#resident evil: lesbian squad

[im-diseased-but-cool]

Hot take uh Leon is in a polyam relationship with

Chris

Claire

Rebecca

Jill

Ada

Ashley

But only one of them sees Leon as a guy instead of a woman (hint: it's not chris or the other lesbians)

[chaotic-tired-fox]

In terms of getting really obscure facts about my Special Interests(tm) I am a master.

So here’s a whole bunch of obscure Resident Evil facts for y’all!

Part two: here!

Part three: here!

Lemme know if any of these surprised you or if you knew any of these!

☠️ Leon is scared of lightning (Astraphobia) but not thunder. (RE6)

☠️ Chris has a fear of late night phone calls because that’s how he learned of his parents death.

☠️ Piers is very heavily implied to be Bisexual due to a file in Revelations 2 (his concept art also implies this, if you know you know)

☠️ The Hound Wolf Squad is the only squad Chris has had that have all survived the entire game.

☠️ Wesker and Birkin were childhood friends

☠️ The Cerberus are all clones of each other which is why they’re all Doberman

☠️ Leon is a terrible driver, crashing one of just about every vehicle type including cars, a boat, a motorbike, a plane and a helicopter.

☠️ Sheva is one of the only left handed characters

☠️ Wesker wore glasses to hide his emotions (and later his red eyes)

☠️ Chris can play Bass guitar

☠️ Ada Wong isn’t her real name

☠️ Vector is Japanese

☠️ Vector is the only character that can canonically turn invisible (Hunk can too but only in various mercenary modes)

☠️ Hunk is said to respond emotionally to the name ‘Bella’

☠️ The USS soldier who shot Birkin and started the outbreak had the callsign ‘Ghost’

☠️ Nighthawk has two call signs, the other being ‘Lone Wolf’

☠️ Barry Burton and Wesker are the same age however Wesker appeared to stop aging at 38 years old after infection.

☠️ Jake Muller was conceived before Wesker was infected with the Progenitor Virus making his immunity to the C Virus a plot hole.

☠️ Lobo is the only member of the Hound Wolf Squad that had worked with Chris prior to Village. See Heavenly Island

☠️ Piers was introduced in the comic The Marhawa Desire set before RE6

☠️ Chris and Jill both know 7 fighting styles. Leon knows 6

☠️ Lady Dimitrescu is highly implied to be Lesbian

☠️ Heisenberg was the one who told Chris and the Hound Wolf Squad about Miranda (though planned to betray them from the beginning)

☠️ Ethan’s immortality was gained back in RE7 at the dinner table scene with the Bakers as they resurrected him after Jack killed him.

☠️ Piers and Claire kept in contact via email and later phone calls up until his death in China. It is implied he told her nothing about Chris’s amnesia at the time.

☠️ Jill Valentine learned to lock pick from her father who was a French thief

☠️ Leon once considered suicide after the events of RE2 but stayed alive because Sherry needed him

☠️ Leon’s parents were both criminals who died when he was a child. He was inspired to become a cop after the one who rescued him.

☠️ Hunk had an intense rivalry with Nicholai which is why he interfered so much with Vector and Wolfpack.

☠️ Birkin prided himself on being the youngest Umbrella researcher at only 16 until a 10 year old Alexia Ashford came along.

☠️ Wesker made his own blueprints for anti BOW weaponry which later inspired the creations of Thor’s Hammer and modifications based on his original Samurai Edge called the AW Model

☠️Jake Muller is an incredibly gifted pianist

☠️ Chris Redfield was a notorious prankster during his days at STARS

☠️ When Chris went missing after Edonia one of the people Piers contacted was Sheva.

☠️ Leon and Wesker never meet nor interact directly

☠️ Hunk has also never interacted with any of the main characters including Wesker

☠️ During RE2 Wesker/Ada and Hunk were working against each other to obtain the G Virus unknowingly

☠️ Some, if not all of Wolfpack survive the Raccoon City outbreak after sparing Leon, Claire and Sherry and betraying Umbrella.

☠️The BSAA were actively working against Chris and the HWS in Village, implying to even have the green light to kill them.

☠️ Zoe Baker after RE7 is implied to have become an informant for Chris Redfield and a journalist

☠️ Hunk agreed to personally train Vector after they fought to a draw. Vector is also the only character to ever escape from Hunk’s neck snapping headlock.

☠️ The USS were Umbrella’s personal army whilst the UBCS were just hired mercenaries and in the end considered a liability

☠️ Simmons from RE6 was one of the ones responsible for passing the vote to blow up Raccoon City

☠️ About 10% of humans have immunity to the T-Virus and Umbrella never figured out how

☠️ Chief Irons was straight up a serial killer able to cover his tracks thanks to Umbrella’s involvement while also being paid to stay quiet about their experiments

☠️ Hunk developed his own fighting style called Close Quarters Quarantined Battle Zone after Umbrella’s downfall in 2003 in which he became a legendary mercenary.

☠️ Thanks to Shadows of Rose, Chris is implied to still be working well into his 60’s as well as the Hound Wolf Squad.

☠️ ‘K’ from Shadows of Rose is heavily implied to be an older Canine from the HWS

☠️ The new Death Island CGI movie is not only the first time we’ll see Jill in the timeline since 2009 but also the first time we’ll see Leon and Jill onscreen together

[blood-n-candy]

NEW UPDATE'S COMING SOON, SO I'M SPEEDRUNNING HEADCANONS PART 1: TRENCHBLEEDER HEADCANONS

Why the hell is there so little content about Lucy and her gang man... I get it, they're quadrupedal oil rigs/observation towers, but they're important too... Lucy even saves us from a Searchlight! (But that's why I'm here, people, to provide content for all entities ever)

Will make their design someday... tbh I have so many to design and four more of them are coming FUCK-

GENERAL STUFF

They're all VERY TALL. You thought my Pandemonium was already a giant at 8ft, well the trenchbleeders are even taller. Proportion-wise, we regular humans are to trenchbleeders what 5-week-old kittens are to us

They're kinda isolated from the Blacksite. They surely know that there are anomalies in the facility they circle around, but they almost don't know them at all, with few exceptions

They have their own warehouse to rest, but they don't stay there for long periods at a time

None of them knows that eventually they'll be destroyed, and Lucy will be left alone to roam. The day they'll find out is the day they'll be dismantled

LUCY (Sea/Bun, Bubble/Wave/Aero/She)

16 years old

AFAB Xenogender Demigirl (Axoseabunnic, Seabunnystrawbic, Seabunnic, Bubblegender, Seagender, Frutigercoric), graysexual biromantic

Knows about the origin of her name, definitely creeped out by it. Worst of all, Mr. Shade has never spoken to bun, potentially will never do because he probably can’t go down the Hadal Blacksite and Lucy would 100% refuse to speak with him anyways

Searchlights are attracted to aero and treat aero like their friend. Lucy, on the other hand, feels nervous when they’re around

Hasn’t met anyone from the Blacksite except for Sebastian once, she would really like to know the others too! Wave likes making friends

Don’t tell the other Trenchbleeders, but Blitz got a crush on bun. If somehow everyone escapes and the trenchbleeders manage to transfer their consciousness into normal-sized bodies, xe would definitely ask her out

LEON (They/He/Cat)

23 years old (Rose's twin)

AMAB Catgender Neutrois, Neuptunic

Makes references about Resident Evil way too much. Rose hates them, Lucy and Rivers have a nice laugh instead. Leon likes to greet personnel during containment breaches with one of these jokes: “So… The site’s residents are being evil today, huh?”

