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[cyanbugremix]

"Heating Up In The Night With Your Vampire" Porter HBS Audio spoilers (if you haven't watch it yet):

First off, a county fair/carnival date!!!! That's such a vibe for Porter omg

"Has anyone ever told you, you look ravishing in cheap neon light" -> why was that so romantic O.O bro?!?

Andandand his "so let's be stupid together" i'm smiling.

So funnel cake is his favorite fair treat-

AAW he admitted that he enjoys just spending time with Treasure, whether they do anything sexual or not- "I like the sensation of you very much" - and is still so sweet with their comfort levels 💕

"I assure you, I see you perfectly *kiss* I see you" - Theintimate'iseeyou'omg i get the hype. AND THE POSSIBLE DOUBLE MEANING???

"Yes look up at the stars Treasure, and fall up into them with me" - speechless. no words. he must have been a one of this kids that wrote poetry/or loved writing in general, bcuz he's descriptive

Final Thoughts: Very cute! Definitely has fallen in love, cuz why would he bring them to a place that has some sort of nostalgia and "warms a part of his heart" (as Porter puts it), unless he wanted to share that with Treasure while also getting to know them? That's seems kinda vulnerable to me . . . 🤔

Wonder if they did like other county fair/carnival games? Like trying to win prizes for one another or go on a merry-go-round or smthn.

[dawnofiight]

"Can I help you, Doll Face?"

Now Presenting: 80s Marie!

@ashertickler this is for you <3

[righteous-r0de0]

milo getting unreasonably drunk at the wedding and undoing his tie and the top couple buttons of his shirt and dancing sweaty, but perfectly all night long

like this

send twt

[mrsmiagreer]

BA SPOILERS

YAYYYYY THIRD (or fourth?) HUSBAND ON THE CHANNEL

How tf did he DO THAT?! I didn’t know you could use certain magic on normal people

can i just say i always loooove a good David BA

OMG AND THE THROAT FUCKING😫

“Look up at me” “Tap my thigh if it’s too much okay?”

^^^^ IM HOT

“open your mouth”

David can’t get any hotter like literally slapping it on Angel’s tongue… this is his peak

“Bounce on it”

UGH THAT MIGHT REPLACE PEAK

you think the wolf/vampire boys’ canines flash when their emotions are heightened? It’s a little headcannon of mine

“Ask for it…Again”

Hearing him struggle to put it in a little because he’s literally JUST THAT big >>>>>

Angel has come such a far way from David having to tell them to breathe into it to them just taking it

“Oh God I love you” 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

“Now ride it” DONT HAVE TO ASK ME TWICE

Is he crying???

David’s little rant about being an asshole most of the time earlier in their relationship

SNOT RETURN !!!

I loved this it was so cute and so david🤭🫶🏽

[tommytomatoe]

me listening to asher’s 2023 hot boi summer audio just to hear him whine about not wanting to wait to get back to the hotel so him and babe make out  in the rental car and how “that’s not the gear shift you’re feeling”. THAT’S NOT THE GEAR SHIFT YOU’RE FEELING!

speechless. genuinely his best audio.  

[erial-c]

vincent, sam, and porter in "the vampire boys have it out"

[hammerhead-jpg]

Erik: haha a recurring pizza delivery guy character!!! And his name is Guy because he's the pizza Guy!! Isn't that funny-

Redacted nation: FUCCKKKKK!!!!! LET ME FUCK HIM!!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! SEX!!!!!

[nevaroonie]

Listen...I'm like 87% sure Erik has a serect Tumblr-

[dollvre]

HUSH NEEDS ME???

[pandoraroid]

milo practicing his speech for the wedding in front of aggro and not sweetheart bc "it'll spoil the fun"

[boowiij]

Quinn is gonna rolling in his soon to be grave once he finds out Abt the mark Sam put on Darlin'😭

[palilious]

I love that the whole fandom's collective reaction to Quinn's new voice can be summed up as "Oh god he's BRITISH"

[milogreer]

fwiw i think before anyone gets defensive it's important to know that whoever messaged erik did so respectfully and they shouldn't be antagonized for voicing their opinion as someone who is (presumably) paying for patreon. there's a reason patreon allows patrons to message creators directly

[mrsmiagreer]

EA SPOILERS

DAMIEN CAN SPEAK FRENCH?!????

Sam’s story is so sad :’(

MILO DOESNT DRINK AHHAJDJNDWBDOKWS

Avior x Gavin collab soon?

Cam is in therapy awwwee

Imperium might just make a reappearance

who tf is Carver

GUY IS WRITING A MURDER MYSTERY

Nobody cares about Bailey and her mother Carol

Morgan Kyne. How dreamyyyy😮‍💨

WHERE IS CALLER NO ERIK COME BACK ?!?!?!

[darling-solaire]

Hypocritical king Vincent getting mad when Porter kills a guy responsible for an attack that killed so many including his own partner vs him killing Adam immediately after he took lovely

[erial-c]

i thank whatever divine being is out there that i was in the redacted fandom when porter's first audio was dropped . the british accent out of nowhere made me gasp so loud i woke up everyone in the house at 2am