#risotto hcs

[diovstheworld]

Risotto and Fashion!

again, the same as the prosciutto and formaggio posts! i have to say, this post has been one of my favourites so far and he’s been so fun to search for outfits for since his style is something i feel more comfortable choosing outfits for.

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Balmain

honestly, i love all of these. risotto in that oversized striped sweater would be so 💞💞. i kind of feel like when i see leather or stripes in all these fashion brands i look at i associate them with risotto but i think he would look so good in these. i don’t have much else to say yet again just like all these fashion posts but i think i started off with some strong choices lmaooo. anyway, here’s the outfits:

Gucci

okay so i wanna start off by saying i don’t necessarily think he would wear these but i do think he would look real good in them. i think he’d look real good in a suit in general tbh. especially wearing gloves omg 😭💗 moodboard time!:

Saint Laurent:

i already said this before but i feel like when i see leather in these outfits i immediately associate it with risotto but he would look sooooo good in that black lace up leather shirt oh my 😭💞 honestly, picturing him in all of these outfits makes me 💕💞💗💓💖 anndddd the moodboard:

Versace

okay i was actually looking for outfit inspiration for myself when i stumbled across some of these collections and oh my god i just had to include them. that striped sweater with the safety pin necklace? oml risotto in that 💗💗💗💗 overall, i kinda struggled with versace after the first couple of images because all the stuff i was seeing was i dunno a bit too bling i guess and i don’t think it would be something i could see risotto in lmaoooo. anyway here’s the moodboard!:

Alexander McQueen

this is another one where i don’t think risotto would necessarily wear all of these but he would look really good in them. i can picture him wearing the outfits with the leather jackets though. he’s definitely a guy who owns his fair share of leather jackets lmaooo. also imagine him in that pinstripe suit 😭💕 okay anyway here’s the moodboard so you can all see what i’m talking about (i should really put the boards first before i start talking ahhh):

Moschino

god there was sooo many i found for him when looking at these outfits and i love all of them so much. but i limited myself and chose 6 again. honestly i don’t even have a favourite out of these because i love them all so much and he would look amazing in them all 😭💗 here’s the moodboard!:

if you read this whole thing, thank you again. i think this one was a bit shorter than the other two but i’ve been coming back and forth from this draft so much that i thought it was about time i posted it. hopefully the next one of these i post will be illuso! i have started on it so it should come soon :)

[dgaftilwedie]

i think that risotto always wears his silly little hat. even if it doesn't fit his outfit or it's the middle of the summer, he still wesrs it. he goes to the beach in it. he falls asleep in it. he only takes it off to shower, and it goes back on the minute his hair is dry. he may be a mafioso pushin' 30 but that hat is his fucking comfort item and he's rarely seen without it.

[lemonflavoreddishsoap]

Can I request La Squadra x S/O who's taller than them? Thank you.

yes you caaaaaan! Sorry if these are, ironically, shorter HCs.

jsyk i write this with the opinion that Risotto is by far the tallest

------------------------------------------------- La Squadra with an S/O who's taller than them!

Formaggio

"Well yea, it's easy to be taller than me, heh" *insert shrinking...noises?*

The taller the S/O, the more inclined he feels to shrink himself and ride on your shoulder. Get used to it.

Bro gets on his tippy toes to kiss you. he doesn't even have to but he still does. It's kind of cute?

Illuso

"No you're not."

Unless you're taller than him by like. A foot or some shit. He is adamant you two are at least the same height.

He doesn't bring it up unless you do but...he subtly tries to make himself seem taller. It's so fucking petty, you decide if it's annoying or charming :/

Prosciutto

"Alright, and?"

He probably cares the least about your height. Sure, you're taller than him. So what? Unless his head is at like. boob level 24/7 or something somehow, he doesn't care.

Unless you bring it up, or poke fun at him being shorter. You better think his glares are sexy 'cause....

If you're tall enough for it to matter, he'll do the "pulling you by the collar into a kiss" thing

Pesci

"Being near you...feels so secure...."

He loves it!!!! When you hug him it feels like you're completely surrounding him...like, not literally, but the idea is so comforting!

I was going to say you should rest your chin on top of his head but...um...how sturdy is his hair?

If you're happy with your height, he'll bring it up a lot when he compliments you.

Melone

"DI MOLTO"

"Is your whole family like that?"

Excited to know if it's something that runs strong in your genetics. No particular reason. Trust me.

Like Pesci, he doesn't have any issues with having a taller s/o. It's just another lovely aspect about you <3

Ghiaccio

"Okay fine, I get it! For fucks sake!"