Knows about the origin of his name, and now his gender makes more sense both to him and the rest of the team

Brain goes in autopilot often, the only thought in that head is the Tomodachi Life apartments OST on loop

Met Pandemonium when they tried to breach containment in 2011. To cat they’re now “Nemesis”, as in “Nemesis Tyrant” (Side note: I don’t think Pande would like that nickname…). He also knows Sebastian and Eyefestation, pretty much chill with both of them

ROSE (She/He/They)

23 years old (Leon's twin)

AFAB Genderfluid, Lesbian

The more serious twin, keeps the squad in check (Side note: in this blog we love lesbians in charge of teams, and I will not be stopped)

Doesn’t know the origin of her name, doesn’t really care. In fact, he wishes he could change it to Hyacinth because he prefers those flowers better

Speaking of hyacinth, she puts on a lot of hyacinth-based perfume. You can smell it in the water. They will spray half a bottle on their boots in case they stomp someone 

Also met Pandemonium during the 2011 containment breach, she held them like an angry stray cat (and was pretty much the main contributor to their easiest recapture), as well as Sebastian and Eyefestation. Thinks Eyefest is hot, he yearns for her 24/7

RIVERS (He/Him)

26 years old

Cis man, totally hetero (totally) (not second thoughts) (ok no the second thoughts are coming and they have hammers)

Volunteers for any weird experiment that requires the crushing force of a trenchbleeder, becomes a drama queen if he gets hurt (moron lmao). But in the end he simply wants to live up to the name of the guy he was named after

During the breach, p.AI.nter attempted to hijack him, to test if it was possible to control the Trenchbleeder team. It ended up with the computer getting frustrated (and exhausted) and the trenchbleeder feeling a bit weirded out for half an hour. However, p.AI.nter may or may not have accidentally left a couple of png files over to Rivers… In short, Rivers now knows what that murderous artist looks like and what web can do, and now his straightness is under questioning

Can do a handstand, doesn’t do that because last time he did it HQ freaked out

[sijssjsbssjsnsnnskbskwns]

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[simply-ozul]

About Me :)

hiya! i won’t go too into detail, but I figured this could be a bit fun just to give a few bullet points about myself

-I’m an INFP

-Pretty introverted and incredibly awkward, but I have been told I can be fun when I warm up to people

-English speaker, I tried to learn Spanish but I have a hard time holding onto other languages

-Novelist/Writer, I write a lot more original stuff than fan stuff so if you want sneak peeks of that I’d be willing

-I have ADHD, Autism and social anxiety

-Androgynous female, lesbian

-Favorite Food: mango, pasta, soup

-Favorite Animals: Beluga Whale, Whale Shark, Hyenas, African Wild Dog, most other canines, Snakes, Turtles, Frogs, Eels, Sharks, etc.(I love all animals really but if I had to pic favorites it’d be those guys)

-Favorite Things: The outdoors, videogames, reading, writing, Stranger Things(Ronance), stuffed animals and FunkoPops

-Main Fandoms: Stranger Things, Game of Thrones/HotD, Avatar(Na’vi), Maya Hawke <3

-Minor Fandoms: Marvel, Resident Evil(8), Arcane, HTTYD, Wings of Fire, Path to Nowhere, Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, Wednesday Series/Addams Family, Pokemon, Genshin, Dinosaur King, Godzilla, FNaF, Suicide Squad/Birds of Prey

[jewishevelinebaker]

Random, but I was wondering if you've got any Resident Evil lesbian headcanons?

Bonus points for butch and femme headcanons as well :D :D

Thank you! :D

As for me, I headcanon Sheva to be a femme lesbian.

Soo true about sheva 💖

Zoe baker and emily (tundra from hound wolf squad) are butch4butch lesbians of course.

I want jill to be a butch lesbian so bad. In my mind she is.

Sherry is also a lesbian but i dont see her as butch or femme. I think shes tomboyish but would be willing to wear a dress on occasion.

Moira is a baby butch. Shes growing into her butchness. Claire is her ring of keys moment.

Helena harper is also a lesbian. So is ashley graham. And rebecca.

lady d is a femme lesbian. Im not super interested in her at all but its obvious. Bela and donna also.

[wasteland-soul-project]

Here's an insano list that will be continually updated so I have an online record of all that Im currently receptive to include. Consider this spoilers actually.

Greens got a spot on the timeline finalized.

White is sorted by era for workload

Agar.io, Saurian,Ancestors,Far Cry,Civ,History channel,The sumerian game,Hammurabi,Ass cred,Ryse son of rome,Ghost of Tsushima,evil dead,Kingdom come deliverance,western gun,Turok,Oregon trail,Samurai western,Call of Juarez,Red Dead Revolver,GUN,This land is my land,Bioshock Infinite,Valiant Hearts,Call of cthulhu,Sea wolf,Battlefield,Mafia, front line, endless war, the saboteur,Medal of honor,Call of Dutygenesisnoir,Capcom 1942,Commando,Castle wolfenstein?The incredibles,Cathode ray tube amusemen device,La Noire remember da whorient,Bertie the Brain,Nimrod,Destroy All humans,Christophers draughts,Fonzie road race,Atomic Heart,Tennis for two, gta,Spy hunter ,Spacewar!, xcom, metal gear, resident evil, 1967 world series, team fortress, afterburner, galaxy game, computer space, pong, silent hill, night driver, elevator action, E.T, space ace, uncharted, firewatch, jalopy, contra, gone home, portal, postal, prey, max Payne, illbleed, blood, FEAR, venture bros, manhunt, dead island, dead rising, kane and lynch , bully, cherry 2000, hell comes to frog town, burt reynolds flick, socom, saints row, mercenaries, half life,Alpha protocol,Outlast,Life is strange,Payday,Sleeping Dogs,Lollipop Chainsaw,Duck dynasty, hatred, tomb raider, Evil within,Dying light, edith finch, control, trad meme, alaskan road trucker, tume pilot, disco elysium, octodad, tacoma,Van Buren Tech Demo,Five lesbians eating quiche, thag cute radioactive couple,Fallout: Zero,System Shock,One man and a crate of puppets,Fallout: Frost,Wasteland,Fallout nevada,Atom RPG,Metro,Soma,Ashes twentysixty three,Fountain of Dreams ,Organ Trail,Employee of the month,Fallout 1.5 Resurrection,Squidward suicide,Stray,Horizon,Fallout Yesterday,Jazzpunk,xcom classic, breaking badFallout New Califnornia,Mad Max,Hwarts of Iron OWB, soace station 13,Storyteller,Fallout Lanius,Fallout nuka breakFallout 4 miami,All roads,Death Stranding,Morrowind,Outer Worlds

Fallout minecraft map,Fallout:Dust

Post war:Spongebob, 60 seconds, the story must be told, fallout revelation, starcraft, space quest, dead space, broken roads, breath of death, star heroine

Prewar: 2050+, idealized-era retroscifi jetsons, overwatch, series of unfortunate events, deathloop, f zero x, afro samurai, thief reboot

Prewar 2025-50, dystopia class struggle sci fi deus ex, cyberpunk, mirrors edge, cruelty squad, final fantasy

Pre war (big mess of speculative future) home front,dishonored, naissancE, space station 13, crackdown, timesplitters, kentucky route zero, red faction, dreambreak, attack of the saucermen, metal slug

