#retail posting

[fruity-boy-bruno]

Poll I thought of at work while seething

[sugarpsalms]

Best thing that's ever happened to me at this job is one time a person came up to me and said they were looking for a book. No further info provided (common), so I was like... 'ok, is it fiction or nonfiction?' They asked what the difference was (also common), and I was like 'well nonfiction is true stories, fiction is made up'. This didn't help them, as they said they weren't sure if it was made up or not, so I fell back on my last option of 'ok can you describe the story to me?' Which... they could, but what they described, with startling clarity, was the basic premise of Warrior Cats

[maxli-catenby]

We need to implement communism just so we can have fewer SKUs of retail products

[thelunareclipse]

if i hear last christmas one more time i might explode

[shayberri789]

My friend is doing a quick survey about cashier's being allowed to use chair's at work. He's intending to present the results to his boss and hopefully convince them to let the cashiers use chairs. I know that people on here are very pro-chairs so I was hoping some of yall might consider filling this out?

It takes less than I minute, I just filled it in myself. You won't need any personal information it's entirely anonymous.

I'd appreciate it if yall could reblog this! I don't have a large following and not enough people will see this otherwise. Thanks!

Edit: thank you everyone!! My friend now has over 200 responses that's amazing! Keep sharing and filling it, since he won't be presenting it for a little while still, but I just wanted to let yall know that we are both very grateful to you all!

Edit two: Holy shit. In a week we jumped from 200 to over 1000. That's wild. Thank you guys so much. The survey is still open, I'll disable reblogs when it closes. We're kind of curious to see if it hits 2k responses. When I offered to post here, I did not expect to get even a third of the responses we have, and my friend and I are doing the digital equivalent of staring at each other in disbelief and pointing. What the fuck. Y'all are amazing

Edit 3: check the comments!

[sparkylurkdragon]

The other day I was at the retail job, and a little girl was Very Curious about my cane! She asked what it was, and I explained to her that it was to help me walk because I got sick. When her mom noticed her touching my cane, she said, quite gently but firmly, "No no. Don't touch [their] cane. Remember, it's like touching [their] actual body."

I did not actually mind it much because Little Kids Being Curious, but it was very good parenting, I thought, and I thanked the mother.

[northern-passage]

i thought there was a call to boycott the entirety of black friday and cyber monday?

i think there are people on tumblr & twitter that are advocating for a full boycott (which is good), but specifically with BDS & according to their website they're just calling for a targeted boycott against puma, HP, and marvel for black friday and cyber monday (along with the other targeted companies)

personally, i'm also boycotting starbucks (for their treatment of unionized workers) as well as a few of the other companies not listed in the immediate full boycott list.

as of 11/22 on their twitter, this is what they shared:

1. Consumer boycott targets - The BDS movement calls for a complete boycott of these brands carefully selected due to the company's proven record of complicity in Israeli apartheid.

2. Divestment targets - The BDS movement is pressuring governments, institutions and investment funds to exclude and divest from as many complicit companies as practical, especially weapons manufacturers, banks, and companies listed in the UN database of business involved in Israel’s illegal settlement enterprise, as well as the WhoProfits and AFSC Investigate databases of companies enabling the occupation. Below we give some of the targets we are campaigning against.

3. Pressure (non-boycott) targets - The BDS movement actively calls for pressure campaigns against these brands and services due to their complicity in Israeli apartheid. We have not, on strategic grounds, called for a boycott of these brands and services, instead we strategically call on supporters and institutions to mount other forms of pressure on them until they end their complicity in Israeli apartheid.

4. Organic boycott targets - The BDS movement did not initiate these grassroots boycott campaigns but is in support of them due to these brands openly supporting Israel’s genocide against Palestinians.

ultimately the companies listed under the first category you absolutely should be boycotting 100%.

and i'm not going to tell you to not also boycott black friday, especially since it coincides with the temporary 4-day "truce." like i said, i know there are groups that have been advocating for a full boycott this weekend along with protests; there were hundreds today, from Washington, DC, to Massachusetts, to California, to Florida... i shared the creator's day because they do that every other month or so on itch.io anyways & i wanted to link the BDS information alongside it. they may update in the future as well and call for more targeted boycotts as the holidays ramp up so i suggest bookmarking the website or following them on twitter, and look for a campaign near you to get involved directly.

BDS has also called for a global day of action on November 29th, which includes intensifying all targeted boycotting campaigns.

[nando161mando]

You don't say!

