#real girlfriend videos

[marshals-2]

Been getting into my little pony lately and I have to say I really don't like the idea of cutie marks

[smoshidiot]

get to know me | my top 50 smosh sketches

42/50 - 1 hour special

"do you have the package?"

[endlesslytired]

[uzukali]

Yknow, pvp civ is actually pretty damn good when evbo isn't making meta/fourth wall breaking jokes every minute and pissing me off

[tired-stressed-trying-my-best]

I am trying very hard to remember that they (intentionally vague) are Real Human Beings that I don't know and that don't know me, and to not be creepy and weird and parasocial about it

but that sure would be a lot easier if the attractive guys would stop winking at the camera

[james-stark-the-writer]

feel like pure shit, just want her back

[hernameislover]

Hot girls have a million hobbies because theyre indecisive

[misscammiedawn]

Finished Season 1 of sense8 and will be starting the second as soon as possible.

This show really sells the raw empathy of having a tight knit queer community who can offer understanding and acceptance as well as the raw terror of what would happen if a funded and powerful network of infiltrators got eyes on you and your community.

[legendaryjarcollection]

Blinks awake. The lost boys fake dating au where Michael and Star pretend to be together to keep them both from being outed

[thedomesticanthropologist]

How can I even explain that I thirst over video game men but I'm

So Sapphic

I love Giiiiiirls

.... and fantasy men

[allylikethecat]

matty coming out on stage with an iv feels very ally coded

like i know he has done it before but i can honestly not not imagine george being exasperated with him for doing this only days after the diving-off-b-stage incident

plus, sick!matty is kinda your brandTM now

I am SCREAMING literally my first thought when I woke up and saw the pictures / videos of Matty in his socks, and little robe with his IV last night was “Wow, poor Matty I hope he feels better, I cannot WAIT to write a fic about this” 😂

It might take me a few days to get something written, but I do promise that I will for sure be writing something inspired by this event - Fictional!George isn’t sure how much more of this he can take, he is very much wondering if it’s possible to just… wrap Fictional!Matty completely in bubble wrap, for his own safety and for Fictional!George’s peace of mind (especially with it being so close to the diving-off-the-b-stage incident) I’m not sure if IRL he ripped out an actual real IV or just had fake one taped to his arm for ~dramatic effect~ but regardless, Fictional!George is not impressed, that is how people hurt themselves and give their loved ones ulcers MATTHEW. 

I am so completely honored though that my brand is being recognized as Sick!Fictional!Matty, because I full heartedly believe that Sick!Fictional!Matty is a very large part of the AllyLiketheCat brand, only to be rivaled by “Angst” and “Pain and Suffering.” 

ANYWAY, thank you so much for sending me this ask because I smiled SO HARD at the event being labeled as “ally coded” and brand recognition, like literally made my entire night, I’ve been staring at this ask for nearly an hour now and I just… still can’t stop smiling. I even had to walk away for a little bit before I could formulate a response because I was just like !!! This is the nicest anon they so get ME! Thank you so much for reading and for the continued support 🥰 I hope you continue to enjoy my fic and I will hopefully have a new sick fic up within in the week 🫡

❤️Ally

[wav48k]

i think that gerard tweet wasn’t the sole reason but more so the fact he’s been playing up ambiguity sexuality wise on social media even before by constantly diverting attention from questions abt it and purposely dancing around it but i agree

i was posting about that one specific tweet and its use as seeming "hard" "evidence" that people use and accept as "proof," rather than the general phenomenon of people finding whatever they can to support gerard being not straight in some way, but yeah absolutely theres other stuff from his time on social media that can be presented in the same way! esp when you line it all up in a neat little compilation and then wink meaningfully at the reader. this is literally how the petekey doc et al. get people lol, though obviously you have to have rpf goggles on in the first place to see #proof of gay bandom shipping and go "yeah this seems like the whole truth with no editorializing or misrepresentation." but thats off topic.

hes always had fun fucking with people who want to believe something about him, and if those people were weird invasive fans instead of homophobic warped tour rejects in the later years then more power to him! but expecting that to mean something about him personally is like expecting the stage gay to mean something about him personally 🕯️ just because hes not literally physically on a stage doesnt mean hes not acting a certain way on purpose for reactions/fun/art lol

[high-voltage-rat]

WHY do I keep seeing blazed Sidney Crosby stan posts on my dash. Am I being targeted because he's my hometown's hero??? Or has hockey tumblr just become that prolific???

[brltpop]

No hate for them, but i just ran across the video announcement of travis barker getting told he's becoming a dad again and he had the driest reaction i have ever seen

[berrycake99]

AI wasn't created because what it offers "doesn't exist already", most, if not all, very much exists in other forms, it was created to produce it faster. The point is literally for corporations to cut costs and produce cheaper even if shittier, and for lazy people to "bother less" to do something themselves. Don't get me wrong, I'm really not some "old snob", as pro-AI crowd likes to call it. I know that this is how most stuff we use today was also created. But you're not getting the full picture. The full picture is - AI was made to sell you more stuff and rend you more isolated and addicted to it. Just look at all the options it offers - it's not a one-purpose program. It can literally be your therapist, your girlfriend, do work for you, produce art for you... They already started putting prices on it it's not even free anymore already.

People know templates exist, they know art programs exist, they know... But all of technology we had so far still required some work from the user's side. And this is the main problem I have with AI "art" in any form, it's not even like my grandma thinks, that "digiral art is not real" because she doesn't really know how it works, it's not art because you don't produce anything. You don't create anything.

And you know what's really sad? I had many debates with pro-AI people, and their argument is always that the slop AI produces is "good enough" or "they don't see how it's bad". People who don't do art don't value art anymore, in any form. A six finger uneven alien-like mutant "drawing" looks good enough to them. They don't care how it was produced. Art is less and less valued in today's world. People actually care more to get something "faster" and will accept it with less quality.

Not to mention the unethical destruction and absolutely ridiculous waste of environment, again, by choice of "cheaper" .

Nobody cares because people became dulled by fast producing slop content. I can see how AI could be used ethically and be useful in some ways if was done right, unfortunately I don't think it was created for the sake of "advancing humanity" or whatever bullshit they advertise it with.

It was created by, and for capitalism.

I think a lot of what pro-AI people are really wanting is stuff that already exists but they don't know it's out there like

can't format a work email? templates

don't know how to write a resume? templates

writing a thank you card or a condolences card or a wedding invitation? templates templates templates

not sure how to format your citations in MLA or whatever format? citationmachine.net

summary of something you're reading for school/work? cliffnotes.com

recipe based on ingredients in your fridge? whatsintherefrigerator.com

there's a million more like, guys, we don't need AI, we never needed generative AI