#remus teasing

[calamitoustide]

james would 100% drunk text regulus like this

[until-the-house-shakes]

A little NSFW Moonwater

regulus has a competency kink. So remus quotes classic literature and poetry while they’re having sex

[rosekillerbf]

sirius has a mixtape with “Sirius’ cool hardcore punk-rock” written on it, with a black skull drawn next to the title in Sharpie

There is not a single hardcore punk-rock song on that tape, it’s all songs that remind him of Remus. From Remus’ favourite songs, to love songs that make him think of Remus, to the song he thinks should be their first dance. It’s sappy and adorable and Sirius thinks he’s being all cool and mysterious but Remus is absolutely aware of it

[uhhlifeig]

Quidditch Pitch - Nov. 27 - word count: 710 - @wolfstarmicrofic

The Gryffindor stands were buzzing with energy as the players zoomed onto the Quidditch pitch. 

Up in the commentator’s box, Remus Lupin adjusted the enchanted microphone and smiled. “Welcome to today’s match: Gryffindor versus Slytherin!” His voice echoed over the stadium. “Let’s hope no one dies today, yeah?”

McGonagall was shaking her head exasperatedly beside him.

Remus sighed. The introductions were always the most boring part. “On the Gryffindor side, we have Alex Brown, Mackenzie Glen, and James Potter, Chasers. Our Beaters are Sirius Black and Marlene McKinnon, and Cassidy West and Noah Logsden as Keeper and Seeker respectively.”

Sirius tilted his broom in a mock bow towards the dirty blonde when Remus said his name.

“On the Slytherin side,” the werewolf continued, “we have Dorcas Meadowes, Mark Sanders, and Darcy Avery as Chasers, Kim Johnson and Carmilla Rivers as Beaters, Jackson Mulciber as Keeper, and their Seeker is Regulus Black. Yes, another Black! Because one wasn’t enough, apparently.”

Regulus scowled at the commentary box, adjusting his gloves.

“And they’re off!” Remus announced as Madam Hooch blew her whistle. The players soared into the air, James immediately snatching the Quaffle.

“Potter has the Quaffle- shockingly, not his biggest achievement today. He managed to  not fall on his face this morning, folks. It’s a miracle.”

James threw him a dirty look as he dodged a Bludger.

“Oh, McKinnon with a fantastic hit! That’s right, show them how Gryffindor Beaters roll.”

Meanwhile, Regulus darted across the pitch. Remus just managed to catch a glimpse of his face before he flew away.

“And there’s the younger Black giving us all a masterclass on brooding while flying. A true Slytherin strategy- if they can’t win, they’ll look better losing.”

James shot toward the goalposts, weaving through the Slytherin defense with Sirius taking out anyone who got too close.

“Potter goes for it- he shoots, he scores!” Remus cheered. “Look at him. So proud of himself. That’s Gryffindor ten, Slytherin zero!”

A few moments passed without any excitement- until a well-aimed Bludger from Sirius sent the Quaffle spiraling out of a Slytherin’s grasp. James dove to intercept.

“Look at older Black and McKinnon proving that teamwork makes the dream work! And Potter- oh, look at that catch! Someone’s showing off.”

Remus watched as Sirius and Regulus crossed paths mid-air, gazes locking briefly before the younger flew away in search of the Snitch.

“And there’s the Black brothers, sharing a tender sibling moment,” the werewolf drawled. “Truly touching. Almost makes you forget they’re trying to knock each other out of the sky.”

James’s next pass was intercepted by a Slytherin Chaser, who charged toward the Gryffindor goalposts.

“Finally, some action from Slytherin! And there goes West, looking vaguely concerned. Can she- oh, no, she can’t. Goal for Slytherin. It’s ten-all, folks!”

A Bludger shot past his friend by mere inches, Sirius swerving out of the way when he saw it hurtling at him. Remus breathed out a breath of relief, announcing, “Sirius Black narrowly avoids a Bludger! Shocking reflexes from a man who tripped over his own feet this morning.”

A cheer sounded as Marlene sent Carmilla reeling with a Bludger to the shoulder.

“McKinnon, good job,” Remus said, his grin audible. “Show those Slytherins who’s boss around here.”

