#renge i love you

[jackass-jones]

Really into the episode of Ouran where this girl confesses her love to Mori but he doesn’t feel the same because he’s into Honey and the girl’s reaction is just like YIPPEE I LOVE YAOI THATS SO COOL FOR YOU YAY 🥰

[kakusu-shipping]

Hello !! :)

I just wanted to ask about your opinion on the ship Tamaki x Kyoya (Ouran Highschool host club)

you could also answer for any of the other host club members since I'm curious about those too!

The entire Host Club + Renge, Nekozawa, Kasanoda, Reiko, Mei, and maybe Arai are all a Polycule to Me and any combination of them is Great.

[constantlyquestioningg]

i need to rewatch azumanga daioh. core part of my childhood

[aparticularbandit]

renge might be my favorite minor character and it has absolutely nothing to do with her being voiced by monica rial absolutely nothing at all because renge is nothing like kirika, she's basically a female hifumi. ish.

[11kit-maim-rue11]

this is the best thing to ever exist. my otp forever and ever

rainy day shelter

[cherryblossompink303]

Patience: ~Attack of the Lady Manager!~

➼ pairing: Kyoya Ootori x Reader ➼ summary: A girl weaves her way into the host club looking to steal your life, starting with your job and moving to your fiance ➼ what to expect: "believe it or not I'm not the heartless person you think I am" ➼ warnings: renge? angst ➼ Part Three | Part Five

“Oh, Tamaki, my dearest Tamaki, why are you so beautiful?”

Tamaki smirks softly, “I’m hoping to catch your eye, even for just one second.” Tamaki apprises elegantly.

“And why is your voice so very sweet and mellow?” a different guest, this time.

“To set your nerves at ease, so that my true feelings might reach your heart.” the response is almost immediate, practiced.

“Why are your eyes filled with tears every time you look at me?”

Teary eyed, even now, “Because the sight of your beautiful smile causes the fountain inside me to start overflowing.”

“Oh, Tamaki~!”

You shake your head through a laugh as you watched Tamaki carries out his usual spiel "Do you ever wonder how on earth Tamaki comes up with this stuff?" You think allowed.

Kyoya hums in agreement, not looking up from his notebook. "he always has had a natural affinity for this kind of stuff, although I must admit some particular lines he comes up with I will never understand where he pulls them from"

"Hello Kyoya, I can't get over how great you look in that Kimono" two guests appear next to where the two of you were sat "Are you planning on releasing anymore picture books of the host club?"

"Unfortunately we don't have anything planned at present ladies" The guests move on with a pout "Oh, Kyoya!" You joke, faking to fawn over him, raising your hand to your forehead "If I didn't know better I would think you a guest"

"You wish, I'm afraid you're obligated to give me your time for free" I taunt, returning to going over the clubs events calendar for that month. "What do you think?" handing over the calendar for him to confirm whether or not it's in line with the club's budget.

Kyoya's face lights up at the sight of the calendar, scanning over its contents "This is...really good...you do a much better job than Tamaki at organising this stuff"

"Really?" kyoya seems lost in thought for a moment, smiling a little at the page "Yeah..."

"Looks like the host club has a brand-new guest." the two of you look up to find a girl hiding in the doorway catching the attention of the hosts.

the twins appear suddenly in front of her, Kaoru offering her a rose.

“Come on in, what are you waiting for?”

“Watching from afar is no fun.” Hikaru presents her with another rose.

Where they got the roses? No one could ever tell.

“Please, Miss.” they insist, leaning forward ever so slightly. The girl makes a small sound of surprise.

“Stop that, how many times do I have to tell you to be more courteous to our first-time guests?” Tamaki presents her with yet another identical rose.

“Please, you don’t have to be afraid, my princess.” Tamaki caresses her chin with his finger, she seems afraid despite his affirmations, “I welcome you to the Ouran Host Club.”

The girl’s hand flies across Tamaki’s cheek as she shoves him away, “No! Don’t touch me! You’re phony!” She screams.

The entire host club observes with a collective gasp, wide eyes watching the scene unfold.

Tamaki staggers from the impact and covers his reddening face with his palm, “What do you mean I’m phony?!” He panics, his voice muffled.

“Just what I said! You’re phony! I find it hard to believe that someone like you is the prince character of this host club!”

Tamaki back-peddles from her accusing finger and loud volume with panicked breathing, to which you flinch at gently.

“You shouldn’t go spreading your love around so easily like that, you stupid! You must be a dimwitted narcissist! You’re incompetent! You’re a commoner! You’re disgusting!”

One strike after another to Tamaki’s ego, and he finally keels over.

He’s created a new technique!”

“One man slow-motion!”

You stand over Tamaki, just slightly in front of Kyoya, who seems deep in thought.

“I don’t suppose… you are…?”

Kyoya doesn’t get to finish his thought before the strange girl is gasping with a high pitch, her eyes welling up with tears and her face morphing into amazement.

“It’s you, Kyoya!” She shrieks, shoving you roughly out of her way, to which you grunt as Haruhi catches you by both arms.

“What on earth-?”

The girl forces herself into Kyoya’s arms in a strangling embrace, her face buried into his kimono.

“Oh, how I’ve longed to meet you! My one and only prince charming!” she squeals obnoxiously.

You stood stunned slightly off the side, having no idea what was going on, your breath hitching in your throat as you make eye contact with Kyoya in a mutual glance of helplessness.

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“Your fiancé?" Hikaru questioned

"Kyoya-Senpai?” Kaoru following soon behind.

You sat in the corner of the room watching everything unfold, you did not know what to think. Was there something that you hadn't been told? Did your father break off your engagement? Had Kyoya been arranged to marry another? Surely you wouldn't still be in Japan if that was the case.

You look off to your left as you realise that Tamaki is sulking in a similar fashion to you. "Why is he sulking?" Hikaru questioned

"Because mommy kept a secret from daddy" Kaoru answered teasingly. "Whatever. Why does everyone refer to us like we're husband and wife?" Kyoya asked, gaze slowly being adverted as his attention was slowly being pulled to you, sat at a table in the corner having a cup of coffee by yourself.

"Ours is a story of love at first sight!” Renge announces, fawning over the 'memory' which was when you caught on that something even weirder was happening, Kyoya could have another arranged fiance but if you knew one thing it was that Kyoya was not in love.

“I couldn’t resist the way you were adoring those flowers in the backyard when you thought no one else was looking! And how sweet it was when you reached out to that poor little injured kitten!”

“Are you serious? Could you have the wrong person?” You gesture violently to Kyoya standing adjacent to you, clearly not the man she was describing.

“No way! I could recognize my love anywhere!” Renge near screams in your face. Kyoya staring blankly next to you

“He’s a gentleman who’s kind to everyone but doesn’t ask for anything in return! He likes solitude but, in fact, sometimes he gets lonely!”

"Okay now I know we aren't talking about the same person" You chimed in, not expecting Kyoya to shoot you what may have been the first look of hurt that you had seen off of him.

"He looks like the star of the dating sim Uki-Doki Memorial! You’re my real life Ichijo Miyabi!” Renge finally squeals out, allowing the hosts to realize she was delusional, erasing their confusion.

“Oh, alright. She’s delusional.” Your expression relaxes when you realize that Kyoya isn’t hiding a secret fiancé behind everyone’s back.

“Uki-”

“Doki-”

“OTAKU!” Tamaki screeches in panic.

“OTAKU?!” Hikaru gasps in astonishment.

“I’VE NEVER SEEN ONE!” Kaoru wails.

Kyoya’s now seated on the same sofa, once again, deep in thought.

“I get it now, you’re in love with that character. You’re projecting that love onto me and somehow deluded yourself into thinking that we’re engaged.” Kyoya explains as Renge skips around behind him with obnoxious squealing.

