#ricky koole

[nonenglishsongs]

Ricky Koole - Rosie (Dutch)

[mitjalovse]

The 70's did mold many musical types into different shapes and some of them eventually evolved into something distinct later on in the decade. I mean, funk had some of the best eras then, but the genre also paved the way for disco. To be honest, many musicians in the former styles ended up playing in the latter, though that didn't feel like pandering. No, they achieved the natural development of their idioms with Kool & The Gang being one such case. I mean, listen to their early 70's records. While you can trace the crumbs to their later dancefloor anthems, this is funk at one of the greatest times. The groove is so strong as you can hear on the link and one does notice they asked themselves – how to make this even groovier?

[martyforreal]

It the one

The only

MARTYYYY!!!!!!!

And I'm now on tumblr. >:)

I am 17

and the most awsomest kid at school 💥

Here's the crew: @ricky-fr-fr @normanfuckingrockwell11 , the nerd, @lovemariahb , the annoying one, and @yourstrulyelijah , the looks,

R.E.Ds: @x-ercampbelll , @the-official-rocking-russian-man , and @brenda-miller-forreal s brother.

Here's the weird kids(ones that freak me out): @jacksonsmithforreal he is weird, @real-pamela-lopez the witch, @ken-okamoto-official weird, @200percent-timothy-jd has a scary bf, @itsmejolie .

Other ppl: @coffeeandcats4life , @williammillerjd , @defsnotdeathnote ,

I'm so kool 😎

I will miss my diano: @jacksonsdiaryfan

And Ken's partner: @starsnumber1charliefan

[thisisyourdriverspeaking]

Because it's FE race day today, here is the Formula E grid of 2024 US motorsport number ones edition. Enjoy 😊.

Lucas Di Grassi (11st August 1984) - Ray Parker Jr - Ghostbusters

Sam Bird (9th January 1987) & Edoardo Mortara (12th January 1987) - The Bangles - Walk Like An Egyptian

Sebastien Buemi (31st October 1988) - Phil Collins - A Groovy Kind Of Love

Jean-Eric Vergne (25th April 1990) - Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U

Robin Frijns (7th August 1991) & Antonio Felix Da Costa (31st August 1991) - Bryan Adams - (Everything I Do) I Do It For You

Nico Muller (25th February 1992) - Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy

Stoffel Vandoorne (26th March 1992) - Vanessa Williams - Save The Best For Last

Norman Nato (8th July 1992) - Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back

Oliver Rowland (10th August 1992) - Madonna - This Used To Be My Playground

Jordan King (26th February 1994) - Celine Dion - The Power Of Love

Jake Hughes (30th May 1994) & Mitch Evans (24th June 1994) - All-4-One - I Swear

Nick Cassidy (19th August 1994) - Lisa Loeb & Nine Stories - Stay (I Missed You)

Pascal Wehrlein (18th October 1994) - Boyz II Men - I'll Make Love To You

Nyck De Vries (6th February 1995) - TLC - Creep

Jake Dennis (16th June 1995) - Bryan Adams - Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman?

Kelvin Van Der Linde (20th June 1996) - Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Tha Crossroads

Max Gunther (2nd July 1997) - Puff Daddy, Faith Evans & 112 - I'll Be Missing You

Sergio Sette Camara (23rd May 1998) - Mariah Carey - My All

Joel Eriksson (28th June 1998) - Brandy & Monica - The Boy Is Mine

Jehan Daruvala (1st October 1998) - Aerosmith - I Don't Want To Miss A Thing

Dan Ticktum (8th June 1999) - Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca

Sacha Fenestraz (28th July 1999) - Will Smith ft Dru Hill & Kool Moe Dee - Wild Wild West

Paul Aron (4th February 2004) - OutKast - Hey Ya!

All added to this playlist 😊

[gushalperswife]

INTRO!!!

Hello! My name is Jane/Janey :3! My current hyperfixations are RTC, TADC, lisa Frankenstein, Hamilton and Hazbin hotel!! Oh! And i love scott pilgrim 💚

My fave artists on here would be:

@ayeleneee and @4pplec0re love yall <3

My fave musical artists: Laufey, Melanie Martinez, Peter McPoland and others!!

