#risotto hcs

[diovstheworld]

Risotto and Fashion!

again, the same as the prosciutto and formaggio posts! i have to say, this post has been one of my favourites so far and he’s been so fun to search for outfits for since his style is something i feel more comfortable choosing outfits for.

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Balmain

honestly, i love all of these. risotto in that oversized striped sweater would be so 💞💞. i kind of feel like when i see leather or stripes in all these fashion brands i look at i associate them with risotto but i think he would look so good in these. i don’t have much else to say yet again just like all these fashion posts but i think i started off with some strong choices lmaooo. anyway, here’s the outfits:

Gucci

okay so i wanna start off by saying i don’t necessarily think he would wear these but i do think he would look real good in them. i think he’d look real good in a suit in general tbh. especially wearing gloves omg 😭💗 moodboard time!:

Saint Laurent:

i already said this before but i feel like when i see leather in these outfits i immediately associate it with risotto but he would look sooooo good in that black lace up leather shirt oh my 😭💞 honestly, picturing him in all of these outfits makes me 💕💞💗💓💖 anndddd the moodboard:

Versace

okay i was actually looking for outfit inspiration for myself when i stumbled across some of these collections and oh my god i just had to include them. that striped sweater with the safety pin necklace? oml risotto in that 💗💗💗💗 overall, i kinda struggled with versace after the first couple of images because all the stuff i was seeing was i dunno a bit too bling i guess and i don’t think it would be something i could see risotto in lmaoooo. anyway here’s the moodboard!:

Alexander McQueen

this is another one where i don’t think risotto would necessarily wear all of these but he would look really good in them. i can picture him wearing the outfits with the leather jackets though. he’s definitely a guy who owns his fair share of leather jackets lmaooo. also imagine him in that pinstripe suit 😭💕 okay anyway here’s the moodboard so you can all see what i’m talking about (i should really put the boards first before i start talking ahhh):

Moschino

god there was sooo many i found for him when looking at these outfits and i love all of them so much. but i limited myself and chose 6 again. honestly i don’t even have a favourite out of these because i love them all so much and he would look amazing in them all 😭💗 here’s the moodboard!:

if you read this whole thing, thank you again. i think this one was a bit shorter than the other two but i’ve been coming back and forth from this draft so much that i thought it was about time i posted it. hopefully the next one of these i post will be illuso! i have started on it so it should come soon :)

[dgaftilwedie]

i think that risotto always wears his silly little hat. even if it doesn't fit his outfit or it's the middle of the summer, he still wesrs it. he goes to the beach in it. he falls asleep in it. he only takes it off to shower, and it goes back on the minute his hair is dry. he may be a mafioso pushin' 30 but that hat is his fucking comfort item and he's rarely seen without it.

[lemonflavoreddishsoap]

Can I request La Squadra x S/O who's taller than them? Thank you.

yes you caaaaaan! Sorry if these are, ironically, shorter HCs.

jsyk i write this with the opinion that Risotto is by far the tallest

------------------------------------------------- La Squadra with an S/O who's taller than them!

Formaggio

"Well yea, it's easy to be taller than me, heh" *insert shrinking...noises?*

The taller the S/O, the more inclined he feels to shrink himself and ride on your shoulder. Get used to it.

Bro gets on his tippy toes to kiss you. he doesn't even have to but he still does. It's kind of cute?

Illuso

"No you're not."

Unless you're taller than him by like. A foot or some shit. He is adamant you two are at least the same height.

He doesn't bring it up unless you do but...he subtly tries to make himself seem taller. It's so fucking petty, you decide if it's annoying or charming :/

Prosciutto

"Alright, and?"

He probably cares the least about your height. Sure, you're taller than him. So what? Unless his head is at like. boob level 24/7 or something somehow, he doesn't care.

Unless you bring it up, or poke fun at him being shorter. You better think his glares are sexy 'cause....

If you're tall enough for it to matter, he'll do the "pulling you by the collar into a kiss" thing

Pesci

"Being near you...feels so secure...."

He loves it!!!! When you hug him it feels like you're completely surrounding him...like, not literally, but the idea is so comforting!

I was going to say you should rest your chin on top of his head but...um...how sturdy is his hair?

If you're happy with your height, he'll bring it up a lot when he compliments you.

Melone

"DI MOLTO"

"Is your whole family like that?"

Excited to know if it's something that runs strong in your genetics. No particular reason. Trust me.

Like Pesci, he doesn't have any issues with having a taller s/o. It's just another lovely aspect about you <3

Ghiaccio

"Okay fine, I get it! For fucks sake!"

This poor guy. To be honest, he really doesn't care that you're taller than him, he thinks its fine. But people won't leave him alone about it

Yeah he's an "angry little gremlin thing" but they gotta stop dragging his s/o into it...it kind of sours the height difference a little.

But like I said, he really doesn't have any issues with it. If you can get past how much the comments annoy him, you can probably see how much he likes your chin on top of his head, or how you look so slightly down on him when your faces are so close....gah sorry what was i doing-

Risotto

"Be nice. They're are not scary."

yes you are. my lactose intolerant ass envies you. what the actual fuck.

I guess that's a pro about him being with someone taller than him, that he can't intimidate his s/o with his height? That's not to imply that he's intimidated by you though!!

Unless people are causing a fuss about it though, Risotto doesn't mind your height. I don't think physical appearance means much when it comes to partners to him? Just my personal feeling.

[return-of-a-space-cowboy]

Yandere alphabet: Risotto

Affection — how do they show their love and affection? 

Risotto, despite his rough exterior is quite fond of physical affection. Not a fan of PDA, does not show his feelings Infront of others but once it's just darling and him he's caressing and cuddling them. Not the best at explaining his feeling in words but makes up for it with his actions.

