#read this in the newspaper today

[stahl-tier]

“average adult european male has 1 to 3 children” factoid actualy just statistical error. average adult eurpean male has 0 children. Spermbank Jan, who lives in the netherlands & has over 550 children already, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[grievenotthespirit]

its his first breakup be nice to him (also hes in for some shit news)

[acekindaneat]

From the work "If At First You Don't Succeed, Find A Loophole" by MalkyTop (@sleepdepravity) on ao3!!!!

(even with my busy schedule .. i had to draw today's update, it drove me insane)

[javelinbk]

Neil Aspinall tries to keep Paul McCartney and George Harrison under control backstage at the ABC Cinema in Manchester, 20th November 1963 - part 3 (part 1, part 2, part 4, part 5)

[death-by-mercury]

[allmyandroids]

Hab grad den Fall von Norman Franz in der Zeitung gelesen und damn was für ne Story...

[lambentplume]

microdosing on getting back into reading. i’ve been using my old laptop and found a folder of pdfs of scholarly articles + one zine + apparently a personal finance crash course that my past self compiled for me. yippee!

[leninqrad]

student newspaper feat. my writing

[jaynovz]

I deserve a niceness and self-control award for how many times I keep my mouth shut about how people are constantly stupid and wrong lol

🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐

[sleepinthrumyalarms]

Are you seriously making minors 18 for fanfiction?! Doesn’t matter if it’s fake and for entertainment, you as an adult doing that to Wednesday characters is disgusting and pedo of you. Delete your blog.

uh huh uh huh, what else should i write for my new year resolutions, oh wise random guy from the internet?

also why are you anonymous? scared of confrontation much?

there’s like an ocean of other people like you who think writing me an anonymous ask and calling me a pedo would actually have an impact.

grow up, baby. and then maybe stop by and read some of my smutfics. they’re good ;) until then you can keep whining ofc

[candlewitches]

cannot sleep mostly because of pain but also bc i am still full of rage at the former (and now current again LMAO) execs of my former larp. like literally. “i can excuse (alleged) mismanagement, fraud, and embezzlement, but i draw the line at a sternly worded announcement”

[httpiastri]

Hit me up when you’re back from your break 🥹🥹 I miss you already 😭🧡 but I understand you need a time out of this messy website. Just wanted to let you know that I’m thinking about you and you’re not forgotten 🧡🧡

sweetheart ❤️❤️ so so thankful for your words! you’re really the sweetest ever. i missed you so so much too, i kept finding things i wanted to write to you about all the time :(( timeout felt good in some ways but i hated not chatting with you 💔 love u !!!

[tjerra14]

Ah yes, December. When it's so dark outside you need to turn on the lights in your bright, huge-window-in-practically-every-room flat. At 9 AM.

[delightfullyatomicfest]

[gotalittletoosilly]

holy fucking shit

[aservantnamedketchup]

I feel like I'm going insane but the last couple days at a certain point in scrolling my dash it suddenly goes from posts from like 14hours ago to the most recent posts

has anyone else noticed this orz