Eventually, Regulus dove for the ground, looking as if he had spotted the Snitch. Noah followed him, but the moment he realized it was a feint, he swerved upwards.

“And Baby Black pulls a Wronski Feint! Probably trying to pull more than that today, if you know what I mean,” Remus remarked with a sly tone.

Despite the chaos, the match pressed on.

“And that’s Potter with another goal- I think his ego is taking over, folks.”

Noah suddenly shot forwards, having spotted the Snitch. Regulus tailed him, but the Gryffindor grabbed it a millisecond before the younger Black brother would have, cinching a win.

Remus leaned back in his chair, smiling. “And that’s the game, folks! Gryffindor takes it, thanks to teamwork, skill, and, let’s face it, sheer dumb luck. Better luck next time, Slytherin. ”

He started a timer in his mind. One, two, three…

Sirius flew right in front of the commentary box, grinning broadly. “I guess that good luck kiss really did work, Moony.”

[angelwiththeblue-box]

screaming at the new sanders asides episode i love their dynamics so much

(closeups under the cut)

taglist: @thedrowningpoetofdionysus @thedragonemperess @genuine-possum @dramabeansoup @blueskiesandstarrynights @depressedtransguy (lemme know if u want to be added or removed)

[lulublack90]

Prompt 15 - Release

@jegulus-microfic June 15, Word count 588

Previous part First part

They were meeting his parents at the fun fair and then following them back to theirs for dinner. 

“Hi Mum, hi Dad,” He waved above the crowd as they picked up their tickets and headed towards them. Effie grabbed him, but instead of pulling him in for a hug she pulled his shirt up and spun him around. “Mum! What are you doing?!” James yelped as he tried to tug his shirt back down. 

“Just checking dear,” She said with a straight face. 

“Mum!” James groaned in embarrassment as he looked apologetically at Remus, who was trying to keep a straight face.

"Can't be too careful what with all these crazed doctors needing kidneys for their patients." Monty chuckled, clapping his hand on Remus's shoulder. 

When she finally stopped manhandling him, James pecked a kiss on her cheek as well as his dad, Regulus and a rather shocked Remus, before grabbing Sirius and running towards the tallest ride they could find. 

Sirius was the brother he never had. He had the same slightly mental need for fun and their sense of humour was on par. 

He looked at the leg twister, a huge roller coaster that dangled you below the track and the force of the turns literally twisted your legs. He caught Sirius’s eye and nodded his head at it, Sirius wiggled his eyebrows in answer and, without words, he knew exactly what Sirius was saying. They ran forward to get in line. 

It was amazing. He’d been thrown back into his seat and had no control over his legs. He and Sirius had woohoo’d the whole way around and with their arms flung above their heads. After it was over, they waited patiently for the man to come around and release them from their seats. James’s hair was stuck up like he’d been electrocuted, while Sirius looked perfectly windswept, and he could have just walked off the set of a photoshoot. He was only jealous for a split second before he was back to being excited. Sirius had pointed out the second-biggest ride. 

“Wait, does this go backwards?!” Sirius asked, looking up at the carts that were indeed hurtling around the track backwards. James looked at him and all they needed was a curl of their lips, and they were sprinting towards it. They ran straight past Regulus and Remus, who had the biggest candy floss sticks he'd ever seen. 

“Hi, love,” He waved on the way past. 

James and Sirius must have been on every ride at least twice. And they would have gone again, but both of their phones pinged at the same time. 

‘Oi, hurry up. Remus and I are starving, and your mum keeps talking about the meatballs she’s made, and your dad is actively trying to kill me with his descriptions of the chocolate cake he's made. It oozes chocolate James, oozes! Remus is literally foaming at the mouth. I worry about my safety.’ 

The message from Regulus made him smile broadly. He showed it to Sirius and Sirius showed him the less polite version Remus had sent. 

“Dr Lupin, you treat patients with that mouth?” James laughed as he handed Sirius his phone back. 

They made one last pit stop before they went back to the car and their waiting boyfriends. James just hoped that Regulus was still in one piece left alone with a ravenous Remus, who James had on good authority, was a biter. James did not ask Sirius to explain further as they hurried towards the exit.  

