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I just finished Moby Dick and, by God, imagine if Herman Melville learned about furries.
#moby dick#herman melville#furries#fishies#damphy#???#i tried to do my research#but for real i have never listened to a man talk so much about crotches and sperm#he wants an ~exotic~ prince who may or may not be a whale to whisk him away#its very gay its very long its very “dear god let this man fuck a whale”#it is such a genuinely sweet book about obsession and madness and#FUCKING. WHALES.#sperm whale specifically#you have no idea how tempted i am to design melville a whale furry#reblogglelog#i also HC Queequeg pulling a whole ass “I am a Nigerian prince”
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tag meme
getting to know me! tagged by my own beloved @reblogglelog who... I mean, nearly 4 years of dating and 6 years of friendship, probably knows me at least medium, but I love getting to talk about myself (which she also knows) so! :P
Last song I listened to- "Cigarettes & Feelings" by The Haunt, because spotify was like "ah, you want something with Bop to it, don't ya?"
Last show I watched- Justice League Action. with @reblogglelog, in point of fact XP this show is dear, and unhinged, and space cabbie is the chaotic neutral fae we all want in our lives, if not on our streets
Currently reading- Saint Death's Daughter. Did not expect to like this as much as I do! Necromancy and queer, but the cinnabon of a protagonist could not be more different from my problematic fave of the same genre, Gideon the Ninth.
My AO3 reading is also [redacted] by and large, though right now the majority of my most recent reads go to the absurdly wholesome tie of superbats and spirk <3
Current obsession- oh man you have to be way more specific ;-; for gaming, I've fallen deep and hard into CK3 and mtg (mtg has been for a while but is still all consuming). for fandom, all things DC but particularly the bats and the Justice League—then also Good Omens, but I am still mentally on fire about the finale and haven't yet properly engaged in fic because. I just. I want to scream and can't fight through that to read (yet) xp oh also buffy and hannibal have both been reawakened by showing them to folks and *wails* got a lot of feels
No hassle (no down payment!) tagging: @acrownforaking to keep the polycule tag going :P also anyone else who's interested!
#bear in mind those ships are wholesome by my standards#both have angst galor if you look for it <3#or even if you don't in some 'verses#but yeah I have about a dozen GO fics open and I *will* read them... soon ;-;#good omens#spirk#superbats#some true truths about me#reblogglelog#acrownforaking
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via my girlfriend @reblogglelog
*sweats nervously*
“they tried to kill each other” yes and? do you have a problem with true love
#listen babe I love you but if we were having a fight to the death you would use fire and I would die#...which is honestly a tag that could apply to either you or acrownforaking#but I did mean reblogglelog in this moment#adventures in polyamory#talk about the polyarmory I guess#reblogglelog
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Getting to know me!
I was tagged by @sorryallonsy. Hi, friend!
Last song I listened to- "Orange Juice" by Noah Kahan, because its sad boy hours. It's also a lovely song about loving someone suffering addiction.
Last show I watched- Justice League Action. It's cute, it's goofy, it's fun. I'm haunted by Space Cabbie. Space Cabbie is not human.
Currently reading- Justice League 1987, Issue #5. These children are so toxic.
My AO3 reading is [redacted].
Current obsession- *gestures broadly around* I'm a fluttering creature and bumble from one thing to the next, though one could possibly generously say that I am mentally stimulated by DC Comic's human Green Lanterns. Specifically the red head. Whatever his name it.
No hassle (no down payment!) tagging: @awritersrejections and @acrownforaking
Obviously, no pressure or need to hop on this bandwagon. I honestly only did because I looked over at YouTube and went "ah, yes, a chance to push my agenda of making people listen to Noah Kahan."
#getting to know me#uh#tagging meme?#what is this?#i dont play the MMO part of Tumblr#reblogglelog#tagging the polycule because im here to menace
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so, I've found myself in the position of explaining ABO to no fewer than three different professors, but still nothing prepared me to explain why me and my girlfriend fell into absolutely helpless laughter when my brother Adam (name matters) showed me the drawing his daughter did as her contribution to our dad, Bernard's, birthday coloring book (long story*)—
Idk what I love most here. The fact my 8-year-old niece has better handwriting than I do? the fact she clearly tried so much harder on the "it's okay to be a GAY man" bit than any of the rest of the writing? The little flag in the corner, as if the overwhelming subtlety of young, gay santa over there didn't clue you in? the goddamn ship name???
Hilarious, all of it, 10/10
So Adam shows me and my gf @acrownforaking the picture. We cackle because, well, I'm the Designated Gay in the family and ofc we're delighted. (To be clear, my dad's birthday also happens to be his 32-year wedding anniversary with my mom, and he is not in any way gay.)
