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[hellsitegenetics]

WARNINGS / FAQ / REQUESTS

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CREATURE WARNING:

this blog posts BEASTIES and ORGANISMS. if you are uncomfortable with seeing any manner of organism (spiders, rodents, fish, etc) please block the tags for that organism before following/browsing. for broad categories: i tag in plurals (insects, bugs, spiders, fish, rodents, parasites, pathogens, plants, trees, worms, etc.) for specific organisms: i tag in singulars (dobsonfly, eurasian harvest mouse, etc.) for disease causing bacteria: i tag the illness it causes (malaria, botulism, etc.) for additional phobias: i tag with the specific phobia ("tw trypophobia", etc.) FOR FLASHING LIGHT SENSITIVE USERS: any gifs i post are tagged with "gifs," and any fast-moving or flashing gif/video will be tagged with "flashing". FOR SCREENREADER USERS: by the nature of this blog, 99% of my posts will have large sections of unformatted letters, and therefore aren't very screenreader friendly. i apologize. If I ever miss a tag or you'd like to request that I tag something, please send me a message.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:

Are you a bot?: no, just neurodivergent

How do you do this?: i delete everything in a message except for the letters A, T, C, and G. then, i BLAST it with my powers.

Are you Italian?: according to democracy, yes

How do I request things?: read the REQUESTS section of this post :)

Why are there so many bugs???: 1. insects make up almost 80% of all animal life on earth 2. they are relatively easy to study, so there's more bug DNA in the BLAST database.

Okay but why so many MOTHS???: because scientists are not immune to bias. moths are pretty looking and easy to study, so there is more moth DNA in the BLAST database.

Do the punctuation marks/emojis mean anything to BLAST?: no, i just keep them there after my first pass of a text so you can easily recognize i'm using that same text to find an organism.

Can I send in general questions?: yes! but they may get BLASTed.

Why are you marked red on shinigami eyes?: i have no fucking idea dude. but if you want to check my blog for how i talk about trans folks, you're more than welcome to.

REQUESTS:

to request something, please read this section and then send an ask. asks that don't follow these guidelines will be deleted, and may get you blocked.

For questions: make sure it hasn't been already answered in the FAQ, then send.

For songs, poetry, bible verses, or otherwise long text (over 1500 characters, or text with a lot of spacing): send a link to the text or a pastebin with the text in it.

For Tumblr posts: send a link.

For other languages: make sure it's romanized (in latin script), then send.

REQUESTS I WILL NOT ANSWER:

things i have already answered. search the blog for whatever you're about to submit, and check the Frequently Requested section before sending.

private information (name, address, etc. YES people have tried this.)

AAAAAAAAAAA, GATCAGTCAGATTCCGACGGT, CATCATCATCAT, etc. get creative with it.

spam. (if i don't answer a request after a long time, feel free to send it again-- just not 5 times, please)

homestuck

FREQUENTLY REQUESTED:

The Bee Movie Script, navy seals copypasta, AM hate monologue, All Star, Yoshikage Kira, Never Gonna Give You Up, man door hand hook car door, Big Bill Hells, FNAF Connection Terminated, JURGEN LEITNER, Eggman's Announcement, Free Bird, Spiders Georg, Weed Smoking Girlfriends, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, Minos Prime, Steamed Hams, battery acid spaghetti, everyone get unemployed, squidward is nonbinary, What is a man?, fucking military wives, (this list will be updated as we go!)

thank you for reading! as a treat, enjoy this Lamprocapnos spectabilis, or Bleeding Heart flower.

[lowpolyanimals]

Do you perchance have a low poly snail I can see?

here's all the wonderful snails i can offer right now

also there is a search function on desktop, blog view and mobile so if there's ever a particular animal you're in dire need of, you can search search search until the low poly cows come home

[arcanegifs]

i know you guys want certain scenes to be gifed and are requesting for them but i will open them once im done with the things i want to gif

ive finished all the pending reqs i have on discord + letting yall have the option to expedite cait's cupcake's gifset but i also want start doing the gifs i want. thanks for understanding!

[archie-sunshine]

ARCHIE-SUNSHINE'S FAQ!

Hi!! I'm putting this together as a quick helpful post to clear stuff up regarding my inbox, because I've been getting a lot of similar questions and I want to be able to tap a sign to let people know what they gotta know without putting in so much effort!

So, here's my FAQ for my inbox!

