#residen evil village

[soullessdianthus]

Do we remember that we all decided that those are the same picture?

[scratchyemporium]

[thefanficmonster]

Hello! Could you please write some headcanons for Lord Heisenberg and reader who has the ability to have prophetic dreams? Reader has never told about their ability to anyone but Karl and still cannot fully accept it. But Heisenberg is not Heisenberg if he is not interested in such an unusual thing. Can he help reader embrace their unique gift of seeing prophetic dreams? Thank you!

Oh that's such an interesting idea and what a wonderful gift to possess! I'm overjoyed to be writing about it and I hope you enjoy 💕

Pairing: Karl Heisenberg x Reader (Gender Neutral) [Resident Evil: Village]

Warning: SPOILERS for RE Village, Mentions of human experimentation and PTSD, Crying

Genre: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff

Summary: see request above

Karl had always known you were a part of the chain of experiments as well

That's what originally got you two bonding

However, apart from surface-level understanding on that common ground, you never dug deeper in conversation

He could tell you would rather not recall or mention those dark times

Which is why he never knew what to think - the reason you, on first glance, appeared to be powerless even after undergoing the procedures

He had a hard time believing you were a failed experiment cause he knows better than anyone how Miranda dealt with those

But without visible alterations to your human form or any obvious powers, he had a reason to believe you were an escapee Miranda never bothered to retrieve

He'd offered you a room at the factory, forming an alliance to keep you both above the tide of the witch's wrath

Which is why he was soon given a glimpse of your powers when one night he was awoken by your screams

Upon investigating he found you were still asleep and, as carefully as he could, he approached you and shook you awake

Your limp body, covered in cold sweat, fell into his arms, your tears dampening the sleeve of his shirt

Through tears, you informed him of what you saw in your dream - the day of reckoning, as you'd called it

The day an outsider would step into the village and commence a slaughter of its people

"He'll....he'll hurt you, Karl!"

Putting two and two together, Karl could almost smile to himself, proud of you for your gift

But the more you talked about it through the night, the more he realized you were far from proud of it yourself

"It's not normal! It's not something I wanted! I didn't want or deserve what happened to me. This is in no way compensation for ruining my life!" You'd argued, hugging the blanked close to your chest

Suddenly, the metal bed lifted with you still on it, causing you to yelp

"This isn't normal either, Y/N. But it's fulfilling knowing that I could jab a metal pipe in Miranda's heart with just a thought if I wanted to."

He carefully settled the bed back on the floor, "And you can foresee events and bend them to your liking."

You'd never put it that way yourself

You only saw your gift as a curse bestowed upon you by a horrible person under horrible circumstances

"These powers, gifts, they make us better for the time we spent being tortured. All the times we felt helpless. Now we're not so helpless, are we?"

When seen through that context, coming to terms with your gift didn't seem so hard

And knowing you possibly saved Karl's life by telling him about your dream, it makes it practically all worth it

[thegamingcatmom]

Fucking preach.

But also-

...Totally working on it.

There isn’t enough Mother Miranda fics 😞

[teaaagan]

Text

Y/N, texting Alcina: *sends a voice message*

Alcina, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Y/N: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Alcina: *presses play*

Y/N's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

[runawayonryo]

Cosplaying my OC jasmine Crawford

Istg any fat jokes I'll get mad lol

[wouldntyou-liketoknow]

RE8 AU Incorrect Quotes

Hey, @that-bat! I know it’s been a long time since I wrote for the RE8 AU, and I’m honestly not quite sure when I’ll be adding the next story for you. I haven’t lost interest in your AU: I’ve just sort of started writing about an AU of my own, and I’ve been really excited to work on it.

SO, to make up for the lack of a full-on story, I thought maybe you’d enjoy something a bit more memeish. . ?

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Ethan Nestor-Winters: *being attacked by one of Nate’s undead animals* GET YOUR FUCKIN’ DOG, BITCH! Nate/Lord Ophio: *not even looking in Ethan’s direction* It don’t bite. Ethan Nestor-Winters: YES IT DO—!

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[When Ethan finally comes to after Matt’s venom runs its course]

Ethan Nestor-Winters: *struggling against his binds* I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! Matt/Lord Loxosceles: *watching Ethan* You do have the right, Earwig. . . Matt/Lord Loxosceles: *steps closer to Ethan and looks in him the eyes* But what you lack is the capacity. Ethan Nestor-Winters: >:0

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Ethan Nestor-Winters: You’re clearly an attention-seeker. Mark/Lord Isurus: *lets out a loud gasp* How dare you?! I’m the exact opposite of an attention-seeker! Why would I even need to seek attention? I’m the strongest, most capable Lord under Mother Mira—hey, don’t look away when I’m talking to you!

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Nate/Lord Ophio: –fAmIlY cOnVeRsAtIoN! I’ll start first—what’re your thoughts on the dEATH PENALTY?! Matt/Lord Loxosceles and Mark/Lord Isurus: *laughing hysterically* Ethan Nestor-Winters: *looking very uncomfortable* Nate/Lord Ophio: *slams his hands on the table* ANSWER ME!!!

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Nate/Lord Ophio: I can fit the whole world in my hands. Mark/Lord Isurus: Yeah? Prove it. Nate/Lord Ophio: *picks up Phibes*

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Ethan Nestor-Winters: I’m sick of just deserving better. Ethan Nestor-Winters: *loads some bullets into his handgun* Gonna start taking it by force—

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Any of The Three Lords: I could kill you if I wanted. Hunter/The Baron: Yeah? So could a human being. So could a dog. So could a very dedicated duck. You aren't special.

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Mark/Lord Isurus: People ask me how I get the wet look in my hair Mark/Lord Isurus: I tell ‘em I use “Essence of Aquatics” gel Mark/Lord Isurus: They say “What’s that?” Mark/Lord Isurus: *dives into the water that half of his castle is submerged in* I USE THE FUCKING ESTUARY!!!

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Hunter/The Baron: Hello—

Nate/Lord Ophio: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass. 

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Matt/Lord Loxosceles: Hey, are you busy? Nate/Lord Ophio: Yeah, I am. Matt/Lord Loxosceles: Cool, listen to this—

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Mark/Lord Isurus: *pacing around the Tall Lady statue* I didn’t ask to be given such a perfect being. . . Mark/Lord Isurus: I DEMANDED IT.

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Hunter/The Baron: *talking about his “friendship” with Nate and doing business with the other Lords* I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

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Nate/Lord Ophio: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person. 

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Ethan Nestor-Winters: Miss me with that “weapon accuracy” shit. I’m shooting everything. I’m laying down cover fire. I’m shooting the walls. I’m shooting my enemies. I’m shooting myself. My accuracy is one hundred-percent. Y’all just don’t know what I’m aiming at

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Matt/Lord Loxosceles: Good night. Matt/Lord Loxosceles: Sleep tight. Matt/Lord Loxosceles: *grinning maliciously* Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself. . .

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Ethan Nestor-Winters: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it. Mark/Lord Isurus: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it. 

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Matt/Lord Loxosceles: Mark is not a morning person. Or a night person. There’s really only about seven minutes a day he’s pleasant to be around. Mark/Lord Isurus: The best part is you never know when they’re coming. 

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Nate/Lord Ophio: What’s up? I’m back.

Ethan Nestor-Winters: I LITERALLY SAW YOU DIE. YOU DIED! YOU WERE DEAD!!!

Nate/Lord Ophio: Death is a social construct.

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Mark/Lord Isurus: Never have I ever. . .been grounded by my parents. Nate/Lord Ophio: *exasperated* I knew you’d pull that shit. Matt/Lord Loxosceles: *also exasperated* He makes orphan jokes every single time and always wins. Ethan Nestor-Winters: Huh. I usually go for the “never had a dad who supported me” one.

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Nate/Lord Ophio: My life is a fucking mess. Matt/Lord Loxosceles: Nate, just relax, okay? Go to the village and take one of the humans. Nate/Lord Ophio: I don’t want to deal with a villager right now! Matt/Lord Loxosceles: Who said they’d be for you? 

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Hunter/The Baron: You know, people treat me like a god. Ethan Nestor-Winters: How? Hunter/The Baron: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

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[Responses to getting stabbed with a sword]

Mark/Lord Isurus: BITCH—

Matt/Lord Loxosceles: I’m gonna give you a ten-second headstart.

Nate/Lord Ophio: That's fair. . .

Ethan Nestor-Winters: NOT AGAIN!

Hunter/The Baron: Are you gonna want this back, or can I keep it?

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Matt/Lord Loxosceles: *attacking Ethan in a completely enraged frenzy* WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!! Ethan Nestor-Winters: *struggling to escape* IT WAS JUST A SPIDER, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME—!

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Nate/Lord Ophio: *is 5’10* Fight me! Mark/Lord Isurus: *is 7’3* Seriously? HA! What’re you gonna do, kick me in the ankles? Hunter/The Baron: *watching from the safety of his caravan* . . .

[Later]

Matt/Lord Loxosceles: *originally came out to buy something from The Baron’s Market, but is now staring at Mark, who is currently curled up on the ground and crying* Matt/Lord Loxosceles: Um. . .Baron? What happened to Mark? Hunter/The Baron: *shrugs* Lord Ophio kicked him really hard in the ankles.

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Nate/Lord Ophio: Look at my face. Ethan Nestor-Winters: Okay. . ? Nate/Lord Ophio: No, no. Keep looking. Ethan Nestor-Winters: I am looking! Nate/Lord Ophio: No, you’re not. Look harder. Ethan Nestor-Winters: Is there a point to this? Nate/Lord Ophio: Yes. So, look as hard as you can. Focus on every part of my face. Ethan Nestor-Winters: Alright! I am!!! Nate/Lord Ophio: Now. . .does it look like I give a fuck?

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Nate/Lord Ophio: Die. Hunter/The Baron: Please don't die! Nate/Lord Ophio: DIE! Hunter/The Baron: PLEASE DON'T DIE! Mark/Lord Isurus: *confused* Why are they yelling at a plant? Matt/Lord Loxosceles: *watching while eating some human fingers like popcorn* Nate found it in the woods and decided uproot it and give it to Baron. Ever since then, Baron’s been trying to get Nate to accept it as their kid.

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Ethan Nestor-Winters: Can you keep a secret?

Hunter/The Baron: Do you know anything about my life?

Ethan Nestor-Winters: . . .Good point.

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Matt/Lord Loxosceles: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

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Mark/Lord Isurus: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

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Hunter/The Baron: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it. Nate/Lord Ophio: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out. Hunter/The Baron: Th-that's not how that works—

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Mark/Lord Isurus: You know, sometimes I feel like that Baron doesn't take us seriously enough. Nate/Lord Ophio: “Sometimes?” Matt/Lord Loxosceles: “Enough?” Mark/Lord Isurus: . . . Matt/Lord Loxosceles: Change that to “at all” and we'll talk.

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Hunter/The Baron: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Nate/Lord Ophio: You just said “hole” too many times. Matt/Lord Loxosceles: And that’s coming from Nate, so. . .that’s concerning. Mark/Lord Isurus: YOU TWO THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING! *storms out*

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Nate/Lord Ophio: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? Matt/Lord Loxosceles: *turning to Mark/Lord Isurus* How tall are you?

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[The Lords are having dinner together after a ceremony]

Nate/Lord Ophio: Mark, can you pass the salt? Mark/Lord Isurus: *throws Matt/Lord Loxosceles across the table*

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Ethan Nestor-Winters: I currently have seven empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? Matt/Lord Loxosceles: Put human remains in them. Ethan Nestor-Winters: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. Mark/Lord Isurus: Put human remains in them. Ethan Nestor-Winters: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. Nate/Lord Ophio: Put human remains in them. Ethan Nestor-Winters: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Mark/Lord Isurus: *shooing Nate/Lord Ophio away* Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area. 

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Hunter/The Baron: You’re just planning to shoot at The Lords? Ethan Nestor-Winters: Yeah, don’t worry. I’ve got a holy gun. Hunter/The Baron: Really? How’s that gun holy? Ethan Nestor-Winters: It puts holes in things

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Mark/Lord Isurus: Hey, Baron! Your momma so fat— Hunter/The Baron: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Bolivian prison. Mark/Lord Isurus: Well, uh—your dad— Hunter/The Baron: My father left when I was two to be captured and consequentially sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets. Matt/Lord Loxosceles: What the hell—? Mark/Lord Isurus: Well then... Nate/Lord Ophio: Mark, just knock it off! Mark/Lord Isurus: Your grandparents so— Hunter/The Baron: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted. Hunter/The Baron: Y o u  c a n ’ t  i n s u l t  m e,  f i s h - m a n

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Ethan Nestor-Winters: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Matt/Lord Loxosceles: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Ethan Nestor-Winters: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral. Filled with sunlight. Bright. Beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Mark/Lord Isurus: Edible

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[It’s very late at night. Matt ventures into the center of The Village, over to The Baron’s Market]

Matt/Lord Loxosceles: Would you happen to have any sleeping pills in stock? Hunter/The Baron: I might. Why? Matt/Lord Loxosceles: Mark pissed off Nate earlier today, and now Nate won’t stop sending undead things to Castle Isurus. And APPARENTLY, Mark doesn’t know what to do about it, because he’s just been running around the outside perimeter and screaming, “DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!”

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Hunter/The Baron: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby? Hunter/The Baron: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us. Hunter/The Baron: I also want to softhack his circuits. Nate/Lord Ophio: . . .I literally could not care less, but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

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Nate/Lord Ophio: CALM THE FUCK DOWN! *slaps Mark/Lord Isurus across the face several times* 

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Nate/Lord Ophio: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container. Mark/Lord Isurus: The cow??? Nate/Lord Ophio: . . .What—? Matt/Lord Loxosceles: Mark, W H Y ?

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Ethan Nestor-Winters: What the hell do you do with so many dead bodies?! Nate/Lord Ophio: What don’t I do with dead bodies? Ethan Nestor-Winters: . . . Nate/Lord Ophio: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I just reanimate them and experiment on them.

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Nate/Lord Ophio: If Matt and I were drowning, who would you save? Mark/Lord Isurus: You two can’t swim? Matt/Lord Loxosceles: It’s a hypothetical question, Mark! Who would you save? Mark/Lord Isurus: My time and effort.

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Nate/Lord Ophio: I saw you fall, saw the sinners lay on your corpses... Matt/Lord Loxosceles: Hey, what’s up with Nate? Nate/Lord Ophio: I created you, made the pieces perfect, others marveled at your beauty… their gazes may have held envy, though, for none are perfect but you. I was only looking away for a moment, but you were gone. I had failed you. And I fell into despair. The only way to save myself was to create, but I knew… this time I knew I was only making you to die. And I apologize. For I will undoubtedly fail you again. For a short time, there will be peace and beauty, but none in the face of us shall lay undisturbed. The greatest have fallen, and will continue to fall, and I weep for you for being born unto this place, where brother eats brother, and the undeserving rise to fame. Those that have gone against you know they’ve wronged you, and they will stand before the creator, knowing they have sinned. Do not worry, little ones, you will be avenged. Mark/Lord Isurus: . . .He reanimated some animals, then he went somewhere else for twenty minutes. And when he came back, the animals were back to being dead for whatever reason. So, obviously, he just did the whole reanimation thing again. Mark/Lord Isurus: *to Nate/Lord Ophio* Who even is the creator? I thought you were an atheist! Nate/Lord Ophio: SHUT THE FUCK UP, MARK! I’M TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC AND MYSTERIOUS!

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Ethan Nestor-Winters: So apparently the “bad vibes” I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

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Mark/Lord Isurus: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand. [Lightning ACTUALLY strikes] Mark/Lord Isurus: *grinning despite being severely electrocuted* Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

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Nate/Lord Ophio: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Hunter/The Baron: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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[dragon-snoots-a-boopin]

Ranking The Resident Evil Games That I've Played!

So, since it is spooky month, I thought to myself "why not make a post ranking the Resident Evil games that I've played" and so that is exactly what I am going to be doing. There are a total of seven games on this list so am I going to rank from 7 down to 1 with 7 being the game I like the least and 1 being the game I like the most.

#7-Resident Evil 6-Yes, you saw this one coming. I questioned why I spent any time playing this game. I couldn't even bring myself to finish Leon's campaign which is the one I started with. Yes, it is that bad. Will never recommend anyone suffer through this game.

#6-Residen Evil: Revelations 2-I really enjoyed the first one and I thought the sequel would be more of the same with better graphics and for the most part, it is. But, I will be forever stuck in the game as whatever chapter I am on with the impossible laser room puzzle is literally impossible for me to pass, even with cheats and yes, I tried. Can't recommend this one.

#5-Resident Evil: Revelations-For being a port of a Nintendo 3DS game, this game is done really well. It was an overall very enjoyable experience. The only thing I was not really a fan of was the scanner thing that I knew was one of those 3DS things that didn't really translate all that well to PC and consoles. But, I can recommend this one at least.

#4- Resident Evil 3 Remake- Again, this game is very well done and there is a lot that I really do like about the game. But, I will be a little tarnish because in my first go through, the game fucked itself up so hard that it literally kept crashing after the train part and I didn't learn until later that all I had to do was uninstall and reinstall the game to continue playing it. But, I still highly recommend it.

#3-Resident Evil 2 Remake-Not a lot that could be said negative about this one. It's damn good game that I can highly recommend.

#2-Resident Evil: Village- Village took a lot of what made 7 so good and kept those idea, introduced a few good new ideas but also has some not so good things like how the overall story still leaves more questions than answers. Before anyone asks, no, I've not played the DLC yet. But, I definitely recommend the one.

#1-Resident Evil 7: Biohazard-Now, this was my first RE game so, it does have that going for itself. It is a really good game but does have some flaws in it. Still, it is by far my favorite RE game that I can highly recommend.

And there you go. Let me know how you'd rank the Resident Evil games you've played.

[r3velplays]

🎮RESIDEN ELVIL 8 VILLAGE🎮

Rosemary Winters hija de el protagonista de resident evil 7 , la primera aparicion de rose es en el video juego principal como una bebe y luego apareceria en el DLC de resident evil village🎮

[limerami]

I've had this idea for so long aa. Now finally sat my ass down and got this out of my head

It is pretty obvious, but used the Tony Stark headache meme as ref because it fits so damn well xD

[bookofsecretstotell]

3 types of players...which one are you?

[firefighter01]

Rose protagonist when

[lutzaart]

three tall black-haired vampires enjoying a misty afternoon with ‘Sanguis Virginis’ wine and tea (or at least the scent of tea) 

[ako142]

Angie SNAPPED🔪✂ Alternate ending to the Beneviento segment

Based on a meme by user @syrinoxus!!

[teaaagan]

Top or Bottom

Daniela: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed. 

Y/N: 

Y/N: I'm gonna tell her. 

Alcina: Don't you dare.

[runawayonryo]

NEW Jasmine complete appearance model

I haven't posted anything about my RE8 OC in a while, as her story, appearance, status etc. was WIP and unfinished.

Well, her appearance is finished!

welcome to the stage, Lady Jasmine Crawford

Mothered by Dakotah Wagamese and fathered by Dylan Crawford. Her backstory, weaknesses, strengths, abilities and relationships will be posted at a later date <3

Can you guess what her mutated from will be?

I had so much fun designing her, as I myself have close Native American ancestors and do love incorporating parts of my culture in my passion projects.

@vodkafolie @mistressofthedark033