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when the punks had nazi issues in their community they beat their asses. when america has nazi problems we let them march and use florida as their testing grounds
#be more like the punks put people in psychical danger WE the people means WE are the concrete of the government and can demolish and relish!#the opposite of patriotic moment#im actually kinda retarded tho
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A very rare SR-71 #977 photo before it crashed. Jim Goodall.
Second photo is what remains of the 977.
It is on display at the Museum of flight Seattle ,Washington. You can get in this cockpit and have a picture taken.
Abe Kardong was chief pilot at Flightcraft in Spokane. He was an Air Force test pilot, and test flew the SR-71.
The cockpit of that SR-71, that crashed, is now at the Seattle "Museum of Flight."
When Abe Kardong’s brand-new Air Force SR-71 Blackbird shattered a wheel rim on takeoff at California's Beale Air Force Base. Kardong stayed with the aircraft as it veered off the runway and crashed, but his reconnaissance systems officer, Major Jim Kogler, ejected. What Kardong remembers most after climbing out of the burning airplane to help Kogler as he parachuted down is the reaction of his six-foot, five-inch backseater: "I always wondered if my knees would clear the instrument panel."
Around 10:00 AM on October 10, 1968, SR-71 17977 was poised to take off on Runway 14 at Beale Air Force Base, California. With 12,000 feet of concrete in front of him, Pilot Abe Kardong received the “all clear” light gun signal from the tower and pushed the throttles up causing the high pressure 415 psi tires to roll. As Kardong firewalled the throttles, the afterburners lit one after another with their distinctive green flash. Faster and faster, the tires sped down the runway, straining against centrifugal force until
🌟 the brake on the left main landing gear failed catastrophically. Shrapnel pierced the underside of the wing which contained thousands of pounds of fuel. This fuel spewed out, ignited by the glowing afterburners into a raging inferno speeding down the runway like a comet🌟. The launch crew, following 977 in a motor vehicle got on the radio, telling the airmen that they had “one hell of a fire”.
Fortunately, all of this happened before the aircraft reached its critical speed in which it must take off. They still had enough runway ahead to stop, plus a trusty arresting cable at the threshold designed just to bring the Blackbird to a halt. Kardong smartly deployed the drag chute, but it was immediately made useless, consumed by flames behind the plane. All six landing gear went flat, resulting in the collapse of a landing gear strut, the sharp engine nacelle now grinding against the concrete. Kardong steered toward the last chance to stop the plane, the arresting cable. Instead of catching, the titanium leading edge of the nacelle sliced through the cable like butter.
As the airspeed died down, the flames crept forward toward Reconnaissance Systems Officer James Kogler in the back seat. He decided to pull the little yellow handle between his legs and eject. He was thrust from the cockpit in an instant, his parachute blossoming, slowly lowering him to the field below. Although he would make a full recovery, he landed with scrapes, bruises and a compressed spine from the g-shock upon leaving the aircraft.
Pilot Kardong chose to stay with the aircraft, which was now skidding on its belly along the 1,000 foot overrun at the end of the strip. The Blackbird used all of it, coming to a halt in a field beyond the concrete. The launch crew drove up to the still burning plane, assisting Kardong from the wreckage. He was completely unharmed. Crash trucks would arrive, dousing the plane. The once beautiful aircraft lay there on its belly, battered, missing its rear canopy and covered in fire retardant foam. 977 was a complete loss, but everyone involved in the accident survived.
@Habubrats71 via X
#sr 71#sr71#sr 71 blackbird#blackbird#aircraft#usaf#lockheed aviation#skunkworks#aviation#mach3+#habu#reconnaissance#cold war aircraft
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I’m just now becoming obsessed with Logan after the Deadpool Wolverine movie and I need more fics!!
Logan and Wade protect the reader at all costs bar from some asshole then realise she’s too drunk to drive herself home?? Some smut 🥹🥹
Drunken Force
Wade x Reader x Logan
2595 words
WARNINGS: P in V, smut, non-con, rape, Somnophila, crying, double penetration, some comfort, kidnapping, alcohol, language. Use of the word "Retarded" to describe a drunk man.
MINORS DNI
You fall to the concrete, the bouncer's hands finally leaving your arms as he throws you out. Apparently, there’s a new drinking limit, and you obviously weren’t very happy about it, then caused some big ass scene because you couldn’t get another shot of whiskey.
So now here you were, looking stupid as you wobble to get back to your feet, immediately having to hold onto the hood of some stranger's car in order to keep yourself up, but you let go of it to look back at the bouncer who shakes his head at you, making you giggle. Fuck today was horrible. Your friends all fucking hated you and you weren’t sure why, and you fucked up one of your missions at work. Now you couldn’t just drink everything away. Oh, and to add to the problems. You take your phone out of your pocket. The asshole of a bouncer fucking broke it when he threw you to the ground, so now you couldn’t even call an uber. Fucking shit.
“Hey, beautiful.” Ew. The voice makes you turn around. Some ugly ass drunk dude walks towards you, and even in your drunk state, you want nothing to do with him, so you just ignore him and walk away, stumbling towards the wall to keep yourself up. “Oh come on baby.” You hear him jogging lightly to stop you, grabbing your arm and turning you around. “I just wanna have some fun with a beautiful babe tonight…” He holds your waist and walks you until your back is against the wall. You would’ve already broken his fucking jaw if you weren’t drunk right now. “I gotchu baby…” His words are slurred, making him sound absolutely retarded, and his breath was revolting as his hot nasty breath fanned over your face, making you turn away and gag, you would’ve actually thrown up if his hand didn’t shoot up and force you to face him.
“Get the fuck off of me.” You finally mumble. You knew you probably wouldn’t be able to overpower the asshole drunk, but it never hurt to try. Well. It might hurt a little.
“Bad words for such a cute little mouth.” That’s not hot dude. “It would look a lot better around my cock.” He tries to reach up and touch your lips, but you suck your lips in and turn your head again. His nasty fucking hands aren’t touching shit.
“I said, get the fuck off of me.” Your voice is more stern this time, hoping that somewhere in his fat head he would back off. But nope. Instead, he has the fucking audacity the backhand you, not very hard since he was drunk, but it still made your head turn.
“This is the part where you shut the fuck up, and I fuck you right here on this fucking wall.” He growls into your ear.
“Just leave me alone dude.” You look back up at him. You’ve gotten many worse threats in your line of work. It wasn’t exactly for the weak to be a mercenary.
