#records of ragnarok heimdall

[drippingviolets3]

I’m adding on to my ROR Human Announcer post because I’m re-watching some of the fights and I have more ideas coming in—

I want someone who will call the gods out whenever they’re being fucking petty or stupid. Someone with the balls to look at someone like Zeus or Poseidon in the eye and call them a cotton-headed mini muffin (if you know the reference, I love you), something like:

*Poseidon enters the ring*

Poseidon: Circus of filth

Human announcer: bITCH-

Also can we have some of the characters on the side asking Brunhilde “bruh why would you pick them out as the human announcer? The gods are about to strike them down at any minute” and Brunhilde just looks them dead in the eye and is like “That’s the fUCKING POINT HERE DUMBASS—“

Also, just. Poseidon bullying. Idc how much slander he faces already in the fandom it’s NOT ENOUGH. Even better if he just threw his round with Kojiro and decided “fuck this I’m going after THAT ONE up there.” And then points to the human announcer. I need to see what happens when his pride is badly hurt (and he’s alive to face the consequences).

Poseidon: You think you can insult me?? I HAVE THE STRENGTH OF AN ARMY

Human announcer, not giving a fuck: I got a jar of dirt 🎶 I got a jar of dirt🎵

BONUS: Human announcer interacting with the crowd in ways that make sense to us, but confuse the gods.

Human: Whoever keeps spamming the Ragnarok discord server with memes I will block you

Heimdall: ??? Discord server?? Memes??

EVEN BETTER the human calls every fight gay.

Human: So let me get this straight. This is a collection of battles to determine the survival of the human race.

Heimdall: Uh huh

Human: And all the gods and humans who are fighting are all men

Heimdall: Yeah

Human: And they’re all half NAKED while fighting

Heimdall: Sometimes more than half, but uh huh.

Human: AND YOU EXPECT ME NOT TO POINT AT THEM AND CALL THEM GAY?!

Heimdall: IT’S NOT LIKE THAT—

[bones4thecats]

What If Their S/O Died During Ragnarok?

Characters: Thor, Odin, Loki, and Heimdall Inspired By: My wish to write angst A/N: I have nothing to say so read the angst. ⚠️ Spoilers/Trigger Warnings for: Death, fighting, details in death, murder, and just pure angst no fluff. ⚠️

Disclaimer: F! Reader in Odin's part because of Thor being his son

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╚═════ Thor ═════════════════════════════════╝

🌩️ Thor always adored your strength. You weren't as strong as him but you were quite a threat when you needed to be, so when you were called for Ragnarok, he wasn't surprised

🌩️ You stood before the human named Julius Caesar, and if you were being honest, his cunning nature was starting to annoy you even before your fight began, but now that you were far more advanced into it, it was beginning to make your anger come out

"I'm gonna tear your arms off your body and use them to beat you senseless!" You screamed, raising your weapons to strike him down.

"Bring it!" He yelled back.

🌩️ As you swung downwards, the male disappeared, making your eyes widen and you feel a pain hitting your midsection. Staring downwards, a large gladius blade poking through your body

🌩️ The sound of everyone gasping made Thor look up from his hammer in the private room. His eyes locked with the screen and his grip tightened around the handle, launching up from his seat, he began to practically run outside to the ring

🌩️ Thor ran as fast as he could go up the stairs, his sudden stop between you and the former Roman dictator causing a mass amount of sand to fall upon him. He looked back at you and saw how you fell to the ground

"Y/N..."

"I love you, Thor... after death does us part..."

🌩️ Your body began to shatter as your husband kept his grip on your body, trembling as you died. You, the love of his life, died in his arms

🌩️ He turned around as your green-shattered body began to float away, he then dug his fingers into his weapon, it almost shattering the object he held onto. Thor then looked back at the human, rage in his eyes as he let out a deep warning as thunder wrapped around them all

"You'll pay for this, human."