This poor guy. To be honest, he really doesn't care that you're taller than him, he thinks its fine. But people won't leave him alone about it

Yeah he's an "angry little gremlin thing" but they gotta stop dragging his s/o into it...it kind of sours the height difference a little.

But like I said, he really doesn't have any issues with it. If you can get past how much the comments annoy him, you can probably see how much he likes your chin on top of his head, or how you look so slightly down on him when your faces are so close....gah sorry what was i doing-

Risotto

"Be nice. They're are not scary."

yes you are. my lactose intolerant ass envies you. what the actual fuck.

I guess that's a pro about him being with someone taller than him, that he can't intimidate his s/o with his height? That's not to imply that he's intimidated by you though!!

Unless people are causing a fuss about it though, Risotto doesn't mind your height. I don't think physical appearance means much when it comes to partners to him? Just my personal feeling.

[abbacchiosbelt]

any risotto hcs?

these aren't gonna be formal but;

his natural hair color is a deep, raven black but when he passed polpo's test and received metallica, it turned shock white

he has a lethal amount of stamina and endurance. while he's obviously strong, his capacity to go for a seemingly endless amount of time is what really makes him scary (for his targets, at least 😈)

black coffee only and VERY picky about it

before he settled on the hat, risotto tried several other accessories that had his name engraved into them (a gaudy belt, a slightly more tasteful bracelet, a necklace a la prosciutto

does his own dermal piercings in various places on his body for fun and closes them back up with metallica when he wants a change

[industriallyinsecure]

Hi ! I hipe you have a amazing day! Could we get some La Squadra first kiss headcanons and general places they like to kiss their s/o :)))

Absolutely you can!!!!!

Tw: some of them a a bit saucy

Very shy and will almost never initiate a kiss. He asks for kisses by gently bumping his nose against yours and resting his forehead on you. He hardly makes any noise, just a soft peck is fine with him. But his favorite thing to do is to suck and nibble on your lower lip. He likes to worry his teeth into the soft flesh and stare longingly into your eyes (it’s a bit uncomfortable since he’s so incredibly close).

Your first kiss is most likely initiated by you. He’s so terribly afraid of overstepping a boundary that he’ll never, ever make a move unless he’s completely 100% certain it won’t make you uncomfortable. You probably grab the golden baubles of his hat out of frustration and yank his face to yours. His face flushes and he’s wide eyed, but quickly reciprocates. Probably a bit upset when you pull away and most likely has to hide his pout. You won’t get anything coherent or productive out of him for the rest of the day, he’s still in shock. Better kiss him again to see if it’ll cancel it out (it won’t).

He likes to kiss your cheeks. And not just little pecks either. He likes to press his entire face into your cheek. His face is cold and his nose is pointy, but it’s still cute. When he pulls away, his entire face is as red as his glasses and he tells you to think nothing of it.

Your first kiss is most definitely on his terms. He’s so hot and cold (heh) about everything that it’s hard to tell when you have the go ahead. It’ll be sudden and quick, just how you’d expect one of his hits to go. You might think he’s trying to headbutt you with how quickly he dives in. He does accidentally bonk his nose to yours, but that just makes it even more endearing.

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Jk, Melone would never kiss you without your consent. He can be touchy, but he’ll never overstep a boundary. That being said, it’s all over once you’re comfortable with kissing him. I’m talking all the time. On the cheek, on the nose, on your lips, on your temple, on top of your head, etc.. overall a very doting lover.

You have to be the one to kiss him first. As stated before, he won’t overstep boundaries in a relationship. So much so that he never makes the first move. Your first kiss is probably during a crappy movie you found on dvd, snuggled up together on the couch and more focused on each other than the dialogue. You catch his gaze, leaning your head against his shoulder. It makes him sigh softly, but before he can rest his head on yours, you steal a kiss. You can practically hear the gears in his head turning before he breaks out into a wild grin, pouncing on you to pepper your face in little kisses.

His preferred places to kiss you are your forehead and nose (aside from your lips obviously). He’s the type to stare at your lips before and after kissing you, and you can sort of tell that he’s holding himself back from sucking your entire face off. One of the noisiest mf kissers in the world. He absolutely makes the ‘mwah’ noise after every kiss

Prosciutto is most likely the one to initiate the first kiss. It’s probably a classic “walking you to the door” kiss goodnight/farewell. It’s short and sweet, with lots of soft words and murmurings that make you feel safe and secure. He holds your hands gingerly, leaning in to press a feather light kiss to the tip of your nose and then a brief and sudden kiss to your lips. It’s so quick you don’t have time to reciprocate or process it, he’s already bidding you goodnight and pressing a dainty kiss to the back of your hand.

Pesci likes to kiss the apples of your cheeks when you smile. He’s very shy and prefers little pecks rather than full on kissing.

