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@lee-the-yeen hello. for your big brain. i offer you. A gifte :)
(this is part of the Kingdom AU, idk if u know it, but in short a bunch of stuff happens and so theyre eels who live in a fountain named after them in this one. matoran of iron go feed them sometimes. dw it will make sense eventually, possibly. also im including some hcs from ur post bc theyre baller)
"There's a nook at the other end of the fountain, you know," Kotu mentioned nonchalantly as she haphazardly launched jerky strips all over the water.
Vezok didn't make much out of it, as he was busy zooming back and forth with his mouth open trying to get as much food in it as possible, because he had been tricked into being left hungry and angry enough times for him to be very much done with it; Hakann and Thok, instead, quirked their brows at that with cautious, gluttonous interest.
"Is that so?" the Ice Skakdi mused.
"Not that you should go there," the Ga-Matoran continued.
"And why not?"
"Well, I bet there's nothing for you."
"Bah!" Hakann cried out with a snap of his jaws: "And I bet you've got something hidden in that cranny!"
Kotu snickered at him: "How'd you suppose I'd do that?" she asked in an almost mocking tone, "It's not like you wouldn't have know if I'd ever set foot in these Piraka-infested waters before."
"But you could've when it was being built!"
"Why haven't you jumped in yet, by the by?" Thok added, mellifluous voice oozing out of his smirk; he began swimming back and forth just under where she sat with fluid motions, doing a real bad job at looking menacing. "Aren't we friends? Come on, get in for a swim with your old pals, little Matoran, and we can help you get back what you've stashed away in that nook, what do you say?"
She smiled with mischievous intent and a high pitched hum: "Oh, I've got to wait a moment or so first."
"Scared of a little water?"
"No, just wanna check how quick the poison works."
Vezok swallowed his enormous mouthful of jerky as loudly and grottesquely as possible before spitting a spray of water at her: "That's Kane-Ra waste," he decreted, "That slobber tasted great!"
"Aw, thank you! I put a lot of effort on masking the toxin's flavor!"
"Good thing you ate all of it, Vezok," Hakann played along with her: "It was getting a bit crammed in here."
His former backstabbing associate whipped around to bite his chin right off, and in a moment they were both speeding after one another across the fountain as thought it had turned into a pinball machine and they were trying for a new high score, with fitting background music so kindly provided by Thok's deafening laugh and Kotu's snorting giggles.
"Aren't they cute?" she cackled to the silent ex-Piraka beneath her.
Zaktan remained very serious as he slowly turned a side-eyed glare onto her Rau: "You're setting us up."
The Matoran widened her eyes and gasped dramatically with her hands flying on her heartlight: "Me?" she exclaimed, as false as a Vortixx's praise. "Set you up to some prank for my own amusement? Whatever are you saying! I would never do such a thing!"
His jaws lunged lazily out the water to bite at her, missing entirely; Kotu skipped away with a little yelp, not scared in the slightest, and left the Skakdi to their inevitable in-fighting.
In the meantime, Vezok had managed to bite down on one of Hakann's spikes and was being violently yanked around by the red armored Piraka while he screamed his entire head off - which considering they were little more than heads by now meant he was attempting the rather incredible feat of beheading himself without having a body - and Thok convulsed his spine into knots coughing laughs through his clogged gills.
This sort of happenstance really did make him miss the pleasant days of trying to kill each other at every opportunity.
"Quiet!" Zaktan barked at last before their idiocy could kill him with a fulminous aneurysm. The other three Skakdi stumbled, rolled, and hushed at last. "That infernal little thing wants to trick us! She's got something in store for us, something I don't like. I'll bet that nook doesn't even exist."
Hakann scoffed: "Of course I don't trust her! What sort of idiot to you take me for?"
"I've known you too long for my answer to be courteous."
"But she could've told a half truth," Vezok butted in. "And I've seen that cranny she mentioned."
"Did you see it, or only think you saw it?" Thok questioned wisely.
"I said I saw it!" his companion snapped: "It's half covered in rocks and it's barely anything interesting!"
"That sounds like it could be any scrape on the side of the fountain!"
"It's no scrape, it's an opening! It's the one she meant!"
"Let's see this, then," Zaktan conceded, "Just to check if the little Water maiden's words had some inkling of truth to them."
So, still trading doubtful looks, the four toothy beings swam quickly, following their blue armored associate's lead.
The Piraka fountain (so graciously named after them after they'd been confined in it, as they couldn't very well be left to prowl the shores and have free reign on the toes of anybody that dared dip their feet in the water) wasn't as small as it looked like: those Onu-Matoran architects were quite skilled at building things that were much bigger than they appeared - likely on account of their experience living underground in tunnels that would have otherwise been downright suffocating.
It took as such quite a while for the mutated Skakdi to find the specific spot Vezok had mentioned. They were rather pleased to find that their search hand't been in vain: lo and behold, in a corner of the structure there opened some kind of hole half buried behind a hastily put together barricare of small rocks, looking not shallow at all.
The Water Skakdi grinned victoriously: "See! Beings of little faith!"
"Incredible," Thok noted - unsure whether to attribute the word to the fact that Kotu hadn't lied, or that Vezok had indeed connected the dots correctly for once.
Zaktan slithered closer to the opening.
"So?" Hakann egged him on. "Get in! See what's in there!"
The glare the green armored being shot him was accompanied by the Ice Skakdi's complaint: "And why don't you go in, huh? Scared to get your tail chomped?"
"What about you, then!" the other immediately bit back: "If you're so brave, go ahead!"
"Of course I won't, I'm not built for recognition! We should send in Reidak for this - nothing can kill that brute, anyways."
"And where is he?" Vezok asked.
"What sort of question is that!"
Then Thok hushed.
"I have no idea." he admitted finally.
Hakann howled a guffaw: "Great job on the detective skills! You wouldn't notice a Manas crab if it was charging at you!"
"Oh, shut your trap! Where's Avak, then, huh? Do you know that?"
"Of course I do!" and after a quick turning of his head left and right, the red Skakdi tried to save his hide by declaring, with the arrogance of someone trying to cover a mistake: "Not here, clearly!"
"Ah, well, aren't you observant!"
"Get off my back, he's a different deal! We could lose him in a shallow pool with how tiny he is!"
"Quit your yapping," Zaktan hissed suddenly. "I hear something."
The other three swarmed him immediately.
There was indeed a sound coming from within the nook. It was cavernous, and intermittent, with a rumbling cadence typical of something very large and (for now) relaxed. Perhaps it had heard their bickering and was warning them? No, that seemed unlikely; but at the same time, they couldn't quite rule out that possibility.
This sounded like something to be handled by someone near indestructible... Or with the right cage always at the ready.
Where were those two idiots when you needed them?
Vezok, with his animalistic strength and dim wits, was the best next thing, the other three reasoned. But before they could order him around he had already shoved them further into the nook, blocking off the exit with his big dumb head.
"Safety in numbers," he growled; caught between two beasts as they were, his associates decided it would be wiser not to argue.
It wasn't a long trip, but it certainly felt like it.
The little entrance opened into a short tunnel heading for another somewhat wider opening; now added to the grumbling groans growing louder with every inch they swam forward was another sound, a little softer but equally as insistent, warped by the water as well, probably belonging to a second unseen creature.
This kind of news tends not to be very warmly welcomed when one is scouting uncharted caverns. And yet, though they were certainly not happy to hear it, they couldn't shake off a strange feeling of familiarity about it.
There was just something about it - and the rumbling too, it reminded them of something, but where could they have heard anything like that? It seemed so natural, like, like...
They made themselves as flat as they could against the ground and walls, and peeked through the opening at last.
The scene was... Well.
To anybody else, it would have been rather puzzling.