My lived yearss that one 4chan comic in france, plants vs zombies ,the boys, slender, sniper assassin, stalker, hitman, the quarry, pandemic 2, black watchmen, alien hominid, police quest, tony hawk, ape out, ace attorney, the beginners guide, arma, aemy of teo , chimamande adichi, crysis, just cause, just dance, prototype, skate, various sports, dangenrampa, true crime, post void, burger tycoon, dino crisis, the cat lady downfall devil went through here lorelei, science adventure, goldsrc counter strike, detectives united, deadly premonition, freedom fighters, eternal darkness, unboxing, that unity game abt the painting, subnautica, perfect dark, famicon wars, the darkness, captain underpants

1900s fnaf, calvin and hobbes, papers please, mother, zaxxon, heros journey, stalin vs martians, x files, tom clancy, spec ops, gorillaz, the sims, GI Joe, leisure suit larry, pathologic, cold war game, hammer and sickle, jurassic park, evil dead, james bond Tropico, sims city, ikari warriors, spy hunter, time crisis, alone in the dark, syphon filter, gabriek knight, arma cold war, chinua achebe, camara laye, persona, shenmu, yakuza, brothers in arms, company of heroes, punchout, operation flashpoint, professor layton, sniper ghost warrior, sniper elite, undying, stanley parable, hotline miam, war in the east, wings of orey, men of war, 9th company, red orchestra, iron front, death to spies, mother russia bleeds, roller coaster tycoon, counterspy, esrls day off , gaiden, shin megami, suda 57, fatal frame, gorogoa, hotel room dusk

1800s thief, amnesia, samurai champloo, jojo, dark pictures anthology, wadjet games multiverse, bloodborne

1500s sekiro

1400s Europa Universalis

1300s Demons souls classic

1100s lionheart

1000s crusader kings, chrono trigger

800s prince of persia

200 silk

100 romanc eof the three kingdoms, dynasty warriors

Ancient 0ad, pharoah, the scorpion king, sphynx and the cursed mummy, age if mythology, noahs ark, empire esrth, rise of nations, total war, tak and the power of juju, hades

Cavepeople: dawn of man, jawa mammoth, age of empires, tork, tail of the sun, echo secrets of the lost cavern,roots of patcha

Old af: jurassic the hunted, nanosaur, a prehistoric tale, id software timeline, AVP TIMELINE OLD AF, evo, evolution games of itnelligent ligr, lynn margulis, civ dinosaur war like cthulhu mythos, robert howard books, cthukhu saves

[lgbtpopcult]

July WLW Entertainment Rundown

Movies

The female lead in Nope likes girls, is played by an actress who likes girls and it's a cool movie by Jordan Peele. July 22, 2022.

Jewel, Netflix July 8

While visiting a massacre memorial, a photographer finds herself drawn to a local woman. But their romance stirs up painful memories of a shared past.

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TV

The new Resident Evil series on Netflix is very fun and gay. July 8.

Must watch: Harley Quinn Animated Series comes back to HBO Max July 28!

How to Screw It All Up (Cómo mandarlo todo a la mierda) , HBO Max, July 1

Rebel Cheer Squad: A Get Even Series, Netflix, July 29

Must watch: Paper Girs: Season 1, Prime Video, July 29

Rebelde: Season 2, Netflix, July 27

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Music, comics, books, video games and more

Must: Hayley Kiyoko's sophomore album Panorama comes out on the 29th

Spellbound available on steam July 29

Features:

Customisable player portrait - Create your Witchsona

Choose your Pronouns

Choose your school of Magic

Befriend or Romance your preferred Character

Roleplay style choices that affect the outcome of your story - Can you save the day?

Multiple endings per each character - platonic and romantic options available.

HARLEY QUINN #17

ON SALE 7/26/22

POISON IVY #2

Written by G. WILLOW WILSON

Art by MARCIO TAKARA

Cover by JESSICA FONG

Variant covers by JENNY FRISON and CLAIRE ROE

1:25 variant cover by ÁLVARO MARTÍNEZ BUENO

$3.99 US | 32 pages | Variant $4.99 US (card stock)

ON SALE 7/5/22

The Last Lavender Sister

When your parents name you and your three siblings after flowers, the world is stacked against you. At least, that’s how Aster Lavender feels. The youngest daughter, Aster always keeps her head down and lets her siblings stand in the spotlight. She sells her gourmet doughnuts from Hole in One, the small drive-through stand in sleepy Homer’s Bluff, Kansas, and daydreams about seeing the big beautiful world. Love is never going to happen, especially when the only other lesbians in town are already married to each other.

Beautiful Brynn Garrett arrives to fill in for Homer Bluff’s only veterinarian, and suddenly every pet in town is sick. Brynn’s older, smarter, and way out of Aster’s league. Plus, she’s only in town temporarily and definitely running from something. Aster didn’t plan for a connection so strong it knocks the wind right out of her, but Brynn makes her feel like anything but a wallflower.

Closed-Door Policy

Can falling in love melt the hearts of the iciest ice queens?

Going back to college is never easy, but Caroline Stevens is prepared to work hard and change her life for the better. What she’s not prepared for is Dr. Atlanta Morris, her new professor whose tough demeanor is no match for Caroline’s burgeoning confidence.

[low-budget-korra]

Comments on Stranger Things Season 4: part 1

-I like the new monster but he seemed so off everything we saw in those past seasons that I spent half of the time trying to figure out what's going on. Like it was good but it feels almost totally different from The Demogorgon, Upsidedown,DemonDogs, Mind killer... everything we saw before.

I had the same feeling when I first saw Resident Evil 7

But let me say that Vecta is a asshole, like, why kill people who are already struggling with shit in their lives? Thats just extra evil bro

- I hate how everyone was okay with Angela humiliating and harassing Eleven but the second Eleven fought back stand up for herself everyone was "look at that crazy violent monster"

And c'mon Mike, you should have deal with it better

Oh and at the same time I understand why Chad and the others felt threatened by Eleven's power but c'mon, they didn't need to bully her like that.

-I just love how Joyce keep getting into to international security, spy shit. And how cool she is about going to Alaska save Hopper and all that something...you know, is a life threatening situation

-Dustin is so so smart. I also love when he and Erica interact

-*screams in episode 4*

No seriously, it was so heartbreaking and beautiful

- Robin and Nancy friendship was awesome, so caothic. And I love the older fellas fighting having their time in the upside down. A lesbian, a himbo, a journalist and a nerdy guitarist? That's a power squad

-The acting in the series was always good and it keeps better and better each season.

-No much to say about Jonathan,Mike, Argyle and Will. Their scenes kinds sucks for me. Like all the other ones were real interesting and plot advance but their seems to be the "break of the action" one.

-Poor Hooper, at least he have a faceless assassin as a friend. I almost cry when he and Joyce finally reunited

-001 is shitty. I know I had a reason to not trust that guy. I also didn't like how one creepy kid is responsible for all that. They build this massive history through 3 seasons so now they can tell us that the reason of everything is because one creepy guy that loves spider just happen to born with this amazing power? I dunno

-Cant wait for part 2. It was so exciting to watch when the characters start to solve the mystery.

If Nancy, Robin, Steve, Eddie or any of the kids die I swear I will riot

[measuringbliss]

Hi, welcome to this blog! It's a mess. You'll see me ramble about 70s comics, then reblog gay shit right after that. So here's a masterpost to make it easier to navigate!