He scoffs. Oh I’m sorry was that fucking funny? Your face contorts in anger, and just as you're about to go off on him, another voice takes the show.
“She said to leave her the fuck alone.” You look over the asshole's shoulder, and behind him are two men, both were tall and definitely hot that was undeniable. But one was wearing some kind of costume. Red and black with white little eyes
“You dude, and you are not hot enough for a babe like that.” The other guy, the one wearing a costume, makes a circle movement with his hand towards you, and the asshole fucking speaks up again, his voice revolting enough to make you gag again.
“Just mind your own fucking business, cocksuckers.” He turns around on the last word, and you think his nasty mouth is about to touch your lips, but instead his hand collides with the wall next to your head, hard. Then he’s pulled away from you, the larger man had his hand fucking pulling the dudes hair as he threw him to the ground, and you stayed plastered to the wall.
“Wanna keep running your fucking mouth asshole?”
“Uh oh, daddy is not happy.”
“Dude what the fuck! She’s my girlfriend!” Ew what no the fuck you are not.
“No the fuck I ain’t” You chuckle, the alcohol in your body turning it into a giggle, and the man with the beard has his eyes land on you.
“Look dude, say one more word, and I’m just gonna shove this down your throat,” He pulls a gun out of a holster on his costume, “And I’m gonna fucking shoot you.” The asshole finally get up to his knees, then stands up, taking one last look at you before finally fucking leaving.
“Are you alright?” One of the men walked up to you, and you hoped to God he wouldn’t touch you, you felt nasty enough, even if this guy was a fucking God.
“Yea. I’m okay, thank you.” You tell him, taking a step forward and losing your balance still fucking drunk and you fall into the costume dudes arms as he catches you.
“Hope you’re not driving like that.” You shake your head.
“Was gonna walk.” You stand straight again, still wobbly as you do.
“Yea I don’t think so.” Excuse you? “You can barely stand, what makes you think you can walk home, especially with an asshole like that around?” He nods in the direction the drunk man went. You close your eyes for a moment, a ringing sound in your head that makes you wanna puke causing your brain to throb.
“Well, I can’t call an uber, the bouncer broke my phone when he threw me out.” You shrug, and shift a little while standing, causing you to lose your footing again, but this time the costume dude was ready to catch you.
“How about we take you home instead?” The man offers as he holds you, and you can feel the look he gives the bigger man. “Cause Logan, clearly this little bunny can’t walk home, there’s a fox on the loose, haven’t you watched Zootopia?”
“You mean the movie where everything was fine in the end?” Logan asks. “Not the best movie to compare to the situation. But if she would like a ride.” He looks down at you, still being held by the costumed dude. “Then yes Wade, we can take her home.” Wade and Logan.
You nod a little. “That would be awesome, but you guys aren’t like… serial killers or anything right?” Your words slur a little, and Wade speaks behind you.
“Uhhh well.” He looks up at Logan. “Yes, and no.”
“That works.”
They take you to their car, Wades arm around you as he walks you and helps you into the back of a rusted red pick up truck and you feel your back pocket get lighter as he puts you in, but as soon as the engine starts, your eyes feel heavy, and you fall asleep with your head leaning on a window, only one thought in your mind. They don’t know your address.
When you wake up, sore you might add. Well, you didn’t expect to wake up. But you do, and you actually shoot up. Realising you’re definitely not in your home for one, and then two you were on a couch, but you relax a little, remembering you didn’t tell the guys your home address last night, and assuming they’d take you home once they woke up, so you lean back, hugging your knees to your chest, your brain throbbing with a headache.
“Do you need anything?” You flinch, one of the men from last night standing next to the couch, only wearing pyjamas, low enough to see his V line but you immediately look away.
“Uh, no. I’m sorry about last night, and I fell asleep before I could… Tell you my address.” You only just realised how fucking stupid you sounded, making you shrink into yourself.
“You’re alright bunny, figured you could stay here anyways.” Stay? That didn’t sound right.
“Oh, is my little girl awake?” Little fucking girl? You hear Wade's voice, before he’s standing opposite of Logan. Logan on your left, Wade on your right, also only wearing pyjamas. Just with unicorns on them. And your heart starts to panic. Why the fuck would drunk you let this happen? You’d have to talk to yourself later and put yourself down to fucking forgive yourself later. If there is a later.
“She is, looking a lot better too.”
“She looks amazing in my shirt.” What- You look down, you’re wearing a white shirt with a fucking unicorn on it, and only then do you realise you’re also not wearing anything fucking else.
“I better have at least been awake.” You try to lighten the mood, then Logan sits next to you, his hand gently squeezing your thigh.
“You were.”
“For the most part.” Wade adds. But regardless, they still fucking raped you, and you were acting much calmer than you should’ve been.
“And we woke up nice and early, just so you’d be more awake this time.” His finger gently moves a strand of hair out of your face, but that sentence was apparently enough to trigger you, and you start to move off the couch.
“No, I think I’ll actually be going now.” Your voice is higher than normal, and as you stand, Wade has made his way in front of you, and his palm lands on your chest before he pushes you back down.
“It wasn’t a question, peanut.” He tells you, then makes his way down to straddle your lap, and you feel Logan's lips suddenly attach to the skin on your neck, making your eyes widen as you try to lean away from him, but Wade keeps you steady by leaning down and kissing the other side of your neck.
“Please… stop.” You whine, then start to try pushing at him but he’s a fucking brick and he just leans in closer, and you feel Logan bite you gently as you start to struggle.
“Just relax, let us take care of you. It’s the least you can do considering we helped you last night.” Wade tells you, getting off of you and picking you up with a vice grip as he carries you away from the couch and Logan follows, getting on top of you the second you’re thrown onto a bed. Fuck, fuck, fuck. You’d already be fighting these assholes if you knew you would be able to, but they’d probably be able to snap you like a fucking twig.
“Oh, fuck.” A moan escapes your throat as Logan moves down and you leave your thoughts as he sucks your clit into his lips gently before licking your hole, Wade crawling on top of you, his own lips attaching to yours. And it was already too much.
Wade sucks the fucking life out of you with the most starven kiss you have ever fucking experienced, leaving you breathless as Logan worked on making you cum, at some point causing you to moan into Wades mouth as he pumps his fingers into you. And you were sure you looked a fucking mess with Wades hickeys decorating your neck in purple and red marks on your hips from the fucking grip hes had on you, trying to keep your hips steady as you tried to rock yourself against Logan, coming closer to your finish with every second that passed.
