#risotto hcs

[dgaftilwedie]

i think that risotto always wears his silly little hat. even if it doesn't fit his outfit or it's the middle of the summer, he still wesrs it. he goes to the beach in it. he falls asleep in it. he only takes it off to shower, and it goes back on the minute his hair is dry. he may be a mafioso pushin' 30 but that hat is his fucking comfort item and he's rarely seen without it.

[lemonflavoreddishsoap]

Can I request La Squadra x S/O who's taller than them? Thank you.

yes you caaaaaan! Sorry if these are, ironically, shorter HCs.

jsyk i write this with the opinion that Risotto is by far the tallest

------------------------------------------------- La Squadra with an S/O who's taller than them!

Formaggio

"Well yea, it's easy to be taller than me, heh" *insert shrinking...noises?*

The taller the S/O, the more inclined he feels to shrink himself and ride on your shoulder. Get used to it.

Bro gets on his tippy toes to kiss you. he doesn't even have to but he still does. It's kind of cute?

Illuso

"No you're not."

Unless you're taller than him by like. A foot or some shit. He is adamant you two are at least the same height.

He doesn't bring it up unless you do but...he subtly tries to make himself seem taller. It's so fucking petty, you decide if it's annoying or charming :/

Prosciutto

"Alright, and?"

He probably cares the least about your height. Sure, you're taller than him. So what? Unless his head is at like. boob level 24/7 or something somehow, he doesn't care.

Unless you bring it up, or poke fun at him being shorter. You better think his glares are sexy 'cause....

If you're tall enough for it to matter, he'll do the "pulling you by the collar into a kiss" thing

Pesci

"Being near you...feels so secure...."

He loves it!!!! When you hug him it feels like you're completely surrounding him...like, not literally, but the idea is so comforting!

I was going to say you should rest your chin on top of his head but...um...how sturdy is his hair?

If you're happy with your height, he'll bring it up a lot when he compliments you.

Melone

"DI MOLTO"

"Is your whole family like that?"

Excited to know if it's something that runs strong in your genetics. No particular reason. Trust me.

Like Pesci, he doesn't have any issues with having a taller s/o. It's just another lovely aspect about you <3

Ghiaccio

"Okay fine, I get it! For fucks sake!"

This poor guy. To be honest, he really doesn't care that you're taller than him, he thinks its fine. But people won't leave him alone about it

Yeah he's an "angry little gremlin thing" but they gotta stop dragging his s/o into it...it kind of sours the height difference a little.

But like I said, he really doesn't have any issues with it. If you can get past how much the comments annoy him, you can probably see how much he likes your chin on top of his head, or how you look so slightly down on him when your faces are so close....gah sorry what was i doing-

Risotto

"Be nice. They're are not scary."

yes you are. my lactose intolerant ass envies you. what the actual fuck.

I guess that's a pro about him being with someone taller than him, that he can't intimidate his s/o with his height? That's not to imply that he's intimidated by you though!!

Unless people are causing a fuss about it though, Risotto doesn't mind your height. I don't think physical appearance means much when it comes to partners to him? Just my personal feeling.

[return-of-a-space-cowboy]

Yandere alphabet: Risotto

Affection — how do they show their love and affection? 

Risotto, despite his rough exterior is quite fond of physical affection. Not a fan of PDA, does not show his feelings Infront of others but once it's just darling and him he's caressing and cuddling them. Not the best at explaining his feeling in words but makes up for it with his actions.

Blood — how messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

Risotto is a hardened assassin, killing is not an issue to him. However he also has the sense to not use it as his only response. He has mafia connections, he's a Capo after all. He can pull a few strings if he feels that killing isn't appropriate for the situation.

Cruelty —  how would they treat their darling once abducted? 

It's all dependent on Darlings response. They're defiant, he's going to react accordingly. Sure they'll fear him but it's a necessary evil in his eyes if he's going to keep them.

If they're compliant he'll still be on alert, it could be a rouse to earn his trust and escape. He's watching their every move and remaining close whenever possible, even if they aren't aware.

Darling — aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

Risotto's willing to keep darling chained up if they're causing trouble. Perhaps even using his stand to cut them a little if they're being particularly painful.

Exposed — how vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

He doesn't want to admit it but if his darling ever got in trouble he'd be absolutely exposed. He might be a skilled assassin but he can help but worry about worst case scenarios. Situations where he would be powerless.

