#reo ma

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[neeeooon]

How about Sae, Rin, Isagi, Bachira, Chigiri, Reo, Kunigami, Barou and Karasu inviting their s/o to meet their family, after some talking they ended up going somewhere (bathroom, water, etc.) but when they come back they see that their family show their s/o their embarrassing baby photos and stories. How would they react?

omg real tbh THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST!! 🤍 (i got it right this time, ty for letting me know 🫶)

when their family embarrasses them in front of you ;

bf bllk x gn!reader

itoshi sae

-> it was clear who the favorite was right away. for every one picture of rin hanging up, there were three of sae

-> he wasn’t very interested in having you meet his parents, but you insisted. now, after sitting through twenty minutes of the itoshi’s telling you all about their son’s accomplishments, you got it. “… i am very sorry for dragging you here.” “your apology is accepted. i’ll be back.”

-> he left you alone with his parents, to which they took you on a second tour through the house. “oh! and this was when he scored his first goal!” “… he’s only a baby..?” “he was born with talent!”

-> when sae finally returned, you shot him a desperate look, and he swooped in. “that’s great, ma. i have to be up early for practice.” “oh, okay, dear! it was nice meeting you, y/n.” “i’ll call.” and then you’re free

-> “what did they say while i was gone?” he asked on the drive home, and though it was dark, you could see the red tint to his ears. “not much. just that you were born with talent.” he groaned, embarrassed, and you laughed

itoshi rin

-> despite being the same people, meeting rin’s parents was nothing like meeting sae’s parents. even though you were there for their younger son only, they loved to talk about their oldest

-> annoyed, rin gave your leg a gentle squeeze to grab your attention. “i need some water” which meant “i need a breather or i’m gonna lose it”

-> he was only gone a minute, but when he returned, his mother had the scrapbook out and propped across her thighs as she pointed photos out to you

-> “oh! and this was right before rin jumped off the top of the slide and bit a hole through his tongue! he was such a… rambunctious child!”

-> when rin heard that, he all but materialized back in the living room and slapped the book shut. “okay, no more story times. let’s go.” you couldn’t help but laugh at how pink his cheeks were

isagi yoichi

-> you were a bit shocked because how could two people as lovely and caring as isagi’s parents raise something as cracked as your boyfriend?

-> “oh, yoichi was such a scaredy cat growing up! so scared of everything, he wouldn’t even put his clothes on!” “mom!” “he would run around naked! and his father would be chasing him with a towel—“ “mom!!” “okay, fine!”

-> isagi spent the rest of the dinner sulking, his ears burning like flares in humiliation as his parents went on and on about the kind of kid he was. you didn’t mind one bit, loving all the free blackmail material

-> “can we pretend that never happened?” he practically begged on the way back to yours, and you cackled manically. “there’s no way in hell, mr. scaredy cat—“ “i was, like, three or something!” “i’m kidding, babe! don’t lose your pants—“ “y/n!”

bachira meguru

-> bachira’s mom is the coolest person you’ve ever met, to the point where if you were the same age, you’d want her to be your best friend

-> when you met her for the first time, she was covered in various paints and dyes, and you were immediately drawn to her warm, confident aura. “y/n! it’s such a pleasure to finally meet you! meguru, can you get the tea from the fridge?”

-> once he was gone, she immediately collected your hands in hers and pulled you close. “has he told you about his monster friend?” “yes, ma’am—“ “oh, just yu is fine! ma’am makes me feel old.”

-> “ma!” bachira cried when he returned with the tea to find his mother showing you some paintings he’d done as a child while telling you what he was like back then. “oh, he was such a sensitive little boy… meg, so glad of you to finally join us!”

chigiri hyoma

-> oh my god, you’re so in love with chigiri’s family

-> you were nervous to meet them, but they were so immensely welcoming and made you feel comfortable that you forgot it was your first time meeting

-> “hyoma works so hard, y’know?” his sister sighed as she dropped some sugar into your tea. “when he was younger, before his accident, he used to be so cocky! he’d ask random people at school to race him all the time, and—“

-> and chigiri appears from helping their mom fold some laundry, his lips parted and cheeks nearly as red as his hair. “sis! is that really necessary?” “what? it’s a story of your growth!”

-> you could tell chigiri was embarrassed, maybe even a little ashamed of his younger self, but you quietly asked his sister to go on. “he’s grown a lot since then. been through a lot. he’s lucky to have you, y/n.” “you’re so embarrassing, sis..” “and you need to learn to respect your elders!”

mikage reo

-> you were a bit iffy about reo’s parents when you first met them. they weren’t necessarily strict, but their smiles felt forced and awkward

-> it wasn’t until reo slipped away to the restroom, leaving you alone with them, that they finally started some conversation. “… would you like to see little reo on his sixth birthday?” you were desperate to break the tension and nodded. “yes, please.”

-> one photo turned into two, two turned into three, and soon you were giggling along with reo’s mom as she told you stories you knew reo would never tell you himself

-> “he’s always had a soft spot for strays. the poor boy wanted a puppy so bad, he made one out of sticks and played with it until his father finally gave in! oh, welcome back, son!”

-> reo, red-faced and embarrassed, crossed his arms over his chest. “it wasn’t sticks… it was a stick. one.” you took his hand in yours and gave it a squeeze. “i’m sure you took very good care of your stick-dog.” “we’re leaving. bye!”

kunigami rensuke

-> kunigami’s parents love you, but his sisters love you

-> “ren, honey, do you mind helping me in the kitchen?” kunigami’s mother called, and he gave you a small smile before disappearing around the corner. leaving you alone with his two sisters

-> “did you know that rensuke picked his nose until he was, like, twelve?” the younger of the two confessed, shamelessly exposing her older brother. you choked on a laugh as the older nodded. “it’s true! also, he used to cry if anyone sang him a lullaby.”

-> kunigami’s spiky head appeared around the corner, shooting glares between his sisters as he asked, “you two aren’t trying to scare y/n off, are you?”

