none of them give a shit about that guy LMFAO
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ah yes
my two favorite learned british 𝚐̶𝚎̶𝚗̶𝚝̶𝚕̶𝚎̶𝚖̶𝚎̶𝚗̶ dorks
One is extremely sober despite probs smashed, other one is naturally drunk
Lord Barok Van Zieks + Herlock Sholmes from TGAA ! this is also my headcanon for the multiple hallowed chalices in court lmao
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If you could choose 3 dol npcs to become LIs who would they be
basic ass answer but wren, bailey and harper :thinking:
Wren is kinda self-explantory. I mean all the scenes with them are SO...............yeah. Gameplay-wise they're already all over town and it feels like they're an important player in terms of the lore too, so it makes sense if they develop a deeper relationship with PC. Though i get it might be sorta ooc for Wren since they seem like the flighty (pun not intended) non-committal kind of person but damn...the blackjack scenes still has me in a chokehold.
Bailey for kinda the same reasons - theyre an important figure in the lore but also a constant presence in PC's life. Hopefully we get a lot more Bailey content in the future that extends beyond their function as 'debt collector', but i also get that its their whole deal to be secretive. Stupid sexy mysterious old man. I think part of me just also enjoys the iffy dynamic of a pseudo-parental figure. OH AND I CANT BELIEVE YOU CANT FUCK THEM ANYMROE NOW WHAT THE FAWKKKK
Harper...well...just take a look at my blog LOL
maybe it'd be an interesting idea for it to be some sort of bad ending. I still can't stop thinking about what that vrel said, that among the "villain" charas, Harper ranks second for level of sexual desire...
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THE WALKING DEAD: THE ONES WHO LIVE | 1.02 "Gone"
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Poppy: Not a date huh?
Orange: I don't think I want our first date to be by force. And preferably, in the future it won't include your mother.
Poppy: I think she likes you.
Orange: I 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 she wants to fuck me.
Poppy: She just wants you to fuck 𝘮𝘦.
Orange: That can be arranged.
Poppy: 𝗩𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗙𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆. It's been like her sole crusade for the last few years. Ever since my sister had her first kid right out of college it's been nonstop mommy matchmaker.
Which is a little bit trite seeing as she barely remembered we existed half the time growing up.
Orange: You have a sister?
Poppy: Twin actually. We've both mutually agreed to pretend the other doesn't exist.
Orange: I'm sorry I never asked.
Poppy: Don't be. I'm not. It's not like we're serious or anything.
Orange: But I'd really like to be. - And you didn't say no.
Poppy: But I didn't say yes.
Orange: This 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 like a yes. Poppy, the fact you're standing here right now feels like a yes.
Poppy: 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺? Because from where I'm standing it just feels like a bad coincidence.
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