#right forklift

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Chica: I just heard Roxy say "I know what I'm doing," followed by a crash and Monty screaming.

Chica: They're still yelling, so I'm assuming things are fine, because if something was actually wrong they'd be quiet.

[buttmuncher77]

doodled them like so insanely quick because When you see a pizza place you just have to think of them

[inctumbls]

I miss my kids

[compacflt]

The poor SECDEF being referenced in Ice's postcard as an unfunny man and then in the Slider POV where Ice and Mav talk to SECDEF and have some sort of inside joke where they laugh about them. I love all these small inside references that feel like Easter eggs. How do you keep track of them when you're writing? Not sure if it will be in the 120k words of extra scenes (which I'm so grateful for, like I'd be fine with even just scraps) but being a fly on the wall while Ice interacts with the SECDEF be like sounds hilarious. Ironic that Ice thinks that he'd sit out in his retirement until he becomes SECNAV and then possibly SECDEF in "Debriefing" and that Ice has become the sort of unfunny man that lost his acerbic wit but regained it by the end in Slider's POV. Anywho I'm kind of in love with your writing and these characters and will sorely miss them when you're done posting these extras. Thank you for writing this fic and the extras and the WIP Wednesdays and everything. I know you've got other writing projects and wishing you the best, and can't wait until the 120k words drop this weekend. :)

to be clear the secdef ice says is unfunny/the secdef ice & mav laugh about at his retirement party are these two fucking guys

im very hesitant to label anyone war criminals even for Funny Reasons because words do mean things., but when it comes to Bob gates i do get all twitchy and hair-triggery

i think ice being secdef after being secnav is unlikely at best & impossible at worst but the thought of him stepping up to do it during bidens second term & then having to deal with. like. china invading taiwan is unbearably funny to me so it’s not out of the question in my fic universe because it would be good for the bit. first openly gay secretary of defense and he sends the US to open all-out conventional war with China,

[beeskneesntrees]

Coming from the rough parts of Florida and moving to a VERY small town in Massachusetts with a population so low we don't legally qualify to be on a mail route has been a jarring experience. I'm still in all my town facebook groups from Florida so I see 5+ posts a day about armed robbery, house raids and other nefarious things. Meanwhile, my towns facebook pages' biggest drama is someones' rv parked next to the post office looking "unsightly". It was a huge deal for like a month. The cops were even called.

That was the talk of the town for a while BUT TODAY THAT CHANGED.

Today's exciting news? An 18 wheeler stuck on a hill. Truly riveting.

[boudiccamoment]

Ellen Ripley from Alien is Forklift Certified!

[citrine-elephant]

what if leon had very mild hallucinations cuz this bitch is exhausted and has undiagnozed narcolepsy or some shit. insomnia too

see: re6 where leon whips around in a seeming panic when you go idle with him

[sin-cxde]

// I ran over a bottle of shampoo at work with my forklift today

If you don't know why I'd post it here get off this blog lmao

[blirpus]

im actually seething i hate my coworkers

[designernishiki]

dead souls is honestly the superior yakuza game because you can Actually drive a forklift. and with wild abandon into hoards of zombies no less

[skeletalheartattack]

Love your gender 👍 keep it up

every complimence i get only makes me stronger and shooting machine guns. bullet holes riddle my ceiling but i am full of love.

THANK YOU IT MEANS A LOT!!!! 🌺🌹🍀🌸

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Me: I have created the saddest scenario for this part of Meteors that also answers smaller questions to the story!! It's sad and cruel and another awful example of Fazbear negligence!!!

Also me: Cassie organises a highjacked forklift race (that she also participates in) that would give OSHA a heart attack if they saw.

[therottenkingsreckoning]

Good morning. I was closing up the station last night and dropped one of the heavy cage doors directly onto my nose 😣

[bunnyb34r]

Idk why I feel like a big ball of anxiety still when what I was worrying ab (returning to work) has already happened and was fine all things considered?? Like body chill man chill

[altruistic-meme]

is forklifts music or the beep beep lift machines?

the beep beep lift machines 😭 they're loud and they keep honking their horns aggressively

[mobgrazing]

New job is so good. What's the catch.