Blood — how messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

Risotto is a hardened assassin, killing is not an issue to him. However he also has the sense to not use it as his only response. He has mafia connections, he's a Capo after all. He can pull a few strings if he feels that killing isn't appropriate for the situation.

Cruelty —  how would they treat their darling once abducted? 

It's all dependent on Darlings response. They're defiant, he's going to react accordingly. Sure they'll fear him but it's a necessary evil in his eyes if he's going to keep them.

If they're compliant he'll still be on alert, it could be a rouse to earn his trust and escape. He's watching their every move and remaining close whenever possible, even if they aren't aware.

Darling — aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

Risotto's willing to keep darling chained up if they're causing trouble. Perhaps even using his stand to cut them a little if they're being particularly painful.

Exposed — how vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

He doesn't want to admit it but if his darling ever got in trouble he'd be absolutely exposed. He might be a skilled assassin but he can help but worry about worst case scenarios. Situations where he would be powerless.

Fight — how would they feel if their darling fought back?

He's not entirely against resistance, he does get a twisted kick out of seeing darling try. Bad habit he's picked up from the job.

Game — is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

He likes to see them try. When they think he's gone he'll watch them hopelessly attempt to unchain themself. Perhaps if he feels inclined he'll use his stand to free them. Thinking they are free they'll rush to the door but he's quick to stop them and reveal himself.

Watching that light in their eyes fade as he stops them will never not amuse him.

Hell — what would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

Definitely if he used his stand on them (much like he did on Doppio, of course with more restraint as he's not intending to kill them). Darling is left on the ground begging and pleading for him to stop, molding in his hand like putty.

Ideals — what kind of future do they have in mind for their darling?

He wants to have a somewhat normal life. Earn enough to no longer rely on Passione and have his attention purely on darling. Perhaps a nice countryside home. Children are a consideration, but he worries he wouldn't be a good parent.

Just a quaint life with his darling.

Jealousy — do they get jealous? How do they handle it?

Another thing he hates to admit is his Jealousy, he'll always justify it as protection but even the smallest things will make him jealous.

Kisses — how do they act around or with their darling?

In the presence of others he seems indifferent, only those close to him will see the signs. In private he's stoic persona fades. He shows his emotions more around them.

Love letters — how would they go about approaching their darling?

He mostly watches, trying not to initiate a proper relationship until he feels safe to do so, still he will try to keep it a secretive as possible in fears he could put them in danger.

Mask — are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

He becomes more openly affectionate when it is just the two of them.

Naughty — how would they punish their darling?

Yes he would, mostly it's restraint but he will use his stand if he deems it necessary.

Oppression — how many rights would they take away from their darling?

He's willing to lock darling up and restrain them but that's mostly it.

Patience — how patient are they with their darling?

He has patience. He can wait as long as it it take for everything to fall in place.

Quite — if their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

He wouldn't, he'd do whatever it takes if darling did somehow escape, he'll get them back one way or another.

If they die he'll end up a mess, it's just as bad as when he lost his cousin. He blames himself wether it was directly him or not.

Regret — would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? 

He does, he knows it isn't normal but in his position he feels it's the only real option for him.

Stigma — what brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

Part of it definitely stems from his cousin's death, that feeling of helplessness still haunts him from not being able to save them. His profession also isolates him from others, knowing very well that anyone could be a threat. So when he does fall for someone he tries his best to protect them.

Tears — how do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

He tries his best to calm them.if he can, he tries to assure them that this is for their safety, there are people who will kill them given the chance.

Unique — would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

Definitely the contrast. He can be a really terrifying individual but if given the opportunity you'll end up seeing a much softer person underneath.

Vice — what weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

Definitely having his feeling reciprocated. It's not evident at first but wear down his concerns and he will eventually let his guard down enough to exploit.

Wit’s end — would they ever hurt their darling?

He would If he deems it necessary to prove a point to darling.

Xoanon — how much would they revere or worship their darling? 

Oh after awhile he'll show just how enamored with darling he is, given an opportunity he'll tell darling all the little things about them that make him adore them all while holding them close.

Yearn — how long do they pine after their darling before they snap?1

Roughly a year

Zenith — would they ever break their darling?

I wouldn't put it past him if darling is rebellious.

[jellyluchi]

No no no please tell us more about the la squadra swim team au. Science purposes of course

This has been sitting in my drafts for literal YEARS and I wanted to post it, originally was supposed to have all the members but I lost my ideas.

La Squadra x Reader; Swim Team AU

A/N: I'm so sorry for taking this long to answer but I wanted to take my time with this ask because I really do love this AU and I was busy. Thank you to my friends for some help (since most I know of swim teams is from fuckin Free! Iwatobi Swim Club LOL) Hehe science purposes huh 😏 Sorry there's no smut in this one but I wanted to rule out the setting for the AU!

You work at your local Passione Sporting Club, a place where many a professional athletes have trained to become who they are today. And while there are various sporting facilities available, you are in charge of taking care of a specific swim team, La Squadra. The formation of the team, as you learned when you first joined, happened several years ago as seven children banded together as friends to support each other's swimming careers. And you are happy to help them on their journey. As you know, there are 4 main styles of swimming; butterfly, backstroke, breaststroke, and freestyle. Medleys usually take place in that order.

Sorbet & Gelato:

Not swimmers. They're actually coaches for the other swimmers who come to Passione Sporting Club. They've been here for 10 almost 20 years watching the rest of the group who now call themselves "La Squadra" grow athletically and professionally. They were previously in the national Italian swim team as medley racers respectively. They were most fond of relay races as they loved the team work shared between team mates when doing such a race. They only teach adult swimmers but it didn't stop them from noticing younger members of La Squadra practicing in the swimming pools. The passion they saw in some of the members let them know how far they would go. You, as the team's manager, have a good professional relationship with them. However, it doesn't stop Gelato from flirting with you sometimes, surprising you considering you know he has been with Sorbet for a long time. Even more surprising that Sorbet doesn't seem fazed and is receptive to the idea. They sometimes joke about teaching you to swim as well.