My Discord: the_realkaching

My besties here would prob be: @your-local-chaotic-cryptid @corey-ross and @ricky-is-too-silly 💚💚

My kins: Julie Powers, Noel Gruber, Mischa Bachinski, Penny Lamb and Ocean Rosenberg

My pfp:

Drawn by @mercywashere

fun facts abt me!: i have a transssss brother hes kool, i am the youngest of 5 kids, im right handed 👉🖐- that one, uhhh i cant spell well cause i type real fast so the words are fucked up :3. Thats all!!!

[fluffyzoey]

In acting class, we learned about Stainislavski’s Theory, and a big part of that is Objective. So I took my RtC Pokemon AU and analyized it for Objective!

also, feeling obligated to tag @margo-mania, the kool moot who is helping develop this goofy au!

Stainislavski’s Theory as used in my stupid RtC AU

“Objective”

Group objective: To find, study, and befriend (and maybe fight) the mythical Pokémon Deoxys

Singular Objectives:

Ricky: Wants to study the Pokémon that come from a land beyond our own. Spends hours staring up at the sky, looking for something, anything, that proves other life exists. Once he catches wind of Deoxys’s landing, he knows he’s found his evidence

Noel: Wants nothing more than to draw and write about the beauty and magic of Legendary and Mythical Pokémon. He tags along with Ricky because he’s starting to get lonely when it’s just him traveling alone with Absol. 

Ocean: Your stereotypical “wants to be the very best” trainer. She gets caught up with Noel and Ricky after her Vaporeon accidentally attacks them. She has been recently defeated at a Gym, and once the boys tell her about their quest to find Deoxys (Quest for the Other Worlds, as Noel calls it in his journal) she tags along in hopes that defeating Deoxys will make her strong enough to become the Champion.

Constance: She’s lived her entire life cooking at her family’s inn. She loves her family and her home region, but she also longs for adventure. While they’re staying at the Inn, Ricky lets her look through his notes on space Pokémon. She is intrigued, and in the night, knocks on the group’s door. The four of them then run off into the night.

Mischa: A real man of mystery. His objective is entirely unclear. All the group knows is that he’s from a land far away and he’s been training with his Zoroark. It’s later revealed that he used to be a recruit of Team Plasma and feels really bad for it, so he’s distant. It doesn’t help that he and Noel are falling in love throughout this entire story because I am a sucker for Nischa. (Yes the others tease them the entire time)

Penny: Oh, dear sweet Penny…she’s on the run from the cops the entire time. She’s an ex Team Magma member who never quite abandoned her team. She’s mostly with Team Cyclone right now because they’re protecting her from law enforcement!

[projazznet]

Hiram Bullock – Way Kool

On the follow-up to his Atlantic debut, guitarist and producer Hiram Bullock pulled out all the stops and dove wholeheartedly onto the “funk” side of jazz-funk and left out the jazz. No, that’s not a bad thing. If anything, Way Kool feels a lot more like a funky rock record than anything else. With a handpicked cast of studio greats, Bullock set out to make a party record and he did it ... (Thom Jurek/AllMusic).

Bass – Steve Logan Drums – Steve Wolf Keyboards – Dave Delhomme , Ricky Peterson Percussion – Don Alias Guitar – Hiram Bullock

[einsteinsugly]

Fez's Tentative List of Favorite Bands/Artists...