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╚═════ Odin ═════════════════════════════════╝

🪶 Vlad the Impaler, former Voivode of Wallachia, well-known blood-thirsty monster, and current-opponent against the co-leader of the Norse Pantheon, Goddess of the Afterlife, Y/N stood before one another, weapons drawn as Heimdall yelled for the round to start

🪶 Thor watched as his mother walked to the human, shook his hand, and readied to fight. Normally he would be just as calm as his father, but after the loss of Poseidon in the third round, it was worrying that they could possibly lose another God, specifically his own mother

🪶 Odin, his father and your husband, just sat there with a blank face as saw how your weapons clashed, leaving sparks behind as you danced around him

🪶 During your time ruling over those who have passed on in Valhalla, Hel, Fólkvangr, and Landscape, you would be able to move around their wispy-like forms with ease, as if you were a dancer. And while it was beautiful in those times, right now it was helping you survive

🪶 Odin's eyes narrowed as Vlad lifted his kilij and sent it smashing down onto your own spear, successfully smashing it in half while you flew back and sent attack after attack at the human who tried killing you multiple times

🪶 It only lasted 20 minutes when you knocked Vlad the Impaler down, causing him to cough up blood and see his blade get smashed underneath your foot. While he did have a Völundr, it was of no use, your skill in battle rose far above his own

🪶 Holding your blade to his throat as he pressed against the wall, he took the final attempt at hitting you by throwing his blade at you, though you dodged and allowed it to fly past you. You scoffed and chuckled at the action of the human

"How amusing, even after so long of trying to stay alive you still don't understand that I cannot and will not allow myself to be taken down by a man with longer hair than my nutcase-nephew. Now, accept your fate. Any final words for your fellow parasites?"

"Yes... I made sure I got my final head."

"What?"

"Y/N, look out!"

🪶 In the matter of a second, time stopped. A large mount of black hair launched in the air with shock while the rest of the beings all froze in fear. It was the leader of the Norse Pantheon, it was Odin who had gone blind in rage so quickly

🪶 Jumping down from his seat, Huginn and Muninn swarmed around your body, now holding a blade within the head and squawked in agony. Loki and Thor stood in complete shock as Odin held his hand up and sent a blast at the human male, killing him slowly and painfully while he picked up your body without any emotion and carried you away

🪶 All Gods watched silently as the humans just looked down or stayed with their eyes glued on the events. The Gods felt ashamed at the loss, yes. But seeing such a kind and loving part of their society fall in such a hurtful manner broke some hearts while Humanity just shook their heads with either shame or pity for the Norse Family

🪶 When Odin fought soon, everyone knew that he wasn't going to go down easy... not after this...

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╚═════ Loki ═════════════════════════════════╝

🐍 Loki and you have been amused watching the humans and Gods fight. At first, the fights went by smoothly, the loss of Lü Bu and Adam not fazing either of you, but as the humans began to rise in power, resulting in the loses of Heracles, Poseidon, and Hades, your nerves slightly grew when your name was called

🐍 Walking around the ring amusing yourself was easy, but standing in front of those they called 'History's Greatest Military Mind', did bring your ego down slightly, much to his surprise

🐍 As you clashed in the arena, your husband of many years, Loki, floated around and laughed at the futile attempts against you. It was pointless, with your mindset and similar, to his, abilities, you were practically invincible

🐍 Loki smirked as you fought, ignoring the calls of his Uncle Odin's birds. And while they were annoying, if he had to endure them to see his lovely spouse win, then so be it

🐍 His face only began to darken the Alexander began to advance with his Valkyrie-bond. Now his attacks were starting to land more often, and that was not good at all

🐍 You were a Deity who has fought in many wars, you knew how opponent's thought, but every time you knew what he was going to do, he'd switch it up on the spot. Now you understood his nickname to the fullest

🐍 Loki's eyes narrowed in worry as you lunged forward to stab him in the head, only for him to dodge, go behind you, wrap his legs around your neck, pin you to the ground, and speak his final words to you

"You were an amazing opponent, Deity of Order. And I wish you no pain."

"Why you-"

🐍 Dead silence.

