to call him. He instantly answers: “(y/n), you know, that when you hurt yourself, you hurt me too”
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Woozi: Silence followed after your confession. He emotionlessly looks into your eyes, even as your eyes beginn to fill with tears, he doesn’t take his eyes off of you. Worried that he might leave you or even hate you now, you can’t stop the tears from falling. Even while watching you breaking down, he doesn’t change. Under tears you ask: “Oppa.. you don’t love me anymore, right? I can understand you.. I’m so sorry..”As you finished your sentence, he slowly comes up to you. He sits down next to you, taking your hand and squeezing it tightly “(y/n), I love you, but please stop doing.. that..” Eventhough his last word was filled with disgust, his warm hand on yours and the “i love you” was enough to give you hope again. He whispers “I just don’t want to lose you, because of such a thing..”
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DK: “Nooo.. this can’t be true!! Are you making fun of me?” He laughs and gives you a pat on the head. Seeing him laugh breaks your heart, eventhough it was always the thing you loved most about him. “I wish it would be fun..” you whisper while looking to the ground. You really don’t want his smile to diappear, he doesn’t deserve this. The only thing you want right now, is to disappear out of his life. Seokmin is looking at the floor, his face turned to the sides, so that you can’t see his face. “I’m so sorry, if you want me to leave, then I will” you tell him softly. “I don’t want you to leave (y/n)” He raises his head “ I was just thinking, thath you might have some other problems from the past or something, so that you have to take drugs now” He comes closer, and hugs you tightly “we can talk about it if you want to jagiya”
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Mingyu: “Seriously you should have told me before. I’m so disappointed.. I can’t believe you wanted to hide such an important topic from me” You notice an unusual anger in his eyes, which you never saw before. You can’t seem to recognize your cute and loving boyfriend, he takes a step towards you, you move back out of fear. He turns around and starts screaming, hitting his fists against the wall "(y/n), do you know what the worst part of this story is? I still can’t let you go..”
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The8: “Really?” his eyes widened out of confusion “You never seemed like it.. I mean like someone who takes drugs, you know..”. You couldn’t say anything. You expectet some kind of sadness or anger from him, but he seems just a little confused. “(y/n), since you told me about your problem, I guess you want me to help you stop, right?” He took a step towards you “And I think this is very courageous of you” He took your hand “I promise you, I will give my best”
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Seungkwan: “I’m sorry (y/n), but I think we shouldn’t see each other anymore..” looking onto the floor, he turned around. It felt like your heart was tearing apart, never have you felt such pain. With your last power you whispered “please.. don’t go seungkwan” - no reaction. He stood still with his back turned to you. A little louder you say “Seungkwan, I already tried to get clean” - silence followed. You couldn’t help, but cry. Suddenly he turns around and hugs you tighlty. You feel a warm tear of his slowly rolling down your cheek.
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Vernon: “Do you know what you are doing to yourself, (y/n)?” he looks straight into your eyes, eventhough he’s right in front of you, you felt as if there was a huge distance between you “Do you know what drugs do to your health?” you don’t answer, but he still keeps on talking seriously “Jagi, I want you to stop immediatly, I know it’s not easy, but please try and go to a doctor.” he stopped talking, let out a short breathe “I couldn’t forgive myself if something would happen to you”
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Dino: “What?” you could almost see the question marks floating over his head “Are you kidding?”. You look straight into his eyes “Sadly, i’m not..”. He comes closer to you, taking your hand and squeezes it tightly “Woah.. It must be really difficult for you, isn’t it?” he looks really worried “I want you to know, that I will be by your side when you want to go to the doctor or something, but if you don’t then I’m sorry.. I think I would have to leave.” He pauses, your heart seems to be racing. Eventhough his words hurt, you couldn’t cry. Especially not in front of him. He takes your other hand and continues speaking “Please (y/n).. let someone help you. I want to stay with you forever..”
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taes-kookie-blog · 6 months ago
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ENHYPEN AS 'THE TYPE OF GUY TO' MEME
pls give me requests btw
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SUNGHOON
sunghoon's the type of guy who...
offers to carry your books for you
likes his own posts from multiple accounts
says 'is anyone here?' in a haunted house
opens a bag of chips with scissors
licks his finger to turn the page
eats pizza with a knife and fork
buys defected items just so they get bought
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HEESEUNG
heeseung's the type of guy who...
sends a goodmorning and goodnight text everyday
asks a girl if she's today's date
writes reviews for apps on the app store
hangs out with his friends and say 'i really needed this..'
answers facetime calls super close up
blows on icecream
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SUNOO
sunoo's the type of guy who...
makes a wish at 11:11
stops at red lights in GTA
says 'oopsie daisy' when dropping something
says 'ouchies' when he stubs his toe
makes decisions by saying 'eenie meenie miny mo'
opens the blinds and says 'what a beautiful day!'