-> both sisters gaped at him. “absolutely not!! y/n is family now!” “yeah, we like them more than you!” “wha—?!”

barou shouei

-> unlike kunigami’s sisters, barou’s were more hesitant toward you. they grew up with barou more as a parental figure than a brother, were spoiled rotten by him, so meeting his partner was strangely daunting

-> barou’s mother immediately loved you. she set a cup of tea in your hands and rested a hand on your shoulder. “you’re a good one, y/n. i’ve heard nothing but sweet things about you.” you can’t help but blush. “thank you.”

-> “will you still love him when he cleans up after you 24/7?” “uh—“ “or when he gets sad when someone puts wafers in his pudding?” “i—“ “do you clean? shouei really needs to be with someone who likes cleaning, too—“ “girls!”

-> you were pulled away from the badgering sisters, who were blinking between you and barou innocently. “we’re just curious!” “yeah! you deserve the best, big brother!”

-> barou, clearly embarrassed, just ruffled their hair and sent them to play somewhere else. “sorry about them..” but you were smiling. “no, they’re lovely. they care about you, a lot!” your smile grew when barou reddened

karasu tabito

-> “my, what great bone structure you have~” “granny! yer freaking ‘em out!”

-> you tried to laugh, but your face was smushed between two old lady hands. karasu tried to distract her with his sweet smile while pulling you to safety, but you only ended up with his older sister, instead

-> “oh my gosh, tabito is so lucky to have someone like you. you know, when he was in middle school, he had this phase with painting his nails black—“ “okay, enough telling y/n about tabito’s emo era!” karasu cut in with a nervous chuckle

-> his sister rolled her eyes and pulled you down to sit with her. “and his hair!” she whispered, pulling her phone out. “wait, i have a ton of pics of him from when he was a preteen. look at how dumb and full of himself he looks, y/n!” “oh my god, his head!!” “right?! stupid tabito.”

-> the tabito in question is mildly offended and extremely disturbed to see his partner and his sister laughing at old photos of him, but he knows this is a game he’ll ever win

[artistdinzel]

DiNZeL & REO (CAT)

[definitelynotanalien]

Teammate!Chigiri who always gives the nicest compliments after practice, always making you feel so happy even when you’ve had a horrible training session

Teammate!Chigiri who’s such a sweetheart, making pleasant conversation about your families before a match, and telling you about his older sister

Teammate!Chigiri who gives you the nicest passes during games, and always comes back to help defend

Teammate!Chigiri who you talk with every once in a while after a match

Teammate!Chigiri who asks about you, and your interests, and listens thoroughly, noting down every little detail you mention

Teammate!Chigiri who gives you a small trinket of a character you once vaguely mentioned liking, it’s a cute keychain that matches one on his bag, he’s so considerate

Teammate!Chigiri who’s such a nice guy, even when he snickers when your other teammates are being yelled at

Teammate!Chigiri who you start to hang out with more, afterall he’s such a kind person and he’s so fun to tak to

Teammate!Chigiri who gives you his full haircare routine when you mention thinking it’s shiny, and he even lets you touch it! Something that Reo and Nagi spare side glances about

Teammate!Chigiri who you speak with almost everyday, texting frequently and casually

Teammate!Chigiri who is honestly such a cutie pie, always supporting you whenever you’re down

Teammate!Chigiri who you have a small crush on, but you can’t help it! He’s just so sweet and kind, and he really seems to care about you

Teammate!Chigiri who notices your feelings, but never acknowledges them, he only continues with his previous routine of complimenting you

Teammate!Chigiri who you usually talk with before matches, notices you chatting to some other guy on the team

Teammate!Chigiri who glares from the other side of the room as you excitedly talk to one of his NPC teammates, rolling his eyes whenever you glance at him

Teammate!Chigiri who continues to stare at you angrily, before storming towards your direction

Teammate!Chigiri who abruptly yanks you off to the side, dragging you into a random janitorial closet and pinning you against the wall

Teammate!Chigiri who’s jealous, so so jealous, and takes it out on you

Teammate!Chigiri who snarls as he fingers you, degrading you oh so nicely as he relentlessly teases you

Teammate!Chigiri who insults you for trying to get another man’s attention, and pounds you quickly. You scramble, trying to object, and he shuts you up with a messy kiss

Teammate!Chigiri who lets you moan into his mouth, being gracious and letting you stifle your noises

Teammate!Chigiri who calls you loud, and asks if you’re such a desperate whore that you want to be caught

Teammate!Chigiri who grins as you make a desperate groan at his words, looking down at you through half-lidded eyes

Teammate!Chigiri who pinches your clit, fiddling with the bundle of nerves as you whine deliciously

Teammate!Chigiri who removes his hand just before you release, and stares victoriously at you as you squirm

Teammate!Chigiri who contemplates removing his knee from between your thighs, but just can’t do it as you desperately rub yourself on it

Teammate!Chigiri who returns to his actions, starting to tease you yet again

Teammate!Chigiri who seems to repeat this for hours, pulling away just before you gain your ultimate pleasure, and smirking down at you

Teammate!Chigiri who kisses away your frustrated tears, as you start to try to please yourself with his leg once again

Teammate!Chigiri who feels his fingers getting rather sore, and since you look so edible right now decides to go another way

Teammate!Chigiri who pulls down his training shorts, your pants being long abandoned on the side, and starts to desperately nail into you

Teammate!Chigiri who seems to grow even harder as you groan in pain at the readjustment, desperately grabbing at his hair by now

Teammate!Chigiri who goes wild as he pounds into you like an animal in heat, biting at your neck and shoulders widely, even through the pliable material of your shirt

Teammate!Chigiri who smiles cruelly as the two of you finally get your release and you start weeping tears of pleasure, your frustration abandoned as you pull him into a deep salty kiss

Teammate!Chigiri who licks your tears off your face, and starts to slowly go in and out of you again

Teammate!Chigiri who laughs as you scramble to think, weakly clawing at him

Teammate!Chigiri who kisses you so tenderly it feels like he isn’t mad at you anymore, but that’s a lie, he’s still angry enough for a few more rounds

Teammate!Chigiri who’s honestly such a sweetheart, but also such a sadist

[merlucide]

PLEASEEEEE CAN YOU WRITE HEADCANONS WITH RIN, KAISER, SAE, OTOYA AND REO AND A SHYREADER WHOS SHY AROUND PEOPLE SHE DOESNT KNOW BUT CRAZZYYYY AROUND PEOPLE SHE DOES KNOW PLSSSSS

BLLK BOYS WITH A SHY BUT CRAZY S/O

Notes: OFC WIFEY. Also… this scenario, seems, a bit self insert don’t you think…. 👀 ALSO LMAO I MADE READER UNHINGED?? SO- SORRY LMAO?

characters: Rin, Sae, Kaiser, Otoya, Reo

wc: about 300ish each

warnings: nb reader, cursing, randomness + cringe lmao😭

ITOSHI RIN

Well tbh, y’all probably had to have been friends for a loooong time for him to ever considering dating you 😭😭

So Rin had a good understanding of your personality, as you had known each other pretty much since the beginning of time.