Fight — how would they feel if their darling fought back?

He's not entirely against resistance, he does get a twisted kick out of seeing darling try. Bad habit he's picked up from the job.

Game — is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

He likes to see them try. When they think he's gone he'll watch them hopelessly attempt to unchain themself. Perhaps if he feels inclined he'll use his stand to free them. Thinking they are free they'll rush to the door but he's quick to stop them and reveal himself.

Watching that light in their eyes fade as he stops them will never not amuse him.

Hell — what would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

Definitely if he used his stand on them (much like he did on Doppio, of course with more restraint as he's not intending to kill them). Darling is left on the ground begging and pleading for him to stop, molding in his hand like putty.

Ideals — what kind of future do they have in mind for their darling?

He wants to have a somewhat normal life. Earn enough to no longer rely on Passione and have his attention purely on darling. Perhaps a nice countryside home. Children are a consideration, but he worries he wouldn't be a good parent.

Just a quaint life with his darling.

Jealousy — do they get jealous? How do they handle it?

Another thing he hates to admit is his Jealousy, he'll always justify it as protection but even the smallest things will make him jealous.

Kisses — how do they act around or with their darling?

In the presence of others he seems indifferent, only those close to him will see the signs. In private he's stoic persona fades. He shows his emotions more around them.

Love letters — how would they go about approaching their darling?

He mostly watches, trying not to initiate a proper relationship until he feels safe to do so, still he will try to keep it a secretive as possible in fears he could put them in danger.

Mask — are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

He becomes more openly affectionate when it is just the two of them.

Naughty — how would they punish their darling?

Yes he would, mostly it's restraint but he will use his stand if he deems it necessary.

Oppression — how many rights would they take away from their darling?

He's willing to lock darling up and restrain them but that's mostly it.

Patience — how patient are they with their darling?

He has patience. He can wait as long as it it take for everything to fall in place.

Quite — if their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

He wouldn't, he'd do whatever it takes if darling did somehow escape, he'll get them back one way or another.

If they die he'll end up a mess, it's just as bad as when he lost his cousin. He blames himself wether it was directly him or not.

Regret — would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? 

He does, he knows it isn't normal but in his position he feels it's the only real option for him.

Stigma — what brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

Part of it definitely stems from his cousin's death, that feeling of helplessness still haunts him from not being able to save them. His profession also isolates him from others, knowing very well that anyone could be a threat. So when he does fall for someone he tries his best to protect them.

Tears — how do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

He tries his best to calm them.if he can, he tries to assure them that this is for their safety, there are people who will kill them given the chance.

Unique — would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

Definitely the contrast. He can be a really terrifying individual but if given the opportunity you'll end up seeing a much softer person underneath.

Vice — what weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

Definitely having his feeling reciprocated. It's not evident at first but wear down his concerns and he will eventually let his guard down enough to exploit.

Wit’s end — would they ever hurt their darling?

He would If he deems it necessary to prove a point to darling.

Xoanon — how much would they revere or worship their darling? 

Oh after awhile he'll show just how enamored with darling he is, given an opportunity he'll tell darling all the little things about them that make him adore them all while holding them close.

Yearn — how long do they pine after their darling before they snap?1

Roughly a year

Zenith — would they ever break their darling?

I wouldn't put it past him if darling is rebellious.

[yujirahhh]

this is such a late christmas post god

unhappy holidays, they all died

[diovstheworld]

La Squadra Shitposts #31

i’m coming back from my break from writing/the internet i guess(?) and why not come back with another one of these. i’m not gonna lie, i missed making these :,) so enjoy and hopefully i’ll be posting more soon :)

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[jellyluchi]

No no no please tell us more about the la squadra swim team au. Science purposes of course

This has been sitting in my drafts for literal YEARS and I wanted to post it, originally was supposed to have all the members but I lost my ideas.

La Squadra x Reader; Swim Team AU

A/N: I'm so sorry for taking this long to answer but I wanted to take my time with this ask because I really do love this AU and I was busy. Thank you to my friends for some help (since most I know of swim teams is from fuckin Free! Iwatobi Swim Club LOL) Hehe science purposes huh 😏 Sorry there's no smut in this one but I wanted to rule out the setting for the AU!