Next part

[mbsoblack]

Sirius: You know you had a good meal when you can't walk or stand straight after it

Remus: Hm, with you it works in other way as well

Sirius: What?

Remus: ...

Sirius: REMUS!!

James: Can you both shut up?! I'm still trying to finish my breakfast!!

[soulfullives]

“how about breakfast at one in the afternood?” james asked, sitting crosslegged on the toilet lid.

“‘fy’gopick’tup,” sirius mumbled.

“i didn’t catch that, mate,” he smiled sweetly up to his friend. “and, besides, i thought it was rather impolite of one to talk while their toothbrush was still in their mouth.”

sirius spat out the toothpaste, then cleared his mouth with water. “i said if you go pick it up. and you shouldn’t be the one complaining, shower concert.”

james rolled his eyes. “reckon i could make wormtail wake up and join me.”

“he’s still asleep, so i doubt that,” sirius said, leading the way out of the bathroom and rolling down on remus’ bed. “he’ll just be complaining about you waking him up again.”

“wha’s that?” remus asked, bleary eyed, propping himself up with his elbow, his back still pressed to the mattress.

“james suggested having breakfast at this great hour. oh, and i snogged a girl to the dorm last night,” sirius rolled his eyes, “or so i’ve heard.”

“if you did, poor her, because you fell asleep the second your cheek hit the pillow,” james said, jovially, giving peter a friendly shake. “come on, drag your arse out of bed so we can get breakfast, mate!”

after fifteen minutes of thorough complaining, the two of them left the dorm, closing the door behind them.

“how much time’s that, anyway?” remus asked, his lips pressed to sirius’ already, who pulled himself up on his knees, the mattress dipping under the weight of both of them.

“who cares,” he answered, moving his hand to remus’ neck. ever since they’d started doing that, it seemed like neither of them could get enough of it. which was unfortunate, considering the fact that neither of their friends knew (or, remus suspected, james knew, yet he decided to be sensible enough and say nothing) and that their time alone was extremely limited (and therefore, valuable).

remus chuckled against sirius’ lips, and almost felt him roll his eyes at him.

“so, tell me, who’ve you snogged last night, mate?”

[local-space-case]

sanders sided trending after like a year and half is WILD…sure hope this doesn’t reawaken that four years long special interest—

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

Cw: v suggestive and sexual language

Something me and a friend said today that has a very comedic them energy:

Virgil: I can't believe I get paid to finger an ice cream machine

Remus: ;)

Virgil: shut up that's an accurate description

(For context the ice cream machine at my job likes to freeze up at the end of the day, which mean ice cream evolves into literal ice and we can't clean the machine until it gets unfrozen. So at least once a week I have to stick my finger through the dispenser tube to see if the machine is frozen or to check if the ice cream is just stuck.)

-🐀

Ps: I have to clarify: this is ONLY at the end of the day when we close so no ice cream is being served after I stick my fingers in the tube

I'm sure the machine would gladly tip Vee and you for your services if it could XD /light hearted /teasing

[neverenoughmarauders]

Because it is too cute <3

'Shut it,' Potter said, scowling at Black as they exited the classroom of Madame Maxwell.

'I haven't said a thing,' Black said, smirking.

'Let's keep it that way,' Potter said, as all the Gryffindors headed towards the History of Magic classroom.

'So,' Black said in a seemingly casual tone, 'Madame Maxwell is really something, isn't she.'

Potter nodded, carefully: 'She's the real deal.'

'And really pretty, if you're into older women. Mind you, compared to your mum she must be quite young.'

Black ducked to avoid Potter's fist.

'What did you do that for? I am just saying, I can understand why you'd find such a refined lady attract - ouch.' This time, Potter had found his target.

'Oh stop it, Black,' Mary Macdonald said, 'I think it's cute how Potter blushed every time she spoke to him.'

'Watch it, Macdonald,' Potter growled.

[spoondoodles]

Do you see my vision yet?

