#rbwannabe

[daenystheedreamer]

Top 5 extremely minor characters?🤔

oooo i gotta go with wenda the white fawn wylla manderly willow heddle of course. but wylla and willow DO have speaking roles thats not minor enough. i will be listing these in order of least to most minor

5. DANELLE LOTHSTON ms bathory and dragonseed tease... mentioned a couple times in relation to harrenhal and mentioned in d&e. this makes her a main character in my eyes compared to some of the minor minor minor characters of planetos

4. WENDA THE WHITE FAWN of the kingswood brotherhood actually mentioned in the main series more than once. branding merrett frey on the ass lmfao QUEEN

3. POXY JEYNE POORE mx joan of arc of westeros yasss. maegor executing her for being a witch when his mother is visenya and his wife is tyanna. lmfao. not mentioned in the main series but DOES get extensive (a scene.) coverage in f&b.

2. PRINCESS DAERYSSA only ever mentioned by sansa in AGOT and possibly intended to be a targ until grrm figured out his timeline. early instalment weirdness. serwyn of the mirror shield got retconned/mythologised into a kingsguard member and mentioned in twoiaf and by several characters in asoiaf but daeryssa never gets mentioned anywhere again. people's princess baby I remember you

finally URSULA UPCLIFF random coming of the andals character only mentioned in twoiaf not important to anything at all. witch who said she was wed to the merling king and fought on the side of the first men. won over by robar royce's "honeyed tongue" which may be about him being charismatic or maybe he got down on his damn knees and ate her pussy out like she deserved. had her head ripped off by torgold tollett (omg dolorous edd tease!!!) and he had to jump on her blood red horse to do it. and her name is probably either a reference to ursula littlemermaid (she's from house upcliffe which has the sea as their sigil and they're from WITCH ISLE.) or ursula k le guin either of which is iconic

[giaffa]

I was tagged by @mirillel to share 9 books i want to read in 2025, thank you! 💖💖

These are the first books of my TBR list, I'm going to pick them up as soon as I'm done with my uni exams 📚✨️

Tagging @peachyindeed @curiouscalembour @bich-the-moss @violecov @rbwannabe @valleydoll777 @alibrandi @sophiesmovingcastle if you want <3

[pygian-weapon]

(Laios is the most recent addition, everyone else has been a set-in fixture in my brain for years... I also was this close to put Mirror!Kira, but I didn't want people to think it was that kind of post)

Thank you @courierrsix ✨💐(me 🤝 you 💚 Kaiman)!!!!!!!

also tagging whoever wants to do it! (but also @vacueabissi @4ndr3ax10 @rbwannabe @bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass have fun!)

[discoidal]

nine people to get to know better :)) ty @lemoncholy-stars !

last song: listening to conqueror by aurora trying to get out of my funk ❣️ i used to tambourine and sing this song in hs

favorite color: purpleeee baby! also yellows pinks and oranges. i wear a lot of green tho

currently watching: dungeon meshi. i like it but i saw someone on here say that theres a tone shift and im scared now

sweet/savory/spicy: sweet :)) sweet n spicy especially

relationship status: singlee so single im like. clawing my way up walls and throwing up and tearing out my hair. some would classify this as "ready to mingle"

current obsession: idk trying to be alive? getting beat tf up fight club style? thats what i spend most of my time thinking abt but otherwise uhh picross. and the short story im thinking abt/living in but emphatically Not writing

last thing you searched: "bow yoga pose"

tagging: @meatmensch @bowwowserbro @rbwannabe @schalotte @liefdesbriefjes @chlap @andromerot @17yearcicada @whimseee :)) no pressure ily

[house-of-mirrors]

(via rbwannabe, unomoralez)

[c-kiddo]

I'm sorry things are hard right now, here's a good kitty to cheer you up a bit💖💖

;w; thankyou. i lov them. . .snoozin in the garden

[naomimakesart]

I loooove that you're going for a horror theme for Targaryen Month!!! First zombie Maegor, then poor Aerea- this is intense and I'm so here for it!

Ahhh that makes me so happy!!! I’ve really been dying to draw some of the spooky and more intense scenes from Fire and Blood for so long, and thought that this would be a good time to try!! 

Everyone who followed me for sexy stuff has got to be like this right now 

[ganymedesclock]

Honestly though, Shiro being a lady in Wayfarer is A+++.

Thank you! It was something I very specifically wanted to do, because VLD did a good thing adapting Pidge as a girl to diversify the team more, but if you think about it, that’s still 2/6 main characters, while just one more character bumps it to nice even fifty-fifty. 

[malafight]

For the fanfic ask meme, may I ask for number 3 (favourite line)? I'm really curious, because your fics have a lot of hilarious parts, but you also manage to be very moving. BTW, Happy New Year!

