#riddlemeri

[batmanrogues-scenarios]

That was so fluffy I wanna sleep in it.

Congrats on 200 followers! Your writing is literally so FANTASTIC and AMAZING!!!

How would they react to a S/O who likes to constantly shower them with love; Kisses, hugs, compliments, playing with their hair, etc :]

(For BTAS Riddler, Penguin, and Scarecrow)

A/N: AHHHHH yeeee my top 3 babies let’s goooo thank you, thank you, thank youuuu!!! And you know what, because this request hit one of my sweet spots. I'm gonna add BTAS Jervis in the mix! Have the dork squad plus a pengy! Let's gooooo

BTAS Riddler, Scarecrow, Mad Hatter, and Penguin Reacting To A Strongly Affectionate Reader:

BTAS Riddler: 

Edward is absolutely here for all your affection. It takes him a minute to get over the initial shock and collect his thoughts on how to reciprocate your romantic gestures. Now though, he returns every kiss, compliment, and hug with just as much fervor as you do. 

You two almost make a game out of it. Who can get the most kisses in? Who has the strongest hug? Or even more difficult who can refrain from giving affection? (Spoiler Alert: you guys both loose, even it’s even really losing lol)

Whenever he’s frustrated or feeling low, he can always count on you to perk him up. He adores it when you run your fingers through his hair and rest your head on his back. Ed smiles when he feels the soft pressure of your lips kissing his back. 

Edward has always seen himself as the smartest man alive, but with you and your boundless supply of loving affection…he can also consider himself the luckiest man alive.

BTAS Scarecrow: 

Jonathan Crane is the Master of Fear. The Lord of Despair! He, he shouldn’t be enjoying in hugs, sweet talk, kisses…wait no no, that…don’t stop though…he can do both. 

Jonny is reluctant at first. Not anything against you, of course, the man just genuinely isn’t used to it. It’s a very strange sensation indeed. His blood is pumping, his breaths are shortened…yet he’s not afraid? His adrenaline is going haywire yet…oh..oh no. Good luck, breaking it to him that it is indeed love and that it’s safe. 

However, once Jonathan comes to terms with your over-affectionate nature…he’s absolutely stingy with it. Holding you tighter and longer when you wrap your arms around him. He begins feeling comfortable enough to initiate romantic gestures of his own; like kissing your head, wrapping an arm around you, and calling you sweet nicknames. 

Jonathan Crane is still the Master of Fear…Lord of Despair…but he’s also just a lonely man whose finally not so lonely anymore. 

BTAS Mad Hatter: 

Jervis Tetch is absolutely here for all of it. Unlike the others on this list, he needs only a few seconds and he’s instantly returning the affection. Once you start, he cannot get enough so I hope you have enough to last you both…well forever. 

No worries, though…Jervis is far beyond making this a one way thing. He returns your gestures tenfold. Kissing your head, your hand. Holding your hand or have an arm around you. 

Please hug and kiss this man atleast twice daily, in the morning and night if you don’t he’ll think you’re upset at him. Jervis lives for your kisses, hugs, and giving him sweet compliments they literally keep him going and make him feel invincible. He loves lounging in your lap while you play with his hair or how you sweetly call out his name to get his attention. 

There’s no secret, it doesn’t take one to fumble down a rabbit hole to know…that if there is such thing as a Wonderland it has to have you in it. 

BTAS Penguin:

Well, it only makes sense after finally making him believe your feelings for him are true…that as a reward you’d smother him in all the love and adoration you’ve kinda sorta been holding back. 

Don’t be surprised if Ozzie goes into a small shock as you pepper his face with kisses. It may take sometime to snap him out of it, but when he does his face is burning red. You still have your work cut out for you, but you’re determined to show him all the love he’s been missing out on. 

Oswald slowly but surely grows to loving your overzealous affections. His heart swells whenever you kiss the tip of his nose, or you embrace him, immediately warming his vengeful and hurt heart. He loves when you take off his hat and kiss the tip of his head that’s bald. Showing that you really and truly love every bit of him. He returns the gestures via linking his arm with yours, opening the door for you, and kissing the back of your hand like the royalty you are. 

Oswald was uncertain about your relationship at first, but now there’s no more doubts in his mind about you at all. He’s going to absolutely revel in everything and anything you have to give him in terms of your love and devotion to him. Because you finally made him believe he is worthy of it.

