#rizzoli and isles incorrect quotes

[kasinonightlife]

Jane: Do you need anything from the store?

Maura: Actually, yes. I have a list.

Jane: *Reading* Epsom salts, coconut oil, baking soda, cornstarch, lavender essential oils… Citric acid?

Maura: I’m making homemade bath bombs.

Jane: Smokeless gunpowder?!

Maura: I want to do it right!

[superfandomcorp]

[luthqrs]

rizzoli & isles + textposts pt. 3

(pt 1) (pt 2)

[julieverne]

[becabeale143]

Partially Incorrect Rizzles Quotes 🌹❤️

[143bc]

Maura is a gem 🌹❤️

[incorrect-multiverse]

Maura: I noticed that we have slowly started phasing the ‘B’ out of our bromance.

Jane, down on one knee, ring still out: I mean yeah, I guess.

[choutoile]

Maura: Why do you never read the instructions? Jane: Instructions are for people who plan on failing. Maura: And yet, you just built a chair with three legs. Jane: It's called modern art.

[incorrectprettylittleliars]

emily: did you know female athletes are twice as likely to sustain concussions than male athletes? that means, given your athletic prowess, you're like a zillion times more likely to end up with a traumatic brain injury.

hanna: when did you start reading spencer's medical journals?

emily: it's not in some medical journal, that's from a much higher source—ESPN sportscenter.

[starkillerbass]

Jane: Why would someone try to stay alive? I nearly die like every few weeks. It just happens.

Maura: You have the opposite of thanatophobia. It’s quite interesting, but please at least try to stay alive.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Poppy: *screeching* Julie! Be careful!

Julie: *on the roof* Don't worry, Poppy! 'Careful' is my middle name!

Frank: *holding the medkit* I know your middle name, and I wish it was careful.

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Dustin: "Careful" is my middle name. Cam: Don't know your middle name. I wish it was "Careful".

[superfandomcorp]

Maura: There are only two ways to silence Jane, one of them is with sex.

Frost: And the other?

Maura: I haven't discovered it, I've never needed it.

[luthqrs]

rizzoli & isles + textposts pt 2

(pt 1) (pt 3)

[julieverne]

[becabeale143]

Incorrect Rizzles quotes - don't mess with my wife!