And finally as you do cum, your moans silenced in Wades lips, you hear Logan say something, but you don’t hear it as you finally get to catch your breath, Wades mouth leaving yours before he sits up, wasting no time as he leans back against the bedframe with your back against his front, and you feel his hands moving around as he’s making you straddle him before he pushes himself into you with no warning, erupting another moan from your lips as he pulls you back against his chest, and your left to watch Logan as he also his removes his cock from his pants and it hits his stomach as he kneels in front of you. Whispering shit you could barely hear into your ear but it still makes you whine as his lips touch yours, kissing you like he fucking hated you before his hands took hold of your thighs, the lack of recent movement helping you think.
“You sure we’ll both fit?” You hear Wade behind you, but you still aren’t conscious enough to even comprehend the meaning behind his words.
“I’ll make sure we do.” Was all Logan said before moving you with Wade still inside of you, him moving with you until you’re both comfortable and Logan's fingers making their way back into your cunt, stretching you impossibly further. “You’re being such a good fucking girl.” and “Can’t believe you tried telling us no.” Were only words that fell on your deft ears.
A sort of scream erupting from your throat as he gets closer to you, trying to push into you and you swear you feel something warm trickle down between your bodies as he manages to shove himself inside of you, you assume it’s blood, considering your current fucking position as Logan pulls out a little, then slams back into you, causing another scream to come from your throat, tears starting to fall from your eyes and your hands move up to Logans shoulders as you try to push him off of you.
“Hey, hey.” He groans, but his voice is soft as his hands move up to hold your face, squishing your cheeks a little as he stares into your eyes, his look was almost comforting and it probably would’ve soothed you more if you were being fucking torn in half. “Just breathe okay.” He mumbles slightly, his lips hovering over yours as he gently runs small circles over the sensitive spot under your ear, slowly pushing the rest of himself inside of you, but it’s not as painful as your breathing matches his, eventually, after feeling him move a little more inside of you, the pain does go away. “See? It’s gonna feel so good, just relax.” He tells you, then you feel Wades hips begin to jerk, slower than Logan’s as they both fuck you, Logan’s pace eventually picking up, and Wade takes his turn to whisper into your ears, but you don’t hear it. Your body feeling tired and stressed as they both violate you.
With Logan kissing you, and Wades sweet words, eventually you do reach your edge, moaning into Logan’s mouth as they feel your walls tighten around them, groans emitting from both of their throats as you’re still sandwiched between them.
Then the room is filled with moans, yours being the loudest, then they both move, and you feel hollow without them inside of you, but worry crosses your eyes as you see a trail of blood leave you as Logan pulls out, and Wade lifts you gently off of him. Placing you down next to him and you look stupid out of your mind as you immediately lean down on his shoulder, your eyes fluttering closed but you see Logan pulling his pyjamas back up as he moves to sit on your other side, kissing the top of your head.
“Can we keep her?” Wade asks him.
“Yes, we can keep her.”
#marvel#marvel smut#fanfic#marvel fanfiction#smut#x reader#wolverine#deadpool#wade#wade wilson#Logan#logan howlett#deadpool and wolverine#logan x reader#wade x reader
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Mais toi tu en as pensé quoi de Bref 2?
Très honnêtement j'en ai pensé beaucoup de choses. Positives pour la plupart. Cette série a permis aux gens qui ont du mal à se déchiffrer d'avoir plus de clefs pour le faire et à ceux qui se comprennent déjà que le fait de savoir ne nous empêche pas de rester dans une inertie douloureuse. Ça a autrement été perturbant de se sentir compris par un mec qu'on ne connait pas dans une série fictive. Il me semble que ça a remis certaines choses dans leur contexte, et ça a permis de mettre des images sur des issues qu'on craint tous. Tout ce qui est abordé, on peut se l'approprier, de la rupture amicale, en passant par l'amoureuse, en s'arrêtant sur l'introspection et notre place dans le conflit avec ce continuum de sanité, en continuant sur ce temps qui passe et qui angoisse. Le truc qu'on a tous retenu c'est Jean-Jacques parce que Jean-Jacques représente tout ce dont on a peur: un homme éteint, spectateur de sa vie, plus impliqué dans celle des autres, qui a perdu sûrement l'amour de sa vie en restant fidèle à lui-même. De plus, la métaphore de l'introspection est très juste, quand on se parle dans notre tête, à nos versions antérieures et futures, ce qu'on appelle faire le point. Tout est métaphorique pour qu'on puisse se l'approprier. Tout est presque trop expliqué pour démontrer à quel point se comprendre et comprendre les autres n'a jamais été inné mais bien bâti sur un travail acharné qui s'inscrit dans chaque seconde de notre vie. J'ai pas pensé que c'était une série sur l'amour, sur le taff, sur les copains, sur la famille, sur un appartement ou sur comment monter une boîte. J'ai pensé que c'était une série qui parle de toutes les facettes de nos vies en montrant à quel point elles sont interconnectées entre elles et à quel point elles peuvent générer des craintes qui nous enferment. Ça explique très bien les pensées intrusives, les cercles vicieux, l'isolement, la peur du changement. Le mal être sera toujours plus confortable que le mieux être car, même si au début il nous coûte plus, à la fin, il nous coûte moins que partir de notre zone de désespoir-confort. Ce n'est pas une série culpabilisante, elle est seulement très juste, là pour nous faire ouvrir les yeux et initier de l'action de notre part car tout commence par l'action. Beaucoup de psy l'ont critiquée car elle donne cette sensation d'être compris sur l'instant sans pour autant qu'on fasse quoique ce soit après. Certes. Mais c'est normal, rien n'y personne n'entamenera l'action d'un changement/d'une évolution/d'une nouveauté profonde si ce n'est nous même. Elle est juste réconfortante et permet peut-être de montrer aux gens qui sont émotionnellement en retard jusqu'à où on peut aller. Là où ils ont été très bon c'est sur la manière de standardiser certaines angoisses et de les animer. Une pensée c'est abstrait, un visuel c'est plus concret et terre à terre. Et puis cette question d'âge, le mec a 40 ans et commence à comprendre que de décentrer et prendre du recul c'est pas un conseil fumeux mais ça laisse de l'espoir, on peut donc matûrer jusqu'à tard, rien n'est perdu. Elle nous fait réaliser que tout est dur dans la vie, surtout de savoir ce qu'on veut et ce qui peut nous rendre heureux et qu'on a vite fait de négliger ses aspects fondamentaux. Il faut s'ouvrir au monde et aux autres pour en comprendre toute la complexité et les différences inter-individuelles. C'est ça qu'ils nous proposent avant tout: faites attention à vous mais aussi à ce qui vous entourent, du contexte, aux émotions, aux réactions et aux besoins. On est tous les mêmes, pourquoi s'épuiser à se faire la guerre quand on peut juste utiliser ce temps pour s'adapter et communiquer. On a les mêmes angoisses, travaillons sur nous, sur elles, pour faciliter la tâche à tout le monde. On est pas les adversaires des gens qu'on aime mais bien leur partenaire.