🐍 With one blow, you had died. A stab wound to your heart, causing your once glowing, glimmering eyes to drown in a pool of darkness. Loki watched as your arms slumped down and as Humanity cheered for their heroine

🐍 But what he didn't know is that the Trickster God from the Norse Pantheon was standing right behind him, ready to make him feel the same pain he made his lover feel a couple seconds ago

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╚═════ Heimdall ══════════════════════════════╝

📯 He has seen all either fall or stand in this tournament, but there was one that he did not wish to witness end with a Gods' non-victory, and that is Round 5 of Ragnarok, Hannibal Barca vs Norse-Deity of the Sound, Y/N

📯 You two have been together since the very beginning, growing from friends to full-on romance in just a matter of a couple thousand years, which is fast for any average Deity-relationship, which normally appears after around four-times that!

📯 He watched you two look at one another blankly, but he knew how you thought. You were coming up with every angle you could hit this guy and he could go down like a fly, and he hoped those plans worked

📯 Heimdall blew into his horn and the match began, the sound of metal clashing and grunts being all he could hear whilst everyone else conversed and made their own sounds in reaction to everything

📯 You could hear everything better than anyone, and using your daggers, you tossed them in the air before they came flying down, making the loudest screeching anyone could ever hear. After doing this many times and having Hannibal come back with his own attacks unique to himself, which made you smirk and laugh

"If you believe such minor attacks with a Valkyrie could kill me, you're wrong human."

📯 Hannibal smirked and raised his weapon once again for an attack set like a joust. You just scoffed and aimed your sword for his heart, but before you could hit him, a pain was felt the back of your head... a shield had come flying down and smashed your head down

📯 You fell to the ground in pain as he grabbed the shield and hit you once again in your head, making you wail in agony from the pain. Like mentioned earlier, your hearing was exquisite, so having this crashing your head while he hit it with his sword wasn't very nice

📯 He then pierced your head with his sword, causing everyone to freeze slightly. Humanity then broke out into a cheer of celebration while the Gods stood in shock... how did he bring you down in a matter of 32 minutes?! What had he done?!

📯 Nobody was more shocked than Heimdall. He had just witnessed his spouse of over four-thousand years die before him. Everyone knew he wasn't going to speak, so, in an effort to help the man, Zeus came down and yelled out the rounds' results

📯 While Humanity celebrated and the Gods just stayed silent with either rage or pain for you, Zeus looked back at the Norse God and spoke gently as to usher him into a room to relax

"Heimdall, wait for me in the room with a soundwave on it. I'll be there in a little bit and we can speak of this."

📯 Heimdall nodded as he rushed away, tears threatening to spill from his eyes as he ran. Why did you have to die... why did Zeus have to choose you... why was life such a pain...

[hankiki]

I really like Heimdall and find this moment so adorable.♡

if I remember correctly~ we unfortunately didn't get to see that animated.🥲

[sigyn-foxyposts]

"Papa heihei!"

I don't know if it's certain they're actually related, but despite the little information we currently have I totally see Heimdall being a father figure to Yaruru! 💜💕📯

[monochrome-cropcrown]

The fucking context is "Odin's Graduation Ceremony" 💀💀???

IS THIS A GRADUATION OR A TRIAL??? WHY'S ODIN STARING AT HERCULES LIKE HE COMMITTED A CRIME?? IS HEIMDALL CRYING TEARS OF JOY FOR THE GRADUATION OR JUST SCARED FOR HERCULES??

[justvir]

Shuumatsu no Wälkure X Tokyo Revengers (same VA)

[blackhayete]

Heimdal has rightfully earned his position as Record of Ragnaroks best character for his absolute and thorough commitment to the bit.

[amphibifish]

guess my fave norse god challenge (difficulty: impossible)

[satoshy12]

Saint Seiya + ROR

Heimdall was using the Gjallanhorn as microphone, but he paused, letting the anticipation in the air grow thicker. Then his voice rang through the arena, shaking the very ground as he started to talk about the next Human Fighter!

"The cosmos are stirring once more! A new star has ascended, a warrior reborn of both divinity and myth. The heavens tremble at his name, for he has already brought gods to their knees before! He is a Saint of Athena!"

