#reader x Klarion

[thesharktanksdriver]

The witch boy and magical girl (platonic)

Sorry the ending is a bit rushed, I have a wake This weekend and a funeral plus exam on Monday

I still wanted to get this out tho so enjoy!

Magical girl y/n masterlist

Bruce could deal with a lot more than the average person could ever imagine

He’s dealt with a literal killer manic clown

Aliens

Vampires

56 assassins attacking him at once

Literal end of the world events once a year at least

But he doesn’t think anything compares to what he finds himself peering in on now

When he adopted a daughter who fights shadow creatures that feed off of negative human emotions and want to literally eat the universe he knew he was gonna see some weird shit

The weird cosmic ferret, he’d mentally dealt with that already

Same with the Magical weapons that transform and how his new daughter could change her appearance at will

That he could all deal with

But watching his daughter paint her nails with Klarion the witch boy, lord of chaos while they talked about sailor moon wasn’t something he thought he’d have to grapple with

So instead he closes the door and ponders his life and how it got to this point

How you somehow befriended the witch boy started as all good things do

Accidentally finding a someone being tormented by Shadowmites that you have to then kill

But oddly enough instead of the usual human it was…a cat?

An orange cat with distinct blood red eyes and striped black rigged markings

It hissed and scratched at the Shadowmites but was unable to harm them much to its confusion

Until you whacked its assailants with a hammer making them dissipate into nothing

It stared at you and you stared at the cat

And it just kinda tagged along with you for the rest of your patrol

To be fair…having a ultra intelligent possibly eldritch creature in the disguise of a regular animal wasn’t really a “new” thing to you

So when the cat began to follow you it didn’t really bother you much

If anything it was kinda funny especially since Rigel seemed to have an almost silent companionship with the feline

Staring down at the ginger cat from his perch on your shoulders as you continued your nightly patrol

Chittering and barking as the cat meowed back occasionally

If at this point you questioned anything in life anymore you’d be curious as to how their seemingly communicating but now you couldn’t really care

You were just happy the seemingly demon cat got along with your ex-deity ferret

Along with the fact that this seemingly aggressive cat who tried to scratch the eyes out of anyone who got too close for its liking seemed to enjoy your presence

Even at one point during your food break curling up in your lap wanting to be lavished in attention

The violent cat being reduced to a softly purring mass of fluffy orange hair

Black leather collar and red gemstone attached to it

This was definitely some bougie cat, almost definitely a supernatural one as well considering it saw Shadowmites

But the collar definitely implied an owner

A rich one at that too

So you post online with a picture of yourself and the cat asking for its owner

Mostly since the collar had some type of ancient language not spoken by you in a hieroglyphic type of alphabet

Cool as hell

But impractical to you as you tried to Google translate it

He’ll you’d even sent a picture to dick and all you got back was garbled nonsense that looked like he slammed his face against a keyboard

Which was probable since he was on yet another coffee bender where he stayed up for too long

Alfred would definitely not be pleased

But back on topic of the eldritch Garfield cat, eventually you got a response

But not via online

More like in person since a figure then materialized in front of you via scarlet fire

And there floating in all his glory was lord of chaos Klarion the witch boy

Looking back maybe you should have payed more attention during that one league meeting your dad took you to where they talked about him

To be fair though, at the time you were surviving on 2 hours of sleep, a combination of redbull and monsters along with hopes and dreams

So you couldn’t be blamed in remembering he had a cat familiar

Or said cat familiar was likely an eldritch level entity in the form of a cat

A cat with red eyes

….ok maybe there were more obvious warnings and you were just excited about the weird cat to notice

As you had a mental debate with yourself there he stood, hair pointed upwards into what looked to be horns and in a suit

Magic twisting around him in a scarlet aura

Distinctly you notice patches of ice blue on the tips of his fingers that quickly distort to the flesh tone consistent with him

And from then on out the encounter with him is…odd to say the least

His cat (whom you then learned was named Teekl) getting up from your lap

Klarion is….odd

He scoops up his familiar fretting over the ginger cat, making subtle threats your way the entire time

Asking the kitty if he had to “erase someone from existence” once again

But luckily for you whatever the cat meows to him is enough for him to cast a glance back to you

Though now not out of suspicion but instead curiosity

(Something perhaps to others would be just as bad)

He quirks an eye at you, looking you up and down once more but now giving you a proper look

Now seeming to notice your own magical aura and companion of otherworldly nature

And suddenly something clicks in his head

“You’re that magic girl I’ve heard about.” He says gliding a hand through the fur of his familiar, the demonic cat purring in content.

“Bit vague of a statement, but yeah that’s one way to describe me I guess” you respond shrugging your shoulders laxly, he seems on edge even with your demeanour.

“And your…not attacking me? Not trying to play goody-two shoes? And “bring me to justice” with a big speech about doing good” He almost seems to hiss this out. A defensive air to him.

“Look dude, I deal with weird inter-dimensional shadow creatures that feed on negative human emotions” you explain pulling out your magical weapon in the shape of an axe, you close an eye and aim while biting your tongue before throwing it to hit said shadowmite clinging to his shoulder. The creature gives out a cry, before dissipating into a melting puddle of inky black sizzling liquid, he stares down now seemingly more intrigued. “I don’t deal with robberies or anything besides those things and the occasional helping someone. Plus I’m decent friends with a few villains of the city”

“I’ve been trying to kill that thing for ages…” he pauses whisky looking down at the creature. Teekl hisses at the disappearing remnants of the creature. “How come your able to destroy them?”

