#rivthewriter

[rivthewriter]

tonight my partner @felanbernard and I determined that Trigun’s Nai(Knives) would be a flat earther. Despite having been in space. Which version do you think is most likely to be a flat earther?

[dilucsrevenge]

nah fuck whatever those anons are on, you're pretty poggers. (and your writing is superb. i do be a lil jelly, wish i could write as well as you do, my friend)

anons think i care about being important. i am writing nsfw fanfic about fictional men do i look like i have a care in the world

(also thank u 🫶🏻🫶🏻 please do not be jealous 9 times out of 10 i am just slapping words together and hoping they work)

[rivthewriter]

(oh god damn it, ok, pull my inspo strings why Dontcha. Gah.) The vampire was almost upon her now, tall, looming, covered in shadow, almost like they were the very darkness that was brought when night would fall. Her heart pounded in her chest as the beastly being leaned down, his almost 8 feet form seeming like it was hunched now, he kneeled down, taking her face into his large, clawed hands. The vampire locked eyes with her, and for a moment the woman could have sworn her heart stopped as they gazed at each other. The vampire gave her a smile, sickeningly sweet, all sharp teeth and dripping dark ooze "we don't suck blood, dear heart." He leaned in close, his blood-red eyes practically glowing. "First. We charm you humans... Then we take you home, to our covens, our castles, our apartments. I do hope you know we live among you like normal people" he chuckled "Then! then once we have you in our homes... We feast~" The woman was about to cry out for help, for anyone passing by to come to save her from this beast, when a hand covered her mouth.

"oh! now darling. Don't scream~! it's all going to be alright. We haven't even gotten to the best part!" The vampire chuckled, a dark, sadistic sound, it made her skin crawl, and the air around them felt ten times colder. "Once we have fed you, given you wine, cakes, anything and everything you can dream of... we take you to our rooms. we lay you in our beds. And we allow you your final night of rest..." He ran a clawed finger along her jaw " Of course, come the next morning you'd be dead. But that's just part of the preparations! We skin you... Break open your bones, and dine upon the marrow.. sink our teeth into your muscles and your flesh. By the time we are done with you, there will be nothing left~! isn't that lovely?" The woman's tears rolled faster, hysterical sobs leaving her, muffled by the hand covering her mouth. 'Please' she begged into that hand. 'please just let me go. please!' The vampire considered this for a moment before he hummed and removed his hand from her mouth "Oh alright~ I suppose I can let you go.. but you better run~!" he singsonged as he stepped back "I'll even give you a head start!" Her heart dropped into her stomach, and she didn't even wait for him to finish speaking, she burst out into a sprint, her lungs screaming at her, legs going as fast as they could, her heart pounding so fast it might stop.

The vampire waited for a moment, laughing to himself "Oh~" he sighed "How I love the chase! Run! Run little rabbit! I'll catch you even still.." he breathed out, licking his lips. And with a puff of smoke, he was gone from the alleyway. The woman had found herself at a dead end, sunlight peaking up past the tall buildings, the first glimpse of the morning. She let out a relieved laugh, and the tears wouldn't stop rolling down her cheeks, if the legend about vampires burning in the sun were true, then she was safe, she thought. That thought, however, would turn out to be incorrect. A haze of smoke enveloped her. "Should have kept running, pet~" he purred into her ear, his giant clawed hands taking hold of her jaw. Her blood ran cold, and she forced a scream from her burning lungs, a desperate "someone! Please! Help me!"... but it was cut short before she could even get to the words 'help me'.. there was a sickening crack that echoed through the alleyway. The vampire sighed, a grin wide on his face "awh~ if only you didn't scream.. We could have had so much more fun! oh well.. Thank you for the meal~!" ......A news report later that week would state that there were multiple people missing, the last people who saw them all said they seemed scared like they were running from something. They were never to be seen again.

As the vampire drew closer, the woman sobbed, please, don’t drink my blood. The vampire stopped and said, actually that’s a myth, we don’t drink blood. That’s a rumor we started hundreds of years ago to cover for what we really do.

