#red vs blue secret santa

[ronispadez-art]

Hey @faderiftss !! I was your @redvsbluesecretsanta !!! Here's the grifs doing a sweet little Christmas :3

[rigorousdoor21]

@redvsbluesecretsanta gift for @chipper-daily!!

i love grimmons, i originally didn't plan to do something suggestive but then it happened. enjoy! close ups of some details. simmons + donut + doc auditioning for rent and it being simmons' first time in a theatre production is the funniest concept to come out of this for me. fearfully playing a very on-stage leading role and of course. a young grif about to leave for the military and kai. who is bleach blonde because before grif cut his hair he was ALSO bleach blonde.

i also have a playlist, curated specifically to be listened with shuffle off <3

[tigereyes45]

Bullet Time - A RvB Siris (Mason Wu) AMV

This video was made for @verahatesglue who wanted something including Siris! He deserves more attention. Happy holidays! 

Thank you @redvsbluesecretsanta for hosting the event again this year!

[rubykgrant]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Red vs. Blue Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Michael J. Caboose & Leonard L. Church, Michael J. Caboose & Lavernius Tucker, Leonard L. Church & Lavernius Tucker, AI Fragments & Leonard L. Church, AI Program Theta & Leonard L. Church Characters: Michael J. Caboose, AI Program Theta (Red vs. Blue), Leonard L. Church, AI Fragments (Red vs. Blue) Additional Tags: Fluff and Humor, Family Feels, Gift Giving, Gift Fic, Friendship, Comfort Summary:

My Secret Santa gift for @kade-is-here , part of the @redvsbluesecretsanta gift exchange! I hope you like it~

Caboose and Theta have a plan to get something special together... except it ISN'T anything special, no special reason, no special occasion, and it DEFINITELY isn't for a special person, but even if it was, that special person isn't Church! Well, that's fine. Church definitely doesn't have any special plans for a special surprise for them, either!

(this takes place in my big story-line, which involves Church and Tex getting to come back in synthetic human bodies, the AI Fragments have returned, and everybody spends some time together on Earth doing regular people things. the others are off on different trips, but Caboose, Church, the Fragments, and Tucker are all staying in the same apartment)

[murderobot]

MERRY CHRISTMAS! I’m your secret Santa, @bliakunone ❤️ you asked for Felix and Locus on a mission, so I hope this is good! 🥹

a thank you to my dear @agentphoenixx for helping me finish this, since I was so exhausted from the holidays 😵

and ofc another thanks to @redvsbluesecretsanta for organizing this again! It’s always so fun. see y’all next year :)

[riderkaitlyn5]

Merry Christmas @r4spb3rry-t4rt ! I was delighted to be your Secret Santa ^^ This fic fought me every step of the way, but I managed to wrangle it into something coherent and hopefully enjoyable. Enjoy the freelancers getting into shenanigans ^^

And a huge thank you to @redvsbluesecretsanta for hosting the event!

Summary:

Poor Wash gets bullied by York and a dead shark

Fandom: Red vs. Blue

Relationship: Agent North Dakota & Agent Washington & Agent York (Red vs. Blue)

Characters: Agent York (Red vs. Blue), Agent Washington (Red vs. Blue), Agent North Dakota (Red vs. Blue), Agent South Dakota (Red vs. Blue), Agent Carolina (Red vs. Blue), Agent Connecticut (Red vs. Blue), The Meta | Agent Maine, Butch Flowers | Agent Florida, Agent Wyoming | Reginald

Additional Tags: Crack, Fluff, york does NOT have good ideas, this is so silly, you've seen all the insane crap they get up to in the show, of course they're gonna get up to some wild shit on shore leave and in MY fic

[valveorangebox]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Red vs. Blue Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Franklin Delano Donut/Sharkface Characters: Franklin Delano Donut, Sharkface (Red vs. Blue), Locus | Samuel Ortez, Felix | Isaac Gates, Dexter Grif, Dick Simmons, Sarge (Red vs. Blue), Lopez (Red vs. Blue), Lavernius Tucker Additional Tags: Donut snags a man by through pure whimsy, secret santa gift!!, red team adoption, Mercs join red team, Locus and Felix are beefing, I'm sorry it was just funny to me if they were, Sharkface is down horrendous, MERRY CRISMIS, Slightly suggestive?, Donut drinks a tad Summary:

The Mercenaries join red team. Sharkface finds himself growing fond of one of the Sim Troopers.