1. Prince

2. Michael Jackson

3. Queen

4. Village People

5. Stevie Wonder

6. Milli Vanilli (yes, even after they're outed as frauds)

7. Elton John

8. David Bowie

9. Wham!/George Michael

10. Boyz II Men

11. Bob Marley

12. A Flock of Seagulls/a bunch of gimmicky 80s stuff

13. Ricky Martin/the Macarena/a bunch of gimmicky 90s stuff

14. Enrique Iglesias

15. Whitney Houston

16. The Police

17. KC and the Sunshine Band (and everyone makes fun of him)

18. Kool and the Gang

19. Earth, Wind, and Fire (Eric listens when no one is looking)

20. Gloria Estefan/Miami Sound Machine

21. The Commodores (Eric likes the song "Easy")

Note: From all the inklings of him liking disco/R&B (such as specifically stating he likes Stevie Wonder), I'm like ninety percent sure that he only likes most of the rock stuff the rest like to fit in (or, like the hard rock stuff for Eric, it's just a phase). The only rock I see him actively enjoying is Queen (he really likes Freddie Mercury; it's complicated), David Bowie, and The Police.

[townofcrosshollow]

I'm submitting this for an actual school assignment

This is Ricky, he got turned into a vampire by a grindr hookup with a suspiciously 80s vibe and now works nights at McDonalds and subsists on cherry kool aid and iron supplements. He is a pathetic man and I get to draw him in Outfits and get marked for it in school. Hell yeah

[anniesocsandgeneralstore]

Music Game

Rules: Shuffle your “on repeat” playlist from Spotify/the music service of your choice and post the first 10 tracks.

Thanks for the tag @blue-aconite my werewolf love 🖤 some of the stuff that came up feels slightly embarrassing but it's fine...it's fine lol

rockstar (feat. 21 Savage) - Post Malone

Butterflies - Kacey Musgraves

Downtown (feat. Melle Mel, Grandmaster Caz, Kool Moe Dee & Eric Nally) - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Hayloft - Mother Mother

AVA - Natalie Jane

That's My Girl - Fifth Harmony

Achilles Heel - J. Maya

The Bard's Last Note - Ricky Desktop & Kim Dracula

NO - Meghan Trainor

Burn It Down - Warren Zeiders

no pressure tags friends just know i like ya a lot! @residentdormouse @bobfloydsbabe @supernaturaldawning @indynerdgirl and anyone else who would like to join!

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Quotes that are jarring if you read them in the voice of Wonka from "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory"

Ken Kesey, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test: "I smoked pot, drank beer, and stayed out until 3 in the morning."

Dave Eggers, What Is the What: "Martha, my dear Martha, please don't slurp that soup. It is ruining your wig."

Mark Twain, Huckleberry Finn: "I found out I am an Existential Determinist, which means that I am never wrong."

From a lecture on Mark Twain and Huckleberry Finn by Ricki London, someone who apparently really does talk like that

[lboogie1906]

Ronald Nathan Bell (November 1, 1951 – September 9, 2020) known as Khalis Bayyan, was a composer, singer, songwriter, arranger, producer, and co-founding member of Kool & the Gang.

His father would often bring home his jazz friends’ recordings. It was during those years on the road that his father became friends with Miles Davis and a roommate to Thelonious Monk.

“It was those albums that my dad brought home that drew me to jazz,” says Khalis. “As I child, I was influenced by Miles Davis, John Coltrane, and Cannonball Adderley. I taught myself how to play the saxophone by copying records by Lee Morgan, Art Blakey, and Wayne Shorter.”

The family moved to Jersey City in 1960. In 1964, he and his brother, Robert “Kool” Bell, joined neighborhood friends Spike Mickens, Dennis Thomas, Ricky Westfield, George Brown, and Charles Smith to create a distinctive musical blend of jazz, soul, and funk. At first, calling themselves “The Jazziacs”, the band went through various name changes - the New Dimensions, The Soul Town Band, and Kool & the Flames before settling on Kool & the Gang launched in 1969.