You work at your local Passione Sporting Club, a place where many a professional athletes have trained to become who they are today. And while there are various sporting facilities available, you are in charge of taking care of a specific swim team, La Squadra. The formation of the team, as you learned when you first joined, happened several years ago as seven children banded together as friends to support each other's swimming careers. And you are happy to help them on their journey. As you know, there are 4 main styles of swimming; butterfly, backstroke, breaststroke, and freestyle. Medleys usually take place in that order.

Sorbet & Gelato:

Not swimmers. They're actually coaches for the other swimmers who come to Passione Sporting Club. They've been here for 10 almost 20 years watching the rest of the group who now call themselves "La Squadra" grow athletically and professionally. They were previously in the national Italian swim team as medley racers respectively. They were most fond of relay races as they loved the team work shared between team mates when doing such a race. They only teach adult swimmers but it didn't stop them from noticing younger members of La Squadra practicing in the swimming pools. The passion they saw in some of the members let them know how far they would go. You, as the team's manager, have a good professional relationship with them. However, it doesn't stop Gelato from flirting with you sometimes, surprising you considering you know he has been with Sorbet for a long time. Even more surprising that Sorbet doesn't seem fazed and is receptive to the idea. They sometimes joke about teaching you to swim as well.

Sorbet first met Gelato when he joined the local swimming club of his childhood. They became fast friends and rivals, always trying to outrace each other. Sorbet had goals of reaching the Olympics since he was a child and with Gelato's support he made it together with him. His favorite style is the front crawl which he is most comfortable with. He's proudest win was a front crawl 100m competition where he got gold.

Gelato started swimming as a hobby. He never envisioned himself as an Olympic swimmer. But when he saw Sorbet's resolve to make it, he got inspired and made it his goal to reach the Olympics with his boyfriend. His favorite style is the breaststroke and his proudest win was the a 50m backstroke competition where he got silver since it's his weakest style.

Risotto:

When Risotto was a child living in Sicily, his cousin often went swimming in the sea with him which is where he first learned. Ever since then, he'd known what career he'd like to go to once he grows up. And so, he took a swimming scholarship to college and during his pre-teens he joined Passione Sporting Club to train for his future career. Everyone knows him as a backstroke master and you can see why when you notice his immaculate back muscles during training. While he's good at the other styles, he's much faster using the backstroke. His proudest moment was winning a national competition of 100m men's backstroke where he won gold. You know he was one of the original members of "La Squadra" the other two being Formaggio and Prosciutto when those three decided to start the club. He's the most cooperative with you when it comes to competitions. As the manager, one of your duties is to rule out social and athletic events that the members will attend and he's always receptive to the competitions you tell him will be good for his career. He's not the most communicative so you have to weed out some of thoughts and feelings on the matter. Because of your friendly nature, you two share a close bond as you help him train and often see him swim way past closing. It's a secret between you two that you cherish deeply. There have been some times where he offered you to swim with him.

Risotto favors free style swimming the most but his muscle development on his upper body has made him a good breaststroke user which makes him much faster than the front crawl

Out of all competitions, he loves swimming medley relays the most. He gathers the medley participants (usually other la squadra members) to give a motivating speech and cheers the loudest when he's not swimming with them. He may not show it, but he is highly competitive and likes being challenged in the pool.

Prosciutto:

As one of the founding members of the original team, Prosciutto regards La Squadra with lots of pride. As a child he had no passion for swimming but after joining the Passione Sporting Club with a mild interest, he was quickly swept away into practice. He realized as a child that swimming allowed him a way to focus his energy and determination. He's not one to half-ass anything and swimming was no different. Eventually, he started feeling a connection to swimming after exercising out all his stress through the activity and finding a love for the activity like no other. Members like Risotto and Formaggio were inspiring to him even if he didn't admit it verbally, he showed up to practice with the two everyday, determined to be like them. He's one of the more difficult members to get along with. At first, it seems he has almost nothing to tell you except talk about his career goals and about helping other team members (namely Pesci). But eventually, your conversations turned more casual and you got to see a side of him that is much more friendly. Sometimes, he would smile towards you from the pool and you noticed that he doesn't ever miss the opportunity to show you his gratitude as their manager. Communicating that it's a difficult job and that he's glad a person like you is able to keep track of all the members and how much he appreciates your organization. You can't lie that his words are some of the only things that makes the job worth it.