“I assume this Miyabi character probably wears glasses as well.” On cue, Kyoya adjusts his glasses.

“So she… made it up? You’re not really her fiancé, right?” Tamaki holds his breath in hope.

“Well no, I don’t ever remember asking for her hand in marriage.” Kyoya shrugs “Besides, this is the first time I’ve ever met the woman.” Kyoya crosses his arms casually.

You stood with you arms crossed behind the sofa he was sat on "...Not to mention you're already engaged?" you pointed out the obvious.

Renges frolicking came to a grinding halt "Already...engaged?" you did not know whether or not you should shatter this illusion of hers. "Yes! y/n and kyoya-senpai are engaged!" Honey chimed in with no regard for the consequences.

"You!" Renge screamed in your face "What do you know about MY Kyoya? He doesn't deserve you! He's going to marry me!" she rambled at a hundred miles a minute. You exchange a concerned glance with Kyoya.

"Uh...I..." She seemed to quickly forget about you, jumping in front of Kyoya . According to my research, I understand that you’re in charge of managing the club, is that true, Kyoya?”

“That’s right! Kyo-Chan is our director!” Honey confirms.

“You’re the club’s director? That’s perfect! Oh wow, I’ve always wanted to wear a sandwich board to advertise a business!” Renge squeals.

“We… don’t advertise, we’re just a host club.” you point out, becoming increasingly bothered at her presence. Ignoring you, Renge spins with determination, “I’ve made up my mind! From now on, I’m gonna be the manager of this host club!”

You paused, getting increasingly frustrated at her presence, but before you go to tell her that you're already the manager Kyoya grabs your upper arm, leaning in to whisper "The Houshakuji family are incredibly good friends with both of our fathers, we just have to play into this for a while until I can figure something out"

"You're okay with this?" You question, raising an eyebrow "I'd rather not but believe it or not I'm not the heartless person you think I am, I can play it off for a while" You didn't expect Kyoya to throw your words back in your face, leaving you stunned.

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“I thought about it a lot last night, and maybe having another lady manager isn’t such a bad idea.”

“Here we go.” you roll your eyes at Tamaki’s assessment.

“Why do you say that?” The twins urge.

“Well, it’s fairly obvious, isn’t it? Renge just transferred into the same class as Haruhi. So, if Haruhi has a girlfriend around, it could bring out the female within her. Renge’s girlish air of tenderness might be able to stimulate Haruhi’s own sense of femininity!”

"I swear it's like I don't exist sometimes" You mutter looking around to see if anyone else was going to call it out, Haruhi laughs a little "You'd think that given that I need to not let people know I'm a girl he wouldn't want me to gain more femininity."

“Now is our chance to help Haruhi get in touch with her feminine side! This is an important project, men. She doesn’t have any friends in class right now except for these two shady twins. That’s no good for her.” Tamaki urges. “Like you have room to talk.” The twins tilt their heads.

“Hey everyone!” Renge soon enters the room much to your dismay. “You’ll be happy to know that your new manager, Renge, has baked all of you some cookies!”

Tamaki fawns over the act “Isn’t she ladylike? I’m so moved by your generosity!” she swoons.

“I didn’t bake these cookies for you, you phony prince.” she denied him, Tamaki returns to sulking in a corner.

Renge plants herself in front of Kyoya, “I’m sorry I burnt them a little bit. I did the best I could.” she stares up at him with wide heart eyes.

“And I already know what you’re going to say. Oh, you’re always so sweet to me, Kyoya!”

Honey tries a cookie near you, “She wasn’t kidding, these cookies really are burnt.” He grimaces.

Mori appears behind him, “Don’t eat that Mitsukuni, it’s bad for you.” he informs. Renge, enraged, chases them around the room noisily. “She’s scaring me!” Honey cries, carried by Mori as they flee from Renge’s raging rampage.

On the other side of the room the twins sit scheming, Hikaru whispering to Kaoru "Have you noticed that y/n and Kyoya haven't said a word to each other all day?"

Kaoru looks over to the two of you, a noticable distance in between "I can't imagine that she is too happy with Renge coming in and trying to steal her life"Hikaru adds on"And Kyoya seems way too complicit with it all"

As if they shared a mutual light bulb moments the two of them exchange smug smirks as they get an idea "We should push them in the right direction"

Hikaru approaches you to take the cookie that you had just picked up from your hand and puts back into your mouth, lifting your chin with his fingers.

“May I try?” he bites into the cookie while still in your mouth. Your cheeks flush as half the cookie is still perched between your lips, unsure of where this came from.

This managed to grab Kyoya's attention, looking up from his notebook for the first time of the day.

Kaoru slides a hand behind your neck, “Uh oh, y/n, you’ve got crumbs on your face.” His tongue slides out and streaks across your cheek to lick up the crumbs. You whimper and squint your eyes shut at the proximity, hoping that whatever the twins were doing would end soon.

Kyoya’s grip on his pen tightens as Tamaki emerges from his corner in a fury.

“Did you see what they just did?!” Tamaki screaches and points at the twins. “He took a bite of the cookie while it was in her mouth! And then the other one licked her face! What are they doing?! I told you those shady twins can’t be trusted! They’re trying to seduce her!”

You rub your cheek gently “You know you could have just told me and I would’ve wiped it off.” your face contorting in disgust. You look to Hikaru, “And if you wanted to try one, there’s plenty here.” You gesture with the bag of cookies.

Tamaki takes a sharp intake of breath, sounding similar to a snort, grabbing your face urgently, “That’s not the way you’re supposed to react, y/n! You have to stay strong and reject them, then casually brush them to the side! Do you understand?!”

“This is sexual harassment, Tamaki.” You snort, crossing your arms.

“SEXUAL HARASSMENT?! If that counts as sexual harassment then they’re twice as guilty! Someone call the police!”

“Cut it out, Boss, we’re sorry!” The twins plead,the fear of god being sent into them.

Renge watches the scene with a scowl. Honey approaches her cautiously.

“Renge-Chan, Renge-Chan! Want some? It’s milk.” He presents her with a pink cup with a bunny imprinted on the side.

Renge ponders a moment, “Lukewarm…”

“Huh?”

“Every single one of you! Except for Kyoya, all of your characters are lukewarm! Each of you needs to have some sort of dark side, you understand? Girls are vulnerable to handsome young men who are troubled! If you keep carrying on like this, it’s only a matter of time before the girls get tired of you and stop coming altogether! Are you trying to ruin my precious Kyoya’s business?! As your manager, it’s my duty to change your character backgrounds! Let’s start with you!”

"Change their character backgrounds? They're people not video game characters" you spoke up. Renge paused, slowly turning to face you with a look of horror "GET OUT!" she screams.

Your eyes widen, taken aback a little, you go to reply but in doing so you make eye contact with kyoya, silently reminding you of why you can't offend Renge "Fine. I'm just going to go" You can hear Honey calling after you as you leave the host club.

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How you ended up on the movie set you have no idea, the last thing you wanted was to be was around Renge or even Kyoya, but somehow since you are part of the host club officially you have to be on set for insurance reasons.

You ended up standing behind Kyoya as the two of you watch Haruhi play out a scene "You know she won't stop right?" The words come out before you get the chance to stop them. Kyoya hummed in question, turning around to face you. "The longer that you play into this fantasy shes created the more that shes going to believe its real, she wont stop by herself"

Kyoya paused, thinking it over "We've spoken about this, if we offend her-"

"Her taking offence and her father taking offence are two different things, our families are close enough for him to know that you already have an engagement he will understand" you wanted to point out that it was likely her father already knew about her delusions but that was by the by.