Sorbet first met Gelato when he joined the local swimming club of his childhood. They became fast friends and rivals, always trying to outrace each other. Sorbet had goals of reaching the Olympics since he was a child and with Gelato's support he made it together with him. His favorite style is the front crawl which he is most comfortable with. He's proudest win was a front crawl 100m competition where he got gold.

Gelato started swimming as a hobby. He never envisioned himself as an Olympic swimmer. But when he saw Sorbet's resolve to make it, he got inspired and made it his goal to reach the Olympics with his boyfriend. His favorite style is the breaststroke and his proudest win was the a 50m backstroke competition where he got silver since it's his weakest style.

Risotto:

When Risotto was a child living in Sicily, his cousin often went swimming in the sea with him which is where he first learned. Ever since then, he'd known what career he'd like to go to once he grows up. And so, he took a swimming scholarship to college and during his pre-teens he joined Passione Sporting Club to train for his future career. Everyone knows him as a backstroke master and you can see why when you notice his immaculate back muscles during training. While he's good at the other styles, he's much faster using the backstroke. His proudest moment was winning a national competition of 100m men's backstroke where he won gold. You know he was one of the original members of "La Squadra" the other two being Formaggio and Prosciutto when those three decided to start the club. He's the most cooperative with you when it comes to competitions. As the manager, one of your duties is to rule out social and athletic events that the members will attend and he's always receptive to the competitions you tell him will be good for his career. He's not the most communicative so you have to weed out some of thoughts and feelings on the matter. Because of your friendly nature, you two share a close bond as you help him train and often see him swim way past closing. It's a secret between you two that you cherish deeply. There have been some times where he offered you to swim with him.

Risotto favors free style swimming the most but his muscle development on his upper body has made him a good breaststroke user which makes him much faster than the front crawl

Out of all competitions, he loves swimming medley relays the most. He gathers the medley participants (usually other la squadra members) to give a motivating speech and cheers the loudest when he's not swimming with them. He may not show it, but he is highly competitive and likes being challenged in the pool.

Prosciutto:

As one of the founding members of the original team, Prosciutto regards La Squadra with lots of pride. As a child he had no passion for swimming but after joining the Passione Sporting Club with a mild interest, he was quickly swept away into practice. He realized as a child that swimming allowed him a way to focus his energy and determination. He's not one to half-ass anything and swimming was no different. Eventually, he started feeling a connection to swimming after exercising out all his stress through the activity and finding a love for the activity like no other. Members like Risotto and Formaggio were inspiring to him even if he didn't admit it verbally, he showed up to practice with the two everyday, determined to be like them. He's one of the more difficult members to get along with. At first, it seems he has almost nothing to tell you except talk about his career goals and about helping other team members (namely Pesci). But eventually, your conversations turned more casual and you got to see a side of him that is much more friendly. Sometimes, he would smile towards you from the pool and you noticed that he doesn't ever miss the opportunity to show you his gratitude as their manager. Communicating that it's a difficult job and that he's glad a person like you is able to keep track of all the members and how much he appreciates your organization. You can't lie that his words are some of the only things that makes the job worth it.

Prosciutto is the only member with no preference towards style. While he was developing his swimming skills, he decided to pay hone each style so he would not be lacking in any area. While that doesn't make him a specialist, it gives him more options in competitions.

He rather enjoys individual competitions and loves competing against the other members. Whenever Formaggio dares him for a casual friendly race, he never backs down, treating it as a real race. The other members get a kick out of him taking everything a bit too seriously.

Pesci:

Swimming is as easy to him as breathing. Growing up with a fishing family by the sea, Pesci was accustomed to swimming from an extremely early age. It was sheer passion of swimming among the fish that kept him going but it was largely a hobby. He joined Passione Sporting Club as a teen, to keep up his swimming skills during high school but quickly met Prosciutto who inspired him to no end. Prosciutto once praised his style and speed saying he could make it to the nationals if he tried, maybe even the Olympics and from that moment he decided to join La Squadra and make both himself and the team proud. He's the most amicable out of anyone else in the team and since the moment you two met you'd become easy friends. At first he was a bit shy to talk to you but he caught your eye a couple of times during swim practices and it made his heart soar just a little every time you waved with a smile. Eventually, that got him talking to you and you noticed he started being more specific about his goals and ambitions for his swimming career. You quickly picked up the potential that Prosciutto always talked about regarding Pesci, truly, he was a gifted swimmer but his hard work pays off the most.

Pesci loves the butterfly stroke above all else. It's the first stroke he learned from a family member and honed his skills until it became his strongest. It gave him the biceps that he now shows off sometimes. He's pretty agile with the stroke as well but he doesn't cower from competing in other styles.

Pesci is another member who loves team sports and gets the most excited for medley relays with his team. Prosciutto and Risotto motivate him the most before the races and he's always the first to arrive out of excitement of having the team together. But most of all, he loves to hang out together with the team to celebrate afterwards.

[abbacchiosbelt]

any risotto hcs?

these aren't gonna be formal but;

his natural hair color is a deep, raven black but when he passed polpo's test and received metallica, it turned shock white

he has a lethal amount of stamina and endurance. while he's obviously strong, his capacity to go for a seemingly endless amount of time is what really makes him scary (for his targets, at least 😈)

black coffee only and VERY picky about it

before he settled on the hat, risotto tried several other accessories that had his name engraved into them (a gaudy belt, a slightly more tasteful bracelet, a necklace a la prosciutto

does his own dermal piercings in various places on his body for fun and closes them back up with metallica when he wants a change

[industriallyinsecure]

Hi ! I hipe you have a amazing day! Could we get some La Squadra first kiss headcanons and general places they like to kiss their s/o :)))

Absolutely you can!!!!!

