#record bowl

[doorknobinmyayuss]

Alastor internet Headcanon

The reason Alastor hates the internet and mobile phones isn’t because he’s stuck in his ways or believes it will brainwash your mind.

It’s all because of one very simple reason. In the early two thousands when we all started thinking records were cool again, we didn’t stop to enjoy them for their authentic quality and sound but instead…

We did this.

[sammansonn]

[great-and-small]

[livwritesstuff]

Steve returned from the grocery store the Saturday before Halloween expecting to be met with the naturally kind of bedlam his three daughters and Eddie carving pumpkins all together.

He expects yelling and arguing and all kinds of mess (last year Steve found pumpkin "entrails", as Eddie calls them, on the ceiling somehow). On the contrary, the house is quiet when Steve walks into the house, and in the kitchen, where the pumpkin carving was supposed to be taking place, he only finds Eddie, laser-focused on his own pumpkin amidst an otherwise vacant table.

“So how’s pumpkin carving with the kids going?” Steve asked pointedly.

“Yes, yes, I love spending quality time with our children,” Eddie replies without looking up.

“Where’d they go?”

“Well, Moe didn’t like dealing with the pumpkin guts, which, whatever, that’s fine. I said I’d de-gut her pumpkin for her, so she left, and then I lost the other two when their arms got tired.”

(He puts air quotes around that last part).

“Lo and behold, here I am carving pumpkins all by my lonesome.”

Steve looks at the table to see three gutless pumpkins sitting where their daughters had once been.

“Hmm.”

He heads off in search of the hellraisers and finds them all piled in on the couch watching cartoons.

“Uh, hello,” he said, switching the TV off and ignoring their groans of protest, “Did we get lost or something? Dad’s carving pumpkins all by himself. Not very Halloween-spirit of you guys.”

“The pumpkin seeds part is so gross,” Moe says, nose wrinkled.

“Yeah, nice try. Dad took care of it for you. He took care of that for all of you, and so you’re gonna go downstairs and carve pumpkins with him because he’s really good to the three of you and he loves getting to do this Halloween stuff with you guys.” 

Steve can tell that they’ve all been convinced even if they’re pretending not to be (and Hazel would probably be downstairs already if she wasn’t following her big sisters’ leads), but maybe just need one last pre-teen push.

“Whoever’s downstairs first gets first-round pick in the candy draft.”

The girls glance at each other for a moment before all at once they’re all scrambling for the kitchen.

[tangledinink]

For a sketch request, perhaps something funny you thought of for your fic/au?

yoshi: what kind of school just sends a turtle home with a kid...!? mikey: daddy you signed the permission slip for it

yoshi: ive gotta start reading those before i sign them...

[mic-check-stims]

Coinshipping board for @electricgaslight

X-X-X X X-X-X

[smile-files]

she then started wiping his face with a handkerchief, confused

[brofightiscancelled]

hair evolution

[realtapiocafan]

🥺 i just let out the softest whimper

[lord-shitbox]

staying up wayyy past my bedtime so of course I must draw the stupidest shit

[mildmayfoxe]

series of meals

[allpromarlo]

the recording academy heard drake drag kendrick for winning grammys and said give him five more

[cowb0ygenius]

the character in the cool about it snippet boygenius posted on instagram looks like julien on the hollywood bowl poster

[bloodyparts]

i think whenever the studio recording of dust bowl is released i will lock myself in a shed in the woods with nothing but that song and my headphones and not see another human being for at least 24 hours

[bigmammallama5]

I got a lot of lovely work back from last weekend’s soda firing!! Very pleased with the results, and they should look even better after clean up!

[quinnhills]

eleven months on hrt, babes 😁