[mochioutbreak]

Old men supremacy

Based off and idea by @finniestoncrane and @riddlemeri

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[finniestoncrane]

That's My Girl

TWOJAR!Riddler x Female!Reader, word count: 1.5k HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY WONDERFUL FRIEND @riddlemeri i love you so much, i'm so glad i met you and i'm so grateful for you every day 💚 this is for a request ri sent in and uh yeah i just wanted to fuck him oops, happy birthday i guess oops 💚🎉🐧 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff: ok so cunnilingus, praise!kink, piv sex, desk sex, fingering a little bit, doggy style, blowjobs, and i think that's it...?

Returning to the office, silent nods of approval from Edward’s other employees marking your grand return, you felt a sense of accomplishment, pride. It had been hard to commit yourself to criminality, the inevitable punishments that would follow, but you’d do anything for Eddie, anything to be Edward Nygma’s most trusted friend, and more. And as you returned to him, the necessary first part of his plans set up, you couldn’t help but smile. Entering his office, you practically skipped over to him, his feet resting on the desk pulled down, elbows replacing them on the tabletop, his chin resting on his hands as he watched you perch on the edge.

“Done?”

“All done!”

“Well done.” There was limited perceptible emotion behind the words, but you could see the glimmer in his eyes as he let a small smile creep up on one side of his mouth.

“Well…what now?”

He lifted his elbows, leaning back in the chair, his arms outstretched.

“Now, baby, we enjoy the feeling of peace and accomplishment, because it won’t last.”

“How so?”

“Well, we’re about to go to war.”

His smile was slightly wider as he explained it to you, a little bit mocking but sweet either way, and you found yourself leaning into him, taking a couple of steps towards him as you spoke.

“Huh…I never really considered the inevitable risks. I was too caught up in all of the excitement!”

“Well, now we can sit back and relax.”

Tossing your head back, you sighed a little, clenching your fists and grinning at him as you looked back to him.

“I don’t think I can, Ed! I’m way too full of adrenaline! I want to plan, I want to scheme, I want to…”

You cut yourself off before you sounded desperate, but it was too late because he knew what you wanted. Silently, and with his finger curling towards you, he called you to him, grabbing your hips and settling you into his lap, removing one of his hands to brush the hair from your face, his hand ghosting against the side of your face, resting on your cheek as he kissed you, pressing his lips to yours.

With your hands on his chest, open shirt pushed to the side, he leaned back in the chair, raising you up and pressing his hands around your ass, gripping your cheeks, sliding to the underside of your thighs and pushing under your skirt. Holding your closer, your chest against his and your hands around his neck, he moaned and you giggled against his lips. His fingers dug into your thighs as he lifted you up, dropping you down on the desk.

He pushed up your skirt, bunching it around your hips, fingers slipping into your underwear and pulling them down, fingernails dragging into your thighs as he removed them. Holding your ankles, he kissed up your leg, pulling himself closer to the desk, pulling your body closer to him on the desk. A satisfied hum emanated from his mouth as he pressed a kiss to either side of your cunt, against the tops of your thighs, his hands moving up and under your shirt, smoothing over your stomach, lifting your shirt up as he went, yanking the cups of your bra down and exposing your breasts with a low growl, letting his fingers trace around your nipples, your moans spurring him on as he groaned in chorus. Straining his upper half, he reached to place a kiss to your abdomen, one on your mound, and one on your lips, swollen in anticipation.

His breath was heavy, warm against your cunt, as he held his tongue against you, flat and wide, a wave of intense pleasure flowing over your body, breath shuddering as he laughed at the effect he had on you, the vibration of the sound over your pussy. He looked up at you briefly, dragging his tongue from the bottom to the top, lifting it off, strands of his drool and your slick falling to his chin before he dipped it back in between your folds, lapping at you, dipping into you, hungry for your taste.

You brought your hand to the back of his head, pushing him further into you as he pressed his thumb to your hood, teasing it back to expose your clit, running the tip of his tongue over it, flicking fast and making small circles as you hitched your hips into him.

“Good girl, use me.”