[lemonwarrior]

Hiya @wherdtonygo thanks for tagging me :] I'll be tagging: @rivthewriter @totally-gogo-salt @sycoraxophone noo pressure. also anyone else who wants in.

last song: Waterloo by ABBA

last show: Willow

last movie: Glass Onion (like a week or two ago)

currently watching: Columbo, AA:I play through, Quantum Leap

currently reading: A lot of stuff, but last read: Quantum Theory A Crash Course

current obsession: Ace Attorney!! also Benoit Blanc

[binghe-malewife-goals]

pst... its up.. finally... and its a lot more shitposty than i originally intended but oh well Love me, Love me, Love me, I beg of you. - RivTheWriter - Frankenstein - Mary Shelley [Archive of Our Own]

👀

[rivthewriter]

Ah yes… The Bluegay

My favorite inkheart character..

[rivthewriter]

I apologize for rbing this without being tagged!! i just thought this would be a lot of fun to do since I usually am not the best supporter of my own works! Im sorry again! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Baby You're A Haunted House (aka BYAHH) (QCard); My favorite fic I've ever written, without a doubt. Just goofy haunted house antics, existential crisises, and romance! I became really close friends with someone because of this fic! (Lemon, my buddy, my friend! Im glad this fic allowed us to meet! ^0^) Content Warning: Death, Anxiety, Panic Attacks, Hauntings, Poisoning. | link! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And if on our darkest days we cry, sing til we put our fears aside (RussEd); You ever have a dream that you um you you um you- No but in all seriousness this little fic popped into my brain during an really bad bout of insomnia, it was originally just supposed to be one or two chapters but then I got really into the swing of writing this. Kinda like a pirate au, kinda like a mystery fic, with lots of fantasy elements and a lot of just, strange magic. Content Warning: potential to grow more morbid/dark in later chapters depending on how i want to take this. Memory loss, pirates, malicious ghosts. | link!

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Excuse me sir, there must be someone you've confused me for (JohnnyV); Ive had some ups and downs with this fic, a total love hate relationship with it. I've rewritten most of the chapters over fifty times which is why it takes so fucking long for me to update. Just a shorter fic in which Johnny and V get a bit closer than what they were supposed to. Content warning: There is a chapter that has some smut. Trauma, Death, Depression, Fear, References to near death experiences (kinda), computer garbo lingo (about the relic). | link! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Too Much All At Once (Vicar Max/My Captain); You ever play a game and start crying over the connection two characters have but there's no romance in the game? yeah. this was born because of that. Lots of hurt/comfort, kinda slowburn but when i started writing this i didnt know how to really write slowburn.. Content warning: references to death, near death experiences, fear, trauma, anxiety, disorientation, smut. | link! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And finally... Love me, Love me, Love me, I beg of you. (Victor Frankenstein/Frankenstein's Monster); Written as a crackfic for pridemonth (because there is not nearly enough content for this ship and i did promise a fellow tumblr user i would write this), I actually had a lot of fun writing it, its really stupid, goofy, with more or less a 'and then they boned nasty style <3' ending because I decided against making it smut. Some fourthwall breaking happens where I say (and this is straight from the fic 'Deep down he felt like this was borne from something beyond his control, like.. A young man behind a typewriter (Or some futuristic equivalent, powered by lightning and glowing with the light of a thousand suns) during a special month to the el gee bee tee plus community (hi fellow LGBTs and monster-fuckers <3)' like. this is just a shitty little fic for fun!! its crack! its messy! its short! but it was really amusing to write!! | link! ~~~~~~~~~~~

(i dont really have anyone to tag so uh.. if my mutuals see this, go for it <3)

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love ❤

Tagged by @ftld42

kindling (snos, suna & sunasis)

ah yes, the classic togaki snos breakup/makeup through the lens of one sassy sunasis. this one is for all the people who crave hurt/comfort // link

all that i am (atsusuna, osamu & atsumu)

atsumu is a mess and a half, and suna isn’t helping any. a fic about misplaced love, misidentified love, familial love, and future love // link

A Certain Indiscretion (stanxeno)

just a good ol’ genderbend bodyguard au where two lesbians are crazy for each other and also just plain crazy // link

I’m in a field of dandelions (nanago)

i will never not love this fic. it’s pure serotonin, super fluffy, super domestic. roommates nanago out of high school who just act like they’re an old married couple // link