1: What drawing software/hardware do you use? Are you a traditional only artist? What Brushes do you use?

I use clip studio paint and an ancient wacom tablet that's been chugging since 2018 :]

For my brushes, here are all of the ids!

I very rarely do traditional art, and for them, i use a moleskine sketchbook and micron plastic nib pens!

2: Is your Inbox getting my message?

Yes it is! I just usually have around 100 other asks in my inbox that im also working through!! If your ask was super nonspecific as well, I might have deleted it because I didn't know where to start! Sometimes i just delete stuff because its sat around too long and i feel awkward answering it! i am a very busy person.

3. Are you taking commissions?

I open 2-4 slots for commissions every stream! I also open non stream commissions every now and then around the middle of the month typically!

4. What are your thoughts on [Insert TFP character here]/why don't you like tfp

I don't have any because I only watched half a season of that show and got bored to death! and i dislike the show because the pacing is weird, the writing is sub par, the characters bore me to death save for a few notable exceptions, the music is boring, the designs are weird and complicated, and every attempt at comedy falls flat. aka, its just not my cup of tea!

Additionally, over the year I've been posting on this blog, I have been asked at least once every single month for an answer to this question, and it hasn't changed and people still don't read my faq. and suspiciously after three of those times, my blog has been mysteriously pixelated.

... I'm not saying anyone reported me. But im not not saying that.

So thats another reason i don't like tfp.

5. Will you draw/What are your thoughts on MPREG/MECHPREG

I don't like pregnancy when it involves a fetus, though I do enjoy dirty talk and scenarios surrounding breeding! I do enjoy oviposition/egg laying, but I prefer it as part of a monster fucking scenario.

6. What would you think [insert character/pairing here]'s kids would look like/what would [insert character] look like as a kid/do you think [insert couple here] would be great parents?

I don't like talking about kids or children!! and I don't like talking about couples as parents in general!

7. Can i make fanworks of your ocs/AU/fics/art?

YES!! YESYESYES ABSOLUTELY PRETTY PLEASE YES ALWAYS AND FOREVER! All i ask is that you tag me or send me the link to wherever youve posted this, feel free to gift me stuff on ao3 if you like as well, genuinely nothing brings me more joy than inspiring other people so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE feel free!!

8. What are your limits for commissions?

I drew up a helpful little chart for it! anything not on here, you can dm or ask me about!

[hauntina]

❝ It's called love ♡ ❞

reqs : CLOSED ( 2 / 4 ) 〜 do kyu daily clicks !! ♡ ( psd by pinkmiku )

whitelist : pjsk ⌞ any rhythm game in general ⌝ hoyoverse media 、wuwa 、akiyama's work 、pink characters ⌞ this is what we like 2 edit most !! ⌝ 、any media we are comfortable editing / thats not on the blacklist

blacklist : problematic medias , irl people , viziepop's work , lolicon / shotacon medias , south park , proships / comships , countryhumans , boyfriends webtoons , other medias kyu'll usually find in a blacklist ,  media i feel uncomfy doing

credits : banner inspo - @murcuor icon frame - @doveish

[raayllum]

Where/how do you get such high quality screenshots? If only Netflix wasn’t so stingy I’d get them from there 🙄

Previously I used firefox to just take screenshots from Netflix itself with keyboard short cuts (sniping tool), but literally 2 days before s6 dropped it stopped working on there for me (cue a mild panic tbh). Thus more recently I've been using fireshot as an extension app on google chrome to take screenshots on Netflix

[stellaimuse]

♡May this beautiful conductor get a promo? ♡

DIVS by @ essthereal , replycons by @ cannibette ♡

Hello! ~♡ my name is Stella, Angel or Roland! I am a new editor looking for super cool people!!

BYFI ~ ☆

Sometimes Angel will refer to herself in third person or using her name (most commonly angel). Angel can not pick up tones easily and would appreciate it if you use tone tags when talking to Angel!

