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Aragorn: RIDERS OF ROHAN! What news from the Mark?!
Eomer: boys, give this guy an Edoras Times
Aragorn: thanks, man
Aragorn: Lego, toss him a coin
Gimli: what do they write?
Aragorn: uhm… king’s son is dying
Legolas: sad
Aragorn: oh look, Saruman rules here now
Aragorn: his ugly servant poses by this older fella, a king maybe
Gimli: show us the centerfold!
Aragorn: ooooh a blonde!
Gimli: let’s go there
Legolas: you like tall and skinny blondes huh
Gimli: you bet your sweet ass I do
Legolas: oh
Gimli: that wasn’t supposed to sound like that
Legolas: *already naked* what
#gimli#gimli son of gloin#legolas x gimli#lotr gimli#legolas#legolas greenleaf#legolas from the wooder realm or some shit#lotr#lotr shitpost#lord of the rings#aragorn#aragorn son of arathorn#riders of rohan#eomer of rohan#rohan#eomer#riddermarch or what#two towers#saruman#grima wormtongue#theoden#king theoden#Theoden of rohan#edoras#theodred#okropny.txt
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