[waltzreprise]

#WolfstarComfortfest2024

Day 24: Road Trip 🔥

I'm late again sorry 🙃

I hope you like it ❤️

[evermoreismychild]

Sirius: *finds out about james and regulus*

Sirius: I CANT BELIEVE THIS

Sirius: YOU BROTHERFUCKING TRAITOR

Sirius: I GUESS ITS TRUE WHEN THEY SAY DONT TRUST ANYONE BECAUSE I TRUSTED YOU JAMES AND YOU BETRAYED ME

Sirius: IM SO ANGRY I CANT EVEN LOOK AT YOU

Sirius: I CANT BELIEVE—

Remus: weren’t you just betting $50 they’d get together by christmas?

Sirius:

James:

Regulus:

[trashyswitch]

Day 19: Arms Up

Roman and Remus are playing a game of 'Arms Up'. Everytime Roman lowers his arms, Remus has to tickle him anywhere, mercilessly for 5 minutes. It doesn't take long for Roman to quickly realize how much of a brutal tickler his brother is...

God...when your own teases in your own fics start to effect you too...That's when you know you may have made a mistake...XD Regardless...I hope you enjoy!

Remus had placed down a tiny collection of tools to help him get the job done. He had an old fashioned timer, and plenty of energy to let out. “Okay. You ready?” Remus asked. Roman had looked at the tools for only 2 seconds…and was already a giggling, blushing mess. “Ohoho nohoho…Cohome on, why did you have to bring those into the game?!” Roman asked. 

“Because it’s funny! And I need a way to win too.” Remus argued playfully back to him. 

“Buhut you do! For heaven's sake, you have nails!” Roman reminded him. “...Well yeeaah…” Remus mumbled, blowing on his nails playfully. “But you know me. Tools are a good addition to a game like this!” Remus told him. 

Roman bit his lip. “Ihi guess…” he muttered. 

“Alright.” Remus slammed his hands onto either side of the carpet. “Your goal is to keep your arms up for as long as possible. If you drop your arms for any reason, then you get 5 minutes of additional tickles.” Remus told him. Roman tensed up, and covered his mouth. “Ohono…” He mumbled. 

Remus smirked and wiggled his fingers at him. “Does that mean you’re ready?” Remus asked. 

Roman let out a sigh to calm down, and lifted his hands up above his own hand. “Okay. Ready.” Roman replied. 

Remus nodded and started the stopwatch. “Go!” Remus touched his fingers down on Roman’s armpits the moment the stopwatch began. Roman jumped and froze in place, his surprise evident on his face. “OH-” Roman gasped and squeaked helplessly as he felt both sets of fingers gliding down his armpits to his ribs. “eeEEEEHEHEHEEEEK!” Roman shouted. 

“Kiiitchy kitchy koooo~” Remus teased, bringing his fingers uuuup and doooown his ribs. “Let the tiiiickles completely destroooy yoooouu.” Remus teased. 

Roman clenched his fists and shook his head. “Sssstahahahap!” Roman reacted. 

“Are you going to keep going for a while longer?” Remus lowered his fingers down the armpits to his middle ribs. “Or…Are you going to give up and lower those arms for me?” Remus asked with a big, evil smirk as he raised his fingers back up to his armpits. Roman’s arms finally fell down, crushing Remus’s hands under his armpits as Roman giggled helplessly on the ground. “Hehehehehehe- Dahahahang ihihihihit.” Roman yelled. 

Remus gasped as he removed his hands and stopped the stopwatch. “Success!” he exclaimed, before cracking his knuckles. “34 seconds!” Remus declared. “Now for the most ticklish 5 minutes of your life~!” Remus declared next, before turning on the timer. “5 minutes starts NOW!” Remus shouted as he started skittering his fingers all over Roman’s belly and sides. Roman wheezed rolled onto his side, laughing and cackling loudly as he tried to cover up his ticklish spots. “WAHAHAHA! COHOHOHOME OHOHOHOHON!” Roman shouted. 

Remus smiled. “Coochy coochy coochy coo, Ro-Ro~!” Remus teased. “Which side tickles more? Left side?” Remus squeezed the left side.

Roman gasped and squealed, shaking his head as he snorted and giggled. “PLEHEHEHEHEASE!” Roman pleaded. 

“Oooor the right side?” Remus asked next, squeezing his right side. 

Roman snorted and giggled, covering his mouth with his hands. “MMMM! MMMHMHMHMHMMM!” He screamed, all muffled. 