He never understood how your personality went from 0 to 1000 whenever you two are alone. 

He prob thinks ur on drugs tbh

He’ll be your voice for you if you can’t seem to communicate with strangers, though he might not be the friendliest no shit.

he thinks it’s dumb that you’re shy tbh

He’s small minded about these things okay 😭

He never ever will get used to your bursts of crazy energy.

he swears he’ll turn around and you’ll have a horse mask on with a tutu around your waist

ITOSHI SAE

lmao you give him terrible whiplash.

He too, also thinks you’re on drugs.

You and Sae would like be at the airport on the way to Japan, his manager would be going over the details and precautions for going to Japan (yk fans and press or whatever etc etc).

His manager looked over to you and asked if you were alright, since you literally hadn’t spoken a word since he introduced himself a two hours ago. 

You nodded and followed Sae and his manager onto the private jet(cus he’s rich-rich😌🤭)

Once y’all were settled, his manager closed you and Sae’s cabin door. 

Sae looked over to see if you were alright, since traveling and yadda yadda can be overwhelming.

You were fucking giggling like an underwater hyena (that’s a thing I bc I fucking said so bitch).

You grabbed his hands and pulled back and forth giggling about how stoked you were rn.

LMAO HE WAS TOTALLY LOOKING AT U LIKE THIS

KAISER MICHEAL

lmao he was disturbed at first 💀

like “wtf happens to my shy, sweet, s/o??”

He’ll like be getting a glass of water at night and in the corner of his eye, you hold a flashlight at your face with a blanket wrapped around you. Staring into his soul, inches behind singing.

“hello darkness my old frienddd~”

He just blinked at you for a while. 

“Y/N what the fuck is wrong with you.”

ANYWHOOO!

He thinks it’s funny af though

Like how nervous you get around his teammates and then when y’all are home you start cartwheeling.

You sure keep his life ✨spontaneous✨

OTOYA EITA

LMAO A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN

YOUR RANDOM AF.

HES RANDOM AF.

= SOULMATES

he thinks it’s so cute how shy you are

He loves that bc ur shy around strangers you cling/stay close to him. He feels so sigma male bc he’s ’protecting’ you🐺🐺🔊🔊🗣️🗣️😏😏

Someone humble him please.

LMAO HE’LL GO LIKE:

“Babe watch this😏” and ninja pose really fast LIKE A LITTLE KID DABBING

And you’ll be like:

“Nah watch this😌” *does the worm*

Y’all T-pose at pidgend together 💕 #couplegoals

MIKAGE REO

LMAO HE’LL BE DAYDREAMING AND LIKE-

“My dearest Y/N! Oh they’re such an angel! They’re so pretty and kind and perfect! And amazing- is that them in a dinosaur inflatable doing the WAP in 6 inch heels?”

lmao kinda how it goes

He never really gets used to the switch up.

It makes him so happy that you feel comfortable to be yourself around him, even if that means painting yourself pink and putting googly-eyes on while blasting the Peppa Pig intro💗

He loves hearing people talk about you too.

“Oh y/n is really shy, but they’re nice I guess?” Like hah okay..

Pretty sure they weren’t crab walking in a tuxedo with a kazoo in their mouth playing Sinfonia N°9 Coral in D Minor, Op. 125: 1. Allegro ma non troppo, un poco maestoso by Beethoven 🙄🙄

LMAO I HAD NO IDEA WERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS. I WAS LIKE “wtf am I gonna do😦”

made April 21st 2024

[17020]

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE A MOTHER.

With no actual babies or children, you still manage to become a mother. The Blue Lock men have given you the gift of motherhood. Fem!Yn, some characters are missing i'm sorry.

A huge, colorful bouquet with tulips, roses, baby's breath, and lilies carefully sat on the coffee table inside your shared home. He was sitting on the couch behind it, a box of chocolates in hand, at his side lays the child you have spent the last few months caring for, wearing a party hat which was now crooked from its movement. Its tail wagged in excitement, and it sprung from its seat as you came near; your boyfriend pulling out a small card from behind the box.

"It's not much" he smiled, handing you the card, "but it's your first, and mine too." The card is beautiful, in the cover being an oddly shaped heart—drawn by him—filled with red glitter which had spread all around the card. Inside was a picture of the two of you, of the day in which you first saw your 'baby'.

It was nostalgic, the passage of time. What had started as a small, timid puppy was now the happiest, most brilliant canine the world had ever seen. The other side contained his handwriting, which spelled out a sentence you were once sure you would never hear at this point in your life. As if he had been reading your mind, he reads it aloud. "Happy Mother's Day, my love." Buckle up! A journey with a four-legged friend is one to cherish forever. With him, you are the proudest dog mom.

YOICHI ISAGI, Meguru Bachira, Rensuke Kunigami, Oliver Aiku, Jingo Raichi, Shido Ryusei (let's be honest, his hard would probably say "Happy day, ma"), Chris Prince.

A nice, candle-lit dinner is what awaits you at home. You stepped inside your apartment, and to your surprise, your lover is sat at your dinner table, arranged with a floral centerpiece, lit votive candles, freshly plated takeout (as he could not cook for the life of him), and a furry feline sitting on his lap. The cat's sparkly red collar had heart-shaped balloons tied to it, the balloon almost completely covering your boyfriend's peaceful expression.