The words were muffled, barely a second to get them out before his mouth was around you again, your hand forcing him closer, deeper. His appreciative groans rumbled through you as you ground his face into you, his strong jaw moving up and down, two of his fingers dipping inside of you as he licked and sucked, dangerously close to pulling an orgasm from you. He only ceased when you started shaking and whispering his name.

He stopped, panting as he looked up at you, wiping his chin with the back of his hand, lop-sided smile and blow out pupils as he stared, desperate, wild. Pushing back from the desk, he got himself onto his feet, staring down at you as you giggled, face blushing as he removed his shirt completely.

Edward loosened his belt, unbuttoning and unzipping his pants, letting it all fall to the floor with an oddly erotic thud. He dipped his fingers below the band of his underwear, and as you stared at the bulge, he released himself, his length bobbing as it was jostled from the tight fabric. Palming himself, cock hard, twitching as he stared at you, devouring you with his eyes. As he moved towards you again, leaning in to kiss you, you could feel the stiffness of his length pressed against you, guiding the head of his cock into you, inching deeper as he took your hands in his and held them against the desk above your head.

“Oh…god…you feel…so good…”

You clenched, muscles tensing at his words. Nothing made you feel better than when he complimented you, any modicum of praise you received sent chills down your spine.

“You’re…hng…taking me…mmm…so well…”

He was letting himself enter you further, until his abdomen met your body, moving in and out, soft smacks echoing in the room, his enthusiastic grunts spilling forth from his soft lips as he rocked into you, one arm around your back as he cradled you, holding you up, your foreheads pressed together.

With Edward this close to you, his grunts rang through your body, pulling your orgasm closer as you listened to the sweet sounds he made as he pushed himself into you, your walls tightening around him as your fingers gripped the edge of the desk, knuckles white as your whines grew louder, closer and closer to your orgasm.

“Wait…baby…you’re too good…this is so good…”

He brought his thumb to your clit, his cock still pumping in and out of you as you whimpered at his touch. Laughing breathily, clinging to his composure, he ran his other thumb along your cheek.

“Is this…ok?”

You could barely find the concentration to nod, your body so tense, filled with him.

“You’re beautiful…fuck…”

He whispered his testaments of love to you, rutting into you, his thumb rubbing circles against your clit still, your whining and pleading driving him close to orgasm, and you weren’t far from it yourself, something he could send as you let your nails sink into his back, moaning his name over and over as he clung to you.

“Do it…do it for me…ah…good girl…”

His mouth was over yours as you came, kissing you and muffling your screams. You rode the waves of your orgasm, his thrusts gentler, but still drawing more from you, your slick covering his cock, his own moans louder, heavy panting and whimpering. He slid out completely, grabbing your hand and pulling you up on to your feet, your legs shaking under you.

“Be a good girl, hm?”

You sank to your knees in front of him. Edward stood before you, gripping his length, slick, wet cock in his hand, tightened fist pumping up and down, your own reaching for it and taking over. You ran your tongue over his flushed head, wrapping your lips around it and sliding them down the shaft, tasting yourself on him, his head tilted back as he whined, your cheeks hollowing around him.

“Good…girl…such…hng...a good…huh…girl…”

He strained his neck up, head tilted back as his thighs tensed, mouth open to let a grunt out, chest heaving as he came, hips jutting, his seed spilling into you at the back of your throat, warm, thick, pleasantly salty. You swallowed it completely, smiling up at him as he grabbed your chin, tilting you to look up at him, stroking your cheek softly, looking into your eyes.

“That’s it, that’s my girl.”

Smiling down at you, he reached to help you up, holding your body in his arms as he kissed at your neck, brushing the hair out of the way and moaning against your skin.

“So good, so beautiful. You’ve done so well.”

You laughed, leaning all of your weight into him, forcing him to hold you up completely.

“Because of that?”

“Because of everything…everything.”

[mischievous-marchie]

Hey March! I absolutely love love love all of your Jervis fanfics and your take on the Dork Squad! I've read them over and over so many times hehe

I was just curious if you also knew any other writers on here that write for Jervis and the others as well? And as good as you? I love your take so much!

Thanks again! Have a good one! Keep up the awesome job

Hey, hi and thanks so much! I'm flattered that you've liked my Jervis(and Dork Squad) writings so far! Jerv especially is my favorite rogue and just seeing other people who love him enjoy my take on him makes me indescribably happy(or takes? he varies so much from media to media)! ;v; Although, admittedly, I've been slacking with the busy season. I hope to have more done before the new year!