He pointed toward the arena's human entrance, his voice booming with grandiosity. " Who had dared to oppose the gods?! Behold! It is he the warrior whose very essence is intertwined with the cosmos and the Universe!! THE GREATEST SINNER OF HEAVEN!!"

The air grew electric as Heimdall continued, as Heimdall moved With his hands he is tracing the 13 stars that make up a constellation. "He is the one who had shattered the divine bodies of gods who attacked humanity! The one who defied Poseidon, Tryant of the seas, and brought the terrifying Hades, king of Helheim, to his knees! For he now carries a curse upon him!"

Most of the Gods now get who is the fighter but the Humans have no idea, wha the god was talking about, what Sinner? What Saints? And someone defended them from the Gods before already?! When.

"But this is no ordinary human. He had been Born of divine blood! The Winged Horse son of the mighty Poseidon and the gorgon Medusa! From his first breath, the power of gods coursed through his veins! He is the Reincarnation of the Mythological Beast Pegasus! And the protector of humanity! Defended it with the burning power of the Cosmos itself!"

Seiya was could now be fully seens by the Crowd, who looked at the young Boy dressed in that Silver armor with Feather starting fall from the Sky as he slowly walked to Heimdall:"His fists burn with his Cosmos, his heart beats for Athena, and his soul roars with the power of the Pegasus!" With a final sweeping gesture, Heimdall bellowed, "The cosmos align for this moment! Prepare yourselves, For the one who soars higher than the stars—SEIYA 'PEGASUS', THE NEXT FIGHTER FOR MANKIND!!"

The crowd erupted in a frenzy as Seiya, clad in the shining Pegasus Cloth, stood tall, eyes blazing with the determination to once again face the wrath of the gods.

Seiya looked around had a smile on his face:" Athena bless me for this Fight."

Loki turned his eyes to His Uncle Odin, and knew his Uncle would support Seiya in this Fight. His Uncle already gave that Horse his Sword to defend Asgard once all that years ago, as they lost all their God Warriors. So him supporting a human for 1 Fight isn't something Loki wouldn't think Odin not to do. But for Loki, he will now visit Thor and see him snap, he wanted to Fight Seiya for a Long time and now he could but got his Fight with Lu Bu.

[samyanggs]

hi may I get valentine date headcannons for heimdall, sasaki, and adam?

Ofc i have another request that’s the same but instead of Adam it’s lu bu, Adam is gonna be shorter cuz I’m not too sure about his character/personality (valentines special(?) is coming soon)

Warning: none

Valentine date headcanons

Sasaki Kojiro

It’s Valentine’s Day! Normally he’d spend the day training but after meeting you, he’d much rather spend time with you than train.

Will bring you somewhere he thinks is romantic and because of his love for nature it’s almost always picnics (if it’s raining then he’ll stay home with you and help you cook)

Gets you flowers if you love flowers, if you rather chocolate he’ll get you some. Doesn’t matter what he has to get you he’ll try his best to get it for you.

Sometimes asks Buddha or Jack for advice since, Jack being the gentleman that he is and Buddha being the one experienced with snacks and gifts alike (and knowing how to get someone something nice without it being too extravagant)

Definitely compliments you the entire day and clings to you to make sure you know how much he loves you. (“You’re so pretty” “thank you, dear” “did you know that your eyes are very pretty?” “I do now thank you love”)

Doesn’t expect anything from you back since he decided (by himself) that he’ll be the one to give you gifts, love and compliments the entire day so when you do it to him back he gets a little flustered.

Just because Valentine’s Day is over that he’ll stop. He will never stop loving you or showing how much he loves you.

Heimdall

It’s Valentine’s Day! Yay! He expects you to give him gifts, love and attention the entire day because it’s Valentine’s Day, it goes both ways.

Clings to you and compliments you the entire day, kissing your cheek, forehead and your hand the entire time.

He brings you flowers, snacks or whatever gift you want. Anything for you. He has to ask Buddha for good snacks to give you because it’s well Buddha.

Brings you to wherever you want to go. A nice restaurant? He’s already got a seat for the two of you. A picnic? He’s got everything set up for the two of you now sit down and enjoy. Anywhere for you.

