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[cyb-by-lang]

She can do that, yes. It’s a perfectly valid way of determining whether or not Tim has a spinal injury (and he doesn’t).

But I’ve been on a web-wide walk on this topic for long enough today that it kicked me out of my writing mood. This is what I mean when I say that it’s much less a real physics issue and more of a writer workflow problem.

Physics vs. Writer Workflow: Fight!

So, in basically any real-life rescue scenario, there are a lot of reasons not to move someone who’s unconscious or injured, and most of them come back to the possibility of injuring the victim worse. Stretchers exist.

That said.

This is a comic book setting, Kei and Hayate both have super strength (varying), and it’s way faster to describe piggybacking someone than the mechanics of actual, proper ways to transport unconscious people.

The really funny thing is that I’m sure this particular brick wall of writer-mode thoughts wouldn’t matter to anyone else, really.

[veliseraptor]

could we see the loki heat exhaustion fic👁️(from one cold loving person to another)

it's on AO3 now! but also I've written...at least three Loki vs. heat fics that I can think of off the top of my head. it was practically a yearly tradition for a while there

EDIT: dammit, turns out this one fell victim to the "languished in my drafts until it was automatically deleted" phenomenon of my crossposting from tumblr...so I'll need to fix that. in the meantime here it actually is on tumblr

[saturnaous]

I realize I'm not sure I saw, and I haven't asked: what got you into the FMA kick? Did you watch it for the first time recently, or was it a rewatch? What made you want to watch it? Gimme all the context of your obsession.

OKAY OKAY. so actually what made me BE like "holy shit fma? ohhhhh" was. uuhhhh one, one of my mooties (red-r0ver thank you) like not often posting about it but agreeeing when things about it happened or something. there's a media axis thing somewhere on this website that like was like :"well made art-udder dogshit" on Y and "ok.-I will never be the same again/made me eat glass" and ON THAT. in "wellmade art-neverbe the same/made me eat glass" side of it was Fullmetal alchemist. and like it got agreed with or something idk. anyways that's how it fell on my radar. as a like "hmm I don't know anything about it but I wouldn't be opposed to this. it seems like it'd be enjoyable." and yeah. also I should feel I should mention that in the vauge void of it not quite existing in this time period it conisitantly connected in my head with Doctor Stone for some reason. I've literally only seen doctor stone or whatever through crunchyroll adds when I was wtaching that time I got rencarnated as a slime but it somehow got mixed up with fma. wirse crossed or something. idk.

but what ACTUALLY made me watch it was a video that was talking about Disabilities and Queerness in the Owl House. and DURING that. The person who had made the video brought up FMA and Izumi and was going through scenes of stuff of it. I'm pretty sure they were talking about Izumi with her organ damage and not being able ot have kids(how having disability rep can become related in points of your life), but it was going through some scenes of the show.

BASICALLY. I've seen Alphonse around very vaugely. I knew that he existed to an extent. I knew he was a lot of armor or a robot or something. But I had no clue where he was from and who he was. but he existed in a vague void of "cool character design that I want to kiss SO BAD" but nothing else really. did not know jack about him. not even his name. So I saw HIM in the scenes they were playing and I basically went

so. knowing me. an absolute sucker for armor and robots and things of that sort.(stares at ultrakill longingly). I went into a gc with my friends(it's called monster fucker faggot central btw. mffc. it's great) and I. WAIT I can actually get my exact words hold on. FUCK my screenshots are broken on my computer hold on. I will remedy this.

LIVE SPENXER REACTION.anyways. that's how my friend told me before his account got hacked that fullmetal alchemist is supposed ot be like thr greatest anime of all time. and then he told me to watch brotherhood and I DID and then I became OBSESSED and then I read the manga and now I'm watching 03. from literally the first 5 minutes I became obsessed with Alphonse. Alphonse. . . save me alphonse elric. . . alphonse elric saveme. . . anyways. yeah. I also have uerhmmmmm liveblogs somewhere skewed abount my servers and stuff of when I first watched it and when I read the manga. there's actually an image of me bawling my eyes out when I finished bh that my friend saved bc it's his favorite photo of me ever. teehee.

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#5

Y’all. The thing about brides and bridesmaids is an expression. It’s not a literal reference to the brides (who are not called that in the text anyway).

If you read it in context you’ll see that what Renfield is saying is that his whole flies/spiders/sparrows pyramid scheme was cool and exciting, UP UNTIL THE MOMENT (presumably just now) WHEN THE COUNT, GREATEST COMBINER OF LIFE ENERGY, SHOWED UP.

227 notes - Posted August 19, 2022

#4

Oh very well, let me clean up [simply swallows all my dirty dishes and unopened mail]

265 notes - Posted September 30, 2022

#3

Van Helsing: No see, I’m only making gallows jokes with people they won’t wound

Seward: I’m a people they’d wound

395 notes - Posted September 22, 2022

#2

Is Arthur…shoveling coal? Is that what Jonathan means when he says he’s firing up? That can’t be right, can it?

398 notes - Posted November 2, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Okay I am not over the fact that Renfield fucking died trying to save someone he’d literally met one time. I want that to be more present in the cultural osmosis of it all.