Tw: some of them a a bit saucy

Very shy and will almost never initiate a kiss. He asks for kisses by gently bumping his nose against yours and resting his forehead on you. He hardly makes any noise, just a soft peck is fine with him. But his favorite thing to do is to suck and nibble on your lower lip. He likes to worry his teeth into the soft flesh and stare longingly into your eyes (it’s a bit uncomfortable since he’s so incredibly close).

Your first kiss is most likely initiated by you. He’s so terribly afraid of overstepping a boundary that he’ll never, ever make a move unless he’s completely 100% certain it won’t make you uncomfortable. You probably grab the golden baubles of his hat out of frustration and yank his face to yours. His face flushes and he’s wide eyed, but quickly reciprocates. Probably a bit upset when you pull away and most likely has to hide his pout. You won’t get anything coherent or productive out of him for the rest of the day, he’s still in shock. Better kiss him again to see if it’ll cancel it out (it won’t).

He likes to kiss your cheeks. And not just little pecks either. He likes to press his entire face into your cheek. His face is cold and his nose is pointy, but it’s still cute. When he pulls away, his entire face is as red as his glasses and he tells you to think nothing of it.

Your first kiss is most definitely on his terms. He’s so hot and cold (heh) about everything that it’s hard to tell when you have the go ahead. It’ll be sudden and quick, just how you’d expect one of his hits to go. You might think he’s trying to headbutt you with how quickly he dives in. He does accidentally bonk his nose to yours, but that just makes it even more endearing.

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Jk, Melone would never kiss you without your consent. He can be touchy, but he’ll never overstep a boundary. That being said, it’s all over once you’re comfortable with kissing him. I’m talking all the time. On the cheek, on the nose, on your lips, on your temple, on top of your head, etc.. overall a very doting lover.

You have to be the one to kiss him first. As stated before, he won’t overstep boundaries in a relationship. So much so that he never makes the first move. Your first kiss is probably during a crappy movie you found on dvd, snuggled up together on the couch and more focused on each other than the dialogue. You catch his gaze, leaning your head against his shoulder. It makes him sigh softly, but before he can rest his head on yours, you steal a kiss. You can practically hear the gears in his head turning before he breaks out into a wild grin, pouncing on you to pepper your face in little kisses.

His preferred places to kiss you are your forehead and nose (aside from your lips obviously). He’s the type to stare at your lips before and after kissing you, and you can sort of tell that he’s holding himself back from sucking your entire face off. One of the noisiest mf kissers in the world. He absolutely makes the ‘mwah’ noise after every kiss

Prosciutto is most likely the one to initiate the first kiss. It’s probably a classic “walking you to the door” kiss goodnight/farewell. It’s short and sweet, with lots of soft words and murmurings that make you feel safe and secure. He holds your hands gingerly, leaning in to press a feather light kiss to the tip of your nose and then a brief and sudden kiss to your lips. It’s so quick you don’t have time to reciprocate or process it, he’s already bidding you goodnight and pressing a dainty kiss to the back of your hand.

Pesci likes to kiss the apples of your cheeks when you smile. He’s very shy and prefers little pecks rather than full on kissing.

You have to make the first move. Even with all of Prosciutto’s teaching and coaching, Pesci is too shy to initiate anything. He works up the courage several times, but if you tease him he’ll quickly blush and turn away. You just have to plant a fat kiss on him and watch as he stands there flabbergasted.

Illuso likes to nibble on your earlobe and kiss your neck like he’s a starved animal. He’s a sloppy kisser and uses more tongue than is socially acceptable. He likes to corner you anime-style, with an arm above your head and everything.

Your first kiss was probably him pulling you halfway into the mirror and planting a big, fat kiss on you. Grabbing the collar of your shirt without notice and promptly disappearing through his mirror, laughing to himself as he goes.

Formaggio

Honestly just takes what he can get. He has extremely sloppy kisses and no technique. Pure vibes, man. He doesn’t care to improve either. Most of your time with him is spent fending him off from kissing you in front of his team or your friends.

Your first kiss was definitely accidental. He probably fell on top of you or vice versa, leading to a very uncomfortable smacking of your faces and lips together. He kind of laughs to himself and shrugs, asking if you liked it. Any way you answer, he’ll just laugh it off and promise that “there’s more where that came from”. Absolute dork behavior.

Gelato is the biggest kisser of the three of you. He gives both you and sorbet big smackaroos on your cheeks. Sorbet is very withholding and only gives you kisses occasionally.

Your first kiss with them was probably a simultaneous cheek kiss goodnight with little to no elaboration. It’s quick, sudden, and surprising(just like all of their hits). They both promptly leave you alone to stand in shock at what just happened.

[silly-l1ttle-guy]

Risotto's hair is naturally purple like how it is in the manga, but he dyes it grey cuz he likes having lighter hair

Emo ass mf. His hair is gonna fall out at the rate he's going. It's probably thin as fuck too

[aplliwrites]

|◁ II RISOTTO HATES TIK TOK II ▷|

Just a silly head canon that fits him tbqh. All in good fun. Don’t take this too seriously.

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He hates Tik Tok so much because he HATES mainstream stuff, but also because of the way they treat anything alternative over there. “They rip the soul and passion from it! They turn it into a trend that dies in a month! Tik Tok is a plague on society!” He says, banging his fists on the table.

Risotto is one of those metal fans that HATES nu metal. “Tik tok metal,” he calls it. Little does he know, he listens to nu metal bands.

He never installed Tik Tok or any other social media, so when he found out Metallica had been taken over by Eddie Munson fans it broke his fucking heart. He now HATES Stranger Things AND Eddie Munson. Don’t tell him you like Stranger Things. He will give you the stink eye.

