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New aesthetic: Arctic hares when they're coat is only half done shedding and they look a little fucked up

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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

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hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

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I feel like anyone who calls the dialogue in kojima games "contrived" or any variation thereof is simultaneously missing the point and denying themselves the fun of watching an extremely long game-movie, but also, the man literally just tweets like this

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I got a mental health wellness app and decided my first entry was going to be about a videogame I played that day

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see him schmoove

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i feel like nobody has NOTPs anymore. like if you hate a ship now it has to be for some deep moral reason and you have to justify it to everyone what happened to just not liking stuff that isnt inherently bad but just because you personally think it sucks

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one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

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Man I’m a graphic designer why the fuck do I have to explore the Tomb

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The Tetchs in a relationship with a reader who's a member of the Bat family?

a/n: I got numerous variants of this request so i hope you guys don't mind that I just sorta combine them all lol. Although overall I gotta say I, personally, don't see it happening or working out too well… angst is afoot!

The Mad Hatters with a BatFamily Member Type Reader

Arkhamverse Mad Hatter

- Ahh twinkle twinkle little bat…

- It's an issue indeed for him, but Jervis can fix it!

- Jervis can always just shoo Batman away–

- He's gotten into the Bat's head before, and he can do so again!

- He will find a way to have the whole Bat Family under his control…if it means getting closer to you…

- Sure, it'd be much easier if you could just switch side and join him in Wonderland–

- But, all in due time, you'll be his soon enough…

BTAS Mad Hatter

- Jervis’ gut is overturned by the weight of absolute betrayal.

- Betrayal of his heart, betrayal of you…

- How, how on Earth could this possibly happen…him falling for you?

- Someone close with that annoying flying rodent!

- Needless to say, he struggles to come to terms with it.

- He adores you, but it could never truly work…he despises the very man you work alongside..

- Jervis already loathed Batman, but now that he's proven to be even more of a nuisance by getting in the way between you and him…

- Jervis definitely has no choice but to be rid of the Dark Knight once and for all

TNBA Mad Hatter

- WHAT?

- B-But…why? How?

- Much like his BTAS counterpart he largely feels betrayed.

- Oh, this existence is incredibly cruel…

- He finally finds someone to love and have a romance with, and they work with his greatest enemy.

- He wants it to work, almost desperate for it to work..

- But for all your kindness and fair treatment, you show him–

- The same can't be said for your allies, which somehow makes it hurt even worse..

- Maybe, this just won't work…

Gotham Mad Hatter

- Well, this is quite the predicament.

- It frustrates him, sure, that you're fighting alongside his adversaries…

- But Jervis is nothing if not convincing, and he knows how to use his words to make you see things his way.

- You know him just well enough to know just what he's doing when he asks you to reconsider your position and stay alongside him instead.

- It's much more freeing and genuine, not to mention a devilishly fun life!

- For all his sweet words and smooth voice, you somehow stay true to your convictions…

- Jervis shrugs it off, he'll talk you out of the Bat Family…you'll be completely and fully his soon enough.

HQTAS Mad Hatter

- NO! NOT AGAIN!

- He already once made the mistake of trusting someone he thought was not affiliated with the Bat Family…

- Even though you ensure you won't hurt him, he still feels the knot on his head from Harley…

- Jervis can't help but feel on edge when he's with you, even if you're not in your stupid bat uniform and just trying to spend time with him.

- He chokes on the large pill of trust, anxious that you may report him or take him away…

- Likely one of the slim few Jervis’ to consider not being together or breaking up once you tell him your affiliation.

- Jervis prefers a lackadaisical lifestyle with a bit of homicide and it just won't work with you in the Bat Family.

Joker's Asylum Mad Hatter

- Jervis becomes uncertain of what to make of this…development.

- Batman has always been a bad sign for Jervis…

- Not so much him getting caught or anything, just the symbol of the end of another relapse Jervis has gone through.

- It also makes him nervous to know you're out there…fighting and getting hurt most likely.

- He wishes he could be able to save you in your time of need like you do him…but he knows he doesn't stand much of a chance.

- You do inspire him, though, to do better and stay on the beaten path….

- Jervis doesn't want to lose you, no matter what, and the last thing he wants is to get in trouble with your leader…again

Secret Six Mad Hatter

- Well, it's certainly not…ideal.

- Jervis doesn't quite understand why you'd help such a dark, dreary drab of a man such as Batman…

- Jervis does his best to try and talk you out of being in the Bat Family.

- Whenever you have to answer one of their calls, he does all he can to entice you to stay with him.

- That Dark Knight has plenty of other Robins and other little drones he can call upon!

- Why does he call on you specifically all the time!

- Jervis can't deny the role-playing possibilities though–

- You two fully embrace your moral compasses of good and evil, and it's a delightful game of cat and mouse indeed.

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wearing my multitool on my carabiner tonight so if i hear a beautiful femme say "oh no the bartender forgot to open my bottle:(" i can say dont worry princess<3 and take the bottle fumble over it for ten minutes with my multitool smash it to pieces and walk away shaking and crying

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We are so back

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if I ever talk about opening animatic commissions I need you to take me out back and put me down like a dog

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