Voilà, réponse longue, complète mais dont je pourrai parler plus. Merci pour la question, tu en as pensé quoi toi ?
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are you so retarded you actually believe biden is "for" any of those things
Mmm ableism is a bad look, Anon.
Those are all things Biden has passed executive orders on, pushed congress on, and done everything in his power to pass into law in our nation. Like, these are concrete things he actually DID DO.
He DID pass prison reform laws.
He DID create federal protections for trans children.
He DID get thousands of people's student loan debt forgiven and is working on MORE.
He DID sign us back up for the Paris Accords and has added TONS of land to protected status.
He DID pass a ton of COVID measures Day 1 he got into office.
He DID undo a ton of harmful things Trump enacted.
He DID help protect reproductive rights after Roe v Wade was overturned (which he as President had no control over because he didn't appoint those judges).
Stop pretending Biden has done nothing in office.
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anyone else watch that hour and a half video of that smarmy podcaster dad airing out his personal grievances with his recently estranged tiktok-famous daughter and trying to act like his crazy ass isn't large part of why the woman seems low key messed up. Yeah her videos are like screws in a blender but when you get a glimpse at the type of emotionally retarded uber rich dipshits that raised her it seems like this outcome was a sort of best case scenario. So yes here's my first cator99 cinema recommendation. It's called "Why I Cut My Daughter Out Of My Will" and there's enough plot twists to keep one engaged perhaps while you lift concrete blocks in your room as one does. It's a certified Coping and Seething Estranged Parent classic.
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Despite having thought about how I'd want to change The dancestors role (and Jake) in act 6 so they aren't as wasted (as my previous few asks/posts have talked about) I'm a lot less certain in what to do with the rest of the cast. Obviously Vriska learning from the example post-retcon Aranea sets by her learning and improving from her pre-retcon self-destructive spiral is important but beyond that? The only major changes in terms of main character changes is making Davekat not exist and thus not having both characters fall into trap of becoming shells of their former selves. its a bit surprising that despite how much I've thought about it after all these years, I still don't have a complete concrete vision of an Ideal act 6. Though I suspect its possibly because there are SO MANY ways to have done it differently and still have it be better, but on the other hand I'm not a writer (though I am DM and enjoy theory-crafting and world-building as hobbies) so actually tying down these things isn't wholly my forte. and in fairness, we are doing this all in hindsight, and most of us aren't in as shitty a situation as hussie put himself into. still at least 60% his fault, 10% his friends and relationships, 20% Hussie not planning this shit out in advance, and 10% Hussie giving special privileges to Vriska. [Primary ask] ==>So I'm curious (Possibly assuming we use the previous discussions as a base), what else would you change? Plot-lines, character development, ect. Have any of your previous thoughts on the matter (from... what? A year ago by now?) Changed any? This can be both for act 6/7, or even Dubiously Canon material. [Vent due to being annoyed by Junefags tagging their content that has nothing to do with John] ==> (Dear EVERYONE who thinks June makes sense. If hussie intended John to be Trans, we'd have seen it be made fun of in Act 1. Hussie was not subtle about that shit. He'd have made it known, then made fun of the audience on both sides and their reactions to that information, then had it all blow up in their faces because he was a troll. We'd have had Pesterlogs about it. We'd probably have had the trolls questioning it, then saying its stupid bullshit for wigglers, who would then promptly be culled and used for fucking paint. Because Trolls. Hussie wouldn't have done literally nothing until some douchebag found his magic stale as fuck candybar after his comic fucking ended. get over it. Have fun exploring it fanfic all you like, but trying to pretend it was always the case is retarded. The same level of mental deficiency is demonstrated by giving a baby a pair of flintlock pistols, loaded, and with the safety turned off, as is shown in that backwards idea. June venting aside, their are some actually very well made fanfics exploring that idea, so in an alternative universe its not without merit.)
Still on the side of bringing back the dead trolls for Act 6 to help and be with the Alpha Kids and their session. Maybe have some of them confront with the Cherubs as both Calliope/Caliborn are antagonists. Both represent the fandom of both good and bad in the worst traits. The trolls and kids would have to find a way to stop them. In another scenario, have some of the dead trolls be with John and Jade during the ride for the Alpha session. Part of it could be an excuse to separate Eridan from Kanaya so she doesn't kill him again and he gets put under watch if he tries to pull anything. The trolls would confront the kids, conflicts about human vs troll standards in things like morals and quadrant relationships. Soon, they come to an understanding and agree to help each other out as friends. Davesprite as well would also have a chance to talk with his counterpart self to help give closure for his identity and knowing that a version of him will live his best life with his friends and the people he loves. Maybe have the once dead trolls keep an eye on the Alpha session and talk with them via Trollian while on the meteor. Let even the Beta Kids use it to talk with their descendants. Friendships blooming, possible ship hints for some, all working together to stop Lord English, The Condesce, Jack Noir, and Caliborn/Calliope. Each group fighting against them. One group of trolls fights Jack, Karkat and the others go up against The Condesce, Beta Kids get Lord English, and Alphas with Cherubs. Have assists from Nannasprite, Jaspersprite, and Davesprite. Once bad guys defeated, they all arrived on Earth C, Matriorb was made after Roxy have trust in the trolls, Wayward Vagabond is still present, no kingdoms, every country lives in democracy, and people can choose endings however they please. For me: JohnVris, DaveJade, Rosemary, Karezi, EriRoxy, FefNep, Arasol, DirkJake, EquiusJane, WVPM, Tavros making a special organization to make sure the animals on Earth C live peacefully with the citizens that it will be an allegory of how all of them are now living in Eden Paradise.
