𝐀 𝐇𝐘𝐌𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑 || 𝐦.𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
On a diplomatic trip far from home, Prince Bakugou must contend with his hatred for you. A woman who lives to take orders. The last thing the warrior prince needs is a babysitter but it’s a feat, not a coincidence, that you are the only apprentice to the captain of his royal guard.
Feasts, balls, and festivities await you and your new friends at Takoba, and in the seaside kingdom you must reconcile with the idea that your prince is not so noble as the queen who raised him. All while something half dead and long forgotten festers on high tide.
𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕 [𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔] MDNI prince!bakugou x royal guard!(fem) reader, slow burn to eventual smut. y/n has a personality and it is business formal, she grows. individual chapters will have specific tags-warnings-ratings— in general please expect violence/descriptions of injuries, strong language, two aloof fools, the classic motley bnha crew, seaside shenanigans. bakugou is an absolute piece of work, y/n is professional to a fault and it drives him insane. travel companions ー civil teammates ー genuine enemies ー confused friends ー lovers. plenty of ridiculous tension accompanied by angst and 𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒄.
❂ ー 𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒓'𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒆 this story has been my baby over the past few months (was this a direct response to mha ch 362? yes) — so I hope you cherish it as much as I do. I am not immune to roy/riza and many of the dynamics in this au are inspired by their relationship. be prepared to absolutely hurtle this man out of harm's way TAGLIST | AO3
𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐈
𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒖𝒆. ✦
You terrify him and it breaks his heart.
𝒐𝒏𝒆. 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐩
In the warm forests of Aldera Castle you and the prince grew up in periphery. A soldier without magic and the boy who never spoke to her. Suddenly, he is your only responsibility.
𝒕𝒘𝒐. 𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞, 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠
With the first day of travel under your belt and introductions well collected, your Alderan company finds time to unwind together. Thankfully, nothing bad ever happens around a campfire.
𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒆. 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝
Are all carriages of the east made for prisoners of war? Prince Bakugou despises the close quarters and their snagging silver fixtures, but it is a special kind of fate that would deliver you to the safety of the sea and to the feet of the fire that bars your entrance. And deliver you together at that.
𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒓. 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐞
Hats off to dying!
𝒇𝒊𝒗𝒆. 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭
What a vivid dream you’ve made, of the prince and his heavy hands wrapped around your body.
𝒔𝒊𝒙. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐨𝐛𝐚
It is at exactly the wrong moment that you realize where all the guards have gone, and just how desperate you must appear for the prince to take such pleasure in destruction.
𝒔𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏. 𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭
Would he treat you this way in the presence of others? Is it only when you're alone like this that hell raises?
𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐈𝐈
𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕. 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐚 (𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 & 𝐭𝐰𝐨.)
In the immortal words of your prince, this was a dogshit idea for a dinner party. You are haunted by blue flames and scarred ghosts no matter how hard you focus on work, and a punishment for your distraction is in order.
𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒆. 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐭
He has no right– your prince is a hypocrite and alone in a haunted seaside garden confrontation is, finally, inevitable.
𝒕𝒆𝒏. 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐟𝐨𝐚𝐦 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐟 (𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 & 𝐭𝐰𝐨.)
You will eat the flame mage alive before he lays a finger on your prince, but why gods has Bakugou chosen now to fear for you? To treat you so gently?
𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏. 𝐰𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝
Thirty-one hours awake and every second spent thinking of you.
𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒗𝒆. 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥 𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫
Gods help anyone that might try to hurt you, even if that person is the ocean, or a god– even if that person is you. You finally find your prince's bedchambers after a fight at sea.
𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒏. 𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐳𝐤𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐠
The end of your fever comes with realizations. What happens when two people unable to speak stand too close for too long?
𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐈𝐈𝐈
𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒏. 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠
You always think you're well enough to train and if Bakugou has to tie you to a hospital bed himself he will, but he doesn't mean to watch you win for so long and he certainly doesn't mean to join you.