"Happy Mother's Day, babe. (Cat's name) and I figured you'd like a family night to celebrate." He smiled, with you walking towards him and picking up your cat, cradling it in your arms. You placed a quick peck on its forehead, and your boyfriend excitedly pointed towards the seat on his side. On his side? There were three seats now—

"Since this is family night, (Cat's name) will be joining us. The catnip hasn't been served yet, I was waiting for you to come" he explained. You softly placed the feline on it's chair, earning a meow in return. Family dinner had gone by much too quick to your liking, the kitchen walls echoing with laughter as you and your boyfriend spent the rest of the night browsing clothes for your cat, sharing a few pecks now and then, because "moms need to replenish themselves with kisses." Congratulations on motherhood! With him, you will become the best cat mom.

REO MIKAGE, HYOMA CHIGIRI, Tabito Karasu, Jyubei Aryu, Rin Itoshi (though his affection would be much more reserved, we still love cat papa Rin), Eita Otoya.

He waited for you inside of your room, sitting on top of your desk. Beside him is an unfamiliar new decoration, a new accessory to your room. To him, though, it's much more than that. "You're back" he states, "I got you something while on the way home. This old lady was selling plants and I thought I'd get one for us, y'know? For our home."

Our home. It had such a nice ring to it, you thought. Taking a closer look at your desk, you noticed the small, brown pot with green growing out of it. It was a jade plant. You thanked him, throwing your arms around his neck and pulling him into your embrace. Naturally, his arms wrapped themselves around your waist, with him burying his face in the crook of your neck.

"You know what the lady told me?" he questioned, "She said this could be like our child." You could feel warm breath on your skin as he let out a small chuckle, with him pulling away to capture your lips into a sweet, quick kiss. "So, does this means we're parents now?" you asked, wiggling your eyebrows in excitement. He nods, "I bought some of your favorite sweets, y'know, to celebrate, I guess." His cheeks, as well as the tips of his ears, were now a familiar shade of pink. "Happy First Mother's Day, angel." As long as you take turns with him to water it, he's more than happy to make you a plant mom.

SHOEI BAROU, Nagi Seishiro (a sibling to Choki? mayhaps), Yo Hiori, Sae Itoshi (HEAR ME OUT.)

[venusbby]

haiii idk if ur doing rq but-

can u pls do bllk bois with their kids and wife🙏maybe them attending a game or going out and the public/media recognises them or something and blah blah blah they become the talk of the town cuz of their resemblance or something like that🤷‍♀️idk just a suggestion, it's entirely up to u. i just want some fluffy family moments😭

do whoever u want and can, and it's a-okay if u can't or don't wanna do it😭👍

p.s if u end up doing it can u pls give the kids names🥹

ok i'll stfu now🫶

family time !!

🍂 characters/pairings: itoshi sae, mikage reo, itoshi rin x reader (seperate ofc)

🍂 warnings: ages of the kids are not specified (sorry idk how kids work sorry), nicknames like "ma" and "mommy" and "mom" used for reader, sae is the best hubby ever, reo is spoiling his daughter left and right, rin almost curses (almost!!), mention of paparazzi in rin's part, reader tears up a little at the end of rin's part (not angst, don't worry)

🍁 note: here u go anon!!!! im so so so sorry for making you wait for so long. your idea was adorable!!! i hope this makes up for it <3333 thank you for requesting. also i don't know the first thing about kids. like i genuinely don't know what 7 year olds are like. its so funny. pls help anyways enjoy

🍁 what would it be like to have a family with.... ITOSHI SAE?

"kenji, let's stay quiet."

"but... why? it's morning."

"because your mom is sleeping, and we shouldn't disturb others when they're sleeping."

oh, how difficult it was to keep your lips pressed in a straight line and keep your breath steady— when you could clearly feel two pairs of eyes on your sleeping form. sleeping on your side while facing these two was such a challenge.

sae's voice was incredibly low as he spoke to your son, words coming out raspy from how hard he tried to avoid waking you up. the constant shuffling of your son in the middle of the bed made your hands itch with the urge to ruffle his hair, even when your eyes were closed.

you felt another shift, this time a gentle finger pushing away a strand of your hair behind your ear. you'd recognise the touch anywhere, anyhow.

"ma is really pretty." you heard kenji mumble quietly. (that too at the softest volume ever, because he listens to his father and definitely wouldn't want to interrupt your sleep.)

"she is very pretty," sae sighed, staring at your relaxed face, eyes trailing from your eyelashes to your slightly parted lips as you breathed out. "she works hard for us every day, you know?"

your eyes slightly shifted once he said that, and you hoped he didn't notice.

you heard kenji whisper to his dad. "she's not really sleeping, is she?"

he whispered back to him. "nope, we will just wait until she gives up."

you fluttered your eyes open right after. your son giggled loudly and flung himself in your embrace, dragging the sheets underneath his body along with him. sae usually made the bed afterwards, anyway. "i knew it!"

"good morning, ken." you softly kissed the top of his head, flattening down the wild strands of red hair that became messy due to his weird sleeping positions. while your son gave you a very cheerful 'good morning' back, your gaze shifted towards your husband, who was already staring at you with his lips pressed in a line which almost looked like a small smile. "good morning, sae."

"good morning. we are too smart to fall for your tricks, just so you know." sae took your hand, pressing his lips against your soft skin. "did you sleep well?"

you nodded with a sleepy smile on your face. kenji whipped up his head from your chest to look as well, and he smiled too when he realised that you had gotten the rest you deserved after your long family trip yesterday.

sae calmly shifted out of the bed. he stretched, muscles still sore from how long he had to drive the previous day. he looked back at the cute sight of the two most important people in his life, eyes softening. "hey, ken. why don't you help me cook something for ma? you know what she likes for breakfast."

"i know, let's go!"

you watched sae quietly leave the bedroom with your excited son running after him, right on his footsteps, your heart swelling with love and your face bright with a smile.

for you, this is the best way to wake up.

🍁 what would it be like to have a family with... MIKAGE REO?

"baby, are you ready yet?" reo asked.