Masterpost index:

French Politics

Glee

Pacific Rim

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Comics (Spider-Man, Dracula, Romeo)

Videos:

Video Essay: Lesbian car ads and those gay scientists from PacRim (they're gay)

Coriolanus/Sejanus Fanvid

Meta:

Disco Elysium: Underwear Meta

Mario's sexualization

Why did Agent Smith call Neo "Tom" in The Matrix Resurrections

Resident Evil 8 & Queerness

Succession S1: Ortolans, The Thing, TomGreg

The Life is Strange fandom is weird and here's why

Tier lists:

Life is Strange (minus LiS2)

Disco Elysium

Fire Emblem Fates guys

Resident Evil guys

Fire Emblem Three Houses

Not a TL, but still a ranking: The bears in Unicorn Wars

Link (The Legend of Zelda)

Tropes (NSFW)

Misc:

Thirst Meme

Electronic music recs

(Writing idea) Gay superhero pining stuff

You've shifted gender pronouns, sweetheart. Not that I'm judging.

Crappy GIF of Telstar's Gayngst Moment

Joe Keery's Chest Hair and Tits (Very Important Content)

That time I reblogged a wonderful Actor!Mark & Engineer!Mark fanart with a kinky tag and the artist approved of it

each letter of my name as a chill video game music (+ playlist!)

TLoZ:BotW NPCs Opinions

Bear drawing

4 music albums recommendations

Ramblings:

I Want You Back 2022 Movie Review

You should watch Chuck NBC

The Suicide Squad + Peacemaker Episode 1

Peacemaker Episodes 2-8

Hannibal: the viewer's participation

Writing for yourself vs for others

Thoughts during Telstar aka the gay Joe Meek movie

That ball shaving rant

Progressive, dynamic soundtracks are awesome

So I watched Our Flag Means Death (S1)

Drag Race France: Episode 1

FE3Houses Golden Deer

Fire Emblem Fates's writers were COWARDS

Peter Parker's quantum sentient inflatable butt in the Civil War comics era

Thoughts about sexualized men in media

Wolverine hooking with random women

I can call Dumbledore queer if I want and there's nothing you can do about it. Go touch some grass.

Succession S1 is bad

Succession S2 is much better!

Fandoms before and nowadays: Glee compared to Buffy and Hannibal

Memories (1995) has a bad first part but great second and third parts

AI The Somnium Files + Nirvana Initiative: Rant about heteronormativity, also the writing is mediocre

Sex in slash (NSFW)

That not-gay-but-actually-gay game

Spider-Man 2 Insomniac: Harry's sexuality, role in the narrative and the symbiote

Spider-Man 1 Insomniac: The characters lack edge and it's uninteresting as a writer

Harry (and Peter) liking men is fits the narrative

Every episode of Succession be like

Year in Review:

2021

Spotify Wrapped 2022

2022

Reading through:

His Dark Materials, Book 2 (Part 1/Part 2)

[im-diseased-but-cool]

The shirts say "Yes, I'm a lesbian. Yes, I'm fucking that thang" and Leon's shirt says "that thang"

[a-mistymoss]

Hey guys 😋 welcome back to our shared multifandom page!! sorry for the long absence, Misty and I have been unmotivated and busy this summer but we want to start up our tumblr again!! Please feel free to give us requests for fandom playlists, headcanons, series, drabbles, etc. We prefer to write x reader stories but we will write for certain ships :)

Requests are open!!!!

Fandoms we write for (not in any particular order):

Supergirl

Legends of Tomorrow

Riverdale

Hannibal

Slashers (Misty does these 🙁) 

Stardew Valley

Harry Potter

Attack On Titan

Kakegurui

Men and Chicken 

The Good Place (Moss’s comfort show)

Suicide Squad (mostly harley because 😩)

IT

Sex education

resident evil 8 😭

some marvel

If you don’t see your fandom on this list, feel free to ask. We have the right to decline your requests. We will write fluff, angst, and smut(we will refuse any weird kinks)  😀 We want to work on our smut writing though because we don’t want it to be cringey. We will not write a canon lesbian or gay person to date the opposite gender because that’s just weird 🤨

Let us know in your request the pronouns or gender you would like the reader to have :)) if not specified it will either be up to us or just be gender neutral.

- moss (+misty added some things)

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Okay folks, I am all caught up with Tokyo Mew Mew Au Lait chapters 1-3 and Tokyo Mew Mew 2020 Re-Turn chapters 1 and 2 so I am Doing A Thing! Buckle up, bitches!

MASSIVE SPOILERS IF YOU’RE WAITING FOR THE OFFICIAL ENGLISH RELEASES (whenever the hell those will be). Thanks to @berrychanx​, @hikayagami​, and @ribbonstrawberrysurprise​ for the scans, English translation, and hard work putting the translation onto the manga so neatly.

LEADERS

MOMOMIYA ICHIGO AND SHIBUYA AOI

Honestly this is the biggest difference between the 2020 Re-Turn reboot/original series and the magical boy tribute. Aoi is in no way like Ichigo once you get past that they’ve both been injected with Iriomote cat DNA. Whereas Ichigo is cheery and bubbly and cute, Aoi is withdrawn, suffers from low self confidence, and sort of breaks the fourth wall during nearly every fight, freaking out at how catchphrases and such just seem to burst forth from him after he transforms. (It’s honestly a funny highlight.) Their respective crushes are also treated differently, with Aoi falling hard for Anzu (though of course saying nothing) almost immediately, almost a love at first sight sort of deal, and Ichigo already having this crush on this boy when we start vanilla TMM and already deeply committed to him in the reboot. In civilian form, (using vanilla Ichigo here, it’s not fair to compare Aoi to 2020 “been a magical girl for years” Ichigo), Aoi is a lot more unsure of himself, and seems almost to be in this Mew Mew thing for Anzu, whereas Ichigo immediately had a “I’ll do my best” acceptance mindset from the start. (Both freak out over their cat ears appearing at random moments, even Ichigo in the 2020 reboot, and I think I can finally give poor Aoi a point over Ichigo here. It makes him uncomfortable but he just wears a hoodie and hopes no one notices. It makes Ichigo freak out more lol.)

THE LOVE INTEREST / DUNGEON NAVI / SECONDARY PROTAGONIST

AOYAMA MASAYA, HINATA ANZU, SHIROGANE RYOU

Anzu is a precious peach and she occupies such a weird role here that I almost couldn’t make her a neat little graphic. She doesn’t fit neatly into a “oh, they’re a genderbent so and so” like nearly everyone else, and it’s fascinating. On the one hand, several panels in the first chapter of Au Lait make it clear that the writers are setting her up to be Aoi’s love interest. Every magical girl anime has a love interest, so why wouldn’t a magical boy manga? But that’s where she diverges. Unlike Masaya, who is a very clear tribute to Sailor Moon’s Tuxedo Mask (with the exception that he’s a cute bean as a civilian, he’s nearly the same person. No past, gets kidnapped, magical form to protect the magical girl, evil form to fight the magical girl [this happened in PGSM, and he’s been brainwashed several times]), who has always been a secondary character, Anzu actually starts the Au Lait manga. She wasn’t even featured on the promo images, so when I opened the first chapter in a zip file I thought I’d downloaded the wrong one. My rudimentary Japanese confirmed I hadn’t, but I was like “well who tf is this chick?” I waited for an English translation to be sure and yup - Anzu is being treated almost like a secondary protagonist. Well that’s new. It’s as if the Au Lait writers smashed together the characters of Ryou and Masaya and named their love child Hinata Anzu. She’s intelligent, she knows more about this project than she should, and, like Ryou in vanilla, she’s out and about and helping the boys, not just as a civilian, but in every battle. She doesn’t have powers (that we know of), but her smarts and knowledge of animals have served them well time and again. Au Lait seems more like, as one reader put it, Anzu And The Dork Squad than Aoi’s team. 