Kyoya looked at you pointedly "You really don't like her, do you?" you roll your eyes "I- Not really, but it's beyond that really, i... of course I know that she can't just break the deal between our parents but if that ever happens I have to leave Japan...and I just don't want that to happen"

Kyoya can tell that there is a little more to that story but he figures that it's for another time. The two of you look over as the movie set goes haywire "I know you don't care either way...but I need this deal as much as my father does"

"She doesn't have that much sway" he dismissed, waving you away "You really do not care do you?" the question caught him off guard, his eyes widening in shock before quickly pulling himself together "What do you mean?"

"If Renge carries on as she is, the host club is gonna be torn apart, she's already taken over, I've been pushed out so there's no need for me to be around anymore. Honey's on verge of a breakdown because this new persona she's given goes completely against who he is. i know you only do something if it benefits you but I am asking you just this once to at least pretend like you care"

Kyoya fell silent, looking out at how miserable the club members are , he wants to tell you that he does care, that he doesn't want the club to get torn apart or the engagement to breakdown, but he can't bring himself to.

As an argument breaks out on set Kyoya walks away without another word, grabbing a rock off the ground before smashing the camera lens. "no! what did you do to my camera?"

"What? Is something wrong?" Renge asks innocently.

"I'm terribly sorry but i cannot allow this to go on any longer, this movie paints the host club in a bad light and frankly the position you are trying to take was already filled long ago."

You didn't expect Kyoya to take such a drastic action but it made sense right up till he mentioned you. Why?

"I think you've caused enough trouble around here Renge. Please stop being such a pest"

Renge breaks out into tears "A pest? But you're supposed to pat me on the head and tell me not to worry! You're supposed to be kind and affectionate Kyoya! Why are you acting any differently now! Tell me why!"

"Because that's not the real Kyoya" Tamai chimes in, Renge gasps, breaking down before him. "Does it really matter?" Haruhi asks, appearing in front of her. "Who cares if Kyoya is a little different than you expected him to be. Take a good look at the person inside, and get to know him little by little. It’s a lot more fun that way.”

You lock eyes with Kyoya, realising that why he hadn't noticed how much you cared, you didn't either. Kyoya doesn't show feelings, you know that, but he is kind, just in his own way. If he wasn't he wouldn't have sat with you at the ball, or help you in the clinic, or step in.

Maybe you needed to start following Haruhi's advice.

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Hello, ladies, come on in.” Tamaki encourages from his position with the other hosts on the sofa.

“I bought the video of that film you made!”

“I bought it too!”

“And so did I!”

“Huh?” The host club choruses in confusion as the girls fawn over the professionally produced film.

“That scene in the rain was just phenomenal!”

“I love the lonely prince!”

“And the loving relationship between Hikaru and Kaoru is so sweet!”

“I couldn’t get enough of Haruhi’s poignant expression!”

Tamaki’s hair covers his eyes with a prominent frown. “Kyoya?” He grumbles, not needing to say much more to elicit a response from said host, throwing his head back to where the two of you were sat on opposite ends of a sofa.

“I may have broken the camera’s lens but the footage that we had already shot wasn’t damaged. Naturally, I did cut out that last scene. Sales have been pretty good so far, that Hollywood film crew did a fantastic job. But then I guess, that’s to be expected.”

You laughed under your breath, shaking your head, glad that the host club was back to normal now. "Something amusing?" He asked, looking over to you. "Nothing"

the two of you fell into a comfortable silence before you speak up once more "I should thank you, for shutting down Renge" you eventually concede. "It was no problem, besides, you are a much better manager than she was"

You hummed back, watching Tamaki have another breakdown "I don't know why I thought she could actually replace me, I don't know what you guys would do without me sometimes" he laughed.

"Indeed"

Next time on patience 'The Twins fight!'

Tag list (reply to be added): @skottch @cgmajor @rebirthbunbun

[complaineys]

everybody talks shit on renge from ohshc but how many fourteen-year-old girls do you know who would not do the exact same thing. she’s deranged. she’s the realest. she was given the option to make her maladaptive daydream a reality and she was rich and wild enough to do it. fuck human rights she’s evil and i love her.

[anonymousewrites]

Lavender for Royalty; Sage for Wisdom (Book 1) Chapter Four

Kyoya Ootori x Reader

Chapter Four: Abatina for Fickleness

Summary: Renge arrives at the Host Club and brings chaos with her.

            “Welcome,” said the Host Club. They all wore yukatas in various floral designs and smiles for the guests. “And peace to you in the months ahead.”

            Today’s theme for the Host Club was “spring” despite the cold weather. After all, how else to warm the hearts of their guests?

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            “You look so nice, (Y/N),” said a guest, smiling widely.

            “Thank you,” said (Y/N). They sat with their guests in a sage green yukata stitched with dark green leaves overtop. A few flower pins sat in their hair. “But I’m sure you’d look better.” They unpinned one of the flowers, leaned over, and slid it into a guest’s hair—her face promptly turned red. (Y/N) smiled. “I was right.”

            The girls squealed and grabbed each other as the one with the flower nearly fainted. “Me next, me next!”

            “There’s plenty of flowers for everyone,” said (Y/N) gently.

            “Wow, (Y/N)-senpai, that was impressive,” said Haruhi, blinking as she walked by.

            “Everyone likes to feel special, Haruhi,” said (Y/N). “It’s no secret.”

            “At least you’re not using fake tear—”

            Hikaru and Kaoru covered Haruhi’s mouth before she could finish speaking.

            “It’s just one of the tricks of the trade,” said Hikaru.

            “Girls just melt at the sight of tearful eyes,” said Kaoru.

            “But you’re scamming them—”

            “Here!” Hikaru pushed a small box into Haruhi’s hands. “An uncommon, expensive, tea snack, just for you.”

            “For me, really?” Haruhi looked at it.

            “Are you fond of them, Haruhi?” said the guests.

            “No, I don’t care for sweets, but…” Haruhi smiled softly. “It would make a nice offering for my mother.”

            Everyone stared at her and her soft words with amazement. Tears came to many girls’ eyes (and, of course, Tamaki’s eyes).

            “That’s very sweet of you, Haruhi,” said (Y/N).

            “Youngster, take some home for yourself.” Tamaki put another box into Haruhi’s hand. “Not your mother.”

            “This will be for my mother,” said Haruhi, deadpan.

            “You can have mine, Haruhi!” said a guest, and the other girls nodded.

            The door of Music Room 3 opened, and (Y/N) looked over. A girl was peeking into the room, and (Y/N) smiled encouragingly.

            “Welcome in,” said (Y/N).

            “Come in, please,” said Kaoru.

            “Oh, pretty!” said Honey.

            “Welcome, princess,” began Tamaki, holding out a hand. “To our Ouran Host Club—”

            Slap!

            “Don’t touch me, you phony!” shouted the girl.

            (Y/N)’s jaw dropped open in surprise.

            “How did you get to be king of this club? The king does not spread his love around like cheap margarine!” She glared and pointed at Tamaki accusatorily. “A girl’s heart responds to the enigmatic smile, the indecipherable glance! You’re just a mushy oaf! An air-headed pretty boy! A second-rate Romeo! In short—a lousy lover!”

            Tamaki’s let out an inaudible, strangled scream as his ego was torn to shreds. He deflated and slowly fell to the floor.

            “That’s a new move,” said Kaoru.

            “Personal slow-mo,” said Hikaru.

            “Oh, dear,” remarked (Y/N), watching.

            “Hm. She may be correct,” said Kyoya.

            “Kyoya!” gasped the girl. She ran forward and threw her arms around him. Kyoya’s eyes widened slightly, and the other hosts watched in shock. “How I’ve ached to see you! My one, my only prince! I’ve missed you, fiancé!”

            “…Kyoya has a fiancée?!” said Hikaru and Kaoru.

            He has a fiancé? (Y/N) had no idea.

            Their stomach twisted strangely.

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            Dressed in their proper uniforms, the Host Club sat across from Kyoya’s “fiancée.”

