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noodles-and-tea · 14 days

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Imma drop kick Ford for treating Lil Stanley like that. Keep it away??? Excuse me sir let me just smack you! How dare you treat that little boy like that. As if Stan doesn’t have enough self esteem issues as it is! You better hug him NOW 😭

Meanwhile Adult!Stanley is like “I will protect him with every last breath I have!” And hugging him so tight 🥹😫

I just needed you to know that Ford does come around… eventually.

#IM RIGHT THERE W YOU!!#Fiddleford absolutely will NOT have that behaviour #so after a while Ford begrudgingly starts treating him like #you know #a human #and then he gets real attached to his (literal) baby brother #STANLEY WITH BABY FORD ON THE OTHER HAND #RAHHH!!!!!#my art #ask #twins in time au #stan pines #stanford pines #stanley pines #ford pines #gravity falls

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wulfhalls · 7 months

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corrupted godhood. reluctant false messiah. prophecy as a creeping all consuming malady. does the oracle see the future or make the future? the horror of trapping yourself inescapably on purpose. the chains of destiny dragging you towards the path you are fighting tooth and nail to free yourself from. there never having been a chance to begin with. no other choice to make. but making that choice regardless.

#feel delirious with how well denis captured all of this. he made my blorbo of all time real 😭😭 timtom i owe u everything <3 #way over half a decade waiting for this was more than worth it. im swooning #dune #dune part two #paul atreides #dunetwo #thats my sweet darling angel baby boy despotic genocidal religious figurehead who never did anything wrong ever 💖

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probablygayattorneys · 1 year

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I watched one of the Mormon films the voice of Layton is in a bit role (he literally appears in three scenes) with my family just for him and now I’m just

#Christopher Robin miller #the rm #was also surprised and happy that will Swenson is in it too tho #I like him #but yeah I watched it for his three extremely short scenes #and you know I am normally so good with voices but #I cannot hear Layton in his normal American accent #I just can’t #also I’m not queueing this because I don’t feel like it #real time baby

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ariaste · 2 months

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Me: [sees everyone talking about how Assad Zaman was "literally" coming up with RPF about himself and Eric Bogosian in an interview]

Me: ah, fandom's doing its little "interpret an innocent comment in Some Kind Of Way" thing again, let's go find the video and do our own critical thinking about what was actually said here--

Assad: What would happen if I said-- [words that cannot be interpreted as anything but RPF fanfic]

Me:

Me: ok fandom gets a pass on this one actually

#interview with the vampire #devil's minion #assad zaman #he's just hit that level of devil's minion brainrot #i've seen it a thousand times #this cast is fully unhinged and I ADORE them #the chaos energy is off the charts #eric out here setting a bad example with his “did u know u can say anything u want in interviews actually :)))” energy #assad seems one step away from getting Marxist about it like #“if rolin doesn't let me kiss daniel in s3 we must Seize The Means Of Production”#baby boy listen... be the change you want to see in the world #if u wanna write ur own devil's minion fanfic and film it on ur iphone i support u 100% and i will get u in contact with the OTW's lawyers #who ironically were invented partially BECAUSE of people getting in trouble for writing Anne Rice fanfic #this is what we call Plot Structure #real life does not usually have such a satisfying Plot Structure but it could in this case if assad reaches level 100 in Unhingery #and tbh i truly don't know that I would put it past him at this point #iwtv

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lilybug-02 · 5 months

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Eimmet High...temmiE high. OMG!

Part 28 || First || Previous || Next...(Hiatus)

--Full Series--

Next update may take...much longer! I have finals and an internship and not to mention I have to draw- A LOT :')

#Golly!#this is a shorter update but I wanted it to be that way. We've been in the house for a while. It's time to change some scenery!!#Chara using their game narrator voice like “golly!” and “amazing!”#Eimmet high :)) i was really hoping to be able to reference Temmie Chang here. An integral part of UT/DR!! She's awesome!#WE ARE OFFICIALLY ON Day 2 BABY #yes- there is still a little everyman easter egg as well as some other things... ;)#I tried so many new and different things for these panels. I was a little nervous implementing them. But im having a lot of fun with it!#i try to put my own artistic enjoyment above all other things :) its what I strive for.#Angle's landing day! excited for the festivities!#Chara is feeling stabby :)#loved detailing Chara's hand in the last page. When I detail the hands- just know shits getting real #I'm really happy with how I was able to redraw Toriel here. She showed up in the second part and that was it for 2 years -w-#so even if she's not a major character- I wanted to give her some good screen time <3 #I did not make the Darkworld “Mayor” just for that one joke....but dang did it fit perfectly.#these 4 pages took longer than I wanted. I got burnt out with school and then finals came!!! AND ALSO EMAILS q-q #deltarune chara timeline #deltarune chara timeline comic #chara #asriel #kris #susie #toriel #tw cursing #cw cursing

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funkle420 · 3 months

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alien-bluez · 6 months

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Lark can't handle nice things, and as he says "always fucks it up."

Drew a scene from this fic here, please please go read it right now!