"almost! are you both already done?"

once you wore your earrings, you swiftly turned to look at reo standing in the bedroom's doorway along with your daughter.

as expected, they were completely ready, with reo in his casual (yet obviously expensive) clothes, your lovely daughter wearing a dress which reached below her knees.

a dress that you certainly don't remember buying for her.

your eyes shifted towards the culprit.

"sora, baby, who got you this dress?" your voice was soft, yet your eyes still stayed on the male who didn't show an ounce of guilt on his pretty face.

she noticed your behaviour and sheepishly pointed to her father, her giggles barely contained.

"okay, i did.. just an hour ago." reo admitted, then looked down at sora, a pout on his face. "you promised you wouldn't say anything!"

she shook her head, running towards you. with heels on, you felt so much taller, and your little kid felt so much tinier. you lifted your hand up for a high five, which was returned by sora immediately. "that's my girl."

reo's pout deepened. he walked towards you too. "hey, i deserve a high five too, sora. didn't i play with you while your mommy was busy getting ready?"

you rolled your eyes playfully, making sure your daughter didn't see. she was in her mimicking age at the moment, you would regret it if she rolled her eyes at any and everything you or your husband said.

reo leaned in for a quick kiss that you granted him, "you look beautiful. both of you do."

"you don't look too bad yourself," you mumbled, sending him a wink, which made his heartbeat speed up. even after all these years.

reo snapped his fingers as you all left the bedroom, gaining the attention of your daughter who was focused on fiddling with the material of your jeans. he asked her in hopes that she'd remember, "what are we going to do today?"

"the ball game!"

"it's... it's called football." reo chuckled at her cuteness, letting her tiny hand slip into his as he bent down slightly to carefully walk down the stairs with her. you followed after them, making sure to check that all the lights on the top floor were off before making it downstairs.

"yeah, football! you play that, right?"

"yes, i do! my sora is so smart!"

you smiled unknowingly behind them, noticing your husband's wide grin. you knew how much it meant to him when your daughter showed interest in football. although he wanted her to decide her own likes and dislikes, he wasn't going to let her inherit a company if she didn't want to— and yes, those thoughts are pretty early on since she's still a toddler, but you know that your husband overthinks. he just wants her to like football so she can have a hobby that she likes.

reo and sora continued to walk outside hand in hand, towards the parking lot.

you called out to your husband while checking the house once more, mentally going through the things you carried in your purse just in case you missed anything. "reo, you better not let her choose one of the cars by saying eenie meenie minie mo or else—"

"too late, our ride has already been chosen!" your husband yelled happily from outside, his laugh echoing loudly as you came outside to find your daughter already seated in her favorite car of the day.

"you are so in trouble," you shook your head as you made your way to the car together. your husband shrugged, "let her have some fun, babe. and i'm absolutely fine with being in trouble." he gave you one of those smiles, earning another eyeroll.

🍁 what would it be like to have a family with... ITOSHI RIN?

"why can't they just leave us the fu- leave us alone when we're with 'kio?" rin huffed, setting down his car keys on the coffee table as you entered the house. your son was already running up the stairs and into your shared bedroom to play with his toys while you and your husband lingered behind him.

"it's alright, rin. calm down." you spoke softly, patting him on the back as you went into the kitchen for a glass of water. he followed. "i just don't get it. we deserve privacy too."

"they weren't bothering us, you know that."

"...i know." he sighed.

"in fact, i just saw an article on the way home. people are going crazy because akio has your eyes, it's so funny." you tried to lighten the mood, succeeding when rin leaned in to look at the article on your phone that you showed him.

he sighed once again, eyeing the picture of the both of you walking on the street with your son in the middle, who had an excited smile on his face while he was looking at you. "he really does have my eyes. and your hair."

you hummed and caressed rin's cheek, soothing him with your quiet voice. "it's no big deal, baby. we can handle the paparazzi."

just then, your son was rushing down the stairs again, blooming with energy from the wonderful lunch you guys had half an hour ago. "i wanna go out again!"

you watched as rin made his way over to akio, seeing him bend down to come eye to eye with the child.

rin observed akio's eyes, finding the resemblance that the public was talking about. a feeling of pride took over his heart. he ruffled the boy's hair. "we will go out again tomorrow. wanna play in the pool for now?"

"only if mom comes too!!"

rin turned his head to look at you, raising his eyebrows in question. he smiled slightly when you nodded and walked towards them.

"of course i'll come! i just need to change. why don't you and your dad go ahead?" you cooed, admiring the two sets of teal eyes that stared at you with admiration and love, akio's being much rounder and bigger than rin's. your husband hummed in agreement.

"let's go, 'kio. i'll give you your favourite floatie."

your son followed after rin as they made their way towards the pool in the backyard, rin sliding the huge glass doors aside to let more of the warm sunlight in.

you knew the pool would calm both of the boys down. it had been a long time since you enjoyed some sun as well. you grinned to yourself as you made your way upstairs to change into some swimming-appropriate clothes, making sure to take some time in order to let akio have some son and father bonding time with his dad.

they were so identical. it was as if a piece of rin was present in akio, and a piece of akio was present in rin. both of them reminded you of each other.

once you came back downstairs, you quietly sneaked a glance towards the boys outside, hearing their muffled voices.

"oh, so you want to play like this?" rin said. the grin on his face made your eyes sting ever so slightly. he splashed some water towards your laughing son who waved his hands around to protect himself from the water.

this is exactly how you imagined rin to be a few years ago, and even though he didn't believe in himself much as a soon-to-be father that time— you knew he had found his safe place now.