𝒇𝒊𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒏. 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧
Can devotion come before forgiveness? Can you control it? The last two sober Alderans carry their friends to bed.
𝒔𝒊𝒙𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒏. 𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬
You don’t mean to bite him, he startled you. You don’t mean to laugh together or beam about magic that is not yours. You do not mean to kiss him.
𝒔𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒏. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 (𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 & 𝐭𝐰𝐨.)
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I watched the final Netflix adaptation of FMAB. Here’s some of my notes
- “Y’know, I don’t think he has any need for his dad.” Hoenhiem. Uhm you left him he kinda did for a while so idk why you’re being bitter now
- YOOOOO SIG AND IZUMIIIIII
- RAHHHH I LOVE THEM
- Okay the fighting is better this time, less choppy
- Izumi’s actress is ON POINT I LOVE HER
- “I was never much of a proper parent to either of those boys” Ya don’t say. (I’m not a Hoenhiem hater, but I am a Hoenhiem critic.)
- “Maybe you should’ve told them goodbye and talked to them before leaving. Maybe then their grief wouldn’t have taken over.” SAY IT IZUMI
- “I reorganized your insides lol” Hoenhiem you could tell Izumi before you did that?? Creepy man.
- Still didn’t use the music from the original :(
- Okay Ed should be covered in blood after falling into it but he isn’t, just his head bandage. Wtf is up with that??
- GIRLIE I CANT WITH ENVY RN WTF
- WTF IS THE CGI OF THE HUMANS ON HIS MANE (?)
- EW IT GOT WORSE
- Okay how tf did envy knock them onto a stone platform that was LITERALLY NOWHERE TO BE SEEN UNTIL NOW
- Mustang and Riza my beloveddddd
- The actor for General Hakuro is pretty good tho, very weird, but good
- Girlie you walked into some weird shit
- Mustang girlie I luv you so much tho hope you slay this movie
- Oh hi Father
- “Daddy…?” -al “DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR-“ -father
- Also highkey the actor for Envy is really good too
- “How do you know Hoenhiem?” “Technically he’s our father” TECHNICALLY HAHA
- Ed is like “touchy no no, no touchy”
- Girlie you are a creep HANDS OFF THE LITTLE GUY
- Ed’s just like >:/ wtf get off
- WHY ARE YOU PETTING HIM???????
- I feel violated just watching this
- YEAH LING SAVE HIM
- YOOOO WERE GONNA SEE GREEDLING :D
- Ew that’s fuckin goopy (philosophers stone)
- It looks like melted jello ewwww
- Okay idk if seeing greedling is worth it for this shit
- Why is his mind blue???
- Wait did we see greed lose his body in the first one or….
- I don’t think we did???
- Uhhhh idk and I don’t wanna go check because the first one is bad
- Lowkey he’s fine as hell tho
- Mustang looks so damn done lmao
- HE’S SITTINF LIKE THE SHINJI MEME WAIT
- LMAOOO THATS SO GOOD
- okay okay it’s time for me to get my Mustang being a dad moment don’t fail me now movie
- Stfu Bradley no one cares
- WTF WHERES MY MOMENT HELLO
- ARE WE NOT GONNA GET THE 520 CENZ PROMISE??
- I HATE THIS
- Okay Ed, Sig, and Izumi get to interact now :D
- Okay so now we’re getting the scar brother research moment? Outside of Briggs? Cool? I guess?
- Oh hi greedling
- Okay so apparently father killed greed cause he disobeyed him but that’s all we get for that.
- Also this story set up just doesn’t and will never work as well as the first one, so much stuff is intertwined in different events and mixing it all up like this just makes it so confusing and that’s part of the reason why this just doesn’t work
- But I’ll ignore it for the sake of things
- OLIVIER :D
- Mustang and Riza checking in on their kids :D
- I’m so normal about found family
- 5 minutes in Briggs and Ed is already in trouble. In character stuff
- Also we gonna talk about his automail or we just gonna skip over that for plot reasons
- OLIVIER I LOVE YOUUUUUU
- WOMEN ARE HOT
- am I bi
- YESSS ICE QUEEN ICE QUEEN
- “How’s Alex?” “He’s good!” “…shame.”