But yeah, I can actually think of a few awesome people who would have what you're looking for!

@madnessreruns - Cass is a fellow Jervis simp(one of the first two I met when joining Tumblr). Her favorite favorite is Gotham!Jervis and she writes all or most of the Squad for Gotham, Arkhamverse, and BTAS/TNBA. I requested some Arkham!Hatter fluff when they started their all-in-one writing blog and it was absolutely- *chef's kiss*

@finniestoncrane - is one of the two biggest Riddler simps I know and always goes above and beyond in her work. Which is amazing with just how much she puts out so quickly! She writes for both Eddie and Jon in various medias and more recently picked up Jervis as well! She's also done a few requests for me and I've been in love with all of them!

@riddlemeri is the other biggest Riddler simp I know(especially for BTAS)! I haven't requested anything from her just yet, but I'm excited to, because what I've read from her has been fantastic! Scarecrow and Hatter are somewhat more recent additions to the characters she writes for, but she does a great job! Highly recommended!

Thank you again for the lovely message, Anon, and I hope you have a wonderful day/night! ♥

[march-harrigan]

Tagged by: @jervis-tetch-my-beloved

Rules: Go into Pinterest and search up (yourname) core/ aesthetic and make a moodboard out of the first nine photos

Tagging: @chillin-with-dr-psycho, @agentukelele, @riddlemeri, @finniestoncrane, @a-rose-as-sweet (only if you all want to)

[raging-bisexual-chaos]

5000 likes!

I think I spend too much time on here @howl-fantasies @riddlemeri @finniestoncrane @flaysthings @gothamitelove @like-rain-or-confetti I blame u all for this

[batmanrogues-scenarios]

Recommendations

Blogs that I read and so should you (if that's your cup of tea)

🔞 they do nsfw

@like-rain-or-confetti

If you like your rogue being realistic, without magic and bad moral compases

@quandaryqueen 🔞

If you love shorter fics with our green man it's their speciality but also do some others, good at showing differences between versions

@cannibal-corpse193

Good with lighthearted requests, can get laugh out of you

@gothy-froggy 🔞

Again Scarecrow lover, she's positive person and they're headcanons are so nice to read

@roguesdepravity 🔞

Also on hiatus but they're inspired me to create this blog so they deserve to be here

@riddlesrhymesandfear

If your favorite rogues are Dork Squad their blog is solely dedicated to them

@phobia-sweets

Pretty sweet blog, make a good job, to the point

@finniestoncrane 🔞

You like extra spicy smut? Check.

You like all versions of Riddler? Check.

You think most attractive part of him is how arrogant and pathetic he is and want to put him in his place? CHECK

Also do some others so might want to try it too

@riddlemeri 🔞

Great writer for fluff and smut, started expanding rogues, you like Finnie you will like her

@sweetlikehoneystingslikeabee 🔞

Amazing with Jervis content and has wide range of rogues, even has Batman

Good characterization of different versions

@madnessreruns 🔞

Great with dialog, makes you feel the character

[quandaryqueen]

Patience

Gotham Edward Nygma X Reader

At the night of a tiring day, a riddle was the last thing you didn't want to hear.

Inspired by my current circumstances and by @riddlemeri. I was thinking this Edward is more... Season 1 Eddie, because he's my love.

This is what the little mermaid must've felt when she sold her voice. To feel knives penetrating her soles with every step... That's not how the others' remember the Little Mermaid, but Hans Christian Andersen says otherwise.

Anyways, that's how you felt. Except you also had a a pounding headache, the one where you can feel a vein flicking against your temple, how your brain felt like it was pressing against your skull whole simultaneously compressing itself. Every noise felt like bombs in your ear and everything was just annoying, irritating. Not even the click of your keys as it unlocked your door brought you joy.

Upon entering your home, you sloppily slip your shoes off and didn't bother to set them aside. Carelessly dropping your bag on the living room floor and yourself on the softness of the couch, which made you somewhat relieved... If it weren't for the disturbing sound of a buzz saw in your kitchen. The high pitched buzzing introduced a new headache to add to your ever expanding pain, it felt as though you were the one getting cut by it.