He converted to Islam in 1972, joining The Nation of Islam. He was given the name Khalis Bayyan by Imam Warith Deen Mohammed. He was married to Tia Sinclair Bell and had 10 children. His son, Rachid, released his debut album in 1998, and achieved a top 40 hit on the Dance Club Songs chart with his debut single, “Pride”. #africanhistory365 #africanexcellence

[unclescurvy]

2024 Rookie Performance By Week

WEEK 1

OFFENSE: QB Jayden Daniels (WAS)

Honorable Mention: OT Taliese Fuaga (NO), TE Brock Bowers (LV), C Zach Frazier (PIT), G Dominick Puni (SF)

DEFENSE: S Javon Bullard (GB)

Honorable Mention: LB Darius Muasau (NYG), DT T'Vondre Sweat (TEN), DT Byron Murphy II (SEA), DE Jared Verse (LAR), DE Chop Robinson (MIA)

WEEK 2

OFFENSE: WR Marvin Harrison, Jr. (ARZ)

Honorable Mention: WR Malik Nabors (NYG), TE Brock Bowers (LV), WR Brian Thomas, Jr. (JAX), OT Joe Alt (LAC), OT J.C Latham (TEN)

DEFENSE: CB Kamari Lassiter (HOU)

Honorable Mention: CB Dru Phillips (NYG), CB Kool-Aid McKinstry (NO)

WEEK 3

OFFENSE: QB Jayden Daniels (WAS)

Honorable Mention: WR Malik Nabors (NYG), WR Rome Odunze (CHI), C Zach Frazier (PIT), RB Bucky Irving (TB), WR Marvin Harrison, Jr. (ARZ)

DEFENSE: None

Honorable Mention: None

WEEK 4

OFFENSE: QB Jayden Daniels (WAS)

Honorable Mention: WR Malik Nabors (NYG), WR Marvin Harrison, Jr. (ARZ), WR Brian Thomas, Jr. (JAX), WR Xavier Worthy (KC), WR Ladd McConkey (LAC),

DEFENSE: DT T'Vondre Sweat (TEN)

Honorable Mention: S Tyler Nubin (NYG), DT Braden Fiske (LAR)

SEPTEMBER MVPS:

OFFENSE: QB Jayden Daniels (WAS)

DEFENSE: DT T'Vondre Sweat (TEN)

WEEK 5

OFFENSE: WR Brian Thomas, Jr. (JAX)

Honorable Mention: QB Caleb Williams (CHI), QB Jayden Daniels (WAS), RB Tyrone Tracy, Jr. (NYG), TE Brock Bowers (LV), WR Jordan Whittington (LAR), C Zach Frazier (PIT)

DEFENSE: S Evan Williams (GB)

Honorable Mention: S Tykee Smith (TB), LB Trevin Wallace (CAR), S Tyler Nubin (NYG), LB Edgerrin Cooper (GB), DE Laiatu Latu (IND), S Dadrion Taylor-Demerson (ARZ), DE Jared Verse (LAR)

WEEK 6

OFFENSE: QB Caleb Williams (CHI)

Honorable Mention: QB Jayden Daniels (WAS), QB Drake Maye (NE), RB Isaac Guerendo (SF), RB Bucky Irving (TB), WR Devaughn Vele (DEN), TE Brock Bowers (LV), G Dominick Puni (SF), OT Taliese Fuaga (NO), OT Amarius Mims (CIN), RB Ray Davis (BUF)

DEFENSE: S Tykee Smith (TB)

Honorable Mention: S Evan Williams (GB), S Renardo Green (SF), LB Trevin Wallace (CAR), S Tyler Nubin (NYG), CB Jarvis Browlee, Jr. (TEN), CB Quinyon Mitchell (PHI), CB Mike Sainristil (WAS), CB Cam Hart (LAC), CB Andru Phillips (NYG)

WEEK 7

OFFENSE: WR Brian Thomas, Jr. (JAX)

Honorable Mention: QB Drake Maye (NE), TE Brock Bowers (LV), WR Keon Coleman (BUF), OT D.J. Glaze (LV), G Justin Dedich (LAR), TE Ja'Tavion Sanders (CAR), OT Joe Alt (LAC)

DEFENSE: CB Beanie Bishop, Jr. (PIT)

Honorable Mention: S Malik Mustapha (SF), LB Payton Wilson (PIT), S Evan Williams (GB), S Tyler Nubin (NYG), S Jalen McCollough (DEN), CB Cooper DeJean (PHI), CB Andru Phillips (NYG), DT Byron Murphy II (SEA), CB Nate Wiggins (BAL)