Masaya in 2020 Re-Turn is adorable. He is at odds with Quiche over Ichigo (or more like, he dislikes just how much Quiche likes Ichigo), and in a moment of panic he uses his leftover remnants of Deep Blue’s power to... change his clothes. I’m not sure what actually happened there. (Note: Thanks ribbonstrawberrysurprise: Deep Blue manifested to float the chimera anima/train and its passengers to safety.) But I love that he was so concerned for Ichigo, who at that moment desperately needed help, that the being who created his body and didn’t like Ichigo wanted to protect her. Ryou was his standoffish self, but even he seemed to have a hint of a lingering crush. He organized a party for the Mews and then took over in cafe duties so Ichigo could meet her man at the airport, unable to quiiiiite meet her eye while saying so. I always did like Ryou/Ichigo.

THE SASSY RICH BITCH

AIZAWA MINTO AND YOYOGI SHIZUKA

First of all: SAILOR JUPITER TAUGHT ME THAT PINK EQUALS FLOWER HURRICANES AND CAN I JUST SAY THAT I AM DISAPPOINTED AS FUCK THAT SHIZUKA ISN’T PLANT BASED AND CAN’T DO FLOWER HURRICANES THAT IS ALL.

Admit it. When we saw the promo image, we assumed certain things. One of those things turned out to be true: Aoi would be the Iriomote cat, because of course he would be Ichigo’s counterpart. Shizuka is wearing glasses, and his costume had the little tail, which meant he must have been a fish or a marine mammal and therefore Retasu’s counterpart, right? RIGHT. But also very, very wrong, my friends. Shizuka is indeed water based like Retasu - he’s an Amazon river dolphin (the pink ones!) - and that’s where all his similarities to our gentle green girl end. Instead of making everyone exactly the same but gender flipped, Au Lait is going in a slightly different direction, and I really like it. Shizuka is actually the most similar to our resident princess Minto! They both attend prestigious elite schools and generally act better than everyone else, but the real gem here is their interactions with their leaders. Shizuka has some truly snappy one-liners - such as discovering Ryuusei (”that’s the power of an idiot”) - and his reactions to Aoi are gold. He considers himself a genius, and indeed he’s very intelligent according to Natsume (and his school seems to be for smart people, it’s not prestigious for music or anything like that), and he makes little quips at Aoi all the time about how Aoi isn’t. I could totally see him spending an entire shift reading a book at Cafe Mew Mew while Aoi does all the work, only for him to stand up and someone to scream “HOLY CRAP, SHIZUKA’S UP, SHIT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN.” 

Minto is also full of snappy quips at Ichigo in the reboot, mostly about how Ichigo should handle the biggest, strongest enemies since she’s the leader, and can’t Ichigo even keep them in place so Minto can shoot them down? (And yeah, someone totally said the above comment ^ when Minto stood up at Cafe Mew Mew.) Minto was always one of my favorite characters, and I love that we saw a lot of close ups of her in the reboot, and that she seemed to be second in command.

THE CHILD

FONG PURIN AND KANDA RYUUSEI

Oh my god these two. I refuse to believe they aren’t related. I know Purin is Chinese but you cannot take this headcanon from me. 

Purin is my favorite character in OG Mew Mew and Ryuusei claimed my heart the second I saw the Au Lait promo. NEITHER OF THEM DISAPPOINTED ME, I AM SO IN LOVE.

While I WILL say that I in no way care for Mew Pudding’s redesign (I hate literally everything about it. I miss her jumpsuit. I hate the little pigtails at the top of her head. I hate the ribbon. At least she still has her fingerless gloves), I love that she got an entire panel of just her being badass. She stood in the middle of some train tracks, facing a runaway speeding train chimera anima, with that ^ fucking look on her face, and was like “where you going, na no da?” Purin from like, ten years ago wouldn’t have done that. She has matured so much, but she’s still the young, goofy little acrobat monkey who provides for her tea-themed siblings (who criminally do not make an appearance) and I just love her so fucking much, you guys.

RYUUSEI. Guys. He’s an idiot. Oh my god. He’s a cute lovable idiot. “What’s a gomodo dragon? What’s a kodomo dragon? What’s a condo dragon and why does it need a house?” Anzu was in love with him for like five seconds until she learned he’s a dumbass, and Aoi was jealous as fuck, and no one ever told him what his damn animal was, and I laughed my ass off through his entire last couple pages. He also had his jacket hand embroidered with the kanji for dragon, BUT IT’S MISSPELLED. It’s missing a stroke! XD 

Ryuusei is the KOMODO dragon (which is Anzu’s favorite animal), and komodos are badass. He also either always had weird animal powers, or just never noticed that he suddenly got super smell. Komodo dragons, by the way, can track their prey for literally MILES by smell alone, for DAYS. It’s absolutely terrifying (thank you for the nightmares, Wild Thornberries), and Au Lait made it fucking comical. I can’t even. HE CAN SMELL THE RED DATA ANIMAL ON PEOPLE. I love it. He’s super strong and super cute, apparently lives with his grandparents, and is Purin’s counterpart in every single way, except I think SHE might be more mature than him. I love him. He is my baby. 

Yellow is my favorite color and yellow never disappoints. 

THE FAMOUS

FUJIWARA ZAKURO AND ROPPONGI AYATO

Zakuro had next to no presence in the reboot. She occasionally made some panels look pretty. She twice had a half page to herself, one per chapter. I am sad. I love my wolf lesbian. In semi-related news, I feel I have solved the mystery of Zakuro’s red data animal, something that has plagued the TMM community for years. The grey wolf is not endangered at all, yet Zakuro is injected with one, right? I read somewhere (either in a TMM blog or a conservation blog) that there is a subspecies of grey wolf that IS critically endangered. I believe it’s the Mexican grey wolf? I headcanon she was injected with DNA specifically from a Mexican grey wolf. 

Moving on. In Chapter 3 (which was a DELIGHT), we met Ayato. Chapter 3 was the most frustrating chapter because let me tell you, Au Lait marks the first time I have ever read a manga chapter by chapter as it was being released in Japan. So I’m waiting Nakayoshi to publish the chapter, then I’m waiting for someone to scan Nakayoshi, then I’m waiting for someone to translate it, over and over and over, and omg I can’t believe this is what people DO. I’ve waited for full volumes before, but CHAPTERS? This is torture. Ayato, I haven’t had enough TIME with you!

Ayato seems to be an actor (in a really... really weird stage play), and has very few lines in his first appearance. I’m not sure what I make of him. He says about six sentences, which is actually a lot for a character introduced on a cliffhanger, but... I can’t decide if he’s said them in a mysterious Sailors Neptune and Uranus way or a flamboyant Sohma Ayame way. I ALSO DON’T KNOW WHAT ANIMAL HE IS AND I AM VERY ANGRY. BB Ryuusei said he smells like yakitori (a type of grilled chicken), which confirms he’s a bird. But. WHICH BIRD, DAMNIT? 

CHAPTER FOUR WHERE ARE YOU?

THE FUNDING

AKASAKA KEIICHIRO, HINATA NATSUME, SHIROGANE RYOU

Hello again, Ryou! The boys here were wallpaper (though cute wallpaper) in the reboot. Natsume is 100% a troll. I love her. She admits in chapter 3 she literally just injected hot boys for her Mew Mew project. Even Ryou wasn’t that blunt. I mean, if you gotta save Earth and stare at people while you do it, they better be cute, right?

IF FOUND, PLEASE CALL THE FANDOM

MIDORIKAWA RETASU, SHIRAYUKI BERII, AKAI RINGO

Aside from her two half panels as a Mew Mew per chapter, this is the only good cap of Retasu as a civilian in the reboot. D: I believe Hiroo Taichi will be her counterpart in Au Lait.