            “My name is Renge Hoshakuji,” she said, smiling. “I’m transferring into 1-A tomorrow.”

            The hosts looked at Tamaki, who was still sitting sullenly in the corner.

            “He’s all mad because ‘Mom’ kept a little secret from ‘Dad,’ ” said Hikaru and Kaoru.

            “Not that I care, but how long do you intend to keep referring to us as ‘Mom and Dad?’ ” said Kyoya.

            “You created the Host Club, so it makes sense,” said (Y/N), amused.

            Renge wasn’t listening and continued to ramble. “Oh my, it was love at first sight. Watching him commune with plants in the yard, which get so little attention, then tending and comforting that injured kitten…” She sighed.

            “Really?” Hikaru and Kaoru sweat-dropped. “That’s hard to picture.”

            “Are you sure it’s Kyoya you saw?” said (Y/N), tilting their head. Kyoya wasn’t…evil (okay, it was debatable), but he certainly didn’t “commune with plants.”

            “Wow, senpai, he’s standing right there,” said Haruhi.

            “I mean him exactly!” declared Renge. “Kind to all and sundry, asking for nothing in return! A lonely soul who loves solitude! Priceless moments captured in a love simulation game—”

            “Aha,” said (Y/N).

            “—Featuring Ichijo Miyabi from ‘Uki Doki Memorial!’ And you—” Renge pointed at Kyoya. “—look just like him.”

            Everyone froze.

            “A fan girl?!” cried the host club (it was the first time they’d met one in person).

            “Now it starts to make sense,” said Kyoya. “She’s fitting me to a game character and figures that makes her my fiancée.”

            “Then you’re not…really her fiancé?” said Tamaki.

            “Not to my knowledge,” said Kyoya. “And I’m fairly certain I’d know.”

            (Y/N) nodded, and the slight knot in their stomach undid itself. Kyoya didn’t have a fiancée.

            “Then just say that, you fool,” said the twins.

            “I checked, and it seems Kyoya manages this club,” said Renge excitedly. “Is that true?”

            “That’s right, he’s in charge,” chirped Honey.

            “Omigod, that’s perfect!” said Renge. “I’ve dreamed of being a shop supervisor.”

            (Y/N) and Haruhi exchanged a look of amusement on (Y/N)’s part and irritation on Haruhi’s part that said “rich people.”

            “So what?” said Kaoru. “We’re a host club.”

            “Not a bakery,” finished Hikaru.

            “I’ve decided!” said Renge. “As well as training to be a good wife, I will serve as manager of this Host Club.” She was in her own world, not listening to anyone but her own heart.

            “Um, Kyoya?” coughed Tamaki.

            “She’s the daughter of one of my family’s key clients,” said Kyoya. “Please treat her with respect. Or else.”

            “Put that way…” The hosts all turned to Haruhi, who blanched. “Haruhi!”

            They made a run for it while Haruhi shouted indignantly.

            “This one’s all yours! Daddy cannot help you now!” said Tamaki.

            “You’re on your own!” cried the twins.

            Mori picked up Honey and ran.

            “Sorry, Haruhi!” said (Y/N).

            “Wait…” Haruhi trailed off.

            “Failure will increase your current debt considerably,” said Kyoya. He didn’t particularly want to deal with Renge, either.

            Poor Haruhi.

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            “Haruhi’s so cute in an apron,” said (Y/N), smiling.

            “I could watch all day,” sighed Tamaki happily from where he peeked into the kitchens of Ouran as Haruhi taught Renge to make sweets.

            “They’re making snacks for Kyo!” said Honey, smiling. “I want some…”

            “I’m sure Haruhi will give you some,” said (Y/N).

            “Renge intends to manage us?” said Kaoru, watching Haruhi have to direct Renge in everything.

            “Poor Haruhi,” said Hikaru.

            “Fools! Don’t you see what’s happening?” said Tamaki excitedly. “A room filled with the scent of baking snacks made by two, uh, best girl buddies! It’s the latest phase of our big project to get Haruhi to awaken her femininity! In such a congenial and uniquely feminine atmosphere, Haruhi will realize—”

            “Zip it, you faker,” said Renge coldly at the door.

            “Tamaki, femininity and masculinity are silly binaries,” said (Y/N), smiling and lacing their fingers. “Don’t force anyone into it.” Tamaki was just being silly since he was obviously a little bit crushing on Haruhi, but (Y/N) liked seeing him get a little nervous anyways.

            “Kyoya, Haruhi taught me how to make a commoner’s cookie,” said Renge, pleased with herself. “I must confess I’ve never baked before, so I was a little nervous.”

            “I see,” said Kyoya politely. “They have a rather deep color.” (They were black and burnt).

            “Yes, they’re a tad overdone,” said Renge. “But I know that you will say, ‘If you made it, it is a feast fit for a king!”

            Hikaru hummed doubtfully as he crunched into a burnt cookie.

            “What is this—a rock?” said Kaoru, munching on another one.

            “Not very yummy…” said Honey sadly.

            Renge growled angrily at all of them, and Honey fled to Mori.

            Hikaru and Kaoru exchanged mischievous looks before going to Haruhi’s side as she tasted her cookies. Kaoru leaned down and bit off the other end of the cookie.

            “Tasty,” he said.

            “Oh, my.” Hikaru leaned in and kissed Haruhi’s cheek to get a bit of frosting. “Let me help.”

            Haruhi deadpanned, unimpressed, while Tamaki short-circuited and began to yell at them incomprehensibly.

            “I can wipe it off myself,” said Haruhi, monotone as ever.

            “Well, her male buddies are piling up fast,” said Kyoya as he watched Tamaki’s fire return.

            “Tamaki is never satisfied,” said (Y/N), chuckling.

            “Hey, hey, bad! Very bad reaction!” said Tamaki, grabbing Haruhi’s face. “You should chastise them for their impertinence!”

            “Tepid.” Everyone looked over at Renge. “All of these character are tepid—except Kyoya.” She put her hands on her hips. “There’s no depth, no shading, no angst. Women love to swoon over tragic, handsome men. Without that, men are just silly and stupid and boring. And that will not do for Kyoya’s shop! This calls for major character revision.”

            She does realize we’re real people…right?

            “Staring with you!” Renge pointed at Honey, who had tears of fear in his eyes. “Being cute inside and out is too one-dimensional. From now on, you’re cute outside, but inside…you’re a ravening monster!”

            Honey gave a cry of fear.

            “Mori, you will hover over Honey, consumed by concern for him. Your every rare utterance will be profound!”

            So not much changes there.

            “The twins will agonize over how their similarity constrains your individuality! Especially in…yes, the basketball club!” Renge threw a basketball at the twins (Where she got that, no one would ever know).

            “Haruhi, hm, well, poor in wealth and family, yet a student at this school, that’ll do!” said Renge. Haruhi sighed.

            “But you, (Y/N), hm…we can’t copy Haruhi’s backstory—”

            “Technically, I came first,” said (Y/N), smiling.

            “—so, you will be the insecure scholarship student who uses flirting to cope with their loneliness!” said Renge.

            (Y/N) deadpanned, and Haruhi patted them on the shoulder. “I’m sorry, senpai,” she said. (Y/N) was very much the opposite of that idea.

            “And Tamaki!” Renge pointed at him. “Praised and idolized everywhere because of his appearance, he doesn’t know who he really is! ‘The Lonely King!’ ”

            “The Lonely King…” Tamaki looked very flattered and poetic all of a sudden. “It fits me perfectly.”

            “Kyoya is fine. No changes necessary,” said Renge dreamily.

            “I’m honored,” said Kyoya.

            The rest of the Host Club was unsurprised and unimpressed with her reading of him.

            “Kyoya,” said the twins. “Do something.”

            “Such as? Haruhi is in charge of her,” said Kyoya. “And look—” He gestured at Tamaki.