WEEK 8

OFFENSE: WR Ladd McConkey (LAC)

Honorable Mention: QB Bo Nix (DEN), QB Drake Maye (NE), RB Tyrone Tracy, Jr. (NYG), RB Isaac Guerendo (SF), WR Marvin Harrison, Jr. (ARZ), WR Keon Coleman (BUF), WR Jalen Coker (CAR), WR Brian Thomas, Jr. (JAX), G Dalton Tucker (IND), OT Taliese Fuaga (NO), OT Joe Alt (LAC), TE Brock Bowers (LV), C Cooper Beebe (DAL)

DEFENSE: LB Edgerrin Cooper (GB)

Honorable Mention: S Demani Richardson (CAR), CB Beanie Bishop, Jr. (PIT), DE Jared Verse (LAR), S Dell Pettus (NE), CB Cam Hart (LAC), S Malik Mustapha (SF)

OCTOBER MVPS

OFFENSE: WR Brian Thomas, Jr. (JAX)

DEFENSE: S Evan Williams (GB)

WEEK 9

OFFENSE: QB Jayden Daniels (WAS)

Honorable Mention: TE Ja'Tavion Sanders (CAR), RB Ray Davis (BUF), OT Brandon Coleman (WAS), C Jackson Powers-Johnson (LV)

DEFENSE: S Kamren Kinchens (LAR)

Honorable Mention: DT Braden Fiske (LAR), S Demani Richardson (CAR), LB Xavier Thomas (ARZ), S Jaylen McCollough (LAR)

WEEK 10

OFFENSE: QB Bo Nix (DEN)

Honorable Mention: RB Tyrone Tracy, Jr. (NYG), RB Bucky Irving (TB), WR Ricky Pearsall (SF), WR Marvin Harrison, Jr. (ARZ), G Dominick Puni (SF), OT J.C. Latham (TEN), OT Joe Alt (LAC), Olu Fashanu (NYJ)

DEFENSE: CB Kamari Lassiter (HOU)

Honorable Mention: S Tyler Nubin (NYG), CB Andru Phillips (NYG), CB Renardo Green (SF), S Dell Pettus (NE), CB Cam Hart (LAC), CB Quinyon Mitchell (PHI)

[gushalperswife]

what rtc characters smell like. Including Jasmine and andrea

Ocean: Weed....Jk...or am i?

Noel: Roses or like a hot topic

Jasmine: Jasmine flowers or vampires blood from bath and bodyworks

Mischa: Beer mixed with cheap Cologne

Ricky: wet cat. But like good wet cat

Constance: frosting, pink frosting

Andrea: nothing. Ligit smells like air

Penny: blue raspberry kool-aid

[90363462]

In a career that has lasted over fifty years, Kool & the Gang have been essential innovators in the sound of funk, soul, disco, and R&B, creating rock & roll’s most danceable anthems.

Kool & the Gang is an American R&B, soul, and funk group formed in Jersey City, New Jersey in 1964. Its founding members include brothers Robert "Kool" Bell and Ronald Bellaka "Khalis Bayyan", Dennis "Dee Tee" Thomas, Robert "Spike" Mickens, Charles Smith, George Brown, Sir Earl Toon, Woodrow "Woody" Sparrow, and Ricky Westfield. They have undergone numerous changes in personnel and have explored many musical styles throughout their history, including jazz, rhythm and blues, soul, funk, disco, rock, and pop music. The group changed their name several times. Settling on Kool & the Gang, the group signed to De-Lite Records and released their debut album, Kool and the Gang (1969).

Kool & the Gang are one of the grooviest and most sampled bands of all time, with a recognizable sound that resonates across generations and has brought joy to millions of fans around the globe.