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☆𝓔𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓪𝓯𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓼𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓼 𝓪 𝓯𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽☆
You're knuckles burn, and your chest constricts. You wished for once you could just be angry without tears rising to the occasion. One rolls down your swollen cheekbone anyways.
Pathetic piece of-
"Oh fuck- Trouble! " your favorite metal head bursts through the school doors and almost trips on the concrete mid sentence.
He recovers clumsily if not a bit dramatic, arms swinging wildly to regain balance.
Then he rights himself and pauses as he gets a glance at you. Sitting in the shadows where you belong.
He says your name lower this time but his voice wobbles bit. He walks slowly over to the shady overgrown part of the school you had tried to camouflage into. You must look like a final girl from one of his horror films. Heavy eye bags, blood splatter on your face and shirt, lazy drags from a shitty cigarette.
You only gave him a side glance, wanting to avoid showing him the new decor on your face even though he had pretty much witnessed the whole debacle.
You had been hollow all week and itched to feel anything.
Fated to snap like one of Eddie's over stretched guitar strings, impossible to receive a warning beforehand.
And you would rather rot than have him catch it face first.
So you had to seek out other means. Other means......like a beautifully placed fist to a preppy bitch's fake nose after you overheard her call Eddie a retard.
Eddie stooped down a foot away from you effectively breaking the satisfying replay of a bone crunch. He looked at you like someone would a fire. Not to close.
Like it would protect him from the inevitable crash and hot sparks.
You didn't deserve him, you knew this, but he reached out towards your beat up face anyways.
"Hey," he breathed, like you would blow away if he was any louder.
His hand then, with heartbreaking gentleness brushed away the hair covering your mess.
You had taken some hits yourself from the nasty little friends of that worm.
They looked worse than you though. You were a military brat, you knew your shit.
Ed leans forward more to get a better look.
Your heart jumps even though months ago you told yourself that Eddie Munson was light-years out of your league. Only broken pieces fit with other broken pieces.
And maybe he was too.
But while he was more like a perfectly broken off peice of metal, you were more like deteriorated and jagged concrete cracks in the sidewalk that tried to trip people.
Just so that someone else might have a chance to hate you more than you do.
Yeah. You two would never work out. You were even way too lucky to have him as a friend.
Stupid.
Stupidstupidstupidstupid STUPI-
"Trouble." You flinched.
"Stop it."
His calloused finger landed in between your eyebrows and rubbed.
Ah.
Your self-hatred tell.
Angry brows.
His other hand reached out and he cradled your face.
He exposed your bloody side.
He let out what could be classified as a whimper. You guessed he got a glimpse of your eye. Leaking red into the white like carnage.
It suited.
He reached back into his jeans and brought forward a hankie.
With a touch more loving and delicate than you deserved, he cleaned blood from your split lip.
Your insides burn.
He had no right to be so close. Couldn't he hear the ticking time bomb in your chest? Feel it? Fear it? Know that only he could cure it?
Fuck.
He swiped a thumb over your cheek.
You looked anywhere else.
"Okay," he nodded.
Then he plopped down next to you.
You let him bring out a fresh cig.
You let him wrap around you.
You let him place his chin on your sore head.
You let yourself pretend that you're too tired to try and push him away.
At least now you would have company while you burned.
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I think it’s ridiculous how every time Viv responds to a controversy (one that’s usually retarded af cuz clearly everyone online can barely read much less engage with media in an actual critical fashion) the critical bitches always say shit like “Ooooooohhh Viv is so maaaaad she’s SEETHING right now!!!! We got her this time guys lmao” and shit, it’s like…dude are you sure YOU aren’t the one coping and seething every time the bitch takes a fucking breath?
Viv at best sounds extremely frustrated at the lack of critical thinking that her shows unfortunately bring out in the most terminally online retarded individuals and I can’t fucking blame her, some of you should be made infertile for the betterment of the human fucking species I stg.
Bitching about fucking Valentino merch, you should get your fucking face pummeled into the concrete, like what, is he that awful of a character to you that he doesn’t deserve merch? Who gives a fuck what you think, find a problem actually worth caring about instead of wasting your time crying about retarded bullshit no one with good sense actually cares about.
Sorry if Valentino as a character offends you personally but I suggest you get the fuck over yourself and go the hell outside. Behavior like that is embarrassing. Be a fucking adult and deal with it for once.
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@plumsaffron @alexkh2108 Like people claiming that Tobirama hates Uchiha and wanted to destroy them. Then when he became hokage, how did Uchiha clan still alive even after his rulling? If he hates Uchiha, why does he have an Uchiha in his team with Hiruzen, Danzo and another dude? If he hates Uchiha, why does he saying that they understand love more than everybody else?
tobirama did hate the uchiha was and extremely was prejudiced against them, so much so that finding sasuke with ooruchimaru he immediately assumes sasuke must be with oruchimaaru because he is an Uchiha-mind you at this point he doesnt know anything about sasuke(and sasuke isnt the only one keeping ooruchimaru comapany we have jugo and suigetsu too) so if tobirama isnt racist than what was this initial treatment of sasuke who is still a kid at this point ? and then on further learning about the conflict between sasuke and konoha he threatens him and makes chakra displays and perhaps an attempt to kill him although to ooruchimaru who had previously summoned him and made him fight against hiruzen and attempted to destroy konoha he has but potrayed slight annoyance. despite him knowing that ooruchimaru is the one who summoned him at tthe firstt place. his intial treatment of sasuke tells us alot about how he views the uchiha

he knows nothing about sasuke at this point mind you
"it very much like an uchiha to keep such company" i mean you have to be absolutely retarded to not see it.
especially when a neutral shinobi like ooruchimaru-he had no business supporting the uchiha or konoha btw - calls tobirama out on his discriminatory policies
"If he hates Uchiha, why does he saying that they understand love more than everybody else?"
lol when does he say uchiha understand love, he says uchihas love more and that too he's just dogwhistling shit he has no concrete evidence of this shit which he probably gathered experimenting on the uchihas during warring states era perhaps (explains his shallow knowledge of sharigan and edo tensei creation- a jutsu so evil that it strips the user of her free will to act even while dead- a justsu so immoral that it requires a living sacrifice ) not only this,
even he explicitly states he is not sure about his sharingan bs
he ALSO dogwhistles hashirama on "rumours" about the uchiha and says shit so vile that madara realizes his clan is not safe with that wanker ...
