#rgbaits

[goldensadnessdolphin]

Breaking News:

Local tumblrina found LYING to innocent asker in what the prosecutor calls "a crime most foul". The scandal, dubbed as RGBait by major News network TumblrRedhanded, is sure to bring down the accused.

The assigned defense attourney appeared confident, saying "The Defendant can't possibly lie. Nobody who makes such good, touching comics would ever lie on the internet."

However, a person close to the defendant who wants to remain anonymous has produced damning evidence. The photo has been vetted by forensic scientists and has allegedly been taken by the leaker on the same day as the ask. Faint of heart, you may want to look away:

GoldenSadnessDolphin Press has reached out to the assigned attourney for comment, but so far received none. We will update the story if and when new information is available.

Sometimes the dual monitors with the light up keyboard is in ur heart, yknow?

I would rather they be in my room 😔

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[goldensadnessdolphin]

It appears that the defendant has released a statement, directly attacking and accusing this very news organization:

[Image ID: a screenshot of tags by @tooquirkytolose reading: #you COMMISSIONED A DOODLE FOR SLANDER???? #dear readers I have been FRAMED 😭😭😭]

It appears like the defendant switched from trying to cover up the incident to ridiculous accusations of coersion or even falsifying evidence.

GoldenSadnessDolphin Press will aid the prosecution to deal with this menace to society. Until that day comes, we will not rest. Our efforts to bring you unbiased, factual, independent news will continue.

We ask you, Defendant, is this not you? Does the photo not clearly show you? Are you willing to lie again?

Jail for Defendant! Jail for Defendant for One Thousand Years!!!! #RGBait

Sometimes the dual monitors with the light up keyboard is in ur heart, yknow?

I would rather they be in my room 😔