He also HATES modern pop punk (understandable honestly). To him, it’s just a mockery of actual pop punk. To him, it’s Tik Tok men have never struggled in their lives complaining about how shitty their ex is. And to him, all pop punk fans are 14-17 year old e-girls that trend surf and think black eye liner is goth. “It’s all so corporate,” he says, “no feeling, no meaning. Just some relatable words and bad notes meant to make money.” He became a devoted Christian to pray away Machine Gun Kelly and his fans from the alternative music community.

He doesn’t listen to a lot of goth music and isn’t very submerged in the goth community, but he’s so aggressive about Wednesday and people that like it. He hasn’t even watched it!! “I don’t need to watch it to know it’s mainstream crap!” He says.

The rest of La Squadra thinks it’s hilarious the way he gets so heated. Except Ghiaccio. He’s not even alternative, but he’s a hater. He loves hating on everyone and everything, but especially popular things AND Gen z.

Illuso purposely alerts Risotto when there’s new drama on the Tik Tok alt community. He frames it as concern and awareness, but we all know he does it because he thinks it’s funny seeing Risotto so pissed off over something so small.

Prosciutto thinks it’s pathetic. He admires Risotto for his strength, his stoicism, and his level head. Risotto is the leader of la fucking squadra di esecuzione, yet cannot handle some people he will never meet enjoying something that isn’t hurting anyone.

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[ashymations]

Jotaro, come get your niece damn it, she needs saving again.

[cm2tfemotd]

Todays Canon Male to Transfem Headcanon is Risotto Nero from Jojos Bizarre Adventures!

He is a genderfluid autistic transfem that uses he/they/she + neos!

[diovstheworld]

La Squadra Shitposts #31

i’m coming back from my break from writing/the internet i guess(?) and why not come back with another one of these. i’m not gonna lie, i missed making these :,) so enjoy and hopefully i’ll be posting more soon :)

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[clochanamarc]

smth so fondly loving about the idea of aisling and the kids and the squad having dinner together with your muse tho? cooking together and eating and laughing and sharing stories and banter and arguments, the way they all fall into unison, the way that food is a fundamental love language in the jones family bc the massive family feast is as meaningful and beloved as the quiet comfort of a grilled cheese and a mug of tomato soup shared at 2 in the morning.

[rae-reblogs]

me when risotto says "picciotta":

me when pesci:

HCS-La squadra gives you a petname (Fem!)

(Italian edition)

Risotto

Ragazza - "Ascolta ragazza, questi sono gli ordini"

If He is not calling you by your gang name, it will just refers to you as "ragazza" (girl). He is the Capo after all.

Picciotta- "ricorda picciotta, Geniu fa biddizza."

Sometimes he will call you picciotta (Sicilian dialect for ' young girl') , which is much more affectionate. He would definitely mean you're getting closer.

Prosciutto

Ragazzina- "Presta attenzione, ragazzina"

Meaning "little girl" but more paternalistic than affectionate. It's easy to get on his nerves. He will definitely call you 'ragazzina' to recall your attention, maybe followed by a snap of his fingers.

"Signorina"- "Ascoltami bene, signorina."

Alternative "signorinella". No, it's not using it to charme you like Cesar Zeppeli would. Quite the opposite, He's probably reproaching you for something you did. This expression is straight up "patronizing", perfect for his lectures.

Mocciosa- "Cosa credevi fare?! Stupida Mocciosa."

If you piss him off, He's going to call you 'mocciosa'. It's probably the last stage before he can start with curses. i wouldn't cross that thin line if I were you.

Bimba- "Brava la mia bimba"

Wow. You actually did a pretty good job if he calls you " bimba" (little girl). This term is definetly affectionate. He wouldn't use it in front of the others. Call him 'papino' and he will definitely laugh it off. Don't do it in front of other teammates if you don't want a slap. Besides, you'll be back to "mocciosa".

The worst he could call you is a huge classic of the italian culture:

"Puttana."

(you gotta be in pretty big trouble if he resorted to this)

Ghiaccio

Zia- "Zia, spicciati."

He usually calls you by your gang name. However, If you're not annoying him and pretty much collaborative he would call you "Zia" (sis), which is probably shorter than your nickname. If he calls you that, it's definitely trying to stay friendly.

If you piss him off for whatever reasons, He will straight go for:

"Stronza del cazzo"

"Succhiacazzi"

"BRUTTA TROIA"

Melone

"Dolcezza"- "Che segno sei, dolcezza?"

Don't fall for that. Melone is constantly pandering you, calling you "sweety" just to get any kind of info. He's definitely flirty tho.

"Tesoro"- "Andiamo tesoro, ci aspetta del lavoro da fare"

He would constantly call you "tesoro" (darling), also shortened in "Tesó". At least he's very collaborative and sweet during missions. If you piss him off, he'll just go back to your gang name, trying to put you back in your place. You swear you heard him calling you by your real name once.

Formaggio

"Bellezza" - "Hey bellezza, ci facciamo un giretto?"

"Bambola" - "Dove vai questa sera, bambola?"

All these expressions, "bellezza" (beauty) and "bambola" (doll), aren't typically italian, they are taken from the Italian dub of American movies. Formaggio uses them to be flirty cause of course he thinks you're cute. However, during missions he will use your Gangstar name. Piss him off and he will resort to the italian classic mentioned before:

"Puttana"

Illuso

"puttanella"- "Che cosa ti avevo detto, puttanella?"

He was never nice in the first place btw. If he calls you "puttanella" (Little slut) he's definitely trying to hit a nerve. Illuso definitely want to tease you just to see you snap at any moment. In the end, the "puttanella" would become a rather affectionate term.