You have to make the first move. Even with all of Prosciutto’s teaching and coaching, Pesci is too shy to initiate anything. He works up the courage several times, but if you tease him he’ll quickly blush and turn away. You just have to plant a fat kiss on him and watch as he stands there flabbergasted.

Illuso likes to nibble on your earlobe and kiss your neck like he’s a starved animal. He’s a sloppy kisser and uses more tongue than is socially acceptable. He likes to corner you anime-style, with an arm above your head and everything.

Your first kiss was probably him pulling you halfway into the mirror and planting a big, fat kiss on you. Grabbing the collar of your shirt without notice and promptly disappearing through his mirror, laughing to himself as he goes.

Formaggio

Honestly just takes what he can get. He has extremely sloppy kisses and no technique. Pure vibes, man. He doesn’t care to improve either. Most of your time with him is spent fending him off from kissing you in front of his team or your friends.

Your first kiss was definitely accidental. He probably fell on top of you or vice versa, leading to a very uncomfortable smacking of your faces and lips together. He kind of laughs to himself and shrugs, asking if you liked it. Any way you answer, he’ll just laugh it off and promise that “there’s more where that came from”. Absolute dork behavior.

Gelato is the biggest kisser of the three of you. He gives both you and sorbet big smackaroos on your cheeks. Sorbet is very withholding and only gives you kisses occasionally.

Your first kiss with them was probably a simultaneous cheek kiss goodnight with little to no elaboration. It’s quick, sudden, and surprising(just like all of their hits). They both promptly leave you alone to stand in shock at what just happened.

[jellyluchi]

No no no please tell us more about the la squadra swim team au. Science purposes of course

This has been sitting in my drafts for literal YEARS and I wanted to post it, originally was supposed to have all the members but I lost my ideas.

La Squadra x Reader; Swim Team AU

A/N: I'm so sorry for taking this long to answer but I wanted to take my time with this ask because I really do love this AU and I was busy. Thank you to my friends for some help (since most I know of swim teams is from fuckin Free! Iwatobi Swim Club LOL) Hehe science purposes huh 😏 Sorry there's no smut in this one but I wanted to rule out the setting for the AU!

You work at your local Passione Sporting Club, a place where many a professional athletes have trained to become who they are today. And while there are various sporting facilities available, you are in charge of taking care of a specific swim team, La Squadra. The formation of the team, as you learned when you first joined, happened several years ago as seven children banded together as friends to support each other's swimming careers. And you are happy to help them on their journey. As you know, there are 4 main styles of swimming; butterfly, backstroke, breaststroke, and freestyle. Medleys usually take place in that order.

Sorbet & Gelato:

Not swimmers. They're actually coaches for the other swimmers who come to Passione Sporting Club. They've been here for 10 almost 20 years watching the rest of the group who now call themselves "La Squadra" grow athletically and professionally. They were previously in the national Italian swim team as medley racers respectively. They were most fond of relay races as they loved the team work shared between team mates when doing such a race. They only teach adult swimmers but it didn't stop them from noticing younger members of La Squadra practicing in the swimming pools. The passion they saw in some of the members let them know how far they would go. You, as the team's manager, have a good professional relationship with them. However, it doesn't stop Gelato from flirting with you sometimes, surprising you considering you know he has been with Sorbet for a long time. Even more surprising that Sorbet doesn't seem fazed and is receptive to the idea. They sometimes joke about teaching you to swim as well.

Sorbet first met Gelato when he joined the local swimming club of his childhood. They became fast friends and rivals, always trying to outrace each other. Sorbet had goals of reaching the Olympics since he was a child and with Gelato's support he made it together with him. His favorite style is the front crawl which he is most comfortable with. He's proudest win was a front crawl 100m competition where he got gold.

Gelato started swimming as a hobby. He never envisioned himself as an Olympic swimmer. But when he saw Sorbet's resolve to make it, he got inspired and made it his goal to reach the Olympics with his boyfriend. His favorite style is the breaststroke and his proudest win was the a 50m backstroke competition where he got silver since it's his weakest style.

Risotto:

When Risotto was a child living in Sicily, his cousin often went swimming in the sea with him which is where he first learned. Ever since then, he'd known what career he'd like to go to once he grows up. And so, he took a swimming scholarship to college and during his pre-teens he joined Passione Sporting Club to train for his future career. Everyone knows him as a backstroke master and you can see why when you notice his immaculate back muscles during training. While he's good at the other styles, he's much faster using the backstroke. His proudest moment was winning a national competition of 100m men's backstroke where he won gold. You know he was one of the original members of "La Squadra" the other two being Formaggio and Prosciutto when those three decided to start the club. He's the most cooperative with you when it comes to competitions. As the manager, one of your duties is to rule out social and athletic events that the members will attend and he's always receptive to the competitions you tell him will be good for his career. He's not the most communicative so you have to weed out some of thoughts and feelings on the matter. Because of your friendly nature, you two share a close bond as you help him train and often see him swim way past closing. It's a secret between you two that you cherish deeply. There have been some times where he offered you to swim with him.