Reidak was growling up a storm, lips pulled around his impressive chompers in a large square frame, otherwise almost immoble aside from a few quick jolts every now and them; swimming around him in short bursts, Avak busied himself biting everywhere across his spine, gnawing at his angular spikes and chin like a properly furious eel desperate to tear the skin off its prey.
Any other being would have rightfully assumed they were having some kind of silent argument, or maybe some specific fighting ritual not particularly well known outside of Zakaz, and concluded that losing a limb to part them was not worth the risk; being the former Piraka properly brought up Skakdi, however, they were intimately aware of what was indeed going on, and to say they were embarrassed beyond bewilderment would have been an understatement. To put things into perspective, they would have gladly gone back into the Shadowed One's employ if that could have somehow immediately teleported them away from the scene they were bearing witness to.
It distinctly didn't help that right as they thought that Reidak reared his big ugly head to lazily chomp on Avak's cheek, eliciting a similarly loud and fond growl from the smaller being.
Between their difference in height and the Stone Skakdi's vague thagomizer, they looked like some weird parody of a typical pair coming from some upside down version of Zakaz where the females were tinier and males much larger.
They were necking.
And Great Spirit knew how little their associates wanted to see that.
The four unfortunate Skakdi tried to slink away, to leave that little disgusting lovenest and forget all about this experience; alas they all had the same idea at the same time, which resulted in them smacking their tough skulls right against one another, producing a terrifying rockus akin to a dozen pots and pans carelessly being launched onto a tinfoil roof.
Certainly, in another situation, this woul have led to some kind of infinite argument with plenty of physical retaliation.
In this situation, however, they instead became very aware of the fact that the two gross sweethearts had immediately hushed and were peering directly into their souls with the sort of gazes that would make a Takea shark feel deeply unsafe.
Hakann suddenly felt a great void around himself.
He glanced at his sides: the other three Piraka had mysteriously vanished while he'd been petrified.
Sons of a--
Next thing he knew he had been chased out of the nook with Avak clamped around his head in an attempt to crush his skull between his teeth while prattling in a shrill muffled voice (mouth still full of Fire Skakdi) something about not having a moment of privacy in this blasted fountain.
He would have certainly ended up exploding like a watermelon between a pair of muscular enough thighs if Reidak hadn't swam up to his beartrap-mouthed partner and knocked Hakann out of his invincible bite. Granted, the impact had enough force to smack him right into the fountain floor where he formed a small crater, but he'd take a mild concussion over being turned into the two halves of a delicious freshly split open coconut.
His vision swam for a few moments as he tried to get his bearings again. By the time sight came back to him, two pairs of glowering eyes were squashing him against the ground.
"Liked what you saw?" Reidak growled - no longer in the amorous tone he'd reserved for the Stone Skakdi's affection.
"No," Hakann peeped: "Not at all."
"Then you'll keep your ugly mug out of our business, now?" Avak hissed, so cose he could almost still feel his teeth clenched around his temples.
The red armored being nodded hastily.
"All four of you?"
He nodded even harder.
A second later he was flung away, almost directly out of the water, and the other two Skakdi watched him hurry as far away from their nook as his fishy body would allow him to swim.
The Earth Skakdi huffed, piqued: "The nerve of some beings..."
"I bet it was Kotu," the other snarled as he paced back and forth. "That nosy little thing - I saw her, you know! I bet she told them there was some treasure or other... Ah, next time I catch her--!"
"You should put her in an airtight ball," his partner suggested: "So we can knock her in the fountain and toss her between ourselves."
The thought tore a hysterical cackle out of Avak as he contorted in time with his own guffaws, spirits definitely lifted: "Ha! Ha, now that's an idea! Wouldn't that be a sight! That little prankster wailing and crying, smacking her mask all over the prison while we throw her about... Oh, that'd be payback, alright!"
Reidak chuckled hard while curling around him; the smaller being's thin spine fit perfectly within black spikes shaped like square brackets, letting the two snuggle like a pair of vicious water snakes locked in a fight to the death.
A quick chomp around his third eye-like lump on his forehead brought the larger of the two back from his nuzzling haze.
His grin turned sharp, his eyes squinting at Avak in an awfully dangerous manner: "Ah?" he only drawled, letting his cavernous voice ripple through the water.
The Stone Skakdi bristled - exactly like he used to bristle back before their mutation whenever Reidak would come just a little too close to him, shaking his spine hard and subtly swinging his thagomizer to convince the other he was a enough of a threat to be left well alone, or else; but this felt a little more performative, like some kind of invitation instead of a 'keep out' sign, especially with that nervous smirk accompanying the motion, and his tardiness in trying to escape, only making a move when his tail was already mellowly held between his Earth companion's big jaws.
"You think you're smart, uh?" Reidak chuckled.
"Smarter than your ugly mug, for certain!" Avak bit back, and gnawed at his forehead again.
He laughed as his tail was yanked with a muffled: "Why, I oughta--!"
"You oughta what? Teach me a lesson?"
"Are you mocking me, you Fikou?"
"So what if I was?"
"Oh, that's it then," and as they wrestled playfully, biting each other silly between gross ugly chuckles, they began yanking one another back into their not too secret little nook. "Let's settle this like proper Skakdi, eh?..."
#bionicle#avak#reidak#hakann#thok#zaktan#vezok#kotu#random writing#the kingdom au#i didnt like the piraka while reading bc their constant backstabbing grew old and repetitive p fast but writing them was so fun actually#theyre like old ladies bickering bc they have nothing else to do#hope u like itttt aaaaa#ill be puttin it on ao3 too
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last night’s round up!
ezra and zeb, they SLAY ME! DUMB IDIOT BROTHERS FOR LIFE
ap5 seeing chopper being polite and immediately pegging it as a red flag is just. so funny to me
chopper offers wedge a drink fdslkjdsldsfkjl if he’d done that to ezra or zeb they would exorcise him
#letwedgepiss
ezra sitting on top of the couch.... wow im love him
i just. i just love hera syndulla. like so much. SO MUCH
“hey fuckface! that’s what you get for messing with my droid!”
also rebels is my favorite musical
and the ‘donk’ noise when he gets scooped back up into the ship sfdjlkfd s amazing
ezra’s pjs ;u; babby
i can’t believe how much chopper loves his organics, what a good and sweet droid
the jump scare dkjlsjklslk ezra your’e so dumb i love you
wouldn’t it be great if ezra had kept those holocron pieces in the ur >.> dave please i’m begging you bring my boy home
there’s a lot that’s been said about obi wan vs maul but it’s just. so classy
also i never realized that maul actually has a musical motif until just now! i wonder if kevin pulled something from the tpm score! what i remember of his theme from twilight of the apprentice it fits VERy neatly with duel of the fates
oh maul. all that hatred and anger and rage and it all came to nothing. the jedi are dead. palpatine abandoned you. you could have let it all go!
you were a sick sad son of a bitch, but you were a victim, too. may the force be with you, maul of dathomir
group huggggg :)
and the bluest bitch of them all makes his biggest bitch move
how many times does the rebellion get nearly annihilated dslkjfsdjlk like every other week it seems
kanan: time to go poke the bear god! :D
commander sato, and those two random dudes, your sacrifice will never be forgotten! may the force be with you!
thrawn feeling so strong and brave in his big boy hat :D
thrawn: what jedi devilry is this1!!! kanan: i don’t know a fucking thing my guy
“fucking shoot god. just DO IT”
ezra and the mando force is absolutely legendary
look at my talented ambidextrous boy :))))))))))))))))))))))))
“i see your defeat, like many arms surrounding you in a cold embrace” YOU TELL THAT BLUE BITCH WHAT’S GOOD BENDU!!!!
im retroactively yelling about kallus in the escape pod like “please pick me up please pick me up please pick me up please dear god pick me up”
and onto season four!!! there’s a future for us, one where we’re all free, but it’s up to US to make that happen!!! I’M ALREADY CRYING
jeanne d’arc represent!!!!!!! lead the mandos to VICTORY!!!!