I never liked Berii. There, I said it. She got TWO animals. She was some random newbie and she got to be leader just like that? And she was clueless and dumb and the writing in A La Mode wasn’t great. But I really like 2020 Berii. She’s cute, she seems more rabbit than cat, and she seems more intelligent and less of a blonde Ichigo clone. I don’t know if she’ll have an Au Lait counterpart.

WHERE IS RINGO? THE REBOOT WAS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO PUT HER IN THE STORY FOR REAL AND SHE JUST... WASN’T THERE?! THIS IS BLASPHEMY. RINGO IS THE BEST MEW MEW. BEST GIRL. JUSTICE FOR RINGO.

THE RELATIONSHIPS

MASAYA & ICHIGO VS AOI & ANZU

ZAKURO & MINTO VS AYATO & RYUUSEI

Nearly all of 2020 chapter 1 focused on Ichigo seeing Masaya again. I’m guessing this took place after he left for London. Ichigo left with him after A La Mode, and some time between then and Re-Turn came back to Japan, and now Masaya is back. They are still as lovey as ever, but not as sickeningly cute as Tsukino Usagi and Chiba Mamoru or anything. Phew! Their counterpart in Au Lait seems to Aoi and Anzu. (Look at that height difference! Poor Anzu, her poor neck.) Aoi already has a massive crush on her, but Anzu, bless her, is oblivious.

AND NOW FOR THE GAYS.

I think Zakuro and Minto is probably one of the most popular TMM ships and holy lesbians, Batman, they were well fed with this GORGEOUS panel at the end of chapter 2. Look at it. Zakuro had literally no panels, save for her two intros, to herself, and barely any panels at all in the reboot, and then BA-BAM, this beautiful ending shot. I swear Ikumi did it on purpose. Speaking of gays - is Ayato/Ryuusei the new Zakuro/Minto? Ayato seems to be at least bisexual (he also hit on Anzu), but this was literally his second panel. He is in a (terrible, TERRIBLE) play, and the actors are walking in the audience looking for the villain. Ayato walks into the audience and HITS ON RYUUSEI. His first goddamn words are “Do you want me to keep you, my cute little puppy?” to Ryuusei. He says fuck this acting shit, I see a SNACK. I think I ship it. I think I ship it hard.

THE STORY

*Au Lait is just getting started, so typical magical girl boy anime manga: Let’s find the others! Shenanigans! Some fillers! It’s cute, I love it, go read it.

*2020 Re-Turn is actually REALLY GOOD and chapter 2 reminds me of just how unique Tokyo Mew Mew was and still is among not just magical girl series, but animanga as a whole. Quick, what was the last environmental series you remember? Mine was Captain Planet - in the 90s. Preachy, in your face, after school special about things like pollution and endangered species and littering and honestly it was really cool, but very much a product of its time. Even now, magical girl animanga is still focused on bad guys, but bad guys are generic and represent something created for the series. Here, the bad guys are US, other human beings, who traffic animals, who endanger them, who wreck our planet enough that animals are barely clinging to life. There’s a very poignant scene featuring the adorable snow leopard up there (who’s the secondary protagonist of the reboot) ^, showing his mother being shot and himself being snatched by poachers, and he’s terrified, and has no idea what’s going on or where he is, and Ichigo is terrified for him. We need more series like this - not just of the magical girl genre, but of ALL genres. To make it accessible in this way, for people of all ages, something enjoyable, that people can fangirl over and love and its creators clearly put a lot of love and thought into. We need another Captain Planet, but less preachy, less after school special-y. We don’t want to be like the aliens (who remember, are descendants of humans who fucked up Earth so badly they had to leave it). 

Behind all the cute of this manga and its reboot, and its new spinoff, Tokyo Mew Mew has a powerful message that we should all be following. It’s not even subtle. Get yo shit together, peeps. 

[mothmansrevolt]

LU Girl Scout AU (and subsequent PTA AU)

LU au where they have to pretend to be girl scouts because Time has to prove a point to the pta board and to the Karen Squad Its basically a bunch of highschoolers and singular college student pretending to be girl scouts because of both friendship and Time just shoved some sashes in their hands and said Y'all are all now girlscouts and offered to get them Chipotle as payment.

Twilight is in college(online). Warriors in a senior. Legend and Sky are juniors. Hyrule and Wild are sophmores. Four and wind are freshmen. Four is homeschooled by his grandfather though.   All are in a specila branch called hylia scouts (creative i know). This means they get set uniforms and competitions with other troops over cookie selling boundaries since hylia scout troops are usually very close to eachother. There are two troops in their area including them. Troop 4296 (the Links) and 6669 (the Karen Squad) They are troop 4296 because Time wouldnt let them have either 420 or 6969