Risotto favors free style swimming the most but his muscle development on his upper body has made him a good breaststroke user which makes him much faster than the front crawl

Out of all competitions, he loves swimming medley relays the most. He gathers the medley participants (usually other la squadra members) to give a motivating speech and cheers the loudest when he's not swimming with them. He may not show it, but he is highly competitive and likes being challenged in the pool.

Prosciutto:

As one of the founding members of the original team, Prosciutto regards La Squadra with lots of pride. As a child he had no passion for swimming but after joining the Passione Sporting Club with a mild interest, he was quickly swept away into practice. He realized as a child that swimming allowed him a way to focus his energy and determination. He's not one to half-ass anything and swimming was no different. Eventually, he started feeling a connection to swimming after exercising out all his stress through the activity and finding a love for the activity like no other. Members like Risotto and Formaggio were inspiring to him even if he didn't admit it verbally, he showed up to practice with the two everyday, determined to be like them. He's one of the more difficult members to get along with. At first, it seems he has almost nothing to tell you except talk about his career goals and about helping other team members (namely Pesci). But eventually, your conversations turned more casual and you got to see a side of him that is much more friendly. Sometimes, he would smile towards you from the pool and you noticed that he doesn't ever miss the opportunity to show you his gratitude as their manager. Communicating that it's a difficult job and that he's glad a person like you is able to keep track of all the members and how much he appreciates your organization. You can't lie that his words are some of the only things that makes the job worth it.

Prosciutto is the only member with no preference towards style. While he was developing his swimming skills, he decided to pay hone each style so he would not be lacking in any area. While that doesn't make him a specialist, it gives him more options in competitions.

He rather enjoys individual competitions and loves competing against the other members. Whenever Formaggio dares him for a casual friendly race, he never backs down, treating it as a real race. The other members get a kick out of him taking everything a bit too seriously.

Pesci:

Swimming is as easy to him as breathing. Growing up with a fishing family by the sea, Pesci was accustomed to swimming from an extremely early age. It was sheer passion of swimming among the fish that kept him going but it was largely a hobby. He joined Passione Sporting Club as a teen, to keep up his swimming skills during high school but quickly met Prosciutto who inspired him to no end. Prosciutto once praised his style and speed saying he could make it to the nationals if he tried, maybe even the Olympics and from that moment he decided to join La Squadra and make both himself and the team proud. He's the most amicable out of anyone else in the team and since the moment you two met you'd become easy friends. At first he was a bit shy to talk to you but he caught your eye a couple of times during swim practices and it made his heart soar just a little every time you waved with a smile. Eventually, that got him talking to you and you noticed he started being more specific about his goals and ambitions for his swimming career. You quickly picked up the potential that Prosciutto always talked about regarding Pesci, truly, he was a gifted swimmer but his hard work pays off the most.

Pesci loves the butterfly stroke above all else. It's the first stroke he learned from a family member and honed his skills until it became his strongest. It gave him the biceps that he now shows off sometimes. He's pretty agile with the stroke as well but he doesn't cower from competing in other styles.

Pesci is another member who loves team sports and gets the most excited for medley relays with his team. Prosciutto and Risotto motivate him the most before the races and he's always the first to arrive out of excitement of having the team together. But most of all, he loves to hang out together with the team to celebrate afterwards.

[silly-l1ttle-guy]

Risotto's hair is naturally purple like how it is in the manga, but he dyes it grey cuz he likes having lighter hair

Emo ass mf. His hair is gonna fall out at the rate he's going. It's probably thin as fuck too

[aplliwrites]

|◁ II RISOTTO HATES TIK TOK II ▷|

Just a silly head canon that fits him tbqh. All in good fun. Don’t take this too seriously.

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He hates Tik Tok so much because he HATES mainstream stuff, but also because of the way they treat anything alternative over there. “They rip the soul and passion from it! They turn it into a trend that dies in a month! Tik Tok is a plague on society!” He says, banging his fists on the table.

Risotto is one of those metal fans that HATES nu metal. “Tik tok metal,” he calls it. Little does he know, he listens to nu metal bands.

He never installed Tik Tok or any other social media, so when he found out Metallica had been taken over by Eddie Munson fans it broke his fucking heart. He now HATES Stranger Things AND Eddie Munson. Don’t tell him you like Stranger Things. He will give you the stink eye.