i still really want the maid of mandalore
i’m going to have to write an excerpt aren’t i
ezra you are so. idiot. unidentified flying moron
im love you so much you dumb shit
also every time ezra tries to impress sabine’s parents and just eats complete shit
MAN ok serious time: chat helped me realize that sabine was fucking 14 or 15 when the empire challenged her to make a genocide machine? that’s fucked up
and just the whole thing of it. using their cultural heritage to literally burn their culture down. what the heck
sabine :((((( honey
and just imo sabine would never want to be ruler of mandalore! legacy of mandalore made it EXPLICITLY CLEAR that the mandalorian way didn’t fit her, she has her own path of her mandalorian heritage combined with the family she made for herself in exile. mandalore cast her out, and they have only just barely begun to take her back in, of course she wouldn’t want to rule them. and bo-katan is their king in the mountain
that said pls to give me a bo/ursa/fenn rau triumvirate, PLEASE
aggressively does not think about the rest of season 4
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everything louder than everything else
Am incercat prea multe , prea devreme . Si toate au fost brutale , si toate au fost fiare incinse , strapunse de dorintele mele precoce . man , i fucking love first times . first time doing drugs , kissing a girl , falling in love , and in this case and this particular day , first time having sex with someone i love , without being high or drunk , without having anxiety and being fake . is this my soulmate ? fuck i hope . all i can think about is him fingerfucking my pussy like in a hot kinky porn movie , in and out , making my brain feel like the're bout to blow on the walls and my pussy to explode . if u had a dick , i'd suck it all day , boo .
well , fuck , shit happens , meh ..
it was just stupid infatuation . this person ended up making me want to puke and run away as everyone else does . Fun as it lasted , i'm relieved im single again . at least i've accomplished my agenda . i did stuff i'm scared of and i started taking care of myself again . am alergat goala pe camp , beata , mi-am taiat venele , am dormit in bucatarie si am ajuns acasa pe la 8 ca sa imi fac cont pe badoo . cred ca o sa incep sa ma intalnesc cu pizde batrane de acum . also , no more trans guys or any type of guys ever again . done with this shit . abia astept vara . am pofta de viata ca vine cladura . Ma simt cam prost ca l-am dezamagit pe bietul baiat . imi e greu sa imi dau seama cand fac ceva rau sau nu . imi mai pare rau si ca am tinut-o pe elisa treaza cu cacaturile mele . era sa imi tai singura gatul , ce-i drept . dar mneh , i survived worse i guess . viata merge inainte presupun .
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Playboy Makes History With First-Ever Transgender Playmate!
how I looked younger without plastic surgery
Playboy is celebrating a lot of firsts with their November/December issue!
Not only did the magazine unveil their cover of Hugh Hefner, marking the first time a man has ever posed solo on the front page without a female, but on Thursday, they also revealed their first transgender playmate!
Ines Rau has posed for the glossy before, but to be the November playmate, that's a huge deal!
Related: Fired L'Oreal Model Lands Deal As Face Of Illamasqua
Talking about being picked, the Parisian model told the mag:
"When I was doing this shoot, I was thinking of all those hard days in my childhood, and now everything happening gives me so much joy and happiness. I thought, Am I really going to be a Playmate—me? It's the most beautiful compliment I've ever received. It's like getting a giant bouquet of roses."
Beautiful!
The 26-year-old also opened up about learning to loving herself:
"I lived a long time without saying I was transgender. I dated a lot and almost forgot. I was scared of never finding a boyfriend and being seen as weird. Then I was like, You know, you should just be who you are. It's a salvation to speak the truth about yourself, whether it's your gender, sexuality, whatever. The people who reject you aren't worth it. It's not about being loved by others; it's about loving yourself."
And she explained what it means to be a woman:
"Being a woman doesn't mean being extremely feminine all the time. Being a woman is just being a woman. I always knew from within, when I was a little kid in my room in the ghetto, that a beautiful destiny was waiting for me. I don't know how to explain it. A little voice was telling me, ‘You'll see. Patience.'"
Yass!
Ines also shared her real thoughts on nudity, as she does pose nude in the issue:
"Nudity means a lot to me, since I went through a transition to get where I want to be. Nudity is a celebration of the human being without all the excess. It's not about sexuality but the beauty of the human body, whether male or female."
Be sure to glimpse her seXXXy spread (below) and let us know what U think!
Meet your November 2017 Playmate, @supa_ines. "Nudity shouldn’t be taboo. Nudity means a lot to me, since I went through a transition to get where I want to be. Nudity is a celebration of the human being without all the excess. It’s not about sexuality but the beauty of the human body, whether male or female." 📷 by @derekkettelaA post shared by Playboy (@playboy) on Oct 18, 2017 at 2:38pm PDT
[Image via Instagram.]
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Playboy Makes History With First-Ever Transgender Playmate!
Playboy is celebrating a lot of firsts with their November/December issue!
Not only did the magazine unveil their cover of Hugh Hefner, marking the first time a man has ever posed solo on the front page without a female, but on Thursday, they also revealed their first transgender playmate!
Ines Rau has posed for the glossy before, but to be the November playmate, that's a huge deal!
Related: Fired L'Oreal Model Lands Deal As Face Of Illamasqua
Talking about being picked, the Parisian model told the mag:
"When I was doing this shoot, I was thinking of all those hard days in my childhood, and now everything happening gives me so much joy and happiness. I thought, Am I really going to be a Playmate—me? It's the most beautiful compliment I've ever received. It's like getting a giant bouquet of roses."
Beautiful!
The 26-year-old also opened up about learning to loving herself:
"I lived a long time without saying I was transgender. I dated a lot and almost forgot. I was scared of never finding a boyfriend and being seen as weird. Then I was like, You know, you should just be who you are. It's a salvation to speak the truth about yourself, whether it's your gender, sexuality, whatever. The people who reject you aren't worth it. It's not about being loved by others; it's about loving yourself."
And she explained what it means to be a woman:
"Being a woman doesn't mean being extremely feminine all the time. Being a woman is just being a woman. I always knew from within, when I was a little kid in my room in the ghetto, that a beautiful destiny was waiting for me. I don't know how to explain it. A little voice was telling me, ‘You'll see. Patience.'"
Yass!
Ines also shared her real thoughts on nudity, as she does pose nude in the issue:
"Nudity means a lot to me, since I went through a transition to get where I want to be. Nudity is a celebration of the human being without all the excess. It's not about sexuality but the beauty of the human body, whether male or female."
Be sure to glimpse her seXXXy spread (below) and let us know what U think!
Meet your November 2017 Playmate, @supa_ines. "Nudity shouldn’t be taboo. Nudity means a lot to me, since I went through a transition to get where I want to be. Nudity is a celebration of the human being without all the excess. It’s not about sexuality but the beauty of the human body, whether male or female." 📷 by @derekkettelaA post shared by Playboy (@playboy) on Oct 18, 2017 at 2:38pm PDT
[Image via Instagram.]
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RAU -- F2: The Church
Assassin Lavi where are we going again Assassin Lavi are we there yet Assassin Lavi are we there yet Assassin Lavi are we there yet
Princess Zuki is dying
Assassin Deak are we there yet
Assassin Lavi are we there yet
Assassin Deak are we there yet Assassin Deak are we there yet
Princess Zuki are we there yet
Assassin Lavi /me are we there yet
Assassin Deak haha good job, lavi
Princess Zuki /me are we there yet
Assassin Lavi are we there yet
Pegasus Knight Lena shut the fuck up
Assassin Deak yes ma'am
Princess Zuki Afraid
Assassin Lavi ......
Assassin Deak ....