You screwed your eyelids tight, as if it would stop your raging migraine from pounding. It didn't register to you that you were white-knuckling the throw pillow, until the flimsy seams ripped and the stuffing spilled out.

Stirring yourself up, you marched to the kitchen with heavy steps and narrowed eyes, you were met by the sight of your partner Edward donning a a pair of goggles, a buzz saw and a contraption of sorts was in front of him. A series of metal sheets and rods and wires... In the middle of your kitchen. Your refrigerator and other appliances were nowhere to be seen, the space in favour for the junk, Edward's junk.

The scent of burning copper intensified your already instense headache, adding in a sense of nausea to your series of pain. Great. Just great.

"Can you keep it down?"

You were surprised you can utter a word through the pain, even if you felt like blacking out right then and there. He didn't even acknowledge you.

"Hey Ed!" You increased your volume. "Edward!"

"O-Oh! Y/N!" He lifts his goggles and smiles his iconic muppet smile. Your pain would usually melt at the sight of him, but today was not the day.

"Could you please keep it down?"

"Oh! What's without tools and builds its house--"

"OH MY GOD, FOR ONCE SHUT UP!"

Edward reels back in shock from your sudden snap and you didn't stop from there, with the bespectacled male sinking in his skin, thinking what he did wrong to prompt such an explosive temperament from you.

"YOU NEVER SHUT UP! RIDDLE ME THIS, RIDDLE ME THAT-- YOU TALK TOO MUCH! AND THIS MESS! OH MY FUCKING--" you cut yourself with a sharp breath, before storming off.

A lone tear escapes from his eyes and he sinks to the floor. And like he was a child, he tucked his knees to his chest, flinching when he heard the bedroom door slams lock.

Upon collecting your bearing, you shamefully retreat back to the kitchen, where you find Edward in a position you recognise. He looked like a grown child. You quietly took a seat next to him, giving him the space he needs. He noticed you, but he refuses to acknowledge it, as he stares ahead with his puffy eyes.

"I'm sorry for snapping at you."

No response.

"It was my fault, I shouldn't have said those things to you. I was tired, but that doesn't mean I should make you an outlet of my anger."

Still nothing.

"What's without tools but builds its house? Is the answer spider?"

...

"Yes." He finally responded and you find yourself smiling.

"I'm sorry Eddie."

"No, you're right. I talk too much--"

"No don't listen to me. I was dumb for saying that. You were expressing yourself just fine and I was stupidly irritated at every noise I hear."

"But Y/N-"

"Eddie, I made the mistake of snapping at you and saying things I don't mean, but even if what I said isn't true, it hurt you. And I want you to know that what I said isn't true." Finding the time to be perfect, you took his hand within yours, running a thumb on his knuckles, before lifting his hand to your lips. "Tell me how can I make this up to you."

You maintained your sincere gaze against his and softly pressed a kiss on the back of his hand. In turn, he latches his fingers within yours and returns the gesture of placing a kiss on your knuckles.

"I forgive you... You really don't have to do anything at all."

"But I want to,"

Edward lifts his free hand and puts a finger to his lip, acting as though he was thinking and to exaggerate it further, he prolongs a hum.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...."

"You dork," Even with a light and playful punch from you, he doesn't stop from humming.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I've decided."

"What is it?"

"A kiss."

Simple enough. Craning your neck, you inch forward to plant a kiss on his temple. Then his cheek. The the tip of his nose, then his eyelid. By then, you find yourself peppering his face with kisses, leaving him a giggling mess, but making no attempts to stop you.

"You are forgiven." Very forgiven.

[riddle-me-ri]

AH ri you've already had lots of voice asks and my timezone meant i missed out but hit me with a 24 if you would like and also your voice is precious and sweet and lovely <3

Question #24: I’ll talk about something! (my choice)

[march-harrigan]

Thank ya kindly for the tag, Cassandra! :'D

Nickname: March

Sign: Capricorn♑🐐

Height: 5'5.5"

Recently Googled: Gotham Oswald(needed some temporary RP icons hehe)

Song Stuck in My Head: The Headless Waltz

Number of Followers: 82

Amount of Sleep Last Night: A lot(rare, unfortunately)

Lucky Number: 10 and 6(hehe)

Dream Job: Honestly just doing commissions is good for me. Would love to have the motivation to do more and get better at it though.