i mean later he also them a clan possessed by evil, and cursed clan but idk the mention of "love" is enough to send tears down a tobirama wanker's eye
he didnt want to destory them ?
yes why would he want to destroy them till they were cooperating and being good servants i mean one can always send 11 year uchihas to war to die for konoha and keep useing them till they are resourceful-once they stop being subservient servants - they are dead (i mean konoha still used them after death by taking their eyes )in no other than tobiramas chosen council made of wankers who definately inherited some of his bigotry otherwise
he didnt directly kill them yes but, he could not only prophesize the genocide but also could predict that the coup would take place? Fascinating! He should've become a fortune teller in Hokage's stead. And Itachi committed a genocide (if it were lawful, it wouldn't have been kept under wraps, with Itachi being made the sole scapegoat). Also, Itachi's a model Uchiha in his view, an Uchiha who butchers men, women, and children in the name of the state? Oh, no, you see, he gave them jobs! In his view, "either you're with him or you're against him (how can anyone call this hard-right fascism, amiright?)". So he wanted to work with them, but he one) removed them from the political infrastructure and limited their power to stop a "fictional" Madara; two) he started the surveillance on them; and three) the only Uchiha that are model Uchiha in his view are either the ones that butcher every single Uchiha down to the last child or the ones that are totes cool with his segregationist policies. Heck, he's literally praising Kagami and Itachi. By praising the latter, he's fully endorsing the genocide.
And did he want to work with the Uchiha?
i mean he convinces hashirama tto do a democracy so as to not elect madara uchiha as hokage (since we are able to see the village folk are intimidated by madara to some degree -the flower girl incident -and hashiramas golden retreiver personality was definately more popular) he btw ends democracy after he becomes the hokage as he directly elects hiruzen as the hokage not consulatations form anyone whatsoever so was this show of democracy only to prevent madara (an uchiha ) to stop becoming the hokage
"If he hates Uchiha, why does he have an Uchiha in his team"
well he didnt do any favour to anyone by keeping kagami in his team i mean he had kaagmi in his team- so what? does that erase the fact that he said racist shit to hashirama about the uchiha, to sasuke or that he played pretence of democracy just so an uchiha couldnt become the hokage or even the fact that he rounded up the uchiha and confined them to a select region (this was wayy ebfore the 9 tails btw) do you know that population movemnt is a war crime and almost always paves way to genocide? nah but tobirama isnt racist for ghettoisation because you see he used uchiha and love in the same sentence and also becuase an uchiha happened to be in his team , yes he appreciated kagami who happens to be an uchiha but he also praises itachi who happens to be uchiha does that make him uchiha -loving? he explicitly states that kagami was capable of rising above the clan i.e kagami abandoned the clan or perhaps like itachi was an uncle tom he doesn't make any rising up remarks for danzo, hiruzen, koharu and hamru and even his akimichi student
dastan go..
Tobirama's statements on the Curse of Hatred are absolutely laughable, middle-school-faux-philosophy rhetoric that only the people with very tiny intellectual capacities would ever buy. Were the Senju any different? No. Both Hashirama and Black Zetsu have talked of the Senju Clan's tendency to look for strife, blood-shed, and power. If both Uchiha are Senju are the same, how are Uchiha more blood-thirsty when this statement's directly contradicted by Hashirama and Black Zetsu? Why would Zetsu lie when he was playing both the clans? However, I'd say that the Senju were worse as they never wanted to change. They simply organized, multiplied, and intensified conflicts. That's all.
At first, Tobirama also considered his own words on Curse of Hatred to be nothing but "rumours". So he basically started "dog whistling" over no concrete evidence as his analysis has nothing to do with "curse". It's a genetic ability of the Uchiha to awaken the Sharingan in response to "heightened emotions". The heightened emotions are simply translated into a physical manifestation of c
t's repulsive how any individual can consider the most common reactions to grief as "curse of hatred" when, frankly, genocides, wars, and slaughters are so out there compared to a mere loss of a loved one that … I don't believe any normal, sensible, and decent individual would even venture such a statement.
Also, nothing in his own hypothesis points to anything even remotely along the "clinical" nature of hate, power, or blood thirst that he himself calls the "curse of hatred". He's presented literally squat to back up his hypothesis; and he was cutting up the Uchiha years ago, but he considered it to be "rumours" when the village was founded and then later "hardcore facts"? Based on what? What changed? Nothing is given from his side to validate it. It's ridiculous that Tobirama fanboys seem incapable of reading what Tobirama himself has to say on this. These three things can't be right at the same time: either "only the Uchiha clan has the curse of hatred" or "both Senju or Uchiha showed the same disposition for the curse as they both had engaged in same code of conduct, therefore, they both are affected by the curse of hatred" or "every person who experiences heightened emotions is affected by the curse of hatred". If one is right, two and three can't be right. If second is right, one and two aren't right. If the third is right, the first two are wrong. Tobirama's hypothesis being some kind of "hard fact" falls apart as soon as it's analysed in the light of the evidence given by other characters.
Furthermore, if the Uchiha were the only ones affected by the "curse of hatred" that's triggered by "heightened emotions", then why didn't they exhibit it when they were ghettoized? What about Tobirama himself? What would anyone call his tendency to not move on from past conflicts? A "unique curse that's not curse of hatred as that's reserved only for the Uchiha"? Again, if "heightened emotions" are the "curse of hatred", then the entire shinobi world suffers from it (as stated by Nagato and Jiraiya)? Nagato even acted on it, so he, too, has a "curse of hatred"? Gotcha, St. Patrick Tobirama! Perhaps Tobirama's fans are incapable of the most basic hypothesis as whatever he's said is not only infantile but also rooted in bigotry.
I forgot to add another minor argument: if Tobirama is right about the "Curse of Hatred" as he's a scientist, then why's Orochimaru wrong when his experience with the Sharingan and knowledge on Tobirama's own Jutsus far exceed anything Tobirama has ever done? We know for a fact that Izanagi's time was extended via Orochimaru's experimentation, and he's the one who created the whole arm for Danzo. We also know that he's the one who created the Shin clones, as well.
Then we have Sasuke's own disgust at Orochimaru's experimentation on the human bodies to learn the secrets of immortality (that's how he invented his Immortality Jutsu, you know). We also know that he's the only one to reverse the Reaper Seal.