He also HATES modern pop punk (understandable honestly). To him, it’s just a mockery of actual pop punk. To him, it’s Tik Tok men have never struggled in their lives complaining about how shitty their ex is. And to him, all pop punk fans are 14-17 year old e-girls that trend surf and think black eye liner is goth. “It’s all so corporate,” he says, “no feeling, no meaning. Just some relatable words and bad notes meant to make money.” He became a devoted Christian to pray away Machine Gun Kelly and his fans from the alternative music community.

He doesn’t listen to a lot of goth music and isn’t very submerged in the goth community, but he’s so aggressive about Wednesday and people that like it. He hasn’t even watched it!! “I don’t need to watch it to know it’s mainstream crap!” He says.

The rest of La Squadra thinks it’s hilarious the way he gets so heated. Except Ghiaccio. He’s not even alternative, but he’s a hater. He loves hating on everyone and everything, but especially popular things AND Gen z.

Illuso purposely alerts Risotto when there’s new drama on the Tik Tok alt community. He frames it as concern and awareness, but we all know he does it because he thinks it’s funny seeing Risotto so pissed off over something so small.

Prosciutto thinks it’s pathetic. He admires Risotto for his strength, his stoicism, and his level head. Risotto is the leader of la fucking squadra di esecuzione, yet cannot handle some people he will never meet enjoying something that isn’t hurting anyone.

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[ashymations]

Jotaro, come get your niece damn it, she needs saving again.

[la-principessa-della-squadra]

HCS-La Squadra's stands as Italian songs

Risotto

'La Ballata dell'amore cieco (o della vanità)'- De Andrè

La Ballata dell'amore cieco (o della vanità) translates to 'The Ballad Of Blind Love (or vanity).

The song tells the sad story of a man madly in love with a woman who does not reciprocate him.

The woman he desires, despite not reciprocating his feelings, decides to subject him to a series of love tests so that she can assess the nature of the affection he declares. (un uomo onesto, un uomo probo, si innamorò perdutamente di una che non lo amava niente)

The man ends up demonstrating his blind love for this woman by complying the many vile acts she requests as a 'love proof'.

His final act of love is committing suicide by cutting the 4 veins on his wrist (tagliati dei polsi le 4 vene).

Prosciutto

'Samarcanda' - Roberto Vecchioni

'Samarcanda' is inspired by an ancient Persian fable. The story begins after the end of an unspecified war.

The morning after a long night of celebration, a soldier notices a strange woman dressed in black (una nera signora) who is casting him a look filled with malice (mi guardava con malignità).

The woman described in the song is an allegory of Death, who has finally come to take the soldiers'life.

Terrified to meet the end of this fate, the soldier begs his king to give him a horse, so he can flee to the city of Samarcanda.

However, once the soldier reaches the city, Death is already there and immediately tells him she didn't cast him a look filled with malice but rather with surprise since the man's fate was already waiting for him in Samarcanda.

From the song lyrics it's easy to understand the moral of this fable: Death is inevitable and people who try to escape from it are brought even closer to their ultimate fate.

Pesci

'Il Pescatore' -Fabrizio De Andrè

'Il Pescatore' is known as one of the most popular De Andrè's songs. The song tells the story of an assassin who, after presumably breakout from a prison, is chased by two gendarmes.

In the midst of his escape, the assassin ends up on a beach, where he finds a fisherman "who had a wrinkle on his face, that looked kinda like a smile"(che aveva un solco lungo il viso, come una specie di sorriso).

Exhausted by hunger and thirst, he asks the fisherman for help who, without hesitation, offers him his own bread and wine.

De Andrè is telling us that the Fisherman feels compassionate towards the assassin and does not treat him like a criminal, but rather as a human being in need of help.

After eating and drinking, the man resumes his escape without looking back.

The gendarmes also arrive at the beach, asking the Fisherman if he had seen the murderer. At this point the song stops, repeating only that the Fisherman was there, with a who had a wrinkle on his face, that looked kinda like a smile."

Many interpretations suggest that the Fisherman is supposed to represent Jesus Christ or Saint Peter.

However, De Andrè is known for his anarchical ideas and for creating characters who often challenge the authorities. It is possible that the Fisherman was just sympathizing with the assassin.

Melone

'Pop Porno' - Il Genio

Controversial and Spicy, the song 'Pop Porno' is about a girl who complains about her partner who, around three o'clock in the morning, gets out of bed to watch X-rated movies broadcasted on TV.

She is hurt by his behavior, but in the melodic bridge that precedes the last refrain, the look of love that her man gives her makes the girl feel like a hot girl from those erotic movies (una donna un po'porno).