Oh god I actually have so many favorite lines? I have a lot of lines that i look at afterwards and go “god i hope someone likes this”

As far as funny lines, the first one that comes to mind is from Hurricane Party:

“Jasper, you went swimming in the yard in the last one,” Pearl said flatly. “You said ‘God would never deprive the world of something this perfect.’ I’m not taking any chances.”

And for more serious, uhhhh... chapter 2 of Magic Missile-Toe’s description of the chillhounds!!

As tall as they were, they were gaunt, almost brittle-looking, like the bare, dead branches of the trees above them. Their fur was the pale blue of clean snow, the light in ice, a crisp winter morning--

and thank you so much ksjhgsdgsd i try to strike a balance between silly and serious but i’m always afraid that im just Silly XD

[daenystheedreamer]

Re the opinion ask: your taste in fashion is SPECTACULAR and you mentally influenced me to listen to Björk so 10/10 for me.

(Also great work on omaegorverse, it's real fun to read about heheheh)

oh mwah kisses kisses my friend<3hearing that the bjork agenda worked is soooo good ough<3 MWAH

[giaffa]

I was tagged by @spikeys, thank you! 💖💖

tagging @bich-the-moss @sleeeepy-demon @mirillel @valleydoll777 @the-paisley @velvetlinedbox @rbwannabe @mortalfollies @hurdygurdywizard @peachyindeed

[pygian-weapon]

got tagged by @natykii to give a song for every letter in my URL (you fool! You activated my special move, being pretentious about music!)

P - Panama by Ivano Fossati

E - El Toro by Les Dynamites

R - Revenge by Mariah The Scientist

A - Angola by Cesaria Evora

E - Eat the Acid by Kesha

Q - Queen Bitch by David Bowie

U - untitled 04 | 08.14.2014 by Kendrick Lamar (hope this isn't cheating)

O - Ole by Nive and the Deer Children (Terror fans required listening!)

R - Reverie by Polyphia

A - Aoi Koi Daidaiiro No Hi by MASS OF FERMENTING DREGS

L - Literal Legend by Ayesha Erotica (the one and only)

I - I'm Just Ken

K - Kill Or Be Kind by Samantha Fish

E - Everywhere by Fleetwood Mac

S - Sun to Sun by Kaia Kater

T - True Babe by Gwen Stefani

H - High Hopes by Pink Floyd

I - I don't like Mondays by The Boomtown Rats

N - Nothing Without You by Tanerélle

G - gold by offonoff

S - Summertime Blues by Eddie Cochran (I feel like this one encapsulates my experience of these months. Help)

And that's a wrap! Ooof! 'twas fun tho!

Tagging some mutuals (feel free to ignore) but also anyone that wants to do it too send me a message and I'll add you!

@milfbro @rbwannabe @annabelle--cane @vacueabissi @bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass (we are companions of the long url curse) @raptorbricks @anhardchoice @the-mad-prince-of-denmark

bye everyone, have a good music trip!

[starshipsandsuperheroes]

So, this happened in my second session, when we walked into a cursed temple and stepped into this room full of giant murderous rodents. Soon enough, our sorcerer (me) and our half-orc fighter were passed out half-dead on the floor. Our druid was the only one left standing. So she asked the dm if she could drown the rats with the "create water" spell. When he said she would need a container, she replied: "The rat's lungs ARE containers". In short, a couple of rats just exploded.

Holy fuck i’m sorry I’m so late in replying to this (tumblr didn’t send a notification)

So uh????  That’s like, the most hardcore thing she could have said????  What the fuck??????

They literally burst from the inside out because of create water are you KIDDING me?????  Your druid is literally already the craziest ass powerful sonofagun on your team and honestly I’m LIVING for it GOD I hope your group is doing well.

Come tell me your D&D stories!  I want to hear them!

[saltwaffle]

So about the fics, I've been hooked on De Facto since chapter 1, and I lowkey made theories about it! Seriously, I LOVE IT!!! You're such a talented writer! I especially like how your OCs feel as complex and fleshed out as the canon characters: my favourites so far are Raspberry Quartz (and I ship her and Cranberry SO HARD) and the wonderful, vengeful disaster bird that is Aqua Pearl. Seriously, I love this fic so much😭😭

PLEASE SEND THE THEORIES OMG PLSSSS

and thank you so so so much hhhhh, lovely rasb is my favorite to write ever and aqua pearl is so fun :D

[labradorite-art]

As for your OCs, I'd like to see more of the synthetic children story! It makes me really curious!

ahhh ty!!! im posting more of it on my instagram and amino but i’ll try to bring some more over here as well!

[c-kiddo]

I think your love for firbolgs has spread to me too. Someday I'm gonna play one, they seem so cute and cool🤩

🥺 good! ,,, critrole firbolgs are so good skdjsk,, i just wanna be a fey/giant creature w cute ears and a cute snoot.. i wanna talk to a tree and go invisible sometimes... (😔 i will hav to live my dreams via dnd)