Assassin Lavi are we there yet
Assassin Deak are we there yet?
Assassin Lavi :'>
Pegasus Knight Lena im going to slaughter you two
Princess Zuki pls dont slaughter me they started it
Assassin Deak slaughter me Assassin Deak are we there yet
Assassin Lavi are we there yet
Assassin Deak are we there yet
Assassin Lavi are we there yet
Assassin Deak are we there yet
Assassin Lavi are we there yet
Assassin Deak are we there yet
Assassin Lavi are we there yet
Assassin Deak are we there yet
Assassin Lavi are we there yet
Assassin Deak are we there yet
Princess Zuki are we there yet
Assassin Lavi are we there yet
Assassin Deak are we there yet
Assassin Lavi are we there yet Assassin Lavi are we there yet
Assassin Deak 4th wall whining
Assassin Lavi did Zuki die yet
Princess Zuki are we there yet Princess Zuki yes i did
Assassin Lavi swEET can I have ur kingdom
Princess Zuki nah!
Assassin Deak can,, can i have it?
Assassin Lavi what if I share it Assassin Lavi with Deak Assassin Lavi specifically
Princess Zuki nO
Assassin Deak ,,, Assassin Deak ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Assassin Deak lOUDER 4TH WALL WHINING
Assassin Lavi really tho are we there yet idk this territory that well
Princess Zuki i have No Idea
Assassin Lavi how do yo not know isn't this around your turf Assassin Lavi oh
Princess Zuki bitch i grew up in the castle
Assassin Lavi right b/c ur a shut-in
Pegasus Knight Lena yikes
Assassin Deak lavi, carry me Assassin Deak i'm tired of walking
Princess Zuki >:/
Assassin Deak neeehhh
Assassin Lavi no Assassin Lavi jump on the pegasus or something if ur tired I'm not ur steed
Assassin Deak laaaviiiiii
Pegasus Knight Lena fuck off dont you dare
Assassin Lavi no
Assassin Deak leaning on lavi
Assassin Lavi ....... Assassin Lavi shoves him Assassin Lavi : >
Assassin Deak carry me Assassin Deak ahbhgbHBSHFBG
Assassin Lavi goes skipping ahead Assassin Lavi tra-la-la
Assassin Deak aLMOST FALLS Assassin Deak ..... Assassin Deak skips after him
Princess Zuki ,,,is getting nervous bcuz of those two
Assassin Deak jabs lavi's side and jumps away, snickering
Assassin Lavi jumps!!!! Assassin Lavi >: (
Assassin Deak >: )
Assassin Lavi kicks at Deak's sIDE
Assassin Deak ?!?!?!
Assassin Lavi >: ) Assassin Lavi skipping is now spRINTING
Assassin Deak gETS HIT AND JUST Assassin Deak looks at lavi
Assassin Lavi b y e b i t c h
Assassin Deak sPRINTS AFTER HIM
Queen Alma: Would you two cease your tomfoolery already?
Assassin Deak we're going to get lost and it's going to get us lost Assassin Deak oh shit i forgot about her
Queen Alma okay bye i suppose
Assassin Lavi doDGES BACK and around Deak back towards everyone else lmao
Assassin Deak wait what the fuck was that wording
Assassin Lavi is like 5
Assassin Deak idk
Princess Zuki gets rlly nervous around alma tBH
Pegasus Knight Lena :3c
Queen Alma i hate this trip already u guys havent said a single thing wtf
Princess Zuki is just Silent
Assassin Lavi 'scuse me ur Highness Alma just gonna hide behind u for a moment laughing like a little shit : >
Princess Zuki @ghost thing pls leave soon\
Queen Alma: I presume you've been briefed on the going-ons lately, Princess? Figuring it borders on your domain also?
Assassin Lavi waggly fingers at Deak
Queen Alma: Unless you haven't been paying attention, that is.
Princess Zuki snAPS HER HEAD UP AND NODS QUICKLY Princess Zuki: y-yes, ma'am! that is why i'm here.
Queen Alma: Good, good. And why are you two here, exactly?
Assassin Deak .... Assassin Deak slowly walks back to the others
Assassin Lavi: Hm?
Queen Alma: Actually, it doesn't matter.
Assassin Deak just gonna stay silent
Assassin Lavi shrugs and smiles impishly at Deak Assassin Lavi: Givin' up already?
Princess Zuki ,,,just. nervously looks around
Assassin Deak i'm going to punch you
Pegasus Knight Lena u guys r dumb
Queen Alma: Either way, as you should know, the Church is shared between the borders of Aeyusea and Cicia, and as such is a common place between the two Kingdoms. It isn't uncommon to have them merge in the church, and at times ends with someone switching the Kingdom they're residing in. With limitations of course - once you move a Kingdom you become a traitor to the other and aren't allowed access to the opposing side. The church allows a method to switch, or to prevent any... harm coming from entering the opposite side as it normally would.
Princess Zuki nod nod
Queen Alma: However, recently an increase in odd creatures along the border has occurred, and these have moved between the Kingdoms and... ah... killed some of the residents of either Kingdom.
Assassin Lavi define "dumb" Assassin Lavi b/c I beg to differ
Assassin Deak kinda sorta listening, kinda sorta not Assassin Deak just. plotting a murder
Queen Alma: Hence the need for us to figure out what is happening over there to cause it. It has already been pinpointed to be the location the beasts are spawning from.
Pegasus Knight Lena you and your brother Pegasus Knight Lena is the definition
Assassin Lavi: Beasts y'say? Assassin Lavi: An' here I thought this was a vacationary road trip
Assassin Deak y a w n s
Assassin Lavi kidding
Assassin Deak sTRETCHEEESSS
Queen Alma: I would be more wary than you both are being currently. Queen Alma: From what I understand, the creatures do quite a well job at ripping things apart. Queen Alma : / Queen Alma at least the princess has more sense
Assassin Deak can't be too casual but is always looking for the sweet embrace of death
Princess Zuki noDS
Assassin Deak: sounds like my kind of trip.
Assassin Lavi just gives Deak a look
Queen Alma: Does it now?
Assassin Lavi u stop that
Princess Zuki: ...please start acting like you'll leave alive.
Assassin Deak: mhm~
Princess Zuki: we have reputations to hold up.
Assassin Deak l a u g h s
Princess Zuki S A V A G E
Assassin Lavi: We've been well trained in the arts of self-defense. There's no need to worry over our well-being, Your Highness.
Queen Alma: Surely, otherwise you would be lesser than a fool to join us. Queen Alma wait then why is the princess here
Princess Zuki bcuz
Queen Alma are you going to finish that thought
Assassin Lavi that's a good question
Princess Zuki ,,,
Assassin Lavi but I didn't ask b/c I don't really care
Princess Zuki i have no idea where mr kanda is and i need to show the people i car E
Queen Alma maybe the beasts killed kanda
Assassin Lavi she's here to be the sacrificial bait Assassin Lavi : >
Princess Zuki he probably tastes too gross to eat Princess Zuki I AM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Queen Alma who said anything about eating Queen Alma these creatures dont eat the people they kill
Princess Zuki ,,,,oh
Queen Alma they just kill them to kill them
Assassin Deak they tore him apart
Queen Alma yeah
Assassin Deak rest in pieces, kanda
Princess Zuki mr kanda's too strong to lose so,,, um,,, he's alive,,,
Queen Alma if youre so sure Queen Alma: There's the church. Queen Alma who's going in first Queen Alma : )
Assassin Lavi raises his hand over his eye and squints
Assassin Deak ,,,
Assassin Lavi: There indeed~
Princess Zuki looks at lavi n deak Princess Zuki they go in first >:U
Assassin Deak steps, over behind lavi Assassin Deak shoves him
Princess Zuki theyre nothin but Trouble
Assassin Deak: go on.