The whole refrain is based on a wordplay about the assonance between 'Pop Porno' and 'Po Porno', meaning 'A little bit porno'.

Ghiaccio

'Calma e Sangue Freddo'-Luca Dirisio

'Calma e Sangue Freddo' , literally 'calm and cold blood', describes a fairly common feeling that many people have experienced during their life: loneliness.

The protagonist of the song is a social misfit who's trying to find his own identity. During the song, he never asks for help, since in the past nobody answered to his call. (Busso e non risponde neanche un'anima).

He has nothing and He has no one. This situation led him to be perfectly aware of his loneliness and also to get used to it.

Sometimes this sense of invisibility in the eyes of society turns him into a hostile and unsociable person. However, the protagonist is not proud of the walls he erects through his harsh and aggressive behavior. (Mangio solo pane e cattiveria ormai E non è un buon motivo per esserne fiero).

Sometimes the protagonist also resorts to sheer violence in order to take justice in his own hands. (conscio di una brutta popolarità perchè a volte mi faccio giustizia da solo.).

Although the man knows he's going through life completely alone, he is convinced that the best way to survive this harsh fate requires to 'keep cool and stay collected' ( ci vuole calma e sangue freddo).

Formaggio

'Mangiafuoco' - Edoardo Bennato

'Mangiafuoco', literally 'fire-eater', is a reference to a fictional character and a secondary antagonist who appears in Claudio Collodi's book 'Le avventure di Pinocchio'.

In the original story, 'Mangiafuoco' is the theater director and puppet-master of the Great Marionette Theatre, portrayed as gruff and imposing, scary and vicious.

In this song, Bennato uses the character of Mangiafuoco as a metaphor to describe the malicious and manipulative nature of powerful leaders who pull the strings within society, and who see people from the poor class as their puppets. (Lui comanda e muove i fili).

Bennato warns listeners to be very careful not to let Mangiafuoco know that they do not have strings, because He's going to get them arrested or directly send them to the hospital. (ma se scopre che i fili non ce li hai, allora sono guai).

The absence of strings in some people can be interpreted as the need to not conform to social rules and to have their own independent thoughts.

Illuso

'Vanità di vanità'- Angelo Branduardi

The title 'Vanità di vanità' is a biblical reference to the Latin expression 'vanitas vanitatum'. The expression is often used to affirm the vanity of material goods and the foolishness of those who dedicate their life to obtain them.

This expression is a direct calque from the Latin sentence, despite having its origins in the Hebrew language. In Hebrew the word 'hebel' stands for nothingness, emptiness; the superlative form, therefore, could be translated as "absolute vanity" or even "perfect nothingness."

The lyrics tell an uncomfortable truth:" Se ora guardi allo specchio il tuo volto sereno, non immagini certo quel che un giorno sarà della tua vanità." (If you look in the mirror at your serene face, you can hardly imagine where your vanity will lead one day."

In other words, it is useless to spend time worrying about attaining and preserving wealth on earth, since death will come and all the efforts to pursue happiness through material objects will be in vain.

'Vanità di vanità' by Angelo Branduardi was also used in the soundtrack of the 1983 film `State buoni se potete' .

[sorbet-and-gelato]

It's been on my mind since you reblogged that post about 30+ year old characters- how old do you headcanon sorbet & gelato to be? Risotto is the head of La Squadra and he's 28, so I often wonder how old the rest of L.S. is (they give me the vibe that they're young adults but Sorbet & Gelato are more ambiguous to me)

as of now, i headcanon them both as 37 (in 1999) - but i have been considering making them a bit older? though only by a few years, probably. despite the fact that i've taken a liking to middle aged characters, i can't really picture anyone in la squadra being older than 40. probably because everyone in golden wind is so young, and i doubt araki intended any of them to be older than like... early 30s at the very most. sorbet and gelato certainly look older than the others though, unsure whether that was on purpose or not.

[diovstheworld]

La Squadra Shitposts #31

i’m coming back from my break from writing/the internet i guess(?) and why not come back with another one of these. i’m not gonna lie, i missed making these :,) so enjoy and hopefully i’ll be posting more soon :)

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[cm2tfemotd]

Todays Canon Male to Transfem Headcanon is Risotto Nero from Jojos Bizarre Adventures!

He is a genderfluid autistic transfem that uses he/they/she + neos!

[mink-place]

Heyy Can I request La Squadra as dads reacting to their kids being scared of their stand? Like they see their dad's stand/ abilities and it freaks them out at first

La Squadra as dads sounds really cute to me lol Thank you for your request, dear anon! Also, sorry if these are shorts.

La Squadra reacting to their children being scared of their stand.