It’s Art, Shizun! (liujiu)

honestly i don’t even know what to say about this fic. it’s crack. it’s misunderstandings upon misunderstandings upon misunderstandings engineered by one fujoshi Mastermind. there is (1) yqy casualty in the makings of a power couple. (2) if you count mf’s poor dignity // link

Now it’s your turn: @astrasia @justsomeoneunordinary @dewbells @ohmiyamy @tirralirralirra 💛

[dilucsrevenge]

🐹 you're really chill ^0^

i am so shocked by these answers … :o

[ao3feed-geralt-jaskier]

by RivTheWriter

"One second. I need to play for you."

He stares at the bard blankly "What for?"

"Because i found a muse~ do you want to hear it or noot~"

He snorts "Youre so strange. jaskier.... fine. make it quick"

Words: 950, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of Writing Prompts

Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion

Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion

Additional Tags: Jaskier | Dandelion Has Feelings, Jaskier | Dandelion Loves Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Prompt Fic, Cute, I Don't Even Know

[lemonwarrior]

ART

Btw it's @rivthewriter

At least the version of him in my head. They get to be the first art thing I post :]

[rivthewriter]

(really fast really rough sketch response lmao) I'll have to make a character sheet for agent rose soon >:3 to share more info about him

-slides in- hi. secret agent anon here i must now share this goofy art i did but never finished. its an obligation /lh (i really need to render it ;-;) Enjoy... this.. uh.. yeah

-flees-

THATS SO CUTE OMGGGG i need everyone to look at this now :33333

[ao3feed-jonawagon]

The wind transports my love to you.

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2YdRShP

by RivTheWriter

And as the wind, so too do I leave, Flow, passed along with a song on the breeze, my hair, tossled as I break, and scatter. Into leaves. Leaves of autumn colors. The sky turns grey and with one last breath of air I am gone, to all corners of the land. Until your return..

Fae prince Jonathan Joestar is the wind spirit who calls the forest behind the Speedwagon Property, home, and ever since he was a child he had a fasination with the Speedwagons, as they kept the forest alive. Kept him in a whole form.. until they moved out. Left the lands. And left him behind. Shattered into leaves. Drifting in the wind.

Words: 708, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Jonathan Joestar, Robert Edward O. Speedwagon

Relationships: Jonathan Joestar/Robert Edward O. Speedwagon

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fae, Fae Magic, Fae & Fairies, Nature, Nature Magic, Inspired by Poetry, Inspired by Music, Sad with a Happy Ending, Fluff and Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Soulmates, POV First Person, Jonathan Is A Fae Prince, Speedwagon is a Book Binder, There might be a few referances to InkHeart, Magic

read it on the AO3 at http://bit.ly/2YdRShP

[rivthewriter]

back to working on my powerpoint that is just ALL OF TRIGUN here's a slide from it

[dilucsrevenge]

(yes im the xie lian anon. shh) you-core. chaotic, cool, funny... deserves all the hugs in the world.

OH HIM …

i now need to learn more about him he sounds so Me

[datasgal]

@rivthewriter

fags are allowed to say dyke and dykes are allowed to say fag in the same way that youre allowed to run up and slap your sibling on the back of the head

[ao3feed-geralt-jaskier]

by RivTheWriter

'What if i told you i still loved you... and what if i told you i still care. Now more than ever i want you to see me standing here.. Scared but willing to try again.'

Its a year or so after the witcher pushed Jaskier away.. Would Jaskier ever forgive him if he apologized? Perhaps.. After all, he did still love the Moronic Mutated Asshat..

Words: 1213, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia

Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier | Dandelion

Additional Tags: Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Arguing, Fix-It of Sorts, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hugs, Crying, Heartache, Inspired by Music, Angst and Feels, Reconciliation, Apologies, Falling In Love, Idiots in Love, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Apologizes, Jaskier | Dandelion Loves Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Sad Jaskier | Dandelion, Hurt Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Has Feelings, Jaskier is S A D, Jaskier is also A n g r y, As he should be!, Geralt needs to fucking make up with his bard in season 2 or so help me god im going on a riot, i just love them so much, implied geralt/Yennifer