DNI ~♡

Basic DNI criteria, an heavy NSFW account, it makes Angel uncomfortable, nothing against you! Xoxo, dislike neo pronouns/genders, Angel will block you if you make her uncomfortable! Sorry >.<

What does Angel do? ~☆

Rentry graphics, rentry Temps, layouts(twitter, tumblr, discord, retrospring), icons, PSDs, NPTs, wallpapers(be specific with what type etc), if it's not on here ask if I can do it!(I won't bite I swear)

Rules when requesting ~♡

Be polite when requesting, saying please and thank you gets you a long way! If you are not polite when requesting angel will deny/delete your request/ask. Be specific with what you want! The color aesthetic etc! It makes it more fun for me and in the end you get a better product! Reblog and give credit, if you don't you will be blocked. >.<

Whitelist ~☆

Idolmaster, bandori, pjsk, D4DJ, precure, elsword, case study of vanitas, sailor moon, card captor sakura, jjk, any magical girls basically, love nikki, monster high, omori, cookie run, reverse 1999, saniro, vocaloid, i love amy(webtoon), vtubers(non problemati). If it's not on here please ask angel if she can do it!

Blacklist ~♡

Boyfriends(webtoon), Hazbin hotel, hellava boss, TOH(expect rosa), problematic media, NSFW media, gore, real people(actors etc).

Tag list~ ☆

@essthereal @kiochisato @rosendoru @lavendergalactic @luvistrz @cirrusism @circuswhisprs @ringchime @cutesiplushi @yourdarlingness @surrenity @i43furi @heartsymphonia @destinyfaces @frillu @aquariium-ediits @courtofjustice @gunlolita @seraphmaws @pawsedits @cluvunies @synthdoll @loveneuro @divinitywatcher @astromiis @f-urina @bioesse

DM angel If you would like to be removed!

[hazyaltcare]

I hope it's okay to ask if there's a rough timeframe on when requests will open again?

Hello! TL;DR: we have no idea.

Thank you for your patience and your polite ask, it really makes us happy to know that you and others are excited to request from us again! :D

However, we don't have a definite answer. The mods have jobs, university, people under their care, and/or disabilities, etc., so we can't really estimate - we're all taking requests based on personal availability. I apologize for the unclear answer, but this blog is a free service, so we're not giving ourselves deadlines.

Thank you for understanding!

Mod Vintage (♒)

This question with this kind of answer is in our FAQ. Please check there next time. As of now, we probably have maybe 3 weeks left to go, if that. We're getting close to being done with unclaimed requests, so we'll see.

Mod Haze

[headmate-packages]

Welcome to the post office

PT: Welcome to the post office

Image ID: Many old looking yellowed letters. Sunlight comes through a window and lands on some of them

Before we get started, let's get a few disclaimers out of the way.

This is not alter trading, headmate economy, system hopping, or anything of the like. I am taking the requests I receive and making a list of information for the asker to then latch on to and try to firm a member based on. I do not form the member in my system and will not be transferring said member to asker.

This blog is not radqueer, please don't mention being radqueer in your request or your request will not be answered. This blog is pro para and assumes anti contact for anything harmful. Please respect boundaries and do not interact if you are pro contact harmful paraphilias, transids, or radqueer. This blog will also not answer requests for transids or MUDs we feel are harmful.

Now, What exactly does this blog do?

We create headmate packs. These are packs of information that can then be used to try to split a member

Each headmate pack will come with a "letter from the member" as well as an example for what their handwriting will look like. These handwriting examples may be borrowed from the internet.

We also create typical requests media for members we have created. Playlist requests, care package requests, stim/moodboard requests, and more!

We do not engage in a lot of media, so there's a chance we won't know much about the member you are requesting if you chose to go that route. If you request a member based on something previously existing, you give us permission to go as far from canon as we please. You may fix details afterwards.

Our Rules

Inbox Check

Form

Stamp Sale

White/Blacklists

Affiliated BAHs

[eywaseclipse]

I’ll take some smutty Jake requests under if anyone has something they want to read. Or Tsu’tey, Tonowari, Eetu, So’lek.. 😏😍💦☺️

[haveyoureadthisfantasybook]

hii you asked for non english fantasy so id like to submit Cien años de soledad by Gabriel García Marquez and La casa de los espiritus by Isabel Allende. theyre magical realism but personally i think thats fantasy so idk. Cien años de soledad is definetly the more fantastic of the two though

hello! as I elaborated on way back in the day (on like day 2 of the blog, lmao), I do not generally consider magical realism to be fantasy as such. here’s what I said at the time:

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> this will perhaps be a controversial stance, but as a rule I don’t consider magic(al) realism to be fantasy. a text like Alejo Carpentier’s El reino de este mundo / The Kingdom of This World — in conjunction with which Carpentier developed the idea of lo real maravilloso — is using apparently “fantastic” elements clearly within a “literary” and, ultimately, fundamentally realist framework: Carpentier’s contention, explored by later Boom writers, is that aspects of life in Latin America as experienced by Latin Americans cannot be adequately accounted for or expressed within the bounds of traditional European realism. [addition on 7/7/24: this is a fundamentally different theoretical and literary project than genre fantasy or even from gothic or gothic-adjacent texts.]