Time--a pta mom--rivals with the Karens--tired as all hell but will not hesitate to prank the karens--troop leader and/or chaperone depending on the situation--He has a million bumper stickers supporting his "girls"--honestly he's just here for the cookies--someone get this man a coffee--has two sons according to the law, but has eight in spirit--you mess with his children he will not hesitate to murder you--all his sons are arsonists and he doesn't understand why--will call the links his "daughters". half the town can't tell what children he actually has--loves coupons and discounts "Malon said I'm not allowed to start fights at the pta meetings but I will not hesitate drag her here if you insult my beautiful brats again." Twilight­--Time's eldest son--only in this because he doesn't want his friends to get hurt and he loves his parents--a good boy--loves animals and will not hesitate to educate you on them--he wears overalls and if forced will wear a skirt over the overalls--he cant sell cookies for shit because nobody believes that he is a girlscout--sometimes has to duck down behind Four if certain people are around because they'll get suspicious--it does not work--He pretends to be everyone's big brother and they love him for it--perpetually confused by Wolfie "I have command over an army of teenagers and goats, nothing can stop me but gas money and my gpa." Wild--Time's second son--can pass as a girl pretty well--he destroys stuff during craft time--hot glues patches to sash--He has every one of the cooking patches and than some--Often seen with the camera photographing everything--Will help create new badges--give this boy a scavenger hunt and he will find you just about anything--has a tendency to ride on wild animals--isn't legally allowed to drive a car nor own a license. nobody knows why--second most convincing for this whole thing "This is just a glorified gang and honestly I am living for it." Four--from the neighboring farm but Twilight and Malon babysits him sometimes. he is a staple--the karens keeps trying to steal him because he is 'innocent' and 'a little lady'--this leads to ridiculous hijinks--he is small, quiet, not very mentally sound but he tries his best and is brave as all hell--owns the most badges--will rock the skirt always--fashionista or fashion disaster, there is no in-between--he's the most committed besides legend and warriors but is the most convincing--best cookie seller--Often seen handling sharp tools and knives for some reason, who gave this child a weapon?!--tends to befriend bad people--the only one with the fire safety badge even though, he to, is an arsonist--wears a vest because the sash is too big, Malon made it for him--has a bird named Ezlo who sits on his head "Sorry Miss Karen but I've been bribed with my first born child so kindly fuck off." Legend--salty and sassy--will always rock the skirt--also a fashionista and knows accessories--he's really only in this because of a running bet with warriors--he has a soft on the inside sometimes--he will get into cat fights--The other girlscouts from a rival troop HATE him because they will always lose arguments against him--knows the most about girl scouts, won't say how--Often seen blinged out with the jewelry he wins at the local chuck-se-cheese with his buddy Ravio "I have command over an entire troop of shortstacks and will not hesitate to order a strike against your fucking kneecaps. Do NOT question the authority of this skirt." Warriors--pretty boy--in a bet with Legend--also a fashionista--he is a big brother tho-- protection squad and trying his best--he is on student counsel and is a good leader--stand in when Time is busy--Often seen with a sports bag in one hand and a girl scout sash in the other--all the troops think he is a major lesbian because he keeps flirting with the other scouts--he gets more numbers as a girlscout, not that he could ever admit this "I'm a known lesbian among the girl scouts and honestly that is my crowning achievement." Sky--is here because his friends are here--He is the mom friend--second best at selling cookie because of his sweetness--He often tag teams with Four for selling cookies--is slightly confused but he's here to make sure nobody gets hurt--honestly just naps during meeting-- Often seen with blanket and a comforting hug--rival troops actually have scouts seeking out to befriend him--always forgets his skirt and is often seen borrowing his girlfriend Zelda's "Guys, please stop fighting you are all beautiful young women. Karen, you shut the frick up." Hyrule--the camper and nature boy of the group--he loves and has earned every patch for exploration and camping--tends to get lost--needs navigation patch--its been revoked from him twice--Humble and nice--often sleeps over at other peoples houses--nobody knows where he lives--it confuses the shit out of them--He is buddies with Four because Four knows the backwoods and roads the best--Often not seen due to being lost "Legend duck taped a gps to me arm and I think its lost to :(" Wind--baby boy--not as innocent as the others think--he absolutely loves being a girlscout--will play pranks on the other troops during jamborees and campouts--lives by the sea, slightly far away form everyone else--He helps with the nautical patches--hangs with the resident young delinquents, Tetra's gang. she thinks this is hilarious--he owns the troop wagon that they all use--its named King of the Red Lions or just Dave depending on the hour--only here because Twilight babysits him and his sister--also wears a vest because he thinks its cooler--Often seen with a telescope and covered in sand--someone give this child a bath "My first love may be the sea, but my second is that damned burrito, hand me the fucking skirt!" Wolfie--troop mascot--a giant half wolf half god knows what--has his own vest and patches-- has a tendency to just show up--Nobody knows where he comes from nor where he goes--he is the town cryptid and it isn't uncommon to see him pulling the troop wagon with the boys in it--Four still rides on his back--it counts as the horse back riding patch--Twilight is perpetually confused by him and its become a running gag that Wolfie is his fursona--loves cookies, sadly the cookies do not love him--can vaguely say curse words "arf" Shadow and Dark(I'm not sorry)--in karen's troop 6669 (for fun? for rivalry? who knows. they don't)--brothers--edgy bastards who are in a band together--Shadow is best friends with Four, Dark thinks he's pretty rad--Often seen with Four and the other edgy teens--both sassy, both easily pissed but trying to be kind of nice--Shadow is the only one who has achieved this--no those are not their real names, its Link and Link like everyone else in this goddamned town--HI MY nAME IS ebONY DArknESS DEMENTIA RAveN WAY--Dark is the author of My Immortal--both suck at selling cookies--tag team with Four to try and help their sales--rivals of troop 4296, they despise each other--both wear vests because Shadow wanted to match Four and Dark decided he can trick out the vest "Our mother may be a bitch and a dumbass, but at least we aren't petty white boys." "Wait Dark we are petty white boys" "FUCK" Karen Ganondorf Smith, Kaaren Link Johnson, Carhaen Reese--bitches and pta moms--runs the pta--the karen squad--Reese's daughter named Betghyani who is very nice and likes troop 4296--Johnson is mother of Shadow and Dark--they are fucking nuts y'all--they represent the three evils of the pta: the enforcer, the healthy diet extreme, and the bitch against disabled children (quiet hands!!!)--despite popular belief, Four (Link Smith) is in no way related to Karen Smith (legally at least. Karen thinks they are and it doesn't end pretty sometimes)--they all hate Time with a burning passion because he is not afraid to call them out on their bullshit "I've brought up so many stances and rules into this pta and will not have some farming hooligan upstaging the careful work me and the other heads have created!" Malon--couldn't be on pta because she almost murdered a karen with kindness--sweet and kind but can still kick ass--helped make and fix uniforms--acts as chaperone when needed and finds this all completely hilarious--she makes snacks with Wild for the meetings--has adopted all of these children--actively enforces Wind and Four to eat more because whY ARE ALL YALL SO TINY--can lift a cow "Don't talk to me or my husband or my son or my son or my eight fake sons or my lovely eight fake daughters ever again."

[aion-rsa]

Resident Evil Village: How Lady Dimitrescu’s Daughters Pay Tribute to Dracula’s Brides

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While Lady Dimitrescu’s mysterious nature and…umm…proportions quickly made her an internet favorite, some of the most fascinating characters from the Resident Evil Village trailers/demo have to be Lady Dimitrescu’s equally mysterious daughters.

Even using the word “daughters” is potentially misleading. Lady Dimitrescu refers to the characters as her daughters, but aspects of the game’s lore hinted at by circumstantial evidence suggest that they may not actually be her daughters. There’s even a hint that they could somehow be manufactured.

It’s also been noted that the characters share many design similarities with the famous “brides” of Dracula who typically occupy the Count’s castle and have become a core component of the character’s mythology. Of course, those are his brides and not his daughters, so they can’t be an exact parallel to the Village characters, right?

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Well, here’s the thing. It turns out that most of what you may “know” about Dracula’s brides could be wrong. In fact, the truth about the characters strongly suggests that they share much more in common with Lady Dimitrescu’s daughters than you may believe.

Let’s go back to the original Dracula novel. You probably know that many liberties have been taken with Bram Stoker’s Dracula novel over the years (due largely to the success of the 1931 film which embedded several changes into the public consciousness), but every now and then, you have to stop and appreciate just how different the original novel is from what we typically think of when we think of the Dracula story.

So how much were the brides changed in the many Dracula films? Well, Dracula’s brides were in the book and, for the most part, they were portrayed similarly to how you’d probably imagine them if you picture them in your head when you think of the various Dracula adaptations in pop culture history. They’re highly sexual, they live in the castle, and they’re vampires who seem to be somewhat subservient to Dracula either because they were turned into vampires by him or they are his actual brides.

What’s interesting, though, is that the Dracula novel never actually references any formal relationship the characters have to Dracula. It’s never explicitly stated that they’re married or that they have some kind of relationship outside of being vampires. In fact, the only time that any such relationship possibilities are referenced is when they’re described as “weird sisters.”

Now, it’s possible that the term sisters is just an example of the colloquialism of the time. Mina calls Lucy her sister at one point in the story, and the vampires call Mina their “sister” after she drinks Dracula’s blood. There’s certainly enough evidence to suggest that the term “sisters” is being used rather casually. That last example even suggests that the trio see themselves as sisters because they were all turned into vampires by Dracula.

Before you entirely disregard the theory that the “brides” are actually sisters, though, consider their original physical descriptions. Two of the brides have dark hair and are specifically described as resembling Dracula. However, the third bride has blonde hair and is treated differently from the other two. She’s addressed by the other brides with a kind of reverence, and her tomb is more elaborate than the others. Even Dracula seems to treat her with more respect.

That dynamic has given rise to the theory that only the blonde vampire is actually Dracula’s bride and that the other two are sisters. In fact, they seem to be the pair’s biological or at least adopted (in a possibly loose use of the term) daughters. While that’s not confirmed anywhere in the book, it’s nevertheless fascinating that there seems to be more of a complicated dynamic at play than the generally accepted idea that these women are just Dracula’s brides.

