#roboJesus

[deviantshrimp]

its his cape

[detroit39incorrectquotes]

Perkins: You’re too late, Deviants! You'll never stop us now!

Markus: That’s where you’re wrong, evildoer! We WILL stop you, with the powers of:

Simon: Friendship!

Josh: Harmony!

North: Incredible violence.

Markus: And love!

[roseofhybrids]

we like dragging you into our insane conversations

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH KHABORTIONS?!?!

[unmotivatedartistry]

Markus in b1 or d1 for the expressions pretty ples <333

Markus in B1 and D1 for @infiniteabysso !!

Love him so much. SO much. Your pretty please (or should I say, ples) has gotten you both <3

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[seth-whumps]

uhhhhhhh I have no excuse here's a page of Simon dbh whump

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rogue android attack? call for robojesus

scarssssss

and a collection of drawing blorbo all bloodied up because. because. i don't know he's pretty sue me (+Josh and North, who I've never drawn before, and did my best on)

OH YEAH also. unconscious. no reference, pardon the proportions I just wanted to draw him on the Fucking Floor

anyway sorry he's in the braincells and I cannot get him outta there so he's just stuck now

[unstablerk800]

|| The fact that he'd been shot in the fucking head and he's still like: Reboot. Fuck your gun, I'm roboJesus.

[aye-toast]

I was hoping I would do more but turns out I don't have that much of a free time, so I guess enjoy what I have at least

@robojesus-markus @askgavinreed @northfoldfire @rknines @rk80060 @fuckinganderson @connors-blog-account

[therobotmonster]

My Retro-Cartoon Ramblings, Part 1

I am bored, so I'm copying an old twitter thread to a series of posts here. Bailing out some of the better content before Elon sinks that bitch, as it were. Maybe give ya something to watch during the strikes. Some improvements and edits may be made.

80s Cartoons Tiered and commented on in no order in particular, but starting with an obvious high-ranking contender, Before he was solemn robojesus martyrdad, Optimus Prime played b-ball, called decepticons "boobies" and okayed building robot dinosaurs for… fun, I guess?

What I'm saying is its goofier and more fun than you remember. It also had a way of feeling bigger than it was. Fun fact! I knew I wanted to create toys and kidvid the second I heard the metallic clunk of Sludge's torso being dropped on his legs.

It's also about 35% jank by volume. Just assume that's true for everything here. Animation errors, coloring errors, voice errors, plotting errors, conceptual errors, its all there. Sometimes all in one scene.

Next up, Masters of the Universe. One of the first of the new toy commercial cartoons (Which I call "AdvertToons"), and a weird artifact in and of itself. Nonviolent to the point of comedy, with a weird mix of sinister-sounding lore and super-cuddly after-school special morality.

It's a show where a creature which is explicitly stated to be a demon can be redeemed because Orko wants to be his friend. It feels like an artifact from another dimension, being one of (if not the) last all-US produced animated series (for awhile at least.)

It's one of the few shows I recommend everyone watch at least a couple of episodes. Not so much because it's good or holds up, but just because it's so uniquely of its time.

ALSO, if you're looking to do animation with a small team... you could probably pull off a series like motu on youtube with a team of half a dozen if you used all the same tricks with current tech.

(continued in part 2)

[ghoulinfuschia]

Thank you for the meat grinder outtake you're doing robojesus' work

THANK YOU WAHAHA

My Uzi Va, Ghost, asked me to record that saying I absolutely had time add it in.

[northfoldfire]

@robojesus-markus how are you today :) king💖

[detroit39incorrectquotes]

Markus: Yeah I'm LGBT.

Markus: cuLt leader.

Markus: God hates me personally.

Markus: Badass trenchcoat.

Markus: *sniffles* Trying my best.

[youngerfrankenstein]

Nobody asked for it but fuck it. Some thoughts on TF1 now that a bunch of new info and the second trailer is out. As with seemingly everything in this godforsaken (mostly affectionate) franchise, my opinions are kinda mixed.