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and daddies fanart #dndads fanart #fanfic #dndads fanfic #lark oak #nick close #nicky foster #i'm not tagging all his names #lark oak garcia #dndads s1 #nark #baby's first ever comic yippee #nark got me so fucked that i learned how to make a comic for them #this fic has me real fucked up i love it so much #and everything by this author is rlly good #if u like nark angst or lark angst or both ur gonna have a good time then #kind of obsessed with this they've been rotting my brain so hard i drew lark so much here i have him down pat

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bakudekublogblog · 4 months

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kacchan is so much gayer than I would have ever been able to reasonably anticipate

#every time he dies he comes back twice as gay so we are like 800% gay power #bakudeku #bkdk #mha spoilers #bnha spoilers #mha leaks #he can’t compete with Izuku anymore his real competition is becoming as gay as humanly possible #he’s gay in ways previously unknown to man #FOREVER????#I WANTED US TO CHASE EACH OTHER FOREVER???#BABY WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE QUIRKLESS I WANTED TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER #BABY I ALREADY HAD OUR LIVES PLANNED OUT I PICKED OUT A WEDDING VENUE WYM YOURE QUIRKLESS #I JUST IMAGINED THAT I’D BE WITH YOU FOREVER I JUST WANTED TO BE WITH YOU #I’M SOBBING HYSTERICALLY BC MY WHOLE FUTURE I HAD PLANNED WITH YOU #KACCHAN????

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justaz · 4 months

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king merlin after meeting lady guinevere and sir lancelot’s baby and falling in love: arthur. i want a baby.

king arthur, not looking up from his paperwork: …what?

merlin: give me a baby.

arthur, sighing: merlin, you studied to be a physician. i don’t think i have to be the one to tell you how impractical that is.

merlin, rolling his eyes: this is why i’m the brighter side of the coin

arthur, finally looking up: wha-

queen merlin using magic to transform her body: i. want. a. baby.

arthur:

arthur: *stands up from his desk so fast his chair topples over, multiple parchments flutter to the ground, his tunic is already off*

#genderfluid merlin #the real genderfluid experience is answering ‘shapeshifting’ to that ‘which power would you pick’ question #every. time.#merlin is lucky enough to have magic to accomplish this #i am Envious #merthur #i am a firm believer in top!merlin #but i am also a believer in emrys being the incarnate of nature and longing to make life #all the people hes killed #all the death hes caused #he wants to balance it out with children #obviously thats not the only reason but yk #all of their kids have birthdays in the winter bc merlin really really REALLY wants a baby in spring #for SOME reason 👀#(psst its bc hes connected to nature and has a (i dont want to say heat but) heat)#(and bc dragonlords are like part dragon so that animalistic quality to him absolutely does not help with the heat allegations)#queen merlin #king merlin #merlin emrys #king arthur #arthur pendragon #incorrect quotes #bbc merlin #incorrect merlin quotes #headcanon #head canon #hc #fic #fanfic #fanfiction

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jinjjayo · 13 days

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forever playlist: GIRLS' GENERATION - THE BOYS (2011)

#girls' generation #snsd #cw flashing lights #femaleidolsedit #ggnet #ultkpopnetwork #goldeneraedit #dailysnsd #secondgenidol #rowan gifs #*fp #the boys was a real formative moment for baby rowan. i watched this the day it dropped with a friend #i wouldve been 13 #and was at the time suspiciously fixated on short hair sunny (🏳️‍🌈)

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dayurno · 2 months

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this is like. not a real issue but out of all the ways kevin gets mischaracterized i think my least favorite is when people assume he is a sore loser and, specifically, will be one when the foxes lose against the trojans. 1) kevin has been playing exy for as long as he has been able to pick up a racquet, he is more than used to losing gracefully and probably had to learn it the hard way 2) the foxes lose a whole lot. like a Lot. they’re a bad team. when they first lose to the ravens kevin’s reaction is to say that despite their flaws he was happy with their performance, because he is not stupid and he knows when they are not evenly matched against a better opponent 3) he LOVES the trojans. he knew the trojans would beat the foxes in tkm and he was still just happy to be in their court. he warned jeremy to not throw away their game even if he was certain the foxes were going to lose if jeremy didn’t. if there is one thing kevin doesn’t do in exy it’s underestimate his opponents and, especially for the trojans’ case, there is very little in the world he’d like to see better than jean winning with the trojans. cope. stop fantasizing about kevin day getting humbled like he’s your middle school bully

#grabs u by the shoulders. you have to stop letting these people convince u kevin is unreasonable and dumb #hes not. nicky calls him an obsessed genius. seth hated him but he knew kevin would get them higher than where they were. be for real.#listen u can say anything u want abt my princess but exy is the only time ill put my foot down #hes the best of the best for a REASON #kevin isnt Just talented and spoiled he actually if you didnt know from the last 4 books dedicated every breathing moment to this sport #you gotta stop thinking about kevin day like that white baby #kevin #txt

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fumifooms · 8 months

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There’s something so viscerally sad about Thistle devoting his whole life body and soul to the family who bought him and put him in a clown costume

#Every time you sit at the dinner table further down from the REAL family you push down the self-doubts. You belong. You belong.You earned it #You are worthy #and like he does! Or does he really… They love him but just how do they see him?#Does he have to play the luth in the corner of the room to be able to spend time with his baby nephew? Entertainer or advisor or brother?#Ehem #dungeon meshi #thistle #spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #I have a theory though that the jester costume is a false perception of how tallmen thought elves dressed.#So then bc a bunch of courts want an elf it became a ‘dress the elf up in their cultural attire!’ thing tm and jester outfits became a thin #A touch of elven inspiration and just a load of bs and bad tailoring decisions

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laurapetrie · 11 months

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My parents were inexorable, they were forever. They chose each other over and over, sometimes in spite of, sometimes because of. It wasn't always a fairy tale, but I wanted to remember the best, dreamiest, most sublime part, and that part just happens to be true. - MELISSA NEWMAN

#head over heels is on my nightstand and life is a bowl of cherries!#never forget that time paul newman held me when i was a baby 🩷#paul newman #joanne woodward #real life romances #my scans #*

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year

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