            “Renge! How’s this for a vision of abject loneliness?” said Tamaki, draping himself across a bench dramatically.

            “Well posed, Tamaki!” said Renge. “It would look even better in the rain!”

            “Our president’s quite into it,” said Kyoya.

            “Oh, Tamaki,” sighed (Y/N). They crossed their arms and looked at Kyoya. “Are you sure about this?”

            Kyoya smirked slightly. “Let’s just see how it goes, shall we? Could be interesting.”

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[subwonwooagenda]

Hi! Could I request smut Tamaki Such, Kyouya and one of the Hitachiin brothers (you can choose which one!) Reacting to their girlfriend try out a lingerie for the first time? Like, they kinda caught her trying it out and went wild?

Also, how are you? How have you been? I hope you have a lovely day/night and take care!!

Pretty Girl

Fem!Reader X Tamaki Suoh, Fem!Reader X Kyoya Ootori, Fem!Reader X Kaoru Hitachiin

I’m so late to write this but I’m going to do one at a time cause I love all these boys lol

Masterlist

Kyoya Ver.

Warnings: not full smuts. Tamaki’s: Oral(Fem Receiving), fingering, Tamaki speaks to reader in French, use of the word pussy, squirting.

I don’t speak French so if it’s wrong please blame google translate I will put translations 🥹 thank you for requesting!

When Tamaki returned home that evening, he wasn’t expecting the wonderful sight he met.

You didn’t hear him, too caught up in looking at yourself in the mirror of your shared room, trying to determine if the lingerie you bought while out with Haruhi and Renge looked good on you. You all but jumped out of your skin when he opened the door, not bothering to hide yourself.

“Mon amour*, im home!” He announced before he looked at you, eyes widening and face instantly reddening. You stood there, displaying yourself to him, fingers messing with the lace on your thighs in nervousness.

“What is this?” He asked softly, smiling at you encouragingly as he closed the door to your room. You shrugged, turning back to the mirror to avoid having to look at him. He, of course, didn’t like this, moving to stand behind you, wrapping his arms around your middle and resting his head on your shoulder to look at you in the mirror.

“You look beautiful, mon amour? Do you not think so?” He asked you. You thought for a bit and gave him another shrug. Some days you thought you looked beautiful but some days your brain won’t the battle and told you that you didn’t.

Tamaki sighed, pressing a kiss to your neck, running his lips up and down your throat. You whimpered softly, tilting your head to give him more access. He turns you to face him, kissing your lips as he walks you back towards the bed, “I guess I have to remind you, yet again, what I see.” He says before laying you down.

You couldn’t find it in yourself to be self conscious, not when he was looking at you laid below him like you were everything he wanted. He leaned down, kissing in the valley between your breasts, his hands reaching up to run over your mounds, smirking softly at the gasp you let out when his fingers brushed over your nipples.

“So sensitive. Si Beau.*” He said, tugging the top of your lace bra down to expose your nipples to the air. He moaned as he wrapped his lip around your right nipple, sucking and nibbling gently as his fingers pinched and pulled at your other. You closed your eyes, arching into his touch as you moaned, legs wrapping around his waist, rocking your hips up against his clothed pelvis.

He chuckled as he pulled away, trailing his kisses down your stomach, pausing at the waistband of your panties. He ran his hands down over your thigh highs, pushing your thighs up so your legs were bent. He situated himself so his face was infront of your soaked pussy, moaning deeply as he licks the wet patch on your panties, eyes rolling to the back of his head at the taste of your arousal.

“P-Please, Tama..” you whispered, trying to rock your hips up into his face, chasing any form of him you could get. He smiled up at you, hooking his fingers into the waistband of your panties, slowly tugging them down. He let them fall of your ankle before spreading your legs for him again.

You let out a gasp as he ran his tongue over your folds, one of his hands lifting up to play with your breasts. He groaned as he wrapped his lips around your clit, sucking slightly before moving his attention on your hole. He circled his tongue around it before working his way into you, moaning as you rocked your hips against his face.

“Tu es putain de délicieux.*” He mumbled as he pulled off of you for a second. He placed your legs on his shoulders, using his free hand to run a finger up and down your soaked folds before slipping his finger inside you slowly.

“That’s it baby, good girl.” He whispers to you, watching as you propped yourself up on your elbows, arching your back so beautifully. He wrapped his lips around your clit again, sucking on it as he thrusted his finger in and out of you, adding a second and a third one after a little bit.

“Keep your eyes on that mirror, love, or I’ll stop. You’re gonna watch me unravel you.” He said as your head fell back. “You’re gonna watch how beautiful you look cumming on my fingers.” He says, picking up the pace of his fingers, spreading them around inside you.

You blinked your eyes open, looking at yourself in the mirror. You had to admit, what you saw was a sight. You boyfriend on his knees at the foot of the bed, in between your thighs as your legs hung off his shoulders, your chest and stomach littered in love bites, face flushed and hair sticking to the sweat on your skin. You looked, dare you say it, beautiful.

You moaned loudly, not caring much on volume, trying your hardest to keep your eyes on the mirror. Tamaki constantly praised you, alternating between sucking your clit and stuffing his tongue in with his fingers. You could feel that little build up in your stomach begin to tighten, Tamaki knew it too, noticing the way your warm walls clenched around his fingers.

“You taste so good, baby. You look even better.” He said, sucking marks into the skin of your thighs above the thigh highs. You placed one of your hands in his hair, tugging gently at the strands. “Fuck, Tamaki…I’m so close.” You moaned out to him, feeling his fingers press on that lovely spot inside you that had you seeing stars.

He nodded his head, “Go on, mon amour, cum for me.” He said, watching as your eyes rolled to the back of your head, back arching as you screamed, that knot finally unraveling as you let go, squirting all over his fingers and mouth, soaking him from his mouth to his chest. He moaned deeply, continuing his pace with his fingers until he felt you push on his head, whimpering and twitching as the overstimulation set in.

You whimpered as he pulled his fingers out, moving to crawl on top of you, he kissed you deeply, moving your thighs to wrap around his waist as he brought you back down from your high. He whispered sweet nothings to you in between kisses until your eyes focused back on him, “There she is.” He says, holding you close to him.

“Ready for more?”

*mon amour - My love

*Si Beau - So beautiful

*Tu es putain de délicieux - You are fucking delicious

[demonslayelover]

Honey Senpai’s Cavity

This is a Mitsukuni x reader. This one shot takes place during the episode where he had his cavity.

Warnings: None

Enjoyyy~~~~

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Y/n smiles as she walks through the halls of Ouran Highschool, her (long/short) hair seemingly glowing as she walks the halls. She stops in front of a room where a sign above the door read “Music Room 3”.

She smiles knowing that this is the room she had been instructed to go ti by her mom. She opens the door gently and instead of the usual rose petals she was hit with a cry of pain as she steps in.

“Are you okay Honey~senpai?” Haruhi asks as she looks over at Y/n upon her arrival.

“No! I took a bite of cake and my tooth started hurting!” He cries as he holds his cheek in pain.

“Hm it appears Honey~senpai has a cavity.” Tamaki says as he leans down and inspects Honey~senpai’s tooth.

Mori leans down and looks at him as he feels his heart tense up when he remembers he didn’t remind Honey~senpai to brush his teeth.

“Um hi?” Y/n says awkwardly as she walks into the room and tries not to interrupt their conversation.

“Y/niieeee!” Honey~senpai cries as he runs towards her and hugs her tightly.

“Y/nnnn! My tooth hurts!” He cries as he clings to her.

“Yes Honey it’s called a cavity.” Y/n smiles as she hugs him back and pets his head slowly.

“What the what?! Who is that gorgeous girl and why is she coddling with Honey~senpai?!” Hikaru asks shocked as he looks at his twin.

“Maybe their close friends?” Haruhi suggests as she looks at them curiously.

