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god i haaate alberta so much "trudeau hates the oil industry!!! i work at suncore i pay your wages!!" i pray you and your ford-F150 are engulfed by wildfire flames and you are reduced to a charred corpse on the side of the road. hows that for an oilpatch bonus
#i know the corporate bigwigs are truly to blame for how fucked everything is but the rigpigs and the rest of the cult are so unlikable#and now they're going for opt-in sex ed which like. the rate of stis already flying around out there#to whoever's reading this#if you're ever in alberta DO NOT FUCK THE PEOPLE they have syphilis#they're also just unfuckable bc they're butt ugly as shit#unless theyre not actually from there#indigenous peoples are also excluded from the do not fuck ordinance because they never asked to be in 'alberta'#its like if you woke up one morning and your house had been turned into a circus tent
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Need me a gay rigpig to get beard married to. I know you're out there boys make both our parents happy and give me health insurance
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This happens a lot at work too because I like, search bags for a living. Obviously most cis women have menstrual products on hand because you really don't wanna play blood roulette on an airplane unprepared for the casualties.
Very often I will get women passengers telling me that they have ***lady stuff*** in their purses when I tell them I gotta check something, expecting me to be super grossed out or uncomfortable with their pads. I then proceed to have no reaction whatsoever other than to brush them aside from what I'm really after and they go "oh wow! Your girlfriend must love you!" while eyeing their rigpig-looking husbands like they're asking them why they can't be more like me. And they can't even try to square up with me about it because guys like that both equate us to the military and have thin blue line stickers on their Ford f-150s so their peanut brains short circuit when their wives like me more than them for being able to touch a pad in a wrapper without collapsing into dust
Then again I've also been a kinkster since my adolescent brain unlocked horniness at the tender age of 14 so I have also non-reacted to sex toys like this. In the extremely rare case that any of you 1. get me on the security line, 2. Get me SEARCHING YOUR BAG on the security line, 3. Recognize me, and 4. Have a dildo in your carry on, if you see any reaction at all to your x ray image you can go ahead and assume it's an impressed eyebrow raise from the size you're able to take and not at all a judgemental one
It sucks absolute ass being trans in a dark blue conservative province on the best of days but there are many times when my cis women friends will say something they think will make me uncomfortable being The Guy Friend only to hear me go "no I don't think your tampons are gross. It's not like they're used"
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This roughneck works hard for his money! The work is dirty and dangerous, a good thing he is a good hand on the rigs! Get your own Tex the Oil Rig Bear at https://www.tuffbears.ca/blue-collar-bears! Collect all the Tuff Bears figures and other handpainted items at https://www.tuffbears.ca #tuffbears #roughneck #oilrig #oilriglife #oilrigs #rigpig #bluecollar #collectibles #collectables #collectible #collectable #handpainted #art #sculpture #collectthemall #browneyes https://www.instagram.com/p/B6si909pNPe/?igshid=16qnmfy05ngaf
#tuffbears#roughneck#oilrig#oilriglife#oilrigs#rigpig#bluecollar#collectibles#collectables#collectible#collectable#handpainted#art#sculpture#collectthemall#browneyes
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Missed my piggy, so got another 😍😍😍 #rigpig #.3build #mygoto #rig #roughneck #v2 #krakensrevenge #snowfruit #yum #vapestyle #vapenation #vapelikeaboss #vapefam #vape #kickash
#v2#rigpig#vapelikeaboss#vape#yum#roughneck#mygoto#vapestyle#kickash#rig#krakensrevenge#snowfruit#vapefam#vapenation
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Goddamn I need to go the fuck to sleep and stop watching this damn promo
#fitzsimmons#aos#5.06#fucking kill me now#just let fitzsimmons be together#that fucking hitched breath#i’m going to be blithely swearing my way through this next episode#in a way that would put my rigpig brother#and military parents#to absolute fucking shame#BUT FITZSIMMONS THO
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Living in rural Alberta where its all rigpigs, rednecks and conservative bootlickers (and very little NDP presence) makes it feel unlikely that the NDP will win enough votes to get the riding but boomers be damned I'm still gonna do it outta hope but also primarily spite! I dont care if the odds are slim-to-none, its my vote and im gonna waste it how I want! ( ᐛ )و
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Fishing and smiling all night ✯ @chrisdieleman ✯ #noclowningaround #twistedoff #fishing #assclown #rigpig #dirtyhands #dirtymonkey #oilrig #derrick #trippingpipe #drillersclub
#dirtymonkey#twistedoff#drillersclub#noclowningaround#oilrig#derrick#fishing#rigpig#dirtyhands#assclown#trippingpipe
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New old mod. Couldn't resist when I saw this #rigpig go on the sales pages. #modmaker #idealohmshow #vaper #vapeshow #ohmies #vapeporn #coilporn #boxmodder #ricgrove #instavape #vapestagram #vapeuk #rubycrew #grimmarmy #subohm #subohmclub #vaping #vapegear #rda The Ideal Ohm Show. Live vaping show every Thursday @ 9.00pm GMT. https://www.youtube.com/c/TheIdealOhmShow
#rigpig#instavape#vapeporn#ricgrove#vapeuk#vaping#boxmodder#coilporn#subohmclub#modmaker#rubycrew#rda#vapeshow#grimmarmy#subohm#idealohmshow#ohmies#vapestagram#vaper#vapegear
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I just got around to deactivating my facebook account because I never use it and I'm sick of seeing my family's racist posts in my email updates; now I'm thinking it might be better, since I don't use the account for anything, to turn it into a pure spite account and repost a huge pile of posts about liberal politics, LGBTQ rights, racism, feminism, etc etc etc, to piss off my stupid backwoods redneck rigpig family......