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JAY
jay's the type of guy who...
says 'well well well' when he encounters his enemies
says 'that's what she said'
slaps his leg while laughing hard
closes the fridge with his hips
says 'no more mr nice guy..' when he's angry
looks into an imaginary camera when something dumb/funny happens
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JAKE
jake's the type of guy who...
says easy peasy lemon squeezy after doing something easy
says 'here comes the tickle monster!' to his homies
rubs his hands and says 'let's dig in!' before eating
covers his friends eyes from behind and says 'guess who'
eats out of the fridge standing in front of it
loudly exhales after sipping a refreshing drink
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JUNGWON
jungwon's the type of guy who...
says 'pretty on please with a cherry on top' when he wants something
sleeps like '*snore* mimimimi *snore* mimimi'
says 'use the magic word' when u ask him for something
says 'is somebody cutting onions?' when tearing up
says 'he's right behind me isn't he...' when someone's behind him
enjoys minion memes
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NIKI
niki's the type of guy who...
pretends to smoke a lollipop
says 'geronimo!' before canonballing into a pool
says 'we've got company..' when someone unwanted arrives
blows on a hot drink and sticks his pinky out to drink it
laughs in a fight and says 'i thought he was gonna hit m-' then gets hit
barks back at dogs
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hope u enjoyed pls send requests in my inbox im so bored and out of ideas...
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taes-kookie-blog · 6 months ago
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MINGYU AND JUN IM BLUSHING SO HARD RN.... pls make more dear ok im blushing and crying i need more dear ok~!
random svt headcanons
mix of boyfriend hc's and random hc's. there's no theme (requests are open btw pls send me stuff T.T)
Seungcheol
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gives u money to go shopping
loves when u trace ur fingers over his back tattoo
doesn't like letting u drive (wants u to be a passenger princess)
loves watching u play with kkuma. especially when u don't know he's watching
has crazy bed hair
has mild road rage
Jeonghan
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smokes/vapes with you
loves couple rings but he won't wear them in public
randomly buys u gifts if he sees something that reminds him of u
will let u choose what u both get for dinner
teaches u his skincare routine
if he shows you a movie and you guess the plot twist/ending, he'll lie and tell u that ur wrong
uses your shampoo
Joshua
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LOVES couples jewellery
will take photos for your instagram (and vice versa)
always comforts u <3
stares at himself in the mirror for 10 minutes every morning
teaches you how to play guitar (will sing while you play)
makes bracelets for u
Jun
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loves quality time
will sniff his armpits when nobody is looking (lowkey loves the smell)
always talking (either to you or himself)
loves visiting his friends that have pets (is debating getting a dog of his own)
loves cooking for u
loves making jokes.. but he'll laugh mid-sentence and end up taking 5 minutes say the entire joke (he ends up laughing more than u do)
Hoshi
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blushes every time u give him a compliment
very affectionate
messy eater. he'll walk around with food on his face without realising
his wardrobe is bigger than urs
never washes his jeans
steals ur eyeliner
Wonwoo
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will give u money whenever u ask (and even when u don't)
loves teaching u how to play his favourite games and is very patient while you learn the controls
makes u a couple playlist and listens to it 24/7
will wear the same hoodie for a week
laughs at everything u say
loves showing u his baby photos & loves seeing ur baby photos
Woozi
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lets u listen to his demos and listens to ur feedback
will binge watch a 4 season anime within a week
doesn't like pda but he'll still hold ur hand in public
prefers to stay at home with u rather than going out on a date
practices aegyo in the mirror even though he hates it
will use you as inspiration for his lyrics
Minghao
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steals your accessories
if you have a pet, he'll let your pet snuggle up to him on the bed
asks u to teach him how to use makeup (he loves when u apply it for him)
is very good with kids. he loves spending time with your nieces and nephews
loves showing you his favourite songs
loves matching outfits
Dokyeom
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bed hog...
