#riot hallowheart/valerian hallowheart

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If stuff get rough with the ships, I WILL CANCEL THIS IS YOUR WARNING.

[asofterhyranor]

[yarn-dragon]

New fic! Riot and Valerian shouldn't have heartbeats. Yet here we are

[incorrectunpreparedcasters]

Riot: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Riot: Valerian is still mad about it, but me and Juniper were drunk and thought it was funny.

[silly-goofy-mood]

I did it i wrote fluff

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If stuff get rough with the ships, I WILL CANCEL THIS IS YOUR WARNING.

My thanks to the wonderful people who filled in my survey to make this poll possible.

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The reason for so many ships from arc 1/7 is because yall, is fic writers on ao3 love shipping everyone from arc 1 together okay

Anyways, happy voting!

I guess… a disclaimer: Reiterating what I said in the last post, is this a bad idea to initiate ship wars? Maybe. So if things get rough (like feel free to taunt or whatever I just don’t want people to get bullied out of the fandom etc etc) I WILL CANCEL THIS IS YOUR WARNING

If your ship hasn’t/won’t be in the polls, consider messaging me in my askbox for it OR even better, filling out this google form to have your ship be in the WILDCARD round(s). It’s appreciated!

To see the google form:

To see the ships I plan on hosting:

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James ''Jim" Eirik, First Husband - husband of First Princess Sybilla Eirik (Mentioned in Episode 0, Seen in Episode 1)

Kansas* - personal groomer and assistant to Princess Sybilla (Seen in Episode 1)

Orious Loroy, Prime Lord Wizard - Prime Lord Wizard to King Alaric (Mentioned in Episode 0, Seen in Episode 2)

Valerya Faragon* - City Baron of Qto, former pirate queen (Seen in Episode 1)

Dawna - a person that is very hard to focus on, has a job for the Arc 9 party (Seen in Episode 1)

Valerian Hallowheart - secret rich husband of Riot Hallowheart (Mentioned in Episode 0, Seen in Episode 1)

Lee - (Seen in Episode 3)

Landra g'Rish - wife of Art g'Rish (Mentioned in Episode 0, Seen in Episode 1)

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Hanakow - group of mushroom people that are dying (Seen in Episode 2)

Jackson* - worker in the apothecary (Seen in Episode 1)

Jombo g'Rish - 1 year old son of Art g'Rish (Mentioned in Episode 0, Seen in Episode 1)

Valerian Hallowheart - secret rich husband of Riot Hallowheart (Mentioned in Episode 0, Seen in Episode 1)

[yarn-dragon]

Flufftober day 15! Riot and their mother in law have a talk

@flufftober

[yarn-dragon]

New fic! 5 times Juniper drank her fill

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Flufftober Day 18! Riot's missing a word

@flufftober

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Flufftober day 23! A look at how the people of Vexinova view Riot and Valerian

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[silly-goofy-mood]

ooh i hadn't thought about that yet!

Hmm...

Julian Crimeboy: none of his previous crime families let him drive, and I'm pretty sure Juniper doesn't let him either.

Juniper Erydis: Probably knew at some point but then trauma happened

Riot Hallowheart: Actually a decent driver. Tried to teach Valerian but they just ended up agressively making out instead.

Art G'rish: definitely a good driver, probably drives the gang around. Also I imagine him with a minivan.

Serenity Sapphire: was too rich to learn, then became too punk to learn.

I have come down with a severe case of Unprepared Casters brain rot and I do not intend on trying to do anything about it.

Here's all the characters and how good I think they would be at driving:

Arc 1

Sir Mister Person: infuriatingly good, follows every rule to a T. Yells at drivers who forget to put on their turn signal

Thavius: never learned

Hope Lovejoy: never learned either, always had someone to drive her around because she's rich babeeeeey

Deb: probably pretty good, still not very experienced but getting there, a bit nervous tho

SK-73: bad. not regular bad, old man bad.

Arc 2

Lyndell Sterling: good but prone to road rage

Robyn Lovejoy: drives way too fast but somehow never gets a speeding ticket

Sasha Rose: drives an unbelieveably old car that somehow works better than most other cars because she's fixed it a billion times. Okay at driving

Ash: definitely crashed her car multiple times, nobody knows how good she is at driving because they're all too scared to let her drive

Arc 3

Annie Wintersummer: follows every rule to a T as well, still stressed about that one time she went 31km/h in a 30km/h zone.

Fey Moss: pretty good driver, very noticeable because her car is bright purple

Diarmad: only knows how to drive stick. Also drives barefoot.

Bombyx Mori: friends haven't let her anywhere near a car

Aldrum: what the fuck are cars

Arc 4

Aster: OH GOD NO

Quinn: good but a bit reckless

Russ Tauron: designated driver of the group

Ace: life's too short to learn how to drive, man…

Arc 5

Wren Forrester: quite good, also has gone to great lengths to make sure Omen NEVER learns to drive

Omen Haxolpenny: see previous point

Sougle Wackamole: okay driver, drives an old beat-up car that makes a fuckton of noise and smoke every time it starts. Car also always smells like weed for some reason.

Onyx Mayfell: doesn't want to learn

Booker Sailship: knew how to drive at some point but boats are more fun

Arc 6

Remeny Gratz: drives way too fast, also too stubborn to use a GPS so gets lost all the time.

Beryl Hatebad: designated driver, probably tried to teach Lottie and Kipp how to drive (mostly to make sure Remeny didn't get to teach them first).

Lottie Leremy: tried to learn but having 24 extra hands is surprisingly not very helpful. Also definitely listens to super depressing music in the car.

Kipp Tupper: has driven exactly once.

Salas: pretty good driver, doesn't use GPS either but not because he's stubborn, just because he kinda likes getting lost and exploring y'know

SK-69: good driver. WILL tell you ad nauseum that he's older than cars and roads themselves and remembers a time before cars existed.

Arc 8

Sybilla Eirik: started learning then stopped because she hid in the castle for 30 years

Nephila Mori: lost her license, definitely refuses to follow the laws of the road

Sir Up Ton: good driver who snitches to the cops about bad drivers

Penny Lovejoy: who needs a car when you have servants?

Helga Hatebad: who needs a car when you have a hellhound??