Wearing: Green t-shirt with Die from the Homestuck intermission on it, black pajama pants with pixel TMNT on them, blue socks with white heel/toe and anchors + red cuff

Books/Movies That Summarize Me: Peter Pan because growing up is bullshit(Peter) and also I'm scared of time and the inevitability of death(Hook)

Favorite Songs: Currently - Welcome to Wonderland, Lost Boy, Headless Waltz, Love me Dead, and anything from the Transformers(1986) soundtrack

Aesthetic: Wonderland meets Neverland meets Giant Robots for some reason: Spooky Edition

Favorite Author: On here? ALSO Finnie. Books? Lewis Carroll and J.M. Barrie

Favorite Animal Noises: Cats meowing and purring, bees and wasps buzzing, various insect clicking noises

Random: I own 59 decks of playing cards and my favorite suit is Spades

Tagging: @chillin-with-dr-psycho, @searchingforthedreamscape, @agentukelele, @riddlemeri, @a-rose-as-sweet

Only if you wanna, of course!

17 people, 17 questions

firstly, thank you thank you thank you to @ekraaamm for tagging me!

nickname | gio (sometimes jo, but I hate it) - to be sincere, many people, to make fun of me, call me girgia, because when I was in sixth grade, while writing down my name on the Art folder, I forgot the O... so, well, basically giorgia became girgia to anyone who was there in that crucial moment.

sign | aries, rising in libra

height | 5,5 ft

last thing I googled | masterchef starting date

song stuck in my head | "there is a light that never goes out" the smiths

no. of followers | 140

amount of sleep | on average, I think around 7hrs

lucky number | 7 and I really don't know why

dream job | psychiatrist - forensic psychiatrist would be amazing, but I have to think about it

wearing | brown jeans, dr martens, school green hoodie - yes, today I look like a tree

movies/books that summarize you | movies atonement, about time (plus all the wizarding world production and A LOT of comedies). books the brothers karamazov, one hundred years of solitude, to the lighthouse, anna karenina, the umbereable lightness of being, letters to milena, the book of laughter and forgetting

favorite song | "something about the way you look tonight" elton john, "into my arms" nick cave, "last night I dreamt that somebody loved me" the smiths and "my melancholy blues" queen. I can't really choose

aesthetic | chaotic. chaotic academia in the cold seasons and chaotic cottagecore in the hot ones

favorite authors | kundera, dostoevsky, màrquez, tolstoy, woolf

favorite animal noise | bird's tweeting

random | I'm fond of chocolate. chocolate is my first and last love

tagging: @nymph-ad-ora @dopesoulcookiegoth @sapphiceffy @optimistic-nihilist @fictionalturtlenecks @in-love-with-remus-lupin @cunningfate @chillpotato @thelatinlibrarian @mkvx @nymphpens @poems-she-wrote @deniselavestal @ohwhpotter @expectolibrary @justpoetrythings @bookworm-on-rainy-days and anyone else who wants to join!!!

[mr-voorhees-husband]

I am very curious which fic of daddy oz did you read?

oh so many bro

Ao3:

Waiting up - by BisexualHannibalLecter

You Deserve the World - by foggys_cupcake_girl (almost every oz fic of theirs tbh)

You Shine - also by foggys_cupcake_girl

On Tumblr we have -

Almost everything of @finniestoncrane (sorry for tagging you dude, hope you don't mind :])

Every ounce of @riddlemeri and their penguin stuff (also sorry for tagging you dude, also hope you don't mind :])

I can't think of anymore off the top of my head, but it was mainly those two accounts and the three fics above that really got me into him,, daddy oz ftw i guess <3

[finniestoncrane]

ah thank you for tagging me cassandra 💚 @jervis-tetch-my-beloved i started a new thread because i didn't want to annoy everyone lmao i'm so dumb

Nickname: finnie is my nickname! or i guess fin too! ms. crane if ya nasty

Sign: virgo

Height: i think 5ft 8"

Recently Googled: john candy (we watched p, t, & a 💜)

Song Stuck In My Head: b.o.t.a - eliza rose, i just really like the lil bee bee boop be de bee doo boop bit

Number of Followers: 577 eep i am baby

Amount of Sleep Last Night: i think in total like 7

Lucky Number: 248

Dream Job: i do not dream of labour i wanna write porn in the forest

Wearing: black overshirt, plain grey tee, mustard corduroy lucy and yak dungarees, and my black converse

Books/Movies That Summarize Me: painfully, and i mean this wholeheartedly and genuinely, the first chapter of history of a drowning boy was shockingly revealing, it takes so little for paths to diverge huh?