Prosciutto is the only member with no preference towards style. While he was developing his swimming skills, he decided to pay hone each style so he would not be lacking in any area. While that doesn't make him a specialist, it gives him more options in competitions.

He rather enjoys individual competitions and loves competing against the other members. Whenever Formaggio dares him for a casual friendly race, he never backs down, treating it as a real race. The other members get a kick out of him taking everything a bit too seriously.

Pesci:

Swimming is as easy to him as breathing. Growing up with a fishing family by the sea, Pesci was accustomed to swimming from an extremely early age. It was sheer passion of swimming among the fish that kept him going but it was largely a hobby. He joined Passione Sporting Club as a teen, to keep up his swimming skills during high school but quickly met Prosciutto who inspired him to no end. Prosciutto once praised his style and speed saying he could make it to the nationals if he tried, maybe even the Olympics and from that moment he decided to join La Squadra and make both himself and the team proud. He's the most amicable out of anyone else in the team and since the moment you two met you'd become easy friends. At first he was a bit shy to talk to you but he caught your eye a couple of times during swim practices and it made his heart soar just a little every time you waved with a smile. Eventually, that got him talking to you and you noticed he started being more specific about his goals and ambitions for his swimming career. You quickly picked up the potential that Prosciutto always talked about regarding Pesci, truly, he was a gifted swimmer but his hard work pays off the most.

Pesci loves the butterfly stroke above all else. It's the first stroke he learned from a family member and honed his skills until it became his strongest. It gave him the biceps that he now shows off sometimes. He's pretty agile with the stroke as well but he doesn't cower from competing in other styles.

Pesci is another member who loves team sports and gets the most excited for medley relays with his team. Prosciutto and Risotto motivate him the most before the races and he's always the first to arrive out of excitement of having the team together. But most of all, he loves to hang out together with the team to celebrate afterwards.

[abbacchiosbelt]

any risotto hcs?

these aren't gonna be formal but;

his natural hair color is a deep, raven black but when he passed polpo's test and received metallica, it turned shock white

he has a lethal amount of stamina and endurance. while he's obviously strong, his capacity to go for a seemingly endless amount of time is what really makes him scary (for his targets, at least 😈)

black coffee only and VERY picky about it

before he settled on the hat, risotto tried several other accessories that had his name engraved into them (a gaudy belt, a slightly more tasteful bracelet, a necklace a la prosciutto

does his own dermal piercings in various places on his body for fun and closes them back up with metallica when he wants a change

[industriallyinsecure]

Hi ! I hipe you have a amazing day! Could we get some La Squadra first kiss headcanons and general places they like to kiss their s/o :)))

Absolutely you can!!!!!

Tw: some of them a a bit saucy

Very shy and will almost never initiate a kiss. He asks for kisses by gently bumping his nose against yours and resting his forehead on you. He hardly makes any noise, just a soft peck is fine with him. But his favorite thing to do is to suck and nibble on your lower lip. He likes to worry his teeth into the soft flesh and stare longingly into your eyes (it’s a bit uncomfortable since he’s so incredibly close).

Your first kiss is most likely initiated by you. He’s so terribly afraid of overstepping a boundary that he’ll never, ever make a move unless he’s completely 100% certain it won’t make you uncomfortable. You probably grab the golden baubles of his hat out of frustration and yank his face to yours. His face flushes and he’s wide eyed, but quickly reciprocates. Probably a bit upset when you pull away and most likely has to hide his pout. You won’t get anything coherent or productive out of him for the rest of the day, he’s still in shock. Better kiss him again to see if it’ll cancel it out (it won’t).

He likes to kiss your cheeks. And not just little pecks either. He likes to press his entire face into your cheek. His face is cold and his nose is pointy, but it’s still cute. When he pulls away, his entire face is as red as his glasses and he tells you to think nothing of it.

Your first kiss is most definitely on his terms. He’s so hot and cold (heh) about everything that it’s hard to tell when you have the go ahead. It’ll be sudden and quick, just how you’d expect one of his hits to go. You might think he’s trying to headbutt you with how quickly he dives in. He does accidentally bonk his nose to yours, but that just makes it even more endearing.

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Jk, Melone would never kiss you without your consent. He can be touchy, but he’ll never overstep a boundary. That being said, it’s all over once you’re comfortable with kissing him. I’m talking all the time. On the cheek, on the nose, on your lips, on your temple, on top of your head, etc.. overall a very doting lover.