Remus smiled and turned Roman onto his back before taking in a deep breath. “Raspberry incoming!” Remus yelled before blowing a raspberry. 

Roman screeched. “WaitWAITWAAHAHAHAHA! NAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Roman screamed, unable to stop Remus no matter what he tried. “PLEEHEEHEEHEEHEASE! HEHEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHAHAHA!” Roman cackled super loudly. 

Remus giggled and looked at the timer, right as it went off. 

[BEEP-BEEP! BEEP-BEEP! BEEP-BEEP!]

Remus turned off the timer and rubbed his hands together. “Now: Another round of ‘arms up’?” Remus asked him. 

Roman was too busy giggling and holding his knees in fetal position, to answer Remus’s question. “Hehehe…Hohohohold ohohon…” Roman muttered. 

“Still alive?” Remus asked. “I didn’t kill you, did I?” He asked. 

“Nohoho. Yohou didn’t.” Roman replied. 

“Aww fuck…I failed my one mission in life.” Remus muttered, annoyed. 

Roman giggled a little more and rolled himself over onto his back. “Alright. Another round!” Roman declared, placing his hands above his head. 

Remus chuckled and readied his hands. “Round 2?” Remus clarified. 

Roman nodded. “Go for it.” 

Remus clicked the start button on the stopwatch before touching his hands into his armpits again. “Tickle-tickle-tickle-tickle-tickle~!” Remus teased, fluttering his fingers in the hollows of his armpits. 

“OhoHOHO NAHAHAHAHA! HEHEHEHEHEEE!” Roman laughed, struggling to keep his arms up. 

“You struggling yet, Romulus?” Remus teased. 

Roman nodded his head while clenching his fists. “Yehehes! Whahahat doho yohohou thihihihink?!” He asked. 

“I think you’re too ticklish to survive this game.” Remus admitted. 

“FIHIHIGHT MEHEEEE!” Roman shouted back. 

“Okay!” Remus removed his fingers for a moment, and started moving his index fingers closer and closer to the hollows of Roman’s armpits. Roman widened his eyes and looked back and forth at the fingers. He could see them visibly getting closer to his armpits, knowing he would have to make a choice to either risk getting destroyed with tickles and being unable to cover up his armpits, or lower his arms down and get another 5 minutes of tickles. 

Roman held his breath and tensed up, awaiting the fingers in his armpits. Remus noticed his moment of bravery, and decided to have a little fun. He brought his fingers back and grabbed a tool from the tiny collection. Adjusting it, Remus brought the tool up to Roman’s belly button, and clicked the button. 

BzzzZZZZZ! 

“GAH!! HAHAhahahAHAHA!” Roman cackled, clenching his fists again and shaking his head left and right helplessly. “NOOOHOHOHO FAHAHAHAIRRR!” Roman shouted at him. 

“All is fair in a game of ‘Arms up’!” Remus replied with a smirk. 

Roman finally threw his arms down to cover up his armpits. Remus pulled his fingers out and stopped the stopwatch. “45 seconds! You beat your first record by 11 seconds!” Remus reacted. 

Roman was hugging his arms, unable to contain his giggles as he kicked his feet like a ballerina. 

Seeing Roman’s feet kicking like this, gave Remus an idea. He grabbed the hairbrush from his collection and brought his foot into a headlock. “5 minutes of tickles, starts NOW!” Remus started the timer and spun the hairbrush in his finger before ‘brushing’ his foot. 

“Wait, WHAT?! eeEEEHEHEHEEEK!” Roman yelled, kicking Remus’s back with his other free foot. 

“Goodness, I forgot how ticklish your feet are!” Remus reacted, continuing to brush the arch of his foot. 

Roman pulled on his foot desperately as he struggled to overcome the tickles. It was usually really, really difficult to get out of Remus’s grip when he’s overcome with motivation. And this time was no different. He held his head with his hands and shook his head wildly, unable to explain just how ticklish his foot was. Remus knew this very well, and happily exploited this fact often. 

But as if it couldn’t get worse…Remus pulled out a blending pencil and started poking it right in between his toes. And OOOOOH MY GOD, did that ruin the man! Roman had gone completely silent after only a couple pokes! His toes were just way too ticklish to be touched, let alone tickled! 