So how did that dynamic get lost in translation over the years? There doesn’t seem to be an official explanation for the change in the 1931 film, but it was likely due to the content restrictions of the time. The novel implied (but again, never explicitly stated) that there was an incestuous relationship between Dracula and his daughters/brides. The popular theory was that such a relationship was meant to convey how far Dracula and his brood had fallen out of polite society and religion-driven morality. It’s hard to imagine a 1931 horror film diving into that topic, even if it was the pre-code era.

It’s also certainly worth noting that the popular gender dynamics of 1931 probably made it much easier to just describe the women as Dracula’s brides. After all, we’re sure the studio was happy to cast three attractive (and ultimately uncredited) actresses in their film, but it’s not a stretch to suggest that the idea that they’re servants of Dracula or below him on the social ladder would have either been the popular assumption at the time or an idea that was forced upon the writers so that they don’t challenge social standards with some monster flick. For that matter, it’s darkly amusing that there’s a lasting implication that Dracula has “brides” in any kind of sense of the word. Did they get married at night court?

However it happened, the idea of Dracula having brides certainly took root over the years. Everything from Dracula 2000 and The Monster Squad to the criminally underrated Brides of Dracula either directly refers to the women as brides or else fails to present the idea that some of them may be his daughters. Even 1992’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula (which is considered to be one of the most “faithful” major adaptations of the novel) leaves you with the impression that these characters are simply his brides.

So has the idea of Dracula having daughters ever come up on film? There have been a few instances, but the most notable has to be the appropriately named 1936 film, Dracula’s Daughter. That movie was the result of a bidding war/battle over a short story called Dracula’s Guest that was essentially a cut chapter from the Dracula novel. Interestingly, though, it’s believed that the movie is actually based on the famous lesbian vampire story, Carmilla. In fact, Dracula’s Daughter proved to be incredibly controversial due to the implication that the lead character is a lesbian.

That’s what’s so fascinating about the vampire daughters in Resident Evil Village. While many minds jumped to the visuals of Dracula’s brides as soon as they saw the characters, the fact of the matter is that the very implication that those characters are his brides is just that: an implication. It’s a holdover from years of portrayals that either directly supported that idea or otherwise did little to challenge it.

While Dracula’s brides have obviously worked their way into the public consciousness and are memorable characters in their own right, there is something refreshing about the idea that the daughters in Resident Evil Village are invoking the powerful imagery of those characters while allowing them to thrive in an environment that is (according to everything we’ve seen thus far) dominated by women.

After all, everything we’ve seen of Dracula’s “brides” over the years strongly suggests that they’re badass lionesses who really run the show. It certainly seems Dimitrescu’s daughters honor that legacy.

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A list of my OCs

Starfire Universe (action space thing)

Aliya: Former assassin who literally could not give 2 shits about any of what's going on

Nari: Recent graduate from the space fleet academy whatever thing and literally can't stand Aliya when she joins the squad

Isak: Also a former assassin and Aliya's best friend whose been dragged along for the ride

Yami: Bad. Ass. If you come up against her in a fight, you don't stand a chance

Yama: Asshole but we love him. Giant flirt

Kelsi: Team sweetheart. Adorable bean. Can fix literally anything

Enyo: Trauma. They will happily kick your ass. Nari's best friend and only soft for Kelsi

Madelyn: Android with the consciousness of Kelsi's older sister. Emotion is not a thing...until it is

Mia: Tech whizz. Likes hacking the government in her spare time

Alon: Poor suffering dad and squad commander. Give this man a break

Sekani: An actual angel. Hugs cure everything except major injuries but he can heal those too (medic)

Jian: Ex of Nari's older sister. Works at a different agency and somehow got stuck liasing with these dumbasses

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Jaya: Trauma. Joined the "army" way too young but she's too good to stop. In charge of this elite group of dummies

Zera: Best pilot in her class. Ran away from home and has a reputation for being tough as nails. Real soft spot for Jaya

Min: Nari's older sister. Team medic and resident mum friend.

Aleksandr: Broody boy but actually a real softie. One of Jaya's best friends and has a crippling crush on their other best friend

Cody: Tech and engineering prodigy. Super sweet. Got it bad for the cute scientist whose helping them out.

Leon: Asshole who doesn't care about rules. Has more disciplinaries than anyone else but gets away with it because his mission record is insanely good

Elementals Universe (modern fantasy)

Elara: Immortal princess whose been around since the dawn of humanity. Has control of life and death

Amalthea: Elara's twin sister with the same power who hasn't been seen for like 500 years bc she done fucked up bad

Nik: Way too fucken old but being kept vaguely immortal by Elara bc his brother wanted to. Can create portals

Io: Also can create portals. Stupidly in love with Elara for about 2000 years

Kenna: Fashion design student who does not have the fucken time for saving the world. Fire powers.

Aiden: Also fire powers. Bad boy exterior, soft boy centre. We love him

Kirsi: Just a damn goddess tbh but also an enormous nerd. Water powers

Malik: Also water powers. Dumbass genius. Like honestly he's so smart but also the biggest idiot I've ever come across

Silas: Earth powers. Soft nature boy who just loves baking and sweaters and hugs

Gaia: Also earth. Babe. Rich kid but like a really amazing human being who always takes care of everyone.

Lani: Air powers. Tired. Lowkey angry feminist vibes and would absolutely be down for a revolution

Sora: Also air. Really quiet and sweet. Very artsy. Anger her at your own risk though

Miyako: Shadow. Major alt-girl vibes. Likes to pretend she doesn't care but really does a lot

Leyla: Shadow. Absolute rebel. Unbelievably talented. Will absolutely kick your ass

Tala: Light. She's just a straight up angel but has no idea what she's doing with her life. Dyed her hair white just to be extra

Citlali: Also light. Angry child who absolutely gets political on Twitter all the time.

Nate: Groomed his whole life to join the ranks of his families evil organisation. Redemption arc for my boi

Superhero Universe

Aimi: Can literally control other peoples bodies. Soft and sweet and absolutely terrified of her powers

Tamika: Powerful telekinesis. Most lovely person you'll ever meet

Tamara: Tamika's twin with the same ability. She's like...really cool

Sammi: They're somehow the team mum but absolutely should not be. Can mimic anything

Elodie: Sweet but lowkey chaotic. Abuses her ability to manipulate time constantly

Ciara: Can absorb energy and send out blast of it. Automatic team baby because of her age. Hates it

Nicu: Can warp reality and is absolutely the last person who should be trusted with that power. Chaotic. Absolute nightmare

Elias: Can make infinite copies of himself and constantly uses this to get in all kinds of trouble

Zola: Can phase through objects. Such a sweetheart. Has a constant headache from putting up with this lot

Kitt: Pain in the ass but dated both Elodie and Nicu as is so deeply ingrained in the group now that they can't get rid of him. Can control temperature

Fantasy Universe

Hari: Gay af. Eldest son who holds the weight of the world on his shoulders. Super hot and charismatic

Safina: A year younger than Hari. Has a hot warrior girlfriend. Actual fucking goddess

Zaryn: youngest child. Engaged to the princess of a foreign kingdom. Really sweet

Elidi: First in line to the throne of her kingdom. Soft quiet sweet girl. She is aestheticTM

Neoma: The hot warrior girlfriend. I might also be in love with her.

Leizi: Their cousin from a different kingdom. Has a claim to both their throne and her own. Is basically a lesbian pirate.

Dystopian Universe

Lina: So much trauma

Kylaa: joined the revolution but then went and fell in love which she didn't mean to do goddamnit