Pesci

"Fra'"

Short version of "Fratello" (brother). however, this contraction is pretty much gender neutral. Pesci is a sweet and genuine boy. Your bonding is strong and he likes to refers to you as his sister or just someone who's close.

Alternative expressions:

"Zia"

"Uagliò"

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👅  —  taste the rainbow! 

a headcanon about a favourite and/or least favourite meal.

His favorite meal is vegetable risotto - especially when it's made from fresh vegetables from Hateno. He and his sister could always agree on it, so it was often the meal his mother made for them when they were kids. It's the only recipe of hers that he remembers and can make taste the exact same as she made it. He makes it often enough and he never tires of it.

Least favorite is anything icy - he hates icy food, with the only exception being ice cream (shh, i know it was just a glitch in botw but i'm counting it). Then of course there's the dubious meals he sometimes makes - he'll still eat them because it's still, y'know, food. He just has Regrets™ about it.

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hi its me, i LOOVEEE the way you've characterised everyone in DK and it makes me wonder how many HCs you have for them all????? because theyre so unique down to the littlest of details, like Formaggio liking Smashmouth and Ghiaccio preffering Warhammer over DnD! i want to hear ur headcannons. share them with the class

hello again !!!! i will share !

I've got... a LOT. so i'll put them under cut!

La Squadra Headcanons!

Risotto HCs:

Started the hitman team at age 21 in 1994.

- Lived with his Aunt and Uncle growing up because his Catholic parents thought he was a 'bad omen'.

- Started a band with his cousin when they were around ten or eleven, stopped playing instruments after his cousin died.

- Was technically 'kidnapped' by Passione after killing the man who hit his cousin, emotionally manipulated under the guise that the organisation had 'saved' him from being sent to prison. This is one of the reasons he turned traitor.

- Likes writing poetry and short stories; particularly graphic, gory horror stories. When he was younger, he had wanted to be an author. Nowwadays he can't really see a future for himself.

- Keeps one of those diaries where when you input the code a song plays and it opens.

The song he chose is Enter Sandman, by Metallica. It's his favourite because it reminds him of himself, but if anyone asks him his favourite song he'll say something obscure like Creeping Death because he doesn't want to be seen as some basic poser.

- Forced Prosciutto to listen to The Grateful Dead.

- He's normally quite cordial with his workspace; the Hideout and his office are clean and proper, but his bedroom is extremely messy. It's his own space, so he lets it get tatty because he doesn't want to associate it with the stress of work.

- Has a really bad posture because he always has to hunch over to do paperwork.

- He's always quiet, not because he's mysterious and cool but because he was very isolated as a teenager and has ZERO social skills - he's always scared he'll mess up and say something weird, so he's very reserved.

In turn, he's created a sort of 'Boogeyman of Passione' name for himself. He's learnt to embrace his timid nature.

- The bells on his coxcomb are a test of stealth for himself. When you put a bell on a cat, it learns to hunt without ringing it; he's done the same.

On the contrary, though, it's not uncommon to hear jangling inside the hideout as he goes about his business because he doesn't feel the need to conceal himself within the presence of his teammates.

- Had anaemia growing up, was shot with the arrow and obtained Metallica; it cured his anaemia, but then he developed haemochromatosis - which is a result of too much iron building up in the blood over a prolonged period of time.

Since Metallica is his stand, his case of haemochromatosis isn't too severe and the symptoms aren't bad. It doesn't affect his work too much, but he can often become very fatigued and experiences a lot of joint pain.

- He is an artifical stand user (hit by the arrow.)

Prosciutto HCs:

Joined the hitman team at age 19 in 1994.

- Pesci and Prosciutto are half-brothers; they share the same mother but have different fathers. Pesci looks more like their mum while Prosciutto looks more like his father - this caused a rift in their family because Pesci ended up being the favourite child.

- Was raised Catholic; claims to be atheist, but in truth upholds agnostic ideologies that he will sometimes accidentally project onto his teammates.

- Doesn't like smoking, but it's a habit he's gotten stuck into. He doesn't know how to quit.

- Joined La Squadra two years before Pesci, during this time Pesci thought he had died.

- Often uses their late mother as a way of manipulating Pesci: e.g. "What would she think of you behaving like this?" , "She'd be disappointed in you."

He doesn't realise how bad this behaviour is, he thinks he is doing the right thing in trying to mentor Pesci.

- Unlike Risotto, Prosciutto didn't know what he wanted to be while growing up. He was very focused on his classes in school, often earning lots of rewards and prizes but he only did it to try and earn his mothers affections. He never actually liked school.

That being said, his intellect is natural. He has always been very smart without trying.

- He has a gap in his front teeth and he HATES it because everyone tells him it looks cute and he doesn't want to look cute he wants to look scary and cool.

- Doesn't understand why Pesci is so morally upstanding. Why is it so hard for him to kill? Look, Prosciutto just killed twenty people! In one go!

Because of the Grateful Dead, it is very easy for Prosciutto to kill and not face the moral consequences of his actions. His kills are indirect and 'merciful', as he puts it - whereas Pesci has to get physical. He needs to come into direct contact to kill, so he has to deal with the moral turmoil that comes with murder.

- I also like to think he's got really prominent eyebags and forehead wrinkles because of how often he is subjected to the effects of his own stand.

Like, he seems to be able to control how his own body ages and shifts between old and young whenever a situation negates it, nd I don't think it's very good for his skin to be doing that all the time.

Maybe he has an extensive moisturising routine to combat the effects of his stand?

- Cleans messes on instinct; even if it isn't his own, he cleans up after everyone. He knows this is bad because it just gives everyone else a reason to be slobby, but he can't help it - nobody else ever cleans to the degree he likes anyways, so he might as well do it.

- He is an artifical stand user (hit by the arrow.)

Formaggio HCs:

Joined the hitman team at age 23 in 1995.