Pegasus Knight Lena hahahah Pegasus Knight Lena lame
Assassin Lavi looks-- Assassin Lavi HEY Assassin Lavi ELBOWS Deak Assassin Lavi >: (
Pegasus Knight Lena oh my god pls dont do this again
Assassin Deak sLAPS lavi on the back of the head
Assassin Lavi: ....... Assassin Lavi Later (tm) Assassin Lavi >:L
Assassin Deak : > Assassin Deak anyway, Assassin Deak: lavi should go in first.
Assassin Lavi: Perhaps it is presumptuous of me, but I assume-- Assassin Lavi: no
Queen Alma: Who?
Assassin Deak: ... Assassin Deak fu ck Assassin Deak fUCK FUCK FUCK Assassin Deak: uh...
Assassin Lavi ....
Assassin Deak: meow?
Queen Alma: I didn't know that was your name?
Assassin Lavi WAY TO GO SHITBIRD
Princess Zuki: ...
Queen Alma looks @ lavi
Assassin Deak FUCK
Assassin Lavi: ...its not
Assassin Deak: it's a nickname.
Princess Zuki siGHS
Queen Alma: ..........
Princess Zuki: i'll go in.
Assassin Deak: we have nicknames for each other.
Queen Alma: You two contradict one another far too much.
Princess Zuki A BRAVE
Queen Alma: It makes you suspicious. Queen Alma :I
Princess Zuki heads on in tbH
Assassin Lavi: ...he thinks he's clever
Queen Alma o there she go
Assassin Lavi: So he gives me stupid nicknames
Queen Alma narrows her eyes at them
Assassin Lavi :I
Queen Alma: I see. Queen Alma fucking liars
Assassin Deak i Assassin Deak i'm tired so i'm not even gong to argue Assassin Deak this is why i stay quiet
Queen Alma: Well, we ought not waste more time with trivial names. Queen Alma follows after zuki Queen Alma im watching u two
Assassin Lavi guess this means we can go in last : >
Pegasus Knight Lena: Hurry up and go in you two.
Assassin Lavi good luck everyone else
Pegasus Knight Lena no fuck u im going last
Assassin Lavi tailing along Assassin Lavi second-last then Assassin Lavi w/e
Princess Zuki coME ON PEOPLE
Assassin Deak follows
Princess Zuki I HAVE PRINCESS DUTIES BACK AT HOME TO ATTEND TO
Assassin Deak ain't scared Assassin Deak no way
Assassin Lavi assuming u even survive
Pegasus Knight Lena goes in after them and slams the door rlly loud bc y not
Assassin Deak jUMPS
Assassin Lavi was that necessary
Pegasus Knight Lena lauGHS Pegasus Knight Lena IT SCARED HIM
Assassin Lavi also kinda jumped a little tbh
Assassin Deak whirls around, holding his breath
Pegasus Knight Lena iS LAUGHing
Assassin Deak tries to laugh to show he finds it funny but Assassin Deak doesn't
Pegasus Knight Lena: My apologies. Pegasus Knight Lena totally insincere but Pegasus Knight Lena turns to try and open the door Pegasus Knight Lena .........................
Assassin Deak: ...it's quite alright. Assassin Deak ...................
Pegasus Knight Lena: .....................................
Princess Zuki ....................
Assassin Lavi just kinda looking between Lena and Alma and Zuki
Pegasus Knight Lena: It's locked, ahahahahhh..................................
Assassin Lavi: ....... Assassin Lavi: Well that's what you get for slamming it Assassin Lavi: Probably broke the damn thing Assassin Lavi smfh
Pegasus Knight Lena oops
Princess Zuki: ...doors don't break like that.
Assassin Lavi: Way to go
Princess Zuki couGHS
Assassin Lavi: Its possible
Queen Alma: There are other doors, let's continue moving. Stop breaking doors. Queen Alma very intense eye roll here
Assassin Lavi shrugging and following along
Princess Zuki follOWS TOO
Assassin Lavi is making it a point to look up also b/c nobody ever looks up and that's usually where shit is sitting in wait lmao
Queen Alma or behind you Queen Alma maybe you should walk backwards too
Assassin Lavi Deak is behind me Assassin Lavi and Lena is behind him
Queen Alma: As you can see, the church is in disarray. Prior to those beasts, it had been well kept, figuring it was the centerpoint between our two Kingdoms.
Princess Zuki nods
Queen Alma: What a mess.
Assassin Deak is getting really tired of this act tbh Assassin Deak really really tired but
Pegasus Knight Lena what act squinty eyes
Assassin Lavi kinda looks like something I'd expect to see in Birland tbh Assassin Lavi my kinda scenery Assassin Lavi: ...guess the beasts must'a got the groundskeeper
Princess Zuki: my mother would... visit this place regularly, a-as an act of peace.
Assassin Lavi just gonna kinda skirt around the room and give the place a look-see for signs of any alleged "beasts" like carnage or damage etc. Assassin Lavi scratches... bones... droppings... any of that fun stuff
Queen Alma: Ironically this Church was built over the grounds that the dead soldiers were buried in when the War between our Kingdoms occurred in the last reigns. It was built for peace over the bodies of soldiers of both sides.
Princess Zuki nod nod
Assassin Lavi: ...so this place has catacombs underneath?
Assassin Deak: ....how interesting.
Queen Alma: It does. The Church sealed the catacombs years ago due to an... accident. Queen Alma side eyes zuki
Princess Zuki looks down Princess Zuki nods tho
Assassin Deak hums,,
Assassin Lavi: ...accident?
Assassin Deak slowly tilts his head Assassin Deak steps up to walk beside of lavi
Queen Alma casually doesn't reply to that
Assassin Lavi tilting his head also
Princess Zuki coughs,,,
Assassin Lavi: So... allegedly it should still be locked up, ya?
Queen Alma: There were reports that the catacombs had been opened sometime prior, but when I had come to check they were still sealed.
Assassin Lavi hums
Queen Alma: The only object out of place was a marble, but I presume a child had dropped it when the last event was held.
Assassin Deak is actually interested Assassin Deak jiji would love this place
Assassin Lavi: So were they sealed to keep people out... or... to keep something in?
Queen Alma frowns
Princess Zuki: ...to keep people out. Princess Zuki isnt even gonna entertain that thought
Assassin Deak: ...astonishing. Assassin Deak: simply amazing.
Assassin Lavi: Grave-robbers, mayhaps?
Queen Alma: ...
Assassin Deak there's that twinkle in his eye
Princess Zuki: anyone.
Assassin Lavi rolls his eye Assassin Lavi: Obviously.
Princess Zuki scratches the back of her head
Assassin Deak: it's very interesting.
Princess Zuki looks down again
Assassin Lavi hums Assassin Lavi: So should we see if the place is still sealed up as its supposed to be?
Princess Zuki: ...are you volunteering? Princess Zuki glanCES BACK AT HIM
Assassin Lavi laughs Assassin Lavi: Not a chance.
Queen Alma: There is another thing.
Assassin Lavi: The trained soldier should be the one to check it out first, right? Assassin Lavi looking @ u Lena
Pegasus Knight Lena offended Pegasus Knight Lena glares
Assassin Deak: another thing?
Assassin Lavi I am but a humble Earl's son don't expect me to go in there first
Pegasus Knight Lena: I believe you had mentioned you were well-trained, did you not Lavi?
Assassin Deak is thoroughly interested now
Assassin Lavi: Astor Assassin Lavi: Its Astor Assassin Lavi : /
Assassin Deak glances back at lena Assassin Deak: i am the only one allowed to call him that.
Pegasus Knight Lena: Then perhaps publicly calling such isn't wise.
Assassin Lavi: And I said I was trained to defend myself, but surely nowhere near as trained as yourself even so.