- Okay sloth looks less weird than I imagine
- OLIVIER WITH THE BOMB :D
- Love her what a Queen
- Still wish they used the original soundtrack I will forever be mad about that
- SLAYYY OLIVIER YASSSSSS
- please marry me
- YEAHHHHHH
- Okay Ed just kicked sloth off of briggs? Girlie even with automail I doubt he could kick him that easy
- So Olivier doesn’t suspect Ed of anything? Out of character, #notmyicequeen
- Also turns out Hakuro and Raven are both the same person in this version??
- Oh Hi Winry
- “If I step out of line, they’ll do something to you.” Awww baby protect your gf
- YEAHHHH OLIVIER AGAIN :D
- “I won’t let anyone do whatever they want in here!” SAY IT GIRLIE YEAHHH
- please I’m begging you marry me
- on my KNEES
- They could not have casted her better
- Bb girl it’s so hard to understand you when you’re so fine I can’t focus
- Okay now Drachama is attacking Briggs
- When Sloth goes back in the hole Raven/Hakuro looks like a grandpa when he’s told he can leave the nursing home for the day to play golf and if that isn’t a summary of the entire us government idk what is
- AWWW WINRY HAS A CHARM ON HER BAG THAT LOOKS LIKE DEN :D
- Sorry Olivier, but it’s so hard to focus on this serious scene with your luscious lips and beautiful face
- She would murder me for saying this all but IDC IF TJAYS HOW I GO THATS HOW I GO
- Alphonse!! :D
- Hoenhiem is like “hUH???”
- He didn’t know about Al’s body????
- Okay bestie :/
- Father of the year fr
- Can’t even keep up with the fact that his son doesn’t have a body smh
- Okay Xerxes time
- ED IS THE SAME ACTOR FOR YOUNG HOENHIEM???
- Okay I get why
- BUT OKAY THEN IG
- Okay cool Xerxes sequence
- “Everybody is dead” lol cringe get good
- Sorry I have the humor of a middle schooler
- Oh hi Greedling
- Am I bi cause THIS MAN
- Okay now it’s Al!Pride time just out of nowhere for no reason?
- “So you’re gonna try and beat me then?” -Pride
- “… nah you’re freaky lol” -Hoenhiem
- Hi again Al
- “Don’t insult my son bitch” okay we love that
- “Okay, let’s all go beat the dwarf in the flask :D” -Hoenhiem
- “NO ONE FUCKING ASKED UGH” -Ed
- MUSTANGGG LOOKIN SPIFFY
- Still mad we don’t get the 520 cenz promise
- AHHHH BLACK HYATE
- LUV HIM
- Also seeing Mustangs team all together is so slay :D
- “Don’t die while we overthrow the government y’all.” -Mustang
- Oh great bad cgi soldier things
- YEAHHH MUSTANG SAVE YOUR SON!!
- Okay good Envy and Mustang will fight :)
- Now it’s time for CRAZY MUSTANG :D
- BURN THE BITCH BURN HIM
- ED LOOKS SO SAD AND CONCERNED :(
- YEAH RIZA STOP HIM STOP HIM
- YEAH ED STOP HIM
- “GIVE IT TO ME FULLMETAL NOW! OR ILL BURN OFF YOUR LEFT ARM!” ANGST ANGST ANGST
- “JUST TRY IT! GO AHEAD! ILL THROW DOWN WITH YOU NOW!” YEAHHHH SAVE YOUR DAD!!