[BEEP-BEEP! BEEP-BEEP! BEEP-BEEP! BEEP-BEEP!] 

Roman went completely limp the moment he heard the alarm go off. He could not be more thankful to hear such a sound. The most annoying sound in the world…was like beautiful piano music in his ears. He thanked the stars he hadn’t died at the hands of his brother on this blessed day. 

“Another round of arms up?” Remus asked him. 

Roman shook his head persistently. “Nohoho. Nohoway. No way…” Roman replied. “Not again.” 

Remus tilted his head. “R-Really?” He asked. “Not even a little?” He clarified. Roman shook his head. “Nuh uh! You’re brutal as a tickler.” Roman replied. 

Remus’s face began to soften slightly. It began to dawn on him that maaaaybe he was tickling him a little too harshly. He began to think of ways to make it up to his twin brother…Maybe…

Maybe some revenge is in order? 

Remus switched out the electric toothbrush head and placed it down in the pile. He pushed the tools over to Roman with a big smile, before laying himself down close by and placing his arms above his own head. “Okay. Your turn!” Remus told him. 

Roman blinked in surprise and was taken aback. Was…Was Remus…giving him the tools…to tickle him? Roman looked down at the tools, before looking back up at Remus. “R-Really?” Roman asked. 

“Yeah! I wanna play too.” Remus admitted. 

Roman narrowed his eyes at him, before crossing his arms. “How do I know you won’t attack me the moment I tickle you?” Roman asked, well aware of Remus’s usual methods of cheating. 

Remus summoned a red ribbon around his wrists and placed them above his head. “There. No tickle-backs.” Remus replied. 

Roman rolled his eyes. “I know you too well…you’re perfectly capable of tickling me, even if your hands are tied.” Roman reminded him. “Well…” Remus thought for a moment…before letting out an awkward chuckle. “Okay, maybe that’s true. But…give me a chance.” Remus told him. “This is your one time to get me back. Take it, or you may lose that chance.” Remus told him. 

Roman hesitantly scooted himself up to Remus. He slowly picked up the feather duster that was hidden amidst the collection, and fluttered it on his belly with great uncertainty. Remus’s giggles filled the room for a little bit. This was his attempt to show Roman that he wasn’t playing him. He was going to let him tickle him. 

Remus’s laughter was enough to convince Roman to keep going. He slowly grew a smile as he fluttered the feather duster on his belly and sides more, before moving up to his armpit. The moment Remus guffawed at the armpit tickles, Roman was fully confident. He picked up the stopwatch, and clicked the start button. Roman was going to take advantage, and completely wreck this man with every tickle tool he had at his disposal. 

And he was going to enjoy every single second of it. 

[myriadparacosm]

Legend of Zelda AU Twilight Princess because it's the best game

Remus as Link (with the little pointy ears and earrings) going from being a ranch boy, teaching the children of his town to save the world with a gremlin on his back: Sirius Black, a weird little creature that Remus definitely tried to smack in surprise because it looks like a wild dog mixed with a very mouthy child with black fur, hair?, that looks very much alive and keeps pinching his arse when he doesn't look.

Sirius wants to use Remus to get revenge but that's quickly forgotten because he feels guilty over using Remus and definitely falls in love with the hero of light. Plus he loves riding Remus even if it's only as a wolf and as a human once he gets rid of that curse.

Remus is thrown into a 'destiny of the hero' that he absolutely hates but Lily, his childhood friend, got kidnapped and when he tried to save her becomes a monster, a wolf which is horribly painful and gave him scars, and the only person who helps him and doesn't try to kill him is the weirdest creature he has ever met. So now he has to be a bloody hero and save the world.

What really troubles Remus is his treatorous heart whenever Sirius cracks a joke, teases him or worse they talk and share their thoughts through their adventure. He knows that Sirius has secrets but for all he knows that half-animal half-small creature sounds like an adult but Remus has no idea what he really is.

He absolutely can't fall in love Sirius. Maybe Remus is somehow magical too what with his 'destiny' but it's not like being a wolf is anything better and Remus wants to stay human - that's until he realises that Sirius was cursed into that body and has an actual grown and absolutely breathtaking one and that makes everything worse.