“Ooo or maybe their enemies but only in privacy they can be intimate?!” Tamaki asks but everyone just ignores him and a pretend arrow strikes his left shoulder.

“Maybe their online friends?” Kaoru suggests as he holds his hand up to his chin in a thinking position.

“Ooo! Or maybe they’re best friends who secretly love each other and want to privately confess!” Tamaki says as a dramatic tear rolls down his eye but once again he was ignored which caused another arrow to strike him in his right shoulder.

“Maybe their families are partners?” Haruhi asks as she thinks.

“Maybe their lovers who can’t be together because of their families!” Tamaki shouts and that’s everyone’s last straw so they all yell.

“SHUT UP TAMAKI!” Even Honey~senpai yells but he cries and clutches his tooth as Y/n gently sits him down on the couch and hands him Usa~Chan.

A final arrow comes out and shoots Tamaki in the heart as he cries and heads to his mushroom growing corner.

“Honey you shouldn’t yell with your cavity.” Y/n says as she sits beside him on the couch when she feels a rattle shake her and the couch.

“Hmmm… seems like there is a secret going on in the Host Club.” Renge grins as she pops out of her hole in the ground sitting to her table with her tea cup full of commoners coffee.

“You’re still here?!” Hikaru asks as he looks at her scared.

“Yes you idiot. I’d never leave my dear Haruhi here with you hooligans.” She says rolling her eyes before her eyes meet Y/n’s.

“Oh my god! Honey~senpai has a lover?!” She shouts which finally pisses Kyoya off.

“Yes! I tried to hold my pateinede until they finished but I can’t take it. That is Y/n. She is Honey~senpai’s girlfriend.” Kyoya explains once he reaches his wits end.

The host clubs faces stay the same but after a few seconds their eyes all widen as they look back and forth from Kyoya to Honey and back to Kyoya.

“Really? He’s got a girlfriend?!” Hikaru and Kaoru ask in sync as they look at Honey and Y/n.

“Yes. It’s true. I know that look that they give each other. It’s the look of true love.” Tamaki gasps in shock as he comes to the realization.

“Huh. And how do you feel about this Mori? Did you know?” Haruhi asks the silent boy.

He nods as he smiles gently as if saying he’s happy for them.

“Then I guess it’s settled. We all were wrong.” Hikaru sighs as he looks down defeated.

“Except for Tamaki~San.” Y/n says as she smiles at them

“WHATTTTTT?!” The host clubs members (minus Mori and Kyoya since they both already knew) scream so loud it rattled the school.

“Yes me and Honey’s parents are enemies and we’re in a secret relationship. Though I guess not so secret since you all know. And we were best friends until we confessed privately and only Mori knew. And in private is the only way we can be intimate so that’s why I was coming to look for him. I just told my mom that I was coming to visit Kyoya.” Y/n smiles as she giggles softly at their shocked faces.

“Huh. For once the boss said something smart.” Kaoru says as the host club members agree.

“Yes thank you- what do you all mean for once?!” Tamaki shouts as he looks at them from his mushroom corner.

“It’s just that- well- nevermind Tamaki.” They sigh and get back to talking about Honey~senpai and his girlfriend.

That was the topic the host club stayed on for the entire day. It was just so shocking to them.

Y/n and Honey cuddled for the remainder of the day and answered questions for the host club. Mainly Y/n since Honeys cavity kept hurting but he smiled happy to be able to be with Y/n.

[pumpkinmetaphor]

other thoughts about Ouran genderswap au where they're doing a zuka club

-the theatre performances all suck. varying effort is made by any of the participants

-it is technically a theatre troupe but most people are just regular attendees because they get to hang with their preferred host afterwards because Tamaki insists on hour long meet and greets. For a school theatre troupe.

-Kyoya is so much more deranged about her future because her sister is literally getting married off when she meets Tamaki for the first time and here's Tamaki like "oh what do you mean you won't inherit? I'm an only child so even though I'm a girl I'll get everything. Though actually maybe I won't even go to college, I always thought I'd make it as a model lalalala" and Kyoya is insane about it

-Hikaru and Kaoru are actually set to inherit their matrilineal family line and therefore are mommy's specialist little princesses and probably do not get almost killed by their nanny as children because they're not left to raise themselves as much. They're still Like That though because still no one can tell them apart and they're weird and off-putting

-Renge's fujo fantasies are all fantasies about thinly veiled ecchi bait harem fan service. It's extremely unpalatable. Parodies of this frequently happen.

-is it funnier for Tamaki to be entirely unaware she's created a bisexual harem or is it funnier for her to be like I am SO beautiful that even girls love me... sigh I wish I wasn't straight so I could share my beauty with more people <- deluded

-in ep five during the fake fight, Hikaru cuts her hair off and then Kaoru makes snide comments about her dumbass bob. Then obviously Kaoru has to cut her hair off afterwards too.

-ironically college Kaoru has the exact same haircut as canon college Kaoru in that she cuts it off again. That haircut is a universal constant on both sides of the gay community I'm afraid.

-Kyoya and the twins are using the zuka club to create blackmail fodder on half the student body. Kyoya is using it for future business endeavours, to always have something up her sleeve to get ahead. Hikaru and Kaoru are just contributing to it by tricking their regulars into various compromising situations for entertainment

-when the host club tries to steal Haruhi, their response is to host a performance of a shonen sports anime to show that girls can be guys too. Mori is actually really good at baseball and takes it super seriously. Hikaru and Kaoru spend the entire time speaking in sports analogies that get increasingly innunedo-ified

-Haruhi has to be exactly the same. The majority of his dialogue doesn't even change. None of his outfits even change. Literally same font.

[ouranbutworse]

Kyoya: I haven't gotten an F since I failed recess in second grade. I was a painfully boring child.

Kaoru: You're still boring now.

Kaoru: I hope Hikaru is okay, he can get pretty insecure when he's alone.

Hikaru at the other end of the school: Kaoru? KAORU?!

Mori: When Shania Twain says "let's go girls" I feel like I could kick a door off its hinges.

Tamaki: I wasn't sure what to get Antoinette for her birthday so I bought her the same Apple watch as me so we match.

Mrs. Ootori: Fuyumi, don't get pregnant. Getting pregnant with Kyoya was the worst mistake of my life.

Kyoya: I'm right here.

Mrs. Ootori: Oh right, I forgot. Apparently I tried to kick him away, like giraffes do at the zoo.

Kyoya: ... I'm doing so well emotionally.

Tamaki: Where do babies come from?

Yuzuru: Tamaki, I'm sure we've talked about this.

Tamaki: Yeah, but I'm blanking. Two guys, right?

Kaoru: Sorry, we have to leave early, Ageha's school called, she tried to play God at the science fair again.

Tamaki: I'll pay for your lunch, Haruhi!

Haruhi: Oh, okay.

Lunchlady: That'll be 100,000 yen.

Tamaki: ...What the fuck?

Mori: I love my friends. They never demand I speak. I can go nonverbal and listen to them like they're a podcast.

Kyoya: My smartwatch just congratulated me on my run and said I burned 300 calories... I was sat down eating a cheeseburger.

Tamaki: Hikaru, Kaoru, FBI agents don't hold hands!

Hikaru: These ones do!

Kaoru: Yeah, and they sleep in the same bed!

Honey: While we were in Boston I got this 10% off coupon, it saved me $90 at a bakery!

Mori: He saved $90 on a $900 purchase, and he's still happy about it.

Kyoya: Right, I'm leaving for my doctor's appointment. Please behave while I'm gone.

Kaoru: Still trying to find your soul?

Kyoya: Oh please, they gave up on that when I was less than a year old.

Hikaru: The oneesan from the train poster I fell in love with got pregnant, so I've been crying about that for a few nights now.

Kaoru: Next time, tell a therapist that instead of me.