“Only magic from their realm can kill them, I’m the only one with access to it ”

For a long moment the witch boy goes quiet, staring at the spot the puddle used to be. He turns his face to you once more, a smile on his face. “I think I like you Magic girl. Your more interesting than I thought.” He says this so suddenly that your left a bit baffled yet you give him a thumbs up. This seems to make him more amused as a portal opens beneath him, “I’ll be in touch”. With that he left

As he said Klarion would appear to you a few nights later on your lunch break during patrol

Quite literally appearing from nowhere as he laid down kicking his legs back and forth

Along with stealing some of your fries

You had to resist the urge from stopping him from stealing your food, it was still hard getting used to having an abundance of food now

There was no more scraping together to afford cup ramen from the 711 cashier who’d pretend not to notice the missing 50 cents

No more going to go to bed hungry because of the free lunch program at Gotham academy and reasoning you’d save your scraps for dinner the next day

No more barely scraping by just to survive

But never truly live though, surving was different to truly living

You couldn’t call your much of life before your adoption as living

The only moments you did truly feel alive was when you’d save someone or watch old reruns of sailor moon or cardcaptor sakura

Forever dreaming to be a better hero like them

To be a pretty sailor scout who saved the day despite being scared

To be able to enjoy something as mundane as skating on roller blades without potentially being mugged

Though your trying to get used to having free time

Having a Better sleeping schedules

Having Food

And having free time

It’s still feels odd

Still is weird to finally have time to yourself with nothing to fill it with

Even like now on your break during patrol you don’t know how to spend it

But now at least you have more company to fill that uncertainty of what to do

Curiously Klarion eyes your weapon, before finally speaking aloud

For awhile he asks mostly about your abilities

The extent of your power and what type of magic you could do

Showing him your weapon and transformation seems to cause him more questions

Especially since he mumbles to himself about your magic being different to anything he’s seen

As a lord of chaos it was safe to say he was adverse to almost all types of magic there was to offer

So seeing something this new and odd after millenniums of years of being alive is certainly a sight

He even says so to your face

Which brings up the question to you, after so long he’s still a kid?

You get that he probably ages slower than most, almost all magical creatures or people did

But after so long he was still a kid?

You can’t say you relate

You grew up too fast

But maybe that’s why your equally intrigued by the horned boy

You begin to notice that at some point he began to watch you from afar during missions

Sometimes from a rooftop

Other times it’s from an alleyway

Klarion watches and you always find yourself waving to him

But as time goes on he gets closer

Even if Damien or Jason tag along with you

But neither seem to notice him

No one but yourself ever does even if in a crowd of people he’d be someone they’d be fleeing from

Definitely some sort of magic stuff

Or maybe he was just oddly good at blending in

Either way you see him and wave and he gets closer each time

As does his vists during your break where he asks you questions of your magic

Your abilities

What the shadowmites are and what their goals are?

Are they fully sentient?

Their all things that you answer him as best you can, now bringing extra food for him so he didn’t steal from you anymore

Yet despite that he always steals a fry

Probably something he finds funny and something you find yourself less anxious about now

In a lot of ways he reminds you of a cat which is funny considering his familiar

He watched from a distance before getting closer and closer as time went on

Mischievous and sometimes a bit spiteful but with a playful edge like a cat pushing something off a shelf with fluffy claws

Positive interaction usually being something that pushes him farther away at first but now gravitates him closer

It’s odd

He’s odd

But so are you

A lord of chaos and a magical girl definitely weren’t titles that upheld the pillars of normality

So it’s perhaps not odd either of you are the way you are

And yet it draws you both closer like magnets all the same

Meetings get more frequent

As do more topics of much more mundane things being brought up

He asks you about human things he doesn’t understand, questions he’d feel to embarrassed to ask any of his “allies” due to not wanting to be written off as an oblivious kid

Because for as much as Klarion tries to be taken seriously he’s still subtly looked down upon

His chaos seen as little more than that of a child being given godly power to wield at his command

But over your talks you come to see there’s much more to it all

Lords of chaos function differently to humans both physically, emotionally and mentally

What was seen as mindless abject chaos to others was an art form and way of living and expression to them

A means to express and delight in the non-orderly nature of the universe, to live not constricted to the boundaries of reality itself

Constructing a landscape of Picasso paintings come to life or making a smiley face by moving the stars out of their places in their solar systems are a sort of expression to him

They viewed the universe as their canvas

That could be both good and bad in various ways

It’s the same in the fact too much order could be bad

Because chaos and order are a revolving door that need one another

They weren’t objectively good or bad, just neutral in nature until the scales tipped too much in one direction

Because complete anarchy is objectively terrible but so it a totalitarian police state

Both are bad in different ways because the scales are unbalanced

And now he’s left one of the last of his kind, for better or worse

And he’s a lot more lonely than he’d like to admit

Because he’s surrounded in a sea of beings too unfamiliar to his own

Orderly creatures in an orderly society in an orderly world and in an orderly universe or at least that’s how it feels to him

Human bodies function in certain predicable patterns as do the ways their societies work. Cogs and Gears working orderly in a intricate machine

And that makes it all the more confusing and alien to him in a bad way

But you can understand feeling alike to society even if you are human

So you try your best to explain to him

And even if at times he still seems confused he seems appreciative that you try

That you don’t seem to look down on him for not understanding humans and how humanity works as a whole

Because how can anyone assume that he would when he’s a lord of chaos

It’s literally in the name

And from then on it grows

The interest beyond the supernatural to the mundane

You show him the little things in life

Taking him in disguise to your favourite hotdog stand on a corner of a dodgy street down to walking him around Gotham and almost getting shanked along the way

All the while you show him that humanity is quite as orderly as he thought

He sees graffiti sprayed on brick walls, tags of neon colour of names that people try to scrub off but stubbornly and triumphantly remain

A person in odd dress on the street corner waiting for a bus, the way in which their clothes don’t mesh at all and the colour clash but they wear it anyways in style

The little shortcuts you take him to through alleyways and through abandoned buildings still standing to the test of time.