[fruity-boy-bruno]

I should be allowed to behead people who set their stuff down on the check out counter and walk away actually. WE HAVE CARTS WE HAVE CARTS YOURE NOT THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON IN THE STORE WE HAVE CARTS. IT MAKES THINGS MORE DIFFICULT FOR EVERYONE ELSE HERE YOU ASSHOLE

[sugarpsalms]

eeerrrrr we are once again missing HALF our staff for the day!! Would love to have one shift during the busiest season of the year not be a total disaster!!!!

[sleepimali]

Grumpy Grapefruits 🍊💢

Tag yourselves, I'm smile muscle grapefruit.

Stickers here :)

[lace-and-straps]

Thinking about her dressing me up in a cute dress to take me out shopping. Nothing too scandalous but it flatters me well enough. Before we leave she bends me over and puts a vibrating plug in my ass held in place by my thong.

"Oh you look so cute all dolled up! You've been such a good girl lately, and i wanted to reward you with some new cute outfits to wear"

That sounds so fun! I love the way she looks at me when I'm wearing cute things for her. When we arrive at the store before we get out of the car she stops me and hands me two things, an N95 mask and a gag shaped like the head of a cock.

"I thought you could use some more practice with a cock in your mouth. You look so cute when you're sucking on one and I can do all of the talking for you"

I put the gag in my mouth and she activates my plug at the same time sending waves of pleasure through me. She helps me secure the gag under my hair and then places the mask over that. If someone were to look closely, they might spot that something was odd but it's surprisingly discreet.

We enter the store and she picks out skirts and short shorts and dresses to try on all the while playing with the toy in my ass making my knees a little shakey. I can't help but slide my tongue all over the cock head lodged in my mouth feeling its lovely textures and trying desperately not to let any of my drool slip out of my mouth.

"You're being such a good girl right now that I think I'm going to get you something extra. Would you like that?"

I nod with a barely contained wimper and she leads be toward the lingerie section giving my ass a playful squeeze. On the way there she cranks the vibe up to a higher setting leaving me desperately trying to hold in my moans and whimpers. She selects a few bras, a fine selection of sophisticated black satin, regal purple lace, and cute pink straps with panties to match. She pulses the vibe up to its max when she finds something she's really excited about. I can feel myself leaking and I can barely stand from the pleasure shes granting me. Despite my best efforts I can feel the mask getting more and more wet from the sticky drool that manages to escape my panting sucking mouth.

"You're doing so good! I think it's about time we tried all these cute clothes on don't you? That's a good girl"

We slip into a fitting room and I start trying on and modeling all the clothes she's picked out for me. She pulses the vibe while I'm wearing something she really likes. Once we've narrowed down our favorites she leans in close to my ear.

You've been such a good girl enduring all my teasing. Do you want to cum for me in this fitting room like a good little slut?

I nod, desperation in my eyes and try not to moan too loudly around the gag.

Good girl!

She starts stroking my naked cock as i try to stifle my whimpers and moans around the cock in my mouth. It doesn't take long to get me to my limit.

Are you going to cum for me baby? Good girl! Cum for me. Cum.

I explode in waves of orgasmic bliss, the pleasure pulsing out of my cock. I try not to scream as the ropes of my cum paint the mirror.

That's my good girl. My what a mess you've made, take a moment to collect yourself and then help me clean it up.

She removes the gag from my mouth and directs me to lick my cum off the mirror. It's still hot and salty. Any of it that fell on the floor we wipe up with the thong I came in wearing which she puts back on me the cum sticky against my skin.

We go out and purchase my clothes and she leaves a hefty tip in their jar.

[bobonboon]

Oh frick i forgot to post this here, actual designs of my Villainous AU for funsies

[felassan]

Scanavo's promo video for the Dragon Age: The Veilguard – Vyrantium pack [source].

"Purchase the official Vyrantium kit with premium Iconart™ Metal Print, Steelbook® and Notebook of Dragon Age: The Veilguard’s concept art. Rise as the leader who will unite the Veilguard and defy the corrupt gods threatening this vibrant, battered land. Thedas’s rugged wilderness, treacherous labyrinths, and glittering cities are steeped in conflict and secret magics. Now, a pair of corrupt ancient gods have broken free from centuries of darkness and are hellbent on destroying it all. This concept artwork reflects art direction from BioWare™. Dragon Age: The Veilguard – Vyrantium pack does not include the game. The Vyrantium pack includes: - Exclusive SteelBook® Case (No Game) - ICONART™ Metal Print and magnet wall mount - Notebook - Collector’s rigid Outerbox"

Their listing for this item ends with a thank you message and a list of their retail partners.

[source]

(please note this pack from this retailer does not include the game)

[kabumek]

if only for a night, let me ease the nightmares... soothe the troubled mind. 🌠

[lizzardson]

the scariest thing about these horror podcasts isn't the actual Horrors it's that they don't even get you out of going to work every day