- “YOU PLAN ON STANDING AT THE TOP OF THIS COUNTRY LIKE THAT?!” CRYINF SCREAMINF RAHHHHH
- “YOU KNOW THIS ISNT WHAT YOU WERE STRIVING FOR” PARENTAL!ROY AND ED PEOPLE WE ARE GETTING FED TONIGHT
- YEAH RIZA AND SCAR STOP HIM :D
- The way Ed got ready to fight when Mustang looked like he was going to snap at him I :,)
- “I am a giant fool forcing you all to act this way.” HUG YOUR WIFE AND SON
- “Lieutenant, please lower your gun. I’m so sorry” GONNA CRY NOW
- I still wish we got the 520 cenz promise and I will never not be bitter about that
- I don’t care that it’s not the point of this IM STILL MAD
- OOP BYE ED
- AWWW MUSTANG CALLING FOR ED BEFORE HE GOES :,) WERE GETTING FED GUYSSSS
- Okay I don’t like the fight between Bradley and Fu as much this looks more like stage fighting :/
- That’s the only one so far I didn’t like tho so….
- How tf is Riza gonna survive tho the weird doctor guy isn’t here
- DONT LOOK DIRECTLY AT AN ECLIPSE GUYS WHAT???
- Also those do not go that fast either
- I got to see one and it was really slow but fun ig
- Idk I was like 13 so
- Anyways
- YEAHHH ED HELP YOUR DAD!!!!
- Okay I wish they added colored contacts for this or smth so it’d be similar to the series and make more sense but eh… who knows
- ED YOU GOTTA KEEP HELPING HIM HE CANT SEEEEE
- or get revenge that works too
- Okay cgi for the absorbing god scene is cool
- Alright who’s ready to fight god?
- Am I hallucinating or is the actor for Al also the actor for god!father/Dwarf???
- IM NOT THATS HIM
- OKAY IG
- All the actors for this are really good actually. I can tell they have passion for this. I appreciate that.
- Okay it’s time for Ed to almost die for the 5000th time
- YEAH MUSTANG FUCK HUM UP
- YEAH EVERYONE!!!
- POWER OF FRIENDSHIP YIPPIE
- Also someone get Ed. Or don’t
- Nah cause the creepy guys gonna get him now
- AL
- THIS SCENE WILL NEVER NOT BE SAD TO ME
- DONT TOUCH THE CHILD WEIRDO
- It’s funny cause when I got into this I was younger than Ed and now I’m older than him. Fixation really be lasting a while. It’s the neurodivergence isn’t it.
- YEAHHH NOW WE GET HIM BACK TO HIS BODY :D
- I can’t even tell if it’s good because the series is good or if this is actually a good movie
- Oh hi greed I forgot about you lowkey
- But you’re hot so hiiiiiii <3
- “YOU DARE DISOBEY YOUR FATHER?!”
- “ITS A LATE-STAGE REBELLIOUS PHASE IM GOING THROUGH!”
- Iconic.
- And get punched idiot
- OKAY TIME TO BRING BACK AL
- YEAHHH HOENHIEM TAKING RESPONSIBILITY
- “Let me at least do something fatherly in the end” AHHHHH
- “STOP BEING A DUMBASS DAD” AWWW ED
- “You finally called me dad 🥹” I CANT VISIBLY REACT I DONT WANNA DISTURB MY ROOMMATES BUT AHWHWIWJEVRI
- “I was always a human to begin with. All is one, one is all. Even if I can’t use alchemy, I have great people in my life. My precious friends and family.” STILL THE BEST QUOTE FOREVER
- YEAHHHH RIZA AND MUSTANG WILL FIND A WAY TO GET HIS EYESIGHT BACK
- AWWW WE GET A TRISHA AND HOENHIEM SCENE
- YEAHHH THE BROS COME BAVKKKDHIHZHW
- AND WE SEE HUMAN AL WITH SHORT HAIR
- AWWWWWIEHJEIEHWHWH
- IM NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS EVER
Conclusion: yep. This got me in the heart, even if it isn’t the show itself. Still stuff that bothered me. But overall, this series of movies is not so bad. Not so great, at times, but not so bad. Honestly, I think they did the best they could and that’s really all I could ask for. And it was nice seeing them all in live action. For this movie, an 8/10. For the series of movies? 6.5/10. Not remotely comparable to the original series, but still a worthwhile watch and something I’d recommend if you want a recap of the series but don’t have time to watch it all again.