You have to be the one to kiss him first. As stated before, he won’t overstep boundaries in a relationship. So much so that he never makes the first move. Your first kiss is probably during a crappy movie you found on dvd, snuggled up together on the couch and more focused on each other than the dialogue. You catch his gaze, leaning your head against his shoulder. It makes him sigh softly, but before he can rest his head on yours, you steal a kiss. You can practically hear the gears in his head turning before he breaks out into a wild grin, pouncing on you to pepper your face in little kisses.

His preferred places to kiss you are your forehead and nose (aside from your lips obviously). He’s the type to stare at your lips before and after kissing you, and you can sort of tell that he’s holding himself back from sucking your entire face off. One of the noisiest mf kissers in the world. He absolutely makes the ‘mwah’ noise after every kiss

Prosciutto is most likely the one to initiate the first kiss. It’s probably a classic “walking you to the door” kiss goodnight/farewell. It’s short and sweet, with lots of soft words and murmurings that make you feel safe and secure. He holds your hands gingerly, leaning in to press a feather light kiss to the tip of your nose and then a brief and sudden kiss to your lips. It’s so quick you don’t have time to reciprocate or process it, he’s already bidding you goodnight and pressing a dainty kiss to the back of your hand.

Pesci likes to kiss the apples of your cheeks when you smile. He’s very shy and prefers little pecks rather than full on kissing.

You have to make the first move. Even with all of Prosciutto’s teaching and coaching, Pesci is too shy to initiate anything. He works up the courage several times, but if you tease him he’ll quickly blush and turn away. You just have to plant a fat kiss on him and watch as he stands there flabbergasted.

Illuso likes to nibble on your earlobe and kiss your neck like he’s a starved animal. He’s a sloppy kisser and uses more tongue than is socially acceptable. He likes to corner you anime-style, with an arm above your head and everything.

Your first kiss was probably him pulling you halfway into the mirror and planting a big, fat kiss on you. Grabbing the collar of your shirt without notice and promptly disappearing through his mirror, laughing to himself as he goes.

Formaggio

Honestly just takes what he can get. He has extremely sloppy kisses and no technique. Pure vibes, man. He doesn’t care to improve either. Most of your time with him is spent fending him off from kissing you in front of his team or your friends.

Your first kiss was definitely accidental. He probably fell on top of you or vice versa, leading to a very uncomfortable smacking of your faces and lips together. He kind of laughs to himself and shrugs, asking if you liked it. Any way you answer, he’ll just laugh it off and promise that “there’s more where that came from”. Absolute dork behavior.

Gelato is the biggest kisser of the three of you. He gives both you and sorbet big smackaroos on your cheeks. Sorbet is very withholding and only gives you kisses occasionally.

Your first kiss with them was probably a simultaneous cheek kiss goodnight with little to no elaboration. It’s quick, sudden, and surprising(just like all of their hits). They both promptly leave you alone to stand in shock at what just happened.

[silly-l1ttle-guy]

Risotto's hair is naturally purple like how it is in the manga, but he dyes it grey cuz he likes having lighter hair

Emo ass mf. His hair is gonna fall out at the rate he's going. It's probably thin as fuck too

[cm2tfemotd]

Todays Canon Male to Transfem Headcanon is Risotto Nero from Jojos Bizarre Adventures!

He is a genderfluid autistic transfem that uses he/they/she + neos!

[clochanamarc]

smth so fondly loving about the idea of aisling and the kids and the squad having dinner together with your muse tho? cooking together and eating and laughing and sharing stories and banter and arguments, the way they all fall into unison, the way that food is a fundamental love language in the jones family bc the massive family feast is as meaningful and beloved as the quiet comfort of a grilled cheese and a mug of tomato soup shared at 2 in the morning.

[rae-reblogs]

me when risotto says "picciotta":

me when pesci:

HCS-La squadra gives you a petname (Fem!)

(Italian edition)

Risotto

Ragazza - "Ascolta ragazza, questi sono gli ordini"

If He is not calling you by your gang name, it will just refers to you as "ragazza" (girl). He is the Capo after all.

Picciotta- "ricorda picciotta, Geniu fa biddizza."

Sometimes he will call you picciotta (Sicilian dialect for ' young girl') , which is much more affectionate. He would definitely mean you're getting closer.

