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[cvnt4him]

„bound to falling in love”

I'll never understand that, why do fools fall in love?

[teh-inggris]

aw seriously

[paaelle]

Due to seeing some Cupid fanart recently, I remembered some days ago I felt like I had to check out the episodes where Remy gets his revenge on Timmy or smt like that

Came back with only 2 screenshots of Cupid on this outfit he uses for like 3 seconds

I think it's cute and I want to draw it (its not happening soon)

[karda]

IM CLASPING MY HANDS NOT IN WORSHIP OR DEVOTION BUT FOR A LACK OF ANYTHING BETTER TO DO

[shadesofmauve]

Hands off the disability aids

(Ken Donnelly has a cane in Sunset and Evenign Star, after getting caught in an IED on Omega in aStSHB)

"Chief, Commander." The Specialist Jones nodded politely as he put his tray down on the mess table, stepping over the bench. His foot hit something that rattled, and he reached under the table,

"It's in the way, I was just going to move it over here."

Donnelly looked over at Shepard without taking his hand off the cane. "Permission to shoot him if he touches my cane again, ma'am?"

She looked away from her conversation with the XO, face bland. "What was your last firing range score?"

Donnelly blushed. "It's, er, been a while."

"Then no."

Jones' you-got-yours smirk of satisfaction was interrupted by Joker's snort before it even got started.

"Permission to shoot him on Donnelly's behalf?" Joker asked.

The corner of Shepard's mouth twitched up. "Granted."

Jones started to splutter, realized he was spluttering at the Commander, and swallowed it. Barely.

XO Nguyen's 'impassive' face let even less through than Shepard's. "I think the doctor have something to say about giving the crew permission to shoot each other."

"It's fine," Shepard said, and now the other corner of her mouth twitched up into a definite smile. "Chakwas already has permission to shoot whoever she wants."

[bitchfitch]

You know. when I wrote Cadfael and Monty to have grown up in extreme isolation, only ever getting to hang out with eachother and very rarely talking to anyone outside the help and the clergy, I didn't really. consider some things.

They were eachothers entire world, but forbidden from so much as holding hands with eachother or anyone else, and they grew up believing they would die on the same day sometime before they turned 25. Everyone involved in raising them Also knew these facts about them.

What I'm getting at is I don't think either of these men knew what sex was until they were Well into their 40s

because no one like. ever thought sex ed would be important for them, and then after Cadfael got sick. no one considered that they Didn't know what sex was and so never really like. They never got the talk in a culture where sex was a private thing not talked about in polite company.

They've been life partners since the age of ten and have by complete accident, never fucked. Because they didn't know fucking was a thing they could do.

[forsakencarrion]

Gore CW

Is it really a homoerotic relationship with a forbidden deity if you don't occasionally have nightmares of said deity killing and throwing you away like you were nothing to them?

And my fuck ass art process;

[pine-needle-shuffle]

Game plan

"This sucks."

Pulling on the ShinRa issued blues, Yuffie scowled. Dawning the uniform of the enemy was the last thing she wanted to be doing. It was insulting. And just. So. Itchy. ShinRa had to have a better budget than this, right?

Hanging loose, the uniform bunched awkwardly under the plates as she tried to put them on. It was all around to big, but it'd have to work. At least for this one mission.

Taking a breath, she turned back to her bed, and grabs the helmet she set aside.

Opening the door and stepping into the hallway, Yuffie hangs her head, helmet still in hand. An infiltration mission? She should be stoked. But an air of disdain dampened the mood, she wanted nothing to do with the damn company, even if it's fake.

Down in the bridge, the others were waiting to see her off.

Making her way down, she passed Cloud in the corridor, trying her damnedest not to meet his eyes. That didn't stop her from seeing the way his wings stiffened as she walked by, or how his pace quickened. He used to see people in these uniforms all the time, what was his deal?

Filing away his reaction, Yuffie continued down the hall until she made it to the bridge doors.

They were all looking at her, expectant. They just needed to discuss the plan, that was it. Taking a seat, she straightens her back, attention on the plan.

As the briefing went on, the less she heard. Eyes shifted to her on and off, and the longer she sat, the worse the uniform felt.

Trying to wring her attention back in, she stared intently on the board set up in front, Barret and Cait motioning to it now and again. But even then, it was starting to grate on her again. That second skin made of cheap, rough cotton felt as though it was eating her alive.

Yuffie barely heard the end of the team's explanation, something about Zack being her ride out of the base.

[batdroiid]

can you believe it guys? Christmas, just a week away. Christmas is in a week! woohoo! i am so happy about this information. Christmas, just a week away. oh wow. can you believe it? Christmas, just in a week! it got here so fast! Christmas, just a w

[secretandpurplememories]

Gonna file a petition for asking din ki nind to come at night 🥲🤌🏻

[butchreg]

9 new posts today whadda freak ... i sleebi pup now , hopes u enjoy all my silliness friends ( ՞ ܸ. .ܸ՞ ) more sillies tomorrow i expect... now am feelin' kinda fussy might curl up in ball with my stuffies and do.... i dunno what ,, head real foggy and coonfusing righ now.. ໒꒰ྀི -᷅ ⤙ -᷄ ꒱ྀི১. growling.. real ferocious

[macabremadness]

fuck you *shoots the urs with the twili-ification beam*

I MEAN IT MAKES SENSE TO ME

turns the creatures from another dimension that doesn't have light into creatures from another dimension that doesn't have light

[racingmiku2018]

i remember when me and my siblings were helping my dad pack up to move apartments one of us accidentally packed his full inhaler with the empty ones and we brought that box of inhalers to the new place and drove back to the old one and when my dad found out he said "ill just let myself die if i have an asthma attack" and then later in the night he did have an asthma attack and i had to call an ambulance for him and when they got there they helped him with his stupid asthma and then had to help me because i was having a panic attack bc i thought i had put the inhaler in the wrong box and it wouldve been my fault if he died. i was 15

[temporary-no-name]

This this this this

[webvampzz]

trying to find a cool ref pic for my art but i just end up doomscrolling

[spamtoon]

One of my favorite genres of comedic bit is the arms race. When it's over something stupid