This shows that Orochimaru's anthropological research on clans far exceeds Tobirama's, as well; otherwise, Tobirama would've left his research scrolls on the Uzumaki Fuinjutsu behind, but he didn't. Heck, Orochimaru was skilled enough to completely manipulate and close off Naruto's Kurama-seal with relative ease, too. He was using Tobirama's Edo Tensai so casually that Tobirama was taken aback by it. In fact, he perfected Tobirama's own Jutsu to the point that Tobirama himself couldn't overcome it.
So let me get this straight, Orochimaru who's got intimate knowledge of the Sharingan, genetics, and bodies to the point that he's even able to create artificial versions of Uchihas doesn't have anything to state on the Curse of Hatred, but Tobirama who only began to name the curse after the village was formed and has very little experience in Sharingan experimentation is right? Why? How and why do Tobirama's opinions outweigh Orochimaru's, a man who's managed to even create Sharingans? He's also calling Tobirama out on his policies. On a purely pragmatic level, Orochimaru doesn't care about the village or the Uchiha (beyond obtaining their bodies), so his opinion is the most objective out of everyone. Then why isn't more value placed on his opinion compared to Tobirama's despite the scientific knowledge of the Sharingan under his belt? Is there any scientist in the manga who backed up Tobirama's hypothesis? If the only other (and a far more capable) scientist, Orochimaru, is not only speaking out against Tobirama's hypothesis but also calling him out on it, shouldn't that raise a red flag as the only person to back Tobirama's theories is Tobirama himself? That itself should work against him, but Naruto fandom simply adores any scrap of material they can get their dirty little hands on, with which they can malign Sasuke. It's pretty cartoonish, if you ask me.
He also states that it's for the best if a group of people is butchered for the sake of the village. No one finds anything wrong with this brand of hard-right fascism? I don't understand. The Uchiha are evil for being dissidents, but Tobirama is righteous for inventing a policy in which even genocide is A-Okay for the preservation of status quo? Isn't this what every forward-thinking individual keeps whining against? Man, you guys are complete cartoons, aren't you?
I'd say this (a post I copied from somewhere, but I can't find the source) as it sums up my arguments fairly well: "People often argue characters like Itachi or Tobirama made difficult choices, but it's not true. They're small-minded, lazy in thinking, and they took the easy way out. Massacring people isn't difficult. What would've been difficult is navigating a myriad of social and moral issues like managing volatile historical inter-clan grudges, integration, pluralism, sharing of power, phasing out slavery and other inhumane practices, figuring out an economic model that doesn't rely on making kids killers and weapons, and at the same time trying not to antagonize all the traditionalists and interest parties. These things are really difficult, much more difficult than killing people. It'd actually require political talent and leadership."
Did Tobirama have these leadership qualities? If you say, "yes!", then you're being a deliberately obtuse, because we're all well-aware that that's not how you lead people in any socio-political and economic set-up, because that way lies disaster.
Then the Uchiha are often accused of war. The first world war began because of the combined issues that arose from the distribution of tailed-beasts to other nations, which Tobirama distributed on power-balances between the villages (his exact words), and the shinobi-system that Tobirama created was copied by all (again, exact words by Hashirama). Tobirama was attacked by Cloud, not Rock, Shinobi who ambushed and killed him. He also appointed Hiruzen, knowingly that Danzō had "forever been vying with Saru over one thing or another"? But Danzō didn't have the hater-gator Uchiha-curse, so Tobirama was cool with it.
Why would any sensible leader select such people as the village's torch-bearers when he knows that it'd cause political strife in the future? And it didn't? (Danzō paying Orochimaru to murder Sarutobi, anyone?) Who didn't see this coming? So to pin the whole thing on Madara's attack on Onoki and throw away everything else is simply bizarre to me. We don't know when this happened. We don't know why it happened. Madara also asked Onoki to bow before Konoha, and this is backed by the facts that Konoha 1) started an imperialistic and corrupt governmental system that everyone copied (Tobirama created the system), 2) they distributed all Bijū on the basis of power-balances between the villages (Tobirama outright states that despite the Kazekage's reservations about the whole thing; heck, the rest are already ready for war to crush wind—Madara was the cause!, my arse), and 3) the second world war was literally started by Konoha. In fact, Kumo tried to steal Kurama long before Madara ever tamed it, and that escalated things, as well.
What about the third shinobi war that was again started by Leaf as it'd lost its power? What about the fourth war that started 'cause of Konoha's state-sponsored terrorism that killed Yahiko? What does all this have anything to do with Uchiha? From the looks of it, every single world-war was either directly started by Konoha at the loss of power or indirectly through fascist practices. Madara or Uchiha had nothing to do with any of them.
Then we have the "Uchiha become vengeful, hateful terrorists" and "Tobirama was being cautious as the clan became vengeful terrorists . . . Lol, it's not racism" bits.
I like how the term "vengeful" is often used for people who fight back against the oppressors. It's kind of … curiously interesting. You know, leave it to the anus-sniffing gremlins to over-use the "terrorist" term as it's so en vogue among the terrorist white states' leaders and citizens these days.
I'll be blunt here: if you're willing to kill off a group down to the last child, you'd better expect the same treatment in return. Heck, it's justice, a term that means to "make things exact" in its original etymological usage. So the "Collective Punishment" Sasuke and Nagato had in store for Konoha was not only fair but also just.
Leaf started the second war and engaged in mass-slaughters and pillaging of resources to stabilize her own economy. This is outright stated by Nagato. Tsunade, who fought this war and murdered Nagato's people, doubled-down on her bullshit like a typical fascist cunt, but she's . . . cool, I guess? It's strange how the fandom absolutely adores nasty fascists but hate any character that stands against it. I wonder why? Nagato's death (brought about by a fascist's lemon-y "don't like, don't read!" Fan-Fiction; doesn't that just melt your heart? The tenderness of it all!) was the death of Ame's short-lived freedom.
She was on the front-line in the second war that Konoha started. She lied through her fucking teeth when she said that Nagato was lying and that the nations suffered tragedies. Man, fuck off, you smacked bag of twats! I suppose, she gets this laudable quality from her Uncle, Tobirama! How adorable. She's one of the "good" fascists, you know? A "war-criminal" feminist icon! She only sent in Jiraiya to further de-stabilize Rain when it was finally enjoying peace under Pain's rule after years of strife, despite Shadow Villages still trying to cause conflict there and make money; however, Tsunade was crying "women tears" (over Dan's precious one-of-a-kind penis), so it's all very sad and not terrorism at all! It's only the "hater-gator Uchiha-curse" suffering Uchiha that are terrorists.