So first the things putting me off I guess. For one the humour is… eh. Some of it looks kinda cute but on the whole pretty annoying. I know this is just a normal thing in Transformers, after all they are made for kids so dumb humour is to be expected. And I doubt it will get half as obnoxious as something like Bayverse, which straight up felt like an Adam Sandler flick at times. I also wouldn’t be too surprised if this is a movie where a lot of the humour gets dropped by the third act. And speaking of which… eh, not sure about the plot. I’ve made it clear I have complicated but mostly negative opinions about trying to give the Decepticons initially sympathetic motivations and given this is apparently mostly pulling from Aligned ehhhh… not sure. I know it’s been a thing in a fair few of the major instalments in the last 14 years and I think it could be an interesting way to explore how easy fascist thinking can be fallen into but in reality it’s always kind of felt like a cheap way to get more money from fans of the space fascists. And I kind of hope we move past it someday.

(Side note, this is one of the main reasons the IDW comics hold no appeal, it sounds like they did their best to clean up a bunch of the major ones (bar the hate-sinks) and make everyone else look worse for… some reason. Favouritism or money most likely.)

Then again Aligned was also pretty clear about the Cons being Fucking Evil and the director has at least been clear about Mega ending up as utterly ruthless and power hungry so I may be getting ahead of myself but eh. A lot of it also comes from that being a pretty common type of JRPG villain who at this point I cannot stomach. I’ve seen it too much and I’m tired. That said, I DO like it inasmuch as it can mean interpersonal conflict which I will get to in the next bit.

Also curious what the Quintesson’s role in this all will be? So long as they don’t try and make robot politics a thing I’ll probably be fine.

Onto the positives holy SHIT I love the character designs so fucking much. They manage to be both sleek and blocky and they’re clearly made of metal. I am a person who VASTLY prefers it when the bot designs are chunkier so this is a big win for me! Also the animation is just *chef’s kiss* the fight scenes are gonna look so good. And I’m still glad as heck Elita-1 is here. Then there’s the fact that I am a fucking SUCKER for tragic friendships, and I am already digging what I see of Dee and Orion’s dynamic. It looks fun turned to pain, and I like it. I think putting them in the same starting point, longtime buddies in a crappy situation, is easily the best way to do something like this. Makes it wilder when they become robojesus and robohitler. And it means we get a full-on throwdown between Optimus Prime and Megatron with the budget and animation of a modern movie where I can see what’s happening. FUCK. YES. Let them fight!!!

So… I dunno. Things that look interesting, things that look annoying. I almost certainly won’t even see the movie until after it leaves theatres so…

I’ll keep with my earlier opinion I hope it’s a good time for the kids.

[jerichosinsideman]

Here is one of my plants. It needs repotted, and I need to take better care of it, but here it is!

@wr600-021753034 @robojesus-markus

[ludwigoat909]

The more I watch this vid the more I get pissed and I literally didn't even watch this series (I only saw the Astroboy movie and like the first volume of ATOM the beggining)

"yeah screw this scene about a Father and his son's broken relationship finally confronting eachother, this about evil bad dude wanting to rule the world vs Cool Hero Robot kid. Yeah let's replace the kid venting his frustrations on how he thinks he's dad never loved him and replace it with something COOLER like "I'll never take part in your evil plan" cause astroboy is all about being a coll robot that serves the greater good. OH YEAH and for that scene where he hugs his daddy telling him not to die let's make it about how he just saves Tenma because he's just such a good a kind hero he even forgives his ennemies, like duuuude look at him hugging the bad guy while saying "I forgive you" isn't he so cool pure and kind?? Isn't he such a pure hearted soul??? Like what is he RoboJesus??? Hahahaha what do you mean Tenma wants to kill himself because he continued failed to be a proper father to his son? Naaaaah bro he just wants to die because he fucked up his evil plans dude. If you want to add parent and child drama theb let's fucking add a sequence where he said his son's name, that would do it and make sense after an whole ass dialogue about bro's evil plan."

[milkcartoncatkid]

HOLY SHIT A BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN THE MD FANDOM JUST RANDOMLY FOUND MY BLOG

JFC I GOT SO JUMPSCARED AT 41 NOTIFS ALL ON MY MD POSTS

ROBOJESUS DONT FUCKIN SCARE ME LIKE THAT HAHAHAHA

[ask-rk800-connor-dbh]

Does Markus have a blog too? 👀👀👀👀

Yes! @robojesus-markus