#rick and morty RP

[buggiebeetlesposts]

DREW @nihilistic-rick once more! I swear, I love this smug loser.✨💙

[fortuneteller-morty]

((Fortune Teller Morty’s Rick - The Oracle Rick))

[rickwithtits]

[rickva186]

Reblog if you’re a Rick Sanchez (any kind/dimension) blog.

[stick-rick]

Knock knock open up!

[ Jerry opens the door. ]

Hellooo?

[t0x1cr1ck]

"So what's your whole thing?"

@your-dead-wife

It's uh...kind of complicated...I don't suppose you know what a detoxifier is, do you...?

[your-dead-wife]

PINNED

[ @coffeerick swiftly pins Diana to a wall with his laser pistol pointed at her forehead, holding her arms down behind her back. He seems to be on edge despite his poor attempts to hide it. ]

The young woman cried out, trying to pull away before giving up.

"Look, I don't know what you want. But you don't need to do this. Don't shoot me."

[fallingthruthehourglass]

"Hey kid, wanna make a deal????"

@local-triangle

“Uh…wh-wha—what k-kind of—of d-deal..? Wh—who are y-you..?”

[snoopyrick]

For anyone interested in pursuing me romantically. This is what you see when you walk into my house

[blue-rick24]

Eight years is a very important birthday for Blue Rick, so thanks so much for all of his birthday wishes, everybody!!!!! 💙💙💙 ( :D

He eight all the cake… 🤭

🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

[sweettoothrick]

I can see why you were banned from a bakery.

FFUCK YOU. I-I DIDN’T DO SHIT.

THEY’RE KEEPING M-MY DELICIOUS SWEETS FROM ME..,THEY WILL PAY. MARK. MY. WORDS.

THEY CAN’T GET RID OF ME FOR LONG.

[jerbearsmith]

“I-I f-feel weird…”

~ @fallingthruthehourglass

Jerry caught them and mumbled a swear word under his breath. He picked them up and carried them inside, gently placing them on the living room sofa.

He wasn't a super genius like Rick, but he was a dad. He knew how to make sick children better.

"Where's your parents?..."

He asked as he got them a hot water bottle and some water.

[puddlerick]

You want some coffee? *burp* Can you- Can you even drink coffee?

- @coffeerick

I can drink coffee just as well as I can drink alcohol.

It does kinda make my whole water body what ever you wanna call it boiling hot but oh well

[rickwithtits]

How did some of your people in your Dimension have mushrooms on them and have grayer skin? @xvsuperiorrick

"Oh, you mean like Jerry? Jerry get the f-fuck in here I need you f-for something!"

"Basically- This idiot got mauled by a zombie while I was preoccupied with saving the goddamn earth-"

"Wait- who are you telling this to?"

"Shut up, Jerry. Anyway, the virus itself was c-created towards the end of the civil war when the humans needed a solution to the vampiric scourge, the other side of the civil war. Made by humans f-for the vamps, but ultimately wiping most of them out instead, poetic irony really..."

"So... what did you need me for agai-" Riq reaches over and yanks on one of Jerry's head mushrooms. "OW!"

"Jerry hadn't f-finished turning by the time I got back and Beth still c-cared about him at that point so I was able to turn him into something else instead of a zombie. His genetic makeup is primarily fungi at this point, so he won't deteriorate as quickly and he's k-kept most of his brain f-function... as f-far as I can tell."

Jerry frowns and soothes his poor mushrooms. "Did you really need me for that..?"

[rickva186]

((From the archives: Some old Rick VA-186 art. Good god these are old.)

[stick-rick]

For anyone who was wondering: Morty's fine in @rubberricky's dimension, but if he's exposed to anything more complex than that his head WILL explode.