#recording desks

[lassie-farce]

shawn: i’m going to the coffee shop, anyone wants anything?

lassie, rightfully dramatic after pulling 2 all nighters trying to compile enough evidence so the guy whom shawn (correctly) accused of the weekly crime™️ doesn’t walk on a technicality and a probably illegally obtained confession: i’ll take a cup of coffee as dark as my soul

20 mins later:

lassie: shawn that is milk

[aroaceleovaldez]

why are PJO characters most consistently measured in scales of Michaels?

Like. this is some of the most specific height information we have out of most characters, besides maybe Percy being an inch shorter than Jason. The Michaels Scale...

[bellshazes]

honestly figuring out an etho random mention mystery after several years of having wondered it bc he was shamed into showing his desk setup is amazing. i'd bet money that third monitor has been sitting on his desk, broken, for at minimum four years. he got a "second" monitor in 2020 although he used to have two ages before that. QED the old one broke, he never got rid of it, and eventually got a new second (third) one. mystery solved

[very-bad-poetry-captain]

Okay but this line from Firestorm by L.A. Graf is driving me insane?? What do you mean Spock lifted McCoy's foot instead of just asking him to move it??? What was the logic behind that??

[foursaints]

barty's inscrutability is so funny just because its like. he's winning the repression olympics without even realizing by wrapping his true self away in endless untraversable turns like a conch shell. having a situationship with him is like volunteering to lock yourself in the torture labyrinth bro you are never making it out of there!! you will spend years trying to unravel his feelings and get absolutely nowhere but still constantly feel like you’re on the verge of getting there!!! (reg lived this #survivor)

but just imagine finally meeting the ONE (1) person who has ever managed to lock barty down. and it’s this tiny utterly demented blonde who dresses in lumpy estate sale cardigans and always smells a little bit like formaldehyde and mothballs and the inside of a hearse. he has the thousand-yard-stare and pop culture references of a feral child raised by coyotes because he didn’t have a single interaction with someone his own age (besides his equally strange sister) until he was like 17. he’ll cut you with zero hesitation 🔪. he's the most autistic person youve ever met in your entire life and whenever Notoriously Unattainable™️ Barty Crouch looks at him he’s like please evan let me lay down to be the ground under your feet so you never have to touch the earth again only me forever PLEASE

[bamsara]

Currently stuck at the airport alone for over 9 hours on a 17 hour total travel time today and as soon as I figure out how to connect to the airport wifi it's over for you hoes /j

[whoblewboobear]

Another year, another selfiegate 🥵✌️

[mildmayfoxe]

shoutout to my kumquat connection for my first quats of the season !!! ‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥💥

[backroad-life]

Credit: Seth Doyle

[douglashenrylewis]

[disease]

[dogboy-danielcain]

gold record desk is actually so insaneeee 😭😭 does philbin have to watch him crawl daintily on all fours across that thing every time he wants to sit down 😭😭😭

[magma-grunt-zesty]

Magma Grunt Fact 19:

In one of our break rooms we have a bulletin board that has a bunch of pictures of people and Pokemon caught dozing off in strange places around the base . . .

It's nothing serious and is just supposed to be for light hearted fun . . .

Leader Maxie only has the one photo on there and we're still scratching our head as to who could have taken the picture . . .

[waitineedaname]

inside my brain is a slideshow of these panels of ritsu experiencing emotional torment

[helloaugustmoon]

girl wtf did I film this w my fucking eyes or what

[anyoldfandom]

Sometimes I remember that line in S3 meant to show how BK keeps up appearances of running Providence more humanely than WK where Rex says WK was so cheap that he didn't even buy individual stalls for the bathroom and then I remember that Rex got his own basketball court and locker room and Providence was constantly canonically paying for repairs for damages caused by Rex fighting EVOs and fighting EVOs rather than just immediately collaring them and paying for food and cages and such for incurables and EVOs waiting for Rex to cure them and paying to keep Paradise/Purgatory base afloat and then I think maybe. Maybe there is another reason WK was cheap.