[curiositasmundi]

Salvami l'ano

Mentre le destre di Frodo&Frode rilanciano la vecchia, laida, berlusconiana giustizia di classe da Marchese del Grillo, servirebbe un’opposizione compatta su un’idea opposta di Giustizia: quella della Costituzione. Invece abbiamo il Pd. Il suo tesoriere campano, fedelissimo di De Luca (per la serie “via cacicchi e capibastone”), viene arrestato per aver riciclato i proventi di un’associazione a delinquere che dava falsi permessi di soggiorno a migranti irregolari: se non esistesse, la Meloni lo fabbricherebbe identico. Poi c’è Sala, sindaco-cementificatore della metropoli più inquinata d’Italia, che intima al Pd di votare anche in Senato (alla Camera l’ha già fatto con destre&renziani) il condono edilizio graziosamente detto Salva Milano (o Salvami l’ano) per sbloccare i cantieri abusivi sequestrati dai giudici: una legge ad personas che legalizzi ex post i grattacieli e i palazzi fuorilegge dell’èra Pisapia-Sala e un colpo di spugna per dirigenti e palazzinari inquisiti. Il marchese Sala non ne fa mistero: “Io non chiedo al Parlamento un salvacondotto, ma di dare un’interpretazione legislativa e dire se avevamo ragione noi”, sennò “sarebbe in discussione l’operato mio e di Pisapia”. Quindi è proprio un salvacondotto: il Parlamento vota le leggi urbanistiche, i giudici indagano chi le viola, ma Sala non può esser “messo in discussione”, ergo il Parlamento deve mettere ai voti i processi cambiando le regole in corso: se il marchese non vuole sottoporsi alle leggi, le leggi devono sottoporsi al marchese. Figurarsi con che faccia chi vota questa porcheria potrà dare lezioni ai marchesi&marchese di destra. Purtroppo l’idea eversiva che chi fa le leggi non sia tenuto a rispettarle ed esistano cittadini più uguali degli altri, come i maiali di Orwell, non è esclusiva della destra. Siamo reduci dal giubileo craxiano con epicedi trasversali, su su fino a Mattarella, a un ex premier corrotto pregiudicato latitante. E ora parte la “scuola di politica per under 35” fondata da Dario Nardella, eurodeputato Pd, che vanta nel Collegio docenti gli irrinunciabili Sala, Gentiloni e Elisabetta Belloni (che ormai si porta su tutto), ma anche i forzisti Tajani, Pichetto Fratin e Bertolaso (tutto vero). E nel Comitato scientifico un luminare del calibro di Gianni Letta, definito da Repubblica “padre nobile di Forza Italia”: forse perché negli anni 80, da direttore del Tempo, incassava fondi neri Iri; nei 90, da lobbista Fininvest, pagava mazzette al partito della legge Mammì (reo confesso e salvato dall’amnistia per 70 milioni al Psdi); e nei 2000, da sottosegretario di B., spalancava Palazzo Chigi al pregiudicato piduista Bisignani. Ora insegna la vera politica ai futuri dem: così il Pd di domani sarà persino peggio di quello di oggi.

Marco Travaglio - IlFattoQuotidiano

[rideretremando]

"L'Ufficio Scolastico Regionale del Lazio ha sospeso Christian Raimo dall'insegnamento per 3 mesi e gli ha ridotto lo stipendio dopo i suoi attacchi al ministro Valditara. Gli studenti di Raimo stamattina hanno protestato e convocato un'assemblea straordinaria. Si tratta di una sanzione pesantissima, e temo esemplare. Le critiche a Valditara di Raimo erano certo dure, ma se hanno superato un limite non mi pare sia quello che legittima questo tipo di sanzione. Il decoro dell'istituzione (Raimo sarebbe reo di averlo offeso, da qui la sospensione) è davvero vilipeso quando si cerca di difenderlo proprio attaccando chi, a capo di quell'istituzione, esercita il suo ruolo in maniera "scandalosa"? Certo, è un'opinione di Raimo, da cui ci si può dissociare nel merito (più che legittimo) o nella forma. In quest'ultimo caso, però, sarebbe stata sufficiente una querela. La sospensione dall'insegnamento è una cosa molto diversa."

Lo scrittore Nicola Lagioia a proposito della sanzione contro le critiche dell' insegnante Christian Raimo al Ministro

"Da un punto di vista politico penso che Valditara vada colpito, perché è un bersaglio debole e riassume in sé tante delle debolezze del governo.

(...)

Dentro la sua ideologia c’è tutto il peggio: la cialtronaggine, la recrudescenza dell’umiliazione, il classismo, il sessismo. Se è vero che non è lui l’avversario, è vero che è lui il fronte del palco di quel mondo che ci è avverso, e quindi va colpito lì, come si colpisce la Morte nera in Star wars."

[pettirosso1959]

In tutte le nazioni del mondo, chi rende pubblici segreti di stato, qualsiasi argomento trattino, e' reo di alto tradimento, a prescindere dalla buona intenzione del gesto.

Se nel paese vige la pena di morte, e' possibile che venga punito in quel modo, visto che si tratta del reato piu' grave, in quanto mette in pericolo di vita le persone citate nei documenti segreti e la sicurezza nazionale.

Continuo a leggere commenti da bambino di seconda elementare, ma redatti da persone adulte, con figli, lavoro, e con la temibile capacita' di votare.

Ma, sul serio, che razza di deficienti siete ?

[k0miisa2]

Juanin, Tulio y la canción "Can´t Fight This Feeling - REO Speedwagon" (Parte 1)

(Temporada 1 Episodio 9 "Dia Libre")

Esta canción es mas especial de lo que parece en la relación de mi OTP "Cottontie o Tulin" xd y vamos a analizar porque :3

Cuando esta canción apareció por primera vez durante uno de los capítulos de la primera temporada, parecía ser solo algo para "rellenar", hacer una pequeña broma, pues Juanin se la pone a Tulio simplemente porque "estaban los dos solos" y no pasaba de ahí, pero eventualmente y con el desarrollo de la serie, esta se volvería un tanto mas relevante, principalmente para el personaje de Juanin, de quien incluso se volvería oficialmente su canción favorita.

Esto se ve reflejado no solo en el mismo programa, sino también en una de sus entrevistas, esto es lo que declara al respecto:

-----Translation with Google Translate----- What was the last album you bought and the last song you downloaded from the internet? Juanin: The other day I bought the REO Speedwagon album from Policarpo, because it has the song "I can't fight this feeling anymore", which Tulio likes. Can you download music from the Internet for free? And doesn't that harm the music industry?