By his smile you think he comes to appreciate it all

The small signs that the machine he assumed humanity to be wasn’t just that

Cogs and gears too big or too small, bringing a bit of chaos in their wake

He knows your identity, you’ve known that he’s known for a long while now, and yet for some reason you trust him with it

Just as he trusts you to treat him all the same while in his true form

Blue skin, red eyes and all

And he’s seen you too

The girl behind the dramatic cutesy clothes, magically changing eyes, hair, face and height

You were just you

Klarion was just Klarion

And Tekyl and Rigel tagging along with it all

But to be honest you’d never thought he’d trust you enough for this

Whats this exactly? Oh well just him dragging you along to a meeting the Light was having as his quote on quote “human translator”

Aka explaining to him human things he didn’t understand

Aka him just wanting you there to sit with him for the duration of said meeting

Your not sure how this happened

Neither is any other member except the old man your pretty sure is Damien’s assassin grandfather

You can tell by the pointed emerald green eyes, similarly deathly composed demeanour and the same look of surprised/somehow impressed he gives you similar to when Damien sees half the shit you deal with

Speaking of which you’ll need to get him on board with Klarion to have another member for clue night

But that was a later issue

The real issue was right now

Klarion arguing with half the people here as you stand there more exasperated than anything

The witch boy occasionally shaking you by the shoulders…and climbing on you hissing and swiping at people who got too close

You see why a demon cat is his familiar

But even Teykl seemed a bit annoyed by his behaviour by how she rolled their eyes

Didn’t know cats could do that but hey, teykl’s also a demon cat so there’s probably a lot she can do compared to regular cats

Just as cute, but more lethal though instead of just getting a quick swipe at your hand

A door opens, a new contender for the fight

Though luckily (or unluckily for you) it’s Deathstroke

Instinctively you wave

And that pauses the fight

“Hey, how was that job abroad? I haven’t seen any dictators dead yet”

“You’ll be seeing it in the news soon, but what are you doing here?”

“Klarion brought me”

“Ah”

“You have a shadowmite on your shoulder, hold on, lemme get get it for you” and with that you transform you magical weapon, sparkles fly as a bright light momentarily flashes the room. In your hands was a battle axe, pink with bows and ribbons flowing as you chuck it at the invisible creature now made visible on Slade’s shoulder when the blade imbeds itself into the things flesh. It screeches reaching a shadowy hand as it’s pinned to the wall, prying your axe from the wall it falls to the floor but can’t get free as you hold it down beneath your foot. There’s no last words for the creature, just hungry screaming for its next victim until the axe comes down on its head severing the tie from this world.

The room is silent for a few moments, “you could’ve killed it with just the throw if you aimed a bit more to the left. Besides that you had good form”

You get to sit between both Klarion and Slade for the meeting

Somehow you doing your hero job impressed (more like terrified) this group of villains

Maybe it was manifesting your weapon from thin air within the blink of an eye

Maybe the fact you threw it at Mach 1

Maybe it was the fact that you could’ve summoned it at any time, make it any weapon you wanted including a bazooka at will

Or maybe it was learning your keeping the literal universe from being eaten on a daily basis from inter-dimensional shadow creatures who’ve eaten countless realities already

Fun thing to explain to such a diverse group ranging from a evil billionaire, a dictator and two immortal men who were older than dirt

The entire meeting you end up keeping Klarion from impulsively deciding to leave because he found it boring and drawn out

To be fair to him it definitely was, but how he’s gotten away with disappearing 30 minutes in each time was beyond you

So somehow you do the impossible

He stays the duration of the full meeting

It’s a first for everyone

What’s also a first is that Tekyl hasn’t gone off and scratched some unfortunate members leg like a scratching post

Mostly because she stayed perched in your lap along with Rigel

Later on when hanging out with Klarion on a roof your not surprised when he mentions that you’ve been offered a “partial membership”

He laughs and burns the letter for you

You’d think that the meeting between Damien and Klarion wouldn’t go well

And you’d be mostly right

At least until Damien spotted Tekyl on klarions shoulder and somehow the two ended up talking about things

And looking past the being a hero and being an super villain they got along well

Well enough that your now slightly worried for anyone who sent you weird messages online again

Because now they’ll have to deal with Tim giving these two their up address

But beyond that you feel bad for Bruce

Because dear god when he finds out Damien invited the lord of chaos to movie night

Jason was gonna love him

Your iffy about Tim but you know Dick is gonna practically wedge himself into the three of you hanging out before Damine threatens him or Klarion sends him halfway across the world or something

Besides all of that though your happy he gets along with Damien

That he has another human friend

Your also proud of Damien as well

Though you do wish he’d stop giving Klarion new ideas for his schemes

Showing him MLP wants a good idea when the character of discord existed

Yeah he had a field day when he was introduced

Chocolate rain and literal actual cotton candy clouds had a lot more of an environmental impact than shown in the kids show

Thankfully it was only the UK that suffered the side effects

And a very pissed off John Constantine

At some point you and Damien begin to sneak him into the manor

Somehow Alfred knew and can only smile and warn the lord of chaos to turn things back to normal before he leaves

And so the fun begins

Damien shows him his swords collection and bat cow

You end up binging madoka magica with him and your collection of magical girl figures

He ends up showing you and Damien some of his magic

And the infinite pillow fort in the corner of your room is born

It literally goes on forever…you think

Is there an end? You don’t know, but all you do know is that at some point you went in there and emerged 7 hours later still not reaching the end

Kinda like the backrooms but with less monsters and piss stained looked walls and carpet but instead with pastel pillows and my melody and kuromi merch scattered around

Now having permission to appear in the manor, or at least in yours or Damien’s rooms he sometimes appears at odd hours of the night

Like you’ll wake up at 4 am and find him hanging out in your room

Sometimes resting in a corner quietly with Tykl

Other times just poking around your room with curiosity, examine various nick knacks you have

Photographs and poosters

High class Jewelry and handmade bracelets

Old magical girl shows on equally old cds and the new HD releases on blue-ray

Books that were yellowed and brand new ones piled on a shelf

He admires them all

Turning them over in his blue palms or tracing them fondly with a pointed finger

He sees the wear and tear in the old and the loving upkeep behind it all

The new items that you gratefully covet like the old

There’s an unexpected and uncharacteristic fragility to his actions

A certain look in his eyes that faulted under the weight of your own once he realizes your awake

In which he then finds himself sitting at your side

Crossing his legs and pretending to stare at nothing in particular

Though you see his gaze occasionally flicker from your window showing the Gotham night and then back to you

It continues like this until you take his hand and get up from bed

Dragging him through the darkened halls

Depending on the night schedule of that particular day sometimes the two of you go to the gardens

Sitting down on the marble benches to listen to the calming sound of water flowing from the fountain

His hands shifting and turning to create illusionary magic

A rabbit hopping through the air in streams of starlight

Like the white rabbit of Alice in wonderland, then slowly leading you to the land of dreams

The next morning you wake up in your bed as if nothing happened

The only proof of the night before being the flower crown he made for you to match the one you made him still on your head

Woven in messy hair

Other times you show him to the library but not before a small detour to the kitchen