Renge: Hey, what did you guys get for number twelve?

Kaoru: I got eighteen.

Haruhi: I got nine point five.

Hikaru: I got Abraham Lincoln... for some reason.

Hikaru: Can we ride our new scooters outside?

Kyoya: Do whatever, I'm not your mother.

Hikaru: Okay! Weee!

Kyoya: Not in the street!

Midwife: Halloween, what a day to go into labour, eh? I'll get a nurse to wipe the face paint off.

Reiko: No, I want to look like this. I put it on after I went into labour.

Akira: Hey, I just rolled over in bed and Hikaru is here with me. Is Kaoru with you?

Renge: Let me check... yes.

Akira: Great, I'll be there in ten to make the swap.

Kyoya: I'm getting blackmailed at school...

Fuyumi: What?!

Yuuichi: Nobody blackmails our baby brother but us!

Akito: Yeah, messing with Kyoya is a privilege, not a right!

[mossiestpiglet]

Thoughts on Kyoya's development in the manga? It's nice to see him have more expressions and being unhinged towards the later chapters.

Manga kyoya is the food i was raised on

Where i really REALLY think the manga shines in the characterization of Kyoya is that it drives home that Kyoya is an important, complex, sympathetic character who is well liked by his peers for exactly who he is and has always been. There is not some secretly kind and sweet Kyoya hiding under the ambition and temper, in fact what is under there is even MORE ambition and at times a rage he physically cannot contain. And he is loved for it.

And I think this is a great creative choice with his character and one we know from the very beginning is intentional because of Renge. Her introduction serves to show who these characters aren’t going to be. In most stories, a character like Kyoya can only be liked by other characters (and the audience) if he is secretly sweet in some ways. Kyoya shatters this fantasy with a rock. There is no hidden sweetness.

This is not to say he doesn’t care, just that there is no gentleness to his care. As you say Kyoya becomes much more expressive and unhinged in some chapters of the manga because his emotions are finally so big he cannot keep them restrained at all- and it is very consistent that this is almost exclusively caused by or about Tamaki (there is only one instance I can think of where he gets particularly genuine and expressive and it’s entirely for himself, from the final chapter). But there is also a kind of care that Kyoya is consistently expressing through his work, because he is constantly putting in an extraordinary amount of work in service of the club and its members. And it takes him a while, almost to the very end of the series, to admit that he is doing this not because it will benefit his future career or the Ootori family, but because the club has become precious to him and he will do anything for it and its members.

And not only does Kyoya realize this, but even more progress for our beloved boy, he says so explicitly to Kaoru. (and Honey seems to psychically get the message too???) This I think is also one of the great strong suits of the manga over the anime: the anime really focuses in on just the relationships of characters to Haruhi or to Tamaki because of how much of the series had come out and because of needing to streamline things. The manga is much, much more about the relationships between all members of the club. Tamaki brought the pairs together, but these boys have spent two years getting to know and become friends with each other and they ALL see Kyoya for who he is and love him for it. They don’t match him and understand him as fundamentally as Tamaki does (the boys come in pairs for a reason), but they do get him better than he thinks they do and there are multiple scenes of characters other than Haruhi stunning him with how well they see through his shell.

The relationships to Honey and Kaoru are given the most attention and are the most interesting to me, but I will just discuss Kaoru for now because this is already long enough. Kaoru and Kyoya become each other’s default partner when their normal companion isn’t an option and they are really good at it. Kyoya recognizes capability and drive in Kaoru, which Kaoru always rises up to meet. And Kaoru is very vocal about complimenting Kyoya in such a way that clearly points out he sees Kyoya’s actual motives, which embarrasses Kyoya in exactly the same way that Tamaki and Haruhi are good at doing when they see right through him too. Kaoru respects Kyoya and also understands that everything he is doing is from an enormous amount of care for his friends. And unlike the way most people see the twins, Kyoya sees Kaoru as reliable and just as dedicated to their club/family as he is.

[teewritessmth]

#Instagram Au (18)

(Chunkz x f! reader)

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y/n.y/l/n loved the game man 😔❤

chunkz my girl ❤❤

--- yungfilly raahhhh

ajshabeel first person to post a ticket on social media ong

--- y/n.y/l/n shut yo rat ass 😭😭

--- ajshabeel ur hairline worse than Kenny's 💀

--- kingkennytv yeah jokes man

ksi 💪❤

--- ynfan I am convinced he likes her.

--- drinkuprimeu with a full stop as well.

--- jose nah like he's always liking and commenting

--- ksiclips you retards when u realise platonic relationships exist : 😬😬

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y/n.y/l/n out with the girlies (and boyies)

hudabeauty oh babe ❤

lOv3maria 😭❤❤

chunkz y'all know the mandem and the gyaldem together now

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chunkz 1 : Got cooking lessons 2: Aftermath 3: Me now

deji man is WHIPPED for his girl

--- ajshabeel very poor choice of words

--- kingkennytv that too in February dawg

nikoomilana lil reng sayeed is also in this post guys, show him some love

--- ndlqz omg hey niko 👁️👄👁️

--- blublu @ndlqz not u again 😭😭

--- btsqd @ndlqz biggest niko fan confirmed ✅

[echoingvoice]

CALLING ANY 16-18 YEAR OLDS WHO WANNA OURAN RP WITH ME AND MY COUSIN MEL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

okay so me and my cousin want to rp with other ouran fans but we don’t know anyone who likes ouran and we can’t find anyone on discord!

so if your in the age bracket and available to do silly rps with me and mel feel free to comment or message me!

me and mel have already taken the roles of kyoya and honey (and maybe the twins?) but any other host is fine!

i’ll list the available hosts here and edit it if any roles are taken :3

tamaki suoh

haruhi fujioka

hikaru hitachiin

kaoru hitachiin

takashi morinozuka

renge houshakuji

ritsu kasanoda

(also i forgot to put this in but i’m 16 and mel is 18)

so yea just comment or dm if you wanna roleplay with us X3

also heres some art mel made hehe

(i love how i’m holding him like “alright elder, now introduce yourself”)

[cherryblossompink303]

Patience: ~Tamaki's Unwitting depression~

➼ pairing: Kyoya Ootori x Reader ➼ summary: For a group of hosts some club members are only just realising what love feels like ➼ what to expect:  "Darling I have been doing this long before we met" ➼ warnings: n/a ➼ Part Twenty one | Part Twenty three

Tamaki's Unwitting Depression!

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"Peeping tom!" "You saw-" "-Didn't you Bossa Nova?"

Kasanoda is leaning against the door to support himself under shaking legs "No, I didn't see! I mean, I caught a glance, yeah, but it was all so fast that I didnt- It was just an accident I swear to you that i'm not a pervert!"

"Of course you would say that, sure sign of a guilty conscience" Honey chooses to be menacing for once.

Kasanoda finally manages to pick himself up "So then, fujioka's a girl?"

"Red alert, he's onto Haruhi's little secret" "That's not good, so let's hear it"

"How much of her maidenly terra incognita did you actually see?"

"Well she was changing so i saw her underwear"

The twins begin to freak out "You saw Haruhi's underwear?" Tamaki gasps, clearly on the verge of a crisis

"So what do we do?" "There's only one thing to do. We have to induce amnesia" Kaoru grabs Kasanoda so that Hikaru can batter up to hit him.

"That's enough you two" Kyoya steps forward, arriving slightly late along with you. "Leave assault and battery to the professionals"

"What are you made of ice? how can you be so calm about this? I bet if it was y/n you'd make a big deal"

"Look! The boss is so deep in shock, he's regressing" Hikaru points to tamaki who is practically comatose at this point.