My @redvsbluesecretsanta  gift for @sxpaiscia !!!! HAppy Holidays!! and I’m so sorry about the late post

[demi-dufresne]

Grif is alone. He's been alone before, but not like this. Fandom: Red vs. Blue Relationship: M/M; Dexter Grif / Dick Simmons Words: 3.5k Chapters: 1/1 Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

This is my entry to @redvsbluesecretsanta for @websurfshark! Hope you like your gift, and happy holidays!

[hipstersoulgushers-art]

@necrotiize secret santa gift! Locus having his first Christmas with the sim troopers! (reluctantly)

[razmerry]

Fifth year of RvB Secret Santa! This one is for @asphodeldreams! if you give me the chance to draw Washnut I am going to take that chance at every available opportunity, and I've also never done an illustration with the famous quote so I just had to add it :3

@redvsbluesecretsanta

[redvsbluesecretsanta]

Applications are open now until 17th November!

[justtkatt]

Secret Santa for @lordsireno !!!

Sorry for being a tad late, but here you go! Wash gets to relax and take a nap… but the rest of blue team has other plans

moral of the story: don’t take naps when a marker is nearby

[tigereyes45]

I wrote this for @sleepyseadogg I hope you enjoy it! Thank you @redvsbluesecretsanta for hosting the exchange! :) I had a blast writing this because Grif's and Church's friendship is one of my favorites.

Summary:

Sometimes you just need a break. When Grif and Church need breaks from their teams and Blood Gulch itself, they meet up in the caves, drink beer, and relax. Well, they try.

Preview of story:

Grif waits for the sounds to disappear before he continues. “I guess I thought you were dead, and that sucked.” 

“Dude we’re on opposite sides. The other ending up dead is the goal.” Reality doesn’t keep Church from cracking open the drink Grif had passed him.

“Yeah, but not really though.” Grif lifts the helmet up just enough to get his lips on top of the can. Aluminum clings to his lips as he chugs down the beer. It’s rancid. Straight up smells like the caves and metal, but the taste was worse than car oil. Still, it’s the only alcohol either of them are getting around here.

“What do you mean?”

He shrugs. “We’re not actually going to kill each other.” he waves his drink out towards the cave entrance where the bases sit. Shouts and gunfire can be heard all the way from here. Shenanigans galore.

“How do you know that?” Church asks, before defensively adding, “We could kill you if we wanted.”

“Yeah, if any of us actually wanted the others dead, we’d already have a couple of bodies in the gulch.” Grif stretches his hands out behind him, burying his palms into the moist sand. “And look at that, your guy got promoted,” Grif waves a hand at Church, talking about his old sergeant. “and none of us are dead.” He juts a thumb back at where red base should be outside. “It’s obvious none of us want to be here.”

“Yeah.”

The two sit back. An easy silence settles down like dust on top of the pond. This is what it was originally. A quiet place to escape the idiots from blue, and the psychopath known as Sarge.

Of course, it couldn’t stay quiet. Not with Church here.

“You’re smarter than I thought you were.”

Gee, what a great guy. It’s no wonder Texas dumped his ass. “Simmons is the smart one. I’m just too lazy to bother with this fight.” Grif lays back, letting his tied-up hair act like a pillow.

[harbingersecho]

sam ortez, excavated

Here's my present for @churchstopsurgeryscars for @redvsbluesecretsanta '24!!! Their prompt about Locus learning how to be a person again was amazing, and this might not be exactly what you were looking for, but I hope you like it anyways <3

[bugsontoastt]

my art piece for @rubykgrant for the @redvsbluesecretsanta !

simmons was late to the party, maybe

[riderkaitlyn5]

Merry Christmas! I had the great pleasure of being @sheyshen 's Secret Santa. One of the things you requested was fluff with one of your favorite characters, so I went with poor Wash. I hope you enjoy this!

Thank you @redvsbluesecretsanta for hosting this!

Summery:

North has been acting really suspicious as of late, so York brings it upon himself to follow his friend next shore leave and drags Wash along. What could go wrong?

Chapter 1/1

Fandom: Red vs. Blue

Relationships: Agent Washington & Agent York (Red vs. Blue), Agent North Dakota & Agent Washington & Agent York (Red vs. Blue)

Characters: Agent York (Red vs. Blue), Agent Washington (Red vs. Blue), Agent North Dakota (Red vs. Blue)

Additional Tags: Fluff, The Trio being idiots, but mostly Wash, Hijinks & Shenanigans, freelancer shenanigans, South certainly enjoyed North's gift and Wash's accidental one, much to his humiliation, no beta we die like allison, Secret Santa, Crack