> this opens a much bigger can of worms re the social construction of “reality” in and by Western literary realism — Daniel Heath Justice, for example, has critiqued the reduction of work by Indigenous writers to the realm of “mere” allegory or simply to unreality. I’m not satisfied with Justice’s solution to the problem (the concept of “wonderworks”), because I think it cedes too much ground to Western literary realism’s claim to a monopoly on the real, but his underlying point stands. I have increasingly found that “magic(al) realism” is used, in popular contexts, less as a serious engagement with the theoretical problems that the authors of the Boom were grappling with and more as

a way to bracket off as “unreal” work by Indigenous, African, and other authors who are writing from within a different baseline realism than Western literary realism presupposes, without seriously engaging with the ways this work interrogates the hegemonic constructed “real” that Western states use to justify, for example, the destruction of Indigenous sacred sites for resource extraction purposes;

alternately, a kind of “fantasy lite” that wants to stay within the realm of “literary fiction” rather than risk being tarred with the genre label “fantasy”; or

a label for things that are simply fantasy, not engaged with any of the theoretical problems that define magic(al) realism as a genre, but are either liminal fantasy or more realism-adjacent than secondary-world fantasy or urban fantasy.

> things in categories 1 and 2 I would generally exclude from the category of fantasy (if you don’t want to be here, I don’t want you here either!); things in category 3 I would probably consider fantasy (and not consider magic(al) realism).

> my second and third questions / points about the gothic are also relevant here, and help clarify some fringe cases. Gabriel García Márquez and Alejo Carpentier were clearly working in the realm of literary fiction and not the “popular” literature that has come to be grouped under the label “fantasy”; conversely, Jorge Luis Borges was heavily influenced by anglophone pulp writers, including H.P. Lovecraft — I am comfortable identifying texts like “Tlön, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius” as “fantasy” (for all that they predate the genre).

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while some of Allende’s other work is more definitively fantasy (e.g., the Memorias del águila y del jaguar trilogy, which is currently queued), if La casa de los espíritus is less fantastic than Cien años de soledad I’m probably inclined to exclude it.

ALL OF THAT SAID: I admit to feeling a bit more ambivalent now, having since accepted Kafka’s Die Verwandlung / The Metamorphosis (as well as Haïlji’s The Republic of Užupis, which in some ways I think resembles the Boom writers’ magical realism). my four guiding questions for fringe cases between fantasy and realism are:

does the text contain an unequivocally fantastic element (something that, as Samuel Delany puts it, “could not happen” — some sign of magic or the supernatural)?

was the text composed as fantasy or as literary fiction?

for fiction published in the English-speaking world or other areas where there exists a separate fantasy market, is the text published and marketed as fantasy or as literary fiction?

if someone came to me and said they liked (e.g.) N.K. Jemisin, Patricia McKillip, and Charles de Lint, do I feel I could recommend this book to them and expect them to enjoy it on the basis of some similarity to these other authors?

my feeling is that most Boom magical realism is a maybe on question 1 (accounting for the fact that part of the point of the genre is to interrogate the social construction of “reality”) and a solid no on questions 2-4. but if you or anyone else wants to make a strong case for either Cien años de soledad or La casa de los espíritus, I am open to being convinced otherwise!

[artsninspo]

Check In 💖🖤

Hey everyone, its about that time again. I'm so happy I decided to purge some old inspo and write for Rio and Angel. Y'all also got "Jealous Type" to nearly 800 notes!? I really really appreciate it so much.

I want to work on a few short pieces for you so my inbox is open for requests and I will most likely be back to post multiple pieces in August. I just want some time to sit with the ideas and requests. Please be as detailed as possible when it comes to your requests and I'll do my best.

I've been writing my butt off this year and if you didn't know or if you're interested in more alternative concepts check out @afewfantasies. It's not my usual style but its been fun and well received. Writing a romance for a villain has been fun. This one's for the dark romance girlies who never met a monster they wouldn't love.

Also for all the SOA and Mayans girlies, I have some biker stuff coming this way for Benny from bikeriders. I think i'll post it on my other page so look out for it there. I mean look at him a less playful version of a young JT. Just toxic and gorgeous

[multimystica]

Welcome!