Favourite Songs: i literally cannot pick favourites of things i find it distressing but at the moment i think it's clean clean by the buggles or pressure by billy joel

Aesthetic: soft grunge in a primary school teacher kinda way, goth in a librarian kind of way, weird in a bisexual kinda way, definitely queer just from looking at me kinda way

Favourite Author: cassandra you typed finnie and it literally made my eyes water at my desk and i sincerely hope you did mean me and if not i'll die but also that's the nicest fuckin thing and i'm dying and march you too what the fuck ANYWAY probably uh shirley jackson, stephen king, adam marek, jeremy dyson, max brooks, richard matheson, peter vronsky ??

Favourite Animal Noises: when dogs do that old man grumble when you scratch them or they stretch, when my dogs specifically go "grrr" really low when they want my attention

Random: @riddlersbimbo sent me the most amazing holiday card and it is on my desk at work and i spend at least 10 minutes a day looking at it and smiling 💚

💚 Tagging (but they might already be tagged further down the chain i am scheduling this for later) 💚

@riddlemeri @riddlersbimbo @shigironki @pinkpanda1846 @s0ftmary @diaboligoat @worri-wort @paprikaspice @ihavenosoul12 @midnight0906 @that3nbytrash @pompous-puffed-up-penguin @letshaveadepressionparty @thebeautifulsoup @sweetums0kitty @luckyspade-8 @a-rose-as-sweet

[mischievous-marchie]

For the voice meme, how about 13? I know who it is, but go crazy

Keeping it brief for the file size, BUT I'd like to expand on this eventually! Just the different Jervi and why I like them all!

ALSO @riddlemeri YOU ARE ENTIRELY TOO NICE, THANK YOU! ;_;

[southern-fried-simpin]

choose an artist you like and use the name of their songs to answer this as close to the truth as possible! 🥳🥳🥳

I was tagged by @madame-fear ❤️

Name of the artist: Green Day

What’s your gender?:Whatsername

How do you feel?: Brain Stew

If you could go anywhere, where would it be?: Welcome to Paradise

Describe your best friend: She’s a rebel

Your favorite time of the day: Last night on earth

If your life was a tv show what would it be called?: American Idiot, Know your Enemy, She, Basket Case

What is life to you?: Basket Case

What’s your relationship status?: Oh Love

What do you fear?: Boulevard of Broken Dreams

Edit: DANG IT I FORGOT TO TAG PEOPLE WTF

✨🍑Tagging🍑✨ : @darkmoviesquotespizza @riddlemeri @scarecrowismybabygirl @jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear @creme-bruhlee

choose an artist you like and use the name of their songs to answer this as close to the truth as possible!

I was tagged by @alicntsdnce, thank you ❤️

name of the artist: Imagine Dragons

what is your gender? Emma

how do you feel? I'm happy

if you could go anywhere, where would it be? Tokyo

describe your best friend: Gold

your favorite time of day: Dancing in the dark

if your life was a tv show, what would it be called? No time for toxic people

what is life to you? Walking the Wire

relationship status: Lonely

what do you fear? The Unknown

Tagging (but no pressure!): @ewansmitchells @theonewiththeimaginaryboyfriends @letowolfie @adderess @thefallingmaze @glodessa @shewalksinstarlightt

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Between @riddlemeri sugesting that Velma should ask Jonathan Crane for dating advice over her new vilanous gf and @lowkeyabartallenstan saying that Bill Nye is an Aquaman denier (what implies that in the HHSD universe there is a conspiracy theory that Aquaman isn't real) I'm soo happy I watched this movie.

[forkgirl]

@riddlemeri youre making me famous u reblogged my post and it got like 5 other notes within a minute i love you

ALSO BIG SHOUTOUT TO MY OTHER NEPOTISM MUTUALS (finnie, soph, etc)