Risotto Nero

Alright, now, the child may be scared of the ability of his stand, because literally Metallica is so FREAKING CUTE (and is inside Risotto's skin, so you kinda can't see it lol)

He won't use his stand anywhere near the child, he knows thar they're scared of it, and also he doesn't have the need to use it.

He'll explain the child that Metallica won't harm him or anyone (the second it's not true ofc).

“Carino/a, you shouldn't be scared of the little beans, they are harmless, okay?” he'll explain, but they still look terrified.

He, of course, doesn't want his children to be scared of his stand, so he'll try to asociate his stand with good things.

Risotto would probably use his stand on someone (on a mission) and create something he can later gift his child like “Metallica love you so much that they did this.”

The kid will slowly warm to Metallica, since their papa says that it is inoffensive.

Prosciutto

He's confused, why his children is afraid of something that is meant to protect them? Grateful Dead won't hurt them, at all.

Prosciutto tries to explain him that Grateful Death may look terrifying, but you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover.

And yeah, it may kill people, but dad doesn't do that, it's bad to hurt people.

“A stand isn't bad if you use it like you should, I don't harm anyone and neither does Grateful Death.”

If they keep scared of it, he'll try to make them forget about his stand not bringing it near the child.

Pesci

The first time he brings his stand out infront of his child, the kid runs for his life and hides, then Pesci notices that they are scared.

He spends some days trying to think about how to make his children feel safe around Beach Boy, and he has an idea.

Best papa Pesci goes with his child to a fishing trip, comparing the fishing rod with Beach Boy, with that the kid will assume that his stand is like a fishing rod, but like, exactly the same.

“That was a really good catch, dear! Look, now you shouldn't be scared of Beach Boy, it's just a fishing rod, alright?”

Formaggio

He's like the most chill dad of the world, but he can be a little cruel sometimes.

When he notices how scared his children is of Little Feet, he'll tease them, yeah, his stand isn't the most beautiful, but it isn't scary!

Now, for real, he doesn't want his children ti be scared of his stand, because he use it very often. So he'll play with him, like making a little kitchen, he'll shrink down food and they would play.

“Alright, if you want a little tomato, ask Little Feet, it won't bite you!” he jokes, his children starts to interact with the stand and both spend a great time together.

Illuso

“My stand isn't scary, it's amazing, have you ever visited private areas? It's like being invisible!” he'll try to make them warm up to the idea of doing things you can't outside the Mirror World.

He'll take him on trips on the Mirror World, parks, theme parks, zoo...

Illuso's going to make the Mirror World a safe space for his child, at first maybe they won't want to enter, but he'll make them saying things like “Well, now I have to travel alone! I really wanted to see all Italy with you, but since you don't want...” or things like that.

The child will love his stand, he is sure, just a little patience and effort to make his child have fun on the Mirror World.

Ghiaccio

Yeah, uhm, they better be afraid of White Album lol.

He's confused/pissed, why the hell are thwy afraid of his stand? He didn't do anything! It's not like they have a trauma with ice! Or maybe they have?

They'll have to tell him the reasons of being scared of White Album, and then he will reason with them of why they SHOULDN'T be scared.

He can carry them while skating once in a while! It's fun, even if he gets tired.

He really tries to be a good father.

Melone

“Why are you scared? Did I do something, dear? I swear Baby Face is like a little butterfly, it's harmless.” he'll try to convince them with words.

If it doesn't help he may try to make them play with the son of Baby Face, one that isn't bad or mean, he wants his child to have a good time with it.

If they still doesn't like Baby Face, he'll probably stop using his stand around them, but will make little remarks that it's alright to feel scared, but his stand isn't bad!

Again, I did this before going to sleep, hope it's okay!

[bovine-providence]

La Squadra’s Family Ties: Risotto

Aunt: Mariah

As a child, Risotto was mostly kept away from his aunt Mariah; she was considered a bad influence by the adults in his youth, since she drank, smoked, and kept unsavory company

She wasn’t very nice either, and would use the kids in the family to run errands for her, or tease them out of boredom

Young Ris kept away from her, preferring to hang out with his cousin on his dad’s side to have an excuse to be far away from his cruel aunt

The one “positive” was when she sometimes ‘entertained’ him when it was just the two of them; Mariah would use her stand on unsuspecting victims, and she would bring Ris with her to watch the effects of her stand

When he was much younger, Ris would be used to lure the victims in; once he got older, the boy found excuses not to accompany his aunt

When Mariah abruptly left for her latest lover, a man named Dio, the family breathed a collective sigh of relief

After that, Ris doesn’t hear much from or about her (not that he complains)

[changeling-after-dark]

Kinky Sub HCs about Bruno, Risotto, and Abbacchio

Listen most of the men I write are gonna be subs 🤷 needs to be more common!