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This roughneck works hard for his money! The work is dirty and dangerous, a good thing he is a good hand on the rigs! https://www.tuffbears.ca/product-page/oil-rig-bear #tuffbears #roughneck #rigpig #oilrig #oilriglife #oilrigs #oilrigcrew #oilriglife #sculpture #collectable #collectables https://www.instagram.com/p/B3S5vQLJUBz/?igshid=15p9pxdz946e1
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Socialist hippie and rigpig redneck still bffs
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godsgamefreak replied to your post: “Ok I’ve actually gone outside today and I’m legitimately fucking...”:
There's at least three houses in my crescent that let their dogs roam around free. Sure they can call them back, but they literally run through the street constantly, and they're okay with it. I'm surprised they haven't been hit yet. We also back onto a park and guess what? Lots of unleashed dogs. It pisses me off.
I would be so mad too. I mean, I get mad about cats being left out too, but at least that makes a bit more sense then letting a dog out.
Like, cats here is a law thing, cats are allowed to roam free, they eat the rats, and lol what black plague? But you still tag them up just like anything else in case it gets lost. I don’t know why some dog owners are so far up their own ass about letting their dog run free when they haven’t put any effort in to training the thing and it fucks off, then get super mad that they have to pay a fine because animal control picks it up or someone drops it at a shelter.
I saw and heard about this kind of shit happening in Brooks SO MUCH it pisses me off. At this point it’s basic pet care imo.
It should be a bad thing that you aren’t suprised that the neighbours dogs haven’t been run down. Especially in AB, I’ve seen enough people who can’t drive straight. Though that might be a Brooks thing too, fucking rigpigs, lol
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Life is tricky baby, stay in your magic ・・・ Thanks 4 Share @maritimeshine #righand #stickwork #lineitup #timeitright #dowork #fftp #octg #octgpro #nightshift #fearless #albertaoil #oil #oilandgas #rigpig
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@sikbodysikmind - VAMP Rig Pig Styled Mod, VAMP Roughneck V2 Styled RDA, Element 28 Series Coils, Cotton Bacon VG, Samsung 25r 18650 Cell x2...All available from @tat2ralfy www.knuckleheadvapes.com #knuckleheadvapes #teamknucklehead #rigpig #roughneck #element28 #vapelyfe #vapecommunity #vaping #vapeon #ukvapers #vapeporn #dripsociety #vaporgram #cloudchaser #vaporgram #vapelife #drippersociety #instavape #vapehooligans #vapefamily #vapeallday #vapetricks #vapesociety #vapehard #vapefamous #gocloneorgohome #Regrann
#instavape#regrann#ukvapers#vapecommunity#rigpig#vapeporn#vapesociety#vapefamily#dripsociety#element28#cloudchaser#vapeallday#gocloneorgohome#vapehooligans#drippersociety#vaporgram#vapelyfe#vaping#teamknucklehead#knuckleheadvapes#roughneck#vapelife#vapeon#vapetricks#vapefamous#vapehard
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So playing with prisma filters tirns out to be quite fun, some of them just make beautys like the rigpig stand out 😍 Love it! #steephousemafia #steephousejuice #steephouse #teamsteephouse #vapelyfe #vaper #vapor #clouds #rigpig #juststare #filters
#steephousemafia#teamsteephouse#steephousejuice#vaper#rigpig#filters#vapelyfe#clouds#juststare#vapor#steephouse
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