- Gwess and Formaggio are also half-siblings! Different mothers, and about twenty-years difference between the two of them so Formaggio probably didn't know she existed until a LOT later in life.

ALSO. when i first watched Stone Ocean i kept mishearing Gwess' name as Gwyn, so I headcanon her to be Welsh, which means by default I also headcanon Formaggio to be Welsh !!! But that's a HC i tend to leave out of my fics cuz it's really outlandish.

- If he'd lived until 2012, I like to think he would have tried to break Gwess out of prison. Probably would have failed.

- Got his cat as a gift from his mother when he was a teenager, it's the only thing he has left from his mother and so he tries his hardest to take care of her - even if he is struggling to take care of himself.

Despite this, he still shoves his cat into bottles and jars and things. It's a really cool party trick! Everyone always thinks he's so cool, like some kind of magician!

- Unlike Risotto and Prosciutto, who were both raised Catholic, Formaggio's parents were both atheist. His mother attended Church, but it was mostly an excuse to get away from his father and he never bothered to go with her.

- Has joint pain and muscle soreness from how often he has to shrink himself and then re-grow himself.

- Like's to collect mini-things; like those little baking kits. He thinks they are so cute!

- He is a natural redhead, like in the manga, but dyes his hair grey, like in the anime, so that he doesn't get bullied.

- He is a natural stand user (born with ability.)

Pesci HCs:

Joined the hitman team at age 19 in 1996.

- Pesci would rather be doing ANYTHING else. He never wanted to be a hitman. He doesn't like killing - not because he's all soft and sensitive like people make him out to be, but because he has morals and??? killing people? is wrong?

So why is he a hitman?

Well, I think Pesci has had the WORST life humanely possible. At twelve, his dad died in a boating accident. At sixteen, his brother 'went missing', presumed dead. At seventeen, his mother died. He was so lonely, and isolated, that when he realised his brother was in fact alive, he was willing to do anything to try and give himself purpose.

- Despite joining the team years beforehand, Pesci only had his first kill in 2001. This was because Prosciutto still coddles him as his little brother and he can get away with doing less on hits.

It's kind of manipulative - like, weaponizing faux incompetence, but he doesn't care.

- He wanted to be a fisherman when he grew up, like his father had been; he rarely has time to go fishing since joining the hitman team.

- If he could leave the team, he probably would.

- That being said, I think if he had lived past the events of VA he would have had the potential to become one of the most powerful hitmen on the team - and that is why Prosciutto never gave up on him, despite his supposed 'cowardice'

- His hair matts really easy so he tries to keep it short; he'll spend hours before bed trying to brush knots out of it.

- He is a night-owl, and likes staying up until quite late into the night listening to music or doing some of his other hobbies, like painting or drawing - he is extremely creative!

But because of this, when he does go to sleep, he often ends up sleeping until the late hours of the day. He is always criticised for this by Prosciutto.

- He is an artifical stand user (hit with arrow.)

Melone HCs:

Joined the hitman team at age 18 in 1994.

- Pookie... where do I even start.......

- I think he has mild heterochromia; one of his eyes is a blue-ish green and the other is blue. He used to be bullied for it, which is why he covers it.

Since joining the hitman team and meeting Risotto - who, yk, has funky eyes - he has learnt to like his eyes a bit more.

- Melone wanted to be a doctor or a scientist when he grew up. He loves biology and chemistry, particularly in regards to the creation of human life: reflected in his stand, Babyface.

I like to think that he had toyed with 'creating life' even before he got his stand; as a teenager he would do old fashioned experiments with homunuculuses and other alchemy.

- Since Junior is not connected to his body, he often does not get injured during missions. He is the least muscular and most lithe out of everyone on the Hitman team, however, maintains a semi-athletic built as he maintains a very firm exercise routine - being a Hitman takes a lot of muscle, so he can't get away with not exercising in the same way his teamates do, even if he experiences less threat than them.

- He also has a lot less scars than the rest of them for this very reason.

- His teammates are hot-headed, quick-thinkers; he is not. He is slow, cold and calculated. Since he is almost never in the heat of a battle, he is allowed to sit back and think. He has the time to calculate his next move.

This is his downfall, however; when Giorno's snake finds him in the trainstation he isn't given a chance to think through his next decision. The attack is quick and painful. ☹️.

- Unlike the rest of the team, he didn't know his parents that well. They sold him to Passione when he was very young, so any memory he does have of them has been soured.

- They were likely atheists, though.

- He can be quite manipulative at times, and he knows exactly what he's doing. In fact, he has a chart on Babyface which shows him the traits and weak-points of all his teammates; he knows near everything about them, and can poke and prod in a way that gets him exactly what he wants.

- His outfit squeaks whenever he walks. He's really bad at stealth missions.

- He also has REALLY bad posture (which I think is semi-canon tbh cuz, during that one scene where they are searching Donatella's house he walks into the room and HE LOOKS LIKE A SHRIMP.)

- I also have a transfem hc for Melone, but the last time I shared that with someone they started tweaking and told me it was weird so I mostly keep that to myself now  😭

- If he had lived, I think he would have had a MySpace and Tumblr, I think he'd of liked how you can customise your own blog and how it's your own little space to yap about whatever!

- Has a HORRIBLE sleep schedule. Not because he has insomnia or anything, but just because he always gets distracted on his laptop right before bed and ends up staying up until 4-5am.

Like Pesci, he is more of a night-owl anyways. The two often end up bumping into each other in the middle of the night.

- He is an artifical stand user (hit by arrow.)

Ghiaccio HCs:

Joined the hitman team at age 20 in 1994.

- His brash personality is a result of his bad upbringing. His parents were very abusive, and so he is used to having to bite back at those around him; he is constantly in 'defence mode' and snaps at the people around him often unintentionally.

