#red riding hooded mercinary

[incorrectabnormalityquotes]

Queen of hatred: Screams

Little red riding hooded mercenary: Screams louder to assert dominance

Der Freischütz: Should we do something?!

Black Swan, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

[holygamerdragongamer]

Feelin bored heres some abnormalities written as madoka magica witches

All around helper

All around helper the cleaning abnormality

With a automatous nature

The abnormality will follow any orders it's

Givin, when given the order to clean it kill any human it deems as filth with it's sharp blades, the abnormality takes pride in it's job as a helpful machine

Snow white's apple

The poisoned apple abnormality with a patient nature

The abnormality wishes for a prince to take her away, so she waits and waits and waits for her prince charming even though in reality her prince will never come.

Little red riding hooded mercenary

The red hooded abnormality, with a hunting nature, The abnormality is plauged by nightmares by a wolf, her only purpose is to hunt down that wolf for her nightmares to end, to this day she wanders in her domain searching for the wolf anyone tresspasses in the abnormality's domain shall be deemed a wolf will by the mercinary and will proceed to hunt down that individual

Laetitia

The gift giving abnormality with a innocent nature. The abnormality is a kind and friendly and wanted to see people happy, if laetitia sees a sad human she will give them a special hand made gift filled with her familiars to surprise her new found friends, but she's forever ignorant the despair her gifts brings

Laeta (aka wee witch familiar) (laeta is not there actual name i just add it to fit in with the madoka theme)

The gift giving abnormality's minion, there duty is to surprise. There the close friends to the gift giving abnormality there job is hide in the gift and jump out to surprise the human once the gift is open, but after that they become violent since they don't know that laetitia wan't them to be friends the humans not kill them, not like laetitia is aware to care tho

[bad-lobcorp-aus]

Au lobotomy corporation, but the big and will be bad wolf, acts and runs by cartoon logic, little red riding hooded mercinary is the only serious one in the dynamic despite she's being victim of the wolf's antics

[hangmaster10]

Smash or pass: abnormalities

Red shoes: pass

If you're the type whose into psychotic murderers, that will brutally kill you, well it would be the one for you but not for me, cuz i belived in the mantra of never stick you're dick in crazy

Fairy festival:smash

Even though the fairies will kill you, to me if look pass that, i gave it a smash cuz shortstacks are my fetish,..also the feeling of the smaller fairies ganging on you're would be a pleasurable experiance..as long they wont decided not to eat you out, and not the good kind

King of greed: smash

For starters im not into vore, i gonna say smash because cuz 1, has that tomboyish personality, 2 she's probably jacked which is also plus, and 3 asaid the whole vore thing she would be pleasent person to hangout with so yeah smash not into vore but smash none the less

Scorched girl: pass

1 im not necrophile, number 2 she's underaged,number 3 she'll either burn or blow me dong off and finally 4, i wanted to fucking give her a hug, and tell her that everything is going to be ok, she deserves better, but not fucking this

Road home: pass

Second verse same as the first, 1 she's underaged so thats a no go from the start,

Scardy cat: pass

Not into beastiality

The big and will be bad wolf:pass

Not into vore

Singing machine: pass

Just like red shoes if you're into psychotic murderers then this would be the thing for heck nothing screams screams intimentcy of having sex with the music of you're latest victem..and then have probablity to get thrown in to singing machine after you're finished so thats a big no for me

[holyequine-blog]

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Red comes speeding in with her gun drawn, blade at the ready, before she stops short. Wait. Hold on. Hold on one fuckin’ minute. She lowers her gun, cocking her head to the side.

“Eh? What th’ fuck are you? Some kinda fairy or someshit? Weird. I never expected ‘fer someone to send me out on a hit for a fairy… Well, whatever. Sorry kid, it’s just good business.”

One couldn’t see her smile from under her fang riddled mask, but it could be seen in the single eye looming from under her hood. Yet again, she draws her gun up and cocks it. It’s good money, too.

Little Red Riding Mercinary - Lobotomy Corporation

[jeweledstone]

I just got an idea for a BATIM/Lobotomy Corp crossover AU

Here is what I’ve got so far for roles and stuff

X/A = Joey

B = Henry

Angela = ???

Malkuth = ???

Yesod = Sammy

Netzach = Shawn?

Hod = Wally

Tiphereth A and B = Susie and Alison

Chesed = Norman

Gebura = Thomas

Hokma = Bertrum

Binah = Lacie?

