#refusing to give it back and threatens to dump it at a random shelter if selina doesnt pay her

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I just imagine dick having a whole dance battle with the other batkids around duke in this scenario and after a while some villains notice and decide what the hell and join in on the dance battle which eventually snow balls into Harley and dick having an aggressive contest to see who's the better gymnest between them and they don't even stop when the justice league appears

They only stop when Bruce threatens to toss Harley in jail just for annoying him on this specific day and Harley is just like you can't do that I've done no crimes tonight and Bruce is like knowing you you've done something so you really want me to start investigating and seeing what comes up

Harley then whips to Nightwing and is like this isn't over you haven't won

And the batkids are just trying not to laugh

At some point the Bat Signal breaks. This leads to Duke standing on the roof, directing/projecting light into the sky (idk how his powers work) while one of the other kids stands in front and strikes ridiculous poses until Batman finally shows up just to stop them.

They got in trouble once because they didn’t know the JLA was in town for something, and they needed Batman’s credit card for late night snacks, and summoned him by doing a conga line around Duke until Batman showed up with JLA in tow, looking extremely tired and done with his children.