449 notes - Posted October 4, 2022

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[cydonian-knight-in-gallifrey]

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#5

Momo literally said "do like the tree and leave" 😂

7 notes - Posted July 29, 2022

#4

I just read One Piece 1054 and... WTF IS GOING ON!?

Thoughts and spoilers under the cut

The good:

I'm happy to know Sabo is doing fine and that his unit was able to rescue Kuma and escape, apparently, unharmed.

I also don't believe he killed Cobra and I'd dare to say Vivi escaped with him too. Please let this be true. The poor woman has suffered a lot already.

I love how the Marine and the World Government are freaking out. YESSS let there be chaos, baby!!!

Seeing Shanks and his crew being all proud of Luffy was rather heartwarming 🥰

Shanks is finally going for the One Piece and I hope we finally get to see his fighting style 😍

Momo, my child, I'm so proud of you 😭

Also, Yamato taking no shit. You go, king!!!

I kinda want to see Marco kicking Ryokugyu's ass. Although if Sabo does it I won't complain 🔥🔥🔥

The bad:

F*cking Ryokugyu!!! Can you give Wano a f*cking break!? I already hate that bastard and I hope he gets his ass kicked soon. I know this won't happen, but one can only dream.

I hope the fight against Ryokugyu doesn't mean we'll see more samurai dying. After Izo's and Ashura's death my heart won't handle another loss 😭

No news on my beloved idiot A.K.A. Buggy D. Clown. I need to know why he became a Yonko!!!

The worse:

Shank's crew going for Barto's head. I know he has it coming, but please Oda I don't want to see my baby die 😭

I really hope Shanks doesn't turn out to be the bad guy. I still trust him, but not as much as I did (?)

9 notes - Posted July 22, 2022

#3

Forget Mihawk. Zoro will have to defeat Buggy D. Clown in order to become the world's greatest swordsman.

10 notes - Posted July 25, 2022

#2

I need one thing from Netflix and one thing only: to see Jeff Ward in his Buggy D. Clown costume.

31 notes - Posted July 11, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Well done Buggy! Well fucking done!

53 notes - Posted August 2, 2022

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[chrysocomae]

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#2

12, 29, 50 :]] for the ask game

12. What kind of day is it?

Busy, I have work and then rehearsal for like 5 hours today. But I'm looking forward to it haha

29. How do you like your shower water?

Depends on which temperature my body needs to be honest haha, but mostly hot. (We love not being able to control your own temperature)

50. Can I tag you in random stuff?

Absolutely!

1 note - Posted July 17, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Charcoal grey, I don't have any explanation

Somehow I think that works perfectly

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[veliseraptor]

red-r0ver replied to your post: PRAISE BE AND ALSO HALLELUJAH

Idk what this means but congrats

hahaha, I am...glad you’ve missed the complaining. this is about...since August 9th the gas in my apartment has been shut off, which meant no stove and no hot water. finally, today, it’s back. 

which is just...a huge fucking weight off my shoulders. I mean, it’s not completely over - still might have to wrestle the landlord about the question of how much rent we don’t pay for the month and a half in legally unlivable conditions, but at least I can take a fucking hot shower while we figure that out.

[enevera]

For ur ask game. Raw lettuce is delicious and I will die on this hill it has a nice crunch crunch

oouuhhh no but youre right!! crunchy crunch like crackers but with like. light and joy of green veggie sdjbfh

ask game!!

[mag200]

Hey shay just a heads up op of the men’s deodorant post is gender critical😔

oh horrible. thank u for telling me ill delete it

[garrandia]

Your flowers look beautiful!!!! I’m sure they adore you

Hehe, thanks. I hope they do

I have a few in my house too(they are livin at the window) but they're mostly greens. And Amaryllis blooms only once or twice a year.

But my bby Kalanchoe still keeps her flowers 😊

[lostcryptids]

Wait can we hear more about the fearsome critters and the book

oh yeah totally i used to be really into them! :) it’s been a while buttt, you should look into “Fearsome Creatures of the Lumberwoods, With a Few Desert and Mountain Beasts” by William Thomas Cox, published in 1910.  It’s basically a book that details all these folklore creatures and has illustrations of them all. they all have really fun names one of my faves:

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tags from @red-r0ver

Anyone else have that thing where you get stressed out when someone else is in a bad mood because now it's your responsibility to make them feel better, but if you're in a bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up you get stressed out because now it's your responsibility to pretend that it's helping to make them feel better.

[therestlesswitch]

Hey just wondering how you were planning to sell your  crocheted mushrooms? Are you on Etsy?

Hey there!🍄 🏳️‍🌈The Pride Mushrooms are live in my shop now! Literally just clicked Publish 😄 🏳️‍🌈25% of the proceeds are going to Fierte Simcoe Pride, my local LGBTQ+ support organization! And as per usual, the random grab bag mushies are in the shop too! I try to link my shop in all the posts that feature something I offer, so if I missed one, let me know and I’ll edit the link into it!

[slavicafire]

Hello I hope you’re well. I’m sharing a picture of my dog today she’s very keen for the tomatoes I’m holding behind the camera

oh my gods I love her. please send her a kiss from me she looks so soft...