Kool & the Gang took their funky groove all the way to the top with a mix of pop songwriting, fantastic vocals, and a killer horn section. Formed in Jersey City, New Jersey, in 1964, brothers Robert “Kool” and Ronald Bell got their start in clubs, mastering a repertoire of jazz standards and Motown covers. In 1969, they signed to newly formed De-Lite Records and released the up-tempo instrumental “Kool & the Gang.” They subsequently released two live albums showcasing their ability to produce brilliantly crafted songs and blistering jams over an infectious beat. Their big break came in 1973 with the album Wild and Peaceful, which leaned deep into funky grooves, horn arrangements, and chanted vocals on the songs “Funky Stuff,” “Jungle Boogie,” and “Hollywood Swinging” – three instant dance floor classics. They slid easily into the growing disco scene, with their “Open Sesame” featured on the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack.

In the 1980s, Kool & the Gang added lead vocalist James “J.T.” Taylor and released two massive hits, the bumping “Ladies Night” and the smooth “Too Hot.” With this, they accomplished something rare in the music industry – maintaining the fans who loved their funky roots, while reaching an entirely new audience tuned into their growing pop sensibilities. In 1980, they blew the roof off with the international hit “Celebration” and produced nineteen charting singles during the decade.

Kool & the Gang’s impact cannot be understated – from the throwback grooves of Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars to the inclusion of the group’s songs in almost every party playlist. Countless samples of their music laid the foundation for some of hip-hop’s biggest hits by artists including Eric B. & Rakim, Tupac, Lil’ Kim, and JAY-Z.

Selected Discography

“Kool & the Gang,” “Let the Music Take Your Mind,” Kool and the Gang (1969)

• “Funky Man,” Live at the Sex Machine (1971)

• “Funky Stuff,” “Jungle Boogie,” Wild and Peaceful (1973)

• “Ladies Night,” “Too Hot,” Ladies Night (1979)

• “Celebration,” Celebrate! (1980)

• “Get Down On It” (1981)

• “Joanna” (1983)

• “Fresh,” “Cherish,” Emergency (1984)

• “Stone Love” (1986)

Favorite song?

[ferroussulfayt]

Yo man, you gotta be, you know, you gotta be on to die, man What's up with that? Yo bro-shot, yeah, word up bro-shot Uh, we need some brothers to be, uh, like droppin' knowledge Ay man, why don't you quit talkin' all the stuff And do something about it? You know what I'm sayin'? Oh, you talking about, kick some, uh, knowledge Yeah, well you do that like right now And some wisdom for the people, what's up with that? Okay, I got it (Brothers and sisters)

Ya mom is so fat (How fat is she?) Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy With twenty-two burritos, but times are rough I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs The sad fact (What?) Ya mama smokes crack (What?) She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back Her knuckles drag down to the ground where she walk Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot

She's got the wings and teeth of an African bat Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it) Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks Held up the ice-cream truck with a slingshot She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop Ya mama root 'n' toot and stole my loot and my suit She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty Filled up with Kool-Aid, just for the kiddies On a cliff butt naked, tootin' on a flute Ridin' on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot

She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet (Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet) I said ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet (Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Watch out, I'm thinkin' about your mother to a funky beat I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek I said, "Excuse me, lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium Way back in September 'cause you was beatboxin' for Lou Rawls In some bright red boxer drawers" You said ya moms was pretty and young But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot

She's got the wings and teeth of an African bat Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand) I said ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Aw, ya mom is so fat (How fat is she?) We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's And her skates went flat, I got stuck in her butt crack They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way 'Cause that would blow me round the world in a day We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay Because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot Ridin' on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot

With the wings and the teeth of an African bat, (bat, bat, bat) Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap (Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap) I said ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap (Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama got snake skin teeth Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings, dude she looks like Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back (You're a sellout) Ya mama's a sellout nigga, ya mama Nigga, ya mama did a pop tune nigga Ya mama's glasses are so thick She look into a map and see people wavin' at her Your mother got an Ouija board on her back Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin' His mother be hooked, fishin' with a and reel at the frozen food section Tre's mama got Playdough teeth and shit Ya mother be eatin' daisies like Now and Laters and shit Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs It just looks like she's just gliding across the floor

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.