#robodad

[bookanimalzzz]

Hunger Games

Bloodbath:

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[taksstuff]

Please they've got smth going on

[youngerfrankenstein]

Genuinely might be the best Optimus Prime we’ve gotten. Definitely a REALLY damn good portrayal of the character. It’s why we all love him. Some of my favourite bits of his from the intro arc.

Also:

Honestly thanks man, you did an awesome job.

(Anyway please read and please buy at least one of the comics, Vol. 1 comes out in May maybe try that)

[cittythekitten]

What would have happened if Mecha had heard what Abyss was saying?!?!🤨🤨🤨

Ironically, this is the only version of Mecha that doesn't tolerate profanity, I think? XD Mecha/Robodad by @wolfwrathknight Abyss/Flight by @metakazkz Art & design by me

[syppys-den]

He shot a pug he liked into space for our sins

WE WISH YOU A MERRY JINGLY

[theflowerofthecommonwealth]

When you’re trying to be poetic AF but your strange smol ghoul son is stoned out of his mind.

[wormshrimp]

never finishing this (it’s very old) but anyways, if dadow, why not medad? metaldad? surely he would survive of the end of the world considering he’s also, technically, immortal…

(sketch)

[spaceboibrainrot]

I don't see enough roboparents fanart

This is their dynamic and I will not take criticism

[allan-bravecog-and-co]

Is Allan going to be alright? Is there anything we can do to help? Send donations?

Considering the fact we wouldn't be able to share income between our departments without express permission from the chairman, donations would actually be quite appreciated. Just make sure to send it in cogbucks, not jellybeans.

[Diane Morsecode has appended a link to an anonymous paycog account]

[thebomb-thebird-andtheburntbitch]

shut up i love them sO- (cries)

[rwpohl]

l'umanoide, aldo lado 1979

[verm1c1de]

"that was my squeezin arm!"

"THEY TOOK MY SQUEEZIN ARM!!! WHY MY SQUEEZIN ARM?? AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH"

[youngerfrankenstein]

THE CHOCOLATE GUY MADE A TRANSFORMER

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CHOCTIMUS PRIME?!?!

Holy shit. He even put fucking LED’s in the chocolate. What can’t this guy do???

Thank you!!!

[cittythekitten]

I want to see the Mecha' reaction when someone takes his children away. (I like your au. it's very cute✨🌿🌸)

He doesn't like it :) Sorry if this takes so long. Also, thank you!! I hope you have a good day/night OwO Undertale by Toby Fox Nightmare by @jokublog Razor/Killer by @rahafwabas Mecha by @wolfwrathknight Achromatic/Color by @superyoumna Flight/Abyss by @metakazkz Art by me

[theflowerofthecommonwealth]

Jazzy 🤝 Lucille: Sleep is for the weak!!!

Nick: (Disappointed Dad Glare)

Jazzy and Lucille: (Walk off to bed with their tail between their legs and promptly go to sleep)

Lucille: So tired. Gotta start drinking more caffeine. *already drinking a near-fatal amount*

Nick: Have you considered SLEEP?!

Lucille: Sleep is for the weak. *slurps another cup of coffee that mysteriously appeared out of nowhere*

[theflowerofthecommonwealth]

Hancock: “The Halloween scares this year have been fun and all, but let’s not forget that the scariest thing on earth is when Dad calls your full name. If he ever does that- then know you best say your prayers and get on your knees to beg for forgiveness.”

Nick: “Mr John Hancock! Why in Sam Hill is the kitchen covered in smoke???”

Hancock: (Puts his hands in his pockets) “Chem lab gone wrong… sorry Papa Nick.”

Nick: (Jabs his finger to the person next to the ghoul) “Mr Deacon John Doe, you better not have been sneaking around last night spying on the old folks!”

Deacon: (Holds up his hands in surrender) “Hey- in my own defense, you never know who could be a big fat faker in disguise!”

Nick: “And Miss Piper Wright, how many times do I hafta tell you that posing as a Gunner with a temporary tattoo on your forehead is not a safe or even reliable way of getting the latest scoop?”

Piper: (Rubs her hands together) “Eeeeuuuuuhh… I was hoping that you would over look that…”

Jasmine: (Watching this all play out from the sidelines)

Nick: “Can’t hide from a Detective, Pipes. Especially one that cares dearly about you.”

Piper: “Aaaw… and sorry, Nicky.”

Nick: (Points to Cait next) “And you, Miss Cait.”

Cait: (Snaps her bubble gum in her mouth) “Hm?”

Nick: “I have a lot to say to you- but we’d be here all day. However, don’t think that I’ll forget this!”

Cait: (Actually shudders for once at his tone) “Okay, you rusted bucket of bolts that strangely enough I give a shit about.”

Jasmine: (Tilts her head slightly at all the drama)

Nick: (Now turns to his daughter) “Now Miss Rosalinda-Marie-Esperanza-Gloria-Pacita-Estrella-Brookes-Romero-Valentine!”

Jasmine: (Drops her hands to her side with wide eyes at her full legal name)

Hancock: “Dang baby sister- that’s quite a mouthful.”

Deacon: (Raises a brow and whistles) “Is that your name or your address?”

Jasmine: “That’s my real and full name… My family talked my mother into it… She had a big message she wanted to put in my name…”

Cait: “Most people don’t even HAVE a last name to begin with. Like myself.”

Jasmine: “I know… I know- and I have THREE last names because of Nick’s that added to my other two.”

Deacon: “Wait- so why do we call you Jasmine?”

Jasmine: “Because people used to tease me with a song, saying that one day a boy will sing it to me in order to woo me.” (Starts dancing adorably as she sings) “Rosalinda, divina mujer hermosa. Que perfumas como aroma de jazmín.”

Nick: (Crosses his arms and taps his foot) “Don’t think that you’ll get away with this just by being cute.”

Jasmine: (Puts on puppy eyes) “But Daddy, am I cute???” 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Nick: (Heavy sigh) “Very cute indeed- but also you’re a very naughty troublemaker. What the hell were you thinking when you snuck away to take on a Super Mutant camp on your own?”

Jasmine: (Looks up in thought) “I was thinking… That I would give them all a scare of the lifetime for Halloween by slaughtering them one by one in a bloodied murder bath!”

Cait: “That-a-girl lass!!!” (High-fives the teen)

Nick: “For the love of God! Don’t encourage this!”