Como pueden ver, Juanin termina relacionando esta canción a Tulio, ¿pero porque? es decir, se supone que es SU favorita, ¿Qué tiene que ver Tulio ahí? Quizás la respuesta esta en entre las letras de esta balada ochentera, muy del gusto de Juanin jejeje

Honestamente yo creo que Juanin le dedico esta canción a Tulio, pues les queda muy bien a ellos dos y a la relación que tienen, a lo que Juanin seguramente siente; esta marioneta blanca sin ojos y sobreexplotada, es gay, esta totalmente enamorado de ese tonto hombre simio, y nadie me hará pensar lo contrario.

[pretty-boy-streaming]

Reo's Baby Bro (Headcanons)

TV-MA: touching, teasing, grinding, heavy petting, sneaking around reo, kissing, suggestive (borderline nsfw), bit of aging up, ftm!reader, reader is reo's little bro, and he cockblocks you two as well

Actors: Nagi Seishiro, Isagi Yoichi, Kunigami Rensuke

Nagi

He hated to admit it, but he liked one of the Mikage boys

Just... not the one that everyone would suspect, Reo.

Rather, he liked Reo's younger brother

A lot.

To the point where when he came over once (probably because reo wanted to show him some match or something), he couldn't take his eyes off you when you came in

You just came in to say hi to them and to remind Reo that he still had your game cartridge (he was excited when he learned younlike games too!!) and to give it back eventually

It all culminated when he went over to your room one day just to... hang out

On your bed

Kissing. A lot.

He ran his hands up and down your body, trying to map out every single inch of you to commit it to memory

He kisses your neck and slowly touches you over your clothes

You flip them over and grind against him

Inching closer, and closer, and close-

"Hey, are you two around here?"

You two break apart and you stand to open your door, greeting your brother

Seems like he'll need to try when Reo isn't around

Isagi

In Isagi's defense, he doesn't care too much about Reo to be able to tell his brother just from looking at him

Especially when you dyed your hair a different color, taking away the signature purple of the Mikage family

So, when he sees a cute guy, he decides to go over and chat him up a bit, seeing how far he might be able to go

And he was able to rub one out using your (super soft) thighs behind the stadium, and made you finish with his mouth

And then he watched you shakily walk away before straightening... over to Reo

And hug him

And call him "big bro"

(He just made you come like a minute ago, how are you so composed?!)

Anyway, to say he's surprised is an understatement, he is baffled and he runs away to scream in his pillow

And then remembers how soft you were

And then he needs you again

So, he might hang out with Nagi a bit more to get a tad closer to Reo just so that he can feel that softness wrapped around him once more

And honestly? Completely worth it.

Kunigami

He and Reo got along a little bit after being on each other's team for Third Selection

So, sometime he and Reo hang out outside of Blue Lock, just talking

And on one outing, Reo decides to bring along his younger brother

His super cute younger brother

Who kept his hair in a bun, exposing the nape of his neck the entire time during the outing

Not like he blamed you, it was summer, and rather hot out, so it made sense

But god... he liked it. He liked you.

He wanted you

However, he didn't want to upset Reo or cross any boundaries, so he just watched

He only watched and imagined and kept his eyes on you whenever you joined him and Reo

But alone in his room, he imagined if you did reciprocate his feelings and would be willing to touch him

Just those fleeting images

[oltre-la-linea]

Omicidio Verzeni, il procuratore aggiunto di Bergamo, Maria Cristina Rota, in conferenza stampa dopo il fermo dell'omicida, reo confesso: «Sharon nel posto sbagliato al momento sbagliato» Corriere TV .

Mancava soltanto che dicesse "ha la minigonna e se l'è cercata".

Anche Iris Setti fu prima stuprata e poi ammazzata da un "immigrato clandestino con una trentina di reati alle spalle" espulso ma che stava sempre qui.

Della triste vicenda di Iris Setti sbalordirono le "giustificazioni" della procuratrice di Rovereto Viviana Di Giacomo; che apprezzava il killer per "il fisico atletico" e soprassedeva ai precedenti per droga perché in Olanda "non sono reati".

Magistratura faziosa e incompetente.

[abr]

L'attacco al patriarcato nella società meno patriarcale di tutti i tempi a livelli fin imbarazzanti (cfr. gabinetti, spettacoli, pubblicità, cul-turame etc.), usa come arma contundente la GENERALIZZAZIONE STRUMENTALE di un fattaccio molto brutto.

Fattaccio che DEVE MOBILITARCI TUTTI; banalmente invece, per chi ancora creda nelle responsabilità individuali e familiari: ah se solo papi&frati della povera vittima innocente fossero stati patriarcali davvero.

Se solo le avessero proibito di frequentare quel problematico e/o lo avessero minacciato di mettergli le mani sul muso (a lui non a lei: la lingua è precisa, l'ignoranza no, per cui meglio precisare) ; beh lei sarebbe salva, se solo fossero stati sufficientemente PATRIARCALI prima invece di chiagnoni poi (prendersela con l'avv. difensore per aver difeso un reo confesso! Ma dove siamo retrocessi?).

E accusare tutti, la colpa è dellomobianko, mettiti il rossetto, solididarizza. Con Giulia tutta la vita poveretta, con voi strumentali no. Fankala, la mia civiltà crede nelle responsabilità INDIVIDUALI, collettivisti rivolgersi ai vostri amici del maghreb.

La brutta notizia per le checche isteriche e i perdenti sinistri è che tutto questo sta provocando un fenomeno, fateci caso se parlate con la gente invece che star sui social: la maggioranza silenziosa per definizione tace ma sta accumulando consapevolezza e sta crescendo.

Chiedimi ancora ti prego se domani in ufficio metterò il segno del rossetto.

[limomi]

ma Roman Empire is how Reo's parents won't approve his relationship with his partner from low/middle-class family cause they sure his partner only wants their money/fame/influence/etc so they send Baya to find out more about his partner n a few weeks later, Baya's sure that all the family's assumptions and accusations are unfair and she/he really just loves Reo so Baya talks to his parents about all the info she successfully dug up n they have REALLY hard time believing it so they tell Baya to take u to them to talk n u confront them in calm manner, saying u'll sign up any document refusing any gifts and money from him if that make them sure u don't give a damn 'bout their wealth

[jartita-me-teneis]

Asesinado por la policía argentina por el delito de "tener ideas avanzadas"…cosas del pasado?