Prosciutto

Ragazzina- "Presta attenzione, ragazzina"

Meaning "little girl" but more paternalistic than affectionate. It's easy to get on his nerves. He will definitely call you 'ragazzina' to recall your attention, maybe followed by a snap of his fingers.

"Signorina"- "Ascoltami bene, signorina."

Alternative "signorinella". No, it's not using it to charme you like Cesar Zeppeli would. Quite the opposite, He's probably reproaching you for something you did. This expression is straight up "patronizing", perfect for his lectures.

Mocciosa- "Cosa credevi fare?! Stupida Mocciosa."

If you piss him off, He's going to call you 'mocciosa'. It's probably the last stage before he can start with curses. i wouldn't cross that thin line if I were you.

Bimba- "Brava la mia bimba"

Wow. You actually did a pretty good job if he calls you " bimba" (little girl). This term is definetly affectionate. He wouldn't use it in front of the others. Call him 'papino' and he will definitely laugh it off. Don't do it in front of other teammates if you don't want a slap. Besides, you'll be back to "mocciosa".

The worst he could call you is a huge classic of the italian culture:

"Puttana."

(you gotta be in pretty big trouble if he resorted to this)

Ghiaccio

Zia- "Zia, spicciati."

He usually calls you by your gang name. However, If you're not annoying him and pretty much collaborative he would call you "Zia" (sis), which is probably shorter than your nickname. If he calls you that, it's definitely trying to stay friendly.

If you piss him off for whatever reasons, He will straight go for:

"Stronza del cazzo"

"Succhiacazzi"

"BRUTTA TROIA"

Melone

"Dolcezza"- "Che segno sei, dolcezza?"

Don't fall for that. Melone is constantly pandering you, calling you "sweety" just to get any kind of info. He's definitely flirty tho.

"Tesoro"- "Andiamo tesoro, ci aspetta del lavoro da fare"

He would constantly call you "tesoro" (darling), also shortened in "Tesó". At least he's very collaborative and sweet during missions. If you piss him off, he'll just go back to your gang name, trying to put you back in your place. You swear you heard him calling you by your real name once.

Formaggio

"Bellezza" - "Hey bellezza, ci facciamo un giretto?"

"Bambola" - "Dove vai questa sera, bambola?"

All these expressions, "bellezza" (beauty) and "bambola" (doll), aren't typically italian, they are taken from the Italian dub of American movies. Formaggio uses them to be flirty cause of course he thinks you're cute. However, during missions he will use your Gangstar name. Piss him off and he will resort to the italian classic mentioned before:

"Puttana"

Illuso

"puttanella"- "Che cosa ti avevo detto, puttanella?"

He was never nice in the first place btw. If he calls you "puttanella" (Little slut) he's definitely trying to hit a nerve. Illuso definitely want to tease you just to see you snap at any moment. In the end, the "puttanella" would become a rather affectionate term.

Pesci

"Fra'"

Short version of "Fratello" (brother). however, this contraction is pretty much gender neutral. Pesci is a sweet and genuine boy. Your bonding is strong and he likes to refers to you as his sister or just someone who's close.

Alternative expressions:

"Zia"

"Uagliò"

[chronicallyonline101]

imagine risotto crying all night bc he losed all his friends in 1 day

hey. so. actually i'd rather not imagine that. thats SAD.

That scene where he's hovering over his computer and the only people online are himself and Ghiaccio is SO gutwrenching to watch BECAUSE the focus of the scene isn't even on the members of La Squadra, it's about Ghiaccio stalking the gang BUT the detail that every member is offline because they r DEAD is so upsetting to me 😭

It REALLY makes me wish we'd get a spin-off exploring the relationship they had more because the angst is UNREAL... I HC that growing up Risotto's cousin was his only real friend and his only true family, and yet they were torn from each other SO brutally in just one afternoon AND THEN he grows up, La Squadra is formed, and they become his new family; even if they argue, and mess up, as stoic and quiet as he is they are is family and he does love them and then IN ONE DAY, from morning to night, the entire team is torn apart member by member and all he can do is sit there and watch BECAUSE you need to remember within that day Bucci's team travelled across half of Italy, so Risotto wouldn't of had the chance to run over and help them out!

ITS SO SAD WHY WOULD YOU SEND THIS?

[nicherayyy]

can you do headcanons with La Squadra with a member that's like Power from CSM? 👀

Absolutely!

