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i'm losing my mind. g'raha "crystal exarch" tia @ urianger calling an emergency meeting like hey look i'm wearing your skin 😀 how would you like to take up your old part again but lying (which btw i hear is something you're real good at?). so you'll play a supporting second role generally and help me in my great effort to turn this calamitous tale into a grand and sweeping epic and to do that, you'll have to dress up as an old mysteriously ageless eccentric wizard uttering propheties of doom and drawing the tower (🤭) as your daily tarot reading every single day for, say, up to five years, give or take. i have extra fabric for you at the back so we can match but you'll have to—how do i know about your past? well you see it's my job. i'm a historian you know. no you don't need to know my actual name btw i'm gonna kill myself before it could ever become narratively significant,
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it is funny to me that of the duty support NPCs the only true tank/healer/dps all rounders are (1) God and (2) geriatric catboy twink
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ena has also found herself an instant camera :]
nailed it.
#ffxiv#other peoples ocs#ena looks lovely as always#and thancred isnt even awake to enjoy it#3 margaritas in and he's dad napping
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If only we have /photograph a bit earlier XD

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picture perfect (and your brother's there too unfortunately)
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can’t stop thinking about that twitter post that’s like of course emet selch is from new york only a new yorker would blow up the entire world because new york is gone
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The most visceral horrified reaction I’ve ever had to a video game is at the end of Heavensward when Aymeric out of nowhere declares his intent to recreate the British parliamentary system
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just saw someone on reddit call emet-selch "onceler-coded" and i don't think i'll ever recover
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#ffxiv#ok so imo it's “other”#the most advanced camera tech in ff14 is technically direct video recordings which is alexandria's domain#the most direct camera tech that is applicable to us the warrior of light using current technology#is presumably sharlayan and/or garlemald's provenance#and it is the island sanctuary and the silent movie recorded of our silly volleyball game#garlemald's technology puts it ahead of the silent movie era#so we can assume sharlayan has the most advanced photography/film tech in the world post-garlemald#garlemald was likely in the golden age of movies#no one else on the source so far has caught up to it yet#meanwhile alexandria has smartphones and holograms and no reason for personal digital cameras circa 2001 to exist#not to mention a possible cultural aversion to “capturing the moment”#what if someone in your picture dies? better delete it#in conclusion: no one has invented the emote camera yet#a mysterious timelost artifact
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violent impulses are actually very healthy for girls. we must nourish girls’ desire to kill and maim
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#ffxiv#logged in today#“oh theres no mogtomes yet??”#did not feel the urge to stay logged in#logged out#wednesday we're descending deep into the ivalice mines
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i want to grab feo ul and bash them against a rock until they die. i think i would rather drown in a sea of moogles than talk to feo ul again. that was. wow. that was a deeply upsetting and unpleasant experience
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idk why i have none energy for everything i want to do but this suddenly hits like a lightning bolt to the point that i can't even wait for crimes to return before visualizing it
still mulling it over. but something is cooking.
did the minion frame trick too
#ffxiv#other peoples ocs#such fun use of contrast and symmetry in the composition#the basic geometrical lines of the stance reinforced by the streak of white#the geometry of violence#VERY cool
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