Taking the secret stash of Alfred’s beloved cookies to snack on as you read together by the fire

Your duvet blanket wrapped around the two of you and was dragged halfway across the mansion floor

Surely leaving a small trail of feathers in its wake that’ll lead Alfred to you in the morning

And depending on if Damien is there that night you go to knock on his door

Your brother in everything but blood opening his door and inviting the two of you in

Thankfully Damien’s bed was renovated to be big enough to fit him and his pets

So the three of you can laze on it comfortably without being pressed for space

Sometimes a board game is pulled out

Other times you all just talking until passing out

And sometimes when you fall asleep first both he and Damien talk heart to heart

About what exactly your not privy to

But your just happy both get along so well after the bumpy meeting

Sometimes Bruce calls you along with the justice league if they need your help with him

Honestly it’s flattering and funny at the same time

You can’t help but feel a bit bad for his teammates who see your pastels and instantly known that Klarion is gonna pull out the battle in an instant

He used to complain about it

But now the minute you show up and politely chid him for nearly exploding a building he snaps his fingers and things are back to normal

And then he teleports you away to hang out as per usual

Is this usual to everyone but yourself and him and maybe Damien? Highly

But do you care? Not exactly when you have a friend

And also end up helping Bruce/dad

To be honest your still unused to calling him dad yet

You definitely view him as your dad, he’s been the only one besides Rigel to fill that role

But it’s weird saying it aloud

Of carving it in stone

Putting it to paper

Saying how you feel and being emotionally intimate when you’d built up walls and barriers

Opening up is still hard for you, even after various times you had let people in

You’d think it would get easier to open the gate around your heart but there’s always a hint of hesitation each time

Like a twitch in your fingers

A whisper in your mind

Because you care for people

You care about your new family, your friends, Klarion included

And it’s hard each time to feel the guilt of hesitation

Because it isn’t them but it’s you

You feel it now as you sit atop the top of Gotham

Watching the skyline as the cool air blows past

You wish to be open

To speak your mind and break down the walls but it feels so hard in the moment

So odd showing your hand

The cards up your sleeve

Opening the always shut door

How do you even introduce that? Hey here’s my heartfelt feelings

Each time you’ve done it beforehand it’s felt so awkward

So weird starting off

And then you get emotional

And start getting teary eyed and people ask if your ok and that makes you break-

Klarion is the one who starts first

It comes from nowhere, like a sudden burst of chaos that makes sense for him and a surprise for you

He explains to you that “when I gaze at you i see mortality incarnate”

Something that will last moments to him in his life yet will haunt him for the rest of eternity

Like a glass doll that will inevitably break and yet in its fragility holds incomprehensible beauty

A blazing fire that’ll eventually burn out yet it’s gentle warmth lingers

A memory never forgotten and always there even if the moments is long gone

He’s lived so long and will continue to live even when your long gone

He’s similar to Rigel in that regard

Something and someone so consequential that they’ll last millions of years

You’d only become important from chance compared to him and many others

They were born great, with powers or had qualities that made them special

You became a magical girl because Rigel picked you by chance (or at least that’s how you felt)

And yet here’s a lord of chaos, an god in almost human form saying you were important

That you were special besides your powers

He explains to you that he’s met many magic users

Some competent others masters

Yet none were like you

But what was initial the thing that drew him in didn’t matter

One day he would’ve forgot, it would’ve faded from his chaos filled brain eventually

But what remains is you

Not the magic, the thing that made you special

But you

Just you at your most plain and simple

It wasn’t the magical girl who saves Gotham from an invisible force that not even he could fight

Not the frills and magical transformations or weapons

Not the limited magical abilities that could make you level a building easily

It was just you

All the times you’d shown him through the streets of Gotham

The willingness to explain to him concepts of humanity he didn’t understand

The kindness in your gaze when he shows you his true form without a hint of apprehension

“And it’s there” he says that he comes to value you for all your worth, humans for all their worth

Because despite their fate set in stone

The fact that they can die so easily compared to just about everything in the galaxy

Despite it all they shine the brightest somehow

Because beings like himself have hundreds of millions of years to do something with their lives

To shine slowly and at a snails pace becomes stars

But humans with their short lives make the most of it all

They may die but in those terminally short years to others in this large universe they become a supernova

And their impact is heard and felt across time and space itself

Because sometimes despite it all an ant can move a mountain and that’s a whole lot more impressive than when a god does it

And an ant doing it will always be more impactful when it knows that at the end it’ll die moving that mountain

But does it anyways

“This…may be be a weird question but in a hundred years when I’m dead and gone…will you remember me?” You ask this in a moment of fragility, looking up to the smoggy night sky. Distantly you see the small glimmer of starlight hundreds of millions of lightyears away behind the pollution. “Even if I’m a blip in the grand scheme of things”

Klarion looks to those same stars, with a swipe of his hand the sky clears. For the first time in a hundred years Gotham sees the natural night sky. The dark navy blue of midnight and the hundreds of thousands of speckles of light dot the sky. “I will, somehow you humans make longer impacts than any creature I’ve ever met. For better or worse” it’s spoken in sincerity as he looks with you at the night, and distantly he chooses a star and decides that it’s you. A star he’ll one day look at when your dead and gone, a star that might already be dead and fizzled out and yet its light and impact still crosses the galaxy hundreds of thousands of years later to still shine, to still meet his eyes in the infinite dark if night.

A star that he would nurture and protect

To keep its light from going out

A star that one day he’ll clutch closely as the universe comes to a close from natural causes or the ravenous mouths of the creatures you fight

He says his piece and opens the way to say your own.

[quadrupleangst]

[omilkandhoneyteao]

i’m like 90% sure i’ve asked u this before, but since valentine’s day is coming up, how do u think klarion would spend it with y/n?

He would buy a bunch of chocolates but oh no! They all magically disappeared?? (His mouth is covered in chocolate-) so he then later steals a whole ass bakery but then ends up eating majority of the desserts and gets a sugar high which ends up with him burning a bunch of buildings in the shape of a heart to show his love 😍😍

(Lex gets real mad cause he accidentally burned a bunch of LexCorp properties)

[vassalor]

Bruce, holding Damian: Are you sure you can handle him Y/N?