Pegasus Knight Lena wimps
Assassin Deak: ladies first.
Assassin Lavi I believe that's what we in Birland prefer to call a wise choice
Queen Alma .................. Queen Alma: No, nevermind. Queen Alma: The catacomb entrance is just through here. Queen Alma gestures to the archway
Assassin Lavi: But now we're curious~
Assassin Deak: you... you said there was another thing.
Queen Alma: It has no connection to this event.
Assassin Deak ,,,nods slowly
Assassin Lavi shrugs and follows along at the rear, keeping his eye and ears and smell open for anything weird
Princess Zuki oughta make deak and lavi go first since they're so interested >:/
Pegasus Knight Lena which one of u is gonna get hit by the falling chandelier Pegasus Knight Lena that happens in horror movies rite
Assassin Deak me Assassin Deak i am
Princess Zuki will make a Heroic Sacrifice if she does
Pegasus Knight Lena are you
Pegasus Knight Lena hEROIC SACRIFICES ARENT ALLOWED IN THIS GANG
Assassin Deak that'd be a fancy way to die
Princess Zuki bUT IM A PRINCESS
Queen Alma: As I said, the entrance to the catacombs is sealed. Queen Alma told u bitches
Princess Zuki nods
Queen Alma: No one has opened them since the incident, thankfully.
Assassin Deak is starting to get cold chills ngl Assassin Deak doesn't know if they're from fear or something else
Princess Zuki nods again
Princess Zuki: it's... how it should be. Princess Zuki is kinda quiet she doesnt wanna annoy
Assassin Lavi we brought torches to see by right
Assassin Deak no Assassin Deak haha jk idk
Pegasus Knight Lena it isnt dark losers
Assassin Lavi oh okay
Princess Zuki is just kinda lowkey a bystander
Pegasus Knight Lena wait is it
Assassin Deak oooo spooky scary
Assassin Lavi idk I assumed b/c we're inside unless there's windows Assassin Lavi and daylight
Princess Zuki i thought it'd be somewhat like a cave as in it's dark naturally bcuz no natural light Princess Zuki besides torches or w/e
Assassin Lavi: So y'know for sure this place has stayed sealed up the whole time? What if someone opened and shut it again so it just looks that way?
Pegasus Knight Lena ok ur rite Pegasus Knight Lena then we r dumb and didnt bring torches rip 4ever
Assassin Lavi wow that is terrible planning
Assassin Deak sux 2 suqq
Queen Alma: There isn't signs of tampering. By all means, try to pry it open if you'd like.
Assassin Deak luckily, i see well in the dark so
Queen Alma is v far from the sealed catacomb entrance Queen Alma like v far
Assassin Lavi same
Queen Alma not getting near if ur gonna try that
Assassin Lavi hums and goes near the door I guess
Pegasus Knight Lena holy shit dont
Princess Zuki stands back n watches
Assassin Deak walks with lavi
Princess Zuki: u...um...
Assassin Lavi: ...y'know this'd be easier if we had some light
Assassin Deak bye, here we go
Assassin Lavi: to see by Assassin Lavi who's the wimp now
Assassin Deak : >
Pegasus Knight Lena me but id rather not die
Princess Zuki glances up at alma like "are u sure ur gonna let them do this"
Pegasus Knight Lena if something comes out of that
Queen Alma has left the room
Assassin Deak goodbye alma
Assassin Lavi just kinda lightly testing the door for movement. Isn't dumb enough to actually open it tho lol
Princess Zuki is sloooowly backing away
Assassin Deak i want to open it Assassin Deak cAN I OPEN IT?
Assassin Lavi do not
Pegasus Knight Lena also backing off
Assassin Lavi holding his hand against a crack in the doors to feel if air is coming through it too
Assassin Deak there could be something interesting behind it and we could discover something no one else has
Assassin Lavi b/c if there's air coming through its not that tight
Pegasus Knight Lena: Well?
Princess Zuki ,,,,is gonna leave the room too
Assassin Lavi: ...Its hard to tell... but I think I feel a little bit of a draft through the cracks... just a little
Princess Zuki leaves the room too
Assassin Lavi bye Zuki
Princess Zuki qu EEN ALMA WHERE ARE U I FEEL UNSAFE
Queen Alma far away Queen Alma actually i just went to go get a torch
Assassin Deak 's eye widens and he just gets this spark of mischief Assassin Deak looks at lavi
Princess Zuki pls let me stay next to u im afraid
Queen Alma im back at the entrance Queen Alma ill be right back
Assassin Deak: ;; deak confirmed for the dumb, curious one in a horror game/movie
Pegasus Knight Lena: So it was opened then.
Assassin Deak: ...seems so~
Assassin Lavi: ...Probably
Pegasus Knight Lena walks over to the entrance and looks down at it Pegasus Knight Lena: Should we... go down?
Queen Alma coming back with a torch
Assassin Lavi grins a little bit sheepishly and steps behind her
Queen Alma glances at zuki Queen Alma: Well?
Assassin Lavi: After you : >
Princess Zuki: um...
Assassin Deak is gONNA OPEN THE DOOR
Princess Zuki looks back and then down at her feet
Assassin Lavi nO I MEANT AFTER LENA
Princess Zuki: i think... i-it might've been opened.
Assassin Deak I WANNA DO IT
Queen Alma: ..........
Assassin Lavi get your ass back here Deak >: (
Queen Alma: What?
Assassin Deak nO Assassin Deak MAKE ME
Assassin Lavi sO HELP ME
Assassin Deak kneels down,, Assassin Deak gonna do it
Pegasus Knight Lena: Wait, what are you doing?
Princess Zuki: that... boy, um... lavi, i think? said there was a bit of a draft through the cracks.
Queen Alma: Impossible. I made sure those were sealed. Queen Alma is v salty Queen Alma watch out she salty af
Princess Zuki: ...how thoroughly did you check..?
Assassin Lavi: Its Astor
Queen Alma is storming back into the room Queen Alma: Don't question me.
Princess Zuki follOWS
Assassin Lavi: And Indulf don't you dare!
Princess Zuki: m-my apologies.
Assassin Lavi salTY BRO NOISES
Assassin Deak ,,, Assassin Deak ,,,,,,,,,,,
Assassin Deak lifts a hand
Queen Alma: Do not open that.
Assassin Deak ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Assassin Deak ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Assassin Lavi I stg Deak
Queen Alma dONT DO IT
Assassin Deak slowly stands up
Assassin Lavi ur supposed to let the oTHER PEOPLE GO FIRST SO IF--
Queen Alma making her way over 2 the door
Assassin Deak: alright, alright.
Assassin Lavi that's right u get ur ass back here
Assassin Deak steps over to lavi
Pegasus Knight Lena hahah schooled
Queen Alma: How could it be open? Are you sure you didn't open it by mistake? Queen Alma: While you were checking?
Assassin Lavi: ...just feels like there's a draft coming through it, usually means its not sealed very tight
Queen Alma: ........
Assassin Lavi shRUGS
Queen Alma just reaches over and yanks the doors opennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn wow it smells like stale and decomposing bodies thats gros
Assassin Lavi wrinkles his nose Assassin Lavi yeP THAT'S A SMELL
Assassin Deak o h myg od Assassin Deak honestly gAGS
Queen Alma covers her face yikes
Assassin Deak should be used to it but. not that many
Pegasus Knight Lena: So........................ fresh?
Assassin Lavi pulls a cloth up to tie around his face tbh Assassin Lavi so he can breaaathe Assassin Lavi: ..... Assassin Lavi: Fresh enough Assassin Lavi: How long ago did you say this church was erected again?