La Squadra & Power-like teammate hcs

No one in La Squadra really expected their new teammate to be this UNHINGED

And here they thought that they saw everything with Formaggio😭

Like, the newbie gives no shit

But as long as Risotto pays them, they’ll just do their job

Honestly, I’m wheezing just imagining this interaction

Risotto: So, tell me about your stand. Because I hope you understand that if you want to join the team like ours you need at least—

Reader: Yeah-yeah my stand is super-duper cool you have no idea. It’s like much better than yours in every way. So.. how much do you pay?

Prosciutto is still shocked that Risotto hired them.

I imagine that teammate wouldn’t even care about bonding with their teammates at first

Seriously, you’ll only see them on mission

And MAYBE, JUST MAYBE you might see them on the meeting

If you do count your lucky stars

You’ll literally never see the day like that ever again

(Yeah Prosciutto made them go)

Most of the time La Squadra doesn’t even know where they are

They just randomly materialise smelling like they were dumpster diving😭😭

Illuso: is that… a piece of salami on your shoulder?

Reader: …mind your own business

So yeah I feel like it would take at least a few months before they bond from anyone from La Squadra

And it would look like:

“Yeah you’re kinda cool I guess, so.. wanna hang out?”

(I’m sure that’ll be Formaggio lol)

He’s like the only person I could see this happening with

Yeah, he’s probably the only one who finds their shenanigans funny

Prosciutto would definitely hate the way they smell

Prosciutto: don’t you know what a shower is?

Reader: shower is for loosers, like you for example

After that he force-sprayed them with a garden hose.

Ghiaccio thinks they’re weird, illogical, rude, dumb, crazy, unprofessional, uneducated—

When the newbie realised they could make Ghiaccio rant about anything and everyone ohohohohhhhh

Ghiaccio: DON’T YOU REALISE THAT THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT??? IT’S NOT!!! IT’S A SPHERE!!!

Reader: no it’s not

Ghiaccio: I SWEAR TO GOD YOU IDIOTA—

Pesci is kinda scared of them

So he tries to stay away as much as possible

Illuso’s another person who’d hate their smell

I can see him gifting his teammate a bar of soap

The teammate ate the soap. In front of Illuso.

In all honesty it was a nice soap

Melone finds their weirdness funny

But he definitely won’t hang up with them

But I mean, they’re kinda funny when the two of them paired together on missions

Another thing is, he finds their unhingeness interesting

He likes not knowing what they’ll do next

Eat another bar of soap? Burn the house down? Commit an arson?

The possibilities are endless

[diovstheworld]

La Squadra Shitposts #29

it’s been a couple of weeks since i last made one of these (or since i’ve made a post in general) so we’re back on the shitpost grind. WARNINGS for mention of drugs as well as some swearing

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[writingfromasgard]

If youre still taking requests, could you please write a fic or hc about Ghost being dramatic? i really liked the others you did

Ahhhhh yeah. It's cute isn't it? Big burly man upset because you have stuff to do when he's got so little free time to spend with you.

Simon frequently has drinks with the rest of the 141 and Soap is the one that takes him home. Usually.

Ghost told Soap he moved. (He didn't.)

The big lug shows up at your door, knocking which Soap thinks is weird.

"Lt, just get yer key oot."

"I don't have one."

"What do ya mean ya don' have one?"

The door opens and it's you. Your eyes light up at the sight of Simon despite it being an unplanned visit.

"Sorry, ma'am. I think we got lo-"

"Simon!" You open the door wider for him, waving them both in.

Soap's confused but Simon's moving toward the door so he follows. The couch creaks as Simon plops down, legs spread wide, arms thrown over the back like he owns the entire place.

"Lt, where are we?"

"Jawnny." Simon mumbles. "Needed to see 'er since we got the next few days off."

You pop out of the kitchen with two big bowls of some creamy risotto and meat, shoving one bowl on to each man.

Soap's even more confused about why some bonnie is feeding him when he's not even introduced himself.

Simon tosses off his mask and chows down after dragging you next to him.

"It's good to finally meet you, Soap." You say between resisting Simon trying to feed you from his bowl and reaching for the remote.

"I'm a wee confused. I thought I was takin' Simon home."

You suck in a breath, raising your brow. "You told him you lived here?"

Soap glances to Simon.

Simon grunts. "Leave it, Sergeant."