But then Adam goes, "yeah, we don't know why she did this, or what 'adamxbernard' means... I think that she's glad we love each other?"
me and crown, who met through fandom, Mc-Fucking-LoseIt, and then have to quickly cover and be all "oh! yeah! that's totally what that means, yep, no need to google"
At the party everyone thinks it's very dear. My niece spends the whole night preening about how well her page of the birthday coloring book has gone over.
but I just had to share this because. I mean. my partners get it (thank you also to @reblogglelog for letting me lose my mind to you about this the next day <3) but I need More People To See
#queer#fuck I have no idea what to tag this#some true truths about me#uhhhhhhhhhh#gay#coloring books#idk send help#it later turned out that my niece has a gay teacher and she thinks he's awesome#so that's why#but like#*helpless noises*
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Genuinely charmed by how Hal thinks about his fellow lanterns and describes how they use their rings. Though, Kyle, sweetie, now may not be the time to worry about your linework. <3
bonus killowog under the cut
#green lantern#rebirth 2004#guy gardner#john stewart#kyle rayner#killowog#hal jordan#hal jordan being hard for his boys#they are all dating ur honor and killowog is the DD#hal like “these are my blorbos and i love them so much 🥺🥺🥺”#live reblogglelog
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@reblogglelog, I continue to appreciate the offer but, love, they wouldn't let you play with yeast or moss or crows in prison :(
the 5 love languages: song recommendations, parallel play, talking about The Character, offering to kill each other’s parents, gifting little trinkets
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"fuck you john im over my exes"
"im doing great"
"it don't even think about it anymore"
"threw all that stuff out"
"cause im over it you know"
bonus under the cut:
#rebirth 2004#green lantern#guy gardner#john stewart#this bitch really said “im over it” and then took John to his SHRINE#how the hell can guy afford that place#he's a FUCKING liar dave#live reblogglelog
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that's the face of a planet who has seen shit you couldn't comprehend
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hal: 0 condiments: 1 dignity: -100
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struck DEAD by @reblogglelog in the tags
Ok
#rather like those children are about to be!#reblogglelog#seriously tho babe I cackled a tiny bit :>
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Parallax really just played Barbie Color and Style with Hal Jordan and Parallax was RIGHT.
WHITE STREAK. 👏 SHOULDER PADS. 👏 THIGH HIGHS. 👏
And then they RUINED IT.
Put it BACK. bonus: just an entity and his boy <3
#green lantern#rebirth 2004#hal jordan#parallax#parallax hal#live reblogglelog#my exact words when i read that#like when they changed the beast into a prince in the animated disney movie#“change back >:(”#they de-daddied him the COWARDS#WOAH THERE PARALLAX WHERE IS YOUR HAND GOING#👀👀👀
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the girls are fighting
babygirls are fiiightiiiiing
#hal jordan#green lantern#rebirth 2004#parallax#spectre hal#spectre hal jordan#when the entity of fear and the spirit of vengeance ask you to the dance 😳#live reblogglelog
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#guy gardner#hal jordan#green lanter#green lantern: war of the green lanterns#im pretty sure#i livebloged at SO#@awritersrejection#live reblogglelog#but also after the fact
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hey everyone stop and look at my girlfriend's gorgeous tags <3 (via @reblogglelog)
What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas
#fuck but I love the way you see the world#(nearly said 'my bae's tags' but I feel like that is no longer common vernacular XP)#also I love all of these too#plus california poppies#which do not last a half hour after they're picked but are so beautiful while alive#reblogglelog
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I've spent the last month Pepe Silva-ing my way through Green Lantern and I currently have 22 tabs open with different runs, arcs, decades, reading orders, and wikipedia pages. This is because I wanted to read about Red Lantern Guy Gardner, but in order to understand what was happening in Red Lanterns, I had to read three other Green Lantern series and then got distracted by Sinestro and Hal's Adventures Through Space (what's the honeymoon version of a going on a road trip with your ex?), and Hal is such a pathetic wet boy and that triggered my Parallax Curiosity (hunger) so I went all the way back to the 90s run of Green Lantern to meet him (Hal Jordan you tragic bastard) and that's why I'm currently reading The Spectre.
#hal jordan#green lantern#live reblogglelog#im coming back to you guy i swear#i need to know your Warriors arc#i need to Understand#his hands are GUNS#and kyle is there?#god i am in love with 90s Hal Parallax like#its such a Way to show a good man collapsing#he needed help and he got scorn#and a scorn woman decides to rewrite your entire reality#my enclosure is so Enriched
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