Loves getting compliments from you as much as he loves giving you compliments as well. You could be sitting down, doing anything and he’d come up to you, complimenting you. (“How’d I end up with someone as beautiful as you?” “Oh- you’re quite handsome don’t you know that?” “I do know that but you’re so pretty and beautiful and kind.. I love you so much”)

This man begs for you to let him have a long cuddle session. (And when he means long he really means it) he just loves holding you close or being held close to you. He doesn’t mind being the big spoon or the little spoon as long as you’re close to him he doesn’t care.

Will fall asleep if you guys cuddle which is why you only cuddle when it’s nearing the end of the day because the rest of the time is spent with him, giving you gifts, treats, snacks, flowers and anything else.

Adam

Would rather do anything you’d like to do because he doesn’t care as long as you enjoy it he does.

His ideal place is anywhere with you with lots of apples (1. Cuz he likes apples and 2. To disrespect the gods by spitting out the seeds) and no gods so you both can be together peacefully.

He prefers just being with you the entire time, giving you flowers and some snacks. He doesn’t expect anything from you all he wants is to be with you.

Will tell/show you how much you mean to him with gifts, touch and words.

He’ll give you whatever flowers he thinks reminds him of you. Of course he makes sure that he gets some of your favourite flowers too.

If you want to stay home and lay down together the whole day because you’re not feeling like going out? No problem he’s there, cuddling you, helping you or even feeding you.

[criesinitalics]

Look its either I post my stupid memes here or on tik tok and frankly I don’t think anyone there has picked up on ror since the anime

[bones4thecats]

2023 Halloween Special; RoR

A/N: Part 1 of the Halloween Specials, and when they are all posted, I will have a special announcement in regardance to my Request Form, enjoy~~

Their Favorite Thing To Do With Their S/O During Halloween

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📯 This guy thoroughly enjoys singing a bunch of halloween songs through his megaphone at the other norse gods, his favorite to sing is This is Halloween from ‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’

📯 Heimdall does also enjoy judging people’s costumes, though it’s mostly the children who dress up, since most gods see it as pointless

📯 If you ever wanted to do couple-costumes, he’d do it happily

📯 This god does try to get Odin and the others to allow trick-or-treating in the house, so they can connect with the new generation of children faster

📯 It fails, but he never stops trying every year

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🍭 This guy lives for trick-or-treating

🍭 It’s a day where he gets free candy to add to his stash, if he could, he’d make every day Halloween

🍭 He also enjoys dressing up in costumes with you, though it’s mostly just things simple like ghosts, very rarely will he ever put an extreme amount of effort into something to trivial when he could be spending that time with you

🍭 Whenever he gets candy that night, he basically rushes home with you and begins to add the sweets to his already existing stash he hides in your room and the one he hides somewhere else throughout your shared home

🍭 Honestly, it surprised everyone on how the food somehow hasn’t expired

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📨 This god. Oh boy

📨 He has so much work to do when it comes to delivering messages that he never really had a Halloween to celebrate, even with you

📨 But since this year Zeus wanted to see his son happy and free for the day, he gave him the day off as an early Christmas gift

📨 Hermes immediately went home and began to bake

📨 That is his favorite thing to do with you, make all kinds of treats for all the pantheons

📨 He’d love making things like pumpkin pie, but he also enjoys cooking a bunch of foods, he has an amazing palette, and knows exactly what everyone likes, because he flies around a lot

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🐍 This little gremlin likes doing anything revolving around scaring people

🐍 If you think he does this enough when it isn’t Halloween, prepare the sappy movies

🐍 He constantly jumps out to scare everyone that passes by, especially Thor, Odin or his birds, and you

🐍 Loki also enjoys watching horror movies, his favorites are either slasher movies or psychological

🐍 He’s so mental that he even recommends things for the antagonist to do;

“ Come on, just cut her head off, she’ll bleed like a pig! “

🐍 Everytime some child asks trick-or-treat and Loki answers the door, he says trick and sprays them with silly string

🐍 Damn gremlin

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🪩 This head god of the Hindu Pantheon definitely enjoys survival horror movies

🪩 They bring him back to when he and Rudra were younger and battling the gods one by one