always smells good (will share his cologne/perfume so u smell good too)
loves pda (especially hand holding)
buys clothes for u
loud eater
he's a good driver but he'll drive extra cautiously if you fall asleep in the passenger seat
sometimes (rarely) sleep talks
Mingyu
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picks u up to show u how strong he is. "i could use you as weights"
does aegyo whenever he wants something from you
flexes at himself whenever he walks past a mirror
makes u take "candid" photos of him. he'll act like he doesn't notice you photographing him.. but after a few seconds he'll break out in laughter and beg you to start over
loves sharing food with you
will fall asleep if ur watching a movie late at night. the next morning he'll apologise promise to continue watching it later (he falls asleep again)
Vernon
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loves sharing his playlists with you
gets embarrassed when you walk in on him taking selfies
loves when u pick out his outfits
sometimes drifts into his own world when he's reading a book or listening to music, but as soon as he notices your presence he'll put away what he's doing to talk with you
lover banter
takes the best/worst photos of you
Seungkwan
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loves cuddling with you when he needs to recharge his social battery
affectionately gives you dirty looks (he thinks it's funny when u do the same to him)
constantly makes jokes in hopes that it'll make u laugh
sings in the shower
very comforting (but also loves and appreciates when u comfort him too)
randomly does aegyo and then cringes at himself
Dino
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has gone through multiple emo phases
always laughing at whatever you say
he whines when you disagree with him
keeps a deck of uno in his bag at all times just in case someone wants to play with him
takes selfies on ur phone whenever you leave your phone unattended
always asks how your day was (and gives you a recap of his)
will make fun of you, laugh at himself, and then apologise
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taes-kookie-blog · 6 months ago
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MYSTIC MESSENGER CHARACTERS REACT TO YOU SAYING 'IM PREGNANT'
POV you tell the characters you're pregnant as a prank...
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YOOSUNG
Y/N: I'm pregnant...
Yoosung: WHAAAA?!?!??!!
Yoosung: Y/N we're too young to have a baby!!!! Yoosung: Ah, I mean, your body your choice! T_T I didn't mean it like that!!!!! Yoosung: We'll figure this outtogethre
Yoosung: Sorry playinf LOLOL hold on
Yoosung: SEVEN Y/N'S PREGNANT IM FREAKIGN OIUT
Yoosung: AHHHHH WRONGPERSON Y/N IMSORRY
Y/N: It's a prank ㅋㅋㅋ
Yoosung: Y/NNNN YOU SCARED ME T_T
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JUMIN
Y/N: I'm pregnant....
Jumin: Thank you for contacting Jumin Han. This is an automated response. He will get back to you shortly.
*17 hours later* Jumin: Y/N, I got the message.
Jumin: I've arranged for you to move in immediately, whether we share a room or not is up to you.
Jumin: My driver is on the way to you now, don't stress about packing your belongings. I can organize to have them delivered.
Jumin: We can discuss this further once you're here safe. In the meantime, I'll arrange a meeting with my father to discuss marriage arrangements.
Y/N: It was a prank....
Jumin: *read*
Jumin: *4 hours later* That wasn't funny, Y/N. Please stop hanging around Yoosung and 707.
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707
Y/N: I'm pregnant...
707: lolololol
707: really? what should we name it~
707: lolol how about a mix of our names? like renesmee in twilight
707: u think u can blend honey buddha chips to make baby food?~
Y/N: It was a prank...
707: i know. LOLOLOL
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ZEN
Y/N: I'm pregnant...
*12 missed calls*
Zen: Y/N????
Zen: Y/N, are you serious? haha;;
Zen: I'll be in a scandal... aish...
Zen: Our child might break the internet with its good looks. lol
Zen: You keeping it?
Y/N: It was a prank....
Zen: Heol;; Y/N, I was about to text my publicist;;
Zen: I guess it's a good thing. Our child would be too beautiful for the world to handle~ lol
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JAEHEE
Y/N: I'm pregnant...
Jaehee: What?
Jaehee: Hm.
Jaehee: Y/N, we never spoke about raising a child. Why so sudden?
Jaehee: My work hours are long these days, I'm not sure if I can handle a child so suddenly like this. Ah;;
Jaehee: Do you plan on being a stay at home mother? I don't see another way for this to work.
Y/N: It was a prank...
Jaehee: Ah..... Y/N, you shouldn't scare me like that... I'm so tired I thought I was imagining things..;;
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SAERAN
Y/N: I'm pregnant...
Saeran: HAH.... pregnant...
Saeran: Is that true, pet...?
Saeran: I'll have Rika bring in something to fix this.
Saeran: It's no good to have a pregnant toy, is it? This was supposed to be a last resort.. hah
Saeran: *comes in and kicks ur stomach to abort the baby*
Y/N: *coughs up blood* it.. it was a prank...
Saeran: A prank? HAH........ Hah... when did my toy get so mischevious.... I think I'll punish you for this... *locks the door*
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taes-kookie-blog · 6 months ago
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REQUESTS OPEN
hello dear please send request in inbox ok~
see profile for my previous work! ok chingu see u soon for jinja ~~
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taes-kookie-blog · 6 months ago
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ENHYPEN AS MYSTIC MESSENGER
my worlds colliding....
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SUNGHOON - JUMIN
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HEESEUNG - ZEN
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SUNOO - YOOSUNG
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JAY - V
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JAKE - 707
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JUNGWON - RAY (NOT saeran)
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NIKI - mix of 707 and zen
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please send requests for imagines etc~
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taes-kookie-blog · 6 months ago
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can u do more sexist imagines please
yes dear thank u so much for request~ any group preferences?