Also some ideas for abnomalities

Nothing There = Ink Bendy/Beast Bendy

Big and Might be Bad Wolf = Boris/Brute Boris

Little Red Riding Hooded Mercinary = Ink Alice/Malice/whatever you call her idk

That’s all I got so far, if y’all have any ideas, feel free to tell me! :)

[incorrectabnormalityquotes]

King of greed: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?"

Red riding hooded mercinary: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name.

Queen of hatred: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"

[incorrectabnormalityquotes]

Blue smocked shepherd: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

Red riding hooded mercinary sitting next to em: every second you speak the urge to commit a felony grows stronger

[incorrectabnormalityquotes]

Nosferatu: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

Red riding hooded mercinary: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Bongbong: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.

Dakota: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

[holygamerdragongamer]

Lobotomy corporation abnormalities headcanons

Melting love: at least one or two employees of lobotomy corporation wishes that they are immune to the effect of melting love so they can hug it without the risk of getting infected...also there's bound to be atleast to one or two employees who fantasies fucking the the slime monster

Knight of despair: used to be the team mom of the magical girls before everything goes to shit

King of greed: despite her apperance king of greed is actually a tomboy and is actually pretty jacked

Laetitia: laetitia is actually is a regular doll who is possesed by the actual wee witch from a faraway place. The reason why her "friends" didn't attack her before is because they sense her presence within the doll

You are bald: hates getting it's head slapped

Clouded monk: he actively tries to do good, but is in a constant internal struggle with his petra form due to actually the monk's dark desires made manifest. The clouded monk views his immortality as a trial from buddah to see if he can truely redeem himself

Big and will be bad wolf: after constant faliures of him trying to break free from the villian role he is destined to be, he just gave up and accept his fate, this leads him to be jaded view on his life, because why just even bother trying not to be the bad guy "when you keep on doing bad thing" also he sees any wolf character or wolf abnormality that is actually loved and have possitive traits. He would definately will go and fight and try to kill that abnormality out of anger and envy due that the wolf is playing the role of the hero

Funeral of dead butterflies: his favirote drink is sugar water

Punishing bird: small bird used to have a beautiful singing singing voice, but before he tear open his mouth, he realized that this would cost him his singing voice, so he decided to perch on his favriote branch and sang his final song, before becoming the punishing bird. People who listened to the bird's song cried, to this day punishing bird when in it's containment unit would sometimes tries to sing but is unable to

Judgement bird: judgement bird and servant of wrath don't like each other due to servant of wrath is the representation of fair justice while judgement bird is unfair justice

Little red riding hooded mercinary: she's a tsundere

[holygamerdragongamer]

If the abnormatily in a fighting game

Little red riding hooded mercinary: all rounder

Der freichutz: zoner

Warm hearted woodsmen: tank

White lake: puppet fighter

Laetitia: puppet fighter/summoner

Big and will be bad wolf: rush down

Funeral of dead butterflies: zoner

Dream of a black swan: stance fighter

Road home: foostsie

King of greed: grappler

Melting love: summoner

[holygamerdragongamer]

Abnormality headcanon part 3 (or somethin)

Whitelake: when agent gets turn into a white lake's " prince" not only they became highly proficent in sword fighting they became higly flexible, and a pro in ballet dancing. Infact white lake and her prince will gracefully dance a set if white lake desires to

Road home: when dorothy sings somewhere over the rainbow she cries as it reminds her of home a place she would never returns to no matter how much she tried, she really,really missed parents. Dorothy doesn't like wolves, bees and crows due her experiance encounter with the wicked witch of west

Der Freischütz: if he fancied an agent der freischütz is willing tell them his tales of the many worlds he visits, he will also tell tales of about his life when he was once human..but rarely he does that due to his memories of being once human is faded. He not that easy to anger, but if he was he would speak in german

Tangle: her head is surprisngly bouncy although she wont appreaciate it if a agent bounce her on the ground like a basket ball. If she trust a agent she will allows them to pick up and hold her head..she sometimes falls alseep in the agent's arms

Piscine mermaid: her soul absorbtion will only work if she kiss an agent in the lips the the cheek or the forhead just the lips..but she will be plesently surprised if the agent decided to kiss her back

Blue smocked sheperd: has a bitter riverly with red riding hooded mercinary. Whenever the big and will be bad wolf breaches, the two will fight eachother on who will be the one to kill the wolf. Blue smocked sheperd is aware that his actions is cruel, he just doesn't give a shit if someone called him out on his cruelity to his dog

Little red riding hooded mercinary: hates blue smocked sheperd, not only for his lies, but also manipulating and abusing his dog redden buddy to be a wolf. Infact when she fighting redden buddy whenever he breaches she will be hesitent for a moment and tries to make it quick and painless due to the pitty she feel for the dog. Infact blue smocked sheperd is the second person on the hooded mercinary's personal hit list