Let me know if you all want notes on the first one! I watched it a long time ago but I’ll do it again for y’all. Much love guys <3
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List of contestants!
I've put together the list of our 64 bodyguards!!! The actual polls will start in a couple days as I still need to organize some stuff for them. That being said, if you have any good pictures of any of these guys (canon images only please!), feel free to send them my way in the meantime!!!
Also fyi that the rounds themselves will be a week long, just for my own sanity lol.
Here's the list in alphabetical order!!!
Adam Frankenstein (Bungo Stray Dogs: Stormbringer)
Agent Stone (Sonic the Hedgehog movies)
Aloysius Knight "The Black Knight" (Scarecrow by Matthew Reilly)
Arm (Kinnporsche: The Series)
Big (Kinnporsche: The Series)
Big Daddies (BioShock)
Brienne of Tarth (Game of Thrones)
Brock Samson (The Venture Bros)
Butler (Artemis Fowl)
C!Grian (Third Life SMP)
Camilla Hect (The Locked Tomb)
Corvo Attano (Dishonored)
Costis (The Queen’s Thief series)
Deathbringer (Wings of Fire)
Dehya (Genshin Impact)
Do Bongsoon (Strong Woman Bongsoon)
Eadaz uq-Nāra (The Roots of Chaos series)
Eliot Spencer (Leverage)
Fang Duobing (Mysterious Lotus Casebook)
Gareth (Galavant)
Gideon Nav (The Locked Tomb)
Gorilla (Miraculous Ladybug)
Goro Takemura (Cyberpunk 2077)
Guillermo de la Cruz (What We Do in the Shadows)
Guy (A3! Act! Addict! Actors!)
Horace Knightley (Ace Attorney Investigations 2)
Hubert Von Vestra (Fire Emblem Three Houses)
Indus Tarbella (Epithet Erased)
Joe (Princess Diaries)
Juliet Butler (Artemis Fowl)
Kaladin Stormblessed (Stormlight Archive)
Kiruko (Heavenly Delusion / Tengoku Daimakyou)
Kurapika (Hunter x Hunter)
Lan Fan (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Lan Mandragoran (The Wheel of Time)
Lexaeus/Aeleus (Kingdom Hearts)
Link (Legend of Zelda)
Maihar'du (Star Trek: Deep Space 9)
Mako (Legend of Korra)
Mifune (Soul Eater)
Mike Ehrmantraut (Breaking Bad)
Miyamoto Usagi (Usagi Yojimbo)
Murderbot (The Murderbot Diaries)
Nicholas D. Wolfwood (Trigun)
Palm (Never Let Me Go)
Peko Pekoyama (Danganronpa)
Peri Dubois (Entropic Float)
Porsche (Kinnporsche: The Series)
Riza Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Rory Williams (Doctor Who)
Samwise Gamgee (The Lord of the Rings)
Sandor (Keeper of the Lost Cities)
Sebastian Michales (Black Butler)
Sir Theobald Gumbar (Dimension 20: A Crown of Candy)
Son Hak (Akaksuki no Yona)
Soren (The Dragon Prince)
Suh Yoosun (Moonlight Garden)
Tatum Mendoza (Foreign Affairs)
Thancred Waters (Final Fantasy XIV)
Vortex (Helluva Boss)
Wen Ning (The Untamed)
Wen Zhuliu (The Untamed)
Yura Goro (Kamen Rider Ryuki)
Zhou Zishu (Word of Honor)
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