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taes-kookie-blog · 7 months ago
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OMG this made me want an abortion it's so sweet /pos
how svt would react to u getting an abortion
tw// abortion, death, domestic violence
seungcheol
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"you killed my baby...?"
is mad that u didn't tell him beforehand
always wanted to be a dad and u took that opportunity away from him
breaks up with you
jeonghan
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"i mean... it's your choice i guess"
is supportive at first but whenever you get into an argument he will bring it up
"I'M toxic? WELL YOU'RE A MURDERER"
apologises afterwards, but he still brings it up the next time u fight
joshua
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"dw babe i'm american... your body your choice"
is very supportive <3
is secretly relieved but would never admit it
jun
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"baby you should've told me.. i would've gone to the clinic with u"
is very gentle with u for the next few weeks
will make ur food and help u bathe so u can relax and focus on regaining ur health <3
hoshi
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"oh... baby i'm so sorry. we can try again"
thinks u had a miscarriage
wonwoo
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"oh"
pauses his game while you talk about your abortion
"...is that all?"
returns to his game
woozi
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"ah... can i use this for our new album?"
makes u write down the abortion process so he can "get in the mind of a woman" to make his song more "authentic"
minghao
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"you were pregnant? i did notice that you gained weight..."
is insensitive at first but tries to be understanding
"it's fine. i actually just read a book about feminism. your body your choice"
mingyu
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"huh? you... killed it?"
claims that abortion is murder
doesn't break up with you, but he gets scared whenever you raise your voice at him
"i'm scared you'll kill me next..."
dokyeom
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"are you okay? do you feel sick? just take it easy, okay?
wants to have children someday but understands that u weren't ready
cries because "you've suffered so much..."
seungkwan
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"i wondered why you've been acting like such a bitch"
doesn't care about the baby, but he uses it as a reason to argue
"you didn't think i deserved to know? that was my baby, too."
vernon
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"oh. okay. cool"
wants to be an ally but actually comes across as insensitive
"i mean, it's just a bunch of cells, right?"
forgets to ask if you were okay
dino
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"ah... i'm sorry for impregnating you. i'll be more careful in the future, okay?"
thinks it's his fault
is relieved though bc he's "too young to be a dad"
immediately goes to the store and comes back with condoms
"look at what i bought, y/n! 😄"
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taes-kookie-blog · 7 months ago
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is this blog a joke..? 😭
No now give me request darling~ purple U
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taes-kookie-blog · 7 months ago
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SKZ REACT TO YOU HAVING AN ABORTION
Requested~
so sad i nearly tear up writing.
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HYUNJIN
when you tell him, he's confused
'you were pregnant? i thought u just gained a bit of weight.'
doesn't really care
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FELIX
is angry at first that u didn't tell him
u fight a bit but he starts crying :(
'baby, i'm not mad at you.. i just.. wish you told me so i could've been there for you.'
he doesnt call u baby for a few weeks bc he thinks it might trigger u
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LEE KNOW
'u had an abortion? ah.. good. the world couldn't handle a mini us'
makes jokes about it
makes sure u know he support ur choice
jokes about how he doesn't need more kids (he already has his cats)
is secretly convinced u got pregnant on purpose
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BANGCHAN
he gets upset
'my babygirl.. was gonna have a babygirl....'
he avoids u for a while
when u start talking again, he says 'hey, let's try again? ;)'
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JEONGIN
denies it
'im not sure why you're telling me, it wasn't mine'
secretly cries and beats himself up for not being responsible
crushes up birth control and starts putting it in ur food
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HAN
'you had an abortion..? aish.... that's not just your decision!'
is annoyed u didnt talk to him about it first
acts annoyed and frustrated (he is), but is secretly upset bc he wants a family with you
pokes holes in the c*ndom next time
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SEUNGMIN
calls u a baby murderer
doesnt talk to u, but keeps sending u anti abortion posts
'not only did u stop our baby's beating heart, u broke mine...'
gets upset and defensive when u refer to the fetus as 'it'
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CHANGBIN
his face goes red
'why wouldnt u tell me?! i didnt even know you were pregnant!'
when he calms down, he hugs u and apologizes
after a few days, he begins 'joking' about what the baby couldve grown to been (he's trying to make u regret it)
asks if u kept the fetus remains bc he could use it for protein
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WOOJIN
'are you fucking kidding me? that's what that transaction on my card was... aish shibal..... next time just tell me.' *punches u down and repeatedly kicks ur stomach* 'next time dont waste my hard earned money, i couldve done it for you. bitch..'
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Enjoy darlings~ give me requests and ideas!
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