He feels bad about it, but doesn't know how to stop. It's especially hard to recover from this habit when his teammates are always plucking at his nerves.

- With that in mind; his parents are rich.

Like, how else could he have that convertible??? La Squadra was getting paid PENNIES and then he rolls up to HQ in his shiny new eighty-one-million lira (i did the math for this) car????

- His parents seemed to think buying him nice stuff would win his affections. He got the car for his 18th birthday, and still uses it despite having since cut off his parents.

- He went to a private school growing up and is objectively the most educated on the entire team.

- Because of the way he was raised, he detests authorative figures. He didn't like Risotto when he first joined the team, but has since learnt to respect his stoic leader.

- Reads play-scripts for fun. (im projecting)

- REALLY likes tabletop RPGS, but would rather die than tell ANYONE about his little hobby.

He finds it to be a good distraction, especially after getting mad and blowing up at someone; painting the figures, or reading the rules, or playing the game can be a good way for him to focus on something else and relax.

His favourite is Warhammer, though. He doesn't like D&D, he thinks its for mainstream wannabe nerds. Not him. He's cool. (he's not.)

- He pretends to hate Fallout, but secretly loves it. I've talked abt it on my blog before, but I think when the first game came out in 1997 he was SO mad that RPG games were getting popular - Formaggio got into it and he felt like his interests were getting invaded, so he refused to play the game for like a year until the second Fallout came out in 1998, and he realised it was actually a really good game.

He is probably rolling around in his grave watching how Bethesda is slowly destroying the franchise.

- His family was Catholic, but he is an atheist.

- If he had lived, I like to think he would have DEFINITELY had a Reddit and 4Chan acct, but he wouldn't use it often because it would piss him off how stupid everyone is on there.

- He desperately needs a hug but doesn't know it and refuses to ask anyone for it. He is SO touch starved.

- Unlike Melone, he has a really good sleep schedule but suffers with insomnia. He takes melatonin gummies to go to sleep.

- He has a very good schedule in general; he exercises regularly, eats healthily, showers every day - with special shampoo to retain his curls, and likes to go for at least half an hour walks outside. A routine keeps him stable, he would fall into bad habits if he didn't have complete dictation over his own life.

- Because of this, he can grow extremely irritated when there are disruptions to his routine. Which happens often, since being a Hitman can be quite unpredictable.

- His stand is natural (born with ability.)

Illuso HCs:

Joined the hitman team at age 19 in 1995.

- Knows everything about everyone and WILL use it as blackmail.

- He is EXTREMELY nosy and will stick himself into EVERYONES business. Nobody is safe.

- Can be quite rude at times, but he never actually means it. It's just his way of showing affection. He has quite a sarcastic sense of humour that other people on the team *COUGH* GHIACCO *COUGH* don't get.

- Had to become very independent from a young age. He didn't have a father, only his mother which meant that when she developed a deadly sickness in his teens he was forced to support for the family by himself.

- BUT because of the fact that he was raised by his mother, he respects women! Yay! It's why he's into more 'feminine' stuff, he's never really seen an issue with being girly, and sometimes the others bully him for it but he doesn't care.

- He was probably raised Catholic, but doesn't really care for religion.

- He is a sleepwalker AND a sleep-stand-user (a term I made up), and will routinely freak everyone out by showing up in their mirrors in the middle of the night.

- He is so self-centred, yet blindingly insecure, that he thinks anyone who so-as-much spares him a glance is interested in him. With that in mind, he is oblivious to people who actually show interest in him.

- Illuso didn't know what he wanted to be when he grew up. He was forced into a role of authority so quickly, that he was never actually given a chance to think for himself.

- If he did get given a chance to pick his own career, he would likely stay on the Hitman team. He doesn't have the school-grades to get any job that is actually worthwhile, and he doesn't see a reason to leave his team.

- Refuses to let any of his teammates use two-in-one shampoo. If he sees it, he's throwing it. He once caught Formaggio using three-in-one and almost had a heart attack.

- Like Melone, if he had lived he probably would have owned a MySpace account.

- He is a natural stand user (born with stand)

Sorbet & Gelato HCs:

Joined the hitman team at ages 21 in 1995.

- I don't have a lot for these two, BUT, i could never forget them.

- I like to think they met in secondary-school, (high-school, for the Americans) but they didn't get together for a WHILE.

- This is because they were in totally different social circles. Gelato was quite popular and chatty, he knew a lot of people and was invited to parties like every weekend - yk, classic airheaded blond - whereas Sorbet was a social outcast and didn't have a lot of friends.

- But they are both extremely virile and violent.

- I think Gelato used to get a kick out of hurting other things. It started with animals, but eventually turned to that of people - he likes having control over things, knowing he is more powerful than those around him. He was a rampant bully, and took to hurting those he saw as 'less-than' him.

- Sorbet on the other hand, while he didn't actively go around hurting people for control, was into very grotesque things. He liked those weird, sexual slasher films of the 80's and took extreme interest in blood and gore and the likes.

- BECAUSE OF THIS, when they did eventually find each other, they clicked immediately! I'm not gonna share how I HC them having met, because it's spoilers for DK  🤭 but it's dramatic, it's bloody, and it's romantic!

- A lot of people interpret them both as being money hungry, but I don't think that's the case! In the series, when asked where they are, Ghiaccio suggests they might be "Playing hooky" (i hate that phrase sm), BUT THEN Risotto says "Gelato, maybe, but Sorbet always comes for his cut of the pay."

- Which makes me believe that out of the two of them, Sorbet is the greedy one. I think that Gelato doesn't care about money, and if he had been in charge the two wouldn't have tried to go against the Boss - but he loves Sorbet, and he wanted him to be happy. So when the discussion was first brought up, he had his reservations but trusted that they could pull this off.

THATS ALL. its all i can think of rn... i probably have more somewhere but ong I can't remember :(