#rea's tiktoks

[roselleasly]

she needs to be hospitalized (affectionate)

also amity's better than me i would have fumbled i love her too much

[astrobei]

tiktok is not allowed to talk about the hunger games anymore actually because why did i just see a comment saying that young snow would’ve been in love with katniss. and why were people agreeing with their WHOLE CHESTS

[landfilloftrash]

someone. on tiktok. is making a youtube presentation. about how the original resident evil 4 merchant is obsessed with leon and im going. to eat a dresser. i need that on my desk by yesterday

[moondvncer]

arranged marriage au but it's the dude that pilots the disco pang pang in seoul that decides who marries who

[ohemaa-warrior]

@slothpothdoth on tiktok

[rotting-brains]

competitor's village? what is this the olympics? are we in the olympics village? the olympics village with the cardboard beds to prevent competitors from having sex? are there cardboard beds preventing jesse and petra from having steaming hot lesbian sex?

[spock-stark7]

I was drawing Tony as usual, but for some reason his hair ended up looking like the Tiktok middle part hairstyle and I think that Marvel really missed an oportunity here, RDJ would have rocked this hairstyle, i feel like it gives a lot of “Genius, Millionaire, Playboy, Philantrophist” vibes, plus he looks kinda cute. Anyways, just some weird thoughts at 1 AM.

[phanthief]

i fucking hate ‘ick’ i fucking hate ‘gives me an ick’ just say youre a hater and go, i cant stand this

[worlds-4th-best-dad]

Yuki, while holding a bowl of cereal: Can you pass the salt? Kurou: Can I what? Yuki: I said, “Can you pass the salt?” Kurou: I’m sorry, are you serious right now? Yuki: It’s... a simple request. Kurou: You’re eating cereal. Yuki: And? Kurou: You don’t put salt in cereal. Yuki: I’m not a little kid anymore. Let me live my life. Kurou: Yeah, and you’re under my roof. Yuki: And I’m over your crap. Kurou: Why do you need salt on your cereal?! Yuki: Why was Mr. Hiyama’s car in our driveway while mom was out for work? Kurou, nervously passing the salt: Here you go, son...!

[thesinisterseventh]

this is my new favorite tiktok in the WORLD

the way she started a raptor dance to get weirdos to stop dancing with her

she started a raptor circle instead 

you can see one dude leave his girl to join the raptor circle

a guy still holding his drink and raptoring

her break in character before recommitting to the bit with twice the fervor

SUBLIME

[inscrutable-shadow]

Augusnippets Day 29 - Path of Comfort - Inside Joke

rea is Annoying lol

Allison brought a round of beers to the table. "Thanks for coming out, you two! When Cam and Ronnie caught norovirus I thought we'd never find substitutes for science and history. Everyone's an expert in movies or celebrity drama or whatever, we've already got those!" They didn't know Allison too well, she was one of Rea's coworkers and they were friendly with her, at least.

"It's no issue," Thanatos replied smoothly. "We usually go out on Tuesday nights. Hopefully we can lend support to the team."

"Thanatos," said Rea, and from aer tone he could already tell this was going to be an inane question, "what is 'pub quiz'?"

He sighed. "I've already explained this to you. We compete to answer the questions and whoever gets the most wins a prize." Ae was pretending to be a ditz again, one of aer private jokes. Thanatos knew aer memory was perfect and that ae was capable of retaining a concept such as bar trivia for longer than three hours, but if Rea wanted to make Allison and Jace think ae was stupid until the game began, he supposed that was aer prerogative.

"You're… sure ae's an expert?" Jace had certainly fallen for it.

"Oh, certainly. Anything to do with science or mathematics, ae'll have a comprehensive response ready for you near-instantly. If ae feels like it, that is." At present, ae was draining the pint in several long gulps and stifling a belch. Not exactly backing up Thanatos's statement. "I'll be writing the answers for aer, you don't even want to see aer handwriting…" Or the fact ae couldn't read.

Rea had finished another two pints by the time the questions were being read out, and Allison was clearly wondering how ae wasn't drunk yet but rationalizing it as being related to aer height. "Ae's gonna be all right, isn't ae?"

"I'm having fun!" said Rea, and Thanatos shook his head.

"Ae's fine."

Thanatos knew his husband wasn't even close to impaired, and aer answers to the trivia proved it. Every response within aer knowledge was delivered clearly, concisely, and immediately, and not just in regard to science. Apparently ae'd been picking up popular culture from that video app ae was always on… Between the two of them, they managed to pull out a perfect score, with only a minor amount of assistance from Allison and Jace.