Bruno

Altocalciphilia, aka High Heels Fetish

Bruno loves to see his partner wearing high heels and standing over him in them. Pair his favorite heels with long stockings and he’ll be putty beneath your feet.

Will buy you a new pair of heels at any opportunity and worship you if you allow him to put them on you! He kiss up your legs lovingly as he slides it on your stocking covered foot. If you’re into it he might even ask you to step on him.

Underwear, Especially Lace

He has no self control when it comes to buying himself a new set and will melt like butter if you compliment it. He wants to look pretty for you and bask under your attention. You’ll find expensive sets in his closet that he bought just to please you.

He adores each and every lingerie set he’s bought and takes special care of them after play. Though he can’t deny how thrilling it is when you rip through his sets and set upon him like a starved beast. Some nights he’s so close to just begging you to rip everything off him and take him hard.

Praise

One way to make Bruno weak in the knees is shower him in praise. Tell him how good he is, how beautiful he looks, how addicting his every move is, and you’ll have the most loyal submissive on the planet. He soaks up praise like a plant soaks up sun and he never grows tired of hearing it from your lips.

Any variation of good boy, that he’s doing an amazing job, or how good he feels just makes him pant for more. He’ll be desperate for every inch of you and beg so beautifully for more. You could probably drive him to release with praise alone.

Phrases that Drive Him Wild!

“You look divine wrapped so desperately around me.”

“God Bruno you always sound so beautiful when I ride you like this.”

“You always take me so well Bruno”

“Bruno you don’t know what you do to me my love.”

“My pretty little whore.”

Risotto

Hematolagnia, aka Blood Kink

To Risotto it doesn’t matter if it’s his partners blood or his own but he loves to see it. It fuels him in every carnal aspect when he sees beautiful skin smeared with blood.

He loves the feeling as you drag the blade across his skin drawing blood, and falls deeper as you smear it against your lips. Seeing his blood on your skin will make him beg and plead even harder for you.

Dirty Talk Mixed with Degradation

He loves to head how much you’re enjoying him in every dirty and lustful detail you can conjure. Tell him how every inch brings you closer to heaven and hell, or how how you’re going to milk him dry.

Mix in degradation and he’ll drive into you even harder as you excite him further with your words. It’ll almost make him competitive to prove your words wrong as they ignite his blood on fire.

Exhibitionism

Offer to have him take you in his office, secluded areas in public, or in a darkened alley. Even a teasing whisper of exhibitionism will have him hard and aching. He’s always desperate for you in public and in private.

Offer to dominate him in public, how you’ll show everyone his true nature as you bring him to heel. Tease him with how you’ll have his team watch as their Capo becomes your sub so willingly. He wants to keep it a fantasy but even the simple fantasy fuels his libido.

Phrases that Drive Him Wild!

“Maybe I’ll fuck you into this mattress so hard you’ll be limping all week doll, maybe I’ll waltz you along like a trophy in front of your team”

“Are you going to be a good boy for me Risotto or do I need to get the knives.”

“How’s it feel to be fucking useless under my touch Risotto, hmm? How’s it feel to cry out as I fuck you into sweet oblivion.”

“You look so pretty smeared in blood, good boy.”

Abbacchio

Marking

Abbacchio while stubborn loves to be marked by his partner in any place possible. His pale skin easily shows hickeys, bruises, and love-bites.

He’ll bitch about you marking him in an obvious place that shows through his coat but he loves it. When he sees the marks you left upon him it’s a reminder of who he belongs to. He might grumble but in the moment he’ll beg you for every hickey and bruise you bestow upon him.

Degradation

He feels desperate to be used and wants that to be reflected in the words you whisper to him. He’ll revel in every word of degradation you utter from that pretty mouth of yours. He wants to feel used by you, a doll for your pleasure.

One way to really get under his skin is to lean to him in public and whisper something vile to him. He’ll appear annoyed on the surface but his eyes will tell you a different story. Maybe he’d drag you into an empty bathroom afterwards ;).

Shibari

Abbacchio loves to feel beautiful and when you tie him up in all kinds of rope he truly feels gorgeous. Under your steady and nimble hands he knows you’ll make him into a truly stunning piece of art.

He especially loves to feel helpless before your will as he’s tied, and it leaves him breathless as you use him. He wants you to use him to the fullest extent as he writhes with pleasure against his bonds.

Phrases that Drive Him Wild!

“You like the way I use you like a cock sleeve whore?”

“Get on your knees and sob for me my love, you know how beautiful you look crying.”

“You look so desperate with that look in your eyes”

“Look at you strung up so sweetly for my pleasure and aching so deeply for me like a good little whore.”