🪩 Shiva also enjoys going to pumpkin patches, baking, carving pumpkins, decorating the yard, and making treats with his wives and S/O

🪩 When you first handed him a pumpkin and told him to draw a face, he drew something along the lines of a temple of his

🪩 It was hard to carve, but he did enjoy watching you and his wives take out the seeds and stuffing to fully finish it

🪩 Watching you make decorations and treats also makes him happy

🪩 Shiva especially loves watching you and his wives help Ganesha with a costume if he wanted one that year, it was so domestic, it made him forget he could destroy something with a flick of his finger for a minute

[togetherhearted]

Congrats on your 800 follower milestone! Can I request two of my favorite loud boys, Sebek Zigvolt from TWST and Heimdall from RoR with the line "Can I Kiss you?" please? :"3

The beloved loud boys ♡ So precious in their own way ♡

I hope it is fine!

MILESTONE SPECIAL:

Sebek and Heimdall: Can I kiss you?

-Human!- A loud voice made you hop on your feet. With a swift movement you saved your milk carton. -Y-yes Sebek?How can I help?- You composed yourself after the scare. -Can I kiss you?- He asked with his usual loud voice. You blinked at him. -Excuse me what?- -Lillia said that kissing the person you care about can increase your stamina and it's a 100% of success!- His voice loud and clear. -So, can I kiss you?- You heart jumped in your throat once he mentioned that he had to kiss a person he  cared about. He cared about you? -Sebek...umh....Lillia tricked you- -Nonsense! Lillia's advices are always right!- He took your hands in his;his eyes sparkled. You sighed;a small smile creept on your face as he insisted. Well, at least you had an excuse to smooch him.

Heimdall could be described as everything but soft spoken and insecure but today you saw him nervously pacing around the room with the Gjallarhorn in his hands. He was mumbling to himself. -Hey. It's going to be alright- You left the couch to squeeze his shoulders. -I know but...but I can finally use this! The Ragnarok is happening today!- He looked in your eyes. You could see his excitement in between his nervousnesses. -I-I feel like I'm about to explode!- He bounced on his feet. You chuckled softly. -Is there anything I can do to help?- -Can I kiss you?- He asked back hopefully -That could really help- You smiled softly and said yes with your head. You winched at his enthusiast shout.

[incorrect-record-of-ragnarok]

Heimdall, interviewing Beelzebub: Is there anything else you wanna say to those watching tonight?

Beelzebub: My favorite color is blood.

Heimdall: …Alright.

[professionalranter31]

I honestly think Heimdall loves humanity for just how dramatic they are

I mean Lu Bu literally came into the arena wrapped entirely in bandages even over his head and then ripped through them while riding on horse back and his army beat multiple drums and proclaimed how amazing he was and then that motherfucker summons his weapon from the sky in a beam of light

Then Adam comes in on a giant pillar while the entire animal kingdom is around it and then he jumps down from the pillar and when he gets his weapon his partner came in on Pegasus!

Sasaki came in on a boat and when he unsheathes his blade the waters become immediately still

Jack comes in with a mask and then just tosses it aside while everyone in the arena thinks he’s The Jack the Ripper instead of the guy who killed him

The humans are having fun being dramatic with their entrances not really trying to show off their power while the Gods are just showing off their strength and might

Heimdall is clearly having fun finally being able to announce and commentate Ragnarok and he is loving that Humanity is being dramatic as fuck with it

I mean even Hercules and Buddha, two humans turned gods, were dramatic with their entrances instead of just showing off their power

Anyway Heimdall is one of my favorite characters and I just love his commentary for each fight

[blackhayete]

Reasons to watch Record of Ragnarok:

Heimdall committing to the bit

Thrud being muscular and thicc

Men’s tits

All of but two of the guys are tits out 100%of the time seriously

Did I need to know what would happen if Adam and Zeus got in a fist fight? No but I’m glad I do

Strategically placed fig leaves

Buddha not sharing candy

Jack the Ripper vs Hercules in a street fight.

So many other things

Seriously watch these overly muscled idiots fight it’s hilarious