I'm a Brazilian Tarot reader and Oraculist just trying to make a living to pay for college and help with house expenses, I work with the following divination methods:

Tarot (Rider Waite; Osho's Zen Tarot; Tarot of the Holy Grail)

Lenormand a.k.a. Petit Lenormand ( French Cartomancy, or Gypsy Deck if you're Brazilian)

Vera Sibilla Italiana (a.k.a. Italian Cartomancy)

Elder Futhark (a.k.a. Runes)

Very sporadically I use the pendulum and radiestesy & radionic graphics as well.

My main objective with this profile is to work professionally with divination and spirituality online. If you want to know more about myself before you book a reading or service feel free to ask, I'm an open book.

As this is a professional page and not only a hobby, I plan to charge for my readings, I take payments via Paypal or PicPay (if you're in Brazil, I take payments via pix as well).

However, I also intend to serve spirituality itself, so once a week I'll answer simple questions with 6 card Lenormand readings free of charge via Tumblr's ask function.

Readings:

1 card reading using Osho's Zen Tarot Deck

3 runes reading using Elder Futhark Runes

6 card reading using the Lenormand Deck

3 card reading using Rider Waite's Tarot Deck

Pack of three 6 card readings using Lenormand Deck

Pack of three 3 card readings using Rider Waite's Tarot Deck

Lenormand Grand Tableau reading + 3 clarifying questions.

1 hour of unlimited questions using your oracles of choice (from those currently avaliable) + 1 Osho's Zen Tarot card advice.

Readings can be made online (texts or videocalls if the app of choice supports it, you choose) via Tumblr Chat, Discord, WhatsApp, or delivered on a PDF via e-mail. I'll always send pictures of the cards drawn and explain everything.

Other services I offer:

Spiritual Guidance and Advice Sessions ( 1 hour sessions via Discord or Whatsapp Messenger)

Tutorial on Energetically Cleansing Spellwork (delivered via Discord, E-mail or PDF)

30 days of Spiritual Guidance and Advice + three 6 card readings with Lenormand (via Discord or Whatsapp Messenger)

On Spellwork:

I can perform certain types of spellwork, such as:

Abundance, prosperity & wealth rituals

Self-love, self-esteem & self-respect rituals

Peace and positivity rituals

Those don't have a fixed pricing, the price is to be discussed depending on the severity of the situation, on the pricing of the required materials to perform the ritual, and on the financial situation of the client.

I may as well prescribe baths and rituals which you'd have to do yourself. If you come to me just for the prescription of baths or rituals I just charge the symbolic value of $5 for said prescriptions; however, if you booked a reading or another service with me and I find it to be useful or necessary in your situation, I'll do it free of charge.

Onto the much necessary disclaimer:

I DON'T do binding or karmic return rituals. Do not even ask about it. It goes against my values as a light-worker. Divine justice is there for a reason. I'm not here to rip off anyone so if you really need a certain service and can't afford it just message me about it and I'll see what I can do to help for FREE.

Most importantly: I am not a scammer, I'd rather be scammed than be seen as a scammer so you don't even need to pay upfront, I don't care to work for free if it means I'll get to help people with my cards.

[whismizxal]

GUIDELINES !

. . . these are to be read and respect xx

── I only write for fem!reader unless you request to write for something other than that. I ask that when you are making requests that you are specific with what terms you’d like the reader to be referred to as I will assume you want fem!reader.

── I will never write any homophobic, racist, sexist, islamophobic or any sort of discrimination. if you request me to that it won’t be written. this goes for the comments as well, if I see any sort of bulling or discrimination you will be blocked.

── in terms of smut, it will be quite rare if I write it. I am not that comfortable with doing it and will only do it if I feel like doing it. you can request if you’d like but just know it might take me a while to get to it until I feel confident and comfortable enough to write it.

WHO I WRITE FOR: lando norris, lewis hamilton, carlos sainz and daniel ricciardo.

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[witchthewriter]

Hello! Have you ever seen Cruella (the live action movie)? Could you possibly do a character profile for Artie? if you have seen it.

I haven't seen that movie sorry!

[petricorah]

Do you do requests?

Hello! Yes, I do :)

However, there's no guarantee when or if I'll get to it. Sometimes even if i really like the idea, i don't have the time to draw it. But you can also commission me if you want it for sure!