Nagato's dialogue about his friends, family, and village isn't so different from Sasuke's (when he gave his impassioned speech before Kakashi and Sakura), now, is it? Heck, Sasuke's retribution is exactly like Nagato's, as well, who killed Hanzo, his family, and all associated with him, down to the last child. I wonder, why are people only pressed about Sasuke? It's almost as if it's self-inserting rearing its ugly head, something that I previously explained. (Uchiha hate is always about self-inserting and Sasuke-hate—always!)
They're exactly the same, aren't they? Victims lashing out at extensions (shinobi) of Terrorist States that have exploited, butchered, and pillaged them relentlessly to build their own economies and capitalistic war-machines. Obito told Kakashi and Naruto the whole thing; but their responses are gold! They range from endorsing genocide to outright whiny denial that why would Sasuke choose revenge and not serve the state that butchered his clan? And while I'm at it, can we all stop pretending that Kakashi is anything more than a fascist cunt-bag (Naruto isn't any better)? Thank you.
I mean, what about the other sorts of terrorism conducted by the states? (Haha, Raikage talked the big talk at the summit when he'd attacked Konoha several times and kidnapped Hinata and then wanted Neji's father's head! Yet the fandom still loves him, you see, because he "showed" Sasuke! Whoohoo!)
All of the Kages' confessions at the Kage Summit can be translated into the following: cross-border terrorism, murder of civilians to get funds from Daimyos (which is what started the Third Ninja War as Konoha and other villages were dry on funds), proxy wars, etc. None of this is terrorism? None of these are terrorists? No, you need to be suffering from the "hater-gator Uchiha-curse" to be a terrorist. Nice morality some of you have. It's as if all of you are . . . fucking ducks! Organized mass-scale state-sponsored terrorism? A-Ok. Victims lashing back at the system? Vengeful terrorists. Neat-o! (I've decided to forgo orphan exploitation and slavery they all practiced, too, aside of the slaughters, genocides, and pillaging on the side-lines
Furthermore, to bring the argument back to the Uchiha, the Clan had entered into a "treaty-based contract" with the village, a contract based on equality principles. If you don't uphold the contract, you don't get to decide what the treaty-makers choose afterwards. This is a dangerous "submit or die" mentality that the Fandom preaches to espouse.
(some of these points are not my original and ive taken them from various sources one of them happens to be Dustan go on fanfiction.net she has brilliant insights on this whole situation )
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Some 11 yo boy raised money to send to Ukraine and retards are fucking shaming him for not sending it to Gaza. Really making it hard to not want to suplex every vaguely arab looking dude straight into concrete floor on sight
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literally what was that retard on about with nuclear. not only upon rereading their points are they barely articulated dogshit hand waving excuses (we pour too much concrete making nuclear plants????) but the video they fucking linked disproves half of their arguments lmao. anyway take the nuclear pill it's the answer to 99% of our energy problems but coal & oil don't want you to know that
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"Sir, don't dunk the pomegranate madelines, you'll be confined for half the year to a hell of involuntary memory, out which your only deliverance will be the voluntary sacrifice of a brother's love."
It was kind of your astute and all-perceiving co-commander to mention this to you after you'd already downed half the dish.
"Not to worry, sir! I got a cure-all memory tea that'll fix ya right up! Dried nightside, datura, and otter brain seeped in pure river of the Lethe with just a dash of sun-dried harvested pituitary gland excavated from only the finest Pacific islander virgins -- ethically sourced, died in childbirth! No ritual harvesting of their pain for demon feed! Best cure for an excess of memory is strict regiment of daily forgetfulness! You'll be blank as a stone slab ready for Joey to chisel on you whatever fancy pictographs he'd think look best! I, of course, in my editorial perseverance, will have my spray can at the ready, to add moustaches and devil horns as necessary. Thinkin I may give em an ol' prison chaplin or two, that won't send the wrong way roun' on any a Joey's inane and verbose acts of overreach!"
Joey drank only tea to stimulate digestion; his ass was so tightly clenched, his bowels had become sluggish as liquid concrete.
"Certainly you lack neither class nor taste, for your flavor is pungent and your education most eminently specialized."
Brux nodded. His eyesight was unwavering.
"That is a lot of words to expend to call me a smelly retard. You want me to put the pieces together, so it feels like I'm stabbin myself. You're the true master of outsourcin hazardous materials and importin willin slave laborers. I bow to you, my brother and my love. You are my Toxic King. You own my pussy. I have so much still to learn from you."
Joey sipped. The fire in his belly could melt stone.
"I delight in giving recollections of the materials others always already have, and ask for never more than what I think I am due. This inevitably fosters a spirit of harmony and spirited self-determination."
"You're owed it all," Brux grit his teeth. His left canine became once more askew. "If you took it all, none could tell you the better!"
"For your own sake, I wouldn't rely on me too much, lil brother."
Brux was absolutely certain he was older. Absolutely. He thought it suspicious he didn't already have Joey's birth and dental records right in front of him.
COMING SOON
TO A BREAKFAST NEAR YOU
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Ces derniers jours ma vie est rythmée par l'apprentissage du permis. On va me prendre pour une folle mais ça m'avait manqué de me discipliner pour étudier de la théorie. J'adore me lever assez tôt et accomplir tous les objectifs que je me donne chaque jour. On dirait de l'ironie mais non, je me rends compte que j'aime vraiment ça en fait? Surtout que pour l'instant j'ai aucun retard dans mes deadlines et c'est ultra satisfaisant!! Après je pense aussi que comme je faisais plus grand chose, ça a redonné un peu de sens à ma vie. C'est vrai quoi, la dernière fois j'ai mangé avec mes potes puis après elles sont allées à la bibliothèque pour étudier leurs cours et moi j'étais là en mode "bon bah je fais quoi moi maintenant?" 🧍🏻♀️
Oui bon en vrai j'aurais pu continuer mes recherches pour un job en intérim mais dans tous les cas c'est bizarre de se dire que mon activité principale c'est juste chercher un job en intérim, ça n'a pas l'air "concret?"
(17/03/2024)
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