"Sleepy, Thanatos…"

"I know, love." Now that ae'd had aer little joke, it was time to go home. He didn't expect Allison to invite them to do this again. "Did you have your fun? You've been a bit ridiculous, you know."

Ae giggled. "Yeah." Absolutely incorrigible.

[roselleasly]

you made me-

[flutterguy under the cut]

[baipermabel]

Apenas hace un poco de frío, yo en corto:

[catnotfound]

Part 2 of the unhinged tiktok AU where everyone starts fully believing that Amaterasu kidnapped Adam and is forcing him to do videos.

[moondvncer]

literally published a video while being happy and excited of my tattoo and two days later I have to flame with the holy inquisition of morality because "it's an unfinished game!!!! what if he turns out to be a villain!!!!" samantha look at me. I don't care. why are so you interested with what I do with my body in the first place.

[chestersturniolo]

“Have you ever tried this one?”

Chris Sturniolo x singer!reader

based on “Juno” by Sabrina Carpenter & ofc this request

in which; Chris can’t quite seem to hide his excitement whilst he watches you cover “Juno” on tour

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It was the middle of your set, and as usual, it was time for the part where you let someone from the crowd request a song for you to cover. You scan the sea of fans until you spot a girl near the front ,waving excitedly. “What would you like me to sing love?” you ask, smiling at her. “Juno by Sabrina Carpenter!” she shouts, her voice small but confident.

“Ooo, good choice!” you reply, and the crowd erupts in cheers, clearly on board with her pick.

You ease into the song. By the time you hit the chorus, they’re fully into it. You know Chris is out there somewhere watching ,so you decide to mess with him a little. when you reach the line, “wanna try out some freaky positions” You lower yourself to your knees, the music pulsing through the stage beneath you, and as you sing, “have you ever tried this one?” you bring your chest down to the floor, arching your back ,as your sultry eyes lock with the camera, as it mirrors on the massive screens around the stadium. The crowd goes absolutely insane.

~

Later that night, you and Chris are back in your hotel room, wrapped up in each other as he praises your performance, his arm draped lazily over you. After a while, he says he’s heading for a shower, leaving you lying on the bed.

With nothing else to do, you grab your phone and start scrolling through TikTok. As you lazily swipe through, a familiar sound stops you-your own voice, coming from your phones speaker. Normally, you avoid watching clips of yourself from the tour. Something about seeing yourself perform always felt a bit strange, but this video was different.

It wasn’t of you—it was of Chris.

The clip showed your earlier performance of “Juno” playing in the background, but the camera was on Chris. As you sang the line, “have you tried this one?” while bending down and smirking into the camera, Chris’s reaction was caught perfectly.

His eyes were glued to the screen, his face flushing a deep red, mouth slightly agape in awe before curling into a smirk, clearly trying to keep his cool but failing miserably. He was utterly mesmerised. You couldn’t help but giggle as you rewatched it, heat rising in your own cheeks. You knew exactly what you were doing when you stared into that camera.

Scrolling down, you giggle even harder at the comments;

“Oh to be Y/N🥹”

“This made me feel so fckin single omg”

“I need a man that looks at me like Chris looks at Y/N fr”

“oh he’s GETTING IT tonight”

“i’ve NEVER seen him blush this hard?!??!”

Just as you’re stifling your giggles, Chris walks back in, towel wrapped low around his waist, hair damp and messy, falling into his eyes. He notices the look on your face and smirks back, a little confused. “What, ma?” he chuckles, his brow raised.

You sit up as he comes to sit beside you on the edge of the bed. You unlock your phone, bringing the video back up. You turn your phone to face him ,playing the video you’d found. His eyebrows furrow slightly at first at the sight of himself. As the video plays through, you watch as his expression almost shifts back into the blushing state the video showed. You giggle as he brings his hands up, dragging them over his face, almost hiding behind them.

“So you liked Juno then huh?” you tease

He finds your eyes, smirking, “oh, i loved Juno” he says, before reaching over and pulling you onto his lap in one quick effortless motion. You let out a laugh as you readjust your knees that are planted either side of him as his hands form a steady grip on your hips.

“Couldn’t take your eyes off that screen, could you?”

He shakes his head, leaning down to litter kisses in the crook of your neck. “Mmph-can you blame me? My girl knows how to put on a show”

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a/n; thankyou for the request anonnn!!

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