#ray rosas

[littlemagicalstardust]

[ijustthinkevilunoisneat]

# the match in where PPray lives out my dreams

[itskiut1]

[thehargreevesfamily]

[shattered-stars-lonely-hearts]

Boyle: Shh, here comes the Captain! Jake: Quick, Amy, talk about boring nerd stuff! Amy: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word 'nerd' derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist. Jake: Yes, that's perfect. Just like that.

[bvttoneyes]

We Were Jet-Set, Bonnie and Clyde

sum! Make them pull off a heist.

tw! jacobs skinny jeans.

yall i saw this on perchance.org and had to do this bro like you alr know. ALSO IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

So this is how you were gonna meet his friends, through a game?

"It's not a game! It's a very specific routine we do every Halloween. We become criminals." He said all of this with no underlying joking tone. Just an 'evil' smirk. Finger tips touching each other as he rests his forearms on the table as he tells you his plan.

"Ah so New York's Finest are really the worst ones, hm? You become criminals annually?" You say jokingly, only he didn't find it funny even a little bit.

His shoulders slumped as he let his bottom lip pout the tiniest bit, ihs voice becoming whiny as well, "Do you wanna help me or not?!"

You only could chuckle at the sight. He looked so adorable when he was frustrated.

You let out a dramatic sigh, a playful smirk staining your lips, "Fineee, I guess I'll help you publicly embarrass your coworkers."

His pout turned to a smile of amusement and pure joy, "Perfect!"

So the plan was...

The award was to be held in a plastic box again this year. You didn't work there so buy a janitor costume, they'll never realize. Except, they can check purchasing history at the station. So you bribe a janitor-

"We're taking the clothes off of a janitor's back?" You ask with faux-concern, "Why don't I buy janitors costume at like a costume store thats like an hour away if you're so concerned about it? I'll use cash."

You could've sworn his eyes lit up when you said that.

The day of the heist went just according to plan and you had the award the whole time until the last 30 minutes when you pawned it off to Jake, where he kept it in his desk (a place no one would dare to go or search). It was perfect. He played dumb and was as feisty as ever, acting like he had no idea where the trophy could possibly be. That Holt must have the award because who else would?

After the heist was officially over and he was bragging about winning is when they all started asking questions.

"How'd you even pull this off, we checked all around your desk and you're wearing skinny jeans so you can't hide anything?" Rosa asked, arms crossed.

"Well first of all, was it necessary to bring up my super cool and super stylish jeans?" He playfully whines, "second of all, let me show you my partner, in more ways than one."

He points to you and you stopped the fake sweeping you were doing in the corner, taking the hat off. You smile at them and wave, "Nice to meet you all! Jake has said so much about you."

[jakexamyforever]

[xi1dius]

Just watched deadpool (im bloody late, ik. watchig it on a sleepover) and now doing a brooklyn 99 workout >:))

watching deadpool 2 soon :)

Edit: i watched Deadpool 2 and ngl it kinda dragged on a smudge.. cant wait to watch deadpool v wolverine! already seen some snippets

[cyanide-sippy-cup]

Art I made for this year's Rosa stream! Remember to be there, we want to make her send-off a big one! Here's everything you need to know⬇️

[jesterrosa]

Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura from @rayshippouuchiha's Altered Beginnings AU.

[lamarchesacasati]

1922 Man Ray, Marchesa Luisa Casati. 

"In 1922, Luisa visited a young and still unknown photographer named Man Ray. In his autobiography, the American tells the story of the photo that became the most famous of all the representations of the Marchioness Casati (...) "I drew a few where one could distinguish a semblance of face; On one of the negatives, we saw three pairs of eyes. It could have been mistaken for a surreal version of the Medusa. It was precisely this photo that delighted her: I had made a portrait of her soul, she said, and she ordered dozens of copies from me. I wish my other clients had been so easy to please. The photo of the marquise went around Paris. Figures from the most closed circles began to come, all expecting miracles. I had to leave my hotel room and find a real studio. » (x)

[indycarnocontext]

[itskiut1]

[fullscoreshenanigans]

Thinking about these tweets constantly thank you @whamss for your factually correct opinions

[anonymouscuzwhynot001]

B99 S6 THOUGHTS

(S6 SPOILERS)

DAMN HITCHCOCK AND SCULLY 🥵 Y'ALL LOOKED TOO DIFFERENT BACK THEN

"oh, thank god. my wife and my dad are here. i mean, captain dad. i mean, i know who my dad is. it's you. hi, amy." *amy's cute little wave*

GINA NOOOOO I LOVE YOU WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME 😭😭😭

PB&J IS BACK BITCHESSSSS

FUCK YOU CAPTAIN OF THE 64 YOU DON'T TOUCH MY PRECIOUS AMY 🖕🖕🖕

suppressing my urges to not go on a rant about sexism and feminism and stupid males who think they can do whatever the fuck they want just because. like there literally is no reason males should be above females. like what if the world was flipped? why did males get the upper hand anyways? women females girls all around the world, past and present, have suffered because of stupid males. these assholes are so arrogant they put themselves in every word. like, huMAN, woMAN, feMALE. CAN'T WE CATCH A FUCKING BREAK???

(of course, if you're male and none of the above, that does not pertain to you. thank you for not being one of those assholes.)

i literally love jake. like he respects and cares for amy so well that i'm sobbing.

"you've told us this story many times—" "AND YOU'LL HEAR IT AGAIN!" ~holt to charles and terry about the disco strangler

i literally love jake and rosa's friendship dynamic ✨✨✨

charles please stop being unconsciously sexual (it's really funny do continue)

GINA'S BACK (FOR A SHORT TIME) :DDD

CINCO DE MAYO HEIST IS ALWAYS GONNA BE HALLOWEEN HEIST NO ONE CAN CHANGE THAT

omg the og three: vulture, cj, and wuntch

for a sec i actually thought they were at rock bottom—

ANYways yeah—