Y/N: Hmph. They did not call me the strongest babysitter for nothing. He is mild compare to my boss.

Klarion, in a different realm: achoooo! What the?!

[eclair-creampuff]

Imagine this exchange with Klarion and Y/N.

⬇️⬇️⬇️

Klarion💬 Hey, Y/N.

Y/N💬 What is it, Klarion?

Klarion💬 I’ve been thinking.

Y/N💬 Yeah?

Klarion💬 Would you like it if I share a kiss with you?

(Y/N gets uncomfortable)

Y/N💬 …. Uhh… Thanks, but I’m not ready for that kind of relationship.

Klarion💬 Huh? What are you talking about?

Teekl💬 Meow!

Klarion💬 What? No! Gross! Not that kind of kiss!

(Klarion takes out some Hershey’s Kisses)

Klarion💬 These kisses.

Y/N💬 Oh…

You can tell I got lazy at the end, anyways this is super funny I like it

[goattrucksss]

Redraw of this because i realized i made Waller too skinny in the first drawing,im very sorry

[lazypanartist]

Got inspiration from @cherry-aqua-blossom 's post, had to write something small rq

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"He can't even work a toaster!! Why would you get him a speaker?"

Cameron shrugged, the newest Onslaught member's query barely audible over the music now blasting throughout the base.

"I thought it'd be funny, since he's always trying to work your phone for music."

"Yeah, and he stole it! To pair with the speaker!"

The song changed suddenly, Klarion yelling a short "Dang it!" that was quickly drowned out again.

You glanced towards Cameron, glaring, to which he only shrugged.

"Sorry."

[krisyona1994]

I have a few prompt fic ideas for Klarion x Witch!Reader. Here's one. (If anyone wants to add on to this and use it, please tag me. I'd love to read them.)

Reader is able to dimension hope, and adapt to the dimention they land in. I see them coming to the DC universe on the hunt for an underling/someone in their circle. Not to really stop them, unless it's needed, just see why they came here.

They are a chaos Magic user with a black cat. Called Pumpkin. I see it with a burnt orange pumpkin shaped tag.

Their chaos magic is different from Klarion and Child's, because they aren't from this universe. "Different universe, different rules" they'd say.

(They don't need a familiar for a physical form, it's just something as a companion. Like a support animal. )

Not all of them live full immortal lives either. Reader can live without aging, but they can die like any human. They chose to have reincarnation, to remember the other lives, and take on the original form again. 

I feel both Klarion and reader might find the other interesting at first, because they feel the similar magic they have.

Laid back and neutral, doesn't enjoy the same type of chaos as Klarion. They are just as sassy as the witch boy. They pull pranks or switch things around to be weird, but not harm people. They might like to play with Klarion a bit, by pulling small pranks on him or around him.

They have a more mature personality and not easily emotional, showing that they have been around a while. Maybe getting along with Dr. Fate because of this.

[selfshipsaga]

for a long time i've been thinking about writing a multichapter klarion fic where he and the reader were best friends, but something happened to the reader and they are now living a different life with no memory of what happened before, so klarion has to become best friends with them again. it would be set during fall, mostly october, with very wholesome halloween vibes.

[ranchjustranch]

hi im gonna make everyones day angsty so heres a klarion and his partner fanfic idea

imagine him outliving his partner that he ends up forgetting about them, teekl or anyone else tries to make him remember but it doesn't ring a bell

well since ofc he has bad memories

[gulnarsultan]

Klarion x batsis wife reader. How is your relationship now as married? Would you like to have children or not? ( Headcanons)

Soon after the Reader and Klarion are married, they will want children. Klarion is very happy and proud when the reader becomes pregnant. During pregnancy, Klarion is overprotective. Klarion will do the housework using his magic. Klarion will commit fewer crimes. In fact, the reader will cause him to move away from committing crimes. He doesn't want the reader to be Batsis. He will follow it so that the reader is not harmed. The Reader will protect him with his powers while on duty. Klarion is not happy when Batfamily guests arrive. Klarion never forgets special occasions. He will make surprises and gifts to the reader. Klarion tries to be a good father to his children.

[encantadiafan12]

Muzan Kibutsuji x Lord of Chaos! Female! Reader

The Lady of Chaos

Warnings: Torture, Gore, and Attempted murder.

(A/N: One-sided on Muzan’s side.)

Two floating red Crystal came down to Earth going near to a nearby skyscraper in Metropolis and of course not until sending a wave of red energy. Afterwards the two separated one to a museum of Metropolis and the other to mine. The second crystal thing then came to the mine coming across an Adamant or diamond to which she molded using a beam of red energy transforming it into a diamond-adamant wolf. When it makes contact. The crystal then took the form of human girl of 18 years old. She wears a school uniform not without a fire emblem on collar of her blazer, she has pale skin, black hair, and red eyes.

“Hello, I would like to express my appreciation. Thank you for being my anchor in the mortal plane.” she says before patting the wolf on it's head as it howl. “I shall call you Ares.” the girl says before she then gets out of the cave with the diamond-adamant wolf following behind her. The black-haired girl then raises her hand before snapping her fingers. Before it then sends to her different world, a world so different than the dimension she, the other Lords of Chaos, and Lords of Order to maintain the balance within the universe.

She then appears in another world in the streets she believe in one country with the diamond-adamant wolf (who was her familiar) was following behind her.

The thing then looks at her before drool comes out of it's mouth. “Another human. My day would just get even more better.” it spoke before it then proceeds to attack her. However, the diamond-adamant wolf immediately caught with his jaw. The female Lord of Chaos then looks at her familiar. “Ares, eradicate this mortal.” she commands as she watches as the diamond-adamant wolf then tramples of on the monster before it starts screaming before Ares then puts an end to it's life. The female Lord of Chaos then looks around the house not until she founds a mirror. She then looks at herself. When she saw the form she's in, she giggles. “I like this form.” She says before she noticing something. “Y/n....” she mutters which is the on the letters written on the table. She then smiles she seems to like the name. “I like it. I'll call myself; Y/n.” she then says as her familiar let out a howl at that.

Meanwhile...

A man with sickly pale skin, he has coal black hair, he wears western clothing, a fadora hat, and his eyes were plum red. This man is Muzan Kibutsuji; the Demon King. He then hears a howl of a wolf from far away. This is odd he doesn't remember hearing wolves around.

He then follows where the sound leads to. Muzan found himself on a temple right outside was a woman the age of 18 right next to her was a wolf that seem to be made out of crystals. The woman then turns around to face him. “My, my I didn't expect that someone has come around to know what happened.” she says in a fake curious tone.

The Demon King could tell she's not Japanese as she was wearing Western clothing and a fire emblem on the collar her blazer with a red diamond on the center. However, Muzan could tell she's a regular human but what he didn't know that this girl is neither human or demon. Something fundamental as looks can be deceiving.

The woman in front of him then made an eye contact with him. Her eyes were red which is unusual from a human. The Demon King was about to approach as she seems to be foolish on being alone. However, she knew what he was about to do before she then chuckles. She then snaps her fingers and he then stabbed him by when she traps him in a trunk of tree. The fake smile she had on her face then turn into a sinister one.

Muzan then notices something off about this woman. She doesn't smell like neither human and demon. She's something much more. Y/n then looks at her familiar. “Ares, eradicate this mortal accordingly.” she then commands. The Demon King then notices something. Did she just call him mortal? The Demon King immediately free himself and attack the woman with his might. Muzan grab the woman's neck and lift her from the ground. “Mortal, you say?” He coldly says before showing his true nature. “Yo-You?” Y/n says with a hint of excitement into her voice.

The female Lord of Chaos then raises her hand before snapping her fingers as she vanished from where she was making Muzan surprise. The wolf then tramples on him he tries to get out but it seems too strong. The woman then appears right next to her familiar. “My, my how interesting. You're quite similar to someone I have known.” she then says as she places her hand under her chin looking rather curious. Y/n pretty much refers to Vandal Savage who have been living for 12 millennia or so.

“Well, almost.” She says before she then raises her hand as bright energy was already around it as that made the Demon King surprise. She then fires a spell on him causing him to grunt and scream. Y/n let's out a sinister smile enjoying the pain she's inflicting. Her familiar already jumped off him when she starts torturing Muzan. The Demon King then looks at her, when he did she has a sinister smile on her face as she continues to torture him. This never happened to him before. Him the King of Demons was tortured by a being that is neither human or demon? Why him?!

After a few more moments she then stop. Y/n watch as Muzan was trying to steady his breathing. She then remembers on how Klarion spent 300 days and 300 nights on killing Vandal Savage in 300 different ways the past millennia which intrigued him. The Demon King then looks at her. “Wh-what are you?” he stutters out as the woman in front of him then smirk before she then approaches him. Y/n kneels down in front of him before she then grab his chin. “If you want to know. Then you'll have your answer. I am a being that had long exist ever since the universe was created.” she tells him as Muzan look at her in shock.

Muzan gave her a confused look making the female Lord of Chaos chuckle darkly. “How pathetic...” She says in an amusing way. “Who are you?” The Demon King asks again. Y/n then smirks. “Ever since coming around here. I do not have an appropriate name but I already do. I call myself; Y/n.” she introduces herself to Muzan.

The Demon King really chose the wrong target as he finds himself at the mercy of this being in front of him. The woman was about to do something before she then hears something in her head. ‘Let’s proceed with our plan, sister.’ a female voice says as that made Y/n widen her eyes slightly in shock but before it then shifts back to her sinister smile. She then stood up before making her way to join her familiar. The female Lord of Chaos then looks at Muzan one more time before she then smirks as she then snaps her fingers. When she did, she and the wolf disappear in a bright red energy.

Meanwhile back in the dimension where Y/n came from....

She and Ares then appears in some kind of wooded area. Y/n notices someone else a blonde-haired girl but she immediately recognize her. They both look at one another. The black-haired girl then snaps her fingers creating dimensional riffs to the world she stumbled upon but it was rather something different.

In the Dimension of Demon Slayer...

The Demon Slayers were currently in the Infinity Fortress to have a final battle with the Twelve Kizuki. However they along with the Demons sense something as riffs then opens. One of the Demon Slayer's widen her eyes. This woman is actually not from this dimension as her eyes widen at the place. “Roanoke Island.” she mutters under her breath while watching what's going on. This woman is none other Alice Blood; the Reincarnation of Jason Blood and Morgan Le Fay’s eldest daughter. What she didn't know everyone else is watching as things unfold in the other riffs.

The black-haired woman then creates a magical ritual circle with her magic. Y/n then turns to look at Child. “Proceed sister.” she says as the blonde-haired girl nod. Child then approaches her familiar whom she called Flaw. “If you would obliged me....” She says as the crystal like being kneels in front of her before she then flicks it's forehead sending a signal to another Chaos Lord who disappointed them and the other Chaos Lords.

Moments later....

A boy or what appears to be a teenage boy appear moments later holding a cat as he narrows his eyes at the two females as they gave him sinister smile. He hair style what resemble to be horns, pale skin, wears a black suit but the cuffs of his sleeves were red with a red diamond on both sides, and he has black eyes. Alice then widens her eyes. “K-Klarion?!!” she says in surprised. No wonder why the aura coming from the two is so similar to the Witch boy's. They were both Chaos Lords. One Chaos Lord is bad enough but adding two more to the mix is complete disaster.

“I know why you're here and it's so not necessary.” Klarion starts. “Were here because you have made our presence... necessary.” Y/n then informs emphasizing the word “necessary”. The witch boy scoff at that. “Please! You think the oppositions new arrangements can shift the balance of power down here, but we go through all these ups and downs all the time. I don't need back up, I don't need you two, or your two sparkles over there.” Klarion says but to some Demon Slayers and Demons who are watching everything through the riffs could see it's not the case.

“You’re confused. We're not here to help you.” Child starts allowing Y/n finish. “We’re here to replace you.” she says as that made Klarion look surprise. “What?” he mutters. “Right after we de-corporealize you.” The black-haired Lord of Chaos then says as that made the witch boy even more surprise. “Ending your existence in the Mortal Plane forever.” The blonde-haired girl then finishes. “What?!!” Klarion says even louder. While the Demon Slayers and the Demons in the Infinity Fortress were shock about what they are hearing. In fact, the Demon King was shock as well.

To Alice she doesn't want to deal with two Chaos Lords as Klarion is already worse enough when she was back in her dimension. “It’s not just the latest thing of course. That's simply the last straw.” Y/n says allowing Child to finish her sentence. “It’s the way you spent the past dozen millennia or so.” she then says as both her and the other Lord of Chaos then narrow their eyes. “Acting as lapdog to the Savage.” they both say at the same time. Everyone in the Infinity Fortress were confused on what they meant but the Daughter of Jason Blood knew. The Witch boy then narrows his eyes in denial. “I’m not anyone's lapdog. We're partners.” he says as that made the blonde-haired girl then tilts her head. “Are you though? Are you really?” she asks as if she doesn't believe him. “It seems to us you do his bidding. Despite the fact his clearly stated long term goal is to bring the entire galaxy under his sole rule.” Y/n then continues the explanation. “He’s all but a Lord of Order, himself.” the two females says at the same time.

Those in the Infinity Fortress were surprise. This Vandal Savage wants rule the entire galaxy while Alice is not surprise as she had faced against Savage and his faction; mainly the Light. Of course, Muzan was surprise about this as well.

Klarion starts to reason out. “But look what we've done together. I made a whole world without grownups, I made a Project Rutabaga of Flesh monsters that was really gross. Oh, and there's that whole Earth-17 fiasco.” he then says but only when his familiar and of course Anchor correct him. “Success. They knew I meant success.” he then says. Jason Blood’s only daughter than shudder at the things the Witch boy did as he gave her and her friends a very hard time. The others seem to not like about having a world without grownups could you imagine that? They were all snap out of their thoughts when Child spoke. “No, I think fiasco is the appropriate term. In fact, your entire tenure on Earth has been quite the fiasco.” she then says making Klarion frown. Y/n then raises her hand. “That ends now.” She finishes the sentence before firing bright red fire. However Klarion managed to dodge it.

Moments later someone came around the others were so glued to the fight between the Klarion and 2 of his fellow Chaos Lords to even notice. Alice then notices Zatana Zatara one of her close friends. “Zatana?” she then mutters. “Die you pathetic knock off!!!” the Witch boy says before firing a bright red blast but only to be block by Flaw and Ares. “We are rubber in your goop.” The blonde-haired girl then says in a sing song-tone.

Right after dodging the attack the two females fires a blast against Klarion only for him to put up a barrier but it wasn't strong enough to block the attack of the two. “How are you two so powerful?” he asks as that made the two female Chaos Lords amused. “Brother...” Child starts as both hers and the black-haired girl’s familiar move to the side. “Isn’t it obvious? We're powerful because we are not fighting with our powers alone.” She then adds. “You’re not facing 2 Chaos Lords.” Y/n then adds as both her and the blonde-haired girl then smirk. “We have all the Chaos Lords in our corner.” The two females says at the same time. “And together we'll banish you to ushering a new age of chaos in this world.” They both say before they then proceed to deliver another blast towards the Witch boy.

Klarion then teleports away creating a portal saying something that the others couldn't understand. The daughter of Jason Blood then notice that the blast are about to hit her friend. She then creates a portal back to her home dimension before creating her own riffs as they can't enter the ones that Y/n created. Alice then enters the portal as the other Demon Slayers mainly the remaining Hashira, the Twelve Kizuki, Yushiro, and Muzan go right through. The magic user was able to get to get friend in time.

Before Zatana could say anything the blast was to make their way towards them. They both said a spell which not only creates a barrier around them but also moves the blast so it wouldn't hit any of them.

The Daughter of Jason Blood then looks at her friend. “Zatana, are you okay? And what are you doing here?” she then asks on why one of her close friends is here in Roanoke Island. The female sorceress then sighs as the Demon Slayers and the Demons along with Muzan look at her confused as well. “Someone sent me here that why I see is not as it was.” she then reveals as that made Alice frown on who sent her here. “I wouldn't be surprise that if it's Stranger anyway. Who is a close acquaintance to my father; Jason Blood.” she then says as Tanjiro looks confused.

However, the daughter of Jason Blood then narrows her eyes. “You know, I wouldn't say anything else because somebody is going to use it against us later.” she says referring to the Demons. Alice does have a feeling her father would come around as Etrigan the Demon; a devil demon of hell who is stuck to him.

They then diverted their attention to back the fight. After firing two blasts Klarion appear through a portal making the two girls surprise as they both scream as the Witch boy cut them in half. Seeing that some of them want to vomit at what they just saw. The Demon King was even more shock. “*laughs* Got you two.” Klarion says but he along with the others then watch as the bodies of both halves of the two female Chaos Lords then remerge. The two then look at the Witch boy. “Was our scream convincing? We try to put what the mortals call them into it.” Y/n then says in amused tone. Klarion growls in frustration. “No, I wasn't fool for a second,” he then looks at his cat. “Was I Teekl?” he asks his familiar before he meowed. “Who asked you!!” The Witch boy yells out. Child then raises her hand before she then snaps her fingers as the flames around them then combined. To Alice and Zatana they knew this spell it was particularly fire serpents. The flames then merge turning into a serpent. “Not fair...” Klarion then mutters before the flaming entity devour him as both the female Chaos Lords watch feeling satisfied.

The Demon Slayers, the Demons, and of course Muzan look horrified. So this is the power of these three?

Timeskip....

It was during the final confrontation with the two female Chaos Lords. The others (Demon Slayers, Demons, Muzan, Yushiro, Zatana, and her students) along with Klarion and Dr. Fate fought against the two Chaos Lords however the two seem to weaken quite a bit after they lost support from the other Chaos Lords. The Demon King was staring at Y/n throughout the fight as they fought against one another. Even though, she nearly try to kill him months prior and in her case was hours ago. He had to admit she was very powerful, but at the same time beautiful for a being who existed during the very beginning of the universe although the diamond-adamant wolf she has as a familiar was keeping her on the mortal plane.

One of Zatana’s student is about to attack Y/n. The Demon King ran his way towards her and took the hit surprising everyone. The female Chaos Lord is shock as well. She then approaches Muzan who pretty much she didn't notice in his combat form as they both made an eye contact with one another. “I never expect that coming from a mortal like you.” she then says.

The remaining Upper Moons were surprised. Their master protected a Chaos Lord but the Demon King doesn't care if anyone is watching them. Muzan had fallen in love with Y/n, but knowing her she would think of him as foolish.

The fight then continue however the two female Chaos Lords ended up getting blind by their arrogance that someone is able to figure out the weakness of their Anchors. Traci, one of Zatana’s student fire to spells which not only hit the two familiars of the Y/n and Child. It also destroyed them as a result the two glow bright red and turn to their original form as a crystal. The Demon King was horrified to see the woman he fallen in love with him return back to where she came from. Muzan then grabs the adamant that was used for Ares as he looks at it.

The Demon King then realizes that he won't be able to see her again as her anchor was the only thing that was keeping her to the Mortal Plane. Of course, she won't be able to know what he felt.

[briarvayne]

A little jealous, are we?

Klarion x reader one-shot Got inspiration @writing-prompt-s

There’s a reason you were added to The Light - a reason Klarion adores and despises in equal measure.

You’re an assassin, but not in the way most would expect. Your weapon isn’t a blade or a gun; it’s seduction. You don’t kill your marks directly. Instead, you charm their spouse, twist their minds, and persuade them to kill their husbands.

Brilliant. Devious. Klarion loves that part.

But the other part? The part where you’re charming them instead of him? Oh, that drives him mad. Because, honestly, you should be flirting with him - not "wasting your time on those dull mortals."

Klarion paces the room, his boots clicking against the stone floor as his arms flail dramatically. Teekl perches lazily across his shoulders, her tail flicking back and forth like she shares her master’s irritation. Red sparks of magic crackle in Klarion’s fingers, fizzing out occasionally as if even his power can’t decide whether it wants to explode or simmer.

“Are you done yet?” he snaps, his voice sharp and petulant. “All this ridiculous… cooing and battling of eyelashes with those stupid mortals is making me sick.”

I lean casually against the wall, adjusting my jacket and flashing a smirk that only seems to rile him up more. “Jealous, Klarion?” I tease my tone light and knowing.

Klarion turns to me, his eyes glowing faintly red as he jabs a finger in my direction. “Of them? Ha! Don’t make me laugh! They’re pathetic worms grovelling at your feet! But you - you’re supposed to be working for us! Not giving heart palpitations to dimwitted fools!”

I raise an eyebrow, the smirk never leaving my lips. “It’s part of the job,” I say, my voice smooth, almost taunting. “The Light brought me in for this exact skill, remember? You should be grateful.”

“Oh, I’m so grateful!” Klarion spits, his voice dripping with sarcasm as he throws his hands in the air. “Watching you giggle and play nice while I’m stuck here babysitting Teekl! What a delight!”

Teekl swishes her tail, purring irritated at that jab, seeing as it's mostly the other way around. “Mrrrow.”

My smirk deepens. “Careful, Klarion, you’re starting to sound attached.”

“Attached?!” Klarion’s voice rose, a vein visibly throbbing in his temple as red fire briefly flares in his hands. “I’d sooner turn you into a tree than admit that! And don’t even think I’d let you be a nice tree - no apples, no shade, just some scraggly little thing no one wants to sit under!”

That makes me laugh, and I step closer, tilting my head. “Relax, Klarion. You’re cute when you’re mad, you know that?”

His cheeks turn a faint shade of red against his light blue skin as he scowls, visibly flustered. Teekl hops down from his shoulders, landing gracefully on the floor, but Klarion barely seems to notice. “I don’t care about being ‘cute’!” he snarls. “I care about loyalty! You should be using those ridiculous charms on me, not wasting them on… losers!”

I lean even closer, my voice dropping to a soft, playful tone. “Why would I need to use my charms on you? You already can’t stop looking at me.”

Klarion lets out a noise that is somewhere between a growl and a scream of frustration, his hands lighting up with magic again before he clenches them into fists, snuffing out the flames. “Gah! You’re infuriating! You’re like… like… a tick! Yes, a tick that I can’t get rid of! A very… annoyingly attractive tick!”

I grin, clearly enjoying his tantrum. “Well, ticks usually burrow in deep. Guess you’re stuck with me.”

Klarion staggers back as if my words physically hit him, and his scowl deepens. He points a finger at Teekl. “Teekl! Tell them something insulting!"

Teekl stretches lazily, her tail flicking as she looks up at me with half-lidded eyes. She doesn't bother to even purr before licking her paw.

“Ugh!” Klarion throws his arms up in the air, spinning on his heel. “You’re both useless! Fine! Just… just go flirt with another idiot already! But if they so much as touch you, I’m turning them inside out! So have fun! Snap an arm!”

I can't help but laugh as he storms off, Teekl trotting dutifully behind him. “I think you mean, ‘break a leg’” I call after him, the laughter evident in my voice.

“I DON’T CARE!” Klarion shouts from the distance, his voice echoing through the hall as he disappears in a swirl of red smoke.

(23/01/2025)

[omilkandhoneyteao]

Klarion the type of person to drop something and kick it under the couch

He doesn’t understand that you’re only supposed to do that with ice so he ends up kicking every thing he sees and it isn’t discovered til a weird smell starts coming up that he kicked a whole rotisserie chicken under the couch (he got it for teekl but he got mad at her for reasons unknown so he kicked that shit)

[76lonelyspoons]

HELLA IMPORTANT QUESTION??????

Would y'all send shit if I started a blog solely dedicated to writing for Seven Soldiers Klarion? No hate to YJ Klarion I'm just biased.

I could write for other DC characters, but I would mainly focus on SS!Klair cause there isn't a whole lotta content for him

Can't say I would be super good at it, but everyone's gotta start somewhere lol

But yeah please comment and lmk that would be slay ok luv u bye

[axelaxem]

It's time fooor,,,

Stupidly specific fanfiction I want written.

A negan with an immune reader ( preferably platonic ) and it's kinda just last of us

A klarion x reader where the reader is a meta human who is like uta ( from one piece )

Icicle jr with a s/o who has the exact same abilities as him just fire ( super cliche but still )

The exact same thing as number one but with daryl and a immune reader just yeah (I like the immunity concept in most zombie movies even tho in twd there like isn't)

Harvey dent with an apprentice ( I wish to be adopted )

Another klarion x reader who is next in line to become dr fate and yk angst time

A we happy few fic (I'll take anything)

That's like it