Assassin Deak wow, thanks for covering me, asshole
Princess Zuki COVERS HER NOS E
Assassin Deak coughs and gags
Queen Alma is pretty irritated Queen Alma: During the last Queen's reign. Queen Alma starts making her way down the steps w/ the torch of course
Princess Zuki follows tbh
Assassin Lavi u have ur own cloth or something don't u
Queen Alma: When I last checked the doors were sealed. It would have had to occur after I checked the doors.
Assassin Deak his mouth is all watery and his eye is watering too Assassin Deak n o
Queen Alma dEAL WITH IT
Assassin Lavi oh Assassin Lavi well Assassin Lavi RIP u then
Assassin Deak thanks
Assassin Lavi u can stay here if u want I guess
Queen Alma: The traps should still be set also.
Assassin Lavi following along behind Alma
Queen Alma: Watch your steps.
Assassin Deak also no Assassin Deak rips a piece of his cravat to use a makeshift cloth Assassin Deak quickly follows after lavi
Princess Zuki is lookin around
Pegasus Knight Lena walks in last yolo not slamming doors this time Pegasus Knight Lena oh wait the doors just slammed : ' )
Assassin Lavi: ......
Pegasus Knight Lena: ...................
Assassin Lavi: ....didn't you learn your lesson last time
Pegasus Knight Lena: I swear it wasn't me.
Assassin Lavi didn't see tbh just heard it and also heyoooo its hella dark other than the torch Assassin Lavi: ...uh huh
Pegasus Knight Lena: It wasn't!
Assassin Deak f reezes up
Assassin Lavi: Gonna laugh again if we start jumping at shadows?
Princess Zuki: please cease your bickering. it's tiring.
Pegasus Knight Lena: I told you, I didn't do it!
Princess Zuki is done with ur shit
Assassin Deak takes a few shallow breaths before trying to breathe normally again
Queen Alma y didnt u guys bring torches
Assassin Lavi we haven't even bickered that long
Queen Alma why does the floor sound squishy suddenly
Assassin Lavi b/c u had a torch? Assassin Lavi: ....... Assassin Lavi ew god that's a sound I don't like to hear Assassin Lavi: ....what's that noise
Princess Zuki ,,,is just gonna. stay on the stairs
Assassin Lavi: What did you step in
Princess Zuki: ...the floor.
Queen Alma: I'm sure it's nothing.
Assassin Lavi is taking this whole thing calmly tbh
Assassin Deak i ' m g o i n g t o p u k e
Queen Alma: Keep up or there won't be any light left.
Assassin Lavi or as much as is possible
Assassin Deak is not the calm on e Assassin Deak is the very paranoid and angry one
Queen Alma squish squish squish squish
Assassin Lavi pushes Zuki along but gently Assassin Lavi: Keep movin' or get outta the way
Queen Alma stops moving for a moment to look back at them
Assassin Deak gags again
Princess Zuki almoST FALLS OVER
Queen Alma: Really, have you never been in catacombs before? Queen Alma: Do you believe someone comes down here to clean things, my Lord.
Assassin Deak: yes... but it's... it's never been this bad. Assassin Deak: my apologies...
Princess Zuki: it's not necessarily a habit one would like to get into, ma'am.
Queen Alma narrows her eyes Queen Alma: Truly.
Princess Zuki: it's only natural for one to be disgusted. Princess Zuki walks tho
Pegasus Knight Lena squish squish squish squish
Assassin Lavi: Limlan doesn't really need many catacombs... big open country. Plenty of room for graveyards above ground. Assassin Lavi ew its squishy
Pegasus Knight Lena u feel that slimy shit Pegasus Knight Lena the slick Pegasus Knight Lena squishy Pegasus Knight Lena surface
Princess Zuki we're stepping on a big pizza confirmed
Assassin Lavi: ...gonna ruin my good boots walking in whatever this is
Pegasus Knight Lena that should not be how floors feel
Assassin Lavi: It better wash out
Queen Alma: It would... be best not to look down then.
Assassin Deak is it blood?
Princess Zuki: quit complaining. it could be much worse than this.
Assassin Deak oh my god Assassin Deak it is, isn't it?
Assassin Lavi sliPS
Queen Alma: If someone has come down here, the traps probably went off and... reduced them to less than li- Queen Alma wow
Assassin Lavi u better move it fast Zuki Assassin Lavi there's a tree falling
Assassin Deak trIES TO GRAB ONTO LAVI TO KEEP HIM FROM FALLING BUT Assassin Deak there he goes,,
Pegasus Knight Lena tIMBER
Princess Zuki mOVES
Assassin Deak ,,,,
Assassin Lavi hits the...
Assassin Deak: ...astor?
Assassin Lavi oh god what is th i s
Queen Alma: Oh dear.
Assassin Lavi what is on these floooors
Queen Alma you really dont want to know
Assassin Lavi trying to geT UP
Queen Alma like seriously Queen Alma: If I were you, I would stand quicker than anything.
Assassin Lavi: Get offa me!
Assassin Deak offers lavi a hand
Assassin Lavi @ Deak
Assassin Deak ?!?
Assassin Lavi oh I thought u fell on me
Assassin Deak wHAT THE FUCK
Assassin Deak nO
Queen Alma you fell too
Assassin Deak wOW
Queen Alma oh
Assassin Deak N O I DIDNT
Assassin Lavi takING THAT HAND UP
Assassin Deak i tried to catch lavi but
Assassin Lavi: ...I don't even think I want to know...
Queen Alma: Try not to use your imagination to think of what you just landed on.
Assassin Lavi trying to brush himself off ew ew
Queen Alma turns and continues walking
Assassin Deak: ...it's probably blood.
Assassin Lavi I'm prob gonna have to burn these cloTHES
Assassin Deak: bodily fluids....
Queen Alma: If it were only blood.
Assassin Lavi >: ( Assassin Lavi: ...... Assassin Lavi: you... Assassin Lavi: sound like
Assassin Deak gags ag ain
Assassin Lavi: you know
Queen Alma: I believe I said I've been down here before. Queen Alma did i
Assassin Deak: wh...what is it?
Queen Alma i cant remember
Assassin Lavi goodbye jacket u were a dear friend 2 me but this nastiness is a dealbreaker
Princess Zuki: i don't think giving subtle hints as to what the substance is would help much.
Queen Alma: I also said you wouldn't want to kno--
Princess Zuki >:/
Assassin Lavi pushes Deak ahead of him
Queen Alma: I would rather avoid them gagging on the floor.
Assassin Lavi u go first this time so I don't slip again
Pegasus Knight Lena ew
Princess Zuki: you could avoid that entirely by not repeating yourself on the matter.
Assassin Deak ?!?!?!
Princess Zuki: some things are best left alone. Princess Zuki is weirdly calm rn idk why
Queen Alma: Coming from you, that means less than anything.
Assassin Deak fALL S BA CK Assassin Deak got it,, in his hair,,,
Assassin Lavi: ...I don't think I'm--
Queen Alma >: (
Assassin Deak haha,,, Assassin Deak ha,,,,
Assassin Lavi ??!?!
Princess Zuki: when does anything i say affect you? i'm but a naive princess to you.
Queen Alma: Truly.
Assassin Lavi RIP Deak's hair Assassin Lavi time 2 shave it all off Assassin Lavi: ...anyway I don't think I'm ever gonna get the smell out of my nose
Assassin Deak quickly scrambles to stand up, pretty much on the verge of a panic attack but u kNOW HE'S FINE Assassin Deak nO Assassin Deak I'M NOT GONNA SHAVE IT OFF
Assassin Lavi: ...... Assassin Lavi: Everybody stop moving
Assassin Deak panicking even more
Queen Alma stops moving and turns around
Assassin Deak but like. silently and quickly breathing
Queen Alma: What is it?
Assassin Lavi just grabs Deak and holds him still Assassin Lavi: ...just be quiet
Queen Alma eXCUSe Me
Assassin Lavi he's listening Assassin Lavi: ...I thought I heard something
Assassin Deak w himpers quietly
Assassin Lavi I'd hug u if u weren't gross with god only knows what rn Assassin Lavi but u are gross Assassin Lavi rn Assassin Lavi: ....did anyone else hear anything or just me?
Queen Alma: Unless you hear the dead, I haven't heard anything.
Assassin Deak i 'm dy in g
Princess Zuki: it... may have just been you.
Assassin Lavi hums
Assassin Deak closes his eye and tries to recollect himself but he's shaking and just. thIS SHOULDN'T BOTHER HIM
Queen Alma: Onwards, then. Queen Alma turns once more and walks forward again
Assassin Lavi walks ahead of Deak to where Alma is with the light and looks around for something like a stone or w/e
Queen Alma: Try not to slip.
Assassin Lavi: ...I'll try not to
Assassin Deak walks slowly
Assassin Lavi is that a leg bone
Queen Alma why are you looking for a stone Queen Alma dont look at that
Assassin Lavi something to throw
Queen Alma oh go for it
Assassin Lavi make a little bit of noise u know Assassin Lavi see if something answers
Queen Alma wait what Queen Alma thERES NOTHING DOWN HERe
Assassin Lavi but not like. Right where we're standing
Assassin Deak can something but really nothing touch my leg bc i could help with that Assassin Deak with how paranoid i am rn haha rip
Assassin Lavi gonna just hurl that leg bone down the corridor to make some noise :'> Let's hope there's no sound that answers it
Assassin Deak good job, lavi Assassin Deak good job
Assassin Lavi look if there's something else here Assassin Lavi I want to hear it coming
??? joined the chat
Assassin Deak f u c k
??? dripping noises gradually getting louder
Princess Zuki oH BOY
Assassin Lavi: ........
Queen Alma what the fuck did u just do
Assassin Lavi quietly
Princess Zuki ,,,is starting to hear a thing
Assassin Lavi: I told you I heard something
??? scraping noises against the walls
Assassin Lavi backing way tf up tbh Good Luck Alma
Queen Alma: ...
Assassin Deak 's eye widens and just. turns
Princess Zuki cRINGES Princess Zuki HATES THAT NOISE
Assassin Deak gonna walk away now
??? the door is locked behind you
Assassin Deak goodbye Assassin Deak fUCK
??? i locked it remember
Assassin Deak moves around lena
??? you fell in onto the ground, i can smell you guys ??? you can run but you can't hide ??? ill find you
Assassin Deak l e av e me alONE
Assassin Lavi but if we smell like the floor doesn't that mean we'll just Assassin Lavi blend in
??? hahahahahahah thats funny ??? that floor is only in that one area ??? so i know when something is down here
Assassin Lavi o shit
??? so i can find it ??? kill it
Assassin Lavi so anyway
Assassin Deak YaNKS ON THE DOOR
Assassin Lavi goes behind Lena and pushes her forward a bit
Assassin Deak PANICKING VERY QUIETLY
Assassin Lavi: You're up. Assassin Lavi : >
Pegasus Knight Lena: W-what Pegasus Knight Lena what
Assassin Deak YANK, YANK, YANK
Assassin Lavi do ur job
Assassin Deak yANK
Assassin Lavi dEAK STOP YANKING THE DOOR
Assassin Lavi going over to Deak and juST
Pegasus Knight Lena this isnt smart
Assassin Lavi: stop that
Pegasus Knight Lena: What am I supposed to go after, I can't see anything!
Assassin Deak looks at him and has that look of a caged animal
??? here i come ??? ready or not
Assassin Deak growls quietly
Assassin Lavi its fine if u keep making noise it'll prob find u
Princess Zuki iS TRYING TO BE BRAVE
Assassin Deak s t o p s
??? drip drip drip ??? scrape scrape scrape ??? nails on a chalkboard now
Princess Zuki tf are u doin tryin to make us need to pee--
Assassin Lavi: Too much noise. Stay quiet. Remember your training.
Princess Zuki OW OK NOPE Princess Zuki coVERS HER EARS
Assassin Deak n o d s
Assassin Lavi th a t's not a nice sound
Assassin Deak closes his eye and just. tryING TO IGNORE IT
??? i can hear the beating of your hearts and you can hear mine
Assassin Lavi takes Deak's hand to lead him through the dark and stay together. If they can just find a good hiding spot somewhere in the dark... different hallway maybe
??? audible ??? loud ??? clear
Assassin Lavi thAT'S AN EVEN NOT NICER SOUND
Assassin Deak follows after lavi, tRYING TO STAY CALM AND QUIET
Princess Zuki whiNES SOFTL Y
Queen Alma: The path doesn't split unless you go further up. Queen Alma: It's a straight hall.
Assassin Lavi .....
??? here i come
Assassin Lavi sh it
??? tick tock tick tock ??? heavy breathing, heart pounding
Assassin Lavi: ...maybe we can make it to where the hall splits faster than it can?
Assassin Deak: ...perhaps.
Queen Alma: Isn't it in front of us?
Assassin Lavi how wide is this hall btw Assassin Lavi: ...hence
Assassin Deak: if... if we don't though, i....
Assassin Lavi: "before it can"
Assassin Deak: ....
Queen Alma not that wide unfortunately
Assassin Lavi welp
Queen Alma: We could try.
Assassin Lavi draws his dagger Assassin Lavi prob gonna have to fight our way out
Queen Alma turns and takes a step before shrieking and dropping the torch oops
Assassin Lavi !!!!!!!!
??? here i am ??? hi
Assassin Deak looks at lavi before drawing his dagger as well
??? tried to get by ??? now you cant see me ??? but i can see you
Assassin Lavi .....
Assassin Deak remember training. Assassin Deak it's fine.
Assassin Lavi we fight in the dark all the time Assassin Lavi part of our profession : >
??? you know what my profession is?
Assassin Lavi killing?
??? close, but not really
Assassin Lavi aw and here I had a comeback for if u said yes
??? see, it's what i use to kill that defines me ??? where are we right now
Assassin Lavi a tomb?
Assassin Deak u uSE DEAD PEOPLE?!!?!
Assassin Lavi o
??? what do you assume you landed in
Assassin Deak b loo d
Assassin Lavi ...blood? Assassin Lavi its not blood, is it
??? no ??? try again
Assassin Lavi oil?
??? is oil or blood squishy ??? think this through
Assassin Lavi guts? Assassin Lavi are we inside a huge gut Assassin Lavi is this Naruto
??? what the fuck ??? no ??? when did that happen in Naruto ??? oh with the snake right
Assassin Lavi Jiraiya's toad stomach jutsu--
??? oh ??? wrong thing
Assassin Lavi anyway I give up Assassin Lavi this is a weird standoff guessing game
??? lame ???: aCTUALLY ] ???: i have no idea what im going for w/ this ]
Assassin Lavi: LMFAO }
Assassin Deak: ;; o mg
???: i was waiting 2 see if something cool was suggested ] ???: i ToLD You GuyS ] ???: i dK WHAT IM DOiNG ]
Assassin Lavi: I mean I figured like } Assassin Lavi: either oil like something combustable or like } Assassin Lavi: weird mucus or something }
???: i just wanted to adventure in catacombs tbh ] ???: i like the history thing ]
Assassin Lavi: lmao {
???: but then we had 2 bring in some monster so i just threw something up ] ???: : ( ]
Assassin Lavi: RIP }
???: its like ]
Assassin Lavi: I mean I'm cool w/ Catacomb Adventures but I'm also 300% down for Lavi to be ripped limb by limb LMFAO }
???: "no its actually just cake and this was all an elaborate prank for messing up the masquerade party!!" ]
Assassin Deak: ;; thinks back to worm 1 Assassin Deak: ;; ahaha,,, Assassin Deak: ;; h a , , ,
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