Dream of a black swan: elija like's to knitt in her past time, she will come and visit her brothers to give them hand made gifts,during the holodays. The brothers doesn't know what kpop and there confused on why agents called them a boyband

Nosferatu: a theater kid and a ladies man, if he ever encountering a female agent or abnormality he will get his flirt on,some times it worked as he charmed agent and sometimes it doesn't (he got shot by little red ridding hooded mercinary)

[holygamerdragongamer]

Lobotomy corporation abnormality headcanons

Road home and servant of wrath are friends

Scardy and tangle are also homehow friends

Road home has beautiful singing voice but she will breach if she sings over the rainbow

White lake will make random squaking noise if she's flustered

Red riding hooded mercinary,is a good baker.

All around helper, has a function to play any song you requested it's also can be used buy stuff online

The shrimp people of open can of wellcheers some times sing seashanties

Queen of hatred fantasis meeting usagi sailor moon or madoka from magical girl madoka

Fairy festival ever find a person they found of they will held that person captive and became there prisoner..and if that person betrays them then fairies will them brutally

If the fairy queen kisses you the smaller fairies will gang up on you doing the same

[holygamerdragongamer]

Things that doctor bright is not allowed in lobotomy corporation part 2

Dr bright is not allowed to read the slime entry from the monster girl encyclopedia and claim it that the entry for melting love

Dr bright is not allowed to tell new employee s that no personal relationship with abnormalities is a lie it's there for a reason

Dr bright is not allowed to show king of greed food porn

Dr bright is not allowed to bring happy teddy bear to build a bear workshop ( i hoped you're happy cuz you're traumatized the poor thing)

Dr bright is NEVER EVER allowed near ppodae, the staff couldn't even imagine what horrors he could do with our sweet cutsy wustsy doggy

Dr bright is not allowed to combine the music of the singing machine and the silent orcestra, and the noise 1.73mhz to create the ultimate mind fuck

Dr bright is not allowed yell "theres danger afoot" at queen of hatred

Dr bright is not allowed to have the knight of despair listen to emo rock like my chemical romance or everesences

Dr bright is not allowed to call the blue star flying foot fetish

No the backwards clock is not the tarterus nor hokma is a time lord in disguised

Dr bright is not allowed give little red riding hooded mercinary a social media account. Spercifically a twitter and reddit account

Dr bright is not allowed to show scorched girl or any of the child abnormalities coco melon

Dr bright is not allowed to show piscine mermaid the little mermaid

[holygamerdragongamer]

Things that dr bright isn't allowed in lobotomy corporation

Dr bright is not allowed to make a only fans for the female looking abnormalities

Dr bright is not allowed to use the singing machine to make you're new mixtape

Dr bright is not allowed to use scp 006 on the old lady so he we can see if she can deaged, abnormalities cant age so you're just waisting time

Dr bright is not allowed have scp 999 and melting love meet

Dr bright is not allowed to bring to laetitia to an agent's surprised birthday party

Dr bright is not allowed to play the entire doom soundtrack during gebura's core surpression, (you just made it worst)

Dr bright is not allowed use the medallion to on nothing there or any of the abnormalities

Like in the scp foundation dr bright is not allowed to make a scp x abnormality speed dating event

Dr bright is not allowed to show the queen of hatred magical girl madoka

Dr bright is not allowed to make a day care for the childlike abnormalities

Dr bright is not allowed to play baby shark whenever dreaming current breaches

Dr bright is not to challenge little red ridding hood or der freichutz a duel to "see who has the fastest gun in the west"

Dr bright is not allowed to read or show nosferatu twilight

Dr bright is not allowed to give dreaming current scp 420-j

Dr bright is not allowed to bring scp 049 to wall gazer containment unit so they can "cancel eachother out"

Dr bright is not allowed use the joke hokma balls it wasn't funny first time and it's still isn't funny the third time

Dr bright is not allowed is not play still dre on della luna's piano

Dr bright is not allowed to bring the big and will be bad wolf to a furry convention

Dr bright is also not allowed to bring little red riding hooded mercinary to a furry convention

Dr bright is not allowed to sing the wonderful wizard of oz at road home, or any of the wizard of oz abnormalities

Dr bright is to show piscine mermaid the little mermaid

No norseferatu is not you're "hot vampire twink boyfriend"

Dr bright is not allowed to make fanfiction of the abnormalities dating the employees or the scps

Dr bright is not allowed to make arena so he can pit the abnormalities against the scps in a " ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny "