#rickandmortyrp

[cybersp1d3r]

Open Starter

Morticia hunched over the workbench in the underground lab. She spent most of her time down in the lab, in the two years since she had killed her Rick she had forgone going to school, she didn't need it when she was already smarter than most people in the school, all thanks to some of Rick's tech. She had to admit, looking back she held a bit of sympathy for her Rick and Ricks in general but not enough to forgive him. She was close to finishing another gadget when she heard the distinct sound of a portal behind her. "So has Rick finally rediscovered Portal travel?" She inquired aloud, before turning with a disintegration pistol drawn. "Don't you're outmatched this is my home turf." She spoke.

[gcpdsfinest]

Okay so you know who Morty still has the chance to end up with now that Jessica won’t date him cause she’s a time god and Planetina is an eco terrorist, his girlfriend from the Vat of Acid episode. I really wish Morty would just get to be happy for once.

[selkie-spiritasmr]

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[ocroleplaywithme]

Hey!!! Does anyone want to roleplay?!

My usual roleplay partner has been super busy lately! Hoping I can find someone to fill in those lonely moment... I'm looking to do something more action relaxed, maybe an adventure or quest?! I normally do romance which is not terrible, but it grows boring after a time causing me to switch plots alot! Also If you are interested in Homestuck roleplay I have been practicing Eridan, Sollux, Gamzee and Equius, could totally use alot more practice.

[hack-of-all-trades]

There's the sound of a portal opening from behind 404 and a rather tall, bulky man steps through, eyes trained on the small man before a hand slides its way onto his shoulder, holding it in an iron grip. "And you thought i couldn't find you." ((this is for 505z btw, i cant go on anon since i partly own the page LOL ))

404 knew that this moment would come. Fucking with a man’s uniform was one thing. Accidentally turning it into a shade of salmon pink was another. But sending his hard earned bike to a shady part of Miami for a Morty to joy ride on: that seemed to be his breaking point.

“So, Five-0. Buddy. Friendo. We meet face to face. Welcome to my little set up. Made it myself, cookies and punch by the door, if you would care to use it again”

“Hey Rick, can you help me with this lev-………Yeah no, Im not dealing with this titanic level shit thats about to go down”

Morty left 404 and 505 alone, most likely to his grandfather’s doom, as the lights illuminated everything menacing on the citadel official’s face. 404 knew that he didnt just put a bull in a china shop, he put it in his china shop

And lets face it, at this rate, none of that china is coming out whole after this

[cybersp1d3r]

I decided to make this an Evil Morticia blog from Rick and Morty. would anyone like to RP?

[gcpdsfinest]

Question, should I remake my Morticia RP blog? I kinda want to but then again I kinda don’t because now there are a few RP blogs for her and I feel like nobody would want to interact?

[hack-of-all-trades]

Albino was silent as he was on his laptop silently hacking into a boring online game. He honestly just enjoyed to fuck around with people as he had his computer on his lap and chewing some gum silently. He stared stealing a shit ton of gold and taking some players down a ton of levels as he grinned to himself "check and mate." He spoke simply knowing that only Mortys really play on this server.

404′s Morty was leveling his weed whacking skill to 87 in GlyphLand. Through mass amounts of waiting around, slowly cutting weeds and quests somehow correlating with the seemingly useless skill, he took any amount of pride he could have gotten from his work. It was however, when he was cutting the weeds in a dwarfish area that he noticed something. Mortys of a far higher level previously discussing trade, now talked about losing gold for no known reason. It was with one instance that someones armor downgraded from sparkly foil to cardboard box tier. Morty might not have been the brightest one (as evidenced by spending too much time cutting weeds and training his animal petting skill for long nights) but he knew something was up. “H-hey Rick? I think something is up with GlyphLand. it sounds like a lot of players are losing gear and gold”“Its called PvP, Morty. Its what smaller peons use to try and feel superior to the even smaller peons, and kill them out of their stuff. Or to boost views on their social media channels, by maybe what, 10 views?”“Rick, you know I dont go in PvP after you hacked a trading server to be purely PvP”“I call it an unofficial loot drop, Morty. Like starving rats scavenging for survival.”“Rick, come on. I think we have someone hacking through one of the servers”“Oh-ho-hooooooo, we got ourselves a hot shit in the big toilet, do we? Gotta respect an agent of chaos, but in that trash compactor of a game? Pshh. Looowwwww standaaarrddss.”“Whats wrong Rick? Not gonna let it get to you that a Morty can hack stuff just as good as you can?”404′s eyes contracted to mere specs at the thought of a Morty in a video game being better than him at hacking. With a grit of his teeth and a clench of his fist, he wasted no time logging into the game, fingers ablaze in typing in code, in an attempt to track down the hacking Morty“Morty, what’s your username for this? Im going to track this steaming turd down, and if he is in your server, then Ill hunt him there”“Its SporttheMort64″An awkward pause bellowed from those words, as one boy’s shame mixed with one mans heavy judgement “Sport…..the Mort……Jesus fucking Christ, you are lucky Im fixated on finding this Morty and not shutting this game down just for that incredibly stupid username”“Ooohhh yeah, yeah. Like you can come up with anything better that works. You’d probably just have another DirtySanchez username, or keep up with that error message bit. Yeah, totally original on that front, Rick“I dont need judgement coming someone in shit-tier creativity, Morty. Try leveling that up instead of your other boring one-click skills. Now if you will shut up for one moment as I find this fucker.”“Though quick searches and fast action, 404 shifted through numerous Mortys with varying achievements and stats. Though processes of elimination, code monkeying and heavy drinking, he found the Morty causing a majority of the problems. Rick quickly brought up a private chat with him and frantically typed:“You think you can outsmart one of the greatest hackers known beyond the Citadel? You cant even fathom how I found you here, y’know why? cause IM HA-”Rick was stopped by the character limit of the game. With even deeper resentment for not killing off the game at this point, he swallowed his bitterness, entered what he typed and finished it off with:“-CKER RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK”

[hack-of-all-trades]

Open RP

It was about 40 minutes after seemingly embarrassing themselves from their citadel stunt, that 404 and Morty calmed down from their sass-session and finally returned to more subtle, yet striking jabs of sass while returning to their routines “Well I hope you’re happy from all this, you little turd. You cant go 10 minutes without looking up from that screen of yours and saying something snarky, can you?” “Well maybe I just do it so you can actually get off your ass and use that “superior hacker skill” you always tote around everyone”

“What do you think that little stunt was for, Morty? Self-advertising? These Ricks look for other Ricks with skill and gall so they can get things done. Its called networking, Morty! Networking with others that can get us to bigger and better places! Not like you would know anything with that, playing your stupid games and posting on your blogs”

“Hey, don’t you start on Frost Realm 12: Super Game of the Year of the Decade edition. This is the best one yet and you know it!” “Yeah, for a company that made the first version 14 years ago and have it on every console generation since. And besides, I got you every other edition of that game and saw nothing change between any of them. Lazy design and over marketing for it should have killed it, if it wasn’t for idiots like you giving into temptation” “Sure Rick, just, just like how its sooooo funny to hack all the soda machines to explode on pressing a button cause of overcarbonating the drinks” “You cant deny that it sounds hilarious to say that a poor dumbass died of a freak Mountain Mist accident” “Or making all the computers at the secretary of state switch up the numbers of the people waiting in line?” “A great test of human condition, Morty. Civil service turned to civil war in a matter of minutes” “Or what about that time you increased the speed of those bullet trains by 40%?” “Hey, no one complained when people got to the next stop 20 minutes early, just when they smashed against 3 doors keeping the train together” “Im trying to say that your hacks are weak, Rick. You’re, You’re an agent of chaos who cant even get a license to thrill” “ Hey, I can back up my shit with skill, and you know it as much as I do. Maybe when you get off your ass and do something outside fighting your…..dumb virtual dragons” “Wyverns, Rick. “Don’t give a shit, Morty” The both of them went back to their tasks, with flashing lights and faded sounds giving life to the otherwise silent room “Just you wait, Morty. One of those Ricks will see my skill, and then, Ill be Citadel name in no time”