EL FUSILAMIENTO NARRADO POR EL PROPIO VERDUGO ///Un día como hoy, de 1930, es asesinado por la policía argentina por el delito de "tener ideas avanzadas", a sus 25 años de edad, el albañil anarquista Joaquín Penina, quien difundía la rebelión obrera en latinoamérica después de huír del servicio Militar en España. Así narró el momento de su asesinato, el Jefe de pelotón de fusilamientos en el libro "El culto de los asesinos" de Osvaldo Bayer:

<Siendo yo el único oficial presente en la Jefatura, tenía, contra mis sentimientos,y bajo el peso de una gran repugnancia, que llevar a cabo la ejecución de un hombre por el solo delito de no pensar como los que gobernaban y amordazaban al país. La Ley Marcial, vigente en toda su sangrienta fuerza, hubiera caído sobre mí al negarme a cumplir una orden de servicio. “Insubordinación” era la palabra que me hubiera envuelto en la desgracia y me hubiera llevado no al lado, sino frente al pelotón de los tiradores. No oficialmente, supe también que en el domicilio de Penina se habían encontrado grandes cantidades de libros de tendencia avanzada, que se llevaron en camión a la Jefatura de Rosario, donde, creo, ¡se les prendió fuego!…

La noche era suavemente fresca, de una luna fuerte, que por momentos ocultaban las nubes. Hasta ese momento no había sentido fuertemente en mí la impresión de la orden que tenía que cumplir. Pero el aspecto triste y desolado de las quebradas de ese lugar, el mirar temeroso e interrogante de los soldados, y el pensar que tendría que apagar una vida en una noche que era más hecha para soñar que para morir, empezaron a influir sobre mí desde el instante en que pisé la tierra, la que iba a ser manchada con la sangre de un obrero…

Desde el grupo de presentes, donde se hallaba mi superior salió la orden: “¡Haga cargar las armas!” —¡Carguen! —dije. En ese instante, por la escalerilla trasera del camión bajaba el que iba a morir. Venía con las manos esposadas atrás y cuando sus humildes botines de caña tocaron la tierra que iba a besar su cadáver, halló frente a sí a aquellos a quienes habían dicho: “Maten”. Sintió el ruido de la carga de las pistolas, y entonces yo, que lo tenía a un paso, lo vi abrir los ojos en mirada de asombro, y rápidamente comprender…se mordió el labio inferior como si prefiriera sentir el dolor de su carne mas no el temor. Decididamente dio un paso adelante y, después, ya a paso natural, se dirigió hacia la muerte… El suboficial lo acompañaba apoyándole suavemente la mano sobre el hombro izquierdo; se dejó conducir. No dijo una palabra. Yo iba detrás, a pocos pasos. Desde que lo había visto bajar, en mi frente y en mis ojos sentí que se había posado un velo de extrañeza y de irrealidad. Obraba mecánicamente, llevado hacia donde sentía una orden. —¡Ahí!… —dijo alguien.

El detenido hizo alto y bruscamente dio media vuelta, quedando frente a mí y al pelotón que yo tenía que comandar. La luz de la luna, ocultada por momentos, caía casi perpendicular. Serían las once de la noche. Entre él y nosotros habría unos nueve metros. De un lado, el valor y la muerte. Del mío, la repugnancia y la vergüenza… Pensé en ese momento por qué ese hombre, que yo desconocía, no sería un enemigo de mi vida, a quien tuviera armado frente a mí, pronto para matar o defenderse. Pensé que cuánto más valor y sangre fría necesitaría frente a él, esposado pero no vencido, que delante de alguien que pudiera matar.

No quise prolongar la valiente agonía de ese hombre. El suboficial se retiró hacia el pelotón; antes de que llegara a mí, yo ordené: —“¡Apunten!”… Entonces el reo giró la cabeza hacia la izquierda, y mirando con odio al grupo que presenciaba la ejecución, y que estaba a unos quince metros de él, gritó: —“¡Viva la anarquía!”, con un pronunciado acento catalán. Su voz era templada. Yo no vi temor. —“¡Fuego!”—ordené sin ver ya nada. Tres tiros. Doblando las rodillas, se inclinó lentamente hacia adelante, entre gemidos sordos y comenzó a girar sobre sí mismo y hacia el lado derecho. No caía, y no quise prolongar su segunda agonía de la carne y, sin mirar ni apuntar, hice fuego hacia él. Dos soldados más, sin saber, hicieron fuego. Porque por apresurar el instante, y acortar el dolor de ese hombre, yo hice las cosas tan nerviosamente, que me olvidé de mandar: “Alto el fuego”.

Al sentir la segunda descarga, volví en mí, y mandé: —“¡Alto el fuego! ¡Colocar el seguro!” El ejecutado mientras tanto, sobre quien cayó la segunda descarga, había redoblado, al recibirla, su segundo gemido de dolor; encogiéndose más y más, completó tres cuartos de vuelta sobre sí mismo y cayó para siempre, pecho en tierra, la cara aplastada sobre ella.. Salí al frente del pelotón hasta colocarme a unos dos pasos del caído, que aún temblaba sobre el polvo, pero ya sin gemir. Sin mirar casi, tiré. Parece que no di en él, porque sentí una voz que me dijo: —“¡A la cabeza!” Entonces tiré de nuevo, e instantáneamente, el reo quedó inmóvil. Inmóvil para siempre. Fui hasta mi capitán y le dije: “¡He cumplido la orden!”

Era rubio y de pequeña estatura. Representaba unos 25 o 26 años. Vestía pobremente: zapatos de caña; pantalón, no sé si de fantasía o marrón oscuro. Un saco también oscuro. De sus bolsillos se sacaron dos o tres galletas marineras muy duras y en parte comidas, y un giro de cinco pesetas para un hermano de Barcelona… Todos nos acercamos hasta donde estaba el cadáver y alguien dijo: "Fue un valiente hasta el último momento"…