Kyoya sighs, pushing up his glasses "Well, now that the proverbial cat is out of the bag, let's talk, Haruhi is compelled to hide the fact that she's a girl due to certain mitigating circumstances. While we can't physically force you to cooperate exactly, there is something i would like for you to bear in mind. Coming from the type of family you do I'm certain you hear all sorts of juicy little rumors, enough to know what's true and what is not. Take the Ootori family's private police force, the black onion squad, it is said that they can be mobilised against our enemies in the blink of an eye. You have heard of them right?"

Haruhi finally steps out, now dressed "Come on guys, stop scaring Casanova. Sorry about all this. Look it's alright, it doesn't matter to me you can tell whoever you want to"

"Well well bossa nova" "Since you know she's a girl, are you in love?"

Kaoru's question seems to break Tamaki sending him spiralling. You lean over to Kyoya "You're getting quite good at this now" you whisper. He smirks "Darling I have been doing this long before we met"

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You had to admit that you did not expect Kasanoda to return the next day, you certainly did not expect him to waltz in, sit down and request haruhi. Even the girls started freaking out not to mention renge who rises up out the floor once again.

"The geniune article, at last"

The girls run up "Renge, is it true? is he really" "Could he rally be that kind of persuasion?"

You lean forward in your seat, taking a sip of coffee "Well this certainly is an interesting twist" You note, although Kyoya was not taking much notice, too busy filing through old Ootori hospital documents.

"Hello Kasanoda, so you're our guest today huh?" Haruhi happily wanders over with a teaset, sitting next to him. You sigh as you realise she has no clue why he's here.

"Uh, that's right"

"Would you like to have some tea? How much sugar do you usually have?"

"Let me help!"

"Now, now, you're our guest it's okay" Haruhi pours him a cup "So, tell me, is this your first time in place like this?"

"You sure have this down huh?"

"Trust me it did not come naturally at all, at least not a first but then I realised if i just sat back and had fun with it, everthing sort of fell into place on it's own"

The twins, more particularly Hikaru was growing increasingly frustrated "Hey don't just sit there Kyoys-senpai, get him out of here!" "If he's getting along with his goons so well now, why does he need to be here in the first place?"

Kyoya shrugs "He has kept Haruhi's secret so far, and as he is afterall a paying guest I can see no reason to eject him."

"But the other guests are afraid!"

You laugh "Oh no I think not, just look" You nod over to the girls fawning over the scene.

"Hello sumire? Forget about your stupid violin lesson, I'm telling you this is a one in a million chance to witness something truly amazing!"

"see? We're just fine, thanks to him, we may even set a new record" Kyoya adds. "You money grabbing enabler"

You all look back over to Haruhi and Kasanoda "Would you like another cup of tea?"

"Uh, yes, Thank you"

"Oh no she's giving him that adorable smile" "The one that no man can resist"

You raise an eyebrow "No man? Or just you two and Tamaki?" The twins gape at you.

"Wow, usually you guys wouldn't waste any time interrupting the two of them" Honey watches in awe "Yeah, but our hands are tied, after our screw up in Karuizawa Haruhi would never forgive us if we butted in" "Karuizawa was really your screw up Hikaru"

The twins turn back to Tamaki "Hey boss? Are you done being shell shocked yet?" "Yeah we could really use our king right about now" They drag him up "Go get him!" They yell, throwing him upwards.

"Tamaki-senpai?" Haruhi questions as he robot walks his way up to the two of them. "Um just what exactly are you doing?" He moves between the two of them.

"Hey if you want to sit down do it there" Haruhi moves him "You can play with this as a distraction. It's a little freebie I got at the supermarket when i went for instant coffee earlier" Tamaki fiddles with the trinket, mechanically unlooping them "Look, I solved it haruhi"

"wow that was fast, okay, now try and see if you can put them back together" Tamaki fiddles more

"That moron" Hikaru rolls his eyes, pulling out his phone to call him "Earth to boss! Will you snap out of it already? The longer you sit there like an idiot playing robot, the worse this situation becomes for all of us! Now listen to me carefully, you can't let this happen, if she and that two-bit thug hit it off, she'll become a mob wife!" This seems to break Tamaki out of his trance.

Tamaki slams his hands against the coffee table to stand. "Daddy won't stand for that!"

"Uhh please don't do this"

"Bossa nova! Just what are you trying to do here? You established a bond with your henchmen didn't you? Why aren't you with them right now? what about kick the can? You remember that? You should be out there enjoying life to the fullest with your friends, while you're still young enough to appreciate it, before it all slips away from under your nose! Whya re you harrasing my Haruhi! As her father, I forbid you to see her!"

"Wait what?"

You sigh, pinching the bridge of your nose, this is going to end in tears.

"You're telling me that you're Fujioka's dad? You have got to be kidding me. That's just impossible"

"Oh no"

"Well, we might not be related by blood "

"Okay so what, are you married to her mom then?"

"No, i've actually never met the woman"

"So i guess you aren't really her father then, are you?"

You and kyoya brace yourselves for tamaki to break at any moment. which he does.

"Wah! Tama-chan! I'll catch you" Honey runs up. "He's right you know? strictly speaking, i'm not Haruhi's real father"

"uh, strictly speaking or otherwise"

"I need to sort this out"

"Sort out what exactly?"

"If supposeing I'm not my haruhi's daddy after all..."

"We don't have to suppose it boss"

"Then how can it be that I find her so utterly adorable?" Oh this is worse than you thought "What are you talking about?"

"When she is with another man why is it that I become so insanely jealous, i'm not her father, i have no right to be so protective" Oh this is so bad, he really had no idea.

"So tell me what is with the whole 'making haruhi your wife one day' thing?"

"I know! Daddies don't typically want to marry their little girls when they grow up do they? "

"What about keeping her from kissing anyone?"

"I only wanted to preserve those precious lips"

"Preserve? really? That's a very interesting choice of word sir, you think everything is okay now, and having this family setting will keep it all from changing right?"

"I don't understand"

"Actually he has a point" Kyoya speaks up from next to you "I mean you're delusional, yes, any halfwit could see that but who knew you were so..." You roll your eyes, crouching down in front of Tamaki

"Tamaki, sweetie, have you considered that maybe that you think of haruhi as something other than a daughter and are trying to bury it under something less scary to admit?" Tamaki stares back at you with a blank face.

"In some ways Tamaki is kinda like my dad" Haruhi says to Kasanoda, which seems to reset Tamaki who chuckles "Did you hear that? apparently in some ways I am like haruhi's father"

"Well, to be more precise, I think what she's saying is, that while you and her father do share some personality straits, in actuality-"

"I've got it! I've got it now! I'm like a father to her!"

You sigh, placing your forehead against your knees "Well, I tried"

"And we've lost him yet again"

"Fujioka, do you think that we could maybe do this more often? Because I was thinking since you entertain girls all day long it might kind of give you a break from all that, you know, if i came around. I mean if, if you want that is"

"Absolutely, that way, you and I could get more acquainted"

Tamaki gasps, the girls hold their breaths.

"Fujioka, i, i've got something i want to tell you. I just wanted to tell you....that i'm...."

"That you're excited to have someone you can relate to, aren't you?"

"Oh Haruhi you sweet summer child" You mutter.

"i know I sure am" She stands "A conversation like this is a rare thing for me, we're going to be great friends"

The girls murmur in pity of kasanoda, fawning over him.

"Of course the two of us are going to be friends! Best of friends forever!"

The girls well up in heartbreak for him, piling around him. leaving Tamaki on his knees with you still crouched down in concern next to him "What's the matter Tamaki?" Kyoya also crouches down next to you, looking at him like two concerned parents look at a toddler.

"When I think about how bossa nova must have been feeling my heart goes out to him a little"

"that's strange isn't it? I mean as haruhi's father, you shouldn't feel sympathy for the man who tried to take your precious little girl away now should you?" you nudge him "Not helping"

"On the contrary, i think it is"

Next time on patience 'And so Kyoya met her!'

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