#real though

[sergle]

this tweet is making me choke to death

[venusinthesun]

CW: yandere‼️ FEM NEUVILLETTE NATION‼️ this is SAPPHIC, for the GIRLS. I love my transfem wife <3

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Refined. Clingy.

Some of the words that come to mind as you sit on your shared bed, back pressed against some of the finest pillows as you stare at the wall ahead. You could probably name 15 more words if you really wanted too, but dedicating even more time to thinking about her would only make to sour your mood even more. Some would say that refined and clingy are opposites, or at least very hard to find something that could fit both words at once. But in your now years of experience dealing with neuvillette, you can now disagree with those people.

As she rests her head in your lap right now, her arms reaching up to lazily wrap around your waist, you can safely say the white-haired woman is clingy. Against better judgment, your gaze drops from the wall to her, looking over her closed eyes and soft lips with nothing short of an annoyed frown on your face. Because, even in her most vulnerable and careless moments, she is still incredibly…perfect.

It makes you wonder how many years she must of spent making sure at every moment she looked put-together, and you could almost feel a pang of envy in your heart. Because when she held your hand in hers, or stood close to you in public, she never showed how desperate she really was. Because if she keeps her lipstick perfect and hair in place despite the bruising grip on your waist, nobody will ever know she is obsessed.

Ah. A new word to add your description of her. You lift your gaze from her back to the wall, and go back to thinking about what you were before. Which was her.

[a3rosp4ce]

okay

[rabiddanesyndrome]

Save me… nascar YouTube account…

[dstconfessions]

I miss when wx78 had a good reason to eat gears. watching my friends stare in horror as I scarfed down what was supposed to be our fridge and ice flingo is a memory I will always look back at fondly

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[brokenhe4ds]

the way this is objectively one of the funniest pictures matty’s ever posted on his story-

[faunandfloraas]

Finally. A famous person who represents ME.

[faffreux]

I love how there's so many Fawful plushies and then there's just one Jolligig in the midst of so many clones of his husband

LMFAO

HE'S A VERY HAPPY BEAN

[huiyi07]

character: wants nothing to do with their past, has permanently broken it off from their life, never wants their past to catch up with them again

character’s fans: please god let their past catch up with them because it would be so fucking good

[amethyst-is-gay]

"QT's got the complexion of a chicken bake"

RJ City is crazy for that

[katkat030]

I feel like you’re slowly amassing an army of moots that don’t sleep/have bad sleep schedules XD

[littleshopofhorrors-confessions]

if orin was a woman i’d let her hit any day

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[derangedanomaly]

Am I ok? Probably not:D

But idrc

Understandable

[dstconfessions]

I'm starting stink discourse. personally I think woodie or wolfgang would be the stinkiest of all. wurt is on her own astral plane of stinkage but that's also bcs shes a merm so it's unfair to say she's the stinkiest :( but wilson my beloved probably made his own soap with beefalo fat and plants and shit like that so he's squeaky clean :3!!!

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[tinyluvs]

booking our tickets to the padded room rn actually

@cupid-ghoul 💖

[distant-screaming]

that is called aging I'm pretty sure darling