tacticaltaxonomist
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tacticaltaxonomist · 29 minutes ago
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everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank
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tacticaltaxonomist · 51 minutes ago
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You're fucking gross. Jason and Tim are literally brothers!! incest is fucking weird!! keep ur thoughts to yourself
Tim stopped typing, and stared at the blinking cursor on the white, endless page. His brain disconnecting from what he was doing, to focus solely on that inhuman itch he needed to scratch. Focus on the need to move his body, and provoke the person under him to finish what he, himself, had started.
"I know you're not thinking anymore," a deep voice said behind him, just directly in his ear. "Because that paragraph is trash. What do you mean with fucking weird?" Jason snorted.
"Keep your thoughts to yourself," Tim repeated the last line he had typed after a long while, not even processing what Jason was saying.
Strong hands held him from the hips before his brother moved his hips up, making Tim moan and roll his eyes back. Fuck.
"Baby bird, you type like those losers from twitter, but most are minors, so I'm not surprised." His warm, big hands stayed there, before his thumbs would caress Tim's hips gently. "I honestly thought you would type something as -- incest is illegal, but you're right. Consensual incest is not in Gotham."
Tim didn't answer, he only placed his smaller hands on top of Jason's and tried to move his hips, inciting his brother to do it again.
"Timmy, you're only here to warm my cock, like the good, little slut brother you are. Not to get fucked, right? I told you..." Jason moved his hips in a circular motion, enjoying how tight and hot it was inside his brother. "Focus on that little story you're writing. If you finish, I promise I will fuck you long and good."
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anon, this is jason and tim cock warming, in this au i made them brothers for real, just for you 😉 and i googled it, it says nj "consensual incest between people 18 years old or more is not a criminal offense" so maybe i just have to let tim grow older-- but idk man. it's kinkier with tim being just a minor 😋
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tacticaltaxonomist · 1 hour ago
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tacticaltaxonomist · 1 hour ago
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Knight and the enemy within
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tacticaltaxonomist · 8 hours ago
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tacticaltaxonomist · 14 hours ago
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It never fails to amuse me when I get “hello influencer” emails wanting me to push questionable products to my followers.
Like worstie, I can barely promote my own published book without wanting to curl up and die.
The fuck makes you think I’ll shill your discount wish shit?
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tacticaltaxonomist · 1 day ago
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All my brushes and gradient maps are free on Gumroad: https://huckleberryartinc.gumroad.com/ Compatible with everything!
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tacticaltaxonomist · 1 day ago
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#25 on Spotify wrapped says how 2025 is going to go. how's it going for you?
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tacticaltaxonomist · 1 day ago
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in love with being noticed and afraid of being seen
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tacticaltaxonomist · 1 day ago
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metamorphosis
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edit of an old pic
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tacticaltaxonomist · 1 day ago
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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.
Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)
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tacticaltaxonomist · 1 day ago
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eat my dust moo deng
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tacticaltaxonomist · 2 days ago
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seeing a lot of people suggest that healthcare CEOs should go into hiding or employ more private security and i could not possibly disagree more. you can't live the rest of your life in fear. i think it's imperative that they get back to work, in person at least 3 days a week at the headquarters address listed on their company's website.
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tacticaltaxonomist · 2 days ago
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I didn’t realize you were the person who did the fanfiction tag drinks.
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ahah yeah that's meeee!!
If you guys are interested they are all available as stickers on my RB!!
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tacticaltaxonomist · 2 days ago
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not allowed to say Harry Potter, but what was your book series obsession as a teen
mine was definitely Eragon
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tacticaltaxonomist · 2 days ago
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An ad for your deepest desires :)
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tacticaltaxonomist · 2 days ago
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WISDOM UPDATE
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